I got beaten up by a 10 year old, what should I do?
I'm 19 years old, the one getting choked in the pic. Basically, what happened is I was hanging out with my "friends" when this kid ran over my foot with his bike, he claimed by accident. So I called after him and told him to clean the dirt off my shoes. He refused and so we got ready to fight.
So my "friends" started recording it and as you can see by the screenshot below, he got his legs around my neck and started squeezing like crazy. I tapped out (and told him that I gave up verbally) but he didn't let go and my "friends" weren't breaking it up. He said that if I said "I was his bitch" into the camera then he would let go.
Every time I said it though, the kid would be like "say it clearer" or "say it in a full sentence" until I realised he just wasn't letting go and I got knocked out, then pissed myself.
My question is, how in the hell couldn't I escape from this move in the pic? His legs were tiny but I couldn't budge them at all, they felt like steel beams. What happened? Also, the kid took his shirt off after and he had a freaking 6 pack, how the fuck is that possible when he's 10?
>>745997506
because you are a weak pussy ass bitch. litterally all you had to do was pry his legs open because his leg hold on you is actually retarded and full of gaps to get you lose. could have just stuck two or even 1 arm between his legs and pried open.
protip: kys
>>745997791
I tried prying it open, with both hands I tried one of his legs off but they didn't even budge.
>>745997791
Being this new
>>745997506
holee shite OP I don't know what to say. Give your friends each $5 for being the best friends you'll ever have
Motherfucker hooked his feet obviously OP you retarded little cretin. You had reach to get to his throat and you gave up? What even are you?
>>745997506
If you're not willing to bite your way out of a child's leg hold then you really are his bitch.
>>745997506
Jesus op are you a fucking stick for something ?
>>745997978
They're such assholes, they uploaded it to Facebook.
>>745998013
After I gave up trying to get his legs off, I tried punching him but he grabbed both of my hands and restrained them. He's got 1 of my arms restrained in the pic.
>>745998071
The hold was too tight, I couldn't even open my mouth let alone bite him.
>>745997506
Truly pathetic, you have 1 free hand open as viewable in OP pic. Why aren't you taking pot shots at his face, clawing his ears or eyes?
>>1. Use free hand to get firm grip on assailants nuts
>>2. Squeeze firmly and sharply so as to convert contents of opponents nutsack into a smooth butter
Alternatively you could have just stood up with the kid and slammed back down the brunt of your weight on him on impact. He couldn't of weighed much if he was fucking 10. But if you were truly bested by this kid in this way, you must be weak as shit.
Honestly if true one of the most pathetic things I've seen on this site.
>>745997506
>fun
Wew lad
>>745998101
Should've just unzipped your pants and yelled "YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD YOU SEXY CUNT" and then just humped him
Why do people still post newfag bait when nu /b/ is just a bunch of phoneposters who browse for for 10 minutes a day?
>>745997506
should have used your spare hand to tickle his butthole. Honestly would have shocked him so bad he let go.
>>745997506
Turn in your dick.
>>745997506
Hes fucking 10. Grab his other arm with your free hand, stand the fuck up, then jump and slam down ontop of him. Kids fucking dead, or at the very least in a wheelchair.
>>745998254
He grabbed my other hand like a few seconds later. I tried standing up but he was quite strong.
>>745998422
See above
video sauce??
>>745997506
Why were you not just pounding him in the face until he let go?
Regardless, the only thing left to do is kill yourself.
>>745997506
>Every time I said it though, the kid would be like "say it clearer" or "say it in a full sentence" until I realised he just wasn't letting go and I got knocked out, then pissed myself.
you should had gave him your knees
that would had helped
>>745998476
he was strong? how the fuck was he grounding you. what muscular action was he performing to keep your bitch ass down?
Holy shit, you actually verbally admitted that you're his bitch? That's brutal.
When he grabbed your arms, you should have easily have been able to yank his arm away.
>>745997506
I feel sorry for you OP, what a little cunt. my advice is fuck off those dickhead friends any "friend" that would just watch this is not worth your time mate
you should have put your arm through his legs from behind/under and slam toward his crotch to give you some slack.
This is some weird bait.
There's no way that kid could hold on to you w legs at your neck like in the pic. Solution would be for you to stand up. I dont understand can you not use legs?
>>745997506
>not being able to manhandle a 10 year old like a stuffed animal
I would have stood up then simply fell forward, repeating the process until his balls are pulverized or he lets go.
>>745998604
His legs were pushing me down, I couldn't stand up.
>>745997506
>My question is, how in the hell couldn't I escape from this move in the pic?
