Seriously though, what do I say? This good?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Seriously though, what do I say? This good?
>>745916647
Sorry I can't talk, I need to charge my phone.
>>745916800
Checked
Kek
>>745916800
Fuck off its charging now
>>745916647
You're adopted
>>745916647
Daddy wants to see how your tits have grown.
>>745916882
Will this work? Almost sounds like I'm disowning her
>>745916647
Seek help. Both of you degenerates.
>>745916647
Op here. I'm going to do it and you aren't helping
Do not call her sweetheart out of the gate. Learn to be coy for crissakes
>>745916800
GET TO THE CHARGER
>>745917269
How bout this?
>>745917373
??????
>>745917373
what's the matter Hannah? I'm your Daddy, you can tell me everything!
>>745917832
I did this
Holy shit i might get laid if I stay in the pocket. What do I say to this?
>>745918413
go in the bathroom & lock the door. send my a titty pic
>>745918413
Dude you KNOW what she wants and what to do
>>745918519
Please, OP is clearly not chad enough to do this. He seams kinda beta
>>745918413
Ya sure it ain't a bot?
Good to see OP has found a charger
>>745918413
Bot
>>745918875
She's not attractive enough to be a bot. I do a background check on everybody. She's clear.
I'm 5'9, 6.25 inch wrists, skinny, with a 7.5 inch cock.
>>745919011
>6.25 inch wrists
>>745919011
>6.25 inch wrists
i...i don't
waht
>>745918413
(just a question to OP)
you never had a daddy roleplay irl?
>>745919011
>6.25 inch wrists
Quit skipping wrist day manlet
>>745918413
Tell her to come over to daddy's house and she can wear whatever she likes.
>>745919259
Nope. Only have had sex once and I'm 23
>>745919011
>6.25 inch wrists
I can't anymore
>>745919011
>nigger measures his wrists
Well this thread is getting derailed.
>>745919333
do as trips commands
>>745919347
never had a daddy fetish either?
because it's pretty easy tbh
>>745919333
Wincar
whats the name of this app?
>>745920366
I think it's bumbler
>>745919333
I'm too beta. I'd much rather go to her place tbh
>>745920591
>>745916647
How many times you gonna repost the stupid ass thread
>>745920646
SEND
>>745920646
Send it!
>>745920734
>>745920791
>>745920591
I can't. My parents place is off limits. Have to go to her place, rechange in plans
>>745920830
You dumbass offer to get a nice hotel room where the both of you can do whatever you want
>>745920830
Stall then. Talk to her about your amazing wrists.
>>745920984
>>745920830
"daddy's curretly having a buisness meeting at *insert hotel here*. You could come over and wear anything you want there!"
>>745920646
I did it
>>745917289
>>745922028
>where
>>745922028
This thread isn't even close to over yet and it's already golden. Some better screencap this shit when it's done.
>>745922028
You are so fucking retarded
>>745922028
op... i think this is nearest point to sex you will go for the next 5-50 years (u seem a litte bit beta)
so, please, don't fuck this up
>>745922028
Wear*
>>745922579
Should I correct or leave it blank hoping she doesn't notice?
>>745922634
Correct that shit.
>>745922634
Leave it, you'll look bad, it'll ruin the flow
Bookmarking for keks
>>745922687
This
>>745922350
cheese
>>745922687
Leave it don't be the beta who seems like he has enough free time to correct his spelling
Leave it and if she comments on it then tell her daddy doesnt like her having a big mouth like that
>>745916647
Put me in the screen cap
>>745922806
Watch yourself, traveler, khajiit does not play these games!
>>745922786
what you posted is not cheese.. it is an abomination
>>745922028
>>745922028
>where
SOILED IT
>>745922028
tell her you want to wear her pussy on your massive donger.
Shit's going places
This chick is fucked in her no dick getting head, keep catering to the mental illness and you're in the money
P.s never make her feel insecure about it i.e make fun of her kink
>>745922028
now send a dick pic, obviously
She hasn't responded. I didn't respond for awhile either
>>745923425
Dammit OP. Why make a thread that nothing's gonna happen of. You should've just done it from the start.
