If you could bring back any character in Game of Thrones who would it be?
FUCKING STARK MOTHER JUST SO HER COULD SEE WHO JOHN REALLY IS
THAT FUCKING CUNT
robert baratheon,
so the entire thing could be fucking ignored.
>>745857099
I can't blame her. She legit thought Jon was Ned's bastard. How would you feel if you got cucked?
>>745857002
This guy isn’t dead
>>745857002
Your mom
The mad king, I'm getting tired of cliffhangers.
>>745857575
In the TV show he is. If he weren't he wouldn't be absent for this long.
Especially given the showrunners loved wanking over their main characters
>>745858188
We didn’t actually see him get killed tho?
>>745858313
Brianna swung her goddamn sword before the scene cut to black. What more do you want?
since this is 4chan and no one actually reads this I'll tell you a scripted scene of season 8.
John dies to save Arya when they finally see eachother for the first time in years. Sword to the heart.
And there was already a hint of this in the show you fucking casuals.
The direwolves
Either Stannis or Tywin.
>>745858651
In such a gory show I want to see him actually dead
That5 Bastard Sean Bean
>>745857002
Ramsay Bolton needs to return.
Or Viserys
>>745857002
Sauron
I wonder if Arya could have actually killed him.
oberyn gaylord
>>745859189
Viserys was a little bitch tough. Why would you want him back?
>>745858862
who said he was actually dead?
I would be Rhegar targaryen
Because if I were him I wouldn't be stupid enough to have 3 children and name 2 of them the exact same name.
>>745859245
I don't think Ser Ilyn is dead
>>745859352
Imagine if he managed to make it to the throne
>>745859160
>surprise muthfucka!
So many Chad summerchilds itt.
>>745859245
If she actually followed the Faceless Man SOP she could kill anyone.
Joffrey of course.
>>745859523
The actors who played him was dealing with pancreas cancer awhile back.
While he was recovering I guess the writers just dropped him.
>>745857139
this
any answer but Bobby B is objectively wrong
howland reed
>>745857002
delete yourself
>>745859769
>she could kill anyone
The Mountain would like a wor-
Nevermind.
I think he could've survived
>>745861137
Even if he did, he won't be back. Did you see how eager they were to kill off Benjen?
>>745857002
children of the forest and giants
>>745858778
gr8 b8 m8.
Nothing important has been scripted yet.
>>745859791
People always look puzzled when I say I want him back too. Few people were as entertaining as this little shit. He was a comedy watching him go about his life. I loved watching him die but then I was sad after he was gone.
Petyr Baelish was good in that he was another unique character who had a very cunning approach to life. It was fascinating watching his plots come together. His long game in the show is different than the others throwing armies at each other. He also had no real side in any conflict other than his own.
chester bennington
>>745860027
nigger aint dead. just sherking it up in his swamp.
>>745861444
Fuck that. Everything that is happening is because of the children of the forest. That douche blood raven and them giving people fucked up dreams and shit making man fight man so they can kill each other off so the children can rule the world.
Fuck that. Fuck them.
It's a tie between this champ and the hottest woman Margaery.
Probably the Viper.
>>745861606
Peter was so fucking stale in the show.
The biggest Mary Sue asshole that nobody cares about because nobody knows him.
Varys is just a way better Littlefinger. Even in the books.
>>745861914
Oh fuck off with that. Never gonna happen.
>>745861839
Everything is happening because the first men started to destroy nature and the children of the forest. They did what they had to do to survive at the time.
>>745861914
That doesn't make any sense, from an age standpoint.
Dickon Tully
He was a good boy
>>745861990
The pic of Howland Reed is from the tower of joy.
So imagine him 15-20ish years older.
>>745861853
Yaaas. Dorne didn't get anywhere enough screen time. Obyrn. Dorin. Quentin. Arianne. Why doesn't the show like salty brown babes.
>>745861914
thats no howlan reed. thats the high swarrow a pesent from kings landing. ok dip shit if the high sparrow is howlan reed wtf happend to his northan accent and how the fuck did he age so quickly??
>>745859435
The writers of the show.
>>745861990
Explain how theon looks like an old man now.
>>745862108
I know, but Ned didn't seem THAT much older. I'm assuming that the High Sparrow is prolly 10 years (at least) older than Ned and Howland were/are
>>745859658
Preston Jacobs is my shit
>>745862112
When he was introduced he promised so much. He had an amazing story, incredible motives and a ton of history. And the actor was fucking gold.
And we got to see him for like 4 episodes.
>>745862224
My nigga.
Tywin. He's the fucking GOAT, and Charles Dance plays his character better than anyone possibly could.
>>745862112
The Sand snake storyline was royally fucked up, and thus so was Dorne's. I'll miss those tits too man, but there was no salvaging it.
