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Roll for your fate on the battlefield... 0 your skull is caved

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Roll for your fate on the battlefield...

0 your skull is caved in by a warhammer
1 you are stabbed through the heart with a spear
2 you get beheaded by a longsword
3 you lose the battle and are taken prisoner
4 you lose the battle but escape on river raft
5 you marginally win the battle but take an arrow to the knee
6 you win the battle but lose all of your closest friends and have to bury their bodies
7 you win the battle and celebrate at the nearest tavern with much ale
8 you lead a small force to victory and are promoted
9-10 reroll, the battle continues
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oh ight
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I have a giggah niggah fuck you what if I get dubs?
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>>745941140
>tumblr
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Roll
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>>745941140
>10
Op is on a other plane of existence
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>>745941140
>>745941431
>>745941261
>>745941252
RIP

>>745941238
grats
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>>745941474
oops haha
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>>745941140
Roll
Also deus vult.
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Roll
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>>745941140
roll
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>>745941140
A-ROLL
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>>745941140
rolo
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ReRoll
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>>745941140
I guess we're ROLLING
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>>745941675
no rerolls
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rolling
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roll
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>>745941739
reroll
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Roll
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>>745941779
re-reroll
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>>745941675
oh nvm you rolled 9
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>>745941832
R-R-RIP.
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>>745941140
Deliverance!
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>>745941140
Bring it on!
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Roll
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>>745941140
I'm the inmortal loco!
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roll
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Roll feggios
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>>745942029
reroll
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>>745942069
What the fuck

reroll
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rolling
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>>745942039
Re-roll
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>>745942099
>>745942069
>>745942029
longest battle ever?
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>>745942099
dsakdjs
wtf is this

reroll
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>>745942165
finally holy shit
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>>745942165
at least you won
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Roll
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roll
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Roll
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Charge :DD
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roll
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rolé
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rawlins
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ye bitch promotion #1
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rolé2
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roll
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Oh fuk ye bb
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>>745941140
Roll for narnia
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Dear god.... This is massacre
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role
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>>745941140
Rolls
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R0LLiN
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Roll
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ROLL
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rolll
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What warrior would miss the chance of a beautiful death?
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>>745941140
roll
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rol
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>>745942728
well you didnt die....sooooo
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FOR THE EMPRAH
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roll
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Roll
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Roll
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>>745941140
Roll 4 real
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>>745941140
Let's go boys
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>>745941140
Deus vult!
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>>745941140
Roll
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>>745943119
Reroll then
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>>745941140
Duse Vult!!!
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>>745942872
Yeah, seems that I'll have to wait for my beautiful death
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Roll
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>>745941140
For glory!
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Dubs says I win fuck your mom
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Godspeed, gentlemen.
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>>745941140
DEUS VULT
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>>745941140
rolllin
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Roll
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roll
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>>745941140
Roll
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>>745941140
DEUS VULT
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Rollerino
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>>745941140
Those are much, much more optimistic chances than in reality.

Rolling.
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Let's see
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Roll
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Rollerino
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rolliing
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>>745941140
roll
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rolling
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Roll
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>>745943797
пью эль! )
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>>745943859
reroll
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Star Platinum - za warudo !
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>>745941140
fuck my life in advance
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>>745941140
Rollerino
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>>745944029
For GOD AND THE LORD!
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FOR GLORY!!!
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>>745941140
aight
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>>745941140
lemme get that 7
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I've always been a lucky guy
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>>745944171
where is your god now faggot?
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>>745944229
reroll then
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>>745941140
rolllllll
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Rawl
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>>745941140
WITNESS ME.
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>>745941140
Valhalla!
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>>745944287
Nice. Deus Vult
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>>745941140
Rooooll!!!
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>>745941140
rawling
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>>745944320
For the motherland!
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>>745944300
You've been witnessed alright. Dub zeros is double the hammer smash.
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Rolll
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>>745944273
I'd rather be taken prisoner than have an arrow to the knee, but probably not back in those times
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roll
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>>745944300
we will drink in your honour
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>>745941140
MY FATE IS SET IN STONE!
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>>745941140
roll
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reroll, i got smashed with a warhammer
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Roll
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Rollin
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>>745944541
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>>745941140
roll
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>>745941140
To Valhalla!
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>>745944606
>you win the battle but lose all of your closest friends and have to bury their bodies