So what can I say to make her respond again? How can we get her attention?
>>745923863
If she's truly a little, then she'll respond.
>>745923863
Send dick pic
>>745923863
We just have to hope.
>>745924045
Get nudes anon ffs
>>745924045
That's when you hit her with the dick pic and say that you're not wearing anything
>>745924045
Tell her "You have to use a towel if you want to sit on the sofa, I can't afford to have shit stains on it."
>>745924045
As long as you don't mind me staring
>>745924045
Of cause not baby, what ever makes you comfortable
>>745924045
I'd love to see a preview of that! send over a titty pic & I'll show you what I've got.
>>745924239
>Of cause
You sound like a sand nigger.
Be a good girl & clean that pussy before you come over.
You can wear a smile and my cum all over your face.
This good?
>>745924045
How about you show me what you're going to wear, and I'll show you what I'm going to wear?
"You know we have to wear clothes around the housee hannh, if you don't daddy is gonna have to spank you till you cum"
>>745924604
That's perfect !
>>745924420
I fucked it i know....
>>745924646
4646
2 hours of this thread & we are at like 5 messages. wtf pick up the pace
>>745924604
no, that's practically just repeating what you've already said.
>>745924604
Send it
>>745924604
pic related
>>745924804
kek
>>745924604
"As long as you please daddy you can do whatever you'd like.."
>>745924604
"You can get naked, but if you get naked there will probably be spanks"
>>745924604
no. be more fucking forceful. she wants you to be in control
>>745924604
Girl, I want to see that body. give me a peek now.
>>745925062
better.
>>745925062
that's better, send that shit
>>745919011
>6.25 inch wrists
a meme is born
First rule, getting laid is a byproduct of you being a boss
Stop giving so many fucka, if you get laid, u get laid, have and remember you're a sezy loveable beast
>>745919011
>6.25 inch wrists
fuck I'm dying
someone screencap this
>>745924205
>top kek
>>745925212
Include me in the screenshot please
>>745925470
fuck outta here normie
>>745925062
send it already
>>745925062
If that works then she's a whore.
>>745925666
satan calls it
>>745916647
op what app is that ??
Fuck off
>>745925062
waiting for OP to deliver
>>745925700
not OP, it's bumble. like tinder but the girls have to message you first. and they only have 24 hour before your match expires
>>745925062
Okay, you need to treat her like a child. You don't wanna just say, "you gotta please Daddy," instead say something like, "As long as you follow Daddy's rules, you can wear whatever you want."
get me and my 6.25 inch wrists in the screencap
>>745925753
HE POSTED IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>745925753
thats quite a small bulge my son. you trap on the side?
This is fucking retarded.
>>745925782
Deliver what?
Just ask for tits and share
>>745925943
DON'T FUCKING SEND THAT. FUCKING MORON
>>745925943
WEAR
>>745925943
Don't you do it faggot. You are gon fuck it up. Leave it alone
>>745925943
wear* you retard
>>745925943
DONT, NEVER DOUBLE TEXT. God damn you're autistic
>>745925943
DONT NIGGER. LEAVE IT
What you already wanted to say seemed good assuming your in a sexual relationship.
The fuck i might get laid for the first time in 3 years. Problem is I have a humiliation fetish, idk if she'd by the "daddy" thing IRL
>>745918413
send her tentacle porn
>>745926141
op is she like 40 years old or something
>>745926141
I want you to show me your tits right now
>>745926141
tell her to come to you
it`s time anon
>>745926141
Show daddy how you'll please him.
Yep, whore confirmed. Just get it in, nigger
legit as fuck, not fake at all.
>>745926141
Dont be a little bitch and be her daddy.
>>745926141
ask for full frontal first before you get tied up orbiting a landwhale
>>745926141
Come over then, right now.
What you were planning on saying was good assuming its a sexual relationship.
Darling, I'm sitting here looking at your nude photos from when you were a baby.
