IT'S GOING DOWN NOW, FUCKERS
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
IT'S GOING DOWN NOW, FUCKERS
HOLY SHIT
>>745969288
That's nice anon
>>745969537
Seriously, wtf is the yellow thing?!?
>>745969677
looks like a police chopper's spotlight. judging by the roofs on those houses, op lives in shitland.
>>745969288
Any change?
>>745969919
No nigger, that thing is not moving at all. It looks like a planet.
What version of PhotoShop did you use?
Good.
>>745970040
This thing is a planet, oh my god
Nobody else into Astronomy? I do astrophotography in my spare time.
>>745970107
It's a still image. This isn't youtube.
>>745970234
Should note, not one of my photos.
>>745970246
I am still looking at it.
holy fuck is that like actually real
>>745970234
It's not that, the moon is white. The yellow thing is fucking huge.
Sorry gents.
>>745970351
It has to be a comet or something.
>>745970395
It looks huge and yellow because it's low in the sky. Give it 20 minutes. Also, download the Skeye app and point it at the thing. Might be able to ID it for sure.
>>745970450
Meade never said it would end. He said something would pass by Earth.
>>745970625
It is still here.
>>745970714
https://theskylive.com/moon-info
According to this, Jupiter is pretty near the moon in the sky. It's most likely that. Jupiter looks nearly as bright as venus, especially low on the horizon.
>>745970714
Download the app and ID
Its real, fucking planet is going to collide.
If you want to see proof, the gravitational pull of this thing is causing some weird phenomenon
Go out side with a pan of water, and swirl it around...notice the center will be a bulge. pretty soon you will also feel a bit stronger too as earths gravity is offset by the colliding planet.
None of us will be around when this thing collides BTW. We are all going to be ripped off the earth as the gravitational pull rips all of the atmosphere of the earth away. Unless you hook yourself up to a 6 hour scuba tank. We are all going to suffocate while floating.
>>745970801
Holy shit, that is crazy.
I never saw it before.
>>745970903
Isn't Nibiru the size of Jupiter?!
Birds are stating to chirp outside and the dogs are all barking in my neighborhood.
Animals know what the fuck is up, they are freaking out
>>745970903
>>745971057
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS CAN'T BE REAL
>>745971057
Better find someone and fuck your brains out....this is the last night of existence
>>745969288
These doomsday writers .. should kill themselves.
>>745971111
checked
>>745971057
also california had a few earhquakes
HOLY SHIT
Ive had about 10 birds fly into my apartment window. Those fuckers are freaking out...three of them dead outside.
I can hear them all chirping out there.
WTF is going on?
>>745971234
.. because it's on a fault line.
>>745970904
If you have a friend with a telescope, it's worth a look. These are a couple cell phone shots, but the real thing is so much nicer, even on small scopes
>>745971290
lies
>>745971290
Yeah you're right bro. Shit's happening,. .. better kill yourself before aliens beam you up for dissection. that's why those birds are hitting your window, scared of the pending invasion.
>>745969288
Your mom's panties from the nig neighbor?
>>745971347
Ummmmmm.... This thing is a planet.. But not those planets
>>745971234
All of this seismic activity is no coincidence...even if this planet misses us, the pacific plate is showing signs of the planets gravitational pull on the earth..All tectonic plates are going to shift and we are in for one hell of a ride. I'll bet Yellowstone will erupt here soon, taking out the upper part of the US and Canada
>>745971234
In NorCal. Can confirm. Faggots were swallowed up into fissures in the ground. Then atheists. It's coming, guys.
I for one have chemically castrated myself, and I'm wearing all black, with black nikes awaiting for the mother ship to beam me off the earth.
>>745971347
They are different planets shit for brains.
>>745970903
kek
>>745971525
No you cuckold, a planet with no features my friend recognized is in the sky right now. It is the size of Jupiter and not Jupiter.
>>745971347
Nice cell phone to capture Jupiter's rings in such detail fag.
>>745971723
Pussy, you are supposed to use a knife for the self castration.
