Craigslist/Backpage/Prostitutes: stories and tips.
Has anybody ever fucked a girl off of craigslist?
>>745900463
lol it's that chick that divorced her husband and father of her multiple kids, in favor of embarking on a mission to fuck as many guys as possible for some "sexual revolution"
Used to have a girl off Craigslist come over to suck me up when I got horny, sure beats masturbating lol
>>745900723
yeah I can fuck her if I pay like $300
>>745900852
How did you go about doing that? I wanna try but I am a bit of a pussy.
M/22/Hollywood I want to fuck an older woman really bad, I tried Tinder, and other apps and there wasn't enough older women on there. I am resorting to backpages and craigslist now and want to know if you guys ever done anything similar. I see a lot of attractive women on there actually and have a smart approach and can eye fake accounts.
Got a nuru massage from somewhere in backpage. It was dope af
>>745901192
Found an older woman off there. Was supposed to fuck her today, but my roomates all came home early. So it's not too had to find them on there.
>>745901192
It's crazy
I banged maybe 4 women total on backpage
Ages... one was 45ish, another 20, rest mid 20's
Probably my best fuck was the 45 year old, and I had a steady gf at the time but sex got bland
Anyways it was fun
She was fit as fuck, body of an 18 year old, but skilled on making me cum fast
She must have prelubed prior coming to my spot, because she stripped and climbed on top and started kissing my neck and rubbing her wet puss on my thigh
She pops the condom on and rides me hard, came after like 4 minutes, she doesn't pull me out yet, but waits for me to get hard again and then continues.
Was fun, worth the $300 during the hour, but full of regret when she left and I'm thinking.... I should've just fapped
>>745901192
Yeah pretty much lol it sucks even trying to find a guy to play with on CL theres alot of flakes and alot of fakes
>>745901422
Damn sounds like you got lucky with that cougar
Hows grinder for meeting up?
>>745901563
gay
>>745900852
How's the AIDS?
>>745901636
Lol no really is there traps on there? Or is there a trap dating app now?
>>745901722
Traps are gay
was young and got a skinny druggie whore that looked like this. i was so horny I ate her pussy and first munch got a squirt of white shit in my mouth. bitch just laughed and said the last guy creampied her.
>>745902267
No fucking way
>>745900554
>>745902304
ive never told anyone that story. worst part was my balls itched and had a rash for like a week after fucking her.
In NY? HMU 5169873097 $200/n
>>745900463
>checking out ad's on CL (mw4m) email couple looking for a third, he wants to watch me fuck his girl, pretty common request
>few exchanges and voice confirmation, decide to meet up at hotel room, I bring a friend , (never know) and she said it would be okay.
>her man opens the door and a pretty brunette white girl, late 20's is already on the bed face down spread
>She has a blindfold on and I let her suck my dick, and my friend is eating her out, before he gets behind her and fucks her
> we swap a few times positions with her and shes curious as to what we look like and removes blindfold
> At first she doesn’t recognize me, but I recognize her, its my kids second grade teacher!
> after initial shock, figures oh well and gets back to fuckin us
>>745902397
This is how hookers start dying
>>745900463
i absolutely obliterated a thai lady boy's ass for a solid hour. she had amazing tits and gave an award winning blow job too. only paid her $30 kek
>>745902397
Goddamn dude. I'll use this new knowledgeable for my future endeavors to avoid such shit from happening.
>>745902466
did you cum in her ass?
>>745902466
>she
>her
>>745902510
yeah but with condom obv
Don't mess with prostitutes. You will definitely end up with STDs. I speak from experience. I got a brutal case of herpes from a chick who only blew me with a condom. Your best bet is to set up a profile on Okcupid if you want to band a lady who's clean and won't charge. Ive had excellent luck on dating sites with 30-40 year old recent;y divorced ladies. They are usually desperate for attention and dick. Ive fucked around 100 women and the best sex of my life is always with the ladies in their late 30's. This fit 38 year old redhead I met on Okcupid that Ive been banging recently rides me for like 45 minutes and gets so fucking wet that she has to wash the sheets when we finish. She's on the pill so I can cum inside her. Nothing hotter than a redheaded milf when she says "I want to feel your cum inside me"
>>745902466
>>745902510
traps are gay you fucking cucks.
>>745901694
>"suck me up"
>HOWS AIDS FAGGOT?
are you retarded?!
>>745900852
had one of those too, was close and convenient
>>745902439
Male? Female? Groups? Coked up from my birthday party and need cum and to be used
>>745902602
>You will definitely end up with STDs
>what is a condom?
>>745900463
had good luck fucking girls while guys watch
>>745902367
whats nsa
>>745902628
i know but i didnt fuck a trap. i fucked a transgender woman with a feminine penis
>>745902769
no strings attached
>>745902681
daily reminder: condom protection is only effective in 95% of cases
>>745901694
aids doesn't spread through saliva
>>745902801
i like those odds. anyway use 2 then = 190% protection success
>>745902769
niggers stay away
>>745902833
Does, but the risk is low.
>>745902801
Only if you only have sex once a year. Lern2stats
>>745902833
Fags with AIDS, open wounds and ulcers in mouth, do have potential to transmit it via saliva.
>>745902367
>31th
I fucked a bunch of girls off craigslist and ended up getting chlamydia and spreading it to at least 3 women (1 of which became my girlfriend) and having to tell at least women that i had the disease, did not know who i got it from and that they needed to get tested. Not good... Stay away.
>>745902602
So the redhead's got herpes too then?