You get up and slam his body hard into the ground.
>>745998752
his legs...were pushing down...harder than you could stand up? Fucking wot m8. See a doctor, you have a muscle disorder.
>>745998101
Vid/link or didn't happen
>>745998757
>>745998847
All the people saying to "just stand up" don't realise how hard he was squeezing. I'd never been in that much pain before in my life, his legs were keeping me down.
He's holding onto your arm with like 3 fingers, how weak do you have to be to not be able to escape from that?
>>745998970
probably missing whatever part of your body secretes adrenaline.
>>745998856
Of course it didn't happen retard.
>>745998856
My "friend" have him but i blocked all contacts
>>745998730
[spoiler]It's OP fetish. Probably made it all up
>>745997506
>what should I do?
>First I'd distract target
>Then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate.
>Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, now fracture.
>Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely.
>Heel kick to diaphragm
>In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemmorraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to be a fag: neutralized.
>>745997506
I can tell you as someone who trains in MMA that this is very escapable. This is a modified teepee choke. Use your hands to unhook his feet or just slam him but why the lack of muscle you have, I could tell this would be very difficult. And stop fighting with 10 year olds, you're an adult. What the fuck is wrong with you? You really are a bitch though.
>>745998970
You can also just step aside or neck crank him.
I've been squeezed and always escaped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szAvJFvIzx4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vOZhDtIruk
>>745998970
Bait or physical disorder.
>>745998970
Contort your torso forward and fucking headbutt him?
>>745997506
rip off his cock OP
>>745999123
This is not me and I'm not posting the vid.
>>745999156
Well I'm not trained to do that, all I know is he was squeezing so hard I had no chance of escaping especially when he restrained my arms.
>>745999202
Its very obvious bait. You would have to have some muscle disorder to not be able to stand up with a 10 year olds weight around your neck.
Should have done this
>>745999193
It's a teepee choke. The triangle wouldn't really apply for this situation
Can you imagine what it would be like to verbally say you're the bitch of a 10 year old because he's beating the shit out of you? Jesus Christ.
>>745999441
I'd probably just neck myself at that point
>>745999160
So what could I have done? Nothing?
I love these threads. My favorite was the guy who claimed he was an 18 year old that got beat up by his 10 year old brother in front of his gf. Then the gf started flirting with the little brother. Tell me someone has that saved.
>>745997506
the best way to escape this hold is to lift the oponent and slam his head on the ground
since he was a kid it should have been easy to do
>ITT: people not getting it
Let me spell it out: 10 year old? Legs like steel beams? Choked between his legs?
Pedo pretending to lose, while having his face stuffed full of 10 yo dick. Are you ppl actually not aware of this bait by now? Jesus...
>>745999567
We've already established I wasn't strong enough/he was too strong for this to happen.
>>745999603
Yeah, no. I was nowhere near his dick, grow up.
>>745997506
Proof of the 6 pack?
>>745997506
shove ye foot in his face you pussy
>>745999630
Let me go through his Facebook, there's bound to be a pic there. Be 5 minutes.
>>745997506
>Not Biting His Leg
>Not gouging out his eyes
>Not tearing into his crotch
Seriously you aint strong enough to pulled the legs of a 10yr apart to break the hold b4 u started being choked out. Im weak AF but think I could managed to do it and im also not as in good shape as u as im old. Maybe u need to do what this 10yo has been doing and watch some UFC or MMA
OP, you lost no matter what, you got in a fight with a 10 year old.
There are only two ways that will end, you are the 19 year old fag that beat up a 10 year old or the 19 year old fag that got beat up by a 10 year old.
>>745999473
How about standing up? How about working out? This is such an impractical choke that it's mind blowing to me that you would submit from this.
>>745999473
Not been in that situation in the first place.
One should never use their fighting skills or physical prowess to assert dominance outside of a ring except in situations of self defense or defending someone weaker.
Assuming this is not bait (which it is), you clearly possess neither physical strength nor fighting skills.
Even a skilled fighter could be caught off guard by circumstance or chance and find themselves on the bad side if an equation.
But calling out a 10 year old? This was fucked before it even started.
Grow up m8
>>745999342
If you are 19 and cannot do what this anon shows you OP you eighter lack basic pussyboy strenght or complete ability to think fast and rassional.
>>745999673
>Let me go through his Facebook...
Every tried to lift him while he is in that position and then slam him to the ground. He aint no grown adult so Im sure he wouldnt be able to handle the impact and would let go.
>>745999754
Agreed, I fuck with you man. From the bike to the " clean the dirt off my shoes" I just pictured kids on a culdesac. Then he says he's 19. He should probably neck himself.