>>745969288
How can this many people be so fucking stupid.
Gravity. Learn the proportion.
Then feel stupid for being so stupid.
>>745971723
kek
if it was real they would not have told us NASA sead that if something was coming they would not tell us until the last day
>>745970903
OH SHIT I NOTICED THE CENTER WILL BULGE THE EARTH GARVITY IS ALREADY OFFSET BY THE COLLIDING PLANET. COLLIDE. PULL. RIPS. GRAVITATIONAL. JEWS MOTHERFUCK IT'S THE JEWS
>>745971858
Holy shit. If you are in Brazil, go outside now. Right now.
>>745971858
Look at this shit, ffs
Hah,hah
>>745971858
at least thee is one person that is not a fucking retard
Im sorry all,
But in this time and age, when we know that we are going to die soon, we need to get our soul prepared.
https://www.mormon.org/chat
These folks will be more than happy to praywith us. Maybe they know more than we do? Post your results to share with /b
Mystery planet aside. I can tell you there will be a lot of volcanic activity in the coming weeks?
Not because im a grey beard dike witch but because it follows to pattern of current seismic activity.
>>745971830
Thanks
There are auroras forming outside, holy fuck.
>>745972140
fake cunt
>>745972153
Who the fuck let you outside the Asylum?
>>745970903
>notice the center will be a bulge
There is a bulge in my lap what do?
>>745972153
pics?
>>745971545
>All of this seismic activity is no coincidence..
Yea you dumb jew it's called HAARP, not mystery collision planets. Fucking relax.
Guys, I haven't stepped outside since the last time they said the world was going to end. You better not be wasting my time this time...
>>745972414
So like... A week ago?
I've fapped about 10 times today....knowing that the worlds going to end, I want to be coming when I'm going.
>>745972658
haw haw
>>745972336
I thought the earthquakes were from all the crust sinking like.. a foot or so around Houston after Harvey dumped 9 Trillion gallons of water on the place.
>>745969288
Anon, go stand next to a building. Now realize that the building's mass is having a gravitational effect that DWARFS the effect of anything else you're seeing in the sky.
>>745972918
You know, everything changed in the late 1800s when Jewry met Tesla, right?
lol is that real? come on now don't be playin aroind /b/
Jesus shrist guys calm down, it's literally Venus
>>745972971
No bullshit, everything feels weird now. Physically weird. Like I am being pulled. But it is so passive.
>>745970355
I mean even if it happens, what would listening really do? Giant planet crashes into us, we all fucked no matter what. I guess live out your last week with no limits?
>>745973083
Venus has a distinct look.
According to scopebro, this thing is orange/yellow with traces of blue
>>745973132
I would be pretty annoyed if the world ended and nobody rioted or had a massive orgy in the streets.
>>745973240
IT'S LITERALLY fucking venus shut the holy hell up, it's fall and this time of year Venus is literally ALWAYS there from the moon
>>745973083
Nah, see
>>745970801
Probably jupiter
>>745973393
It's Jupes
>>745973382
>Venus appearing in the night sky, like the moon, with BLUE streaks.
Okay
>no news articles written
>no trending on Twitter
>no breaking news
Don't bullshit me.
>>745973523
Lol this article is from 1983.
>>745973382
I'll be honest, I saw Venus last night and it was fucking HUGE in the sky, i had to do a triple take as I was driving. If you had no idea it would be real easy to get the idea that something was either going to hit us
>>745969677
If that image was taken last night from a mid-northern latitude, it would be Jupiter. Constellation Virgo. Spica is not nearly as bright, even thought e diagram makes it look so.
>>745972918
Flooding causes swelling dingbat.
>>745973680
You would have to see it with your own eyes but it is a planet. Idk about you but I never heard of Venus with blue spots.
>>745973643
its the JEWS man! they control all media!
>>745973667
>I'll be honest, I saw Venus last night
No, you did not. Venus is a morning object right now.
