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Anybody out there wanting to spend the days with me? I'm kinda lonely.

PIC related.
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I can do it over the computer
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>>745950237
u have a face?
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>>745950327
Im faceless
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>>745950167
cutie
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>>745950403

so i guess i go to omegle for the looks in the eyes.

what else are you?
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>>745950514

Thanks. It's not worth shit because i can do as much as i can and be as cute as i am, still i feel like an ugly and lazy person who failed even with all the gifts nature has given.
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Give me the pussy
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>>745950167
do you chicks ever learn. Tits or gtfo
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Hello
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>>745950167
Yep, me!

When you comin' over? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My bed's nice & toasty right now too... Hurry!
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>>745950725
I would spend with you years, not only days.
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I mean I would like to spend time with someone but who are you? What makes you interesting? What are your interests? What are your views?
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>>745950963
what do you want with a low quality unsatisfying bad lightened pussy pic. complaining? naaah. I'm above this game. at least today ;).

>>745951067
your mom should tits or gtfo.

>>745951082
Hello there! where are you from?

>>745951121
uhh i love to come over! i hope your bed and ou are somewhere in europe? othrwise i wont make it today :(

Anon, tell me something trivial about your lifes.

I am doing lighting for corporate events, and in my spare time, sometimes as well for music bands. but I'm not expirienced enough to earn my life with this jobs, so i do much other shit all around events as well.
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>>745951498
I'm in the eu and I have a big & comfy bed :)
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>>745951121
Yup, Kent in the UK
Sounds like a pretty kewl jerb you got there, what's the 'other shit' you do at these 'events'... Is it sinister?
I'm a projectionist
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>>745952155
The UK isn't in Europe anymore faggot
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it is still on the continent smartass
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>>745951498
that's sweet thing to say, thank you anon :) but you have no idea what an annoying diva i can be. i think, sometimes it's really hard not to hate me for my insecurity which i try to overplay.

>>745952024
you have expierience in massage? my back and my right shoulder hurts ass....

>>745952155
oh shit but i think there is a bridge between coninental europe and britain right? :)
Also, if i dont feel completely well, i start smoking weed every day and then i look and talk like a dead puppet. very unattractive.

i could never hold a relationship for longer than 3 years, and this only one time. normal 6 months. i am 30 yo now. could have kids and a family if i wouldnt be that inscure and doubtful about and get bored of anything.

see you at omegle, language english, anon?
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>>745952575
What? The UK isn't on any continent idiot. How do you live there and not know that?

It's an island. And not the good kind with maitais and topless brown waitresses.
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>>745952155
nah. im building stages, trussing, floors, loading trucks, pulling tons of cables, hanging tissues. all the stupid stuff.
Actually, i got my Bachelor in german litarature, history and scandinavian medieval studies in january, but i'm not enough self confident to claim for a job adequate to the intelligence i proved with this examen. just not confident enough.

and maybe you noticd, my english lacks of correctness. and this with a university degree in language. i must be somehow retarded, in a reall funny way ;)

that's what my mind tells me every day. this is why i load and unload trucks.

as an example.
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>19 replies
>no tits
Fucking newfags...
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>>745953308
I'm still sayin' you look like sweetness :)
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>>745953392
this
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>>745953308
Your English is so hilariously incorrect yet so perfectly understandable I somehow feel you are doing this on purpose.
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>>745950167
you are a such a cute girl ^^ i want to kick you till you die ( in the nice way)
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>>745953392
K K K
K
K

Took my baby away they took her away from me
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>>745953392
your mom's fucking newfags.

anybody joined me on omegle yet?
I'm gonna ask there something 4chan related, and I expect to get an answer recognicable on topic.

>>745953520
thanks. not my fault though :)

>>745953672
i spent some time in egypt over the last four years, i think my english is influenced by the arab way of speaking english. almost as much as it is influenced by my own very swiss roots hehe. and then, fuck it all up and just use the lexems i know they exist.

but it's not really on purpose, actually.

