anon, what's the best life advice ?
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anon,
what's the best life advice ?
drink alcohol
>>745952583
Don't be a fool, cover your tool.
-Van Wylder
>>745952583
There is no advice, it's choices you make.
>>745953083
Makes 0 difference. Time tics and you're its bitch.
Providing source for every pic you post
>>745952583
>>745952583
if you meet a girl who could be:
* your best friend
* someone you'd like to fuck
at the same time, don't stop caring for her, never.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
It's all small stuff.
lift
>>745952583
Watch lots of porn
Eat whatever makes you happy
Do lots of drugs
Get a food service job that lets you see young hotties all day
Follow a religion and convince yourself you are on gods path,
donate money (not time) to said church and feel like a good person
Follow politics and learn how the system works.
>>745953391
Gems are hard to come by son. There is a price for it. Price for everything.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, it might seem like she cares for you but sleep with one eye opened, leave her/him as soon as you get suspicious of anything
>>745953933
What you wrote is bullshit
Life is pain. Anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something.
>>745954169
Only if you make it painful. No reason for the homeless guy with 100k on the account to be homeless.
Some are unfortunate.
>>745952583
Make a list of things you're bad at, and don't do those things
-The most interesting man in the world.
Only true advice one can make is the one makes for oneself. Nothing ever really applies but it doesn't mean one can't learn from it. When one puts all on 38, he is either making the best or the worst decision of ones life. It's plain and simple.
Always do the right thing.
>>745954490
Right thing isn't always right.
>>745954164
And whatever you write is to bait a virginfag into fucking his life up. Fuck off.
Life is suffering. Try to live with the least amount of time in that state.
You will not be happy all the time. Some days you will be sad. Feel bad and feel sick. You will feel depressed and anxious.
Some days you will be super happy, full of live and aware. Some days will be unforgettable. Memorables and full of love. You will love, hate and be loved and hated.
Once you understand that. You will know how wanting happiness 100% of your existing time is a waste of your life. Accept the hard times and learn from them. Enjoy the good times as much as you can. Take care of yourself and the ones you love. Fix the things that need fixing and move on from the things you cannot fix.
Get yo dick sucked boy
>>745952583
Stay fit.
It's more important than you think. Even ignoring the fact that you'll feel better, people make so many judgments based on appearance, and even if your ugly, it's better than being fat AND ugly.
>>745954561
lol this fucking faggot
>>745954283
you stupid uncultured cunt i was referencing the princess bride
Dont get lipstick on your dipstick
>>745954771
Maybe if you would have greentexted.
>>745952583
If youre friends with a girl and it makes you feel bad that you arent fucking. tell her you want to date and if she turns you down just stop talking to her.
get rid of anyone that makes you feel bad and meet new people.
>>745954934
This
and if you feel like people dont want to be around you stop talking to them. real friends will talk to you without having to always message them first.
There's no point. That's the point.
>don't get married
>don't have kids
>drink more
>worry less
>>745955119
Have mucho kids, what if one dies...
Don't be a dick.
>>745954561
This.
1 girl friend is better than none.
Take ur time to study the important things. What really matters is what you enjoy so if you enjoy something do it to the point that you love it. If you love something let it go because ur gonna die anyway. Just take the time to play the game.
Girls love dick.
>>745955177
...and don't be a pussy.
>>745952583
To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.
Don't just say I love you, mean it.
Also if u want to devote ur life to killing me
Give your woman the penis.
>>745952583
Life is effort. You will never stop working and if you do stop, you'll become depressed. We NEED to work, OP. Best advice is to accept this fact and find something you like to do.
Sex is the most important thing in the world. If you're not getting any, you're missing out and it's terrible. You'll never be able to make up for the times you spent not having sex.
Eventually you'll be unable to fuck anyone you're actually attracted to. At this point you should switch to porn, looking for rape opportunities, and cockblocking younger or more attractive guys. Just think back to all the things that anyone has done to make it harder for you to get sex. Combine all of these things to become the ultimate formidable cockblocker. Try to make it seem like you're not doing anything to interfere, just inconveniently place yourself in the way of others that you intuit to be sexually active.
