Dubs decides what I say let's get wins /b/ros
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Dubs decides what I say
let's get wins /b/ros
ask her out to a sports bar.
>>745961610
Fuck off zeke
>>745961650
That's not me you fucking kek
Also checkem
Titties
>>745961716
Check what you fucking idiot
Reroll for titties
>>745961534
do you want to fuck
>>745961534
I've been beating women for years. You into hardcore bdsm? The safeword is chitlins.
>>745961965
goddamn off by one
So are you Ally from The Disney Channel Show Austin & Ally
>>745961780
These dubs you faggot nigger
>>745962002
Under age b&
If dubs ask her out.
After I beat you ill beat off onto you is that ok ?
Do you enjoy horse cock?
Winrar
>>745962018
There haven't been any dubs yet tard.
>>745962055
WINRAR DJ
>>745962077
Lol
>>745961534
Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?
>>745962055
checkd
>>745962077
and checkd
nice shoes
>>745962055
winrar inb4
>>745962077
KEK
>>745962111
Lol
>>745962055
Kek
iight op pay up.
>>745962111
Trips never prosper
Thick horse cock awaits that whore mouth, Ally
Can i stick my dick in your earring.
>>745962191
I'm not a fag, I deliver
>>745962175
Unmatched in 5...4...
>>745962175
>>745962245
I'm sorry to have doubted you.
Matearism is a religion of peace. I will end filthy foosball infidels like you
>>745962255
Winrar
So do you?
Horse!? Haha spellcheck!
I meant to say hairy cock!
My pubes are longer than my cock... would you lick them?
Oh you play foosball? I have no discernible skills at any real sports either
>>745962077
>>745962111
>>745962211
>>745962255
Try and save this bois
>>745962438
>>745962438
Dude it's over man. She thinks you're autistic.
Horse!? Haha spellcheck!
I meant to say hairy cock!
My pubes are longer than my cock... would you lick them until my cock peeps out underneath?
>>745962405
OP rolling here, fucking kek
>>745962487
Sorry. My retarded brother took my phone he has downs.
Anyway, when we fucking.
>>745962511
Winrar!
I bet you strong forearms so you have great grip for jerkin cock
>>745962511
Lmfao
>>745962511
>>745962545
Reroll
>>745962405
re roll
Sorry about that. I have split personality and sometimes say really random things. You like a man in a fedora, sweet cheeks?
>>745962640
roll this and smoke it
>>745962577
Also guys, keep in mind I'm a girl so these cock things aren't really gonna work
>>745962701
tits or gtfo
>>745962701
Not sure when you mentioned being a girl.
Honestly if she asks you can tell her you're a tranny.
>>745962701
have you ever stapled your anus shut after taking laxatives?
>>745962701
Send pick of hairy cock
>>745962603
Hahahaha I'm jk. But in all seriousness, do you enjoy horse cock? Because I know I love the aroma produced by a manly horse cock, the delicious taste that makes you crave more of horse cock. And don't forget the pleasure from a horse cock.
>>745962742
Nuff said
Lets get a strapon and pound each others ass
>>745962770
Well I just did now, it slipped my mind
>>745962701
I call my clit my cock haha... cos I'm so precise with hitting your clit
How bout it then? Lick my pubes until the cock pops out
>I'm so sorry, i have a condition. Please, don't take those the wrong waeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>745962701
Tits or gtfo
I'm on vacay and waiting for food jus saying
>>745962701
sorry, I dropped my phone
>>745962813
You girl irl or catfishing lesbos?
>>745962822
Haha 2 on the bounce!
Winrar!
>>745962699
This chick is probably afraid rn.
>>745962742
>>745962742
tits or GTFO
>>745962701
tits or GTFO
>>745962545
roll
>>745962822
>>745962959
Tits or GTFO to both of you
>>745961534
I would like to attempt showing a football inside your anus, and then using pressured air to fill it
Sorry i typed with my dick its like 4 inches
>>745962988
There, saved
(WINRAR)
>>745963032
rolll
>>745963000
I don't know how to talk to women, I just want to be comforted :'(
Nice trips faggot
>>745963000
Gotta send her an ss of your post.
>>745963084
Doesn't explain anything. Tits or gtdo5.