>>745902956
she not the brightest!
>>745900463
Dat ass butterface
>>745902987
>barebacking unfamiliar women
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>745903082
seems like you didn't notice those two ballsacks and two penises in the same pic
>>745900463
i hired this 10/10 Romanian escort when i was in Austria last year. only 20 years old and the most perfect pussy i've ever seen. Sex was average though she kept rushing me to cum but i made sure i had my full hour with her. cost me $150 bj w/ no condom was an extra 50 bucks
>>745903082
what is standard procedure for unfamiliar women? Doggy?
Backpage.
I paid this chick like $150 to shake her has for me while a blasted iggy azalea or some shit on my phone then let me cum all over her ass. I dare not fuck her or let her touch me though. Shit was awesome. She kept hinting that she wanted to ride me but i was like "nah..."
>>745903288
>>745903309
>>745903227
using condoms of course
Being bored and horny one day, I txt'd a number from Backpage for an 'erotic massage.' "$80 if can come now" was the answer. I show up at a local budget hotel and met her at a side door. She's early 30's, short, kinda cute. I follow her up to second floor ice/vending area where she says "got money, sweety?" I hand it over. "Wait here..." She goes around corner and doesn't return. She calls my phone "you need to go to this address ..." I could hear a baby crying a bit in the background.
As I was walking back toward the door, I hear the kid in a particular room. I tell her this is shady, and ask her if she's a thief. "I'm not the girl who does the massage. You gotta go to the address. I'm not coming back out of the room." I know better than to go to an unsafe random place. Figure I got took and just plan to deal with it. There's a kid involved, after all.
Next day I get a txt: "I'm sorry, I feel bad, come back and I'll return your money." I don't have anything going on, so, curious, I swing back and she's outside the hotel with kid. "Can you take us to an ATM and drop us off at nearby grocery store?" Um, OK I say. I drive to store. It has ATM. "We're not getting out of your car, unless you give more money. If you don't I'll call police... yadda yadda." I refuse, and drive back to hotel. "Get out. Call the police if you want. I'm not giving you any more money." Say I. Police threats are hollow, since she'd be nicked for prostitution, and lose kid. After a few minutes of begging about being kicked out of hotel and being homeless, she and kid get out. I block the number on my phone, and that's that. First and last time I'll ever try that shit.
Don't be a complete idiot like me, anon. Just fap at home in any way you like with whatever porn you like. Women of the world are nothing but trouble.
>>745900463
accidentally got into pimping a girl I was fucking around with. She was curious about 3somes and black guys. I posted an ad on CL and found a couple of guys that would fuck her,. Got a hotel room and she wanted to be blindfolded, naked spread waiting. when they came to the room , they were pleasantly surprised to see her ready and I guess they assumed she was a whore or were paying for the room and handed me $150 and proceeded to bang her for about 4 hours. They seemed to all have hit it off and she was up for another meeting with them and same thing happened. eventually they told some of their other friends about her and the arrangement and she did four other guys at another meeting and few more times with friends of theirs too. -I didn't mention the money ever to her, was rather profitable summer
>>745903261
how did she hint it? why did you decline
>>745902443
I dont get it.
In that situation - anyone pays or this is just win-win with no payments?
>>745903616
she kept asking "are you sure you dont want me to bounce on that cock?" and i said no because she's a black prostitute you fucking rubberhead
>>745903560
holy shit dude
>>745900463
When not visiting a hooker, or going to a massage-parlor, i usually go on tinder finding college girls. They usually need money anyway, i offer them $100 for a bj + facial or swallow. It's a lot for a bj but getting it down the throat of a fresh young college girl is so worth it.
>>745903560
greentext you faggy newfag faggot
>>745903686
we gave him money for room
i work with a really hot milf. Shes 60, beautiful body, nice medium size tits, looks tight. Shes been divorced for years. How do i get with her /b/rothers? Should i wine and dine her? Or just try get back to her house somehow for dinner or movies etc?
(had sex with a few girls my age but i have more of a fascination with older women as of late). Need tips fellas.
>>745903560
Great tale comrade!
Most of you here seem to treat women as play things to get you off. And somehow you're surprised that women just treat you as a wallet.
My advice is to sort yourselves out, get off porn and prostitutes and try to look for real companionship. That would of course require a lot more work on yourself.
>>745900463
Posted an ad in M4W and got a response from a woman looking for money to fuck. Made an arrangement and when she got to my place I could tell she wasn't a pro. Didn't ask for the money upfront, said she just wanted PiV fuck but she did oral and anal for the same amount. Fucked her twice and she stayed for more than the hour she said she would.
Called her a week later and she told me she wasn't doing it anymore. I was the first time she whored herself out. She needed the money to pay rent.
A week later she called me to do it again since she needed rent money.
>>745903821
>we
You and your friend gave money to the {husband}?
>>745903691
how big is your dickq
>>745903860
Also thought i should contribute my experiences to this thread.
Use online dating apps, pick the uglier more self conscious women for easy pickings.
Some study was released that said that the top 90% of women will only get with the top 10% of men (rated on perceived hotness - i cant remember exact numbers but u get the point).
So pick an ugly, fat girl and its an easy hookup.
Source: Fucked a few women after i broke up with my ex. Not the type of women id show my friends but good for a fuck and fun.
>>745903941
She is your slut now?
>>745903980
yeah 80 bucks
>>745901192
>I can speed down this street because I know where the cops hang out.
>>745900554
>girls on craigslist
I'm sure they're all 35 and above, who uses craigslist to fuck anymore besides gay men and old people?