>>745999630
Here it is, best I could find
>>746000104
HAHAHAHAHA You're his bitch now if you think these are abs.
>>746000144
Of course they're abs, what would you call it?
>>745999156
kek
I got the reference
>>746000104
hes that tall at 10?
>>746000206
Notice the border. This is a very old meme but this information is valuable. Also, he's 10, how much weight lifting do you think he does to beat up adults who are twice his age?
>>746000462
abs are visible due to low body fat. abs on an individual with low body fat doesnt count? this meme is cancer.
>>746000407
He wasn't tall, he doesn't have armpit hair in the pic which should give away that's he's 10.
>fighting a 10 year old over a dirty shoe
go think about your life OP
>>745997506
upload the vid so i can fap
>>746000525
Yeah it counts if you want 2011 tumblr swag. A high metabolism gives you these kind of abs. No real work or strength is behind it.
>>746000659
I can attest that he was quite strong, he probably worked for his abs.
>>745997506
Stand up and drop him on his head. Hes half your size. He would way no more than 60kgs. If your entire body cannot lift 60Kgs you should not be fighting anyone.
>>745997506
>I got beaten up by a 10 year old
>I'm 19
>>746000731
Fuck man, I know this is bait but this is getting me so worked up haha You win, I'm tapping out (ironically)
>>746000786
Ughh, I'm 60kgs. I'm pretty sure he's less than that.
>>746000817
best part is uf the 10 year old tells his mother kp is going to prison for assaulting a minor
>>745997506
kek
>>745997506
To be fair that kid looks like he knows what he's doing.
But you should be in jail
>>745997506
post the video
>>746000104
Shoulda jerked him off
>>746000866
There's video evidence of him forcing me to say that I'm a bitch, it'd be pretty clear that I didn't assault him.
>>746000922
He'd probably kill me.
>>745997506
>hes fucking 90 pounds..
why didnt you just slam him?
posting just to see who got 6 same numbers
>>746000000
Should have sucked his dick since you where in a position to do so. He would be bullied in school for being a homo and comitted suicide later
>>746000940
Not op but that would've been . the kids only 10
>>746000940
Because his legs were weighing me down, we've already been through this he was stronger than me.
>>746000938
you think that matters? you are an adult who attacked a child over a dirty shoe not only will they come down on you they will throw away the key as well
>>746001005
Meant to say that would've been mean. Stupid phone
>>746000914
This
>>746001030
I think him losing is punishment enough. Lol
>>746001087
his mother and the courts will disagree
Obviously you start a Rocky IV training montage of you getting ready to take your revenge on this little bitch. Carry rocks, climb up mountains in the snow, the whole nine yards. After training fucking beat this little faggot into a pulp and then kill yourself because your pathetic bitch ass just did all of this to take revenge on a 10 year old
>>746001030
Do you know how painful and scary getting slowly choked out by someone is when you can't do anything about it?
My life was essentially in the hands (or legs) of this unstable 10 year old. It's punishment enough.
>>746001165
see
>>746001124
you will be painted as a ragaholoc who cant control his temper and attacks kids half his age over shoes
There is a nice trick i use to get rid of people, grab them by the neck, right where adam apple is.... now when you done that try to get your palm and point figer closer, dont overdo it you can kill people like that
>>746001165
Tell it to the jury.
>>745997506
>>746000974
Thankfully it's the year 2017, he wouldn't care about people thinking that and wouldn't be bullied for it either. Regardless he basically beat up a 19 year old, nobody gonna fuck with him.
>>745997506
Wait why are you fighting a 10 year old for scuffing your shoe? It's a shoe. What were so special about these shoe's anon?
At least you didn't lose a fight to a 10 year old girl.
>>746001426
They were brand new, white as shit and this kid deliberately went over my foot. Little psycho.
>>746001486
Not op but if a 10 year old girl was fighting me I'd let her win.
>>746001557
Do you have a picture of the shoes? Are they dirty now?
>>745997506
What you do is get your hands on his head and start slamming him against the ground, or just actually p7nch him and not be a bitch.
>>746001698
Well no, I mean I cleaned them afterwards but it's the principle.
>>745997506
For starters, you shouldn't have allowed him to get you in a position like this. Secondly, you could have done a lot of different things. Standing up as other Anon's have said, and crashing him into the ground would have absolutely destroyed him. In the picture, your arms look much longer than his, so you could have also unhooked his feet.
The other thing is, since this is a street fight, you really don't have to play by any rules, you could have bitten him in the worse case scenario, or tried to hit him in the balls even, use your imagination OP. You need to start lifting as well if you're weaker than a 10 year old.
