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>>745919108
so thats why youre here?
>>745919148
I'm not here, I saged. You lose, disgusting homo.
moner boner
>>745919148
>>745919207
not quite sure how this makes me a homo but sure bro
Katy Perry vs Olivia Munn vs Jennifer Lawrence
You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one
The Queen - Kim Kardashian West
>>745919215
Who?
>>745919303
Not this shit again...
>>745919334
moar
>>745919288
You want to be her, not fuck her. You use these threads as a means of socialization rather than masturbation. Stop pretending you're capable of arguing. Literally every straight person is smarter than you.
>>745919292
Fuck
>>745919348
>>745919303
M- JLaw
F- Katy
K- Munn
>>745919391
yum
>>745919444
Is she famous or something?
>>745919530
yes look her up
>>745919507
wrong
>>745919288
>>745919392
okay but when did i ever say i want to be her..? are you confusing me for other katyposters?
>>745919379
Kim Kardashian-West
>>745919530
No, but she's underage, which is why he likes her.
>>745919632
love this tease
>>745919215
Pedophile cuntsmear. Drink bleach.
The queen needs to ride some dick.
>>745919729
>>745919645
Kim got abs
>>745919752
delete this
>>745919729
I um, forgot to attach the picture...
>>745919673
That explains it
>>745919698
She gets me so hard
>>745919638
>>745919752
these shoops are the worst fuck off
>>745919638
>Stop pretending you're capable of arguing.
So you type like a nigger and you have a reading comprehension problem to boot.
>>745919507
Only acceptable answer. End of discussion.
>>745919794
Damn she is hot
>>745919608
See: >>745919826
Then jump off a tall thing.
>>745919809
me too, perfectly thick
>>745919812
>>745919823
and how am i typing like a nigger?
>>745919812
>tfw katy will never keep you in a cage, only bringing you out for her shows
>tfw she will never bring you back after she performs and make you lick the sweat off her body
>tfw she'll never fuck one of her studs on top of the cage and make you look up and catch the sex from it in your mouth
just pack it in, lads. it's over.
>>745919876
So this was in the last thread. Who the fuck is it supposed to be?
>>745919960
oh fuck yes
holy shit that's good
>>745919974
Amber Heard
>>745919923
>>745919958
this was just embarrassing to read
>>745919974
i posted it, its amber heard, johnny depps former fucktoy
>>745919303
Easy
Marry JLaw
Fuck Katy Perry
Kill Olivia Munn
fight me
>>745919923
>refusing to capitalize the first word of a sentence
>i
>..?
The fact that you need it explained to you is proof you're not an actual straight white adult male.
>>745919960
Fuck, I need her to ride my dick
>>745919292
who is that
>>745919974
Amber heard
>>745919958
>>745920068
This has already been covered and decided upon. Fortunately you have the correct answer or the abuse would be dreadful. Lurk more.
>>745919917
Fapping anon?
>>745920113
nothing, but you already knew that. *touches your arm*
>>745920046
>>745920077
okay, you have to be trolling now, i can't believe that you're real. I'm perfectly capable of typing prim and proper, I choose not to because it saves time. I don't see the point in typing like this on the internet.
>>745920206
always for demi
>>745920206
Some lumberjack is gonna come along and chop down those redwood trunks she's using for legs one of these day. Everything about her just seems dwarvish and underdeveloped. Do not want.
>>745920006
>>745920096
>>745920261
>be a nigger
>think being lazy is an excuse for being lazy
>have no excuse for not knowing how either ellipses or question marks work and why they aren't used together
This site is for white people.
>>745920234
>>745920335
fuck i love that milf ass
>>745920098
Iggy Azalea
>>745920398
look at the curve...fuck
>>745920261
>>745920384
who hurt you to make you this way? why am i even being baited
>>745920400
lol now i really like you.
>>745920335
That ass hnnng
>>745920485
Being made white and smarter than you didn't hurt at all. Getting told straight to your face that you're human garbage isn't bait, it's an insult.