>>745926141
now be forceful & get her to send over a titty pic
>>745926342
Nah dude, that fucking sucks.
what's happening OP?
Did you die?
You take forever to keep us posted.
>>745926191
No she's a 21 year old college student
>>745926847
I don't know what to say to her
>>745926900
We've given you suggestions?
Why would you ask for our assistance if you're not going to take the help?
>>745926900
Bring her to your house and fuck her
>>745924045
"So I don't want to wear anything if I don't want to?"
Clearly the cunt didn't want to learn to spell.
>>745926141
You'll do anything Daddy wants? Tell me how you'll please me.
>>745926900
you just fucking bring her to your house ffs
>>745926999
Certainly another student into "liberal arts"
>>745926900
"better hurry up, it's getting past your bedtime"
>>745926900
tell her to go to your house
she's pretty much already asked you to have sex with her
Shit on my dick.
Then sit on my dick.
>this thread
GET A NOOD OUT OF HER OP
>>745927072
This!
>>745926900
tell her to show you whats her cunt looks like
>>745927081
Kek. Or a nigger
>>745927072
No, you need to be the one taking the lead, don't do this "so what would you do? ;)" crap in the start
>>745927308
Alpha advice, this slag is looking for commands not requests
>>745919011
> tfw when my wrist is only 5 inches
>>745916647
Tell her you want to piss up her ass, then she can shit on your chest and then switch it up big nigger muscles style and hold you up in the air to reverse 69 until she's ready for some laxatives for round two.
Round two involves a fire extinguisher
Straight up OP.
Tell her to show you her tits
>>745927374
Pfft you couldn't lift a coke!
Chinese boi
>>745919011
shit anon you've got 8 year old girls wrists
>>745926900
ask her what her favorite position is
Tell her to come over if she's down to fuck
OP bailed out, fucking fag
Get some nudes, faggot
Say...
Okay enough of this, are you gonna show Daddy your tits or not?
What app is this?
>>745927727
bumble
>>745916647
wtf app is this anyways??? Is this Tinder or something else?
Damn it, I haven't texted back and now she's double texting. I can't fuck her today, not when my parents are home. Only tomorrow
>>745927809
>>745927374
femanon detected
>>745927809
Then just sext her, exchange nudes and keep it hot, don't send dick pics though, make her beg for it and tease her
>>745927809
ASK FOR SOME NUDES YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>745927826
Tell her to send some pics of what she'll wear at your house or something, just get some fucking pics you faggot my curiosity must be sated
>>745927826
sharpie in pooper
>>745927826
Good, daddy wants his babygirl to be obedient, otherwise I'll have to punish you,,
>>745927826
Show me your tits honey, prove to me you'll do anything for me.
>>745927893
this OP
if you dont post nudes you're a faggot
>>745927826
You know would really please daddy?
To see your body out of those clothes.
or something like that atleast
>>745927826
whats app is that?
>>745927826
You fucking moron. Keep it sexy. Sexy god damn it. Try to get her to send nudes. Don't leave her hanging like that you cuck
>>745927993
I'm trying to figure that out too
>>745927809
tell her you are busy today (that will make her want you more) but set up something for tomorrow. & get nudes from her.
& don't you have money for a fucking motel? or a car to fuck in?
>>745927976
Show daddy how you're penis has grown, Darling
>>745927826
Tell her daddy is busy with his studies and doesn't have much time to chat, but can pick up his little baby later
Start sealing this shit, she loves the power and right now it is even, keep yapping like a bitch texting her girlfriends and you'll be chuckd and cuckd
Take some fucking initiative, metephorically walk up and kiss her, no more words type deal
>>745927826
why isn't your phone charging? been hours
>>745928097
Anon with a point here
"Send daddy a picture of yourself from the front"
You better watch out what you are getting into before you go to meet a ham planet withouth knowing and regretting it later
>I wated for you, daddy *licks cheetos out of her massive orange finger**
>>745927826
CHARGE YOUR PHONE
Daddy wants to see what's in your diapers. Did you make a big mess you naughty little slut?