>>745862202
I'm not sure about their actual ages. But Ned looks a hell of a lot younger than Reed in the tower of joy scenes.
Also I'm not even defending the theory. I think it's stupid.
>>745862324
It's pretty safe to say that the Sand Snakes were the most poorly written plot in the entire series.
Literally their only purpose was to destabilize Dorne. Have them kill their leader and then murder them. 10/10 screenwriters.
>>745859459
He was dead when she named jon
>>745862315
He was one of the better actors on this shit show.
Ned and Robert were cool too.
>>745859172
did we ever see her nude? i dint follow GOT that well
The guy with the horse cock
>>745863060
Sorry guys, but I won't be returning to the show
>>745857099
Read the books
>>745862986
A few times
All I know is that if Arya survives the whole way through I'll feel betrayed by the series. She's not even a good person anymore; she is literally a person who cuts people's faces off and wears them. That's insanity. They've set her up enough to "deserve" some sort of punishment... if she, Bran, and Sansa all survive, then the "unpredictable show" will have done the most predictable thing ever, which is allow all the heroic little kids to live. That's dumb.
>>745862986
We saw her tits.
Nothing to write home about unfortunately.
That stare-smirk is still the hottest thing to come out of the show.
He died in a bullshit way. Undead polar bear... holy shit this show.
>>745862560
This was/is the problem with GOT all over. Too much story in too few episodes. The last series was terrible. Ravens flying at the speed of light to get between places quick enough to cram everything in. If viewers didn’t know the back story from earlier episodes then no one would have a clue what’s going on now.
Also I want to bring back cersei from when she was actually fit. Not now where she looks like she’s been drinking petrol for the last 2 series.
>>745863347
Cuts bad peoples faces off you mean.
She's not prancing around killing indiscriminately, she even spared the Hound who killed a friend of hers.
>>745859523
>>745859245
I feel like the last time the book mentions him is the battle of blackwater. and he's in the same place as the show. I forgot a lot of the books tho soooo who knows.
He's just dropped form the story cause he can't talk anyway and tommen isn't torturing people.
he isn't dead.
Bring back tywin cause charles dance is the shit!
>>745858862
Greasier than Joffrey's cunt
>>745863347
With any luck the Mountain will kill at least one.
>>745863347
That whole season wasn't GOT-like at all, almost everything was super predictable.
I was surprised by Eulon's move though
>>745863539
The mountain is literally the dullest character in the show.
>>745857002
Brian
>>745859791
>>745861606
gf didn't bat an eye at the red wedding. watched it all motionless and just said "welp saw taht coming a mile away"
Soon as Joffery starts choking she sits up strait and starts pouting "oh no no no"
>>745863482
She spared the Hound 3 seasons ago. And had taken him off the list subconsciously long before that.
>>745863463
It just boggles my mind. Because they have had so much fucking filler in the last 3 seasons.
WHY NOT USE THE TIME FOR SOMETHING IMPORTANT.
Instead of rushing through 2 seasons worth of stuff in 7 episodes, they could have started this shit in season 5 and cut out all the bullshit.
>>745863652
No shit. His whole thing is that he's suppose to be a killing maching... but the writers NEVER USE HIM.
Even when he was alive.
>>745857002
Oberyn.
His death really made me lose what was left of my will to watch this show.
>>745857002
Ramsey Bolton. They should've let him escape.
>>745863482
Didn't she very seriously contemplate and was going to kill the guy who was selling something for too high of a price in Bravos, before she got distracted? She didn't even know that guy's situation or history. She's a loose cannon with her own judgements now.
>>745863497
In the book he is with Jamey to train him, they went to get Brienne who's ostage somewhere (held by the Spooky lady iirc) after capturing a few castels (Blackfish's, another guy's, can't remember)
>>745863754
So?
She's still not just a cold blooded killer. She kills people who wronged her family which was foreshadowed in the same episode as the red wedding.
>>745863810
Well they changed the actor like 3 times. And the only time he's actually fighting in the books is the same as the show, him vs the viper.
>>745863879
>take on iron born shirtless
>gets his ass kicked by Jon
No consistency.
>>745863920
She was going to kill the dude who sells people insurance and then never pays up if that's what you mean.
I don't recall her scoping out a dude who just overprices something.
>>745859245
damn it's hard to keep track of all the charters on this show. I don't even remember a lot of the charters in main story lines. like what is the name of the guy that's Jamie Lanster's right hand man ( pun intended)
>>745864178
He wasn't alone when he took on the iron born with knives.
And Jon has always been described as an incredible fighter.
>>745859965
Kek at that pic
>>745857002
Ned Stark.
Didn't miss him very much at first, but year after year and after watching the first season again, DAMN I wish I could bring him back, if to only see how fucked up the world has been in his absence.
P.S. Stannis was a cunt.
>>745864329
Bronn?
