It's t-that day of the week again, Anonymous!
The day you g-get a home cooked meal from a g-girl who loves you!
Come join m-me, won't you?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0a9rQwAY4XV
it's the cute!
It's that cute hoodie again!
Hey, Alice. I love you...
>>745953736
>>745953750
T-the cute! The cute! T-the cute is on fire!
>>745953769
Love you t-too <4
I'm not a woman I swear to god grrrrrrrr
cute! fuck ya! a home cooked meal
>>745953798
what do you do for fun?
>>745953798
WHAT YOU COOKIN TODAY WOMAN
>>745953864
I p-program!
>>745953824
*patpat* I b-believe you <4
>>745953844
H-hello love <4 Since you g-got dubs, let m-me let you in on a little secret: We're c-cooking bacon and brown sugar hamburgers!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0VckQCHztw4
>>745953689
If you really loved me, then can you explain why our sex life has become non-existent?
>>745953689
Ayy back at it again
>>745953960
B-because I don't love you in t-that way, doll <4
>>745953886
B-brown sugar bacon burgers!
>>745953946
I was going to say you had stiff competition, but this actually sounds pretty solid. I'm on board.
>>745953798
I don't think bringing that line back is gonna work out.
>>745953946
>We're c-cooking bacon and brown sugar hamburgers!
Is that any good?
>>745953689
Kys circlejerkers
>>745953895
Oh boy oh boy I can't wait for your inane bullshit, insults and spam.
>>745953983
I d-do this every day <4
But l-let's select a tea together, you and I <4
https://vocaroo.com/i/s02kFlkD4DWB
>>745953946
>I p-program!
what do programmers even program when they're not learning about it? do you just make your own personal scripts or what?
>>745954009
S-stiff competition? Are you c-coming on to me Jill?
>>745954012
It's D-DELICIOUS!
>>745954010
Oh it w-won't be that bad.
>>745954027
H-how can we be circlejerking if you are here? <4
Here, to ease your butthurt, I'll pour you a s-special cup of my tea~
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z96tda2kJB
G-green tea, full of antioxidants t-to sooth than anal inflammation!
>>745954001
You won't even look me in the eye anymore when we're making love! WHO ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?!
>>745954102
*blinks slowly* W-we program things to DO things.
>>745954160
P-probably Jiill, honestly.
>>745954160
this is a foul note
>>745954148
when am I not coming onto you, darling?
but really, it was your meal or salmon tonight. you might win me over with this.
>>745954148
>Here, to ease your butthurt
You need to stop hurting Anonymous's butt, Alice.
>>745954201
>*blinks slowly* W-we program things to DO things.
uh, like what?
>>745954148
You make me happy Alice.
>>745953946
OMFG yes! This is something I have to try!
>>745954223
S-salmon is good too!
>>745954276
*blinks slowly* You l-lack imagination, huh?
I'm currently working on about a half dozen different programs, ranging from games to 4chan bots.
Anyway, l-let's get to that ingredient list:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uKoz7Qc9t5
>>745953689
Hello!
Happy Friday evening to you!
I want to have sex with Alice!
>>745954353
>I'm currently working on about a half dozen different programs, ranging from games to 4chan bots.
oh that's cool. what kind of bots?
>>745954267
M-my existence makes Anonymous anal devastated s-sometimes. No big deal. He w-will recover.
>>745954296
I'm g-glad *beams* <4
>>745954324
You r-really should!
>>745954377
R-right back attcha, lover~
>>745954439
B-but you never will.
>>745954464
H-here, you can check it out on m-my blag: https://blog.anekiho.me/
Alright, s-so, first, we n-need to mix up some sugar and honey syrup!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0B4vqbKon8r
You're unreasonably cute today, Alice.
It's making me love you more and more.
>>745954537
I'm j-just a normal amount of cute, d-don't exaggerate.
>>745954468
You've hurt my butthole enough
Alice is shit, Reimu is better.
>>745954633
grandma emoji > alice = reimu
sorry bye
>>745954201
I KNEW IT! THAT WHORE!
so will this turn into the new boxxy soon ?
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy
>>745954585
S-slight mix up, you mix the sugar and BUTTER, THEN add the honey.
The fly honey, if possible.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s05FFK0o4Yxt
>>745954633
I agree~
>>745954633
But I like Alice more than me.
>>745954585
I mean, that's what I thought too but here we are.
>>745954682
I've b-been doing this for six years, so I'm g-going to assume not.
>>745954683
Then g-go to bed dummy.
>>745954703
W-with you exaggerating!
