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if you roll dubs, you have to post your anus!
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roll
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ROLL
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roll
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Rewl
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Transform and roll out.
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rolll
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>>745910679
rill
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rol
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I sexually Identify as a Totino’s Pizza Roll. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being heated up in a smoking hot microwave until my saucy goodness can flow into the mouths of those following the Totino’s lifestyle. People say to me that a person being a pizza roll is Impossible and that I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon/master chef implant a crusty bread exoskeleton and a cheesy tomato sauce interior on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Totino” and respect my right to embody the perfection that is a pizza roll and dominate the microwavable food game. If you can’t accept me you are a Totinophobe and need to check your pizza roll privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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roll
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>>745910679
>roll
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>>745911665
so .. heartwarming
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roll
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rolle
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>>745910679
You're all fucking faggots, I hate you
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>>745910679
Funny how the nature is well made; you guys save the work for us and die from yourselves by spreading AIDS. And don't give me that condom bullshit. It's obvious how you all are addicted to barebacking and are going to do it regardless of AIDS, it's just one lie away right ?

How better could the nature tell you that you are not accepted in life ?
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>>745912886

Is it hard being retarded
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roll
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Ruel
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>>745910679
roll
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First dubs?
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roll
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>>745913154
no
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לא
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>>745913177
winrar
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>>745913177
>>745913266
prepare ur anus
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I only get dubs
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>>745913177
dang
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roll
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>>745913626
>panties
Damn that's hot.
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roll
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>>745913733
dingding
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>>745913951
plugged or not, thats the question.
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>>745913733
ayy lmao
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>>745913733
>>745913951
>>745914003
fuck it
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>>745914290
a was about to say 'not plugged' :P
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>>745914524
gotcha
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>>745910679
k
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Will never get dubs.
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>>745915293
Rolling again
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>>745910679
sure
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roll
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>>745913626
>>745914290
>>745914558

Ever been fucked before?
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>>745910679
asd
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>>745915541
not by a real cock
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>>745915789
I'd love to be your first real one.
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>>745915541
>>745915789
me neither, sadly.

cute panties btw
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alrighty
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rolli
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>>745910679
Rlli
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>>745915789
>>745915898

You really should, loads of guys would be after those asses. I'd love to fill them up hahah.

Never tried grindr? Done anything with guys?
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>>745916218
tried grindr once, just a bunch of creepy old guys, not really what im into :/
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fags
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>>745915322
!
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Roll
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rolll
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>>745917577
do it
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why im on this site. you know what fuck it
roll
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>>745918044
DO IT
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>>745918044
you do it first
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>>745918044
i got fucked
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>>745918044
lol
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ok roll
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roll
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roll
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okay
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fucking fags
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lol
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>>745910679
roll
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okay why not
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Watch these dubs
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>>745919111
Lemme see that butt
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Roll
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dubs = fags
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>>745919143
No can do bruv, i got trips not dubs :/
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rolio polio
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roll
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>>745910679
Rolling =)
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rawl
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HA! Jokes on you I never get dubs :P
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>>745919340
:/
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ロール
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rolo
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>>745919533
Get it
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>>745919533
show it
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>>745919533
Show that boy manko
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boop
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rœll
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Yert
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this is very gay
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roll
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Roll
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Roll
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>>745910679
rollan
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roll
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Roll
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Rollz
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why the roll not
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rolo
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rel
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roll
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Rollin
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gay
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rollerino69.exe is not responding
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roll
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>>745910679
Roll because why not
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Roll
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Roll
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Rollin
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Rollll
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roll
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Rolling
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Rolll
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rollig
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Roll
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Rollin
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>>745919533
here it is, my boymank0
i'll post more if anyone replies with dubs
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>>745922200
yeah!
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roll
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>>745922225
more? and roll!
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Rolling
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No dubs here
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Roll
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Roll
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Rolling
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Good thing I never get
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Rool
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Roll
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Roll
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>>745922711
Do it fag
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Reroll
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>>745922711
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Roll!
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erolll
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Roll
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>>745922456
Perfect
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>>745922200
still waiting!
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>>745910679
>anus

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT
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roll
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roll
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Ma
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roll
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roll
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Rollll
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>>745910679
Roll
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Rolling
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postan
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Just gonna post mine regardless if dub status,to contribute.would you pound it?
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Rollin
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Rolling
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>>745923122
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Roll
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>>745923322
Ding ding faggot
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>>745923270
Appreciated, yes
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>>745923322
another dub, better pics.
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>>745923366
Ding ding!!! Show anus
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>>745923270
I think maybe I would
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>>745923322
>anus
>cheeks
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>>745923366
Post anus twice mr.dubblez
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>>745923366
I'll just post old pic for now
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Roll
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>>745918317
>
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Roll
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>>745910679
I'll bite
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>>745923505
boy or girl?
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>>745923624
I'm a guy
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>>745923679
then why are you in the thread, faggot?
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>>745923624
there are no femanons, this is the internet.
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>>745923733
GIB!
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>>745923733
I don't think you understand why we are here.

now show me your asshole.
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>>745923772
I mean, I am
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>>745923823
tits or gtfo, its the rules.
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>>745923823
Prove it
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>>745923823
violation of rules 30 and 31, gtfo
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>>745923813
>>745923821
>>745923869
It would break a 4chan rule, I'm just here to see cute girl butts
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Roll
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>>745923958
with a feminine penis?
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>>745923958
underage b& or post your fucking anus.

we're all dudes here.
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fag thread
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>>745924032
Always
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roll
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>>745924070
no shit sherlock how long did it take you to figure that one out slow-mo?
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>>745924032
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>>745924063
I don't post myself online and I'm in a relationship so that would also be cheating.
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>>745923505
would eat that hole /10
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ok boss
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>>745924151
>that would be cheating

no, it would be flaunting your sexuality

if you had hang ups you shouldnt have joined the bread.
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>>745924151
>that would be cheating

I guess you don't count masturbating to dudes' butts then, so why not join in the fun?
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>>745924151
>joins thread
>OMG that would be cheating!!11!1!
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okay
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>>745924166
Delivering. fuck you op
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rolling
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no cucking out
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roll
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Delivering, lol
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>>745924434
bohooo. as if you didn't want to show off
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Roll
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Roll
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R O L L

O

L

L
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Roll
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>>745924889
Rolling again
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Rollin' on down
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>>745922225
Love it! More pls
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Roll
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fk no
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>>745910679
Loving this thread.

