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I'm a clairvoyant AMA. I predict you're gonna call me a fake faggot. But you can check the archives for my other threads to see how many posters validated what I was saying. And if you ain't into this shit, that's fine. This isn't my job, just a weird little thing I can do that you can capitalize on since I'm bored.
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What's my name?
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do you predict my girl is gonna find out i'm cheating or nah
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>>745978497
When will i die
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>>745978497
Is my future in ethnobotany, or where will my life lead?
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>>745978497
Can you tell me something simple. Like my age and my gender?
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>>745978497
So I about to ask this girl out. Will she say yes or no?
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>>745978497
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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>>745978547
I don't fucking know. I get messages as symbols. But I am getting a symbol for a book. So maybe you're supposed to be studying for something.
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Is there anything you can tell me of importance about myself or future occurrences? Good or bad <3
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>>745978639
I literally don't see a girl in your life kek sorry. I do see that you need to be careful with your health, though. Something near the stomach and lungs. You eat shitty?
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>>745978990
You dead Nigga
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>>745978497
When will Trump go away?
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>>745979065
Ik you’re probably messing with me but care to elaborate if you can
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>>745978730
You're too young for me to see anything about that. When timelines fork out into various possibilities, it's called being on a spinning timeline. So unless upkee death is imminent, most of us present as spinning timelines. One thing, though, you're kind of a dick to your mom (possibly stepmom). I think you're fighting a losing battle. She doesn't have bad intentions for you. And there's a girl in your life you need to watch out for. She's trying to pull your strings and force your hand in something you don't entirely feel good about. Trust your gut.
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>>745979013
super shitty, atleast i'll be dead before then thanks op
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just generic ass answers....
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How is my money stuff?
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will the car I buy tomorrow be reliable
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when am I going to die?
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>>745978497
What do you see about me?
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Tell me what you can see about my job
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>>745978497
Anything I should keep a heads up to soon?
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>>745978497
what will happen to me in the next month
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Might as well. Do you see a threesome happening in my life soon? If so any hints on the third?
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>>745978497
What is my purpose in life OP?
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>>745978497
hello OP, you need any specific info for a reading?
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>>745978497
Where do you see me in 5 years
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OP doesn't have magical powers, see:

>>/x/thread/19632894
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>>745978814
Answer this?
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Will I ever be truly happy on the inside? :(
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>>745978765
This is interesting. I was actually waiting for you to come in this thread. For some fucking reason, I had a very clear message for you that prompted me to make this. It's a long fucking reading so strap in:
At your core, you are quite human centred, sensitive, irrational and impulsive. You GET people even though you may think that you don't LIKE people. You pick up nuanced feelings like when someone is upset. And everyone is like "whys that person upset?" You'd be like "are you guys stupid? THIS is why they're upset". HOWEVER you really don't like the irrational impulsive part of yourself so you've superseded, suppressed, suppressed. You're actually quite out of touch with the human-centred side of you.

On the surface, you're collected, logical, and methodical. Spock like. I see science and microscopes and a that shit in your future. You think this is the trajectory you should follow. Well here's the problematic message that came through for you. You're on a spinning timeline which means you can go two ways and they BOTH have some downs (some ups as well).

If you follow the science route, you'll be really successful and make a good deal of money. However, you will hit your threshold of success quite quickly and be like "well where the hell else do I go from here?" You'll be quite dissatisfied and bored. You'll travel a lot, which will isolate you. You don't really care to keep in touch with people.

If you follow a more human centred career, you will be so emotionally fulfilled and have more people around your life. HOWEVER, you will not make as much money and there will be times that you won't be living so comfortably. That irrational, impulsive side of you will tell you to quit and go back to school and pursue the science side of things. BUT if you wait it out, you will achieve success in this realm. It just takes longer.
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>>745978920
European or African?
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>>745978814
Female energy, early 20s. But I do much better with questions.
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>>745978497
What does Star Citizen show off at their con this year?
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>>745978816
She's gonna consult with her best friend. Some dark haired chick who doesn't really like you much. I think she's gonna let you down gently, but that's fine. This girls a bit too uptight anyways.
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>>745978497
Should I fap right now?
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> I predict you're gonna call me a fake faggot
> No one does