>>746001798
I tried punching him, he grabbed my arms and I got choked out even faster.
>>746001829
Why didn't you try unhooking his feet?
>>746001875
I didn't really know what hooking the feet does until now, I just tried prying apart his legs but it didn't budge.
>>746001829
Then play dirty, if he tries to grab your hands, you grab one of his fingers and bend it backwards.
There are many ways you can get back at him OP
>steal his pokemon cards
>steal one wheel of his toddler-tricycle
>shit in his diapers before he wakes up
>get him a puzzle ages 3-5 so he chokes to death
>put laxatives on his thumb right before he starts sucking it and then take off his diaper and run so he shits his mamas floor
>>746001820
I don't know if I'm weaker than him, look at his thighs in the pic. Mine are way bigger that his.
>>746001954
I mean, my hands were pretty tightly restrained by him.
>>746002018
Or when he was choking me, I could have looked him dead in the eyes and told him "Santa Claus does not exist", then he would cry and run away.
>>745997506
You should have shit your pants OP, reached in there and grabbed some and then thrown it into his face. You might have come across as a weirdo, but at least you wouldn't have got beat by a 10 year old.
>>745997506
Shit bait OP, it can't be true
>there are many ways to escape such a choke. If you watched more than 2 kung-fu movies, or an MMA match, you can figure something out. The other anons posted some in the thread. Lift him ad slam, or crossyour legs at his hip and lean back, or twist out of it sideways, etc.
>The fucker is a little whimp, you shold have knocked him out with one punch before he could go to ground fighting.
>If he is an ass, who chokes you after you surrender, then claw his face, or bite the leg next to your head, or something.
Post video, or some other proof.
Hey OP I think the best thing you can do now is reach out to the kid and say you're sorry about the way you acted.
>>745999156
Why does this look retarded on 4chan but sound cool in hollywood
so many newfags in this thread.
OP's post gave me a good chuckle
>>746002462
It can't be true because someone trained in MMA can escape? I'm not trained.
>>746002535
What? How was I in the wrong? He could have killed me? He tried to humiliate me, I'm not dong that shit. He should be apologising to me. Just because I said I was his bitch, doesn't make me his bitch.
>>746002678
the fact people think it's cool in a movie shows how shitty our taste is in movies and why they can release 50 spidermans and Lord of the Hobbits and people keep going to them.
>>745997506
If you tapped out and he didnt let go then you shoulda just punched him in the balls or stroked his dick or somthing. Can't say you were fighting dirty if you already tried tapping out and he didnt let go
>>746002699
A 10 year old choked me out once. Got me in a choke hold from behind me back. Told him I give up but next thing I knew I was waking up with my briefs up my ass and a bit of piss in the front of my underwear. I was 21
>>745997506
Weak copy pasta
Fuck off you absolute fucking pussy.
* You have two hands free. With those two hands you can punch the guy in the throat, punch him in the balls,punch the belly,pinch the legs, punch anywhere.
* You can bite still
* Hand still free, grab the ankles and twist like fuck
There's like 50 things you could do in that situation to fuck up the person. Go for the eyes.
>>745997506
nice copy pasta OP
i read nearly the same story but about two brothers fighting eachother several months ago
>>746001663
its only fair
Not sure if this has been said but why didnt you just use jets fuel on his steel beams?
>>746002699
You don't need that much training to escape such a hold, that's the point. If you don't panic, and think clearly, you can come up with a solution. These moves are not rocket science. If you are that new to fighting (wew lad, how did you spent that 19 years?) then why did it seem a good idea to engage in a fight?
To answer your questions in the op post:
He is not strong, just skinny. Look at his arms/chest, here >>746000104
he is a chicken.
He could beat you, because You panicked, and ran out of your breath at the choke hold, and it looked way harder to pry open, when your lungs and muscles lacked oxygen.
Also. Pic related is for future use. If you have no conceps for breakin such a basic choke hold, you should not get into ground fights, Just knock out the motherfucker.
>>746003308
Threads of this kind are part of some kind of 'operation'. Just like the black superiority, dick size matters, manlet, cuck and other cheating threads.
Just with this one (that also appears many times a day in slight variations) I have NO idea what the agenda could possibly be. What are they trying to push into our heads with these "older losing-to/humiliated-by younger" stories.
OP and friends: It does not work!
In b4 just bait. Nobody would waste their time like that!