>>745863970
Yeah, I wasn't the one you answered too, i should have mentioned that, mb.
I agree with your post, just meant that it would have made no sense for her to go after the hound now.
Also we missed a lot of Arya's trouble keeping her identity in the serie, compared to the books, people missjudge how strongly she identify as a Stark now, she nearly lost her self in Braavos, now she's 100% loyal.
>>745859965
the whoooooooooooooooooooaaaare is pregnant
doran martell. dorne was a fucking dumpster fire and they have varys drop the fire and blood line instead of doran. fuck d&d
>>745861338
Benjen's fate makes me so sad.
>>745864394
Not sure. The guy that saved him from getting burned by the dragon.
the butcher's boy
>>745864248
The stolen kill is a Nights Watch deserter in the book, not a Loli enthusiast like in the serie, that was kind of overkill, beside that she hasn't hunted anyone undeserving that I know of
Can someone explain to me how it was easier for the show to kill Doran and have all the sand snake bullshit, than it would be if they just had Doran at the desk with Dany in S7?
Not a single person liked the snakes, and they could just not have shown a single scene from Dorne until Doran showed up at Dragonstone.
>>745864642
sentimental, but useless
>>745861137
In the books, ya. In the books everything is a plot twist.
In the show, no.
Tywin so he can fix all this shit
or Ramsay because he's sexy as fuck and evil as fuck
>>745864691
I wish we could have seen Areo fight at least once.
>>745864727
Holy shit, hell yeah Tywin.
Sure, he was one of the biggest foils to ever befall our heroes, but ffs, what an unbelievable boss. And, of course, Charles Dance owned that shit.
>>745862112
>babes
Anon...
>>745864669
Yeah that's the only time she kinda crosses the line. But iirc that's also when she gets punished and loses her sight.
The fucking pdf file scene from the movie was hilarious though, ripped right out of a pedobear comic. "Too old. Too old! TOO OLD. Do you have my kiddies or not?!"
>>745863347
Ya but GRRM is whipped. Show maybe, books she'll live.
Why the fuck doesn't anybody want Barristan Selmy back?
>>745863060
That horse with the guy cock
>>745864935
Because the actor was 100 years old.
You'll never get a good fight scene with him anyway. And there will never be a death for him that will be satisfying after all the hype.
>>745863335
The books are dead.
>>745864928
Yeah, she gets punished and it's a big part of her coming back to her senses, a faceless man has no reason to kill the deserter, only a northern girl would want to punish the traitor
>>745864928
Written by millennials probably
>>745863968
Raventree.
Ya he is dope in the books, but I think his actor in the show is like dying rn.
>>745865063
Maybe, but they are good, and Catherine Stark is "alive" in them
>>745857099
in the books she has lives again because dondarian does a little prayer to the lord of light and somehow transfer his life to her corpse.
she's a nasty rotten undead woman that can't speak because her throat is cut.
also that fat cunt needs to write more books.
my motherfucking nigga Barristan Selmy
How has no one said Khal Drogo yet?
>>745865080
True. But it's weird because the whole plot is undercut later on when we learn that all faceless men train without sight for a time. And the whole time she just cheats by warging into cats anyway.
>>745865063
Naw fam, we'll wring one more out of him before he literally becomes a beach ball and is hospitalized. Last one might never happen though.
>>745865457
Speaking of which, I'm sad that they took away Arya's and John's warg abilities in the show
>>745865277
Drogo was a boss. The actor is a total bro as well.
>>745865277
Cause he wasn't anything like the hype. He was pussy whipped by an Aryan bitch. He has a small cut and immediately caves to having a witch treat him.
Atleast in the books nigga has grevious wounds. He lost the entire skin off his pec. If he was still trucking in the show, he'd be in a Polo shirt fixing the garage while hillary dragon born takes what she "deserves"
>>745865578
Yeah, it seemed that warging would have been a much better explanation for how Snow came back to life at the wall. His soul goes into Ghost (whom Melisandre told him to stay near) and she heals his body so he can warg back in.
>>745865219
Very much alive in winds of winter. Riding danny' s horse which they killed off in s2?
>>745865629
Addendum: He's the only reason I'm looking forward to Aquaman and the justice league.
>>745865629
Look up his imdb trivia for a couple laughs.
>>745863708
nice lets see her nudes
ned.
>>745865722
He's a damn fine actor in frontier as well
>>745865578
I have faith that they'll still be in the show. Seeing nymeria show up this season gives me high hopes for wolf army battling the others underworld style.
>>745865667
Dude, what kind of shit you smoking?
>>745865712
Mind blown, first time I hear that, that makes a lot of sense
>>745857002
Oberyn
>>745858651
>GoT characters never come back as zombies
>>745865876
Are you denying that he stopped raping slaves, let a witch treat him after burning down her town (even though he didn't want it and no one besides Aryan bitch wanted it) and stopped being everything he was for some cunt who's whole character is basically "IT'S MY THRONE GIVE IT TO MEEEE"
>>745865805
Stargate Atlantis as well.
