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When my older than me cousin was passed out drunk on my bed I licked her asshole and came in her crack.
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>>745988363
sometimes i bump threads
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I'm a hebe and I don't know how to tell anyone. If anyone finds pics of Mille Bobby Brown on my phone it's over man.
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>>745988929
I feel you. I have a gf i started dating when she was 16 and I'm currently talking to a 14 yo girl online and it's really nice. But I know it's "wrong." But it feels so nice, you know? Same age men and women just aren't the same.
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I took my wife's 15 year old sister virginity when she was staying with us for a bit
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>>745988929
sounds like a serious problem
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I have never felt love, not for an animal, or a person.
And I fear I will die without me knowing that feeling.
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>>745988929
lol so your secret is that youre not homosex? why are you afraid of people knowing you are attracted to females? do you live in a gay commune or something?
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I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position
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Was 14 and got drunk with my 18 year old cousin. Woke up to him rubbing my cock
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I fucked my sister during a tornado
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>>745989208
Get some help.
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When I was in high school I groped the special kid tits in the classroom and I still feel bad about it
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My wife gets fucked by our two black labs.

She’s a teacher in a smallish town (50000) so we keep quiet about it
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>>745989423
Do you at least enjoy it?
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>>745988363
I visited swinger clubs with a female friend
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nothing crazy, just the cd thing.

>> mfw captcha is "choose the image with a dress" lol
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>>745989523

Oh yeah. It’s hot as fuck lol
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>>745989423
Hot, doggy dick is the best. Having a partner that supports the fetish must be wonderful.
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>>745988363
I honestly come to these threads just to circlejerk with other pedos/hebes.
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>>745989056
alright... fine with hebe shit
cheating makes you a piece of shit human being though.
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I am a guy who was raped by my maid when I was 9. It fucked me up completely
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>>745989812
if she's fucking dogs she's fucking someone else
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>>745990087
> but how tho
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>>745989949
You are right. So I should just stop talking to 14 yo girl then?
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>>745990185
How did it fuck me up?
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>>745990296
No, you should ignore envious turds like him.
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when i was 13 i sometimes jacked off under my parent's bed, because their's was the only room with a vcr (porn tapes, not my dad's). I used to watch myself in a little mirror and cum in a magazine. i once left these two items under the bed and my mother found them right before bedtime. she starter yelling at the top of her lungs on how i was a pig, that i was stupid, why wouldn't i do this in my own room. we lived in an apartment building. i'm sure the neighbors heard. my dad was tucked in bed, looking at me with an expression of commiseration. but the thing that stuck to me was that she said "What? you think you got a big one?" which mortified me. it scarred me for a very long time. i guess she made an assumption about the mirror or something. after that i started believing i had nothing to offer, and it spiraled from my dick to the rest of me. it kind of molded my personality. my first girlfriend (first gf at 20) broke up with me because i was afraid of my size, because i wouldn't let her see my dick. lost my virginity at 26. my dick is 6.75" long, a girth of 5.6".
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>>745990296
yeah.. also whats your gf like?
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I work at a hotel, one of the rooms has a small hole in the bathroom which leads right to the janitor's room, where you can peep without people noticing as long as you keep the lights off.
I've seen literally hundreds of different pussies just this year, and i've been trying to figure out a way to set a small IP camera.
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>>745988363
Going to get bashed so hard for this but I share my girlfriend with other guys because it's more fun with extra people. At least in my opinion anyways.
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>>745990590
Totally agree. Who cares what other people think? Getting drunk/high with my bf and his friends and fucking around with each other on the couch is the best.
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>>745990426
Kk, thanks anon. I'll keep being friends with this girl.

>>745990446
She's cute. What else do you wanna know?
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>>745990309
yeah, i came off a little cold there, sorry.
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>>745990740
i mean do you want to stay with her for a long time or is it like a fling
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>>745989056
Morality is subjective so I can't agree with that.
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>>745990734
This. Like I know it's not everyone's cup of tea but I don't see the point of bashing it when you haven't tried it yet!
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>>745990590
Do you get to fuck other girls too? if so, that's just shitty
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>>745989858