>>745952155
what's this, projectionist?video tech? :D

>>745953143
those kind of islands are soon boring as well. but i think, this also is true for england. i prefer the warmer regions, and for this i go with the mai tai island as well :)
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>>745954107
You mentally ill trap
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>>745954107
lmao kill yourself disgusting freak. also lmao at all these pathetic losers.
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>>745950167
You're cute. How would we spend days together? Where's contact info?

Pic is me
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>>745954477
Have you forgotten where you are?
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>>745954477
It's all sadboys in here.
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>>745950963
>>745951121
>>745951498
>>745953392
>>745954516
Fucking newfags all of you.

No timestamp, OP is some dude pretending to be a female
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>>745954516
hey there :) you look nice!

ok lets try more specific... omegle.com, choose language maori... im waiting there

pic in a not an optimal light and perspective... on purpose :)
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>>745955192
This. I swear most people on /b/ are so gullible
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>>745955248
tits or gtfo
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>>745955248
hahaha what a fucking idiot. some nasty fat dude jacking off to baiting beta boys.
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Fucking whore you know the rules
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Wtf is this thread..
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>>745955283
And is this a problem? It's just chillin'
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>>745955445
Don't call her a whore. She seems like a pretty nice girl.
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got a kik?? pic is me
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>>745950167
Training stupid newfags to treat this ogre
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>>745955607
Dude, fuck you. She doesn't have to show her tits if she doesn't want to, you goddamn perverts.
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>>745955725
Tits or GTFO bitch
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>>745955538
tor the record i am a photogropher and i have lots of hobbies and intrests and wpulf LOVE to hear yours
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>>745955809
sorry for the spelling errors lol! i wrote this in a hurry. got kik?
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>>745955809
I like to masturbate with fat guys.
Come chat.... ;)
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>>745955456
It's a faces of /b/ / feels /fuck you all you titsorgtfo faggots Thread.

Speaking out to real people lurking for real people. quite normal as well. it's ok to be more or less normal. only little into porn and rekt... :)
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>>745955903
your insulting me and expect me to talk to you??
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>>745955908
Well if you live near Kent UK, Maidstone or medway. I can make you some company
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>>745955908
So are you posting tits or GTFO?
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>>745955908
cunt, show tits and timestamp. Fucking whore.
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>>745955858
>this man is literally trying to get chicks from /b/.
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>>745956073
I just want to see you baby... is that ok?.. :)
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>>745955725
>rules
Stupid new fag tits or gtfo
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>>745955908
If these disgusting fucks make you feel uncomfortable, you can always talk to me. I'll listen. Unlike these shitheads, I actually respect women.
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>>745956150
>man
Um.. no. He's really not. Look at that big chubby "neck". Bleurggh
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>>745956253
or you can suck my black knight cock
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>>745956253
while you were busy respecting women I studied the blade
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>>745956250
Fuck you, you goddamn troglodyte. Women deserve compassion and respect, no shouts of "tits or gtfo". If respecting women makes me a newfag, then I'm proud to be a newfag.
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>>745950167
Thought you were my friend for a second. But you don't have cleavage like hers.
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>>745956216
lol! i am a apprentice welder career wise, you want me to take the mask off? give me your kik and i will ;)
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>>745956485
:)
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>>745956434
Nobody cares about you newfag now gtfo
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>>745956433
I've studied the katana for five years. You've got nothing on me.
>>745956428
Nobody is sucking anybody's cock here, you rude asshole.
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>>745956253
Virgin detected
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>>745956524
lol there. can you post your kik now?
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>>745956540
Are you sure you're not sucking dick right now? you seem pretty dick sucky to me
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>>745955908
show dick
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>>745956566
This Virgin is STILL at it?
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>>745956546
That's not a bad thing. I'd rather be a virgin than treat women like sex objects.

Anyway, OP, I'd like to know where you're from. Maybe we actually are close by. :)
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I'm from Switzerland.