>>745865629
Drogo was a dumb motherfucker that got drunk and shoved mud in his wounds after mirri specifically told him not to get drunk and shove mud in his wounds.
He died the same way he lives. Like a dumb savage.
>>745866146
She poisoned him, you dumb motherfucker
>>745863060
The cock with the horse guy
>>745866078
Are you saying that it is a good thing to rape and pillage and let open wounds fester?
Put away your raging tic-tac boner for a second and realize that she wanted what was best for everyone and it makes sense.
>>745863060
The with the cock horse guy
>>745865847
I'm so fucking triggered that we didn't get to see Ghost in the entirety of the Season 7 trainwreck.
>>745866213
Why? She has no reason to want to kill him.
She was working with maester marwyn who very much wanted Danny to succeed. She had no motive to kill drogo.
>>745866246
They have dudes in the Khals who treat wounds by burning them. And they have the benefit of not being witches who wanna kill you.
And when you are supposed to be a fictional genghis khan, yes raping and pillaging is nice>>745866218
>>745866390
You taking stupid pills?
>>745866213
No? Not in the books and not in the show.
Books he was being a retard who didn't change his bandages and in the show she was inept as fuck.
>>745866358
Well, if we did see him he would have been taken north of the wall and killed, so at least that was avoided. The wolves were so underutilized in this series. They just die meaningless deaths.
>>745866504
No, in the fucking book it's said she ducking poisoned him you dense bitch
>>745866358
I don't think it would have made s7 any better if we had seen ghost. I think it's best to be forgotten. We can add ghost to the list of characters we'll never see again.
Along with robin ayren and daario
>>745866428
His whole thing revolved around change, and same with Dany.
They had never crossed the sea, they were gonna do that. They never fucked cowgirl style, he was into it. She ate a fucking horse heart. She learned their language. They were both rubbing off on each other and growing as a pair.
>>745864383
I'm with you. Ned was my boy. Fuck that cunt that killed him!
>>745866838
Could GoT exist if Ned Stark was alive? I feel like the Lannisters would fail to keep an army when the alternative is Ned Stark.
>>745866488
Dude she trained at the citadel. She trained in ashai. She was way to important to be in some backwater shit hole in the dothraki sea. She had a reason to be there. She knew marwyn who has an unhealthy obsession with dragons and in the end of a dance with dragons is literally coming to slavers bay to see Danny and her dragons.
She tries to heal drogo. He didn't listen. She tried to use blood magic to save his life and said don't come in the tent. What do they do, jorrah came into the tent. She did everything she could but the characters are fuckin stupid.
Drogo died cause he was an idiot.
Mirri didn't save him cause jorrah is an idiot
>>745866574
Link me to that passage then.
As far as I remember Mirri gave specific instructions as to how to keep the bandages clean.
Change bandages every day. Soak in boiled wine. Apply remedies. Keep the wound clean etc etc.
And Drogo immediately ignored all that and it got infected.
>>745866921
Lannisters have money. Ned has trees. Not sure who would side with him.
>>745857002
Jamie's hand.
>>745866921
If Ned were still alive he'd be sent to the wall or assassinated.
Osha or Ygritte
The only choice.
robb stark, he was such a badass before he went and thought with his dick. What a faggot
>>745866612
Pretty much why I see GoT as mediocre fanfiction to the books.
>>745867237
I got so sad when I saw him in that piece of shit movie The Great Wall.
He deserves so much better than that garbage.
>>745867328
That westerland chick totally used a love potion on his bitch ass.
>>745867339
We only have to suffer through one more season.
I'm hoping it ends with the comet from s1 falling and killing everyone.
>>745867524
yeah it's called that bangin body and that trimmed quim
Joffrey
This bamf from s3&4
>>745867328
not that much of a badass he flapped it from Jaime
>>745867624
Lol'd.
I can't even come up with a satisfying ending.
Either the ending will have some unlikeable asshole like Cersei on the throne which will suck. Or it will have some cookie cutter ending with Dany/Jon or their kid on the throne which will suck.
So pretty much yeah. I want the white walkers to sweep over everyone, have the naysayers choke on their words and the night king sits his frozen ass on the throne.
And then kings landing erupts in a green fireball. THE END.
>>745867861
The biggest bitch ever, his end is so satisfying in the book
>>745866803
Yeah but I'm an angry virgin who's insecure enough in his masculinity to way overvalue it in fictional characters
Raping and pillaging is so badass amirite
>>745866390
yeah right, she was trying to head off the "Stallion who rides the World" which would have been the kid of Dany and Drogo and would have meant the extinction of everyone not Dothraki.