You need to leave and the rest of us need to applaud ourselves
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just give me anything interesting, i don't have any particular question.
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>>745979796
Okay then. What do you see concerning children with me?
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>>745978990
Damn you're young. First of all, stop thinking about self-harm and suicidal ideation. You need to look into medication. You have blips of anxiety that will hinder you a lot if you don't deal with it now. Someone on mom's side needs to be wary of ovarian cancer or cysts. An aunt, I think.
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where and when will I meet the one for me
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I hope everyone knows this is fake as fuck
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Will I ever sort my shit out?
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If I think of dick a lot when I look at oorn.... And it remains on my mind until I go for a few days without porn.... And even then I still thin about it sometimes....

Should I try it?

Will I try it?

I just got some phenibut. It's a neurotransmitter that makes you see past fear... I have general anxiety at times... Maybe this I'll help get past the fears, or maybe it will help get past the desires
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>>745978497
What should i even be doing?
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>>745979187
I don't know how to say this without sounding like a total lunatic, but you can ask other psychics and they'll say the same shit. Trump is on a different timeline than us. He's living a parallel timeline DURING our timeline. It's so fucked and I can't articulate it properly. But he wasn't supposed to win. That's when the rifts in the timelines happened. Therefore, we psychics can't predict much about him. And those who claim to are mistaken. I can tell you that he's like Teflon though. He can escape all allegations and negative press against him. BECAUSE HES LITERALLY IN AN ALTERNATE SPACE
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>>745980008
>>745980008
IK THIS SHIT WAS REAL HOLYFUCK

I am on medication actually, but that’s exactly how I feel rn and have been considering checking myself back into a mental hospital

I am young lmao 16

My aunt has been in and out of ERs for a problem in her ovaries, they can’t figure it out yet

Thanks for telling me this, I’ve been really wanting to see a physic in my town but I can’t really afford it rn. Have a wonderful night !
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>>745978497
Is there a committed, long lasting, healthy, fun, and sexual relationship in my near future. Even if you can't get something exact, tell me what you do see.
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>>745979281
Not great for the next 3-5 years. Some decision fucked you up. You're a bit impulsive with purchases. Especially when it comes to technology. You don't NEED all that shit, my dude. But you will get better with management soon. A new job or new position at same job will help. I also see you resolving some issues with a sibling (I want to say brother) that will help you out financially.
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>>745979310
Yeah, it's fine. Check under the passenger seat though. I feel like there's some paper the owner needs that she doesn't know she left there.
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>>745978497