>>745928049
Bumble
Holy fuck OP is incompetent at even asserting himself.
Abandon thread. This is going nowhere.
>>745927826
Show Daddy what you're wearing so I can tell you how to cool down. (Softly softly catchy monkey)
>>745928211
Might be a little extreme, most ddlg freaks do not actually have a DL fetish, although I do. It'd be hot to get a pic of that op
>>745924625
this.
>>745928265
FAGGOT ASK FOR NUDES FIRST WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>745928265
Send that, then say daddy wants some pics to hold him over. Guaranteed to work on this weirdo
>>745928265
God no, please just don't do that.
"Hi this is Daddy Inc, We're busy today but we do have an appointment open tomorrow?"
>>745928265
NO NO NO, YOU CUCK. YOU DO THAT, AND YOU'LL MAKE HER THINK YOU'RE NOT EVEN INTO IT.
Get her to send you shit now.
>>745928265
Holy shit this is advanced autism
If you don't say "bring daddy some wings" you're a faggot. I once kept a girl just interested enough she would order me a pizza when I was broke. She hates me now but I got like 5 pizzas so it's okay
https://youtu.be/OrQpbOrUWyM
say this
>daddy pig wants peppa to send pics of her tits
>>745928227
Thank you anon
>tfw girls that call me daddy make me uncomfortable af
How do I word this?
>>745928426
why? your a faggot?
>>745928377
Fucking keKKK
>>745928430
just send it you fucking faggot
>>745928430
IT"S NOT FUCKING DIFFICULT FAGGOT
>How about you show me what you're going to wear, and I'll show you what I'm going to wear?
>>745928430
stop saying baby everytime. say i wanna put my d in your v
>>745928430
girl* not baby
>>745928430
just ask it fam im waiting with my dick out
>>745928430
Daddy needs to see a pic of Hanna's sexy titties.
*OOC: Can we switch roles? I want to be little baby now and I want you to be mommy.*
>>745928430
"can I put my pee pee in your vagine?"
>>745928430
>>745928553
Yeah just fucking go for it op, my dick can only stay hard for so long
>>745928528
THIS
H
I
S
Send dick pic she will send something back
send a dick pic, she's clearly soaked thinking about you, throw the dog a bone.
>>745928575
Lmao holy shit been years since I've seen the term OOC
>>745928430
Don't fucking say that baby shit.
Just say "Daddy wants to see your tits, prove to me that you'll do whatever I want."
as a 40 yr old married guy this is agonizingly painful to watch.....
>"can i see you boobies plz :3"
gets em every time
>>745928656
describe that feeling Victor
>>745928430
Jesus fucking christ.. first off, never baby, always refer to her as babygirl or kitten, whatever she prefers. Second of all, keep her hot and horny, sext her and make her have filthy fantasies of you all night and you'll be good to go tomorrow
cool the posting for a minute we are 60 posts away from bump limit and we need tits
>>745928674
Now we wait
>>745928674
Nigger faggot
His phone is about to die
>>745928728
OP start new thread once we hit 270ish
>>745928674
Nope. Too late. Should have fucking ask for nudes BEFORE you tell her you are gonna be gone you dumbfuck.
/thread everyone
>>745928430
I suggest not doing this, if anything this girl is hoping she won'tbe treated like an idiot
All the self respecting babes I've fucked i didn't get any pics, nor did i allude to them
I only ask the 5-7/10 when im wasted at 3am from the club and i didn't pull (which happens often, kuz i like to dance and make out, but my main goal is to get as many bottles, do as much coke, lock down future dates, and generally flex like i never noticed we were holding down the entire club)
Tl;dr see what she says about the pickup
she's honestly probs sitting with her friend saying, "look how desperate he is lol" even though you're not that bad at all, really she needs this for false sense of self certification
>>745928674
go in the bathroom, lock the door, & send over that wet pussy.
>>745928674
LOL pretty sure you just killed it by telling her you were busy. Her "Okay" basically screams she got the vibe that you're not interested.
