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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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is myself an acceptable answer?
myself
Niggers
>>745916965
The world.
There would become a mass of people floating in space. We would force the indians to the core, the niggers to the mantle and the glorious whites would make up the crust.
>>745916965
muslims
>>745916965
oxygen
I'm really torn between niggers, kikes and mosquitoes.
>>745916965
Muslims.
Nobel peace price, here I come.
Religion
>>745916965
Anything right of center political wise
>>745916965
This thread
donald dump
Your mums dick.
>>745917030
^ This
the world
4chan
>>745916965
Feminazis
>>745917079
Everyone like you who thinks anyone with a differing political opinion should be deleted.
>>745916999
The trips takes it
>>745917060
So, delete all parasites, and you've got all your bases covered.
>>745916965
Girugamesh
>>745916965
liberals
>>745916965
niggers
>>745916965
anime
>>745917079
Except the lefter you go the more authoritarian you are.
The left wants to force people to do things.
The right doesn't want to let the government do somethings
Stop being offended.
>>745916965
Canada
muslims
>>745917203
Goddamn, that's good.
My girlfriend
People who believes everything thats said in the internet. They are the fucking worst and should be killed immediately. They are fucking biological waste.
![1506074541082[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7yThIiD.jpg "1506074541082[1].jpg")
Vaginas
>>745917071
this.
most wars don't happen. suppression of science doesn't happen.
historically, w/o religion the "dark ages" wouldn't have happened. math, science, and engineering principles lost wouldn't not have needed to be relearned in the "Renaissance". industrial revolution happens in the 14th century (if not earlier) becomes a multi-planet species by the late 20th century.
>>745917099
Wow someone get this guy a YouTube page!
>>745917436
Except the Jews are behind every major war of the last 400 years.
>>745916965
India
Pineapples
>>745917522
>judaism isn't a religion
The mods
>>745916965
Allot of left wing people. Not because I disagree with the left, I'd probably say I was left leaning it every left leaning person I'd ever met hadn't been an unbearable condescending annoying piece of human garbage. Just an unbearable group of people that should be exterminated.
>>745917436
science is becoming the new religion. There is always infighting and contradiction within the community but if you disagree with what is "currently mainstream" you must be an idiot unless you can prove a theory wrong. in which case they try to pretend the theory was never there to begin with
People with greasy hair.
>>745916965
america.
Sure, we'd miss out on some great movies, but that would be the only thing of value that would be lost if that shithole vanished.
>>745916965
/b/
>>745917436
>dark ages
Religion didn't cause that anymore than "Government". You can't just blindly attack religion like that. All religion is, is a framework of thought and cultural mores, similar to any form of government.
There is nothing wrong with religion or government, the problem is corruption, and the source of that corruption is people, so if you're going to try to delete the source of all war, it's human thought, not any of their specific systems of governance.
I get it right? the counterculture meme is mindlessly simple, but it's false. Religion is just a framework to live by, like any government's laws, it can be corrupted and manipulated, but ultimately it's not the religion or government at fault, it's the people themselves.
>>745916965
Flat earth people.
butthurt twentyfive20's
loud commercials
>>745917436
But if you delete religion it doesn't mean it never existed... It just means suddenly it's gone. So think about it really. Only a few things in our world would change. (No more ISIS but probably still terrorism considering everything up until this point is exaxtly the same)
>>745917055
+1 vote
My cancer diagnosis :-(
>>745917071
This this this
>>745916965
Greed
>>745917655
>Allot
India because we need china to make shit for us but still need to slow down population growth.
Crocs
>>745917436
>most wars don't happen. suppression of science doesn't happen.
That's patently false, and provably so. Science is regularly suppressed when the data would indicate legal liability to the organization collecting the data.
A perfect example is recent evidence that circumcision causes long-term psychological damage in infants. They showed with Brain imaging scans, that not only is the act of circumcision extremely painful and traumatic for the infant, but the effects on the brain linger indefinitely beyond the initial trauma. This data could spur a class action lawsuit if published so it is suppressed by the medical community, just like many many things.
Religion isn't your enemy, or the enemy of truth and free information. Other people are.
>>745916965
Oxygen
Homework!