How do I find a guy who will let me play with his asshole? I don't know if I'd like doing it irl or if it's just a fantasy, but I'd like to experiment.
Also how do you guys feel fingering yout hole? Is it pleasurable or should I go with rimming? Or both?
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Roll
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roll lol (femanon here btw)
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rolling for muh booty
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How do you feel seeing your own assholes? It feels weird for me, I guess it's because you rarely see it so it's alien to you.
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Roll
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>>745925570
good luck finding a straight dude who wants a finger in your butt.
as a gay dude who has sucked "straight" cock before, they usually hate anything near their anus because they think it's demasculating.
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Please no
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>>745925861
finger in his butt* dammit, coffee.
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roll
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>>745925570
>how do I?
date a bisexual or someone comfortable with their sexuality willing to experiment

>How do guys feel about it
Depends on the person, but if you're gonna stick something in your ass it might as well be a dick.

>rimming or finger or both
A straight dude would probably like rimming more than fingering, and either way rim him first to see if he likes it and then ASK if you can put a finger in, don't be an idiot and just do it, that could be a 1 way ticket out the door.
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roll
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>>745925861
I see pornhub and chaturbate couples that do it all the time, so maybe it will be considered normal in the years to come.
I would love to play with an ass like this >>745922225
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rolling
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This needs more ass
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>>745926263
Should I make him prepare for it specially before a rimming session? Is it gonna be ready to eat after a shower?
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>>745926283
that's not how sexual norms happen, my dear.

in order for fingering a straight dude's asshole to become the norm, more straight dudes are gonna have to like something in their asshole, and unfortunately once men find out they like assplay, they usually start dating men and are no longer straight.

it's like me saying "maybe choking women while you cum in them will become a norm."

it depends too much on other people, it's retarded to extrapolate that conclusion.
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roll roll roll
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role
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Rollin for booty
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>>745926479
just like any gay couple, straight anal play requires preparation.

unless you enjoy eating shit, he's gonna need an enema and a shower.

most guys don't want to squirt fluids up their asshole and shit it out unless they are either a) gay b) into assplay or c) bisexual.

and yes, a shower and thorough wiping after the enema should be fine.

always keep baby wipes on hand, just in case.
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Roll
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Roll
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roll
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muh BOOTY
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pls
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>>745926487
>and unfortunately once men find out they like assplay, they usually start dating men and are no longer straight.
That's not true. Most men would like ass fingering if they could get over the idea of letting a girl finger them will make them less of a man and meet with a girl who knows how to massage their insides properly. A finger won't hurt you. As a woman I love a finger in my ass but anything bigger than that is a no no for me. So a finger in the ass won't lead to dating men and taking dicks unless you were always a closeted homo.
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Rolling
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Rowl
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Rollll
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>>745926879
>most guys would like it
that depends too much on people's motives aside from your own, you can't possibly extrapolate that conclusion, this post is bullshit.
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>>745926879
you also aren't a man with a prostate, so assuming that men would like it because women like it is retarded.
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Rollen
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rollo
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Rolleroni
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>>745927066
oh shit, time to post my boy hole
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Rolll
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Time to roll
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roll
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Roll for the hole
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>>745927066
>a prostate
Isn't that more of a reason to like it?
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Eh, fuck it. Rolling
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Roll
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Can I just post my hole even if I don't get dubs?
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Rolling time
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>>745927251
ask a guy if he likes prostate exams, only men who are into assplay will say yes.
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Got nothing better to do
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Roll
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Time to up the faggotry in this board
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>>745910679
Why do I do this
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>>745927614
Because you're a gay
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You wanna see my hairy star
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Cum on my asshole and upload.
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>>745927096
Post it pussy
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>>745926879
i like that thought and so want a girl that does these things to me so bad...
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>>745928721
how's your hole?
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I only let an old fat man fuck me for a weekend. I only date women. He told me my ass was edible.
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rolling
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Roll
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roll
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roll
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Roll
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I wanted to see some gross hairy arseholes, what a disappotiment.
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roll
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I ain't afraid of no ghost
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roll
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dubs
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>>745910679
roll
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>>745910679
It's greasy, unwashed and slimy from being in the same swampy pair of underwear for over three weeks straight. I'm ashamed of the smell but I'm too lazy to clean up. I have hemorrhoids and I shit blood all the time. I stopped wiping a few months ago to stop the 'roids from popping and smearing open more blood in my drawers so now I just smell really bad because I wet my hand in the sink and gently but quickly wipe the pure layer of poop away but it never gets the job done. These hemorrhoids will be the death of me because I can't even shower without screaming in pain. I especially can't wipe. I guess if I get dubs I'll show you guys what hell looks like. I refuse to eat fiber so don't try and advise me.
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if your going to post pictures of your butthole at least have the decency to spread it open a little bit, come on guys
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>>745910679
go go go
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