Is anybody trying to join me on omegle, language maori? is it not working, or nobody dares to believe to actually meet me there?
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>>745956683
I'll join you, dear. Now, I've never been to Omegle, so how do I find you there?
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>>745956679
Virgin.... Confirmed
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>>745956683
Will you post your tits there? Or here?
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>>745956683
can we chat on kik instead??? there is a video chat feature :)
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>>745956738
I look just like this btw dear
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>>745950167
Where you from?
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>>745956761
I already confirmed it for you here. >>745956679

So, you are all horrible to women AND illiterate.

>>745956816
Awesome! I bet you're a sweet girl to. How do I find you on Omegle?
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Since most of you faggots will not expose your faces on Facebook for our facial recognition software, we utilize AI systems to lure you out.
Newsflash, OP isn't even real.
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>>745956683
Add me on kik, bagmanpt
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>>745956683
Language.... moari? Dafuq?
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>>745950167
Hunter... get off the internet.
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>>745956683
Ur basically my dream girl.
Im eu too.
How should we communicate?
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>>745956738

just connect, choose language maori (for nobody else is there talking maori XD) ... et voila! but i'm trying this for the first time, so i'm not sure if it works....

i have no kik yet, but if not working, i think about open such an account...
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>>745956866
What does this have to do with anything?
>>745957002
OP, don't listen to him. I may be in America, but I'd still love to message you on Omegle <3
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>>745957002
Kik me. I write in maori though. It's a swiss language... :)
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>>745957070
Desperate... Virgin... confirmed
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>>745957057
You gonna show us that dong or what
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>>745957057
Doing it now.
>>745957075
The lady already said that she doesn't have kik. This is why OP should talk to guys who listen.
>>745957146
Better than being a neckbeard like you with no female friends at all.
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>>745957070
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>>745955908
Et sinon, toi, ça va ?
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>>745957223
Apart from my gf who i fuck regularly you mean... sure!
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>>745957257
Are you implying that I'm Mark Zuckerberg?
>>745957057
Are you only on video chat, beautiful? I'm on my mom's computer right now and she doesn't have a camera.
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>>745954516
you still here?

still pressing reconnect every 10 seconds @ omelge... looke bad though.... ?
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>>745957371
>Mommys computer
>Basement
>14 year old Virgin
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>>745957368
You have the love of a woman and yet you're harassing some poor girl on /b/? Goddamn shame.
>>745957395
I am. I'm still trying to get Omegle to work. Are you on video only, darling?
>>745957453
I'm 26, loser, and with my level of intellect it's hard to find a job where employers aren't intimidated by me, despite how nice of a guy I am.
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>>745957371
on video chat, yes. now it connected with somebody... ? :)
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>>745956809
gay retarded farmer
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>>745957515
Not harassing gril
Talking to you dipshit haha
>26 year old virgin
>will hit 30 and still be a cuckfag
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>>745957515
Maybe its not because your intimidating because of your intellect. Maybe its because your a smarmy asshole with the intellect. You can be super intelligent and not be a know it all asshole at the same time.
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Everyone showing their face is a huge fucking fag.

ANONYMOUS. You're supposed to be ANONYMOUS. You show your face, and you are no longer that.

Fuck off to /soc/ jesus christ
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OP what are your interests ?

>>745950167
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>>745957755
confirmed pimpley uggo
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>>745957623
You neckbeards and dwellers keep using that word "cuck", but do you even know what it means or is it just some blanket term that you use while you sit in your fucking basements all day.
>>745957655
Yes, it is. Many employers start to resent me because my intelligence is higher than theirs.
>>745957593
Can you possibly switch to text chat only? I don;t have to see you. I know you're beautiful. I just want to get to know you. ;)
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>>745957223
>Being this desperate
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>>745957755
This
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Trolling aside, you can select languages on omegle how?
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MFW OP isnt even in this thread anymore
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>>745957785
Not pimply, just hermitic, and I own that shit.
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>>745957755
oh nooo, I'm no longer anonymous... XD

does this give you a special feeling i am destroying with my identity? I am SO SORRY!