4chan
>>745917940
Aw, hope your treatment goes well anon
>>745917761
I'm changing my answer.
>>745918017
It's allot... "A lot" refers to a specific section of something. And although arguably that would still make sense in context it isn't what I wanted to say.
>>745916965
diversity
>>745917940
Cmon man... You'll be right.
>>745917940
What thread gave it you?
I hope you get better
>>745916965
Mortality.
I just think it'd be really funny.
>>745918106
.being this stupid
>>745916965
4chan
Niggers, the real answer is niggers
>>745917436
Absolute brainlet answer.
Wars dont happen because of religion but religion happened because we wanted wars.
Technology. We'd live like simple monkeys and the world would be saved.
>>745918187
No you're right I was wrong. I'm not an idiot I just thought I had read it somewhere. An idiot would argue the point.
All fresh water lol
I'd delete cancer.
>>745917079
This.
>>745917071
So this!
>>745918253
Well bye then.
>>745916965
you
>>745918228
Even if you deleted all technology, within a week, I could be smelting iron, within a month, I could be manufacturing lathes, and within a year, a handful of people would control the chain of production of the entire world.
Technology was never the problem.
Everyone with an IQ less than mine.
Pro:
- A world with a population of genius.
- Vast scientific advances
Con:
- No one would be able to put a nail in a wall
- I would be the dumbest person in the world
Anyone saying religion is an idiot. Religion in many ways brings people joy, many charities are religiously founded. Priests offer guidance and counsel to those who need it. Just because you aren't religious doesn't mean you get to just delete religion. Deleting it now wouldn't solve any of the problems it has cause in the past. You'd just fuck over a lot of people who's only comfort is their god.
>>745918075
Get off /b/ and pay attention to your teacher.
niggers
>>745918379
You're unemployed though.
>>745917030
And /thread
>>745916965
This thread
>>745918379
me thinks you're a moron
This fart that's stuck in my insides - ouch!
white people
>>745916965
Religion
>>745916965
Genetic Disease.
ALL genetic disease.
Basically the final solution but in one fell swoop without the politics. Can you imagine?
>>745917079
6/10 b8
>>745916965
the LGBBQTIGAF crowd
>>745916965
The carrot root fly
>>745916965
Self absorbed, privileged, white people
>>745918607
Let's keep at least the L part
>>745916965
the planet
niggers
>>745918656
all niggers who are assume everyone is the same steriotype
>>745917099
Heh heh... Donald DUMP! Heh
>>745916965
Vore
SJWs
>>745918375
..sure
>>745917030
this
>>745917079
but anon
this would shift the center so that more people were right of center again
>>745918379
So you wouldnt delete anything then?
>>745917656
This.
Facts.
Science.
Literally.
I can't even.
>>745916965
Leftists
>>745916965
I'm almost positive that deleting all Hominidae would extend the life of the planet and its ecosystems by millions of years.
I would imagine within half a million years or so, the big cats would be the dominant races on the planet.
>>745916965
any kind of fundamentalist, especially the white ones.
>>745917940
Too many Andy Sixx threads? What kind of cancer?
>>745918046
What about babies getting vaccines? They cry for hours afterward..
>>745918781
Peasants in afphanistan hammer ak-47s out of sheet metal, bruh. Deleting technology would advance evolution dramatically for about a year, but by then we would have built it back up. You might as well say delete the human mind, because otherwise we'll keep creating weapons and tools.
>>745918855
Imagine if the dominant species happened to be tapeworms?
>>745918375
10/10
>>745918977
That's something else entirely. I can only speak accurately of what I'm aware of. MRI scans of infants who are circumcised show adverse effects in the areas of the brain that affect reasoning and emotion. The experience is simply too overwhelming for their infant mind, and the effect of the trauma is permanent.
>>745918984
Yeah but you
YOU finding iron ore and knowing how to smelt it
And YOU knowing exactly how to build a lathe and a power supply
Like I said, sure
>>745916965
When people go nom nom.
>>745918046
Agreed, if you ask one to prove something and they say "we know X is true because Y person..." you know they don't understand science is all about observable truths
>>745919095
A degenerate species can never become dominant, because by the nature of their existence they are dependent creatures. It would have to be an apex predator. A tuna fish would have a better chance than a tapeworm, and it doesn't have a chance.