Consider becoming demonstrably religious so that people will not a suspect you and so that you can openly admonish people with some authority and hopefully malign them without looking like a bad guy. Try to get as many guys as possible branded as "creeps, perverts, losers", etc, so as to give them an even harder time in life.
Find something you love and let it kill you.
>>745952583
Kill yourself.
>>745955827
Escorts are a thing. As long as you're not a broke ass nigga, you will never be unable to fuck attractive women.
The best advice I can give is u gotta play the game
>>745953277
>>745953933
>>745954555
>>745954655
>>745955177
>>745956044
Love.
Pussy is best and worst thing in this world.
My brother told me when I was 13(when I first opened up to him about shit), you're young, dumb, and full of cum. When I was thirteen head and pot were my anti deps so..... be young, dumb, and full of cum
>>745956044
You gotta pay your dues ifyou you're gonna play the blues
Everyone should suck a dick at some point in their life. I regret all the years I wasn't sucking dick
>>745952583
Don't let shame be your primary motivator.
Harder then it sounds, i confess...
>>745954771
>Referencing Princess Bride
You faggot
>>745952583
the less of a fuck you give about what other people think of you the happier you will be.
>>745953680
That's all awful.
>>745952583
I am sorry for whatever.
>>745956948
Not always possible
Gas the kikes, race war now.
laugh more, worry less
>>745956946
>he doesn't like The Princess Bride
Get a load of this fuckin' guy!
>>745952583
>what's the best life advice ?
Your brain will come up with 1,001 reasons why you must absolutely stay in a miserable situation be it job, a school, relationship, behavior, or other.
When it gives you those reasons just realize that it is the caveman wiring trying to keep you alive -- miserable, but alive -- by getting you to stay in familiar territory.
Have the courage to stand up for yourself, indeed to yourself, and make the change you know that you should.
>>745956992
Yeah well... I run the entire country, so. You choose your own life i guess.
>>745957614
Didn't know food service jobs paid dividends
Aren't you delightful
>>745957155
Yes it is
Choose a career path early and work like you make 10 times as much as you do, when you are in your 30s you will. Fuck your dreams, that is what you do after work.
>>745957900
Yes it is
>>745958000
Reject vanity, it will set you free.
>>745952583
Kill the humans.
>>745957960
So don't work very hard? The more money I make, the less hard I work.
>>745958047
Yes it is
Spend fiddies
Pet kitties
Suck tiddies
Exit bags are the best options
>>745952583
>take addy
>lift
>force yourself outside
>an hero
>>745953680
Not bad not bad at all. Pretty sure those are the things I live by, minus donating to a church. Everything else is free game
1. stay healthy
2. dont be a dick
>>745958080
hahhahahahhahaahhhahhaahaahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
>>745958200
Don't be a pussy either.
Moderation is key.
>>745953933
Someone cheated on you, right?
I know that feel, m8.
Your physical appearance influences every interaction you have with other human beings. Attractive students get better grades, attractive applicants are hired more often. Everybody lies about this because it makes them sad to think it's true, but it's fucking true.
You do need more than looks to get by, but getting physically fit is probably the best return on investment that exists when it comes to self improvement.
>>745952583
Loose Your Virginity At 18. Get in a serious relationship at 19, stay together for at least 2 years. Do deviant sexual things with your significant other, beak up at 21 smash anywhere between 10-20 girls. Have 2-3 more serious relationships after that. Do loads of blow and take copious amounts of MDMA, drink so much that your liver starts to fail. Loose a close family member, loose a best friend, try to find control in the madness that is life....rise and repeat until you finally get the nerve to mutilate the fuck out of your body and kill yourself....you don't want to be a puss and lock yourself in a garage. Be a man, make it bloody
>>745952583
“When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.”