>>745903082
No shit. Its utterly disgusting. Ashamed of that behaviour. Its mostly because i was drinking heavily and making poor decisions. If you can fuck thots or prostitutes on craigslist safely i would say go ahead an knock yourself out. However you can still get a terrible STD from oral sex without a condom so whats the point really. Do like me and find a middle aged cum dumpster to fuck twice a week along with your girlfriend.
>>745904022
man speaks the truth, the older plain ones are easy pickings for fucking and usually do it all
>>745901192
This is pretty much what backpage has allowed me to do, check things off my fetish list and move on
>>745904065
This is interesting. I want to hear more from you, but i dont know what to ask about.
Tell me more. You said its actually a common request?
>>745902769
National security agency
>>745903891
wrong website.
>>745904205
>the older plain ones
what do you define as "old(er)", respectively "plain"?
>>745904257
common that guys (cucks) want to watch their women get fucked, esp by black, most will either split room cost or guys (us) end up paying. its pretty cheap compared to pro's
I've banged so many girls from backpage that it's got old now
the next step in evolution is buying a full time girlfriend
>>745904436
35-45, little chubby, heavy, like her. She was divorced and needed some attention
>>745902367
I would have passed that ad up figuring it's fake, written by pajeet.
>>745902886
kek
>>745904012
7.5 cut white cock
>>745904587
was late figured I would give it a try, she ended up being like 2 miles from me, good fuck too
>>745904453
How's the wifes?
>>745904492
I cant imagine how boring it's to clean her.
>>745904780
pretty good, soccer moms mostly, women you wouldn't ever suspect being sluts
>>745904949
>women you wouldn't ever suspect being sluts
haven't met a woman who wasn't a slut.
they're ALL sluts! they just don't advertise that they are.
if you're attentive to a woman, and can make her feel safe/secure with you - the Succubus comes out
>>745904799
yeah true. Man it's tough to spend money on a high quality doll, it would be rewarding to have everyday but at the same time you could buy a bunch of sluts with that money
>>745904949
You think anyone of them making this for their cuckolds, or are every single one of them really enjoying it?
Does such a scenario imply rough sex? How common is anal with such kind of whores?
>>745901422
>She pops the condom on
>Was fun, worth the $300 during the hour
You paid $300 for """"sex"""" with a condom? With a 45 year old woman? Jesus fucking christ you are stupid. You got used as a dildo, didn't even feel pussy on your dick, and got robbed of $300.
>>745905229
>the whole point of sex is to spread disease
Get out nigger
>>745905049
Everyone healthy loves sex. But being a woman means you're slut, while being a man - dont.
Man, i sound like a fag.
I've bareback creampied over 50 different filipina whores across the Philippines
>hpv, but everybody has it anyways
>mollusca - kind of annoying little wart things, goes away on its own, or faster with treatment
>chlamydia - underwhelming, went away with 3 days of penicillin
>I'm sure I have some sort of herpes, but it pops up so rarely and is so underwhelming also that its not even worth mentioning or worrying about
Worst was some sort of horrible gastro intestinal sickness that I am pretty sure I got from french kissing the butthole of the hottest little spinner I have ever seen in my life. She was 4' 10" and about 85 lbs, with the most amazing little booty ever. I had to stuff my tongue into her ass, and so I did. The sex was great too, but the next day I was puking and shitting my guts out in the shower for about 3 hours, and was pretty sure I was going to die. Eventually crawled out and managed to drink a sprite from the minibar, before going unconcious.
Woke up in a puddle of my liquid feces, and to several texts on my phone from the spinner saying she wanted to meet me again. I took two days to recover, and then was balls-deep back inside of her. Lovely country.
>>745905359
Isnt there a saying, "a key that can open any lock is a masterkey, but a lock that can be opened by any key is a shitty lock" or something like that
>>745905286
>he's afraid of STDs
American education system at work. Yet another victim of white genocide programming.
>>745905487
>getting ass cancer from french kissing a philipino hooker's anus.
top tier kek
>>745905487
Jesus anon..what an image
Is there a good chance of STIs?
That's why I never would.
>>745905487
KEK
>>745904722
>cut
dude I'm so sorry
Like I'm really sympathetic towards cut dudes who prob didn't even have a say in it.
>>745905487
i started pissing yellow when i banged a mexican bitch raw, do i have aids?
>>745905887
That's nothing. I've had one of those flip hookers accidentally shit all over me during sex. We had been drinking quite a bit, lots and lots of this sugery fruit flavored garbage called Tanduay Ice for her, just regular beers for me. She downed like 10 of those bitches, just kept sucking em down. Whatever I figured she just knew how to drink. She was hot, and I was going to fuck her and go to sleep.
Anyways, she takes a shower etc. and then we get down to business. At some point she decides she wants to ride me, and gets on top reverse cowboy style. I start giving it to her, pushing upwards, and then she lets out this really horrible sound that I will never forget. A squeaking gurgle from her throat, right before her ass starts spraying dark green (the tanduay is blue colour) liquid across my stomach and up my chest. She's screaming now, and trying to get off my dick, which of course lifts her ass up higher, pointed towards my face. She's still violently expelling the contents of her bowels as she does so, so I get a supersoaker shot of filipina hooker shit-slurry right in my face.
I was paralyzed from fear, and she crawled out of the bed and scurried across the floor to the bathroom, where she locked herself in. My brain kind of shut down for a few minutes, and then I threw up out of sheer disgust and began frantically cleaning myself off with the sheets I tore off the bed. Recalling this is pretty terrible, and I think I have some sort of PTSD from it, I can even taste it a little bit in my throat.