Say anything about mine future or me at all, whatever comes in to you. will i ever accomplish mine life project?
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what should I do with what I learned earlier this week concerning a long term friend?
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>>745979391
A bit chubby, insecure, but very sweet. Don't worry about your body so much. The girl that's meant to be in your life doesn't give a shit about that. I could tell you about your career (it's fine), but I knew you wanted to hear about love.
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Hello. Im not sure what to ask op. I dont post but you seem to be getting some interesting responses. What should i do next. Which path in life?
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>>745980729
My gut is telling me "respond aggressively" but idk
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i don't have a particular question, just tell me whatever you can see.
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>>745979427
You're getting a bit worn out and you feel like you aren't being recognized for all that you're doing. And you're kinda right. There's some dick that keeps trying to latch onto credit for your work. Stay there 2 years tops and get out of there. I say 2 years, because there's a bonus coming your way. But get the fuck out after that.
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>>745978497
how soon is the next poster getting laid?
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>>745979744
Weird man, you are pretty spot on with this. The two paths thing is funny, because I am a Gemini. My good friends have recently started making music again, and invited me to be a part of their current project. I also recently got accepted for an internship at an herbarium, with access to masters level lectures. I like to pretend i'd be ok being alone, but I feel like if it ever really happened i'd pull a Hunter S. Thompson, favorite gun and all.
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>>745978497
What about me op anything?
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I'm currently stuck in a job I don't enjoy. The hours are longer than I've ever worked before. The owner is a tyrannical overlord that all of my employees are afraid of. Everyone is concerned that my boss is running the business wrong, but are to afraid to approach and discuss with her. I'm stuck in the middle between my employees and the owner. The only reason I stay around is bevause I'm getting paid more than I ever have in my life and for the first time, I'm in a position to put a down payment on a house and I'm making enough money to make payments and live successfully, if you can call it that. Also, I hate the town I live in. Should I stick it out, or get out while I can and move to a city and climate where I'm happier?
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Legit I just want to know whats coming for Star Citizen..........
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>>745979440
Nothing really, but you should try to procrastinate less. It just makes you anxious and you're prone to minor panic attacks. Just build a habit of doing shit on time. I see you responding well to keeping lists to help you combat procrastination.
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>>745979440
School imagery kept coming up for you. Are you worried about a subject or a job? Lots of books around you.
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>>745978497
Do you see me finding girlfriend any time soon?
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>>745980557
>Especially when it comes to technology.
I... don't think that's true.
> I also see you resolving some issues with a sibling (I want to say brother) that will help you out financially.
Impossible.
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What is the name of the demon that's attached to me?
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>>745978497
Is reality as we know it a working simulation based around my consciousness?
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>>745979499
A birthday? Lol nothing too major. Ama trip. Seems like a weekend deal. You're thinking of making a big purchase. Looks like a tv or computer or something. I'll hold off and save more money to get exactly what you want.
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i've asked twice and still not gotten anything, what gives?
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>>745980447
>>745980949

OP pls
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>>745981020
no, and I'm not even OP
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Anything cool happening soon for me?
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What's next or advice on my employment and living situations?
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>>745981227
quiet you.
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>>745979994
If you cant see anything concerning kids what can you see concerning love?
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>>745980407
Underageb&
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>>745978497
will I become an important hollywood director?
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Okay so only respond if you’ve finished everyone else’s, since you’ve already told me about my aunt, but I’m like obsessed with this shit so I’m going to ask a few questions. No pressure to answer them, I’m just a lil excited rn.

1) will I be able to graduate on time?
2) do you see my passing anytime soon?
3) how is my current relationship going to be in a couple years (or will it even make it that long)
4) anything you can get from my grandma (Sarah)
5) do I lose any weight/get prettier