>>745928766
while we wait, dubs decide what i eat today
i was thinking of five guys but bastards are expensive
>>745928793
Yup. Ruined it all.
>>745928674
If it works...
>>745928476
I have no idea mate. I also get uncomfortable when chicks scream weird shit during sex. One time some bitch was really overdoing the dirty talk. Ended up having to excuse myself to the bathroom and laughing silently.
>>745928846
Pizza
>>745928882
be more specific please
>>745928793
Damn that was so stupid I'm inwardly crumbling. Literally ignoring her is better than saying you have to go.
>>745928819
Then she's fucking retarded
>show me nudes plz, or ill eat ur soul
>>745928916
Pineapple pizza
>>745928968
From Barros
Send daddy a pic of your tits before I go
>>745929011
sold
>>745928968
I have a pen.. A pineapple.. A pizza
dumb fucking idiot if u wanna continue the convo why the fuck tell her that you're busy
What is this cringey bukkspit
>OP make new thread and link to it, quick before bump limit ensued
>>745928674
Daddy needs to see his little girls pussy
>>745929172
Roll
OP tell her that her you shit yourself. they like it
tell her you want nudes you fucking beta OP
OP still here? New thread time.
6.25inch wrist size
No gf
Cuck
>kys.exe
fuck u op u beta bitch boy
OP why are you such a enormous beta and didn't asked for nudes?
>>745917289
Be an hero OP
>>745929199
>>745929172
WINRAR
OP WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO COME ON MAN
What is this app's name?
>>745919011
>6.25 in wrists
that's longer than my dick :'^(
>>745928674
unbelievable, rule 1; always ask for nudes before going away, it keep her in heat for next time.
OP here I lost my phone sorry guys
>>745929371
Wow what an original post
>>745929620
charge it you fucking faggot
>>745929568
Bumble
Already mentioned earlier in the thread
Lurk moar
>>745929620
>>745929558
OP here. I Started a new thread. Will not post nudes
>>745929620
Fake op gtfo
>>745929568
grindr
I feel so embarrassed for you OP.
You stupid beta cuck.
Faggot and nigger confirmed
>>745929591
6.25" in circumference you fucking tard
>>745929605
> rule 1
> virgin
>>745929620
No go fuck yourself OP here. That's not me. I'm charging my phone. I created a new thread
>>745929568
grindr
Dude whats happening... no pics yet WTF?
>>745929764
prove
>>745929764
Well link it you idiot!
>>745929764
Then fucking link the thread man! What the fuck!
>>745929764
link thread
>>745929738
I know, jackass
it's true both ways :''''''^(
Bump
>>745929543
It's not a fucking dubs thread faggot
>>745929791
It is, I have it
>>745929764
ROLL
>>745929740
I am not a virgins, i have sex semi-often on a weekly basis. I have a girlfriend and i had some one night stand and nudes easily using this rules. have to keep the bitch in heat y'know? OP literally gave her the blueball by saying "daddy has to go" immediately instead of just concluding it with some nude pics and then says that he has to go
>>745929844
Bump limit exceeded nigger, the post wont bump anymore
OP here how do i link the thread?
Op made a new thread
OP is a retard and won't link. Here.
>>745929600
>>745929910
Just fucking >> the post number of the new thread holy shit how new are you
>>745927826
Just get a motel room!?! She's going to figure out your in high school when you have to walk her past the master bedroom and then into your room full of naruto posters...
>>745929872
butt hurt over being called a virgin on the internet.
>>745925753
Nice floor
>>745929872
>fag
>>745929872
You have had one night stands cause you asked them for nudes first? lol
>>745919159
>>745919239
>>745919299
>>745919372
>>745919456
>>745925212
>>745925470
>>745925846
Not OP, but people who spend lots of money on nice watches typically measure their wrists. Bunch of poorfags.
>>745930426
That has got to be the most gayest thing I have ever read on this. Drop dead you complete loser.
>>745930671
>most gayest
go back to high school
>>745923014
frig off