>>745920487
>>745920413
>>745920472
The vertical motion of her tits in thisngif is unbelievable. That a first class set of OEM yabbos there lads.
>>745920574
Jlo anon you never fail to get me hard
>>745920485
>>745920568
i'm white too but ok. who would you rather i post if katy is offending you so much?
Thread ranking
JLaw > Katy Perry > Demi > Jlo > Munn
fight me
>>745920625
>>745920751
>>745920664
>i'm white too
You're not. My previous posts have proved this. You may think you're white because of your skin color, but you're not. It never ceases to amaze me how hard it is for trash like you to understand why actual whites don't accept you among their ranks.
>>745920625
>>745920693
Unzips
>>745920508
needs it hard
>>745920641
>>745920664
>>745920797
you didnt answer my question
Who gots more Vonn leaks?
>>745920669
good list
>>745920807
I love those big wall-eyed wonky titties of hers.
>>745920821
been making me fap for so long
>>745920821
How many loads have you blown to her anon
>>745920840
Subhumans aren't entitled to answers.
good morning mates
>>745920821
Mmm I want that pussy as well as her ass
>>745920928
she knows she's fap material
>>745920669
Bad list
>>745919303
Marry Munn Fuck Katy Kill JLaw
>>745920840
>>745920942
i'll keep posting katy then
>>745920932
Thousands probably
>>745920922
>>745920965
>>745920868
Good cock hardening tittys for sure
>>745919608
nice tits
> best olsen
>>745920977
Absolutely
>>745920992
wrong
Oldie but goodie
>>745921118
delet
>>745921109
>>745921118
>>745921039
>>745921176
>>745921046
me too, fuck
>>745921192
did they?
Which celeb would make me a sissy for her?
>>745921259
Love this one. Any more from this set?
>>745921292
of course they did
>>745921192
>>745921292
delete these
>>745921110
those tits yum
>>745921046
>>745921283
Cum for this milf whore
>>745921138
she's still a goodie
>>745921331
>>745921227
>>745921345
im getting there
>>745921365
>>745921313
no they didn't.she only dates white guys
>>745921365
>>745921331
My favorite pair
>>745921397
>>745919063
I forgot how nice her tits are
>>745921391
>>745921480
>>745921445
holy fuck
>>745921445
>>745921505
asking for it
>>745921509
>>745921192
>>745921292
Munnfu stretched by Django?
>>745921304
>>745921304
Too late.
>>745921537
>>745921314
BLACKED
>>745919212
Name ?
That’s one pancake of a tit but I’d love to see more
>>745919175
Played a villian in Iron Man 2?
Wasn't she just a bitch on T.V.?
>>745920949
ello guvna
>>745921613
love for her to grind that on me
>>745921616
they're just friends. My waifu would never do that.
>>745921667
>>745921647
P sure that's jlaw lel
>>745921606
fapfap
>>745921667
top of the morning to ya
>>745921514
goddamn she's hot
>>745921567
Begone with this vapid whore. Just remember what her mother looks like.
>>745921477
No, he's correct.
Whats your list, faggot?
>>745921729
lily a cute and a sexy
>>745921705
>>745921732
you must be from Rhode Ireland
>>745919923
Starting a sentance with the word “and “ is typing nignoglike
>>745921827
spic women are top tier
>>745921827
you know she fucks so good
>>745921828
Nope Im from Manchester, England
i wish an irish girl would whisper in my ear though
>>745921822
love for her to grip those thighs on me
>>745921666
Chekt and I don't remember her from Iron man either. she was on this show called Perfect Couples that was actually really funny but it got axed after one season lul
>>745921822
>>745921797
she's been looking good
>>745921798
>>745921797
she was in a dream i had last night, i was busy with other stuff and i saw her and it seemed like she said something to me but i assumed otherwise and kept doing what i was doing
>>745921613
Fapping
>>745921777
We already covered that and it was decided. Reverse his.
Selena Gomez vs Taylor Swift?