Wound up paying almost $300 to the hotel for cleaning and furniture replacement after that one (but mostly as a bribe so the manager wouldn't have his security beat the shit out of me).
Unlike the spinner, I did NOT fuck that girl again.
>>745906252
ex gf made me get cut 2 years back. best decision ive ever made
>>745906403
>brain washed by the jew to mutilate his dick willingly
dude I'm so sorry
>>745906270
If you mean dark, dark yellow and not just 'dehydrated yellow', it could be a sign of kidney or liver damage, which is one result of hepatitis. Hep can be spread through sexual contact, so it might be worth checking out.
>>745906403
>ex gf made me get cut
You mutilated your dick....because a woman asked you to? What is your address? I want to mail you a loaded gun so you can shoot yourself in the head.
>>745906252
Seriously it sucks sometimes, they use the cleanliness excuse which might be valid if you're a kid and nobody washes it for you, or if you have a case of foreskin that's too tight and won't roll down.
I guarantee I would cum faster and never have to pay a full hour for a girl though if I was uncut
>>745902644
Are you really that ignorant lol
>>745906437
>>745906504
stay butt mad, faggots
>>745906442
shit, well none of the other signs check out at least
What are the signs and symptoms of hepatitis?
They include:
fatigue.
flu-like symptoms.
dark urine.
pale stool.
abdominal pain.
loss of appetite.
unexplained weight loss.
yellow skin and eyes, which may be signs of jaundice.
I've seen about 6-8 hookers off backpage. You'll be lucky to find legit good looking girls though. I've found a few. Bitches that bait and switch I usually just walk away.
I got a wife and a side chick. Sex with wife sucks, side chick is like once a week.
Hookers when I have money to blow or when I see one that I really like. I've never had an STD.
I wish I could find more hook ups for free.
>>745906610
You chopped off part of your actual dick, and its okay because that is what kikes say women prefer? Would you lop off your pinkies if women suddenly decided men with 4 fingers are hotter than men with 5 fingers to a hand? How about getting an eye removed, for that rugged pirate look? Maybe inflicting some burn scars on your face, if ladies suddenly decide the burn-victim look is in style?
Can we take a minute and appreciate just how abominably stupid this asshole and everybody like him is?
>>745906779
I've had 3 cases of bait and switch, one time they both have ads posted around the same time and it was simply one girls friend instead of the one I meant to see.
Another time I thought I was seeing a light skinned BBW and I got a short fat black bitch, I fucked her anyways.
Another time I ordered a 6/10 girl who looked mixed with black and got a big big black bitch, i banged her and the condom broke then I shot cum in her
>>745906610
>in a thread about backpage hookers
>arguing over dicks
I don't see why you're throwing your own title around as an insult.
>>745906610
You don't have to be in denial bruh.
I'm sure you could satisfy a woman and all that.
The point is that you could have had your whole penis and experienced the full pleasures of that.
>>745906818
>this seething projection
how's your phimosis kiddo?
>>745903560
You should have told her to give you a handjob or you're calling the 5 0.
Good story though.
>>745901422
>full of regret when she left and I'm thinking.... I should've just fapped
me. every time.
>>745906818
not him ( and i'm uncut btw) but it's a known thing that most girls prefer cut dicks. theres a reason why 90% of male porn stars are cut. it's just more aesthetically pleasing
>>745906950
You don't even know what projection is.
You chopped off part of your dick, because a woman told you to do it. That is why you are being ridiculed.
>>745902681
he said he used one
>>745907075
It's as if you're ignoring the part where i said it was the best decision of my life. stay mad about my penis though. i'm flattered that you care about it so much
>>745907041
>believing kike media, which belongs to the same people who chop baby dicks up
>giving a single actual shit about what the female gender believes about something
nice try though
>>745907270
>factual statistics don't fit my narrative and hurt my feelings
>JOOOOS!
>kikes did this!
>>745907248
>i said it was the best decision of my life
Oh I didn't ignore that part. It's how I determined you were a complete imbecile. Just to make something clear, I don't care about your dick. I care about evil little retards like you normalizing genital mutilation, and ensuring that future generations of male children are subjected to it at birth.
Getting a little snip to fix phimosis is one thing, but you're seemingly all on board with "aesthetic" genital mutilation, which is completely despicable and fucked up on the level of Arabs and African niggers chopping off women's clits.
>>745907357
>what women believe about something is now "fact"
>jews aren't the ones behind circumcision
>>745906403
Great bait troll
>>745907400
>being this obsessed with circumcised dicks
there's so much more to life sweety. just worry about your own phimosis and dick cheese
>>745905132
99 percent are doing it for the cuck. A lot are women who are financially dependant on hubby for their standard of living. They could leave but then go from nice house to shorty apt, and kids going to shorty school, so they stay and get blacked once a month or so and everyone is happy.
That's what tickles me, when people outside the lifestyle think the cuck is a weak victim. That actually gets them off when people degrade them, or pity them. So when people attack cucks for being weak it's like giving a guy a handjob.
Craigslist is better to use then backpack in my opinion. I don't pay for whores, I've met a lot of older ladies with good jobs and clean pussy
>>745905132
Anal is not that popular, because it ruins the creampie that the cuck eats after you leave. It happens juat not that often.