>>745973680
It was taken tonight
>>745973901
well then we're all fucked
>>745973783
'Scuse me? Did I say Venus?
Ohhh.... blue spots! Care to add anything else?
>>745973862
You don't say
>>745971112
>>745973523
From 1983, been debunked like a kazillion times
>>745974047
Jews.
>>745974047
It is not Jupiter or Venus.
>>745974121
It's joops dude trust me on this
>>745973901
Thats why they call it the "Evening Star"
>>745974093
nice trips
>>745974029
oh, good grief.
Okay... yeah, time to go out and rape and pillage. Enjoy your last moments of life (as a free person).
>>745969288
>scientific literacy
>what ever could it mean?
lol
>>745974174
No he's right, its visible in the morning right now, i went and looked it up. I have no idea what I saw last night now.
>>745974210
Special Forces
>>745974174
>Thats why they call it the "Evening Star"
When it's up in the evening, yes. When it's up in the morning, it's called the morning star.
Why ais there only one pic? Does anyone not have pics?
>>745973783
Kek
>>745974332
Gravitational collision waves are interfereing with all phones. The water is bulging up in the middle.
OP take another pic
>>745974241
Jupiter. It's very nearly as bright as Venus. And last night, the Moon was just above and left of it (seen from the US).
>>745974411
Unable. The water has already begun to bulge.
OMG MY NEIGHBOR FELT THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL AND HE CAME IN AND FUCKED MY GF BECAUSE THE CENTER OF GRAVITY IS FUCKED UP OMFG WERE GONNA DIE
>>745974470
So go piss and then take the photo.
>>745974449
man it looked pretty big for Jupiter, i've seen that in the sky before and usually it looks pretty tiny
The shitposting is real
>>745973658
They have internet back then grandpa?
>>745974686
they did.
and lack of internet does not prevent retro-posting. they didn't have the internet in 1773, but you can still find the US declaration of independence on the internet.
>>745974686
they did not
>>745974616
Kek
>>745974637
I agree, the photo as posted makes it look huge and bright.
And photoshopped. Notice how the disc of the "planet" is perfectly circular, while everything else in the photo is fuzzy from a high ISO used by the phone to catch the dim light? The saturation is also whack. I can't imagine what a planet would
*sigh* you're right. It's an attacking planet. Watch for zomboid gorilla insurgents armed with gravimetric diclotomizers.
I'll shut up now.Have your fun.
Project bluebeam. Fake alien invasion planned.
>>745974810
They did so. *You* didn't have it, but the protocols and hardware among select universities and defense contractors were happily exchanging data.
>>745974093
Why do people think that the world will end?
Why do people think that we are so "important" to even have a doomsday?
Every day we're lucky to not get killed by the remains of the explosion of a star. We do not matter in this universe. We are pointless. Everything we know has been created by us. Numbers, languages, ways of "living", religion, politics, everything in this world has been created by us. It's meaningless.
>>745975018
We had BSBs where you could go to be forwarded to other BSBs ect.
>>745975202
I don't know why you are equating importance with being able to have a catastrophic extinction event... we've had several in the history of the planet.
but whatever the fuck people think is happening tomorrow won't happen.
>>745975202
>Why do people think that the world will end?
Humanity is dealing with a massive assault to break their spirit and forment fear and terror. They got the ol new style Hurricanes going and the Earthquakes and the random fucking nuclear bullshit going, why not slap a good ol doomsday planet X turd to top it all off?
Jews just want people terrorized and scared so they can feed off the energy. You know how it goes.
mfw
>>745971111
>1111
Nibba it's actually happening
is this the end of the world, guys?
Okay /b/ time to stop fucking around. This shit isn't going to hit and Earth will probably never be hit by rouge planets, super novas, black holes, gamma ray bursts, or any of those other "How would the world end" scenarios.
>>745974904
whats a diclotomizer
>>745974686
They had the washington post.