>>745868182
How does Locke die in the books again?
>>745868106
I'd love that ending. It would really capture the message grrm is trying to promote with the story.
Hodor, Hodor, Hodor!
Whatever happened to good old uncle edmure? This motherfucker still rotting in casterlyrock? He dead yet?
>>745857002
Probably none of them
>>745857002
I only watched the first season then I lost interest. They chopped of the guys head from Lord of the Rings. The rest was porn. Well, softcore porn. They don't show the pussy or anything up close. I asked myself why I was watching this when there is much better porn on the internet. I turned off my TV and logged into BangBros. Best decision I ever made.
Rhaegar. Dude was unquestionably awesome, but had the misfortune of being matched up against God Mode Bobby B.
>>745868373
Unfortunately he's already promised us a "bittersweet" ending.
So pretty much everyone you like will die. Everyone you hate will also die. And the ones you give 0 shits about will live.
Side rant: I have come to fucking hate it when writers know the ending of their story years before they even write it. Like what is the point if you're not gonna let your story evolve and change? Why force it to steer to your predetermined ending? Makes for awful storytelling in my experience. And the ending is never satisfying because it feels so forced.
>>745868302
Brienne bite his ear during a rape and it fucking fester, he's found rotting alive in Harendall, it's great
>>745868266
However if their child was the Prince that was promised, it would mean the salvation for everyone.
>>745868182
lol, he doesn't even exist in the books you fucking cuntnugget
>>745868684
That's because you have the attention span of a toddler and the depth of a puddle.
Nobody cares about the TITS AND DARGONS.
It's the politics that drive the show amazingly enough.
>>745868555
who cares
>>745868769
Oh yeaah.
Good times were had by all.
I'd read the first books again if I didn't cringe at every chapter that has a Stark in it.
>>745868725
If everyone dies and Sam is left on the iron throne writing a book I'd be happy.
Hell any ending that doesn't have kit Herrington or emilia Clarke sitting on the thing will be fine in my book.
>>745868832
He's Var Goat you cunt. He's mixed with on of the Mercenary Golden guards who takes the black to assassinate John but for the most part he's Vargo.
>>745868957
Apparently not the writers
>>745868684
>logged into BangBros.
>Best decision I ever made.
>BangBros.
>>745868725
Serial stories on free sites tend to go off on tangents the author didn't expect, as the character develops, so does the story. These can be quite enjoyable, as long as they have a editor to rein in the worst Mary Sue wish fulfillment.
Forcing a story to a given track when the character has evolved from that track doesn't work.
>>745861853
Yeah bro, the Red Viper was my nigger. I was going to be disappointed if he was not already being posted here when I came to the thread.
>>745857002
BLACKFISH YOU FUCKING CUNTS
>>745869151
That became evident when they gave up on Dorne.
Hodor... HOLD THE DOOR!
>>745857002
SHANE!
>>745863497
>Bring back tywin cause charles dance is the shit!
Easily the best actor on the show and a great villain. I kept hoping he ended up on the Iron Throne somehow.
D+D=T and R=T - a never-before-seen parentage theory
Before we begin, take a few moments to ponder what D+D=T could be. If nothing makes sense, don't worry. It'll make 137% perfect sense in a moment.
It all starts somewhere
Here's Martin's big tell: King's Landing has 7 gates. You might think that 7 relates to 7 gods. Or the 7 kingdoms. But what if "the Seven" was invented just to play with us? To mask the elaborate interrelation between ASOIAF and one of the most famous works from the ancient Greek world?
Thebes
Here's a fun fact: the ancients referred to Greek Thebes as "7-gated Thebes." In other words, King's Landing = Thebes. From this humble starting point, we'll eventually arrive at D+D=T, so coat yourself in tinfoil and let's dive down the deepest, darkest rabbit hole.
What's so special about Thebes? Thebes is most famous for being home to Oedipus. The legendary Oedipus killed his father and married his mother. Incest, if you haven't noticed, is a major theme. King's Landing is to incest what Las Vegas is to gambling. But do we have our Oedipus?
Oedipus Rex
There's one clear candidate. His father disowned him from birth (like Oedipus). He's nearly universally hated (like Oedipus). And he kills his father (like Oedipus). Yes, that's right. Tyrion, our favorite dwarf, is destined to shag his mother.
But before we address how that doesn't make any sense, let's quickly flesh out a few similarities between Tyrion and Oedipus.
TyrionOedipusTyrion has an abnormal gait, waddling to and froOedipus - literally meaning "swollen foot" - had his feet bound, which would likely create an abnormal gaitTyrion saves King's Landing but that doesn't save him from being hatedOedipus saves Thebes but that doesn't save him from being hatedDisowned by father Tywin, who contemplates infanticideDisowned by father Laius, who attempts infanticideKills father TywinKills father Laius
In broad strokes, Tyrion matches Oedipus - but what about on the most important details?