>>745919282
I'm not asking for logic I'm asking you to imagine
>>745919321
But it's impossible. I can imagine a cartoonish scenario with giant tapeworms wearing business suits walking around with invisible hands holding coffee mugs, but that's just comic fantasy.
>>745919282
Also why do people say tuna fish?
Tuna is tuna, no one says Tiger cat or Phoedo man or Wombat marsupial
>>745919406
Imagine a cat with a buttplug instead
>>745918785
Egyptians didn't enslave anyone. Pyramids were built by workers and they were paid.
>>745919416
In Mexico, tuna is also the fruit of a plant. You might know it as a prickly pear.
>>745919496
Dind't you watch Stargate?
Spacecoons
>>745919522
Prickly pear is my scrotum
>>745919416
>Also why do people say tuna fish?
Because we're not retarded
>>745919416
to differentiate from the different types of tunas.
>>745916965
Japanese porn censorship
>>745917246
Actually, real left/liberal(free) people only want to force people not to be assholes to eachother, the only rule that exists.
If what you said was true, why do 'right people' get bothered by trans/gays? Also, so called 'small government lovers' seem to love their indoctrination center schools/prisons more on average
>>745919622
Are you sure?
ZA WARUDO!
>>745919205
You know, dude, I realize it's hard to believe, but some people actually understand all that technology and it's not just some evil voodoo blackmagic mystery box, but a machine with specific parts, functions, and processes that can be created, remade, repaired, or destroyed.
>>745916965
am i allowed to delete the world itself?
The Jews and all their slaves.
>>745919857
Yeah but if you lose technology then the patents and schematics go with them
>>745916965
Wite bois. yall need to jus kill yo selfs
>>745917522
>thirty years war
>war of the league of Augsburg
>seven years war
>war of spanish succession
>great turkish war
>war of austrian succession
>franco-prussian war
just to name a few, how do jews have something to do with these?
>>745919919
>>745919857
And you're still not saying that YOU'RE capable of knowing how to do said processes
>>745919919
Well, that's not fair. But it wouldn't matter, there are people that actually made those and they can make more.
My point is that technology was never the source of any of our problems. They're just tools, like a toilet. Clothes, wallets, plates, spoons, forks, knives, stoves, cars, phones, tvs, toilet paper, soap, and antibiotics are all typs of technology.
We'll create more.
>>745916965
pedophilia laws
>>745916965
Religion
>>745920092
>they
>we
You said you can do it but your arguements arent about you they're just hyperbole about shite
I'm not saying humanity won't recover you nonce I'm calling you out on your ability to manufacture
>>745919996
I can build a generator out of scrap metal, dude. It just takes time and effort and an understanding of how things work. believe me, making technology and recorded data disappear isn't going to end technology. It'll just thin the herd out while the creators rebuild, and those creators will have a dramatic advantage over all other humans on the planet.
I'm guessing you're not one of them, since you resist the idea so strongly, but they exist, and they would win.
>>745920264
Get a grip on reality, fool, I'm not saying I would personally single-handedly rebuild civilization. But I would damn sure be rebuilding, and putting down feral dogs like nobody's business.
>>745916965
I gave this a lot of thought. I would delete hatred.
>>745920291
Run me through on how you will manufacture a generator and a lathe
Alsp draw a picture of simba being bummed by a twinkie in red crayon
>>745917436
for the record, western society couldn't have formed without christianity, for example, capitalsm stemmed from the protestant work ethic, i stopped being a religion hating edgy kid when i understood that
>>745916965
Non-whites
>>745916965
Jews
The union
>>745917099
yeah
>>745919745
We're going to force you to be free and think the way we do!
Liberal logic.
>>745920474
Hatred is an important emotion. We wouldn't have it if we didn't need it. Hate exists because it deserves to exist. It has a place in our emotional reality that could not be adequately filled by other emotions.
For example, someone mocking and antagonizing you for their amusement. Someone hurting someone you love, actively. There are many examples. Hate has its place
>>745920570
A generator is nothing more than an electric wire moving through a magnetic field. Anybody can create a generator.
And a lathe is nothing more than a spinning holder of wood. Anything that securely holds wood and spins it would be a lathe. Again, it's such an easy concept a child could design one.
