Consequences will never be the same
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Consequences will never be the same
NYPA faget
We are have... kek
>>745970473
Seems like a lot of work and money to go in for two reviews.
>>745970797
didnt say you were mong
>>745970997
Also seems like a lot of butthurt for two reviews
>>745970473
Imagine being that fucking mad
>>745970473
Your product is overpriced bro
>YOU FUCKIN WAT ILL WRECK YA GETTING MY INTERNET INVESTIGATOR ON THE PHONE NOW
ITT we leave negative reviews on Google, and see how many private investigators eat tonight.
Just left them a 1 star
The overall score isn't dropping... five 1star reviews and one 5star review.
>>745970473
>amendment 1
>argument invalid
>case thrown out
Fuck your shitty overpriced jerky.
>>745974800
dubs
i think the first amendment protects us from the government, not on privately owned forums like Google
and they can sue for defamation, but two negative reviews two months apart aren't much to go on
Bumpin, fuck jerky that's overpriced
>>745976018
ehh bump i want to see if we can put this place out of business
>>745976197
I think they have a Facebook too.
>>745976197
Honestly going by their social media numbers and this desperate cry for censorship, id say being out of business is on the horizon.
>>745976279
Link that shit
>>745976356
https://www.facebook com/jerkybrothers/
>>745975371
Types of speech not protected by the first amendment.
-Obscenity
-Fighting words
-Defamation (including libel and slander)
-Child pornography
-Perjury
-Blackmail
-Incitement to imminent lawless action
-True threats
-Solicitations to commit crimes
>If I am to believe they have overcharged poorly developed jerky, with a less than reputable public relation experienceit is my right to disclose this opinion.
>It is their right to cry about it.
>>745976619
Bro be careful, or you will end up being investigated
>>745976936
kek
>>745976936
I will rue this day, once the dehydrated meat PI comes knocking.
>>745976619
That's not free speech then.
That's like saying that a slave is actually free because he can do anything he wants. It is just against the rules for him to do something other than picking cotton.
>>745970997
>>745971670
well when you only have a handful of reviews and they're all bad do you think anyone who sees that is going to go "well maybe they aren't THAT bad"? I mean yeah it seems a little overboard but i sorta get it
>>745970473
>Mfw the police are busting my door down because I said a product I consumed was of poor quality
>>745977176
I kind of get it, but pretending you have someones ip because of an investigator you hired, is the sort of shit that they brought on themselves imo
>>745977122
Are you slow in the noggin?
Amendment 13 took care of that.
>>745970473
Well, the store is making up bullshit lies.
Google would only give out IP addresses to law enforcement or by court order - and civil cases aren't going to prove anything.
Besides, you have to be able to prove defamation in order for 1st amendment protections to not apply.
>>745977536
Yeah, claiming defamation over an opinion like, "the owner is rude," has to be the most retarded thing to ever be written. The owners are cucks, plain and simple
The only solution is to flood their reviews with 1 stars and accusations of finding cum and pubes in your drink (not that OP complained)
>>745977862
Libel
>>745977862
Just give an honest review. If they are overpriced and have shitty service, say so.
If they use the opportunity to make themselves a better store - great.
What's the link to the reviews
>>745977411
Exactly how Amendment 1 protects all words uttered from people's mouths, Amendment 13 prevents all people from becoming slaves (except to the state).
>>745977964
It's only libel if they can prove it to be untrue. You finished your food, didn't you?
Now we wait...
>>745978006
https://g.co/kgs/SLmPr7
>>745978093
What part of, beyond a reasonable doubt, are you failing to comprehend?
>>745977964
>Implying any lawyer will give a shit and take the owners stupid ass case.
>>745970473
>tfw you post a google review talking about an owner being rude, and they come at you with a threat of lawyers
>>745978098
lmao that oughta hit em where it hurts again. gg
>>745978429
Do you understand the law at all lmfao
>>745978521
>>>745977964
>>Implying any lawyer will give a shit and take the owners stupid ass case.
>implying a lawyer won't just take their money to tell them they can't actually do shit
>>745970473
BACKTRACED!
>>745979340
Only the American one.
You Jew.