I WILL REMEMBER YOU
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roll
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>>745941140
FÜR DEUTSCHLAND!
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blood for the blood god
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roll
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roll
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>>745941140
For my lord rolling
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>>745941140
ok
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>>745941140
GOD WILLS IT!
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rolling
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>>745941140
REROLLING BECAUSE I SURVIVED. GOD WILLS IT!
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>>745941140
For the waaargg
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>>745945070
Kafir.
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DEEEEUUUUUUS
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>>745945121
>>745945070
Guess it's a load of bollocks in the end.
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>>745941140
m'lorde
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>>745941140
end my existence
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>>745941140
sbingus
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Roll
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Keksis the betrayed shall rise in battle
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>>745941140
rell
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rawl
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Let's go
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Reroll
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>>745945319
A hard fought battle but..
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i dont want to die
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>>745945350
Respawn
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>>745941140
Let's go
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>>745945428
Not bad i guess
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Roll
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>>745941140
roll for 8
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name jeff
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>>745945160
>thinking any religion makes any sense at all
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Roll
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>>745941140

sfdgawegagdgwegwdgcdjdtykdhdxfjnd
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>>745945619

Reroll
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>>745945402
RIP trash. This is how it's done.
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niggers tongue my anus
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DEUS VULT
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>>745945511
thinking that you can grasp the wisdom contained in the great religious texts of the world
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>>745941140
roll AAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>745945759
reroll
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>>745945799
holy shit.. reroll again
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>>745941140
>>745941140
reply
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Roll
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roll
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>>745945755
there's nothing to grasp, they were written by human idiots just like you and me
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>>745941140
TO THE DEATH!!!
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Fuck
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>>745945825
After many rerolls, a stray arrow ended your adventuring days.
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Deus vult

Roll
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>>745946010

fuckin rip
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>>745945799
>>745945759

>>745942029
>>745942069
>>745942099

What the actual fuck?
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on to glory
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onward
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>>745941140
Cockass
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forward unto battle
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>>745941140
roll
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Deus vault
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>>745946437
>unto
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>>745941140
Warlord here
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>>745946529
For the sun!
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rollerino
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>>745941140
roll /me/
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>>745941140
Rolly polly
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>>745941140
DEUS VULT, Onwards for the holy land.
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>>745941140

I charge forward, naked, armed with a large flaccid penis that I had previously severed from a horse.
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Roll
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Primo Victoria
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DEUS VULT
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>>745941140
roll for 5
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Roll
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>>745941140
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ROLL
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Give me liberty or give me death
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i am this crab
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>>745941140
rollan
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>>745947294
FOR THE WAAAAHHHHH
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rollin rollin rollin
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rOll
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>>745941140
Lets see son
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roll
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Rolling
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Rolling again
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i expect to die in 5 secs
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>>745941140
Rolinkeololo
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roll
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>>745941140

neat roll thread. roll.
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>>745941140
rolos
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>>745941140
UP IN THIS BITCH.
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>>745948415
Knew it, i download skyrim atm.
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Victory or death!
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>>745941140
Rolle
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>>745941140
>roll
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Roll
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Gods i was strong back tjen!
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>>745948767
kek
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rollm
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>>745941140
Roll
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Rollan
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Roll
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Roll
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Reroll
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>>745941140
I hope death embraces me.
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>>745949409
The battle continues.
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>>745941140
Let's goooo
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>>745949519
The battle continues, I must lead my force to victory! Onwards!!
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Deus vult
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Rollan
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>>745949549
This appears to be quite the challenging battle. We have lost many good comrades in this war, but never fear, I shall be victorious!
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>>745941140
rallo
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>>745941140
r o l l
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roll
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>>745949661
Brothers, I have fallen... Carry my banner and press onwards.. We must never surrender... Deus.. Vult-
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rolllla
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>>745941140
RAWL
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>>745941140
Shiiiiieeeellldd Rooooooolllll
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roll
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>>745948767

Probably broke every rib he had.
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Johnny why the fuck are you taking cover from fire arrows behind a fucking oil barrel
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>>745949867
>>745948767

Probably *SHATTERED* every rib he had...
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>>745941140
Roll
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Rell the Kell
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Roll
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>>745950532
mods?
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>>745941140
rollleling
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I will die with honor! REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>745941140
AGGGHHHH
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>>745941140
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>>745950719
AGHHH
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>>745941140
Roll
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>>745941140
Die
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roll
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Yo
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Roll
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Remember me.
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Give me the hammer
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5
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>>745941140
Roll
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Roll
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>>745951249
Reroll
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>>745941140
Roll
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rollin
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>>745941140
remove the kebab
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to the glory!
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roll
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Rollo
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>>745951459
rerollin
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Roll
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roll
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>>745941140
Rolling for death
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>>745951800
sigh... reroll
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Niggers
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>>745941140
rollerinoino
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>>745941140
rall
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>>745952169
reroll
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>>745941140
Rollin
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Fuck all you guys I'm gonna survive
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>>745941140
roll
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Please roll 1
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>>745951860
hard to hit the nail on the head any more than that
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NEVER SURRENDER!
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Roll
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>>745941140
Roll
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>>745941140
Rolleroni
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roll
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>>745954249
Re-roll
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>>745941140
rollin'''''
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>>745941140
DEUS VULT
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