I wanna say my ex, but let's just say vegans (Also people who aren't quite vegan but think they should be) and SJW's then the world is set for the next scientific/technological revolution also I get rid of my ex in the process as well.
>>745916965
Female restrooms.
>>745916965
Other humans
>>745920792
>s
In hindsight, deleting any sort of extremist will be the ultimate solution
>>745920752
>important concept
You can still be angry and just. But there is no need for hate.
>>745920570
Right after you go get me a beef Quesadilla from the mexican place up the street.
Oh and don't forget technology includes your stoves, fireplaces, cutlery, and pots and pans, so if you don't think people will be rebuilding within a few seconds of their shit disappearing, then you just don't know people.
We're not suddenly going to turn into chimps, but it would instantly kick off a scarcity war all over the world, as crops died in the fields, trucks stopped delivering food to the impossible to sustain cities we live in.
You would just destroy all cities on the planet. They would become ravaged warzones.
>>745919496
Paid in whip lashes.
Those yogurt lids where the edge rips off from the main part and stays attached to the rim of the container.
>>745917267
Eddie murphy makes the irony of your post perfect
jews
>>745917039
I don't think thats how it works...
All non-white males. This also eliminates the problems with femnazis and cunts, as women have to prove their worth to men (in order to get a man).
The letter "e"
>>745920908
Where's my fucking crayon drawing
Jews
Myself
>>745921052
Where's my beef Quesadilla?
>>745917936
Fuck off back to imgur faggot
Cancer
>>745916965
mosquitos.
Strong nuclear force. Sweet Void, here I come
The ancient history of mesopotamia
oxygen
>>745921026
Why not just cut to the chase and say "all non-whites"? You know the females carry the same traits.
>>745917436
>w/o religion the "dark ages" wouldn't have happened
You obviously don't know shit about history and the fall of the roman empire.
>>745916965
Around 3 billion people in general and the 13 on my list in particular
>>745917940
Sorry for making all these shitty threads.
>>745918385
you are right
deleting it immediately would bring great problems to the society
however helping society to move BEYOND religion and dogmas it carries you'd get a quite better society
worst stuff made by religion aren't a fault to religion but the people who use it as a tool/cover
but there's quite a lot of stuff religion takes fault for that's on psychopathic levels of bad
>>745916965
whites
>>745921102
What makes you think I'm Mexican?
people who came from africa
>>745919321
>>745919095
>>745916965
weakness
Edges.
niggers, jews, muslims, asians, spicks and all other non-white people
>>745921589
I don't think you're Mexican. A Mexican wouldn't be degenerate enough to ask for a cartoon sketch of simba with a twinkie.
>>745921649
Much Thank
Depression
>>745916965
okok, I got one, guys... guys! listen!
Delete all body hair
>>745918785
egyptians didn't enslave jews
there is literally no evidence for that except from torah and bible
you seriously think pyramids could be made by stupid slaves and not professional masons and builders?
oh, but you know who did have slaves and was black-ish?
jews
>>745919857
>>745919919
Oh, lost the scroll that told me how long I needed to temper the nails. Guess I need to waste time and energy to figure out how long it needed to sit in the water again before it cracks.
What's that? Write it down again? Hah, no way? An idiot could figure this out if he tried!
>>745921713
You think highly of Hispanics
Then why use Mexican slurrs and
stereotypes then?
Unless you're full of bullshit and contradictions
You don't even have fucking crayons do you?
>>745921886
I just wanted a beef quesadilla, damn, why do you have to turn it into a race war? I JUST LIKE QUESADILLAS, OK?
>>745921977
Not even the shitty crayons from resttaunts?
>>745921841
You seem confused in your ideology. So sad.
>>745921841
For fuck sake has NOBODY seen stargate?
SPACECHIMPS
>>745922121
>So sad.
trying to trump.
failing.
>>745920752
we wouldn't have it if we didn't need it
you don't understand evolution
we have it because we have it
our ancestor maybe need it, maybe they didn't
we don't need it anymore, just like we don't need appendix, or pubic/armpit hair
yes it can be useful, but not neccesary
>>745916965
Anything from the world? I'll go edgy and say 'water' Effectively immediately I'd get rid of all of the world's oceans, lakes and rivers. Humanity could probably survive for a few months but the numbers would diminish rapidly.