>>745905359
That's because it is 10000 times harder for a man to sleep with a lot of partners than it is for a woman. A man has to be charming funny or attractive. A woman has to be breathing, or at least still warm.
>>745902883
Rookie error. You multiply odds here, so 95% x 95% = 9025%
I tried using Craigslist since GF isn't putting out. I never got any success after a few weeks straight of trying. And dating sites and tinder take way too long, so I gave up trying to cheat in general.
I'm legit depressed.
>tfw you are bad enough to fail to cheat
I really believe I'm gonna kill myself soon.
>>745900554
I met one girl off craigslist. She wasn't single at the time and dating a cop. Eventually found out she was a cousin of a good friend of mine back in grade school.
It lasted a month. Started to progress to more than just a fling then we broke it off.
>>745908899
Let me get this straight... You have a GF (not even fucking married) who isn't banging, and you're (reasonably) depressed about it. Why the fuck don't you just leave? What is wrong with you?
>>745906400
My sides, my fucking sides
>>745908899
CL is a numbers game. Post frequently enough— and write well and uniquely enough—and you will eventually nail someone worth the effort. For every 10 good posts, you will get 1–3 replies from legit non-hookers. 1–3 of 8 of THOSE legit women are worth trying out in bed. You just have to be patient. CL is not for getting laid in the same day. Just keep at it.
Also, if your GF isn't giving you pussy, why is she still your GF? Do you want to be seeking pussy elsewhere the rest of your life?
>>745900554
Oh yeah, so far my score is 5 girls, 2 guys.
The two guys were only bjs during a dry spell.
But the 5 women i had sex with were of all different ages, race, size...
I would tell more if anyone was interested.
>>745902602
>shit that never happened
>>745907563
Obvious troll is obvious
P.S. You are the Galactus of jizz swillers. Your ass is so gay that it spawns nigger dick galaxies as it disturbs the cosmic ether with it's passage
>>745902443
You would be surprised how many freaks are out there.
>>745906818
sounds like someone is jealous of my better looking and more hygienic cut cock. Cut master race. Kill yourself for having an ant eater looking disgusting smegma coated dick
>>745903035
Truth.
And she doesn't know.
Which means you just fucked over anyone that comes after you.
You asshole
>>745902466
You paid for gay sex? You can totally get that for free easily.
>>745904175
Nah, I'm in my 30s and the last girl I fucked off craigslist was a college sophmore at UC Davis. I'm a big fat white guy. She called me Daddy while I fucked her.
>>745904022
The thing is, if fatties just want a fuck, they have so many options. This is just human nature - women give it, men try to get it, and if you boil things out to their most base level of indiscriminate fucking, women end up with tons of choices despite appearance.
That said you can still get laid even if you're average looking or below, but you have to put even a bit of effort even with uggos.
(Pay attention next time you browse CL how many "BBWs" demand fit/muscular guys)
>>745902681
>>745902681
Go back to school dumbass; herpes is spread by skin contact.
Your skin grinds against the skin of her pussy and her fluids even with a condom, which can spread herpes.
>>745911396
shut up nerd
>>745908899
Are you posting your own ads on CL? Because 99% of posts are bots. Some are really obvious eg "%%%%% lonly mom %%%}}}}}", but some are not, because the bots are copying legit posts verbatim (often from different regions) and reposting them
I literally saw one one time where the script fucked up and it was something like "I'm 5'4, white, and $POST_AGE years old"
>>745911476
>literally knowledge any 14 year old who took health class should know
>nerd
I never understood buying sex. Im an ugly motherfucker and I can pull pussy from fat chicks all day long for reals whats wrong with you people?
>>745910019
>>745911553
So yes, post your own ads, don't waste time replying to other ads, and include some images to get attention.
Also, post a few nearly identical ads and keep them bumped. You can renew each ad every few days but you get swept off the first page in hours. You'll get flagged for duplicates but it doesn't matter, keep spamming.
What I learned from this thread:
>there are men stupid enough to stay with their GF if she doesn't provide sex, or even good sex
>there are men cucked enough to chop off parts of their dick if their girlfriend tells them to
>there are men stupid and desperate enough to pay actual fat black sheboons for bad, smelly, unsatisfying sex in a motel
>many men are terrified of STD boogeymen from years of indoctrination and terror campaigns (std gore pictures) in middle school
>there are lots of men who think getting a chance to fuck an older women is a good thing
>many men pay hundreds of dollars for covered sex with ugly backpage hookers
Is it illegal to whore out a sex doll?
>>745912004
>actually wants herpes
I will never understand you bugchaser retards
>>745900463
Three times.
2 okay experiences and one bad one.
First girl was young skinny, kinda punk looking with a skrillex haircut. We had a few laughs and she was pretty nice actually. Never got a better blowjob in my life I regret not telling her to just keep on sucking because it was better than the sex.
Next girl was pretty boring but w/e nothing bad.
Both of those women came to my house.
Next instance I was drunk and manic and wanting to fuck. I drove to this shady ass apartment complex to meet her. I parked a good bit away and hid my phone, my wallet, and etc because shit seemed sketchy. This was like 10am mind you. I walk up to her door and we go inside. Sad situation in there. I would call it messy but there wasn't enough shit to be a real mess. It was just poor and dirty and sad featuring things suggesting she has a few kids. I get a decent look at her and she clearly has some herp going on with her mouth. Stupidly I was still planning on smashing it because again I was drunk and when I'm having manic episodes I don't think rationally. She says okay give me the money, get undressed, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
She just went outside and dipped and I presume she hid in the room of the woman she was hanging outside with. I wait longer than I should have. She didn't have a clock or microwave etc to tell the time. I ended up waiting 15 minutes before I fully accepted she robbed me of $80. I spitefully dug around her shithole druggie apartment, found an expired ID took it with me and left.