>>746003919
>OP and friends: It does not work!
lmao, that's what you think. thing is, one mechanism by which memes spread is emotion. posts like this activate our almonds and as a result they always get a lot of views and posts. i've posted thousands of bbc/cuck threads which got hundreds of replies.
i've never gotten threads with hundreds of replies before on some other content but i finally found something that works.
>>746003919
the first story was some gay shit about a guy and his (much) younger brother so.....
>>746004084
I know. Actually the brother story also exists in at least 3 variations...
>>746003902
He's strong and skinny, my body looks much worse than his.
Why the fuck is a 19 year old out here picking fights with a 10 yeasr old, thats pretty fucking pathetic, The only thing being more pathetic is getting choked out by a 10 year old lmfao
>>746000938
Losing the fight doesn't mean you're not guilty of assault
>>745997506
Kid wasn't even defending himself, he just had his legs wrapped around the dude. A few punches to the face would let the fucker so dazed he'd have squirmed away.
Jesus fuck, OP, if you really are that dude, you have no survival instincts, that's sad.
>>746004421
No but it clearly wasn't self defence from the kid when he forced me to say I was his bitch.
Guys, my friends texted me to say the kid is in the park again.
Should I fight him again?
>>746000104
Kid is ripped
>>745997506
>>they felt like steel beams
you shoulda used jetfuel
>>746004499
That's irrelevant. You picked the fight, it doesn't matter that it didn't end the way you wanted it to.
>>746004582
Yes. Fucking livestream that shit.
>>746004499
hey. kid here.
you are one sorry ass old man.
btw I'm not 10, not until november.
>>746004797
Ngl I'm scared shitless of him, I'm probably not going to fight him.
>>745997506
>>745997506
turn your head and bite his leg. alternatively you could try punching him behind his knee, i heard thats a really painful spot to be hit
Does anyone know how the kid was causing so much pain when his legs are so skinny?
>>746004963
fells like orgasm
>>746005047
your chicken neck is skinnier
>>746005083
Okay but I have a 250lbs older brother whose put me in a position like this and the pain was nothing compared to what this kid did. I don't understand.
>>745997506
how fucking pathetic and weak are you exactly?
stand up, smash his little 10yo body on the ground like a WWE move but real. RIP 10yo
>>746004858
lol it's truly "the kid"
>>746005083
lol'd
>>746005168
is he 250lbs older than you?
Slam the faggot and if you're such a bitch never do what they say ffs
>>746005252
>>baqaaaa
>>746000104
How does he get a body like this at 10 years old? It looks better than mine, wtf.
>>746005252
lol'd myself when I wrote it
>>746005275
I had to, the pain was too much. I would have done pretty much anything he said at that point.
>>746005371
suck his D?
>>746005403
If he told me too, I'm not sure. I probably would have if I were to be completely honest. I was so desperate.
>>746005500
It's over anon.
You got messed up by a little boy. You deserve all the shame and ridicule coming your way.
>>746005295
>>746000104
i work with children and i bring them to the pool very often. a lot of them are like this, that doesn't mean they're ripped
learn bjj
>>746005586
A lot of children have 6 packs? What sense does that make?
>>745997506
Sauce of the video?
>>746005560
Shit, I am a bitch
>>746005562
Fuck u
>>745999725
This. You kinda can't beat a 10 years old kid if you're 19 or you'll most probably get into serious trouble. Those lil fuckers don't have much respect these days...
>>745997506
I'll take the bait.
See how his dick is within reach?
Grab twist pull.
Don't be afraid to fight dirty, faggot.
>>745997506
If you're 19 & seriously fighting a 10 year old... There's your problem. Sounds like fighting is not for you.
Maybe ask him if he'll be your master. You could become his first acolyte for his Kung Fu school.
>>746005916
What's the matter you simple ass weakling? Are you as good at handling the truth as you are handling children?
>>745997506
Shoulda sucked his shota cock
>>746006114
The kid got lucky, look at the size of his thighs and tell me if he could possibly be stronger than an adult.
>>745999156
I get this reference. Nice.
>>745997506
>stand up and pick up 10 year old
>knee him in the back until he lets go
>drop him
>profit
You're a fucking dumbass.
>>746003902
This is so wrong. If you attack first, you're the one committing assault and will to to jail. Also, the one two is boxing jargon for jab followed by cross.
>>746006252
Tiny little children's legs, no defined muscle, not beefy at all. He could possibly be stronger than an adult for sure. Many polio and cerebral palsy sufferers aren't very strong. He's probably stronger than most adult paraplegics too. So you know, being an able-bodied adult with the strength of a paraplegic is another thing to be ashamed of.
