Let's play a little game, /b/.
Give a very vague description of where you live. This could include climate, wildlife, economic standing, etc.. and see if other anons can guess correctly.
>Weather can be very random, but winters are usually cold and dry and summers are very humid and warm to hot.
>Generally middle class, but there are a few impoverished cities.
> Our sports teams suck
>We don't say "soda" in reference to a carbonated beverage.
> Fresh water is in abundance.
>Oak trees, pine trees, deer, rabbits, turkey.
hot and humid
>>745867925
Florida
>>745867793
Hell
>>745867793
Canada
>town sits on a major river
>No pro sports teams here despite large population
>2 excellent college basketball teams in the state
>Well known for a certain type of booze produced here
NigAfrica
Somewhere in Ohio
>>745867793
Ohio?
>>745868115
>>745868129
No,, but you're on the right track.
>>745868023
I didnt say trashy
Texas
pine trees, lobsters, fireworks, and now decriminalized weed.
>>745868264
>>745868231
Hint: We hate Ohio more than we love anything.
>>745867793
Michigan
>>745868357
Washington?
>>745868392
Yep.
>>745867793
Arkansas?
>>745868160
Missississippippi
Right in the middle between a congregate of niggers and Donald Trump.
>>745867793
Best place in the world to live.
Beautiful weather year round
smoke the best weed
1 bedroom apartments start at 1.6k per month
drivers on crack
Old people
Odd crimes
Minorities
Hurricanes
Desert wasteland next to the arctic
>>745868557
California?
>>745868576
FUCKING BUTT FUCK F L O R I D A
>>745868557
London
>>745868576
Florida
>>745868522
Nope
>>745868599
Yes. but is it north or south?
>>745868616
Nope
>>745868660
Nosiree
>>745868681
North
Blue in red
Black people
Flooding lol
Smartass school districts next to dumbass school districts
>>745868160
North carolina
Weather is unpredictable, but it's always either the temperature of the sun and windy as fuck, or absolute zero and windy as fuck. We hate our gays and love our bibles.
>>745868793
>>745868793
Texas?
>>745868793
Faggotville texas
>>745868831
Kansas
>earthquakes
>niggers
>giant geometric objects
>murders per capita beats out chicago
>nobody honks their horn while driving
>somehow has some of the cleanest tap water in United States
>>745868831
Utah
>>745868977
Oregon
>>745868977
Flint Michigan
>>745867793
>give a description of where you live
no
>>745869094
We don't get earthquakes in MI.
>>745868380
Michigan
>>745867793
nice ! PHOTOSHOPPED EARTH wow as if it wasnt clear enough lmao !
the truth is coming out and your 'world' is being shattered haha. earth is flat get over it
>>745869094
I actually meant what I said about the water. It's really clean despite all the horrible shit you would think should be there.
>>745869088
Nowhere close
Hot summers
Relatively cold winters
Methamphetamine epedimic
Shitty football team
Country music
KKK
>>745869310
Mexico
>>745869352
Nebraska
The reef's nearly dead. Snakes, crocodiles. Hot as fuck and humid.
>>745869352
Georgia?
Trees, sheep, rugby, asians, housing crisis.
Not US
>>745869457
Australia.
I'll help
>giant river
>cat statues everywhere
>>745869402
too south
>>745869528
India?
>>745869563
Yeah. Can anyone be more specific?
Ben franklin. That's my description.
>>745867793
>Cant go out at night
>Niggers in every park passed 5
>Has several really boring but famous structures
>A chicken and chip shop around every corner
>>745869622
Yeah nah, more sheep
>>745869671
It is a small country, fuck you mean nigga?
>>745867793
Canada's wanna be dick
>>745869671
Gold coast m8
>>745868557
Colorado
>>745869528
New Zealand
>roads are shit and filled with potholes
>city council is absolute shit
>i hate the south of my province
>heat and humidity in summer is unbearable, and winters are also unbearably cold
>>745869590
egypt?
>>745869746
Do you mean literal sheep or sheeple
>>745869590
Giant geometric objects, cat statues and a river all say Egypt, but it's in the US...
>>745869800
Right state. I'm fucking stoked cowboys are in the top 4.
>>745869883
>
New Zealand?
>>745869865
Arkansas
>>745869865
>also, nickel
>>745869874
>>745869927
So close, but wrong continent.
>named after a city in egypt
>>745868977
>>745869088
>>745869094
>>745869402
>>745869883
I meant the woolly fucks yes
>>745869832
This guy is right
>>745870018
No, not really close.
>>745869590
You must be in vegas Nevada and referring to the luxor imo
>>745869528
Australia. Probably somewhere in NSW.
>>745869865
New Jersey?
>>745867793
i don't have power
>>745870239
>>745870018
Since you both said states, notice the word Province.