― Dalai Lama XIV
I struggled with it when I was young like most young people do. But simply listening can open doors you never knew were there. Out ears are a powerful tool.
>>745952583
Don’t do drugs unless there free
>>745956948
Spoken like a consummate manchild.
Unless you plan on living in a cave contemplating your navel and wiping your ass with palm leaves, you're going to need things that only other people can provide for you. Learning how to influence others is the best way to get those things.
>>745952583
Get a trade, dont trust women.
>>745958566
God damnit it’s sad but ur right especially with a girl you look like a hobo she wouldn’t ever even take a second look at you but if ur a dime she will
I’ve been suffering from depression an my ex made it worse an I’ve been smoking a lot of weed lately because it takes my mind of of thing but I need some advice about how to make it more manageable with out drugs
Plain and simple. Smoke a lot of weed.
>life is good
>>745952583
Get marketable skills
Spit on nihilism
Pay attention to politics
Don't pretend to be okay with things that you are not okay with
Speak your mind
Don't masturbate too much
Don't toss all of your IQ away in the glorious quest for pussy
>>745952583
wear sunscreen
don't follow leaders
watch your parking meters
>>745960756
Follow followers, lead leaders.
Let your bread toast your toaster.
Bathe your bathtub.
Eat your utensils, wash your food and put it in the drawers.
Feed yourself to your dishes, become a dish.
Scratch the front of your backscratcher, backscratch your breath.
Stand in front of cumshots, don't cum.
Be the change you want to see.
>>745952583
Money does not buy hapiness. Materialistic life only will end up with loneliness.
Search for joy, not hapiness.
Be yourself, and pursue your goals.
Love is not about fearing loss.
Sex is easy. Making love is different.
Drink hit chocolate when it is cold outside
get rich
Read the bible.
Don't eat anything
do the tight thing
-blyatman
Harm noone. Live well.
Literally this
>>745952583
Life's a dirty game, gotta play dirty to win it.
>>745952583
well my life motto is "hope for the best, prepare for the worst" kinda like "si vis pacem, para bellum" (if you want peace, prepare for war)
always try to give something a positive attitude but just be aware that it can go down the shitter and maybe prepare a plan B just in case
mental insurance for a balanced mind
Kill yourself before you have anything else happen to you
Lord loves a workin' man.
Don't trust whitey.
See a doctor and get rid of it.
We become what we think about most of the time.
Don't think about it.
Never put your full trust into someone.
If it floats, fly's, or fucks... Rent it.
Also , It is wise to jerk off before making most decisions.
>>745964739
I think about sex. I have become sex.
>>745952583
Don't put all your eggs in one basket . Best advice ever
It's not gay to get fucked in the ass by a woman. Don't miss out
>>745952583
Fake it till you make it. Thread
If you chase two rabbits, you catch neither
>>745952583
Never stop persuing knowledge.
>>745952583
stop going on /b/
Use legacy captcha instead of newfangled captcha
>>745960248
my bro
>>745952583
You can pretty much say anything to anyone if you use the right words. And you can say the right thing in the wrong words and fuck it up.
Seen it happen a lot in my life.
Say things in your head before you speak or just practice for different situations.
It sounds difficult but it can become 2nd nature.
>>745952583
Get castrated then focus on science and tech. Become wealthy now that you aren't distracted with spreading your genes, freeze some sperm in case you want children. It's ok, your sperm gets shitty with time anyway so you might as well freeze some now.
>>745967615
So much this. Yes, it requires you to remove your hand from the mouse or type with the other hand, but after it started making me do 5 captchas in a row for the new edition (and they were all done perfectly), I switched and my quality of life is greatly improved.
>>745953680
The antithesis of good advice
Accept that everything is meaningless on a macro scale. Then, because that will only lead to nihillistic self destruction go through the world putting meaning into whatever you lile most.
>>745956107
/thread
>>745954738
teenager confirmed
>> sound advice, k
>>745952583
do the opposite of what jews say.