>>745963000
What have you been searching for anon? That Tor onion certainly raised my attention
I want to blank your brains out.
>>745962988
>>745963155
She isn't responding anymore
F
>>745963259
It's my vpn, and sometimes I'll look at weed for sale
>>745963299
Got any new matches to roll for?
>>745963299
You fucked it by sending the stupid stuff like "nice trips" and "no dubs"
This thread had potential too
>>745963299
Dude 4chan is fucking up with posting files rn
>>745963384
What vpn do you use?
>>745963465
You fucking bet
>>745963480
Well in sorry that I'm not a faggot
>>745963511
Orbot cuh
She unmatched me
Also dubs pick vic
>>745963000
Would you like to come to my tea party?
>>745963719
Tits or gtfo faggot
>>745963719
Lara
>>745963719
>Alissa
You're Asian, so you eat pussy right?
>>745963719
Alyssa you Faggot
>>745963719
Alissa
Alissa
>>745963719
Alissa
>>745963815
Reroll
Alisa
i would have said tori but alissa seems popular
>>745963808
I don't think she's Asian
>>745963877
Winrar
>>745963877
You look like you eat pussy like a fucking pro.
>>745963873
>retooling for Alissa
Hey Slut
>>745963877
Now we have a vic, dubs decide what I say
>>745963962
Do you blow?
>>745963873
Can I play Pokemon go in your vagene?
Alissa is really cool so please don't fuck things up
>>745964022
Winrar
>>745964022
Op delivrar
>>745964022
By which I mean into Nintendo cartridges.
I'm really into retro games.
nice hair idiot
Sometimes I like to fuck my dog while watching anime
>>745964022
I'm not saying that stupid shit to her
>>745964122
Don't doubt op.
>>745964176
Nvm doubt op.
>>745964176
I got dubs you faggot. There was an agreement. Fucking do it and you'll get laid
>>745964182
Fine, fuck things up for me again
Let me eat that pussy
i love tim burton movies, so much that i was jack skellington last halloween and climb trees all night.
>>745964107
Yeah you're definitely coming over to watch it with me.
Pick up some booze on the way. Vodka really loosens me up.
>>745964311
>there was an agreement
>>745964373
Kek he got dubs again
>>745964311
>>745964122
>>745964022
FUCKING FIX THIS GUYS
>>745961534
ask her out to a sports bra
Bring your shotgun, there are niggers in the neighborhood
>>745964472
Ask her to a sports bar and wear a sports bra and nothing else.
>>745964464
>>745964311
>>745964122
>>745964022
I forgot to add file
>>745964464
3 dubs in a fucking ROW OP. Fucking do it
>>745964472
>>>745961534 (OP)
>ask her out to a sports bra
Kek
>>745964539
Omg absolute madman
Don't ignore me you rancid swine
>>745962603
>>745962701
nigger wtf
>>745964539
By blow I mean cocaine. Sometimes it really fires me up. So you still trying to hang out?
I hate you guys
>>745964539
send some colourized nipps
>>745964628
What do you expect from /b/
jk but seriously do you blow, im the best at blowing. :P
What do you say we scissor all night and pretend it feels good eh
>>745961534
reply "send nudes" and then put them on this thread.
>she is very attractive.
I'm killing niggers I'm killing niggers I'm killing niggers I'm killing niggers I'm killing niggers blow me I'm killing niggers I'm killing niggers I'm killing niggers I'm killing niggers I'm killing niggers I'm killing niggers I'm killing niggers
Wanna meet up at 304 linden st? ;)
>>745964539
>>745964539
Sorry about that. Let me make it up to you. If you've got small hands you can probably fist me without too much lube.
>>745964539
Op is definitely not a faggot today
Will you cuckold me while watching Elf?
>>745964664
Idefk rip me and alissas possible relationship
>>745964777
fucking checked
>>745964777
Lmfao. Sorry op.