but i want to chat with a /b/, not with a /soc/
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>>745957796
Um... wait. The 26 year old virgin on mommys computer is attempting to pass judgement? Good luck with that little boy. Gril is not interested in you also... but your superior intellect... and can see she does not reply. Yes?
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hahahhaahhah AHAHAHAHAH these desperate virgin beta white knight fucks actually think they will finally get pussy


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU UGLY FUCKS HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>745957796
Ok well then if it is keeping you from being a job, hide your fucking power level some. You do not have to be mr know everything every second. Just let normies do that shit some and let them learn to rely on you by their own choice not by you saying hey yo im smart listen to me.
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>>745950167
Hello.
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>>745958021
>ugly fuck that talks to women

>ugly fuck that faps to little boys

youre the second one
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>>745957956
are you gonna get your tits out or gtfo?
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>>745957956
What are your interests op
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>>745957057
>>745957057
Beautiful pic, that's all I will say. Keep that one.
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>>745957843
26 year old virgin on mommys computer.
What else could /b/ expect?
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>>745958093
Perfect state your demands
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>>745957956
Show that beautiful face all you want. <3 Fuck the haters.
>>745958019
She doesn't reply because her and I are busy fending you assholes away.
>>745958049
I kept to myself at my last job. It was probably my sense of style that made them realize how much smarter I was. I was polite to everyone.
>>745958113
Agreed.
>>745958136
Better than sexually harassing women.
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>>745958209
It's two days off nigga, thank the guy for sharing but no state your demands fucking faggot ass bitch
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>>745958218
well either way anon good luck with employment. sometimes life just sucks and things do not work. Also i just got your cecil pics white knight hur durrr funny xD
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>>745956073
Your a fat guy on /b/. You would talk to a corpse if you thought you could see her tits.
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>>745950167
hi.
plz email me at [email protected]
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>>745958218
>fending assholes away
You're the only asshole I can see. And such a desperate one at that

>Better than sexually harassing women
As if you'd know what that even looks like. Mr Virgin, almost 30
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>>745958370
lmao netscape
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>>745958286
Shit man, I've been on a drug n alcohol binge for a while. Must of lost a few daze....
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>>745958320
This dude seems cool. At least he's not being disgusting.
>>745958093
Young lady, you don't have to show your breasts. No need to degrade yourself for these goblins.
>>745958372
I have many female friends, dipshit. I know what women look like. How does not being a sexist pig make me an asshole?
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>>745958320
dude screw off im talking to her not you. btw i was afk for 20 mins helping my grandma with groceries did she post her kik yet??
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>>745957767

me like games, board and card games as well as computer games (ATM Binding of Isaac); reading, old books, working with my hands. doing practical philosophy, wonder about the world and life, walking around, riding the bike, 2 - 3 times a year giving myself a drug experience. travelling, learning languages. driving through europe with my car. working, concerts.
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>>745958463
He's a fat desperate uggo like you. Not surprisingly. Yes she does. You should gtfo off of b if you don't know the protocol. I bet you do. And approximately zero of them want to fuck you :)
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>>745958541
Have you no capability of reading through the fuking thread to check?

U lazy dumb ass nigger. U don't deserve shit
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Got dayum ITT we are having an old fashioned beta off! It's threads like these that make me wonder what the fuck I'm still doing on /b

Also pull your fucking tits out you stupid fucking cunt.
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>>745958542
So, you like card games? :)

Are you a big MTG fan? I love MTG. And you shouldn't do drugs. Someone as gorgeous as you doesn't need that shit in her body. ;)
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>>745958542
holy shit you're ugly in full light go back to poor lighting. Also no longer tits, just gtfo
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Tits or gtfo slut
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>>745958542
omg thats awesome girl! we have a LOT in common, i am actually a photogropher, i love travel, and just being in nature! we should talk more on kik :)
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>>745958542
You just want attentions, I wonder why tf you ask for them here
Tits or gtfo
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>>745958660
Some drugs expand the mind, which u need to break away from routine and mainstream. It's not at all being about fucking up the body. Don't think mainstream drugs.
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>>745955908
I like you! You're not only pretty, but smart!
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>>745958660
She needs my dick in her body man.