>>745976356
https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1GNAM_enUS683US683&q=jerky+brothers+google+reviews&oq=jerky+brothers+google+reviews&gs_l=psy-ab.3...1434.3562.0.3698.9.9.0.0.0.0.99.661.9.9.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.8.601...33i22i29i30k1j33i160k1j33i21k1.0.9kJ-ScEBcEI
>>745978098
fuck yea
>>745981336
shit link use
>>745978252
THese guys are fucking assholes for threatening to sue someone just bomb their reviews
>>745977176
If you only have a handful of reviews and they're all bad, I think the problem lays somewhere else.
>>745981652
Yup. The first few were basically the same thing. Overpriced, and the owners are shit. Of course, these new reviews are for keks, but they are obviously goys
>>745981627
I think delusional is pretty appropriate as well. The fuck were they thinking pretending that they are going to sure over a google review that is an opinion?
>>745978093
The given scenario isn't really one where it would be possible to prove a negative.
That's why you would need to establish that it was, beyond a reasonable doubt, likely there was cum and pubes in customer drinks.
>>745978098
Japanese jerky folded over 1000 times . How can Americans evwn compete.
I've left 50 messages on their answering machine
I hope they respond
>>745981874
i'm crying
>>745976440
>https://www.facebook com/jerkybrothers/
how much you wanna bet all those 5 star reviews are done by them
>>745981874
fucking lol'd
>>745981878
kek
>>745981813
Just tell them to examine the contents of your stomach. Lord knows we'll find all the cum and pubes we'll need to win this case in there
>>745981960
Guaranteed. The one 5 star review on Google is probably theirs too. All of them come from empty accounts, and have the same wording and response.
Weighed in with a nice comment about strips of emaciated spicy dead cow, i'll expect the police kicking my back doors in any second.
Theyre just going to call google and tell them to remove the reviews But im leaving one everyweek until they shut down their google business page fuck sue happy jews niggers
>>745981878
Leave 50 more
>>745982080
Probably. They have like 5 followers on twitter, so it doesnt surprise me
>>745982169
doing gods work anon
I literally don't get why anyone gives a hot fuck...
>>745982098
I keked at that comment pretty good anon
>>745982098
You better wipe your drives kiddo, the internet detectives are about to kick down your door
>>745982228
litigious out of touch owners rubbed people the wrong way I suppose
*Shrugs*
>>745982098
kek
you guys better stop before you get sued
>>745982310
Deitrich Henreich post was too retarded
Im awaiting the jerky police to get me
lol he deleted his comment cause hes autistic
>>745982549
kek me to the skies
>>745981874
>>745982549
top fucking kek, boys.
>>745982632
15 megatons of kek
REMINDER TO MARK OTHER REVIEWS AS "HELPFUL" FOR AUTISTIC OVERDRIVE
Glorious thread, gentlemen. Keep up the good work!
i kind of want to leave a negative review, but i'm also pretty lazy
>>745982613
man that picture fucked my perception up
>>745982802
Fuck it. It'l take like 5 minutes maximum
>>745982632
Literal genius
>>745982892
What was the deleted comment?
Someone needs to leave a comment saying HA GOOD LUCK IM BEHIND 7 PROXIES
>>745982984
Thanks anon
>>745982997
I think there was something about protein though.
>>745983170
that review is still retarded it implies OP eats cum
Common i know /b/ is more creative than this
>>745983216
OP is confirmed faggot
>>745981874
fucking kek
I just made some screen caps of this thread and sent it to them in an email.
This will help them get the negative reviews removed from Google. It will also help Google weed out your troll accounts.
Come at me bros. I don't give AF.
>>745983306
hahaha ya that one was me :)
where the fuck are u guys posting these reviews, link?
>>745983320
cool
>>745983320
>>745983320
(You)
>>745983421
dont give him replies
>>745983436
>>745983421
>>745983415
Sweet wonderful (you)s
>>745983320
congrats, faggot.
>>745983320
rat goof ruining the fun
idgaf Im just bookmarking their google business page and spamming their shit with negative reviews. I have no life and the will to fuck their shit up until they take down their business page
Oh man I'd give anything to see their reaction to the avalanche of shit thats hit them since they last looked
>>745983603
>>745983518
>>745983507
Are you not entertained? Is this not what you came for? This is sweet glorious trolling.
>>745983616
There's also their Facebook
>>745975371
Defamation suits in the US are near impossible.