>>745968051
This
oldfag here, 29
shower every morning, and turn the water really cold in 10 seconds, before changing to hot again then exit shower.
treat women as good as you can, for your sake and theirs.
discipline can be practiced, become good at it
65% of people are idiots, act accordingly
>>745952583
Start your own business. Never work for anyone else. Even customers can fuck off if they get unruly. Even if you don't make more than $30k a year. Never work for anyone else.
>>745967480
This is a good advice
>>745952583
The golden rule of course, treat others as you would wish to be treated.
>>745969782
And what's the advice on this?
>>745970361
We told ya to not buy into that bearded dude from Nazerath. Oops you already did.
>>745970733
>be a lying, backstabbing, unlikable cunt who steps on everyone and everything with zero morals
>be responsible for destroying lives
>make a fucking fortune doing so
>become the president
Trump called, he said you were a naive fucker.
The bad news is you can do whatever you want with your life and it won't matter.
The good news is you can do whatever you want with your life and it won't matter.
kill yourself
>>745970733
Yes treat others right and don't forget to not let others treat you like shit. So easy to walk away from assholes that's the last thing they expect.
>>745970448
oldfag here, 28
I can agree with all of this oldfag's advice.
>>745971003
>economic success is what makes a good life
I pity you
>>745971003
That only works if you are born into a wealthy family full of cunts.
Try this with no money or power and get hit in the head with a brick.
>>745971162
No you don't, you like getting into position to recite the words "I pity you". I pity you.
>>745952583
Repent and turn to Jesus.
>>745953277
i used to be huge into drugs. im 4 months sober now. george carlin (who was a drug abuser for most of his life) said it best
at first, it's almost all pleasure and no pain with drugs. but very quickly it turns into all pain with almost no pleasure. i just think that's so accurate. once it becomes a habit you're it's bitch and you just go backwards.
>>745971243
>please someone show me what love is
poor lad
Money will make you happier than poverty unless you let it become an object of worship or an end unto itself.
>>745955893
Best advice I've ever seen
>>745971339
What drugs were you huge into?
>>745952583
Can i get sauce with that? If someone already posted it please direct me that way
>>745954561
this is great advice. i have told people several times that my goal isnt to be happy as much as possible but rather to minimize my misery. i think it's fairly similar to what you said
>>745971353
Wow, even more forced.
>>745971412
No, money just allows you more time and means to find happiness.
>>745954738
guarantee you're 14
>>745958158
i lost weight when i abused addy. i guess ill use it every once in a while but it's so hard to stay in shape when you cant eat
>>745971684
That's like saying won't keep you alive, it'll just give you the nutrients you need to survive. Strictly true, but vacuous.
>>745954561
>You will know how wanting happiness 100% of your existing time is a waste of your life.
i'd settle for 5%-7%
>>745971813
saying food*
>>745959616
start working out. get in great shape. unfortunately, the truth is that drugs just make it worse. i never wanted to believe it until a couple months back but it's just the truth. it's harder at first without drugs but an enormous payoff. dont accept the depression. go outside. go for a walk. sit on your porch. you have to do SOMETHING. go golfing, go shooting, go bike riding, go for a run, etc.
>>745971813
Lol, no, it's nothing like that at all. Food is necessary for survival, money is not necessary for happiness.
>>745971497
Opana and Meth. opana didnt fuck me up too bad and id definitely do it again whenever i feel like getting more. meth tho, never touching it again. ive been getting in really good shape because im joining the Marines and meth just makes me not wanna eat. and the come down is horrible and honestly i like opana better anyway
nothing beats working out hard, then railing some opana for like 5 hours and watching BoJack or something. pure bliss imo.
>>745971951
Analogies not your strong suit I see. SAT must have been dark times in your life.
>>745971877
>start working out. get in great shape. unfortunately, the truth is that drugs just make it worse. i never wanted to believe it until a couple months back but it's just the truth. it's harder at first without drugs but an enormous payoff. dont accept the depression. go outside. go for a walk. sit on your porch. you have to do SOMETHING. go golfing, go shooting, go bike riding, go for a run, etc.
lol, tips like these are about as effective as hangover cures. they don't actually help the problem, they just give you something to do while you suffer.