Teamwork is best ;)
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When my nieces stay at my place we sometimes shower together if they want to, i dgaf either way. nothing bad/sexual but still not something id post on fb or tell the people i work with. their parents know and are fine with it.
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>>745990804
My gf or other girl? My gf I've been with for over a year. I think it is long term with her. Love her dearly. Other girl, well... I just like talking to and playing games with her.
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>>745991127
yeah you should set her straight.
why did you start cheating if you have something serious that you could fuck up?
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I like big tits shhhhhhhh
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Real confession : I actually got paid to take a poop while I was on the clock, when I was pretending to be working. Nobody ever found out either. Also, Anons... Really? You guys are fucking gross, You need Jesus guys. Repent before its too late.
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>>745988363
I visit an escort at least once a month
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I sucked of my best friend's dick when i was 14.
We were with my gf, things got intense and she began to give him a handjob, i thought we were going to double team her until she asks me to suck his dick, after refusing for a few minutes i end up doing it, thinking it was normal.
After he came in my mouth they both begin to laugh at me and i just ran and left.
Later on i found out she wanted to dump me and wanted to take revenge on me for "being an horrible bf", he didn't know but just found hilarious to have one of his friends sucking his dick.
Apparently, right after he fucked her they told everyone about it, including my older brother.
And that's the worst experience of my life.
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I've had a serious cum fetish for years. A good part of my contact list is guys that I've confessed this to and will cancel plans etc to accommodate me. I've been sucking an average of 5 to 10 dicks a week for four or five years now, with some short breaks here and there.
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>>745991225
Yeah... you are right. I have been denying it for a while now. I could really fuck things up. It just kind of "happened." Just started talking to this girl and it went from there. My gf and I haven't been talking as much lately, so I think I will call her more often. Thanks, anon. You set my head straight.
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>>745991439
> not murdering both of them and burying them in the forest
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i lie on the internet.

im also a girl.
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>>745991334
How many in total? Same girl or diff everytime? I'm gonna assume you are married with kids.
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i don't feel hunger and have been hospitalized a lot for just forgetting to eat for long periods of time.
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>>745991589
I have two or three I visit. One's "retiring" soon and I doubt I'll replace her
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>>745991572
haha... we all know there are no girls on the internet
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>>745991745
define retire
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>>745991809
I assume she's going to stop sucking cock for cash
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>>745988363
I have to listen to philipino hookers coerse unaware men into signing away their children at night. It doesn't bother me that much because it proves their point that they are hookers and nothing else
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>>745988363
I have a rape fetish.

I intentionally put myself in danger to try and get myself raped. When I was younger, I was raped by my friend's brother and now I can't get off without the idea of being forcefully raped by someone. I hate myself for it and I hate myself even more for hiding my fucked up fetish from my bf.
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>>745991877
eh true but my brother "retired" after 20 years of running a gang and it didn't end so peacefully
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>>745991984
I'm Canadian, she's independent, pimping isn't an issue if you look hard enough
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I have an ex named Roxy and I know she goes on here alot. I cheated on her numerous times with 3 different women. Fucked all three of them on the bed we slept on and 1 of them on the couch.
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My dick is so small that the first time i sent dick pics the girl laughed at me and literally thought i sent her my baby's brother (2 year old) dick.
Needless to say that was also the last time i ever sent those kind of pics.
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>>745992482

Show dick to us
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I get regularly cucked by my daughters two friends

I'm 46 and they are both 18
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>>745992482
how small we talking b i wanna feel confident about 5 inches fml
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>>745992558
See >>745992558
>Needless to say that was also the last time i ever sent those kind of pics.

>>745992630
3.7 fully erect
1.3 flaccid
>Inb4 underage
I wish, at least that way i could explain it.
I'm 24
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>>745990742
I don't expect you're still here but I have a complete mistrust on people. I cannot trust people beyond a certain superficial degree. None of my very close friends even know my phone unlock code. This mistrust has manifested in ways that affect me in my relationships where I can't last with a person beyond a period of time. I try to not get attached to people. The people then get attached to me and I leave people. And the cycle continues.
I wish I wasn't like this
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>>745992732
Not the other anon but damn, that sucks bro. I have a 5.5 incher and girls are totally ok with it and even like it. They says it looks really nice. I think you will find a girl who things the same about you, it's more than just looks for them anyway.
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>>745992732

How many pounds overweight are you?
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>>745992835
No you're fine, i was abused a lot by my family so i know it's really hard to try and put your thoughts together. did she get inside your head and try to mess with you or was the sex enough to traumatize you?
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>>745993044
She made me feel like I did something wrong. And the sex was unbelievably painful. I have repressed those memories so far back into my head it even pains me to think about it.
I'm sorry you had to go through something like this anon. We're the people who have had ugliness thrust upon them
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>>745992902
It does, and i'm not even asian either so i don't really know what the hell happened to me.
Been thinking about surgery, but afaik they can't really make it that much larger, it's painful and costs a lot so not sure.