And so do you
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>>745958463
Min Req to chat with someone ?
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>>745958714
Fuck you, dipshit. You're lucky you have a computer screen to hide behind. I bet in real life women like this would never even give you the time of day. Don't take you hatred of women out on her.
>>745958639
I'm not trying to have sex with this girl, I just want to see if she's as lovely on the inside as she is on the outside.
>>745958786
People shouldn't do drugs. I enjoy my own mind too much to do them.
>>745958810
I'm not gay, so no thank you.
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>>745958869
A/s/l
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>>745958542
You seem like the perfect woman! What is your downside??
And are you Dütschschwizerin or Romande?
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>>745958905
Finger her deep.... then you shall find the answers you seek.

You look gay. All those wizard robes and shit
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>>745958905
You have totally missed the point. It's about expanding the mind. Something you can't comment on if you haven't participated
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>>745958905
I'm actually married faggot, wife doesn't look like some crack head bitch who doesn't know the rules. You're lucky you have a computer screen to hide behind because no one wants to see your fat fucking neckbeard.
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>>745959016
Like expanding your ass also
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You seem cool and aloof. Also I'm a fellow theatre tech. Canadian Stage Manager here.

Add me on kik:

uhavbb
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>>745958905
Lol ur gay haha
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>>745959076
Only when I take a deep fat shit
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>>745959001
Or maybe I'll just be polite and not try to push something like that on her. And that's not me in the pictures, that's the protagonist from my favorite video game.
>>745959016
All drugs do is cloud the mind. I don't want some asshole like the ones here to take advantage of this poor girl while they're in a drug stupor.
>>745959048
Then why emotionally cheat on your wife by asking for some other lady's breasts?
>>745959122
Like I said, not gay. Being polite to women doesn't make you gay.
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>>745958905
did we find eachother or some troll trolling me at omegle?

>>745958954
dütschschwizerin :) i spoke about the downsids right at the beginning.
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>>745959236
Because it's tits or gtfo newfaggot
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>>745959236
im not him but i have a wife right here she would be fine with me asking to see another breasts. Fuck she would look at the too.
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>>745959236
>that's not me
I know. The real you is a fat ugly fuck neckbeard.... duh!
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>>745959236
You have a lot to learn.

U can't teach the un-educated.
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>>745955725
WTF happened to this site?
GO BACK TO REDIT FAGGOT
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>>745958542
Whats your opinion on dying OP you do you fear their the inevitable cessation of sensation or do you find yourself distracted/ fufilled enough to push the thought of your mortality aside
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>>745959236
It's not ask for some breasts, it's fucking tits or gtfo!!
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>>745959445
isnt that the definition of teaching
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>>745959257
No, that was some troll. I'm trying to defend OP here from the sexist insults of these assholes.
>>745959295
No, it's not. She has a right to be here without showing tits.
>>745959335
It's sad that being married to you has made her self-esteem so low that she lets you do that. If I were married to her, I would give her the love and respect she deserves.
>>745959347
I'm not fat, and I don't have a neckbeard. It takes a long time for me to grow facial hair. That's why I usually wear cool hats, so that my babyface isn't so naked.
>>745959445
I don't want to learn from these cretins.
>>745959465
Reddit is just as bad as this place.
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>>745956566
jesus you are ugly put it back on
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>>745959560
>That's why I usually wear cool hats, so that my babyface isn't so naked.
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>>745959560
There's no hope for this guy.

Maybe he'll wisen the fuck up once he gets his dick wet.

>4 years until that big three oh!
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>>745956679
being this hard up over an ugly cumdumpster
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>>745959542
Kek

The Un educated that isn't willing listen or learn. My bad
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>>745959713
Lol maybe he's a well done troll
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>>745956809
You arent supposed to post the pic where you look like a serial killer first.
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>>745959642
I don't look like a 12-year-old, but I do have that hat. It's a more refined look, but I like to wear my overcoat to add a little edge to that class.
>>745959713
It's not about sex for me, it's about love and respect.
>>745959743
This woman is gorgeous. It's easy to make women feel bad from behind a computer screen, you coward.
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>>745959257
So your only downside is that your English is not fine and that you did not get a job that fits your potential?? That's normal :D
Why are you on 4chan at 3:30? (Me, because I'm quite lonely. And maybe because I'm a bit drunk.)