I put your address on a site called Reddit and they think your gonna give a free BJ
>>745964797
Just message her tomorrow if she doesn't unmatch you and tell her you had too much to drink last night
>>745964777
I'm asking 4chan what I should say because i'm a bit nervous and it isn't working XD
>>745964777
Sweet trips fag
>>745964888
Kek. Nvm
>>745964777
Well, technically, she is
>>745964899
RULE 1!!!! RULE 1!!!!!!!!! You faggot
>>745964890
Show tits bitch
still would you like to netflix and chill we see my neighbors netflix through my window
>>745964899
>>745964922
The fucking hits keep coming. Omg
>>745964948
reroll
>>745964943
Op will be the one breaking it
SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING TITS!!!
>>745964966
ayy
bill clinton is a rapist infowars.com
>>745964966
Dude she's just gonna send "reroll"
what is your favorite scary movie?
>>745964922
>>745964888
>>745964899 < Someone suck that means dick
Show tits and ill show you my tits ;)
>>745965111
Lmao. Op this might be your redemption. Hope you've got a killer rack.
>>745965090
Let's exchange titpics hottie
You know you're only supposed to send one message at a time. Otherwise what's the fucking point? Sending a whole of bunch of incoherent messages at once does not return entertaining results
So, do you have a gag reflex?
>>745964948
>>745964966
>>745965011
Seriously, fuck you guys
can i wash my winky in your kitchen sinky
>>745961534
>rolling for a new vic
Jesus so many gets
>>745965111
Ooo i got trips for the first time in my entire life on \b\ i cannjerk off after 9 years
>>745965183
Who you telling? I'm entertained as hell rn.
>>745965222
Nice trips Faggot
>>745965222
They just keep getting better.
>>745965222
oh shit nigger, you're on a roll
>>745965222
Kek. Get fucking rekt faggot
>>745965183
this
>>745965183
Suck my fucking clit, it's not like she's replying
>>745964107
"I'm just kidding you, but fr I will watch it tonight"
holy shit, why?
WTF IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
your silence is going to make me cum
Somewhere in the world a cute little lesbian scene girl is looking at her phone go off in horror.
>>745965236
With the last girl, all we got was a "wtf?" and then unmatched. It's much more fun when we can have a conversation
"what you want some dick"
>>745965333
What the fuck is happening
>>745965285
Show me your feet nigger
>>745965204
You asked for dubs, you got them.
Plz send vangene
>>745965204
Im so sorry. I didnt mean for this to happen
>>745965418
Roll
Tits or gtfo
>>745965334
Op is acoustic. That's why she's asking us for help. Obviously.
>>745965399
DUBS OMG
I'll make you go back to cutting again if you don't respond back you emo fag
Op, there's no point spamming the women. They won't answer.
>>745961534
So...you gonna absolutely wreck your lower abdomen and organs with this dick or nah? I've been edging for like 2 weeks, I've also got a pretty big smegma problem, just giving you a heads up, but hey, who doesn't like a bit of cottage cheese on their corn dog right?
>>745965399
made me LOOOOL
>>745965455
>acoustic
There are more dubs in this post than any other post that I have seen
ive never had asian before
>>745965111
>>745965222
>>745965333. < had to use my own trips kek
>>745965277
Please disregard all of these messages and laugh about them with me later
>>745965418
Rollerino
Checkem
I am lesbo
>>745965545
reroll
Wtf is happening ive gotten trips and dubs several times is op a fucking autistic wizard?
help me idiots took control of my account. all those messages are not from me.
>>745965521
I keep forgetting to post the file
>>745965495
apex kek
>it's so beautiful, so many gets...
Let me fist you and use you like a ventriloquist dummy
>>745965505
Well the op (me) is known as the dub goddess
i can lol you all night long "all night" all night long "all night"
>>745965632
Sorry, it's the guys on 4chan. I meant nothing by it. Wanna get coffee tomorrow? Maybe my autistic ass can earn your forgiveness
>>745965375
Agreed. WTF isn't a very good payoff for this. Get more responses from them.
>>745965486
Reroll
So, do you know what a "trap" is?
>>745965670
Rolling for this
>>745965632
Please just laugh at this crazy shit
Alissa, show titts or you will never see your family again.
>>745965632
Look, I fear that we won't be able to marry, so lets down to the chase. Do you wanna give me a reverse hyperkenetic particle matrix unionship?
im the throbing dick monster under your bed
>>745965632
So you gonna show me your sweet Jigglypuff nipples? I have marshmallow tits ;)
>>745965632
sry ignore all of this, I really like you, wanna see me nude?