>>746006099
Great advice. This way OP will also have a molestation charge to deal with on top the preexisting assaulting a minor charge.
>>745997506
it's called jiu jitsu and he put you in a triangle choke. this kid rolls. he spends time on the mat. this kid has bjj and you don't have shit. He has discipline and strength while you browse forchan
Just find where he lives and burn his house down.
I'M PICKLE RICK XDDDDDDD
did he have shoes?
Should of licked his feet.
>>746007162
Should have*
next time stand up... and then slam his head against the ground ... if you cant do that then do some squats ... if hes 10 then your back and legs should be able to carry him... also you have a hand lock with him ... bend his hand back untill he lets go. Maybe you are just weak. You are luck to be alive he could have strangled you
>>745997506
>>745997506
The answer is simple, OP.
1. Wrap your hands around his waist, and lock your fingers.
2. Lean down on him with your bodyweight and force his neck and shoulders into the ground.
3. Have your buddies gather around and give his face a solid kicking while you have him pinned.
Rule #1 about street fights: there are no rules. Cheat to win, and that might mean bringing a few buddies to insure that victory.
Rule #2 about street fights: Ju Jitsu sucks against multiple opponents. Jointlocks and chokeholds are useless unless it's absolutely 1 on 1. Therefore, never let it be one on one - always being friends.
Rule #3 about street fights: Never be unarmed. You and your friends should have, at the least, knives, axe handles, pipes, chains, etc. Guns if you can get. If you don;t understand why arming yourself with a weapon is important when fighting an unarmed opponent, refer back to Rule #1 - there are no rules.
I'll freely admit that I'm not a trained MMA fighter, and I don't do Jits. That said, I spent 4 years as a 0311 and 6 as a bouncer. I've been in a lot of actual street fights, and I can tell you this - 4 guys with weapons against one guy with Jits....the guy with Jits is going to the hospital.
>>746005500
triple double.
so its legit
>>745997506
OMG you're a fucking faggot. You could easily reach his nuts. You could have pulverized his junk. You could have easily rammed your fist so far up his ass. You should never 'fight fair', anon.
>>745997506
literally all you had to do was push forward and his legs would of come off due to the strain on his hips, then you could of just ground and pounded on his face.
>>745997506
Punch him in the face you fucking idiot? Enough blows to the nose and he'll let go, trust me.
>>746007162
You can see he doesn't have shoes on you moron. Even if I wanted to perform your sick fetish, licking his feet would require me to escape
10 year olds are weak as shit OP is a fucking bitch faggot. Bet he'd struggles with a 50 pound bag of dog food.
>>746007926
He had control of both my hands
Like you couldn't just dead lift him and drop him on his head.
2/10 bait cause i replyed
>>they felt like steel beams
you shoulda used jetfuel
>>746008021
Not in that picture he didn't. Your right arm is limp. Why not use it?
>>746005295
Because he's skinny Anon. A six pack isn't really about the muscles, it's about low body fat.
>>746008079
He grabbed it after this screenshot, like a few seconds later. I did try punching him, that's how he managed to restrain my arms.
>>745997506
oh boy you got fucked
>>746008111
I'm skinny as shit, I don't have a 6 pack. So why does this kid have one?
>>746008134
Lol how weak are you? If a 10 year old can restrain your arms.
>>746008134
Then your only other choice would be to stomp on his nuts. He didn't have control over your legs. But let's be real: You're a pussy. You got shit on by a child. You deserved the beating you got and you should probably slit your wrists, because the shame will never leave you.
Your friends all think you're a faggot now and will start picking on you as well.
You will NEVER get a girlfriend. The instant she knows you got dominated by a preteen she'll find another man and have him kick your ass too.
I bet even your parents are ashamed. Your father? He thinks you're a disappointment. He won't say it to your face, of course, but the silence at dinner time will be all the confirmation you need.
So... yeah. Poison yourself, anon.
>>746008266
He was pretty strong.
>>746008289
I don't plan on telling anyone about this, only my friends and their friends know about it. And I'm not hanging around with them anymore, no-one important will ever know.
>>746007967
>You can see he doesn't have shoes on you moron.
doesn't mean he never had them.
and im sure you didn't just spawn between his legs. you have a chance and blew it
should OF licked between his toes, just sayin.
>>745997506
>19 years old
>fighting with a 10 year old
Do you have some sort of personality disorder or mental illness you're not telling about OP?
>>746008359
It'll be on Youtube in no time. Your "friends" will tell other people. The only way to possibly escape this is skip town, but even then it'll just happen again if you continue to be such a bitch that a child can kick your ass.