>>745916965
this thread
>>745922092
n-no....
>>745922556
/thred
Does anyone here like Madonna?
>>745921618
we all came from africa ya dingus
>>745916965
memories that make you feel bad
>>745922256
Wrong again, trump would skip the "so".
>>745917071
this
no more goat fuckers, no more amerifats, no more street shitters
Leslie
>>745922476
Or, we could start juicing the elderly, the infirm, the poor, the talentless, plants, trees, animals. Probably start chemically synthesizing water for the extremely rich.
The world population would probably stabilize at 2 million in one continent and never be allowed to expand again unless there was a breakthrough in nuclear physics. Which might be possible, now that there would be a greater ratio of some million people on the planet that could afford all kinds of luxuries outside of a caste system. Such as education, water, food, and energy not being wasted on whole countries- as well as less energy needed to waste on other things.
>>745922476
What about swamps, clouds or ground water? The human body is also mostly made out of water.
>>745922476
What about the rest of it? We'd just melt the poles and be back in water. Or at least those who could afford it. You would just wipe out most life on the planet, with that move.
>>745922900
Well, anon due to a vagueness in his wish just terminated all life on Earth in a heartbeat.
Great, just great.
4chan or porn.
Imagine the productivity that would happen
>>745923009
deleting something doesn't mean it can't be recreated. 4chan's backup server would come up with that "cloudfire offline" shit, and be down until they could put up another server.
And porn? shit, there would be new OC before the end of the first day.
>>745922991
Ice is water you doofus
>>745922900
>>745923007
They did specifically say oceans, lakes, and rivers. But that would probably fuck with the hydrosphere so much that massive drought and complete destruction of large tracts of fertile/verdant land would occur.
>>745922991
>melt the poles
How would we get there to melt the poles real good, if there was no water to float boats on? Wait. If there was no ocean, there would be a very different kind of albedo effect. And the massive amounts of permafrost and icebergs not currently in the hydrosphere
>stuck on land
would probably never melt on their own as fast as we'd expect them to. In fact, the Earth might get colder. Much colder. And all those dead sea creatures at the bottom of the sea floor would be rotting to all hell.
Oh wow. Nevermind, some really fucked up and interesting shit might happen.
>>745923198
He said the water in all the oceans lakes and rivers. The poles aren't oceans, lakes, or rivers. They're like gigantic glaciers of ice. Also, most of the freshwater we get isn't from the ocean, it's from underground.
>>745923247
In reality, if the oceans disappeared, there would be such a gargantuan and unprecedented tectonic activity that it would probably literally reshape the surface of the planet in a catastrophic way. Like, end of times shit, lakes of fire and magnitude 9-10 earthquakes shaking the planet apart.
Niggers. All of them and all who haved fucked them.
>>745923402
>and all who haved fucked them.
Now THAT's good thinking!
cuck gun laws
>>745923398
Bring on the fiery poops from beneath the trenches.
>>745923286
>>745923247
I assumed he would say only water, since he used quotation marks in the word, if it could be specified later that he meant rivers and oceans then it wouldn't be so drastic, it would be a nightmare, but a slow one.
Your awful thread
>>745916965
Islam
>>745923537
Ohhh, I get it. He said "water" in quotes. So that's his vague wish.
Yes, well, that would end instantly as every living thing on the planet is vaporized
>>745923537
While we're at it, let's just nuke each other.
>>745921841
>>745919496
The blacks were paid with food, water, and shelter for picking cotton, you think that delicate work could be done by clumsy blacks, no they were professionals and paid like them. You know who enslaved people in Africa and are black?
Africans
>>745916965
Social media
>>745916965
The internet
>>745923663
Global thermonuclear war would be a godsend if the only alternative was losing all the water on the planet. Fuck fallout, it'll clear up. Where the fuck would we get another 350 million cubic miles of water to support the planet's ecosystems?
>>745919891
+1 vote
>>745920614
+1 vote
delete the kikes
>>745921019
+1 vote
delete the jews
poverty.
every other answer is fucking retarded
>>745923661
Yeah, that's what went through my mind, him saying water and as soon as the sound of the word is done, everyone and every living thing in the planet becomes a dried husk, as the planet turns a brown spec of dirt in the vastness of space.