Fuck one kill one
>>745921895
aye lad
>>745921730
Your a good man anon , I don’t watch much tv so I’m not up to date with these celeb chicks but I’ll look her up an fap fap fap away ... may good Kama find you on this glorious day
>>745921732
you got your electric kettle plugged in for a cup a tea? what bong is it where you're at?
>>745921989
and create loads
>>745921936
wew
JLaw> Katy >>>>>>>>>>>>> Munn
>>745921954
Kill Taylor. Selena will be exiting on her own.
>>745921954
marry taylor swift
fuck selena gomez
fuck your rules
>>745922000
18:13pm
nope no tea just the sweet taste of iron bru
>>745921991
yeah no doubt man and thanks for the good wishes ',:^)
>>745922038
Fuck yeah anon
>>745921919
yesssss
>>745922046
correct
>>745921868
>>745921873
>>745921935
>>745921991
TV or no, you'd have to have been in a coma for the last decade not to know who Jennifer Lawrence is. What did you just come back from Amish country? Are you on rumspringa?
>>745922168
want to fuck against that so hard
>>745922063
da fug is iron bru? some kind of scouse related dish? kek
>>745922063
>18:13
>>745922063
>pm
you sure?
>>745922231
you know she fucks and blows the minds of guys half her age
>>745922252
Would not pull out
>>745922202
This guy knows what time it is.
W e w
e
w
>>745922331
never...fucking deep
>>745921771
I thought this was her mother.
>>745922368
>>745921936
no it wasn't, Munn is hotter than JLaw
>>745922046
Munn > Katy > JLaw
>>745919334
she isnt even attractive. fucking hideous honestly
>>745922173
lily such a qt
>>745922368
it's Howdy Doody time
>>745922451
goddamn
>>745922317
It probably takes a long time for a guy to be able to last in her. Poor JLo makes them cum so quick
>>745921046
Cum yet for her today anon?
>>745922408
no, that's her father.
>>745922521
i know i wouldnt, but i still wouldnt want to stop
>>745920992
Agreed, Munn would be the most interesting marriage, Perry is worthless except for sex, jlaw is by far the most annoying and dumb celeb out of the three and I'd end up killing myself or her in a marriage. Anyone who would take jlaw is underage virgin.
>>745922657
love how she shows off how thick she is
if dubs next celebrity posted will die
>>745922691
Shes dating Jew producer that is TWICE her age and now she's shilling for the democrats and saying how she's gonna help track down white supremacist
>>745922598
I would want to work my way up to her holes, first I would have her stand like this and let me fuck he thighs from behind
>>745922536
Very soon,
>>745920472
Goddess
>>745922780
talking about jlaw btw
>>745922731
>>745921936
Virgin detected
>>745922795
oh fuck that would be amazing, slapping and groping that ass
>>745922316
yes 18:25pm
>>745922834
>>745920071
Moar
>>745922780
> corrected
Shes dating JEW producer that is twice her age and now she's shilling for the democrats and saying how she's gonna help track down white supremacist
>>745922474
would do
>>745922863
his point is probably that you dont need to put PM after a 24 hour time because its already obvious
>>745922870
>>745922780
>>745922826
reminder that if you're not a rich Jew, you have to suck Jew dick to get into any kind of hollywood flick or even a crappy low budget tv show.
>>745919334
Somebody needs to roll that back into deeper water before it dies.
On second thought, never mind.
>>745922743
one can only hope
>>745922855
All that thickness jiggling
>>745922780
That’s disappointing to say the least.
>>745922941
Reminder that this thing said she doesn't date white men.
>>745922795
Fuck, how will she respond when one of us wants to fuck her?
>>745922780
She's gone full retard, she went after the senior citizen because men her age find her dull, boring, and immature as hell.
>>745922498
I know man. ughhh
>>745922945
as pretty as she is intelligent
>>745922922
>>745922926
>>745922930
Reminder No one cares
>>745922961
fuck yes, would feel so good
Any Jodie Sweetin fans?