>>745870101
>>745870051
>>745869927
>>745869874
>Elvis
>Trap music
>Jazz
>>745870051
What the fuck is wrong g with you, you euro trash piece of shit. This is a US thread. You talk about how Americans are all retarded but nigga do you even reading comprehension?
>>745870051
Virginia?
Greece?
>>745870247
D.P.R. Korea.
>>745870247
This posses an Interesting paradox. How are you posting on 4chan?
>>745870316
>US thread
>>745869748
It's a massive country.
>>745870373
lmao not electrical power silly
I mean the power to choose what I want to do in life.
I'm a lady in Saudi Arabia
It's flat, everything is either BBQed or fried. It's rated as one of the worst cities to date in in spite of the fact that the majority of the movie theaters serve alcohol and have recliners and or couches. I've seen so many handjobs given at those places. Also once some guy stood up and peed all over the chairs at the AMC. Now you're limited 2 drinks at a time.
>>745870313
Memphis
>>745870313
Tennessee
>>745870316
No, it's in the United States.
>>745870342
Also, no need to get mad. We have New Zealand friends here too.
>>745870316
I never meant it to be just for the states. It's for anybody.
>>745870522
>>745870493
WINNERS!
>>745870316
Fucking americuck
My namea pajeet
No poo in loo
Street ok win
Show vagene and open boob say to women
City arsenic bad
Water also trash can river
>>745868480
The fuck OP? You've obviously never made it north of Flint. There are maybe a dozen cities in the UP and northern LP that aren't "impoverished," and the winter you describe is nothing like the rest of the state.
>>745870711
Tech support
>>745870711
India or Pakistan duh
>>745870313
Nashville
>>745867793
Pretty much all the other states hate us
>>745870459
>>745870553
>>745870588
>>745870702
And the (You)s go wild. KEK
>>745870818
California? Or Florida
Shithole where whites arent too white and niggers arent too nigger. Also far from trump. Now guess Anon
>>745868484
yea what I thought.
>>745870858
The last one was mine, the top 3 however are not
>>745870858
>master baiter over here
>>745870762
>>745870764
>>745869352
Missouri?
>>745870490
And this isn't even the same theater or part of town
>>745867793
Kinda cold. Taxes high as fuck. Lotsa gun violence
>>745870749
I live close to Detroit, but I've been to the UP a few times, and on Macinac Island. But it's different here in the southeast. Anywhere north of Lansing may as well be Canada.
>>745867793
rich af
Mountains
Snow
The cheese and chocolate company ltd.
>>745871022
Kek
>>745870818
New Jersey.
>>745870592
>>745870783
No, it's Memphis. Trap music unfortunately was our doing. We're sorry.
>>745871056
Michigan
>>745871007
>>745871050
If so it's Springfield, not KC. No meth here. Not since the weed got good. I think it's people growing with seeds from Colorado.
>>745871121
With conviction too
>>745871056
Antarctica
when will you guys fucking disarm the penguins?
>>745867793
Sounds just like where I live, Michigan.
>>745871059
What? No it's more like Wisconsin with better weed and less racism. I've got Yooper blood in me.
>>745871078
switserland or alaska?
>>745871226
Yeah, I live in Columbia. Probably not here either
Big city buildings
Empty no power
Mountains with trillions of minerals
Starved by our leader
Can't leave or get killed
Will get nuked soon
>>745869352
You all fail, it is Tennessee
>>745871078
Colorado.
>>745871254
I've been to New Jersey once.It wasn't bad, minus the smell. West Virginia is far worse.
>>745871375
Glorious democratic peoples republic of canada
>>745871455
You obviously didn't spend very long or you only went to Westfield.
>>745868115
Michigan, because there a town called Hell you can go sent clever post cards from.
>>745871354
You're right Anon :)
Swissfag.
>>745871338
It has less racism because everybody is white in the UP.
>>745871637
You lucky man
>cool in the 60° f atm
>a literal melting pot in the desert
>niggers usually kick it in the south
>biggie smalls probably hates this place
>yakuza get 1st priority in organ transplants
>>745871635
I just got back from El Río de las Ánimas Perdidas en Purgatorio in Colorado. Great Chocolate, but you have to stop along the way somewhere to get weed at a reasonable cost. I couldn't even find concentrates .
The river of lost souls.
Near a big ass lake.
>>745872035
L.A.
>>745871677
Not entirely true. My relatives live on the rez. The other side of my family is Jewish.
>>745872138
Yeah
>shit weather
>white niggers
>everyone is always drunk or high
>worst province in Canada
Known for: Mining, University, Mines, Shitty Roads, Mining, +1000 KM of land, More Mining, Nickel, and being the hub of Northern Ontario
>>745871987
you have a counter game on itt?
>>745870490
Dallas?
>>745872254
Alberta?