>>745983627
some aspie said he capped the thread and sent it theyre going to get them taken down but theyll just be posted aagain
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Jerky+Brothers/@33.617905,-117.678234,17z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x80dce910fc8c6427:0xb944abf3a7d6efc3!8m2!3d33.617905!4d-117.67604?authuser=2
tippity toppity kek
"I heard they make it out of people. And by "heard" I mean I literally heard a small child screaming, "no, please don't turn me into jerky, I swear my parents will pay!" in Spanish as I ate, what is now apparently, a jerky made of small Mexican children."
"A guy was selling crack inside, and when I confronted him about it, it turned out to be the owner. He flashed a gun to me and told me to "keep it moving, cracker" despite the fact that a: he wasn't even African American, and b: me being a very obvious Sikh Indian. "
"These guys got ran out of town in Idaho because the co-owner got high on cocaine and beat a hooker unconscious with a slab of meat. So THIS is where they ended up..."
"THE PLACE HIRED A PROMOTIONAL COMPANY TO DROP CUTS OF BEEF ONTO THE FREEWAY FROM A BLIMP. MY FATHER SWERVED TO MISS THE CUT OF BEEF AND HIT A TREE. HE IS NOW PARALYZED FROM THE NECK DOWN AND THE ONLY THING HE CAN SAY IS "THOSE DAMN JERKY BROTHERS" DUE TO HEAD TRAUMA SUSTAINED FROM THE CRASH. THANKS A LOT, GUYS."
Someone post these. I'm not good at Google things and the Gmail site is asking me for a phone number to verify.
>>745972451
why do japanese people sleep on the floor?
>>745983878
beds are expensive
>>745983878
better for the spine
Snail Mail:
Jerky Brothers
26040 Acero Suite 211
Mission Viejo, CA 92691
lets write them a nice letter one word at a time, ill start:
dear jerky brothers,
>>745983775
fucking kek
>>745983878
Same reason niggers sleep in the projects - too poor to own furniture.
>>745983170
This one should have had a 5 star rating.
>>745983956
beat
>>745983956
we're sorry for all the the trouble, but
>>745984000
>MAH TRIPSSSS
>>745983775
>>745983767
>>745983170
fucking kek me
Owners firing SHOTS
for those who didn't see
>>745983956
Lollygagging
>>745982189
>All 5 followers are them on different accounts
>>745984127
MY SIDES
>>745984127
who tf is mark
>>745984114
Did "mark" get wrecked?
>>745984127
>>745984114
Now they really deserve to get fucked with
kekles
>>745984262
Owner is a haxor
>>745984262
Fucking with google business reviews needs to be a regular /b/ thing wish fags did NYPA everything
>>745984330
I DID NOT HIT HER I DID NOT
>>745984127
I did not poo in the jerky, I DID NOT!
Oh, hi Mark.
wish b would post slightly less autistic reviews that were funny
>>745984357
>>745981874
Beautiful
>>745984127
condescending fuck
>>745984419
I got some but I can't post them. I don't have Gmail and it's asking me for phone verification.
>>745983814
I personally thought they were good.
then who was mark??
>>745984127
what the fuck is going on? and how stupid do these fuckers have to be to get into a public flame war?
>>745984520
Lel, that was me.
>>745977122
That's America. Love it, since you're not allowed to leave it.
>>745984520
Refresh your page and read the new edit. Its pissing him off.
>>745984539
The same stupid to threaten an anonymous internet user with the idea that they dun goofed
>>745984539
Theyre falling for it let the SHOAH BEGIN
>>745984581
edit your comment and taunt them LEL
>>745983814
lol good ones
>>745984539
.i just don't understand how much of a lowlife do you have to be to start shit with a local drunk. You just give them a sandwich now and and then and listen for 15 minutes about how Marlene is a total bitch for dumping him but that's OK because he was getting tired of her shit anyway.
>>745984357
>seaman
You done goofed.
Best thread so far this year. God bless.
>>745984581
shit nigga what are you doing
>>745984773
Not giving a fuck, that's what i'm doing.
Lel some poor fuck names mark is getting blamed
Someone tell TechDirt. They love stories like this.
Lmfao who the fuck is Mark and why is he our glorious leader in this march?
You guys suck at this. The reviews are way too obviously trolls, and you haven't even touched things like facebook yet.