>>745869331
>I may be grass, but it's the grass that you trample who hides the viper. Will you be my viper ?
Man, they fucking ruined the best arc
Err you’re all gay for not wanting Ros back. Best dead tits in kings landing.
Rob stark
>>745857002
That hooker from Winterfell. She had some nice tits.
>>745863708
Your gf ain't right, run.
>>745869526
Joanna Lannister
But isn't Joanna dead? Yes, that does appear to be a kink in the theory. But let's not get bogged down byrealitytechnicalities yet. I plan to resolve the problem of her death unconventionally: Joanna is not Tyrion's real mother.
A womb and birth canal does not make a biological mother. If I take my eggs, get my husband to sperm one up, and implant it in your womb, are you the real mother? No. What we've got with Tyrion is an early example of surrogate pregnancy.
But then who is Tyrion's real mother? Dany. Father? Drogo. D+D=T. You heard it here first, folks. Before we see the ironclad support for such a theory, let's note the remarkable similarities between Dany's child and Tyrion.
Rhaego vs. Tyrion
Dany gives birth to a child that Mirri Maz Duur claims is hideously deformed, half(hu)man and fiendish.
"Monstrous," Mirri Maz Duur finished for him... "Twisted. I drew him forth myself. He was scaled like a lizard, blind, with a stub of a tail and small leather wings like the wings of a bat."
Tyrion can easily be associated with each and every one of Rhaego's characteristics. This association reveals their elaborate interrelation. Tyion, like Rhaego, has been called:
Monstrous and Twisted
"the twisted little monkey demon"
+
"a twisted little monster"
+
"Your head was monstrous huge, we heard, half again the size of your body, and you had been born with thick black hair and a beard besides, an evil eye, and lion's claws. Your teeth were so long you could not close your mouth, and between your legs were a girl's privates as well as a boy's"
Tailed
"you were said to have one, a stiff curly tail like a swine's"
Scaly and Winged
>>745869324
Is the Blackfish a meme of some sort? Or are you the same fag who's in every GoT thread? I see a lot of love for this guy on here. I mean he was definitely cool but very minor.
>>745869574
>"TIDDIES FUCK YEAH BRO HIGH FIVE xD"
cunt
>>745869064
I'm gonna agree on that.
Sam can live and write his book with "a more poetic title". Everyone else can go die in a fire.
Especially Dany. All buildup, no payofff. She can give birth to her deformed incest bastard and die.
>>745869634
As the child of Dany+Drogo, he's obviously associated with scaly, winged dragons. But even if we momentarily lose all sanity and entertain someone else as the father, likeAerys, then that still associates Tyrion with scales and wings. Two additional associations: (1) as Master of Coin, Tyrion had the King's Scales (under his jurisdiction), and (2) Tyrion's Lannister lion is connected to a scaly lizard through Martin inventing a special fantasy creature thelizard-lion. So far, zero tinfoil.
Surrogate pregnancy
The big question is how we can conclude that surrogacy was involved, considering the tiny problem that Joanna and Dany were never alive at the same time. Thankfully, Mirri Maz Duur has got it covered.
Mirri talks about a reversal, and cycling, oftime:
"When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east... Then he will return, and not before."
In other words, before Dany's husband returns, a reversal in time - symbolized by the sun moving in its opposite direction - has to complete. Quaithe, too, has more to say about time travel:
"To go north, you must go south. To reach the west, you must go east. To go forward you must go back"
>>745869725
You must go back... in time.Somethingfrom the past needs to come to the future, andsomethingfrom the future must make its way to the past. Thatsomethingis Dany's unborn fetus, Rhaego, who Mirri transplants back in time into Joanna's already-occupied womb by using Drogo's soul (Rhaego thus kills/absorbs his biological father). Back in the past, Joanna's genuine fetus (by Tywin/Aerys) isn't delivered and remains dead for years until Mirri blood magics the baby back into the present. Dany delivers the decaying time-capsule.
"When I touched him, the flesh sloughed off the bone, and inside he was full of graveworms and the stink of corruption.He had been dead for years."
Mirri confirms that Joanna's fetus, delivered by Dany, had been dead for years.
Recap
Using Drogo's soul, Mirri transports Rhaego-the-fetus back in time where he's delivered by an already-pregnant Joanna. Joanna's fetus (fathered by Tywin/Aerys) doesn't make it. Collateral blood magic causes this fetus to resemble Rhaego, and it begins to decay. After "being dead for years" Mirri sends it back to the future, and delivers it from Dany's womb. Back in the past, Rhaego gets named Tyrion (R=T). Tyrion lives as a Lannister for over 34 years. Even though he has already killed/absorbed his biological father Drogo, Tyrion kills his adoptive father Tywin for shits. Tyrion returns to Dany to complete Mirri's prophecy: "then [her husband] will return, and not before." Tyrion marries Dany, his mother. Oedipus gets Rex'd. The world shutters as Tyrion begins to mount it.