thanks again
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>>745978497
Hi OP.
If you're still in the thread, please tell me something that I need to know.
Thank you 8^)
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>>745978497
do me OP. what can you tell me?
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>>745981335
Shh
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When is the last time my mother-in-law thought about my cock?
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>>745980732
You're spot on. I wouldn't say I'm necessarily chubby. I'm 6'2 and 175 pounds. I just have insecurity with my body because of a little tiny bit of fat on my abdomen. My girlfriend loves my body though. I'm magnetically drawn to her and she's extremely similar to me. I wanted to know about my future with her. Me and her both have dreams and intuitions that are borderline psychic, but defiantly nowhere near your level. I kinda wanted to hear about my career too since it ties into love. I'm trying to get into policing and was worried about if I would and how it would affect my family life. If there's anything else you can tell me, I would be very grateful to you. If not, then thank you for even taking the time to respond on the first place.
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>>745979508
Not anytime soon, sorry man kek. Do me a favour and look into your ankle when it starts feeling swollen or achy. One of those things you need to catch sooner or later. They're gonna say it's fine, but advocate for yourself and get a second opinion. I know you don't have great coverage and it'll be costly, but in long run, it'll save you the price of a surgery.
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>>745979541
I don't fucking know. Re: spinning time lines. You definitely need something where you're working with your hands and solving puzzles though. You're good at riddles and seeing problems in a new light.
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>>745980884
Please answer this one, OP. I feel like I'm at a crossroads and if you see anything about my future direction, I'd like to know. Thanks.
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>>745979550
Nothing big coming through. You dealing with some heartache? Like you're really missing someone and wondering if you should reach out to them? I see butterflies which to me shows nervousness.
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>>745978497
What can you tell me about myself? Should I expect anything big to happen? Any advice for me? Any info is appreciated op
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>>745979744
>>745980870
My logical side says that you, like me, can pick up nuanced feelings and merely played on the information on hand (uncertainty, and a possibility for an alternative future). I am an anti-theist, as is my best friend, however he recently did some witchcraft with a woman and claims to have experienced the desired change in his life. Is clairvoyance real, is magic?
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People falling for this faggotry. Just generic broad answers that could apply to most people 20-40 on /b/. you piece of shit cheap trick gypsy
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>>745978497
Should I go back to college?
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>>745979564
Close to where you are now. That's not a bad thing. You actually need some stability and consistency in your life. Goddamn, your symbols for your childhood show you had it tough. You'll be plodding along, saving slowly and will have moved to a place that is your own and you love.
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Can you offer any insight on my career in the next 3 years? As well as my love life in the next year?
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So OP what coming up in my life?
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>>745978497
what race am i
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>>745981482
? Haha
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>>745978497
how do i get a girlfriend?
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Why the fuck am I here?
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>>745979981
>>745980851
>>745981164
fucking christ can i get a reading please?
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What do you see about me anon?
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>>745981987
Probably only answers questions he is asking
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You won't answer me? I'm refreshing like an idiot, I actually want to believe you can do this.
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Okay, OP. Puddi puddi. What does that tell you about me?
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What in my future OP
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>>745982063
this ^ isn't me >>745981987 by the way, it's some other impatient faggot
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>>745982048
Prob this
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>>745982063
Hasnt gotten to my second question yet either. Thread is filling up to so it might take him a while.
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>>745979672
Yes, stop jerking off so much. You're giving yourself weird fetishes. And when people invite you out, fucking GO OUT. You're gonna meet a friend that's gonna help you stop being such a hermit but you have to have the balls to go to this party/gathering first.
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How big of a shit am I about to take? will my rectum bleed?
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What career should i be pursuing?
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Uhh try me
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>>745979868
You're already doing it, you sick fuck.
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>>745978497
Tell me about my love life? Anything related to Boston or music?
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>>745981658
Still waiting, OP. I'm not the impatient one that keeps cursing. Just browsing other threads while waiting for you to get back to me.
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>>745982180
Why would it> Have you been taking opiates or a lot of kratom?
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Ive been in a relationship for 2.5 years Op. Do you think the woman i spend the rest of my life with is her? Any idea on that woman? Thanks Op. Ignore the trolla
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Seems to be a few of us waiting on our first answer still. I guess we should just be patient
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This is super important is the kid mine? Will she actually change? And should i pursue her or the new girl?
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Do I seem like a bad person? And what do I seem most worried about? Thanks OP
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>>745979981
It's really difficult to connect with you. You have a lot of emotions going on so its like trying to pick a button up in a washing machine that keeps spinning. You're not in a great headspace dude. And I don't know who or what led you there or why you think you're kind of shitty, but you're not. I want you to look into taking classes at your local college for something that interests you. Even if it's welding or some shit like that. You're missing passion in your life.
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Im still skeptical but if OP is real why am I stalling in life and what is my career path?
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>>745979994
Do you work with kids? I see you sitting at a table with several children.
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>>745980205
Bumping this :)
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>>745978497

What color shirt am I wearing right now?