PS: ich ha di nid gfunde im Maori-Chat!
PPS: I laughed out loud at your "Ceci n'est pas a timestamp" pic :D
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>>745959560
just like you have the right not to be a faggot but don't take it
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Tits or gtfo, ugly fat bitch. She bailed to jerk off over spiderman
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>>745959817
I think anon is just genuinely betafag
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>>745959940
Amen
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>>745959560
reddit is just as bad because youre here, obviously
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Suck my balls beta fags
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>>745958542
omg. i like books too!!! we are just so alike emotionally and economically.
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>>745960282
kek you have 2 more years top before your hair fully decides youre a faggot and leaves
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>>745960337
Yes. You both own a vagina
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>>745959868
>I don't look like a 12-year-old, but I do have that hat. It's a more refined look, but I like to wear my overcoat to add a little edge to that class.
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>>745960282
you look like donny wahlberg on meth and alot uglier and less hair and also ugly.
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>>745950167
hoping your tits are one of your redeeming features, lets see em OP, don't disappoint.
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>>745958311
>>745959817
Okay, the jig is up since I'm out of Cecil pics. These two got it. I mean, Cecil, a whiteknight, as I was whiteknighting? And you fuckers still chimped out that hard?

Jesus, there's a lot of new in this thread.
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>>745959868
I bet you thought you'd get me with this fine and tempting piece of bait. I'll admit, it's impressive how subtle the language is, an amateur might fall for this tactic- but not me.

*Teh*

Now enjoy your final breath as I ready my blade, poised for the kill
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>>745960394
and that's a bad thing? you're obviously virgin.

also, plz respond m'lady
>>745958542
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ok i got kik now.

please only contact me if IQ > 120, and you have a decent looks AND BODY. Otherwise our contact won't last long. im not a genius, and I'm not a 10/10 but I'm probably in the top 10%. it made me select my communication partners. maybe not from beginning, but as times steps by... it will happen.

kik name: Schrazia.
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>>745960398
So... you look like a pedo?
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>>745960503
omg. i'm also have an iq of over 120 and also not a genius but also not that bad looking. and also have a decent body with decent communications and also it will happen
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>>745959868
Bad bait
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>>745960503
No tits. Gtfo. Too sexy for you
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>>745960503
sorry if asked before, how old are you?
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>>745960503
I'm out of Cecil pics, so the whiteknighting troll is done. You're not gonna show tits, and I've collected the tard rage of some of the newfaggiest newfags I've seen.

I think we can call it a /thread now. Good game, team.
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>>745960768
Good troll anon. Enjoyed your performance chap 8/8
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>>745960503
I watch Rick and Morty is that is high enough
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>>745960760
my god did you divorce a muslim what is wrong with your face
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>>745960503
With that bitchy attitude, I'm not surprised you're lonely.
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>>745960901
Thank you. Gotta do something to spice up obvious camwhore bait threads.
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>>745960503
>please only contact me if IQ > 120,
>I'm not a 10/10 but I'm probably in the top 10%
Wtf are you stupid or trolling?
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>>745960907
I came on it. Thinking of you anon
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>>745955248
are you a male or a really ygly fat btich?
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>>745960994
He's actually cecil
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>>745960503
breast
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>>745961164
No, I didn't OP the thread. I just recognized that this was going to be a bait thread and taking this lazy troll and doing a troll of my own.
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>>745961242
Gg
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>>745961242
U dun gud
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>>745960503
>call meeeeee

No
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>>745961455
Dude, my whiteknight troll worked. Yours is just desperate now. Cut your losses.
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>>745960926