>this is not Mark, this is Jennifer :^)
got me
op is mark
>>745985097
LOST
> they made fun of my disabled sister, charged her then threw the food order on the floor which she can't reach. 3/10
>>745985097
Holy shit that's funny
>>745984127
>>745985097
legit gut laugh from me anon
>>745985146
Spam them with 5/5 ratings about their semen and smegma flavored jerky, make people think its some kinda fucked up sex shop
>>745985097
Lost
Also someone post this
>>745985146
>>745985097
KEK
>>745985217
That's lame. Summer's over, champ.
>>745985146
>3/10 really brought the experience down
kek
>>745981874
>>745982549
>>745985097
I posted all three of these you niggers need to step your game up
> didn't expect that kind of jerking, owner refuses to pay for dry cleaning. 3/10
The racist stuff isn't that funny. It's like low hanging fruit. Too easy. You've got to be more clever.
>>745983751
You're clearly a retard. They happen all the time, as long as the person has proof, theybusually win more than half of the time, unless it was some thing dumb like "My cheese didn't have enough cheese"
Posting in relevant thread
>>745985330
Nice addition.
>>745985371
Lel, I'm on disability and get $550 a month to live off of, what are they going to do? Take government gibs from me? Good luck. I have nothing. I don't even own the laptop i'm using right now.
>as i visited the the beef jerky store the owners were engaging in indecent sexual acts involving beef jerky. it appears that they are also raging homosexuals, known from titles such as 'oh my god i cant stop sucking cock' 'constantly craving cock' and classics such as 'your dick is the key to my backdoor' , sad!
>>745985475
lel checkmate jerky bros
>>745984847
Being a tryhard newfag, that's what you are doing
>>745978098
I'm actually eating this right now. It's pretty good for a meatless substitute.
Not a vegefag; just like to try new things.
>>745985620
Not true, I've been here all summer, i'm practically an oldfag!
My question is if mark is a drunk how is he able to mobilize so effectively
>>745985006
Good point, when are we going to move on to Facebook? It's more relevant in search results.
> I had no expectations and left feeling completely neutral about the whole experience. 2.5/5. My wife says hello
>>745985682
kek
>>745985718
Legit too much work for autistic anons to make a fake facebook
mark jerky almost killed me, that son-of-a-bitch
who was this. fucking hilarious.
For America
>>745983878
It's comfortable. Also keeps my drunk ass from falling out of bed.
>>745985819
Thank you
>>745970473
itt: retards who don't know this is real
>>745985655
This, I mean.
>>745985912
im not america whats the jerky police gunna do m8
https://www.jerkybrothers.com/collections/products/products/original-brisket-beef-jerky
10 fucking dollars for not even a 100g of dried mystery meat. Fuck these fucking guys.
>>745985784
I want a talented artist to draw a "Mark Jerky" lurking in the Jerky Bros basement please
>>745985983
>talent
>/b/
buahahahah
M A R K
A
R
K
>>745985912
itt: retards who don't know this israel
Fixed
>>745985983
MY SIDES
>>745985912
ITT: shit tier raid
> the server made some off color Italian hand gestures at my niece after we paid. Fortunately she is blind so didn't notice.
>>745986056
oh my god this fucking thread, MARK WE NEED YOU
I don't have an account, all my green texts are posted above
http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/p/pootie-tang-script-transcript.html
The script to pootie tang. Someone work the dialogue into reviews.
>>745970473
Yo, I live 10 minutes away from that address.>>745970473
>>745986241
Some fucking goyim named mark is going to wake up tomorrow, nursing the worst hangover, and find a shit ton of messages from the jerky goys kek
>>745986490
become mark breathe mark
>>745986103
> contributes nothing
>>745986539
The jerky goys... Was that the prank call people?
>>745986103
>owners replying
>blaming it on someone named mark
>shit tier raid
sounds like youre just hard to please, faggot. i feel pity for you.
God bless you anon
Trying not to laugh so hard as to wake my wife.
Top Tier Thread
>>745986582
I don't know how to mark.
>>745986742
Mark jerky is too pure for this world
>>745986056
Kek
hehehe
pee-pee, poo-poo!
teehee
>>745986742
Anyway, how is your sex life?
I fucking love you guys
This is the owner. He is a party magician. His next trick appears to be making his business dissappear. https://www.gigsalad.com/christian_ford_mission_viejo
>>745986958
His next trick is to make your childs virginity disappear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXWo6jXmRO8