When I got to my car I saw she texted a bunch of dumb shit like "THIS IS THE BACKPAGE POLICE WE ARE ON THE WAY LEAVE NOW OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL"
I called her and left a voicemail saying that I was retarded to lose my money but she is even more retarded. I told her her name that I got off of her card and that I was still in her apartment waiting for her to come back just to scare the piss out of her.
I am not proud of any of that but whatever
>>745904492
I'm sure "she" won't get old
>>745902602
That's why you go with half-way decent escorts. That shits their livelihood so they're cleaner than the average bitch you'd find at a bar.
>>745913032
Ah the manic episodes, I've seen a lot of hookers during those.
>>745906400
>so I get a supersoaker shot of filipina hooker shit-slurry right in my face
My sides are orbiting on celestial levels
Why hasn't someone made a good Craigslist clone yet? CL doesn't even try to filter spam.
The Naive Bayes bag-of-words technique could filter 99% of the bullshit
>>745913282
Those are the only times I ever have among other things.
I likely need treatment or medication but meh I suppose I am getting along fine enough through 27 years
CL and BP are for shit tier crack whores and the like. If you're thinking about getting into the hobby, do it right and go to The erotic review.com
>>745901192
Fuck CL and BP. Go to TER.com
>>745913900
>>745913900
checked lads
But many of the girls on backpage are also on TER. They go through multiple avenues to get more exposure
>>745902367
eyyyyy fellow 443
>>745906610
i bet my foreskin that the person who wrote that article is jewish.
>>745902439
>5169873097
ashley? why are you posting on here???!
>>745905132
>>745907567
>99 percent are doing it for the cuck.
Bullshit. This is good ol' fashioned cheatin.
>>745906610
oh my>>745914333 bad, it's actually a site where you can arrange a circumcision
fucking lol
>>745913900
Fucking $30 per month though
>>745905507
>here's an analogy that's a million times removed from the subject
Sure is a convincing argument for why women are bad for enjoying a fuck
>>745913032
>>745913282
>>745913531
You think that's bad, I proposed to and married my wife while totally psychotic. It went undiagnosed for ages because I was really good at appearing normal but I had no fucking idea what I was doing and was basically in another dimension mentally. Luckily I'm glad I made that decision, but it would have been pretty shitty if I didn't want to marry her.
If we're talking bad decisions while mentally ill, I'd take a visit to a hooker over a life long commitment anyday.
>>745914046
IF you're going to hobby, THEN you must be smart about it. Do the following:
1. Purchase a burner phone
2. Open a burner email
3. DO NOT use either for ANYTHING but "the hobby"
4. Use TheEroticReview.com EXLUSIVELY
Do your research, find your girl(s), whatever you happen to enjoy, any kink is available.
Typically, as you say, some TER girls do use Eros.com and/or BP, but most of the high-end ones with a reputation to uphold do not. TER girls in my opinion are the absolute best. I've had two at once, one giving me a bbbj while the other had her tongue up my ass; another time I had a "mistress" peg me; another time I was with a "mistress" and my tongue was up her asshole for 5 minutes and she peed on me and finished by milking my prostate for 15 minutes. The girls on TER depend on their reviews for their life and lifestyle. They're clean and they do their job! And they're real lookers, too, in some cases model material. Plus, you can often request them to dress up to play.
>>745915374
this wasn't a bad decisions while having mental episodes thread, I have done much worse while manic. Especially when drunk.
These episodes typically last anywhere from a week to a month or longer. It is funny I always start out fooled by the elation. Like this is the time I am actually just a happy sane confident gregarious dude. This is the exception. Then it spirals down.
I've done much worse things with my life than fuck a few hookers.
>>745904041
No. Fucked her a few times but she moved on (probably got a sugardaddy).
>>745915969
Fair play /b/ro, wasn't meant to come across as a pissing match, I was just shooting the shit seeing as we were talking about women and mental illness. Hope things are good whatever the case.
>>745901192
If you are serious use sls.com or sdc.com
>>745902833
Low risk but its possible.
>>745916078
I wasn't trying to come across as salty, just honest. Given what you said I feel a lot of relatability there. I guess I am just saying I know that feel bro
Things are fine enough for me. Decent job, living on my own, no kids or stds and miraculously a clean police record. I know a fucking manic episode is looming at any moment now. It has been nearly a year. Functional alcoholic which people get blown away by but whatever it doesn't interfere with my life and I enjoy it
>>745903082
I wish I could...biggest turn on.
>>745916374
Pleased to hear you're coping mate, I know how hard it is to keep your shit together when you can't tell if you'll be mentally stable for long. If you do go manic soon you can cross that bridge when you get to it, so just focus on staying well and happy in the mean time. Have a pepe as a sign of goodwill.
>>745916394
Tinder is my biggest sexual vice. I never had facebook so I tried shit like okcupid first. Hooked up with 5-6 girls over about a year and a half on there. Made a facebook to join tinder.. jesus fuck
It was just absolutely irresponsible how many girls I rawdawged off of there. All you have to do is hold a conversation and play along with their masquerade that "they aren't looking for hookups" then first date you are nutting in them.
I stopped doing it because I wanted to try a relationship but I think I'm gonna go back to being a manwhore on there.