>>745975369
>foment
ftfy
>>745972084
>https://www.mormon.org/chat
Inb4 dubs decides
>>745975552
Everything comes to an end.
anyone who says its the planet nibiru
>first off the planet is a "rogue planet" meaning you wouldnt be able to see it until the last moment it hits
>nibiru looks like this from what people show
>anyone who claims its the end right is a fucking idiot
>>745976643
shut the fuck up literally nothing will happen
>>745976368
>>745976240
>>745975967
You guys ruined it, they're screening now.
>>745976902
But he's right though. Sure, this fake doomsday is 100% horse shit, but he does have a point.
Jewpiter
>>745977368
oh fuck
do you think that pepe is their god and they're angered we made him into a meme?
tfw mormon chat is giving me 2 women to talk to and they're taking my bait
>>745977470
you will see soon enough
WHAT IF THIS IS ACTUALLY THE INFINITE TSUKUYOMI FROM NARUTO AND ITS GOING TO MAKE US ALL FALL ASLEEP?
>>745971937
>>745972244
IM LAUGHING HARD AT THESE LMAOO
these fuckers
>>745978115
>if you don't mind me asking...
What did she ask anon
>>745978308
she asked why im so afraid of death LOL
>>745977547
>they're taking my bait
OK Bill.
>>745978376
lol btfo by a girl.
should i find Sabrina and Elizabeth? they're the girls im talking to
>>745970903
Fucking kek can we meme this?
>>745978874
*fuck
not find
>>745975348
Yeah - Fidonet!! Good times at 2400bd.
>>745975648
It's an ultimate tool that exists in the same way that this planet coming towards us does.
In fiction.
why dont we just create another planet to hit that planet?
>>745970903
It’s a planet, not a black hole...
>>745969288
thats jupiter you dumbos
Sabrina is so nice
I'm scared boys
>>745969288
im in europe so i shouldnt be seeing this right?
so why can i? it's so fucking bright
The moon is probably over Australia right now, where I’m sure it’s day time.
>>745971723
you just made some faggots lurking on B a new fetish thread.
>>745970234
>>745970801
>>745970904
>>745971347
My photo of Jupiter and some moons from last year
I don't have a telescope, just a decent telephoto lens @ 400mm
>>745979542
paging elon mask, elon please respond
>>745978919
find them, then fuck them. at the same time, then record them too going at it together and post here while i get drunk and wait to die.
>>745980033
>>745971347
I just printed this out, I didn't know all the planets are flat. I thought it was only earth
>>745980033
i was thinking of doing patricks idea and moving earth
>>745971962
And get shot? No thank you
Ops photo is just the eclipse from weeks ago reflected off the camera
>>745974906
Woke
listen you fucks just tell me if the worlds ending or not
enough with the larping, faggots
>>745979820
Can confirm, it's like there are two suns
>>745969288
thats a street light you idiot.
>>745969288
timestamp faggot. i can see the moon right now and see nothing like that. shopped.
>>745971937
Fucking called it on jews
>>745974380
Haha!! Under-rated post
>>745979976
which 400mm?
>>745982550
thats my drone kek
>>745982550
uh
wtf
>>745979900
>>745982550
laser pointer on the widow?
>>745983659
Did you even watch the video? That explanation is far less plausible than UFOs and I don't believe it was UFOs.
>>745976969
Not if time is non linear
>>745979976
If you can afford it, get a motorized EQ tripod for your camera. You can turn the ISO down to 100, and go longer on the exposure instead. I got this with a 300MM and a poorly aligned tripod.
>>745969288
fap or participate in end of the world bread? I think fap
>>745982550
Looks like a reflection of an LED shower head in the window.
>>745982550
oh shit the aliens are protecting us from planet x
>>745975522
Kill yourself
>>745985035
This, sage
>>745985411
And dubs
PUT CNN
RIOTS EVERYWHERE
PEOPLE FUCKING IN THE STREETS
>>745970665
He said Planet X was to hit earth, not pass by it. Now he says that the world is not ending, its marking a day of a bunch of catastrophic events to come.
Fuck all you fucken anon pussies