>>745954148
Ok ok out of here is the circlejerking right
>>745954746
I just wokeup!
>>745954750
I d-don't know what you mean.
M-moving on!
Since everyone g-gets butthurt when I d-do this in the microwave, instead, I'll m-make bacon in the pan. L-like someone who loves their bacon unevenly cooked.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0xr3TvZwVgA
>>745953689
>mfw Alice won't show us her striped tights
>>745954694
>>745954684
I'm not talking about you faggots pretending to be women, but about touhou characters.
Alice you just admitted that you don't love yourself.
Kys :3
>>745954831
do you rice your desktop?
>>745954746
>W-with you exaggerating!
It's not an exaggeration to say that I feel like I have a heart today and that it's because of you.
I mean, I probably still don't but it feels like I do.
>>745954058
Are you purposely not doing the wiggle-walk thing? You look so stiff
>>745954869
I d-don't have any of those, as I am n-not a trap <4
>>745954902
*blinks* I h-have depression dear, it c-comes with the territory <4
>>745954944
No.
>>745954961
M-my back is aching today.
>>745954468
Hey you never know Alice, crazier things have happened.
You are attractive, that's for sure.
>>745953689
>>745954991
Well if it ain't an Alice thread. How you doing Babe? Still feeding these /b/eastly /b/astards?
i want to see you tear apart a baguette with those nice brawny paws of yours. whens Frog Food Friday
>>745955008
Oh p-please. I'm n-nothing special.
>>745954957
I w-would be scared if you didn't!
I'd have t-to be all "Die nightmare creature, you don't b-belong in this world!" and go hellsing on your ass with m-my threaded cane.
And then I wouldn't fall of a ledge, no sir.
>>745955019
I'm d-doing quite well <4
>>745954831
Depends on the size of the bacon and the pan if Im honest.
>>745955080
M-my hands are small and delicate.
M-moving on!
N-now we grill the burger and voltron these ingredients together!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RWRDQoGDGP
>>745955088
>I'd have t-to be all "Die nightmare creature, you don't b-belong in this world!"
I mean, that's ultimately what I want, so...
>>745955088
Yeah you are. Granted everyone's special in their own way, but you're a good kind of special and I enjoy it.
Cute hoodie Alice
>>745955088
I wish I could be as manly as you );
>>745954831
Have I been eating bacon wrong all these years?
>>745955162
I don't want any pineapple.
>>745955205
Haha you're a girl faggot lol nerd
I'm the REAL MAN
>>745955205
Y-yeah, keep workin' on it, maybe s-some day you'll upgrade from "micropenis" t-to "femininely thin penis".
>>745955241
YES
>>745955173
T-thank you!
>>745955277
W-what?
>>745955162
>pineapple
No. Just no.
>>745954148
>that voice
I'm beginning to think Alice is actually a gril
Either that or really good at the voice
>>745955298
>W-what?
I don't want any pineapple. Is that confusing?
>>745955298
Indeed I wanna be like you
>>745955331
I'm a g-girl.
Alright d-dears and dolls, t-this is what it will look like when it is d-done!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XLLgkuFCv8
>>745955088
>I'm d-doing quite well <4
Good to hear. Just stopping in to day 'Hi'. Been a while so thought I'd be good to see if you'd been driven insane yet. Good to know you have. Or haven't, which ever one works for you. I'm going to go drink some beer and play Payday 2.
Be seeing you Babe.
>>745955162
While everyone has their tastes, you enjoy you, I do not enjoy pineapple on beef burgers. Chicken, depends on the overall flavour. But grilled is nicer.
Yep, still unironically attracted to Alice.
Nice.
>>745955298
Also, what's with everyone hating on pineapples? It's perfectly good fruit and it goes with lots of things.
>>745955386
Nice, very tasty looking! Also, glad to see you here Alice.
>>745955386
Okay Alice serious question. Does that actually taste good?
That is not a small amount of pineapple
>>745955383
Yush
>>745955385
S-sorry, I have a vagina <4 F-for that, you'd need SRS, unlike a biological female <4
Of course, even if you had the equipment, given your behavior, you'd never have my charm <4
>>745955422
*waves* I'll b-be playing mario kart 8 soon!
>>745955425
Feel f-free to exclude it <4 After all, it's YOUR burger~
>>745955455
S-some people just wanna see the world burn.
Wait, where am I?
>>745954944
I don't get why people are so resistant to ricing their desktops. It's got a lot of benefits
Yo wat yo pussy taste like?
>>745955386
That looks gross and the bacon isn't even done.
>>745955386
Never seen your posts before. I've no idea why people aren't going nuts over this.