I'd keep a small roster of active fuckbuddies and try to keep on good terms with others for booty call purposes. In the meantime in downtime at work I'd talk to more girls and cycle one in or out if they tickled my fancy better.
I probably came bareback in 40-50 girls over the course of 10 months before I moved to somewhere more remote. Almost all of them we're somewhat regular lays for a short period of time.
Hop on tinder and nut in some strange bro
>>745903757
This. I have done this 3 times for blow jobs when my wife was out. We live in a college town. Two girls were average but skinny. The last one was a total knockout, claims she would never do this for money, but was a complete natural. Blew my load on her face and opened her hand. I think I fell in love.
>>745914422
That's what most people like to think. It makes more sense to them because they don't think like cucks. To most people the thought of someone else having sex with their wife is sickening. So they try to justify it using their brain. Stop that. Just like it hurts you when you get hit in the balls some men pay hundreds of dollars to have women kick them in the nuts.
>>745903860
Pay attention to what she says, ask about it later. Thats it.
"Anon my kid has her highschool graduation this weekend." On monday ask her how it went.
>>745916672
This was me in college...working on good girls, girls with boyfriends..girls too drunk to know what was going on. It was a game trying to get them to go bareback. How many dates, how many drinks...something special about that first time you wear down their defenses.
As someone who has never gotten a prostitute before, what should I know? Preferred sites, how to see who is a call girl etc
>>745903209
I've had similar experience with Romanians. In general they're insanely hot, but have a lousy attitude to the job. Pic very much related.
>>745917417
Tinder is so much easier than college. There were only a few girls I met that I didn't end up fucking the first time and almost none that I didn't by the second time.
You just have to hide the scoundrel. If they think you are gentleman and not a slut they will be willing to be a slut and not a lady
It's just a stupid fucking dance two sluts do before one blasts a salty sludge into the others sloppy gash
>>745905507
Yes, it's a popular saying among virgins.
>>745907563
Not him, but I'd imagine he's more concerned about having a satisfying sex life. Apparently you're not.
>>745906400
fucking lost LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>745910019
>You just have to be patient. CL is not for getting laid in the same day. Just keep at it.
Same for prostitution generally. So many scammers and slackers out there. It can take time (and sadly, money) to find the good ones, but they do exist.
>>745910479
>I sacrificed my sex life on a girl's whim and you're all jealous
>>745902602
Oh, so now you take your herpes to ok Cupid, to spread around then tell us to go there and get your herpes?
>>745914380
Bc I need the money
>>745900463
>9 in the AM one saturday morning
>after looong night of drinking and cocaine
>still drinking and doing lines
>homeboy and I decide on hooker
>black bitch off backpage
>nice ass cute face
>arrives at my place
>ugly as fuck
>150 each
>still bashed her out
>never felt more disappointed in myself
>>745917538
You are probably right. Tinder was not big when I was in college. I helped set up sound for my friend in a band...that helped alot. I didnt play music, but they dont know/care.
It was a contest. I loved girls who would just go bareback and not ask questions, but it was like a need if a girl wanted to play it safe. I loved that akward moment when a girl realizes that she let some guy she hardly knows drop his kids off. An she changes her attitude next time....well we broke the seal i guess we dont need to use condoms any more.
step 1: find insecure bitch that will do anything you say
step 2: post asking for wmw threesome
step 3: have threesome
step 4: profit
pic related - used average ass bitch to score this goddess for a threesome off of craigslist
>>745900554
I've had sex with three women from CL. 2 were in their 40s, but had amazing bodies. One of these was one of the best times fucking I've ever had. Went on for hours. She wore these high black boots.
>>745900554
I did on Monday.
I wish she would txt me back hahah ;___;
>>745918618
I didn't try tinder until long after college so I can relate.
It's better too because you have more control and more options. Randomly out at the bar who knows if only the dogs are out. Or if homeboys crewed up and are cockblocking everyone by either taking the girl or chimping out when you do.
Also you get to filter shit out a bit easier. God damn some of the girls I talked to on tinder and stopped after a brief conversation reminds me that if this happened when I am liquored up and in a bar I would probably end up rawdawging that shitty girl and I am thankful it wasn't the case.
If you can at least fake a conversation and have your own place, and live around a decently sized city, getting pussy is like shooting fish in a barrel with tinder.
A milf sent me this.
She had texted with me too she is not spam haha I want her to meet but she is reluctant
I just want a milf
>>745918717
fucking MORE
>>745919611
thats all sorry kiddo
>>745919327
I have a GF, but two married chicks on the side. I cant really tinder anymore. The GF keeps the married chicks from divorcing their hubbys and wanting something more and the married chicks make the relationship interesting and safe because because im not lurking.
>>745903227
>>745920103
The other day I met a nice girl on Craigslist and she was over at my house within an hour exchanging names on the doorstep. And by nice girl I mean she was offering anal sex and it made me blush
>>745900463
tore apart a bitch on plentyoffish
shit was wrecked. she came in, all 36 GG's of her, I offered her a beer and I smoked her out. And again.
By this time 20 min in- I showed her the exchange of goods. her eyes rolled up in the back of her head. i pushed her on the bed and showed her the condom. I got about 2 strokes in when i whipped it off and then the fun started. anytime she wimpered i gave her more tequilla or smoked her out.
I went at that pussy till it was red-black-and-blue
then her ass. she protested for another shot, then gave me that too. All i wanted. I even triple stuffed her with a few toys. A2V, A2M, M2A2V2A2M
and i told her to smile for the camera
best 80 bucks a nigga would..