>>745992965
No idea
Im 5'8" and 186
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>>745993152
i can't even remember anything before i turned 19 just because i pushed it out of my head.
i feel like i pick up traits from other people and don't have my own personality. i think that's one of the longterm things i got from the situation.
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>>745993408
surgery can only enlarge penis size at rest, not in erection... besides maybe trying regularly a penis pump I don't see anything. anyway, size doesn't matter for 80-90% of women
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>>745993485
What kind of a person are you anon?
What do you like in people? For me, I've always been attracted to other people's flaws and imperfections. I think they're unique to each person and the insecurities make them more special
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bmmmp
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>me 19
>summer, home from college
>parents go overseas
>neighbors ask if their son can stay with me during the day while they work
>meh, k
>turns out he's a total cock obsessed fuck boy
>spend the summer having him obliterate my cock and balls non stop
>never really feels like faggotry
>never kiss or anything its just pure thirst quench involving my cock and balls
>summer finishes and I move to another state and I haven't been back to see my parents
>still kind of worried people will find out
>so far so good
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I had a train run on me last night. 10 guys.
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i gave oral sex to a 9yo girl quite a few times
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>>745994677
story
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>>745994818
not much of a story to tell honestly.
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>>745993621
me too, i like depressed people more than people who haven't gone through problems
they're overall better people
idk if you're still here sorry i went and got drunk
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>>745995045
how did it happen and did she like it
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wtf happened to omegle?
I was blowing 3-5 loads a week on there but the last couple of weeks its not even getting near 15k at peak times.

Dream is over?
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>>745995534
she loved it, was pretty easy to make her cum
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>>745995837
how old were you
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I secretly dress completely in woman's clothing. I've gone as far to get a wig and make up. I love wearing different outfits. Also when I can I put an ad on Craigslist looking for dom guys to use and degrade me. I can't get enough of feeling like a sissy slut
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>>745995837
what was the build up
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>>745995899
15-16
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>>745996054
Dude... You gotta greentext that shit.
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I'm sexually attracted to a lot of the male members of my family. I fantasise about replacing my mum.
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>>745996196
>>745996196
>>745996196
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time for a REAL secret for once:

after i defecate, i wash my anus in the sink with warm water and soap.
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>>745995920
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>>745996054
when i was 14-15 i used to babysit my neighbours daughter. I knew she had a thing for me and i was horny for her but never dared to do anything. I think you live out my fantasy
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>>745996361
> she wants to fuck me
> don't fuck her
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>>745996137
id love to but i just cant now, too unsober, internet is too hard

>>745996361
honestly it was pure luck for me. she was cute as fuck also, easily 8.5/10. i would have definitely fucked her if she wanted to, but i never tried, she would have to make the 1st move.
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I post myself in threads like wwyd threads without saying I'm posting myself; I want to hear what someone thinks about me sexually without insulting me because, yknow, /b/tards gotta be mean when they talk to girls
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>>745996353
That is a hungry skeleton.
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>>745996990
Do i need to be thicker?
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>>745996692
I remember when I was 14/15. two real 11 yo cuties were interested. I say interested but I mean about as much interest as girls that age can show. No real sophistication about it .
I had an overbearing mother though and my sister and brother were always around so apart from light groping nothing happened. Still extremely glad it didn't. The only time the groping even happened was eben she ended up in my bed and me being a horny 14 yo decided to chance my arm after she snuggled close. Didn't do anything more though.
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>>745996913
Same

sometimes I drop pics of myself and pretend I'm a guy posting my ex cause I don't want to be known around here and have myself spread.
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>>745997197
You don't have to pretend here
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>>745997265
Glad I'm not the only one lmao, now I wonder how many others do this
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>>745996361
Not completely related.