>>745972070
Your analogy is a bad one. I explained why.
>>745953083
DON'T drink alcohol
>>745972055
Man whatever happened to a beer and a blunt. Meth will seriously fuck you up.
>>745952583
DON'T chase girls. Get rich, then they chase YOU!
>>745972099
found the fat neckbeard
>>745972287
i'm in pretty good shape
>>745972215
idk, i liked addy at first then my friend who would give me them (he had a huge script) in college and I had a huge fight and dont talk anymore so i got some meth off the dark net. idk, its mostly just that i was depressed and bored so i did drugs
>>745972350
Not really
That little voice that is telling you to stand up to your stupid neighbor, to try as hard as possibly can in school, to not buy stupid shit, all to get you to succeed? You would feel 510% better if you listened to him.
>>745972485
how would you know, nigger?
>>745972215
i actually used weed to get off of everything. im really thankful for it. but, i cant smoke now that im joining the military. i can literally only drink which fucking blows. but ill be in San Diego and i heard its fun af there so should be alright i guess
>>745952583
To crush your enemies, see them scatter before you, and here the lamentation on their women
>>745972586
Your typing style indicates low fitness and obesity
>>745972350
see
>>745972485
i agree anon
>>745972764
>>745972928
nice deflection fatty
>>745952583
don't fry bacon without shirt
>>745952583
get a vasectomy
Have 3,
1st from my parents: don't touch shit, it will stink (shit people they meant)
2nd also: It's everywhere better where we are not. (Meant like stop dreaming about better places)
3rd from a special source, others here posted it also like this: work and be happy
>>745953391
That was bothering me for a long time anon.
I met a girl like that long ago and we are still together, but I regret not tasting another pussy yet.
Comments like yours make me feel better, that I still stick to my lady
>>745952583
1. Be nice to people.
2. Be wise with your money.
3. Take advantage of opportunities.
4. Don't text and drive.
>>745952583
followup question,
what's the most subjective question ever?
>>745973905
Have you heard the old joke about self-referential phrases?
It's probably a good idea to get a college degree. I know, I know. You can get a quality degree for below 30k. Community college to a state school. Even less if you do well at community college.
You'll be more competitive and people will take you more seriously. I'm not saying it's right, but that's how it works if you want almost guaranteed access to white collar middle class society and above. That or go into the trades. You can do very well that way as well. Get some kind of postsecondary education.
>>745973745
Take advantage of people
>>745952583
Pay attention.
Don't be a bitchmade nigga
You're probably going to have to be a little predatorial if you want to get rich. And I'm not saying to "hehehehe stereotypical evil troll guy" like a lot of the idiots on here would advocated. You have to look at people as a resource or commodity in both your customer relationships and more personal or business relationships if you want to build actual wealth.
>>745974591
Edgy
>>745974044
here's a (You), as you call them now. I've been here too long to be here much longer if you know what i mean.
>>745952583
Try go for the long-term enjoyments in life, not the short. Don't buy fast food pizza to not feel bad for 30 min, take a jog/walk etc and feel good for the entire day. It will serve you a lot better in the future and you will get rid of the bad habits evolution has put on you. Avoid playing games and stuff which gives you small pointless awards when you can do something to improve your life which will give you long-term awards.
>>745974696
This is why the middle class keeps holding on. The poor are dumb and clever, the rich are smart and clever, but the middle class is smart enough to produce something meaningful but not quite clever enough to keep it.
minimize effort, maximize productivity
money is a means to an end, not an end in itself
trust and question yourself in equal measure
Your life is a wheel, and you are the hub. 4chan is often full of people who obsess over the spokes, and try to find happiness in these spokes.
The transcendent thing that all men learn eventually is that you focus on the hub, and the spokes will all fall into place by themselves.
It's your life. Focus on yourself and get your own shit together.