I for one, welcome our new silicone based overlords.
>>745923009
You would destroy society.
http://www.hawaii.edu/PCSS/biblio/articles/1961to1999/1999-effects-of-pornography.html
>>745923889
How the hell would you delete poverty? That's like saying you'll delete darkness, or that you'll delete death.
>>745916965
guns
>>745919095
ever watched stargate?
>>745916965
moss
>>745923936
>several million years ago
>martians find a magic lamp
>martian nigger wishes all the water was gone
>>745924067
Are you the guy that keeps asking? I watched the movie, but not the series. Why?
>>745916965
the world
>>745923663
As dumb as it may sound, we could ignite all the hydrogen we have and make water the more explosive and interesting way.
That would be an odd future.
>Welcome home anon, would you like a glass of water?
>*Places glass in machine*
>*Blow torch sound*
>Here you go honey, it's a little warm, be careful
>>745923936
>him saying water and as soon as the sound of the word is done
That's an evil genie
>>745924111
And it would be a very lonely genie after that
>>745924025
>tfw competent archer
>>745916965
loneliness
>>745917940
Be well anon.
Wie stand with you
Hmm, it's a tie between gays and muslims BUT then again a worl with far far less crime sounds quite nice to lets say it's between fags, muslims and blacks
>>745924183
A world in which the homeless will put their mouth on your muffler to drink the delicious, scalding hot vapors.
>>745924025
fag
>>745924111
>It's almost like the planet had water at one point, but it seems to have disappeared. Wonder why?
The genie just smiled as the Martian realized what a fucking mistake he made
>>745916965
I'd close facebook
nonwhites
>>745919745
so is that why if I make a lot of money the government FORCES me to give them a big chunk of my income and I can't go shooting with my friends so long as they're not assholes about it? Thats why society is degenerating and why every third world city in the country has been run by leftists for over 60 years?
>>745924184
At least he didn't end up a raisin
>>745924596
can the mixed stay? Like I mean white asians, white beans?
System32/
>>745916965
oxygen
>>745924323
That sounds like something out of a book, imagine if People that went to your school came and their lips were all dried and charred... Cold water would be a commodity
>>745916965
Ignorance
>>745924712
Hispanics are considered white, but not asians.
Water
>>745916965
Death.
Imagine all the people going crazy after some centuries. You cant even kill yourself
>>745924823
>get out of here burn lips
I guess refrigeration technology would receive a lot of love and attention in that world, just so the privileged could instantly cool their newly formed water. That would also probably mean that said technology would branch out in all other avenues of life just to make a quick buck.
Like Fallout, but instead of vacuum tubes and nuclear magic, fridges and ice cubes.
>>745924115
first time i asked that question, but it|s basically a civilization of glorified tapeworms
>>745916965
All dogmas
>>745917205
Nice try, you can't delete yourself.
>>745925180
>after some centuries
Within a decade, it would be an unrecognizable dystopian apocalyptic scenario where literally every single animal on the planet is suffering starvation and unconscious from lack of nutrition.
Think about it. plants are all alive, and if they can't die, you can't process their nutrients. Same goes for every other plant and animal on the planet. Plants would thrive and never die until all recources were used up, locked in organisms that can never relase them into the environment again. All the bacteria would never die, all the viruses, diseases, would be immortal.
think about it. It would be hellish
>>745916965
israel
>>745925436
Well if I can't die, I can at least slice my brain into small enough bits until consciousness ceases to be. The the tissues will just exist indefinitely, and I will be free of the burden that is awareness.
Every year that begins two thousand.
>>745916965
All humans
>>745917432
Kill yourself
>>745919462
I kinda turned on tho
>>745926006
Start by deleting yourself then. Try a shotgun.
>>745916965
Religions
>>745921021
KEKEKEEK
>>745916965
All other males and their frozen sperms
Death by snu snu!
Death and unconsciousness... but keep the pain, hunger, weakness that comes from starving, etc
>>745916984
HAHAHA U FAGGT
>>745916965
/b/
>>745927311
That's a very kind way for you to kill us all, thank you kind anon!