I had a weird mother, who picked up on the weirdest stuff. I have a zero functional relationship with my sister because of this. Like literally we had a play fight once. And I mean an actual one with zero sexual connotations. She lost it at her and took her in to the other room. Whenever we talk and she's not in the room she'll immediately ask what's going on and interrupt calling my sister to do something . That amongst other things she picks up on. It's just weird and creepy and boils my blood quite a bit. She is way too interested in stuff that has nothing to do with her.
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>>745997035
yeah you look like you weigh 85 pounds
spooky scary skeletons.. but seriously eat more.
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>>745997496
is she paranoid about everything or just that?
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>>745997529
It must be the angle. I'm 5'9 without heels and 170lbs
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>>745991980
Why not just tell him, its not fucked up? Can you not roleplay this with him?
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>>745997348
Honestly i would have done it but I couldn't if I'm being completely honest. It was weird cause up until I fell in love for the the first time and had a real relationship I had an attraction to girls that age. I.e. I still found 13/14 yos hot till I was 17. I thought it was because my base sexual experience was with a girl around that age. Few years older now though and it doesn't hold any appeal. They just look too small and unappealing. I guess I just got smarter.
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I'm a god damn mess in life
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>>745989949

Please tell me what the fuck a hebe is.
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>>745997607
Just stuff related to me and girls. Treats me like a monster and a predator but maybe I'm just being over emotional.
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>>745997792
Got smarter?
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>>745990440
bullshit? if youve been watching porn you know what a good dick looks like.
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>>745997911
> what's google
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Jerked off at work smelling the used panties of a co worker. Got them out of her gym bag. Shit was fucking amazing.
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i sexually abused my sister
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>>745998061
>why would you believe something false about yourself just because a parent shouted it at you while you were emotionally vulnerable
Yeah that's a real puzzler why don't you consult with your colleagues doc.
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>>745997912
what caused her to start acting like that
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>>745998134
it's been a while since I saw people tricked into getting party v@
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>>745997964
Sorry didn't contextualize. I mean that as I understood more things about the world. It just didn't feel as appealing anymore, like being with a girl that age just doesn't turn me on. Maybe there's no correlation and it's just age but idk.
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>>745998341
Nothing as far as I'm aware, she's always been like that. You think of your mother as this amazing person cause that's all you're taught. Once you grow up you realise it isn't true. She's just as capable of being a shit person
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>>745998461
i know the feeling.. mine's a schizophrenic and always thought i was stealing ever since i can remember.
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>>745991980
How old were you when you were raped?
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>>745991980
I've never been raped or have a boyfriend but i have the same fetish and problem
i feel you anon )=
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I molest my cousin whenever she comes over slbut she doesnt seem to mind
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Test
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I'm the reason why my former girls nudes are searchable on google with just her name .. I don't feel bad AMA
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>>745999090
link?
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>>745996353
Anyone with fetlife or kik?
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>>745999204
Google.com search her name with nude next to it ... no link required
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I've just adopted a neighborhood catto whose actual owners moved away and left him behind.
Currently I have to keep him separate from my other catto since he's not vaccinated yet, and it makes me feel bad how much he wants to get outside.
He spotted a rabbit from my window and I carried him outside to go kill it. Idk why, I wanted him to be able to do what I'm sure he's been desperate to do for a while but I think I wanted to watch him kill it just for my own entertainment too. I only took him back inside because I saw this fuckhuge cat that's most likely his dad (they always would fight.)
Should I let kitter after the rabbit another day?
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>>745989949
>hebephiles can justify there own mental illness but still condemn infidelity

unironically kill yourself my man
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>>745999274
what's her name. post the nude
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I've had to help support my family since I was 10, I used to do oddjobs and shit, one winter after a snow storm I stayed out for about 14 hours and brought home just short of 400$ that I turned around and spent of food for the family and smokes for my parents. Because of shit like this I've avoided having a real relationship, fearing that I would prioritize something over my family enough to abandon them. I'm now almost 30 and nothing has changed, I may die without ever going on a date just due to my self loathing over debating whether my family is worth it.
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>>745999353
> calls people mentally ill
> can't spell
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I shit in showers. Don't invite me over to your place.
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>>745994346
Pics or it. Didn't happen
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I like to steal my sisters panties and sell it to older men :)
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>>745997382
Well Id love to give a good opinion
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>>745999888
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get
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>>746000000
those r a lot of 0s niggers
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>>745991311
... u got paid 2 shit on a clock???:O
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I'm trans and spent my full life in denial portraying typical alpha male douche personality. Been to counselling for months now and starting HRT February next year and it's gonna fucking suck when I have to come out to everyone.
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I fucked some gay dude in the ass when I was coked out of my mind and fucked up on GBL and jim beam
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>>745991448
plz b legit + fem...
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>>745998933
How old is she? Do you think someone else has done this?
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>>746000201
>>745999821
>>745999353
>>746000339
stop replying to people that already left the thread niggers
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>>746000375
Shes 16 and i think im the only one
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>>746000524
how did you start did you gradually start increasing it or did you just grab a tit
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>>746000524
How is molesting in the usual sense if she's 16? Is she asleep?
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>>745988363
Took a great scholarship at college but blew it coz of an cheating accusation, but its not really me, the cheater that copied me just smirked coz he got higher score than me...
Now im just a college dropout but still hoping to grad...
Can you help me anon?
Do you know good uni in canada that is both budgetwise and has a good archive of books?
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>>745988363
the reason I don't date currently is because I trust basically no one.