>>745965670
This
>>745965780
reroll
>>745965762
reroll
>>745965721
*Tips fadora*
Show your titts or your family will never see you again fucking whore
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>>745964022
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>>745964777
>>745964888
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>>745965670
So much win
I think the magie left op no more dubs
>>745965886
Lol 7 of these are mine
I wish to insert myself in my entirety into your rectal cavity, and then to proceed in lighting a cigar smuggled in from the great Eritrean mountains of the Tunisian jungle, those little monkey fuckers sure know how to make a good cigar, especially for hotboxing dumb broads like you
>>745965632
I think Tim burton fucking sucks. I think you suck and that's why I'm having people online spam your phone stupid whore. Anyone that is over 13 that loves Tim Burton and has some stupid edges fucking profile picture should be gassed with the Jews. Cunt.
>>745965886
That's only a third of one I was in yesterday. Helping some guy get laid on tinder. We got so many gets.. Was priceless. Even a penta in there.
>>745965936
4 are mine also haha
im just happy i could get one in
Let's cuddle
>>745965969
Reroll
>>745965967
Reroll cunts
>>745965999
Checked.
>>745965886
>Jesus the gets...
I'm calling it quits, I might be able to salvage this shit show
>>745965999
damn son
I don't know what i really expected
>>745965999
Ooo you got another
>>745965999
fuck i got trips
>>745965969
Roll
>>745966044
Dubs. Tell her you are calling it quits faggot
Dudes if you type reroll she's just gonna send reroll
Read the fucking thread.
>>745966044
but...
>>745966066
>>745966044
Ok but fuck with someone else then, and like other anons have said, wait for an answer before the next roll.
>>745966044
Good luck, OP
By the way, do you fuck niggers sometimes?
Let's be honest, ice skating on acid is pretty sick, flabby globba, jibba jubba flim flom fuckaroo cuntfist you fuckaaahhhh
>>745966044
Move on to another
>>745965802
Reroll
>>745966044
**OP to send her actual tit pic
>>745966211
>rules are rules...do it OP
>>745966044
Tell her that your retarded friend took your phone to fuck with you.
>>745966211
DO IT HE GOT DUBS
>>745966211
Or just send us an actual tit pic.
>>745966211
Mods ban the op for being a pussy
>>745966211
SEND THIS INSTEAD
Op here I will make a new thread tomorrow around the same time tomorrow with different chicks
>>745966424
Do it roling
>>745966044
I JERK OFF TO ANIME
>>745966461
>>745966211
>>745966461
tit pic first
I will cut open your finger, put salt in it, and then let insects nest inside there
>>745966461
REEEEEEE WHY WOULD YOU DO IT WITH HER THEN GET BUTT HURT. KILL YOURSELF FUCKING NIGGER
Post pics of Alissa.
Also, you fail at this game. As others have pointed out you are only supposed to send ONE message and wait for the reply before sending another.
>>745966461
What a fucking waste of a thread. Go fuck yourself op. If you want to fucking deliver, don't be a fag and back out to salvage it. She probably fucks niggers anyway
I can't send her pictures you fucking idiots, it's tinder
>>745966561
gotta draw the line somewhere between them living and beating the corpse into a pulp you fucking nigger
>>745966427
>Ramsay Bolton is a beautiful man and i want to kiss him
Why u delete this? It true.
>>745966664
But she sent you a picture?
>>745966664
OP IS A FUKIN FAG
A FLAMIN FOOKIN FAG
>>745966664
>whiteknights himself
>she accepts the apology despite it
Op she fucks niggers and is either a trap, or has AIDS
>>745966664
SAVED! Good luck OP, get some pussy
Post pics of her already, jesus h christ
>>745966664
Nice save op. Hope get to enjoy hot lesbian cunnilingus with her. Or scissor. Or whatever you crazy feminists do.
You seem like a nice girl and I want to take you out to dinner
>>745966749
It was a emoticon-thingy, I think
>>745966749
That's a big you fucking autist
>>745966664
Not everyone is a faggot who can not meet people like a normal human being