Absolutely none of this matters, but it's worth putting in the effort.
Philosophy
>>745974885
Long term rewards like the ability to buy video games and the time to play them
cumming, just cumming all over some big fucking titties man, just really, really, really cumming all over them
Things are not as they are, but as they are perceived.
>>745953083
I think it's pretty solid advice but if you don't smoke weed also your only gaining half the connections. Trust me I used to do both and only drink now and all my stoner "friends" NEVER fucking hit me up to chill.
Don't get stingy when you're building a new rig, get a top of the line graphics card and you'll save yourself a lot of bullshit.
Don’t go into debt
https://youtu.be/kk_i9S092AM
Get a dog
>>745952583
Never rush anything.
>>745952583
You can't save everybody
>>745955036
That's a good rule of thumb but you have to consider the person you're dealing with, for example I get hit up by people so much I don't get much time to hit people up myself, doesn't mean I don't love the people who don't seek me out. And other people have anxiety stopping them from hitting others up
>>745953391
worst advice in the fucking universe
>>745971714
I never lost more weight then when I stayed awake for 5 days and barely ate after an acid trip.
>>745953277
Tic tacs, u a bitch
>>745953397
thank you, mister.
>>745967104
Whatever you say, faggot.
Begin eating ass at a young age. I started at age 5 and never stopped.
>>745956107
made me kek
>>745976438
This
The relationships worth keeping are those from which you receive as much as you give.
dont be a fucking loser in high school.
always study hard and get good grades so you can make it to a good university
once in college, its ok to party here and there. but stay away from binge drinking and drugs
study hard, bitches will follow the money. major in a career that actually pays well and you love what you do
once you graduate with said major and get said job, bitches will follow
fuck all the bitches, hire prostitutes, and smoke a little and drink a little.
dont over due anything, too much will kill you.
find a girl that is a 6-8/10, she will be a keeper.
dont go for 9/10 or 10/10 because they will cheat on you or you will be very jealous and protective of them when they are out.
get married and have kids.
have some hobbies, fishing, hunting, hiking, camping.
be a family man and teach your boys to be just as great as you.
love your kids, teach them to love others.
once they are of age and have their own kids, they will thank you for always being supportive.
live life with no regrets, when you're old you can look back and not have resentments on the decisions you made.
>>745952583
Being "perfect" aint worth it because who you are is already perfect thats why everyone is unique in each and every single way if everyone where "perfect" then no one would be unique so fuck trying to be "perfect" cause like i said you already are in your own way.
If you save a baby you're a hero for a day. If you suck one cock you're a cocksucker for life.
>>745973700
Try new things with her. Either sexually or ant other activity.
>>745979700
That is the least interesting life trajectory I've ever seen.
>>745979096
he wouldn't be eating ass if he had legs
>>745955493
Came here for this. The only real answer.
>>745980459
kekeke
>>745952583
you don't need your fourth toe, you can just cut ot off to loose weight
>>745981453
Cut the extra "o" off of "loose" to properly spell "lose"
>>745952583
Pick a goal, work towards it, keep track of your progress (even minute progress).
Oh and get good at managing money.
People don't give a fuck about you - stop acting like they do.
>>745952583
If the girl uses nail polish - - > dump her.
And another is to never keep up any role just be yourself.
If people around you don't like you as you are then you are in wrong company.
>>745979096
These people are extra dirty. Eating ass was trailer trash level shit in 2004.
>>745982432
>If the girl uses nail polish - - > dump her.
never change /b/
>>745970612
This. I'm a 22 year old trades apprentice.
>>745952583
take vitamins and work out every day.
>>745973582
Are you Slavic? I am and have heard those things in Ukrainian.
>>745953680
>donate money (not time)
What the fuck is the difference? money is the product of time spent working, and if you inherited the money, you are throwing away other people's time.
Plus, don't you think you could donate to something more important, like cancer research. It could stop posts like these coming up.