Except for one person, a good friend of mine. We don't hang out as much as we used to because I'm trying to keep my distance from her because I don't think I'll ever want anyone else as long as she's a major part of my life. We've been friends for 4 years, and one of us has always been with someone else so it just never seemed like the right time. (her current bf is 3 years, I met her when I was with someone).

Also I can't finish during sex, so sex takes like at least an hour and a half. I'm a dude btw, so no matter how many times I say we can stop anytime, they still want me to try.

I don't want sex to be a chore and I basically do it to be more intimate with the person, not so I can get off (although that's nice). At this point I actually avoid sex with anyone I'm not comfortable with even when it's a casual thing (which it always is because I don't trust people) just because I need them to know not to care about whether I finish or not.

TL;DR:
Don't trust people, except the girl I've been in love with for forever. Also can't finish during sex, which makes trying even casual stuff exceptionally tedious.
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>>745995837

how did it start?
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>>746000566
Ive just been feeling her ass and tits and sometimes rubbing my dick if i can get away with it

>>746000571
Its been going on for a long time
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I think about my sister when I'm having sex with my fiance. I don't want to fuck my sister for real. but just thinking about how hot and sexy she is makes me cum so hard. Pic related. It's sick.
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>>746000760
drop a towel and see how she reacts
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>>746000760
More?
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>>746000683
Are you on antidepressants? They can cause sexual dysfunction.
If not, I'd suggest not masturbating for a few days before having sex, if you haven't tried that yet?
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>>746000722
Is she aware of it? Willing? Since single digits?
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>>746000797
I'm getting so hard right now
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>>745999897
>>745992485
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>>746000861
Yeah i remember one time we both left a room and i was rubbing my dick on her pussy and i asked her "should i go somewhere else" and she said "no stay it could be fun
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>>746000796
There's just no way shed be into it. And like I said. I don't literally want to fuck her. I like thinking about her while I fuck my fiance. It's wrong and taboo. So I think that's what makes me cum so hard.
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>>746000853
no meds and haven't had much luck with waiting a few days. once I had a relationship and it took about a month or two of no masturbation and just regular sex and my tolerance went down to a comfortable level. but that was years ago and I haven't been in a stable long term relationship since then.
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>>745991439
Jesus fuckin Christ. She's a cunt but your a new level of weak willed faggot.
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>>746001010
How long ago was this, and how much older are you?
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>>746001010
Why haven't you fucked her?
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>>746001010
Fuck her you flaming faggot ahaha
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>>746001227
The story i told just there happened maybe a month or two ago

>>746001228
I went to take off her pants one time and stopped me so i dunno
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>>746001172
Mostly I just work with whoever I'm with to try and find a position that helps it happen quicker. Or to just completely ignore it and hope it goes away after a while.

I probably jack my dick so raw it's basically dead. I try not to do it more than 2-3 times a week, but it usually ends up once a day, but even that takes anywhere from 30-45 now. (only in the last year or two). I used to not finish during sex, but then go home and jerk off in 30 seconds.
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>>746001172
That sucks dude, maybe experimenting with different toys and KY shit might help. I'm sorry man, I hope things work out for you
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>>746000683
in how much time can you finish by masturbating ? do you masturbate to porn ?
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I always steal my aunt's thongs and wear them in the bathroom when i'm at her house, masturbate and stalk her through the window when she get dressed to sleep.
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>>746000683

I'm much the same, I have a lot of trouble cumming. Then I feel bad, like I'm wasting her time (even though I go down for hours myself). Often because women need foreplay so much, but don't give it in return. I had one girl tell me to moan after sucking my dick for less than 30 seconds. I wasn't even hard, and the rest of the time I sat fake moaning then finally said 'It's not going to work'.