That's not bitchy, that's realistic. ok, maybe a little bitchy, but still, i dont feel it's totally inappropriate. In the wide world of interwebs, it's my right to say explicitly, whom i want to speak to. in ral world, i dont have this choice most of the time, and thats fine. speaking of this: >>745959884
bitte mäld dich sowieso, wennd luscht häsch mich nöcher könne z lerne. du bisch i de nöchi, und ich hoffe, dass dich die klari asag a die interwebs-4channer nöd abschreckt, ob du dich jetzt agsproche fühlsch oder ned. s internet isch s einte, da i de schwiz, s ächte umfäld, isch öpis anders ;)

ich weiss nöd, das mitem chat funktiniert nöd soo guet. bisch im video chat oder nur text? ha vrher mal in text gwächsled... chume susch wieder uf video chat.

ich ha morn en huufe gescht, h früehner am abig vodka melone gmacht,es glas probiert, denn pennt bis am nüüni, denn agfange bolognaise choche. die choched jetzt sit 5 stund, jetzt chani se de mal abm herd neh und cha beruhigt go schlafe. aber müüed bini glich nani so ganz :)
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>>745960503
tits or gtfo
sage
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>>745961583
So does that pic show your true nature, or immaturity maybe?
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>>745961542
Haha not at all my friend. Where did the welder guy go? He was funny as shit!
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>>745961583
breast breast breast
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>>745961583
Look, you're not a chick, I'm not a whiteknight, you're not gonna show tits, so either commend me for taking your shitty bait thread and turning it into a good bait thread of gtfo.
>>745961804
I don;t think he was for real either. If you know enough about /b/ to go there then you know not to show your face.
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>>745961583
Let's see those fat saggy tits. Before you disappear into obscurity
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>>745950167
So you're Dutch and work at stage and events. So do I!
Did you follow an education in this field or did you just happen to roll into it?
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>>745961583
Halts maul du berghure.
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>>745961945
I know plenty anon. I just do not care :)
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>>745962079
Dude, I already baited this thread with success. Nobody is believing your act anymore. Time to call /thread, buddy.
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>>745961583
I can't explicitly disagree, but not wanting to talk to someone because they're "Not attractive" Is teenage skanks level of bitchy
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Sharpie in pooper plz.
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show your powerful viking tits you strong sexy valkyria cunt
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someone remembers as well
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I can't believe no one has rekt this thread yet. bad /b/astards, no cookies. Tits or gtfo is the law, live with it
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>>745963330
I mean really...
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>>745963359
You have to be firm
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>>745963392
I shouldn't have to do this alone
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>>745963466
After all, this is who is posting most likely..
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>>745953143
Everywhere is part of a continent you twat
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>>745961583
im a pretty fun loveable guy, i love everything in life. would you want to talk to me?
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I would. What's up?
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OP you look cute and honestly bet ya could clean up on chaturbate ^_~ bored.anonz@ g----.com
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>>745963758
dude you're into diapers aren't you?
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>>745963758
i would, and then i would stop quite soon. that's how it almost always happens, and we all know it.
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>>745964056
Yeah. So what?
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>>745950167
Hi. Well if we lived close to each other, I would love to hang out with you. You seem real nice. Anyways, ignore the people here that make mean comments.
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>>745950167
feels bad that your pleasant thread got wrecked
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>>745963466
mustve been some good fuckin music
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>>745964689
>>745955908

it's quite a worthy ending.

Thanks anon!
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>>745964056
NO!! thats weird lol if OP is reading this NO i do not like diapers (its me eugene btw)
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>>745958074

i don't do either virgin
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>>745964093
im not like all the other guys lol im quite an interesting conversation maker actually if you give me a chance :)
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>>745961583
Also,du kommst aus der schweiz? Dann schätz ich mal das du auch Deutsch sprichst?
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I would talk to her, I'm fit, and I'm good with english and I can talk about all sort of things. But nothing good can come out of it... It's sad to me, everytime I think about real and nice girls out there, and how I'm losing so much from life
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normalfag meme
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