>>745922980
>>745923001
Where as, Olivia Munn, has only (publically at least) dated white Chads. Remember Katy dated this guys for years.
>>745923078
>>745922317
so does this one. fuck
>>745922987
She'd spread her ass and say "see how long you can last"
>>745923090
>>745919812
yfw you notice the guy
>>745923095
who doesnt like funbags mcgee?
>>745921771
I'd fuck the dust off Kris' vagene and bobs
>>745923111
>>745922516
>>745923079
>small group of people have an almost monopoly of the entertainment business and use nepotism to make sure it stays that way
Yeah, thats ok.
>whites vote for the candidate that doesn't' think they should go extinct
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaciiiiists
>>745923147
good question
>>745923178
Thats the saddest, most desperate thing I've ever heard.
>>745923098
gross
Gib me Munnfu
>>745922693
>>745923123
oh fuck that would be amazing, if i lasted long enough i'd have to push inside
Looking to make virgins cum on kik
>>745923217
Politics, might be in the wrong place m8, trying to see nudes and debate hypothetical wife choices
>>745923216
qt nina
>>745923098
The rabbit hole just gets deeper and deeper doesn’t it. When will the madness of white self hate end.
On the plus side that black fag doesn’t look like he’s got a fuck in him to give to her , she probably just fucked him with her strapon.
I’d do the anal thing with all the lady’s in this thread.
>>745923318
perfect fucking tease
>>745921730
>>745921732
Why can't we live in a world where Tay Tay and Lilly make sweet love to eachother while forcing us to be their foot slaves
>>745919063
>>745923123
I'm desperate to find out, might have to rub my dick against her ass first though
>>745921954
Fuck Tayor
Choke Selena with my cock
>>745923275
still- Kris' vag has produced some prime hotness
>>745922922
i know that but i do it anyway
>>745923397
only if they're both wearing pantyhose
>>745923095
I'm a fan of those bolt ons strapped to her chest. A big fan.
>>745923294
dat qt ass. I'd do anything for her
>>745920485
Fucking ignore it - they're either a Taylor Twit or Taylor herself.
wait what'd jlaw do now? that annoying pretentious twat
>>745920755
The day she shows her tits is the day my dick is broken for good.
>>745923294
>>745923471
me2. image limit ;_;
>>745923275
u mad virginboi?
>>745920664
>who would you rather i post
waiting for "tay tay" as a response
>>745923430
>>745923326
We'll some faggot had to post a Katy fake so image limit has been hit but that's ok, I'm about to cum for JLo's fat ass anyway
>>745923502
Is dating an ugly Jew twice her age.
Hates white men
Said the Hurricanes were because the south voted Trump.
Pro tip: The areas hit were all blue areas. She has gone full tard.
>>745923561
damn, not finished with her yet, hopefully a new thread opens soon
>>745923518
think it'll ever happen? fuck I hope so. her ass is top tier as well. she's just perfect imho
>>745923561
Wait anon, I'm not ready. Need one more....
>>745923608
Holy shit did she really? I'm gonna have to look that up... Holy fuck lmao. it seems like the jew rhetoric is really strong in jewwood right now
>>745923608
...Texas... Florida.. blue areas.. nigga what?? Lol
>>745923706
Those states have big blue voting ares. How retarded are you?
>>745923697
Her latest movie flopped. And it was directed by her old Jew bf.
Wonder how she got her role? Wonder why it flopped?
>>745923883
oh she's dating Aronofsky? had no idea. that movie looked good in the trailers but yeah heard it's shit
>>745924039
(((critics))) gave it good reviews
User reviews were really low. Now she says she's taking a break from acting lmao. gotta make time to track down all those white supremacists.
>>745922731
>>745922834
>>745922870
>>745922926
>>745923078
>>745923111
>>745923180
Fuck she's so underrated.
>>745924142
kek. you wouldn't happen to have a link to her saying that white supremacist shit would you? on mobile
>>745919792
post more
>>745924291
her twitter