The added pressure of fake fucking moaning made me want to beat her, I seriously had just given her over 20 orgasms in an hour or so, and now she can't suck my dick for 30 seconds without complaining?

Anyway, what your post made me realize, is that we have a gift, we can last long times, don't waste it on those not worthy, and don't feel bad about it.
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i fantasize about someone fucking my girlfriend and she wants more and more, im rock hard thinking about that and i don't know why
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My buddy had never known how to use a trash compactor, bc his family never had one. This was really embarrassing to him for some reason, but I didn't know. So when a guy at our work asked my buddy to compact the trash, he said yes to save face, but I told the truth. I haven't talked to my buddy in months.
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>>746001826
Same. Pic related.
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>>745989084
Daniel?
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>>746001854

whats wrong with her face?

did she have a heart attack before?
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>>746001886
Sup?
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>>746001652
see:
>>746001452

sex has always been difficult, I usually masturbate to porn, just because that takes me forever too, even with porn. I'm not really into anything specific, so even porn isn't that exciting, the novelty of it wore off about...now that I think about it, my sex drive took a pretty big dip in general about six months ago, and the sex problems have always been there, but that's about the time it started taking forever to jerk off too.
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>>746001952

no, i am daniel.

>>746001886

hello.
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>>746001907
She's really pretty
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>>746002075
Damn Daniel, at it again with the white vans.
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i enjoy seducing and fucking married women.
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>>746001793
Jesus, that sounds fucking awful. "it's not going to work" is just something I'm prepared to say now, anytime I get in bed with anyone.

yeah, I'm pretty slow with BJs as well, so whenever I get a BJ I always think "holy shit, she is working waaaay too hard" I really prefer to be in the drivers seat just so I can do most of the work since it's my own situation/problem/whatever.

I do agree that there are times when I feel blessed, and I definitely enjoy slightly more demanding women since I can keep up with it a bit better than the average guy.
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>>746002397
lol leave it on don't wait a couple months
i wanna hear what happens also :3
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I'm inbred.
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i cheated on my wife with her sister.
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>>745989146
cringe
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>>746002552
I agree fully, being in control is so much better, and why do women do that? Try and rip your limp dick off instead of suck it? It's obnoxious. It sometimes truly feels like they are grating my cock.
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>>746002160

i dont wear shoes.
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>>745989423
What town is this? I'd love to be in a small town
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I mouthfucked my *REDACTED* year old cousin for 2 years while she slept, escalated to sodomizing her until she was *REDACTED*.
I don't regret it at all, and knowing she's probably drank a gallon of my cum and gotten a few hundred cock induced enemas still makes me rock hard.
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>>746003811
*FAGGOT*
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>be me
>be 18
> in college studying computer science
>college has block sections so i have same classmates every class
>become pretty good at programming
>have only 3 friends, 2 guys 1 girl
>only girl classmate is important, lets call her R
>R is 22 at the time cause she worked a bit before going to college
>7/10
fastforward to the secret part
>in library with R
>shes doing our assignment and im just there to help her
> she puts her hand on my leg
>instantbonerwtfbetafag
>does she want the D?
>no anon shes your friend
>decides to test it out by puting my hand on her leg
>she doesnt flinch, cock is diamonds
>basically molesting her leg at this point
>i move my hand up to her crotch area
>she gets startled and says wtf am i doing
>confusedanon
>"I thought you liked it?"
>"im not telling this to anyone cause your my friend but get the fuck away from me"
>mfw shes still my friend 2 years later
>mfw i have tried another time she threatens that she'll report me
>mfw im a molesting creep
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I take pictures of me naked and publish them online. Also stream when I masturbate on chaturbate few times a month.
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>>745988363
You buffons this is obviously Jewish tricks to get you ID'd by some CIA bullshit machines
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I sell drugs