What is sitting on my desk to my left?
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>>745980118
Too young for me to tell that. Spinning timelines. Like, not to out you, but you may not even be into what you THINK you're into.
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>>745982411
No i don't. You got the first question pretty close. Mid 20s though, not early.
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>>745980160
You're just trying to solicit a reading from me. Sorry your girl believes in this shit and you don't. And btw I don't recommend trying to go through her phone.
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>>745982263
I'm in a weird relationship with a girl who's there and I want to know what's gonna happen
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>>745978497
Any important steps I need to take to have a successful life and not be for ex. a hobo in the slums or a worthless NEET?
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Are any of the ideas/dreams I currently have the most optimal for my timeline?
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>>745980176
Of course. You just picked up some really bad habits from your folks. Once you're away from them, you'll have more clarity and begin making better decisions.
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Hey man going through some tough times but trying to stay positive, give me some insight into my life?
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>>745982552
what do you see for me?
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Any advice you can give me? Especially regarding my father and brother?
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>>745981537
Man, that sucks. Doesn't mean I'll stop trying though. I'll keep an eye on the ankle. Coworker has been trying to get me to do a spartan race with him. Might have to pass on that.
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>>745981788
What about kids?girlfriend/wife?
Thanks for answering the first question
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>>745982361
>look into taking classes at your local college
i'm already in college and it's part of the problem. part of why i'm so uncertain.
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>>745980205
You just have OCD dude. You don't even like dick, it's just a thought that you get fixated on. Bring it up to your therapist. Ps start seeing one again and stop cancelling your appointments.
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>>745981395
also anything about my future career? Ik I’m being incredibly annoying rn sorry
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Will I ever even be able to talk to my ex again?
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>>745978497
Any insights into my life?
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Any advice for me?
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What does my future include?
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Anything about me?
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>>745982063
I'm not impatient, just felt like OP was jumping a bunch of people, why not make in order? whatever, I'll keep waiting.
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>>745980859
Oh my god you are so right! I didn't even realize it, but everything makes so much sense after you put it in that light. The workplace has been tense after a coworker was caught with contaband. I feel like it has been weighing on me. So tell me... what job should i go to after my exodus
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>>745982532
Already been there done that nice try though
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>>745981482
>>745981955
Do this one
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>>745982888
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will i ever get dubs
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>>745982676
Hey OP, you mentioned having difficulty connecting with someone earlier, is that why you've been skipping some people? Is there something we could do to make it easier?
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Sup with me OP
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Why am I here?
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What can you tell me about myself?
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Should I continue to maintain my friendship with the person I've had feelings for in the past?
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>>745982934
Sadly, you were just one off.
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so this is a shot in the dark but what does my future hold (these are tots scams but ill try a free one)
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>>745982954
This
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>>745982325
Op please do this these are the most important questions of my life i feel like im loosing my mind its destroying me i need to know
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OP you have to understand it takes time for me to get to everyone's q's. I don't HAVE to do this shit, you know. It's also emotionally taxing. Imagine walking into a mall and wearing earphones that amplify every tiny fucking sound and conversation. There's a lot of noise I need to cut through.
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>>745978497
Tell me something about myself only a rreal space wizard would know.

Will i ever get a GF ?
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>>745980221
Studying. Why don't you give a shit about anything in life? You're obviously creative but you aren't CREATING. It's bringing you down a lot man.
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>>745978497
ok, I'll bite, OP.