Fix your goddamn posture. Seriously, you don't want to look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame by the time you're 30. Keep your neck in line with the spine and always look straight ahead, never at your feet.
>>745983065
Good advice for constantly tripping and stepping in dogshit
>>745955827
Lol is that guy uncle jun?
>>745953397
I live by this. I've become a much happier person living each day remembering that no matter what happens the world is going to keep on turning.
>>745952583
>practice the law of attraction
>>745954561
>move on from the things you cannot fix.
This is huge and something that I know fucks with a lot of people. Learn how to accept when something is just out of your control and just 'let it go'.
Few things I like to live by
"Fall down once, stand up twice"
"We didn't say it was going to be easy, we said it was going to be worth it".
>>745957960
Don't follow you passion, chase opportunity.
>>745983693
nowhere near as insightful as it tries to sound
>>745984498
Struck a nerve. Mommy didn't love you enough, huh?
>>745971011
They understood this
>>745984565
lol
it's pretty obvious that the people who need this koolaid are emotionally and intellectually weak.
>>745985167
Prove it wrong.
>>745985354
>extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence
the burden of proof is not on me
enjoy wasting your life with this irrational nonsense
it's for low IQ and MBTI F-types
>>745985554
It's not so extraordinary, but is it? It takes a lot more credulity and naivety to not believe it than it does to believe it. You must be totally lost.
>>745985666
thank you Satan
>>745955036
Not entirely sure, there's really shy people, and sometime the just wont start a conversation, nothing personal, i always suffer from that and i lost a lot of people because of being shy, people that probably agree with you
>>745983663
I just think, "Hey, today can't be much worse than the last."
I'm also unironically chronically depressed, lonely and generally repressive about my emotions, feelings and thoughts. I'm an agnostic in a super-religious family/community.
It's good to vent.
Don't get married
>>745979580
Have to agree with this. When i got a first class honours degree with a pass grade of only 71% thats translated into life that acheiving, managing, doing 50-70% is good to great and its very difficult to do better than that at anything without letting other things slip.
always bet the 5th horse in the 5th race
>>745952583
Don't get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in sixty seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
sometimes it is easier to get forgiveness than permission
>>745987210
Never forgive, never forget
>>745954738
/thread
Your fault is that you want to be liked by everyone else but not yourself.
>>745956044
>>745955177
Don't be a baby.
>>745987085
Bahaha hahaha
That's from that movie from that guy who said it in that movie ...
Bahaha hahaha
Discipline is freedom
>>745952583
>>745952583
Don't tell her you love her
Not before she does
>>745958566
>>745959309
looks do matter. race doesnt aslong as you look like a poster boy. except for western america where whites get away with alot more.
money matters too. never friend poor people. they are poor for a reason.
>>745973700
Pussy is pussy anon, if your girl still fucks you and you love her don't get cocky. Wish I woulda never left her for more pussy anyway...
See a broad who get all booty-eyed, lay'em down and smack'em yack'em
>>745952583
here you op, go
>>745960575
fight back even if you will lose.
>>745955827
>>745983328
Picasso I would say
Life a shit sandwich.... then more bread u have the less shit you have to taste.
>>745972177
Don't be a bitch.
>>745983037
i like you, guy.
>>745983037
Donate money to a charity run by an organization that wont spend their billions on cancer research. No thanks.
>>745952583
drink, fuck, do cocaine
>>745990537
donating money is better than time
division of labor works for a reason
but money-poor-time-rich fags (e.g. students) it is marginally acceptable to donate time
agree that $$$ charities are full of shit
>>745952583
Lives as if every day was the last
>>745953391
you sound young and stupid.
>>745989137
Hey, it's good advice, atleast for my type of life, if you want to be a prick, go ahead and just tie up that noose and livestream it while you're at it
>>745970760
date fat girls. they feel like titty everywhere
>>745980459
because dropping out of college because of drug issues and being beaten to death by another hobo at age 24 on the streets of the big city sounds better,
>>745983328
I heard he likes the fish taste hehehe