Looks delish. Thank you Alice!
can you lose that dang new jersey accent? please?
>>745955386
I wish my voice were as deep as Alice's
>>745955484
It t-tastes delicious. Like b-being sucked off by an angel.
Drum roll p-please!
Boom! Big reveal!
Its a b-burger, morty!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ehsgs2jnDo
>>745955520
wanna find out anon hehe~
>>745955535
>I've no idea why people aren't going nuts over this.
Usually she gets a ton of spammers and trolls.
>>745955556
nice almost get
>>745955559
I don't believe you and that is why I am going to try it myself grrr
>>745955520
Well done
>>745955473
And I am g-glad to see you, doll <4 *kiss*
>>745955515
I already r-run Gentoo. That's enough.
>>745955520
Bacon
>>745955525
B-but I am. W-with you. Talk to the hand!
>>745955535
/b/ is j-just slow tonight <4
>>745955543
Sure, pay for more speech therapy.
W-well Anonymous? What d-do you think?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0BDAX1GDDMo
You really phoned it in this week, Alice.
>>745955487
Well, thats the beauty of cooking.
>>745955619
maybe its just a slow day?
I thought this was well made.
>>745955664
>I already r-run Gentoo. That's enough.
but do you have a thinkpad with libreboot?
>>745955675
T-thanks! I appreciate your input <4
>>745955676
The beauty of y-you, you meean~
>>745955681
*hugs tightly* Kiss Your Self? But h-how can you kiss your own lips?!
>>745955740
N-no because thinkpads suck.
>>745955664
>W-well Anonymous? What d-do you think?
I guess I'll eat it even though you put pineapple on it.
>>745955664
Very delicious
>>745955386
Alice, I think you should either come out as a trap or prove you're a chick
Lies are unhealthy to keep, and if you are actually female it would be nice to be able to prove it
Just like a shot of your crotch with some tight clothing on
>>745955784
>>745955815
Yaaaay~
>>745955769
>N-no because thinkpads suck.
fuck you I'm never coming to one of these threads again
The girl of my dreams barely talks to me but still shows interest, what do?
>>745955832
D-dear, there's already b-been plenty of pictures of that, including m-me in skin tight leather.
No amount of evidence is ever enough.
>>745955860
G-good, we don't n-need your kind here!
>>745955863
M-maybe talk to HER?
>>745955664
Raw bacon?
>>745955769
Thanks for the compliment. You seem relaxed today.
>>745955934
It's c-cooked.
>>745955951
N-no more than usual!
>>745955769
What's the sound of two lips kissing?
>>745955904
Ah, really? Haven't been on /b/ much lately. Link?
This was a surprisingly nice thread today.
I was expecting a real shitshow since they usually go after your Friday cooking threads the hardest.
>>745953689
Good night Alice :D I just did fried bananas, I would love to do your recipe
How are you feeling today?
>>745955987
>>745955972
>It's c-cooked.
Heated is not cooked. That was way underdone.
>>745955998
I'm s-sure someone w-will post it, along w-with my ass.
>>745956025
Every t-thread is nice in its own unique w-way <4
>>745955987
Smooch~
>>745956066
I f-feel very good, what about you?
>>745956075
N-no, it's cooked <4
>>745955972
No, theres something more comfy about this thread than the others Ive seen.
>>745955904
I talk to her daily, I've hold her how i feel and what I got back was a thank you and her telling me that I'm allowed to have feelings and that she appreciated it, still lost.
>>745953689
Hi faggot
>>745956142
T-then she isn't interested dear.
>>745956125
*shrugs* It's s-slower and calmer <4 But it w-will also be ending soon~
I missed you. Sorry to hear about your back. Is it the lower back, and do you spend a lot of the day sitting? It could be tight hip flexors. Try a bench hip flexor stretch, you might be shocked at how much relief it provides. If it's related to another condition I'm sorry for wasting your time.
>>745955487
Tell us about your transition pls
How was it? Your daily dose? Errrything pls
>>745956025
I was just thinking this-
>>745956147
damn nevermind here come the shitposters
>>745956142
She's just not into you, man.
Time to let that dream go and come up with another.
>>745956182
Slower is comfy. Ending isnt an end, but a transition to a new beginning.
>>745956106
Im fine, taking care of my dogges
Hope you have a wonderful night :D
Alice, you should give this a try. I made it and it was fucking delicious.
>>745956204
I h-have just...just all the problems with m-my hips and back.