What you got?
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Is there anyway I could get Lisa back and is Johanna ever coming back to me
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Tell me what's going to happen with my living situation in the next 6 months to a year. Also what happens to all my stuff?
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Everyone needs to chill out, OP is going this out of the kindness of their hearts, offering a lot of insight to people, but they can’t answer everyone. Take a minute to realize that they are doing their best and are being very generous doing this all for free. Let them take their time, to get a good reading.
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>>745983111
Trips speak truth. Take your time OP, and also thank you for answering our questions.
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Hi OP, where do you see me in 5 years?
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It's weird. I don't believe any of this bs at all, but I'm still hoping he answers my question.
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Tell me,how fucked am I?
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>>745980447
Yes, but not for a while. You have a lot do exploring to do before then. And be open minded in the bedroom. Not porn open minded, real human being open minded. Like, maybe she likes her belly button tongued for an hour, do that shit. Also, you have a temper and flare of jealousy you need to work on before any serious relationships workout. Not everyone is your enemy! I know your mom kinda made it seem like the world is out to get you, but it's not.
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>>745983315
Yep OP. What he said. And thanks again. (Puddi puddi).
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>>745978497
Alright, OP; what of my future? Am I still on track for dying alone in a warehouse full of cars?
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>>745983390
You'll make a believer out of me if you respond to my question but only quote this post.
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OP if there is any way to make this easier for you please tell us.
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>>745983382
bump
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>>745980660
Your life project, idk what it is, but it's nebulous. The way you envision right now, no you won't complete it. But that's not the way it's meant to be. Youre gonna stumble on some new information in the next 6 months that will change how you're planning things. Totally unrelated, but do your fucking laundry.
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how can i find hapiness in my life again...jk thats subjective um idk tell me some stuff pls
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if you've got anything for me I'm pretty lost but thanks anyway
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>>745983600
nice
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>>745980729
Discuss it with the other friend you know who this could potentially impact. I think you need a second opinion. Responding in haste is not a good idea. There's a sliver of information missing from what you've been told. I believe talking about it with someone else will reveal the extra bit of info you've been missing.
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>>745980783
I see you in a uniform and not really a conventional one. Like even a chefs uniform. You could go a few ways, but you need to pursue a career that lets you create.
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>>745983418
Fuckin scary.... I'm assuming by exploring you meant emotionally. If that's the case then do you have any advice on getting over Abby? I'm sure you saw her in my timeline... It's been 3 years and I still can't shake it. I'm at a loss here.
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Will my business actually be successful? Also will i ever be able to be a successful musican as well?
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Should I worry about high blood pressure?
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>>745983774
Say something about me and my wealth perspectives.
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>>745983864
yes
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Any readings for me? I feel pretty swamped with my life right now and feel I'm on my way to self destruction
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How is my being meant to impact this world?
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>>745983678
That's what I'm curious about, the information was given to me by the only other mutual I have with this person. I do feel like there is information I'm not getting but I'm not sure who to get another opinion from. Thanks.
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>>745978497
Hows my life look to you?
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>>745980879
Getting kinda tired. Just saw you had glasses. You should get your eye exam soon your prescription is word out. Sorry yours is boring. I'm getting very drained.
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I'm always so alone, even when I'm around other people. I can't remember it ever not being this way. Is there a light anywhere near the end of this tunnel or should I just accept the fact that no matter what I do I'll be coming home to an empty house? Also any advice on how to wound the darkness in my life?(I know I'm just being vindictive but I want to so.... )
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>>745982287
OP, Also curious about health issues regarding my colon, as well as general insights on social media success by grinding and innovating. Thanks again for your effort m8. Good Vibes!
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wat do OP, how spinny are my timelines, what should i be doing
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>>745980884
>>745981658
>>745982280

Anything, OP? Please don't make me beg.
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>>745984038
when op makes you wait just calm down and this person will eventually get to you
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>>745983382
bump
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where/how do you see me in 5 years? Successful? Working on Degree?
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>>745978497
What am I most worried about right now?
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>>745983992
Wow thanks op I’ll also make sure not to check my girls phone lol now you’re boring
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Do I have a future with her? Things are going well and I just want to be sure.
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>>745984167
that people find out youre gay.
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>>745984016
This
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>>745978497
How is my relationship going to fare im the coming months?
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>>745979222
>Didn't even predict own trips
GTFO bozo
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>>745983315
Op's probably not going to respond to the rest since he's getting tired so, will you make anothe thread tomorrow? And if so at what time Op? Again, thank you for the readings dude
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>>745978497
oh great clairvoyant one. Wilst thou graceth me with the sauce on that image?
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Do you know anything that could help me? Thanks, OP.
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did I fuck up my relationship?
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>>745978497
Alright fine I'll dig.
Tell me what I wanna do with my future and how that'll go.
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Prove to me you're legit.....someone I know died who was it?

2nd question where will I be in 5 years?
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Will my software product grow and succeed or should i focus on my other venture?
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>>745978497
sorry i dont know if i was suppose to reply here and i honestly just want to see if you are right about what you tell me about myself or something like that i know how my future is gonna go and if it doesnt then at least it will be something fun or peaceful :)
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>>745980884
You need to stick it out at this job and SAVE, SAVE, SAVE. your work environment is so toxic and your boss is way too critical of the staff. She doesn't understand the importance of praise so YOU have to instill that. Catch people being good and tell them you appreciate their work. Also, little by little you need to bring up changes that need to happen. But frame it in a way that if they DONT happen, there'll be a lot of turnover. She'll respond to that. Give yourself 5 years tops and then leave. Don't buy a house. I see you moving to a differ wh coast and being much happier there.
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>>745978497
Will I ever become rich?
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If you really are legit OP then thank you. You don't have to do this and still you do even though it is so draining. I hope to be read by you in a future thread. If there is one, of course.
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How does my marriage look in the long run?
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>>745981020
No, but you aren't ready for one. Some fling near New Years you'll meet through a mutual friend.
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>>745978497