I'm also a feminine gay boy that loves to crossdress but havent told anyone.
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>>746004466
Sucks to be you anon
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>>745988363
I was so thoroughly abused by family members in every way possible from infancy to my 20's that when people in my life now say they love me I can't feel it. How do I get repairs done?
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I shared my gf's nudes on 4chan and they got on every f*****g website. She is a teacher and I regret my decision to share those pics
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>>745988363
I can suck my own dick.
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I'm worry about something. I have some friends and... they're using some dark services, i mean that criminal shit. I'm worry cause they could be arrested soon, and they're special friends to me.
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i fucked up the relationships between my family because of my attraction to my sister now we dont talk and its mentioned almost all the time by my parents and i went to jail for a few months because of sexual assault
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>>745988363
a few weeks ago i watched the moon disappear

on my friends balcony of his penthouse flat

i watched the moon go behind some clouds

the clouds dissipated and the moon was gone

this happened over about 2 minutes

the clouds were moving very quickly

this sounds insane but i watched it disappear and its making me feel sick
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>>746005505
Cory?
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90% sure the girl that i love (and rejected me) is fucking one of my best friends. They're both aware of my love for her. Whenever we're all together she always pays much more attention to him than me, they are both touchy together and are always play fighting, and after class he always makes her walk home with him instead of me, and she always does. He mentioned in conversation that she was round his house the other day too. He always teases her for being submissive and is much stronger and more alpha than me,and they always snapchat too. Do you think he's fucking her? If so, would that make me a cuck?
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I'm currently dating a transwoman and my friends and family don't know.

I also lost my virginity to an enormous black woman.
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>>745988363
It's a strange one.
> having a 'secret affair with my sister-in-law.
> wife knows about it but I exaggerate the detail to sound crazy.
> Tell sister-in-law that wife knows nothing about it.
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>>745988363
These threads feel like they would be used to get people to admit to illegal activities and be apprehended by law enforcement, or put on some list somewhere.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist or any of that dumb shit, but these threads are made multiple times a day with the same pictures and they give me a bad fucking feeling.

Just because your name says anonymous, doesn't mean you actually are.
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>>746007761
Is it her sister or do you have a brother who's married?
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>>745992340
Alex
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>>746007809
this is clearly the case

>>746006699
but i seriously did see the moon disappear
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>>746007905
It's her sister. I've only had one opportunity to fuck them on the same day. It was before my wife found out about the affair. She didn't leave me. I convinced her she was partly at fault for always inviting her sister over. It's perfect in a way because it's not a subject either of them would bring up to each other.
> Told wife sister sent me nude pics.
> She asked to see them.
> Told her she has to blow me while she looks at them.
> MFW She agreed.
> It was great
Sister-in law still sends pics. Doesn't know that my wife knows about the first set. However I don't tell my wife that her sister still send me pictures.
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I rape and rape and rape and rape. Sometimes when I'm done I rape once more.
Am I a monster?
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i'm a 31 year old kind of rich business manager and have regular sex with a 15 year old and a 16 year old, they often stay over at my place for days at an end telling their parents they're on camping trips/stayovers at their friends' houses
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>>746007809
shit
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>be somewhat Chad-ish, have a reputation as a horndog "ladies' man"
>actually a closet bifag
>currently fucking my girlfriend's little brother
>he's a cute shy twink with a massive crush on me
>gives way better sex than my gf
>he can't get enough of my dick
>he's got a better personality too tbh
>seriously thinking about "officially" ditching my gf for him
>but I've never dated a guy before, as far as everyone knows I'm straight
>also the drama would be insane, holy shit my gf would go nuclear
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A richfag paid me to watch me fucking my gf while she was passed out.
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>>746002964
Story? Don't spare the details.
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>>746007809
Well shit happens when you party naked. There goes my presidency... I guess.
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>>746007441
Read your message again and think about it for some time. Ofcourse she's fucking him, but that doesn't make you a cuck. Just bad luck that she's into chads.
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>>746009477
How the fuck do you keep your composure holy shit, people see you as a ladies man while you're fucking your girlfriends brother? either you're really good at acting or the people you know are shallow as hell.
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>>745993489

Who the hell are these 80-90% of women who "don't mind" about baby cock? The only way they won't mind is if you're rich. Girls/women absolutely care about penis size, anything under 6" is disappointing and can't sustain a valid sex life. Learn to be REALLY good at giving oral and don't expect to receive it.
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>Have a good friend since childhood, girl
>Not shy of physical contact she likes to cuddle
>Get in a horny mood one day but too scared to do anything
>Put my hand on her stomach and slowly stroke it
>Apparently gets her real horny
>She just goes: Keep going
No time to finish the story ffs
>So not much time after I'm basically rubbing her pussy mound
>She unzips her pants, I lower it.. take off panties and rub the most beautiful pussy I've ever seen
>After a while her legs start shaking, realize she must've cum
>Take out my dick, get a real good handjob and cum on her stomach
>Do this on regular basis now, win!