>>745956206
I am a b-biological female, sorry <4
>>745956299
That's c-certainly one view <4
>>745956337
I'll g-give it a go tomorrow, promise <4
>>745956327
Oh, m-my Nano is very needy tonight <4
>>745956260
>>745956182
Riiiiiip. I can accept that I wish she would just say so
Add mushrooms!
>be Americunt
>supposed to be good at burgers
>puts pineapple on it
>>745956378
Do you watch VideoGameDunkey?
>>745956345
>I h-have just...just all the problems with m-my hips and back.
I could look into that, if you want.
Alright everyone, I'll b-be streaming Mario Kart 8 on m-my twitch: CeltyPlays
I h-hope you have a wonderful night, and I invite you t-to come join me <4
https://vocaroo.com/i/s09WO3lawtCe
L-love you all,
Alice2 out~
>>745956378
It's a day as his owner
>>745956345
Am I off in thinking you sound a bit melancholy tonight? I don't suppose there's anything someone here could offer to alleviate that in the slightest? But maybe?
>>745956408
isn't burgers a german thing?
>>745956391
It seems like she did say so, more or less.
She just wasn't a bitch about it.
>>745956337
>>745956378
I suggest bringing to the boil, then transfer into an oven dish, cover and cook at 160C/320F. Same result. Browning the meat beforehand can also help. More dishes, less chance of burning the pot.
>>745956500
Rare these days for sure. I have other opportunities but she was pretty spot on to my taste
>>745956479
Thank you, and have a good night!
>>745956496
N-not at all! Thank you all f-for joining me tonight!
S-see you next week!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ciJ5v25Idg
>>745956479
Will kermit in it again?
>>745956479
Staaay
>>745956668
just go try to troll her in twitch
>>745956622
t. faggot
>>745956602
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ciJ5v25Idg
Ok I'm glad then. Thank you!
Stalking is better word than trolling
Alice, I have a request for a Halloween or Thanksgiving episode where in you show us how to make a pumpkin pie. Like how to make a good crust, because mine are terrible. And how to spice up the pie so people don't think it's too bland.
>>745956759
just let me suck your cock kermit you sexy fuck
>>745956785
stalking would require a motive
>>745956807
email her the idea at [email protected]
>>745956869
Thank you!
>>745956814
I'm not one of those cucks sorry );
>>745956955
yeah you are just an ordinary cuck
>>745956955
well can I suck your cock anyway?
>>745957008
Ayy
>>745957013
Are you ready for my 3 inchors?
>>745957154
only salty one here is your smegma covered dick cuck
>>745957154
>Are you ready for my 3 inchors?
sike you just got pranked nigger it's me george w bush now give me your penis
>>745957158
You are l8 l8
>>745953689
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0a9rQwAY4XV
W-what h-happened to y-your a-anime v-voice? Weren't you a p-psychologist-t-tt-t?
>>745957334
what do you even mean? alice has been doing this for fucking years
well Alice you managed to ruin the female sex to me, you're perfection :c and that's sad
>>745957417
yeah asian girls are hot
>>745957417
>>745957387
You need testosterone asap
>>745957488
why, because I can recognize a girl is hot? fuck off bro
>>745957334
uh she never had an anime voice and she was never a psychologist
>>745957488
why would one need T for commenting about a fucking chick?
>>745957387
I've been on 4chan since 2003 and I have never seen these threads...
>>745957521
she is a psychologist some sort of neurosomethinorwhat
>>745957537
lurk moar then fuckwad
>>745957521
>>745957539
uh no she's a programmer
>>745957606
*inserts penis into mouth* owo
>>745957562
Look at this angry millennial low test boy
>>745957657
shes both dude its weird but people CAN study more than one subject or have more than one job lol
>>745957537
Alice threads were always a thing.
>>745957661
I'm 45 sonny boy respect your elders
>>745957691
alice streams are new though
celtyplays on twitch
>>745957688
oh ok I wasn't aware.
>>745957691
>Alice threads were always a thing.
I guess I have too high testosterone for these threads then. Semper Fry!
>>745957719
>>745957761
you know the only people who talk about their hormone levels are trannies right
>>745957811
>>745957932
cool?
>>745953689
Alice! Woah, it IS Friday! Hope you have been doing well. What's for dinner tonight?
>>745958750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOpYcGacz5Q
>>745958800
You've always been a nigger haven't you?
I wish I didnt miss this thread.
>>745960170
It's ok. There will be more.
>>745960482
Waiting until monday? No thanks.
>>745960170
>>745960482
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>>745960722
Good job bumping
Hi Alice! glad I made it to the thread
>>745955386
that's looks way better than what I had for dinner..
>>745954010
Alice's mouth look kind of fucked up there.