I used to be a pretty good empath but I lost it along the way. Should I bother trying to hone it or was it all in my head?
I'll just ask again in another thread if I see you.
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I have aspirations in a pretty exclusive aspect of the entertainment industry. Any guess as to what it is.....and if i still have a shot?
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>>745984630
Alright, OP. Solid advice! Thanks for getting back to me!
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>>745978497
Ok, what symbols do you see in regards to my evening?
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>>745984730
Porn, and no.
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>>745981075
You don't have a demon attached you. You actually have mental illness manifestation. So those with untreated mental illness can illicit paranormal like projections of their illness. It's like your mental illness escaping and existing outside of you because you aren't treating it. You have a history of it on your dad's side. Please go get checked out. I think your dealing with early-onset schizophrenia.
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>>745984708
well i guess I have to work on being straight now that I know a fling with a gal is in the future. Lmao gg man.
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>>745984825
Aww man. I wanted to believe. Not even close.
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>>745981083
Kind of. I can't really go into this in a 4chan post. But we are essentially Sims.
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Hi OP. I'm in my last year of law school right now, my new wife just moved in with me and will be starting a two year program in January. What do you see for us in another year?
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>>745981240
Something to do with driving. Getting a new car or your license.
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Whats my name,spell it correctly
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>>745984952
so do we ever find out who created our universe?

also please
>>745984466
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OP got a reading on me? Curious to see what you've got to say!
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Should I ask out the girl in my horror 101 class
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>>745981328
You have major trust issues I think because of infidelity that happened in your family. If you don't learn to deal with that, you will always be pushing people away.
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>>745983568
Thx 4 the answer six months from now i'll come back op.
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>>745984730
>>745984825
Almost definantly not OP fyi
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>>745978497
Will my family get rich and out of our daily struggle soon? Or is it not that clear
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>>745981355
No, but that's okay. It's a scummy world. You get involved with film in your late 20s but discover it's not really for you. You actually like numbers and pursue a career in that instead.
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>>745985039
it
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>>745981395
You will graduate, you're not passing anytime soon.
Don't bank on the relationship going past next summer, but that's okay. One of you is moving.

You're already pretty.
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Did choose the right career to go to school for
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Hi OP, can you tell me a bit about the near future? Any big events? Thanks!
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>>745978497
Im going to ask again and be patient and focus. Hopefully that will help get a more concise answer. If you have the time and energy what can you tell me about myself specifically concerning either love or children but don't force it if you can even get to me just read what you can see clearly.
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>>745978497
>>745981270
Sorry I forgot to quote.
Appreciate you OP.
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What's gonna happen after her mother dies? Will her brother and dad help Sorry if this is a taxing question.
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>>745978497
How fucked is my future?
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>>745985345
I mean about my near future here, btw. Not the near future in general.
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>>745984730
Ill give one more hint on this. Met an old lady in bryant park today and she offered encouraging words about it.
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>>745985581
Ahh so you are going into off broadway theatre
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I'll I be successful in what i choose to do? Any tips? on career, love?
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>>745985722
.....: maybe, but not what i was looking for. Just a contextual guess.
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OP here. Sorry, getting just static now and my readings will be less accurate. I'll try to do another thread tomorrow evening. Around 8-9 mountain time. I'm out for now.
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Man, I would love to know you irl OP. I've always wanted to know someone who is psychic. Have any thoughts or insights to life in general?
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Okay buddy. Puddi Puddi
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>>745985099
Actually pretty accurate as far as me having trust issues and there being infidelities in family but the two arent related. Has more to do with abuse as a child and infidelity with my first live-in partner.
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>>745985906
thanks anyway
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Will I be successful in the projects I am working on atm?
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>>745985906
Noted
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>>745985906
Literally stopped right before my ? haha just my luck
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>>745985906
okie dokie op even though i didnt get a reading i hope you get a good rest and we will be waiting for you tomorrow
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>>745985853
The person answering you isn't OP.
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>>745985906
THANKS, OP! Today you were not a faggot!
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Will I be OK financially?