Direwolves for the win.
Everyone else sucks fat cock.
>>745869766
Predictions
Tyrion kills Hizdahr zo Loraq (because why not at this point?)
Dany and Tyrion marry. Their marriage is first consummated in King's Landing (Thebes)
King's Landing will be leveled to the ground, much like Thebes
Tyrion will fly a dragon because he's the Stallion who Mounts the World
Tyrion becomes King of Westeros
Tyrion will gouge out his eyes (like Oedipus, also fulfilling Mirri's description of Rhaego as blind)
Technical note: the father of Joanna's fetus doesn't matter in the end, since its purpose is to die for years. The father could be moonboy for all I know.
TLDR: The halfman is the Stallion who Mounts the World. Mirri Maz Duur created a rift in spacetime to do a fetus-swap, making Rhaego and Tyrion the same person, and creating a prophecy where he becomes destined to marry Dany, his mother.
>>745869526
Check the fucking punctuation after copy pasting you nerd, this is unreadable
>>745869454
Fucking kek
khal drogo should have stayed around longer
there was way too much goddamn hype surrounding him for them to just kill him off the way they did
>>745869803
While this manage to make sense in a twisted kind of way, you omit a little detail.
Martin isn't writing the fucking Oedipus. Similarities != Copy
>>745857002
The most under-appreciated character on the show.
>>745869169
I'm talking specifically about the ending.
Like lets say that D&D has decided that everyone will die by zombies, that's fine. But it's not fine when it's clearly been shown in the show that the wights are weak as shit and would get demolished by even a small army on horseback.
Just as a rushed example.
>>745869813
Too much effort
Easier to just copy and paste
>>745870203
That's what he wants you to think
GoT ( the tv show) is now shite. I don’t want anyone to come back. In fact I want them all to go away. They can hang out with all the normies who still think this show is any good.
How does one make sense of the time passing in the series/book.
>>745870353
Yeah but javelin throwing ice Jesus can just bring everyone back for round 2.
Where is your lord of light now boi
>>745870351
Fucking laser dragon
>>745870466
What does it matter?
Not even GRRM has the timeline down really.
Everything happens within like 5 years anyway.
>>745870351
Considering their weight, dragons can't fly anyway. Or breath fire.
Bran is omniscient.
Arya is a Mary Sue.
Sansa is wearing plot armor.
Meanwhile you got cool motherfuckers like Benjen dying off.
>>745870466
>How does one make sense of the time passing
You dont
>in the series/
You dont
book.
You dont
Chapters don't appear in chronological order
Everyone on the show can teleport and use warpspeed when it suits the plot.
Time is an illusion.
Because the entire story already happened
And is being retold in the future
By the only one capable of surviving the ice zombie apocalypse
>pic related
>>745864727
Tywin would literally fix this shitshow in a matter of weeks. I'd love to see Dany even try and YAAAAS QUEEN him, would be the single greatest moment in the series
>>745870687
If they fly by magic, why in the fuck do they need wings?!?!?!
>>745870836
Too bad oberyn fucked his shit up
>>745870500
See that would be a prime example of why deciding on the ending so early is shit.
You have to resort to stupid logical leaps like that to force your precious ending.
>>745870714
I'd like to order my plot armor without the "lick a dog's butthole" option please
>>745870939
No he didn't. Don't even start on that.
>>745870976
Jamie's plot armor is made from helium. He can afford it though.
>>745870567
Nigga came straight out of a fuckin lake. If he tried to dry them he wouldn't have any gotdamn wings.
But if he had to crawl his ass up to the wall the Watch probably would have fucked his shit, so there we go. Dragon wing plot armor. SMH.
>>745870500
This show has gone so far down the shitter an actual successful genocide of the entire human race would only make things better.
I'm rooting for him.
>>745870889
I don't know, you tell me. All I know is that those tiny ass wings can't life a lizard of this size, that dense.
>>745870714
>Sansa
>Plot armor
What? When has she ever been in a situation where she should have died?
And Arya isn't a Mary Sue. She spent 7 seasons earning her skills.
>>745871051
Dude tywin was already dead before the imp showed up.
He was balls deep in widows blood thanks to my main man oberyn. Dude was fucked regardless.
I just started reading tbe books and i have to say that they are way more graphic than the tv show. Arya literally made hot pie shit himself with a wooden sword.
>>745871172
And she fucks up a lot, she doesn't realize she's being led on by littlefinger about the letters, only Sansa sees through it
>>745871234
Dude. Don't.
The Red Viper of Dorne makes a show of his kills. He doesn't poison old men. And sure as shit not before he got his confession from him.