>>746008400
chicked
Isn't that Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu? That's a leg lock. Those are fairly easy to get out of.
>>746008359
No he wasn't you're just really weak plain and simple.
>>746008400
The motherfucker tried to ruin my shoes, I don't care who you are. Women, children, babies, important governmental figures if any of them try to ruin my shoes we're going to have a fight.
>>746008432
How do you think I got hold of the video? 500+ views on Youtube.
>>746008529
He was strong, see >>746000104
>>746008543
Looks like ASPD - see a psychiatrist anon.
>>746008543
But if you're so weak that a kid half your age can kick your ass, you shouldn't fight. You should have walked away after he scuffed your shoes. You brought it on yourself.
>>745997506
couldnt you just stand up (with him still holding on to you) and then just smash yourself (and him head first) to the ground?
>>746008661
You can diagnose someone based on a sentence off 4chan?
>>746008697
Well I didn't know I was that bad at fighting.
>>746008715
We've been through this, I couldn't stand up he was pushing me down with his legs.
>>746008767
then you should just have pulled out your dick
>>746008767
Have you ever been in a fight before? Have you ever trained to fight? Do you work out or at least stay in decent shape? If the answer to these questions is "no" then you're pretty much just an idiot.
>>745997506
OP is dead....
he went to the park to kid...
got killed by kids father..
looks news in a few
>>745997506
So, OP, how exactly do you know he's 10? It's not really standard behavior for people to mention their age during a fight.
>>746008207
You're probably one of those people that think they're skinny, but are fat on the inside.
>>746009046
My friends were sort of holding me back at the start, one of them asked his age and he said. Hard to explain.
>>746009064
So all skinny people have 6 packs?
>>745997506
You could have beat that little fuck in the face. Hell, you could have broken his nuts
>>746008207
Skinny and low body fat are not necessarily the same thing
I have absolutely no clue how your left hand is "restrained" you're just holding hands. Grab his other hand so you have more leverage to pick him up and slam him. If 19 yr old OP doesn't have enough muscle to pick up a skinny 10 year old you should know your place and not pick fights with dominant males like this kid
>>746008919
>reverse image search
>2016 article
ok
>>745997506
you are a pussy. it's simple.
>>746009271
Well I wouldn't call him a dominant male, more like a bully.
>>746009172
So did the kid work to get a low body fat percentage?
>>746009165
You have to have muscle, obviously a starving person wouldn't have a six pack, but simply doing Ab exercises isn't enough. Your diet is more important, and having a low body fat % is what counts.
It's very easy to develop your ab muscles, but you won't see them if you have a layer of fat covering them.
>>746009419
So why are people acting like the kid is just skinny? Probably jealous.
>>746009165
Holy shit OP.
Seriously, thank you for this. The next time I have a bad day, I'll just tell myself "at least I didn't get my ass kicked by a child and the video uploaded to YouTube by friends who tried to talk me out of it."
>>746009355
That's right, the bully is the 10 year old
>>746000270
what movie was it again?
>>746009573
Well what would you call someone using superior power over another person in order to humiliate them?
>>BRRRAAAAAAAAAP
>>745997506
All you had to do was stand up and hold him like that and then body slam him with your knees on the back of his head
Either you can shave your head and move far away to avoid humiliation, or redeem yourself by working your ass off to become a professional fighter. The first options probably the only one for you though.
>>746009568
Because he probably is just skinny. You don't have to go to the gym to develop your abs. Basic exercise is enough as long as you're eating healthily.
>>746009820
They seem pretty far developed.
>>746009671
You were not bullied by a child half your age, OP. You tried to bully a child and he stood up to you. Then you got manhandled by a boy when you tried to back up your intimidation with force.
>>746010088
He forced me to say I was his bitch to the camera, sounds like bullying to me. He carried on squeezing even when I was desperately tapping out. etc
>>745997506
this reminds me of the "my ten year old can leg press 800 lbs" pasta
>>746010169
Bullies always cry foul when someone puts them in their place. That's all that's happening here.
You were humiliated because you deserved it.
>>746008543
>You can diagnose someone based on a sentence off 4chan?
I can't and you probably don't have aspd, but your behavior, to say it lightly, is weird.
You seem to have warped sense of justice, a low tolerance to frustration and a low threshold for discharge of aggression,
>The motherfucker tried to ruin my shoes, I don't care who you are.
>if any of them try to ruin my shoes we're going to have a fight
>>746009886
Because he has low body fat.. are you retarded Anon? Why do you need the same thing explained to you over and over again?