Can you tell where I'm from?
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>>745985853
fug man im not psychic your in new york and and elderly person gave you advice on it. ive seen enough episodes of glee to put together the puzzle pieces.
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>>745986039
Its all crap anyway. You're not missing out
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>>745985906
Okie doke. Thanks anyway
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>>745978497
Someone same fagging doesn't prove anything, and there is no proof that Op is someone who made predictions in other threads, much less that they came true. Op seems heterosexual loser with no sexual prospects which is worse than being a fag, also the failure of Op is very real and is not fake, as proven by me calling him a real hetersexual virgin loser as opposed to a fake fag. Check mate.
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>>745978497
will the ritual work
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Hi, who is looking out for me? Who is not?
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Good night OP
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Who am I op?
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Literally only answered his own ?'s the entire thread
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How do we know OP is not writing answers to only questions he's written, posing as other people
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>>745978497
What career should I pursue?
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Is my gf gonna leave me for another guy OP?
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OP is a fake fag
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>>745986263
You are me. We are one.
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>>745986311
he answered one of mine...but he did say that I, a gay man, would have a fling with a woman around new years...so?
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>>745986318
Obvious truth is obvious, and your post is that.
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>>745986318
Well he actually answered my questions and was only a little off.
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Is my friend's GF going to leave him for me?
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>>745986318
>>745986311
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>>745986418
Perhaps he confused woman for man?
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He answered mine about my shitty job. And he was right about me wanting to move somewhere coastal.
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>>745986418
>No, but you aren't ready for one. Some fling near New Years you'll meet through a mutual friend.
Didn't say you'd meet a girl, just a fling.
Was he not totally correct that you aren't ready for one?
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>>745986418
Op in wig is what he's counting as a woman, so possibly true...
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Op, excercise my demons. Appreciated
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dont know much about this, but anything for me? regarding where i am now in life, my future, tips? any advice for myself? thanks op
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>>745986532
ehh Id say im ready for one. its been several months since my last break up and im already trying to get back out there
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Anything for me OP?
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>>745978497
How bad is my mental health situation really?
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>>745986093
Yea but you didnt. You failed.....and you watched Glee...so you are a faggot. See im a psychic.
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>>745986626
You have to walk them daily bro.
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>>745986659
If you're gay you're not ready for a gf. Think with the big head, won't you.
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>>745986809
so wait was he referencing a woman or not im just confused now.
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>>745986530
>>745986418
Nice try OP, these are also samefag responses
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>>745978497
>curiosity is peeked
What do you see happening with my current relationship?
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>>745978497
Do I join navy or coast guard?
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How do i fix my life and succeed in it ?
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Are your ears feeling warmer?
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Op will i ever be able to shake my quiet self loathing?
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>>745978497
nice tits, what kind of a last name is Voyant?
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>>745987133
Badum tiss
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>>745985906
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OP If Donald Trump is apparently on a multidimensional timeline of an alternative hyperverse, then doesn't that mean he has changed the space time continuum. Thus everyone's vibrating spinny timelines fizzle in the energy nexus of the multiverse. Then that must also mean that Kim Jong Un and Putin are also meshed within this fabric of distorted space time, meaning that the universal constant has disbanded its omniscient axis. Therefore, is it true that undercover black neutron Jesus has ruptured the fabric of spinny timelines and has reincarnated as Dennis Rodman and will stop WW3 from occurring? Thanks OP. Pls respond tomorrow. Anxiously awaiting answers
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OP wouldn't have time to answer all their own ?'s. might be bullshit, but a lot of responses seemed pretty specific and different and people were confirming it.
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Have the last 12 been correct or not?
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