>>745921178
Says camera...no pics
>>745900554
No just sweet delicious traps
>>745921357
Im not gay enough for traps.
>>745900554
I put an ad on to meet. A chick replied for a 40 dollars a BJ. I was desperate so I agreed. Her room smelled, there were 2 toddlers sleeping on the bed, she was fat, but god damn she could suck a mean dick. Saw her a few times after that then moved away.
>>745921676
Dude there are so many feminine penises out there, you're bound to find one that's not too gay.
>>745921264
not really into posting OP of my bedroom or my cock in a hooker with big filthy pillows of titflesh
>>745900554
One male and one female, to be exact
How can I fuck a MILF? Should I used a dating app or BP/Craigslist?
Also, how much should I pay the bitch? I have $500 bucks laying around and a severe case of blue balls.
>>745921823
I have been in several mmf threesomes where stuff happened, but never a gurl by myself. I would sense a life destroying obsession coming on.
>>745922054
Because you cant crop out the frame or blur out any faces. And you respect the discretion of the whore.
>>745921178
So you raped a drunk chick? Yeah, I believe you are a nigger.
>>745922106
Try posting an ad asking for milfs... It will be a headache sorting through the spam but after enough tries with some luck you'll get a hit or two
>>745900554
I did about 10 years ago. It was great. Hot Asian chick that was 10 years older than me(I was 25 at the time). She was a squirter, too.
We ended up dating for about a year after.
>>745903560
I always do "just fap" and get it over with. I need that contact though. I'm no virgin so I know how nice it is but it's been a few years. Shit like that story make me too fucking nervous to call up a hoe.
Also, fuck getting a girlfriend. I want to feel a woman not have my fucking life turned upside down.
>>745922106
>How can I fuck a MILF?
Are you presentable? Not super fat and gross? Can dress well? Try this.
Go to a supermarket during the day. Creep on milfs in yoga pants, and find one that is sufficiently thicc for your needs. Then just go and talk to her and be a gentleman, and drop a hint that you think she is sexy.
As soon as you've got a milf's phone number, you know she is down to fuck. She won't give you her number unless she will fuck you.
>>745922589
I ought to try this out at Trader Joe's. I have the free time
>>745922390
is it rape if they are on the clock and say yes?
Nawwwww - I may have been firm, but was more polite than other patrons.
Hard sex is hard, and she didnt mind getting high or drunk. I didnt pay for the 4 hours she was there, but just for her "company" also, sober hookers watch the clock. Drunk ones just want to fuck and hopefully sleep it off till they need to drive off. If they are still having a buzz, do you think they would rather fuck, or crash their shitty 18 year old car?
>>745902602
>ITT: Neckbeard virgins LARPing as womanizers
>>745922390
Its a privilege to be raped by a white person.
>>745922394
I'll try but do you recommend or have done it? If so, which place might work better...
Anyone ever pay a hooker to watch you jerk it and if so how much did she charge?
>>745922752
You got a prostitute high and drunk, then took the condom off after pretending to use it, when she was too distracted and drunk to realize it. Rape.
You deserve a bullet in your skull, you demented fuckup.
>>745912004
All humans should be reasonably concerned about STDs. This is a fucking thread about prostitution, so yeah, you should be a little bit more concerned than fucking normal.
What's wrong with fucking older women? How is that not a good thing? It's a fucking blast.
Again, you should absolutely wear a condom when having sex with a prostitute; especially ones from backpage or craigslist. You know for a fact these girls have had miles of dick ran through them.
You fucking idiot
>>745923173
>implying your qt3.14 girl hasn't had a train run on her a handful of times
>>745900463
Can I get that sauce my man?
>no (You)s
I fucking hate you guys
>>745923069
>>745923148
>>745922589
I really like that logic. I usually go for the college girls around my local supermarket area and some do give the pussy fast and easy.
Now, about me...I'm a not ugly or fat but I'm a little short which seems to be a downside. Mostly looking for a mom-type milf. LOL
>>745905487
TOP KEK
that is one of the funniest post i've ever read
>>745923148
so in a thread about fucking prostitutes, your quibble is with me deciding to raw dog it? I threw the condom at her face and proceeded to shower her with 20x $1 dollar bills for "girlfriend experience".
she took the money and did not tell me to stop. and then proceeded to suck my raw cock off till i got bored and stuffed it in her pooper, then went back to using her mouth.
a2m is ass to mouth. that was not consentual sex. it was a prostitute. one who does guys for money
it is impossible to rape a prostitute. when they are on the clock, they are yours till they punch out.
best anal ever. she barely wimpered when i turned it sideways
>>745903757
What's your method? I've wanted to see a college working, ask if she needs help with bills but tinder seems easier plus it casts a bigger net
>>745923028
I have exp finding milfs and chatting with them on CL
Getting them to hang out with you and bang is a different story
>>745906400
>>745905487
Quite an adventurer, aren't you?
>>745922553
keep fapping coward boi.
>>745923258
You're missing the point. It's one thing to bareback your gf who you are dating and trust and love... It's another thing to bareback a prostitute.
And my gf has had sex with ~10. She kept count and told me one day but I don't really remember because I don't care. I've had sex with something like ~30 women and a handful of men. I don't keep count and don't bother to remember such things. I have had an STD before, so you should listen when I tell you that you're a fucking idiot if you think should bareback a prostitute.
>>745904183
You sir convinced me to fuck a milf,just sent a message to like a 20 milfs. Will see how it goes
>>745924824
How hard it is?