To get definition in your abs, men have to achieve a body fat percentage of 1-9%. For some it might be as low as 5% for them to show. And the lower %, the more defined they'll be.
A complete fat-ass might actually have very strong ab muscles, but you wouldn't know, because he's fat, and you can't see them. It's not rocket science.
>>746010169
you got your shit kicked, because you where in the wrong
non of your friends helped because they knew you were being a dickhead and were enjoying watching your shit get stomped by a 10 year old !
>>745997506
Start sucking his dick, that should loosen his grip.
>>746010169
also why didnt you just pick him up and toss him over your head
smack him in the face
stand up and kneel down really fast to smash is back into the ground
you had a million options, but your chose to be his bitch, and piss yourself.
>>745997506
Lol grab his balls and squeeze them
>>745997506
Never go into a fight without a more powerful weapon than your opponent.
In this case an axe would be fine.
>>746010658
Well I didn't really choose too, I'm just not trained.
Bite him.
>>746010879
So you would kill a 10 year old with an axe because they fought you? What kind of insecure pussy bitch are you?
>>746011029
you don't need to be trained, you just need not be a bitch
your brain figures out options when it needs to, weather they are socialy acceptable are not is a different story
your bitch brain came up with "do whatever he says and youll be alright"
literal definition of your prey instincts taking over and letting you lose.
>>746001820
It maybe street fighting, but everyone would lose respect for you if fight dirty against a 10 year old. So yeah
>>746010879
he already a more powerful weapon than his opponent, his 19 y/o post puberty body. versus that kids 10y/o pre puberty body.
>>745997506
hahahaha
thats some real cringe
>>746011211
No, I thought about how to escape. I tried punching him, when he caught my arms then I told myself to do whatever he said because the pain was too much.
>>746011273
His body has a 6 pack, I'm probably as skinny as him minus the 6 pack.
>>746011246
people will lose more respect for you, if you lose against a 10 year old.
>>746011571
And they'll lose even more respect when you piss yourself and admit to being the 10 year old's bitch.
>>746009677
not an rx7
>>746011246
He picked a fight with a child. Respect is already a lost cause.
Then he lost the fight. With a child.
OP will be lucky if his mom can still look him in the eye without thinking what a little bitch she raised.
>>746011351
as previously stated. everyone has a 6 pack, weather its visible or not is a different story.
and your body has gone through puberty, meaning your muscles are physically stronger than his. him having a 6 pack is just a bitch tactic your telling everyone (and yourself) to make yourself feel better
you got beat up by a kid, publicly humiliated because you wanted to "him to clean the dirt off my shoes" making him your bitch.
he switched it around and made you his bitch, and now your trying to justify it to yourself so you don't feel completely worthless.
the reality of the story is ; you were completely worthless the moment you tried to force a 10y/o to do what you wanted (kinda rapee as well if you think about it )
>>745997506
that's not even a proper triangle choke so how tf did you tap out to that lmfao you're either trolling or weak af
>>745997506
what a classic.
Still getting 250+ replies.
>>746011720
was going to say wheres the throat pressure to actually make him pass out ? has to be a troll
>>746011720
Has anyone found it on YouTube yet? Since OP is a fag and won't post the link.
Fight 9 yr olds instead
>>746011697
The kid was being kinda rapee, not me. The kid was essentially doing the "who's your daddy" porn type s+m shit, that's way more rapee than what I was doing.
I don't think my muscles were physically stronger than his, my pecs are the same size and he has abs.
>>746011912
why didn't you try to kiss him instead? I bet he wanted your ass
Please be real
>>746011912
you tried to manhandle a 10y/o as an adult, and tried to get him to perform a humiliating act for you.
seems pretty rapee to me boss.
u mad people are training their kids to fight of rapists like yourself ?
This better be b8. I "fight" my little brother and pulverize him every time. I'm 19 he's 16. OP is a fag
Post the video !
>>746012731
Motherfucker, I don't want it to suddenly go from 500 views to 2000 by sharing it on 4chan. Then get moronic 4channers commenting on it saying how I sought emotional help and shit.
>>745997506
Post the vid or it didn't happen.
>>745997506
First off, I have had a six pack as long as I could remember. Eat right and go outside it's easy. Secondly you deserve to be that embarrassed because you let him get his legs around you. Third why in the fuck did you not hammer fist his face as soon as you started getting chocked? Fourth what kind of bitch picks a fight with someone nine years younger than them??
The problem is young kids are learning BJJ and MMA so there is a problem with young kids beating up or tapping out older people. Little bastards are crazy
>>746013091
Pretty sure the problem is that an adult (physically if not emotionally)picked a fight with a preteen