Would've gone into more detail but don't have time now soz.
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>>745999538

You deserve a life too anon, you've done your part. Why don't you help them a little, but put yourself first, seems as though they're too accustomed to you providing and may not be doing their fair share? Either way, don't give up a life for yourself for them, doesn't seem as though they're thinking of you as much as vice versa.
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>>746009477
Hot. Moar ?
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>>745988363
>Share your reputation breaking secrets for us /b/

1. For years I fapped so hard and fast and edged to prolong the fun that now that I get pussy it feels like fucking a bucket of warm water.

2. Related to the above. . . sometimes I've sodomized women just for a tighter hole.

3. Love, love,love momcest pron. Probably because my mom was a cunt.

4. Stalked the shit out of a hot teacher in HS . . lots of obscene phone calls, drive bys, and even visited her house in costume for Halloween.

5. Like happy ending massages more than fucking. My favorite masseuses are some pretty lil Chinese gal and a 65 yr old White broad who knows all the sweet spots.

6. Racist as hell, but never so much as impolite to someone because of their race. More of a James Watson type of racis'.

7. Sexist as hell, but just because I think men and women are biologically different on average for different characteristics.

8. Anti-gay, NOT homophobic. Every society has taken steps to sequester homosexuals for good reason.

9. I hope Game of Thrones mainstreams wincest after Cersei/Jamie, Jon/Denerys, and all the Targereans.

10. My goal is to have a faux-momcest relationship with an attractive older woman.
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Last year my mom came in drunk one night and one thing led to another. She sucked my dick and I fucked her. Never happened again and we never talk about it. I jack off thinking about it a lot.
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My husband has no interest in nudes of me. Insists he's attracted to me but we only manage to have sex once a week. It's not like we have kids or anything. Not sure how to get him on board for more fucking.
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>>745990087
story? how did she rape you, what happened?
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>>746009930
Reputations like that are just shallow memes in the first place dude. When I was in HS I started dating a new girl a couple days after I broke up with my previous gf. My friends started joking about me being a heartbreaker/ladies' man, and I just ran with it. I haven't even dated/fucked that many girls, but I play it cool so that people *think* that I'm always off having secret flings with girls... when actually I'm hooking up with dudes off Grindr lol.

>>746010407
Well, pretty sure one of the reasons this dude has such a bad crush on me is cause I'm the only guy he's ever been with... I didn't even realize I was taking his virginity until after it was done lol. Feel kinda bad about that actually, I woulda gone easier on him if I knew.
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>>745989056
14 online. Kek
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>>745990087
>I am a guy who was raped by my maid when I was 9. It fucked me up completely

I'm guessing she was a spic.

They sexualize their kids very young and consider it training for adulthood.

Their (Spicland) aunts & moms compliment their children for being sexy and even comment on their boners.

Your maid probably thought she was doing you a favor.
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>>745991980
No need to hate yourself over that. Life is life, and for you, if that's what you are into, then, don't worry. Have fun, embrace who you are.
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>>746010000
imagine genuinely having this on your mind

beta incarnate

women are after a person not a cock you fucking retard
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I'm in college, and I go out with girls long enough to have sex.
My goal is to get them to submit to anal.
I get off seeing them on campus later and knowing I've busted a nut in their ass.
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>stepdad started "molesting" me at 15
>felt guilty about it, but liked it
>still end up on his dick every time I visit home
>know it's fucked up
>but can't help myself, it's a guilty pleasure
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>>746000917
Your sister is a whore
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>>745988363
I counted how many condoms were left before I went away, and I will count them when I return home
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I experimented with another girl twice on different occasions while still with my current boy friend. He doesn't know
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>>746012097
Also - i'm still alive.
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>>746012097
They just won't use them, don't worry.
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>>746012177
They have been using them.

They do it once, they will again.
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I pay my half-sister (same father) for hotdogging and thighfucking.
She charges extra for cumming on her body.
I even bought her lingerie (several pieces) for at least 800 bucks.
No penetration, though, I'm not into that. Ass cheeks and thighs beat everything else in my opinion. And she's still my sister, somehow.
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>>746012287
Yeah, but now they'll just do it raw.
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>>746012490
More fool him if he does
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Who wants her jewbook?
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