>>745872254
Oh. Calgary
>>745872254
Quebec
>tropical climate, dry and rainy season
>Lots of poverty and a small rich upperclass
>basketball is the most popular sport
>English is widely spoken
>ongoing drug war
>>745872311
this is my one anon
>>745869701
>>745872254
Alberta
The Manhattan Project
>>745867793
We don’t really have anything except suicide.
>>745872345
>>745872375
>>745872390
Newfoundland
>>745867793
hot most of the year, but then the weather spazzes out and we get a fucking blizzard or two sometime between late January and mid-Feb where everyone loses their shit and shuts down EVERYTHING for about a week. Somehow, we're never prepared for this. We're a southern state, but the only one that actually contributes to the 21st Century in any meaningful way, and we have generally decent people so long as you stay away from the more southern parts of the state.
>>745872534
Greenland
>>745872534
/china/japan
>>745872534
Alaska
>>745872534
Wisconsin
>>745872613
Idaho
>>745872613
NC?
>>745872534
Oh, and 18th century buildings.
>>745872799
no; we're a southern state
>>745872840
no
>Very hot during summer, humid as shit though
>Lowest it can get is 5c°
>Lower middleclass
>Everything is bent on fucking you up the nostrils
>Coastle area
>God awful internet
>nbn aint in place yet
>shit ton of bush around here
>very mountainous compared to rest of island
>ISLAND
>>745872613
Georgia
>>745872344
No. Although we also have Alamo Drafthouse here, I've never bothered to drive to it. We have the second most theaters per capita. That's why they all have hooch and comfortable chairs.
>>745872907
that's the one
Guess where I am
>chinks
>the 401
rest of the land is cities the government doesnt care about and rocks and bush and snow
>>745873024
Sydney?
>>745872799
>Southern State
>Idaho
Maximum Kek
My 'country' is so small, you can run its entire length in one afternoon. We have no standing military, and our only 'bank' is not owned by the Rothchilds.
>>745873024
Alaska
>>745872534
norway
>>745870490
Ok, another clue. The NAACP put out a warning to not come here.
>>745872534
Lithuania my dude
>>745873112
Russia
>>745873024
Quebec.
>>745873104
>>745873132
>>745873024
Also like to add:
>muh refugees welcome
>tropical climate, dry and rainy season
>Lots of poverty and a small rich upperclass
>basketball is the most popular sport
>English is widely spoken
>ongoing drug war
Super rare spiky trees in the desert
>>745873198
yup
>>745873209
>run its entire length in one afternoon
>Russia
>>745873218
Nope!
>>745873112
andorra?
>>745873249
Mexicano
>>745867793
Midwest US North of I-80
>>745873329
No
>Crooked politicians who have screwed us over nonstop
Should be easy
>>745873425
Israel.
>>745873288
Hold my vodka
>>745873112
Vatican?
>>745873182
>The NAACP put out a warning to not come here.
Shit, I'm packing up already...
>>745873260
New Mexico
>>745873425
Any Ontario City
>>745873425
Australia
>>745873529
Why, are you a baseball fan?
>>745873249
Panama?
>>745872254
>moose are a leading cause of death
>boats and fish
>skidoos and 4 wheelers
>literally the redneck part of Canada
>love and hate it at the same time
>>745873531
A few states too far. Think west coast. Its literally named after there's trees
>>745873425
California
>>745873522
Not quite, no.
>>745873369
>>745873613
Wrong continent
>>745873748
>fuck
>>745873112
Lichenstein
>>745873640
Northern Ontario or any territory?
>>745873542
>>745873577
Should've mentioned it's in the US
>>745873820
Even smaller.
>>745867793
Fuck you op. Here is a detailed description.
There is an island near me. On a river. That island has a lake on it.
Where do I live?
>>745873913
Malta?
>>745873640
Are you sure it's in Canada and not the UP?
>>745873913
Andorra or Monte Carlo
>>745874011
Even SMALLER.
>>745874043
No and no, lol
>>745873425
Chicago
>>745873640
new brunswick
>>745874061
San Marino
>>745874097
San Marino
>>745874117
Bingo
>>745874150
>>745874223
No. I'll just give it to you.
>
>>745874462
Oh shit, I forgot about this oil ri- country.
>>745874462
kek
Unironicly hates gypsies
>>745874557
pls respect our sovereignty.
>>745873828
>>745874135
>>745874032
Newfoundland my dudes the definition of ghetto.
good place to visit not to live.
>>745867793
weather could change at any moment.
lots of immigrants coming in.
legal weed.
>>745874462
Can anyone live here?
>>745868160
Kentucky
>>745874582
Italy
>>745874856
yes
>>745867793
South of Mason Dixon line
Long cold winters, short hot summers. City with inferiority complex full of try hard douche bags, social retards with plenty of hipsters and crackheads.