>>745871172
Show Arya is a fucking psychopath that has to spin a personality wheel when she wakes up in the morning to decide who she wants to be.
>>745871380
>And she fucks up a lot, she doesn't realize she's being led on by littlefinger about the letters, only the bran9000 sees through it off screen
Fixed
>>745871380
Because Littlefinger plays the game.
Arya is dumb as a brick. That's why the lone wolf dies but the pack survives.
Littlefinger went all emo lone wolf and got rekt. Bran is a whole load of bullshit though.
>>745871425
No?
She's 100% Arya. Only now she's Arya with the power to kill the people who murdered her fucking family. She only recently learned that what's left of her family is actually doing okay and she decided to join the pack and offer them her very particular set of skills.
>>745859067
Tywin was the only one who knew what was going on and how to handle it. Shit fell apart when he died.
>>745864727
what about theon greyjoy benis ?
>>745862163
kek
>>745871202
Says it all about this show now...
>>745871396
He didn't need a confession he already knew the answer going into it.
Plus he literally trained to poison old men. He fucking studied it.
Ugh lemme spell it out for you right quick.
He came to kings landing to kill tywin. Gregor wasn't even there when he showed up.
He didn't know that joff was gonna die or that tirion was going to be blamed for it.
He was already doing his thing, planning on killing tywin.
The mountain was going to come later when everyone suspected oberyn killed tywin and he had to stand trial for it.
He'd do trial by combat, the lannisters would choose Gregor as their champion he'd kill him and go home to dorne a free man.
Joff fucked it all up by eating the poison meant for tyrion and throwing oberyn's plans into disarray.
I screamed for a solid 10 min when he died. Bring him back so he can claim his rightful place atop the throne at the end of the show.
Pic related.
>>745868684
sauce?
>>745871816
She's the fucking terminator Batman wolverine with super sayian powers
>>745864935
True.. best swordsman alive for like 20 years. Even now I could cut through the five of you like butter.
>>745872027
Ugh his trial was such absolute bullshit. Let's have Sandra go back on her sworn testimony, along with a ton of other bullshit charges with zero evidence and your only witness is a practically comatose boy who sees things
>>745872027
Most people view him as a "bad guy" but I like how to wants to turn the game of thrones on it's ass.
He's manipulative, cunning, and underrated.
The showrunners clearly didn't know what to do with him, because they don't understand his character.
>>745871969
He didn't need a confession from the Mountain either, but he got killed because he wanted the confession so badly.
There is no precedence of him poisoning people, only of him poisoning his blades.
Sure he was gonna try killing Tywin. But he wasn't gonna assassinate him WITH POISON days after "THE VIPER" arrives in Kings Landing. He's not a fucking idiot.
>>745871969
What ? The poison wasn't meant for Tyrion. Grandma ruined the plan by murdering Joffrey. There was load of evidence that Grandma Highgarden plotted Joff's death before the serie revealed it
>>745872156
Even Littlefinger is afraid.
>>745871088
Also where did the javelin guy suddenly get his massive chains to pull dennis the dragon out the frozen lake?
And which brave Ice zombie offered to dive down and hook the fucker up to the chains?
Especially as 30 seconds earlier in the episode the zombies couldn’t swim for 10 meters to kill the lads stuck in the middle??
>>745872027
I was so fucking happy when he died.
Every scene with him was cringeworthy because they were so forced and tryhard.
More Varys. No more Littlefaggot.
>>745872156
omg, their faces!
its like the artist tried to draw them as poorly as he could but failed horribly and made them an exact match xD
>>745871529
>Because Littlefinger plays the game
>plays the game
>the game
>>745872588
10 meters?
Try 2 meters. At most.
That fucking thing almost made me turn it off.
A MILLION UNDEAD ZOMBIES STOPPED BY 4 FEET OF WATER. FUCK YOU SHOW
>>745872707
Wow, that came out of nowhere
>>745872588
Are you retarded? Nigga revives the dead and turns babies into magical ice wizards. He has clearly unlimited armor and weapons and revived a fucking dragon.
>yeah but where did he get chains?
You're not a thoughtful person.
>>745867237
dude this is the proper answer. fuckin retard got himself killed fuck
>>745872847
Fucking ants can manage to make a raft/bridge with their own bodies but the army of the dead can't. Spoopy. If those fucker win one battle versus trained military imma slap some bitch
The "Game of Thrones" is effectually over in the show.
Especially since the others have passed the wall.
>>745872513
Jesus Christ this shit is basic.
The strangler kills people fucking instantly. Joff didnt start feeling the effects of the poison until after he ate tyrion's pie.
Yes I know in the show old crone Tyrell says she was going to kill joff but why would she conspire with littlefinger and a drunk moron to put a poison in Sandra's hair net just to put the poison in the wine. Why wouldn't she just put the poison in the wine?
>>745872505
He wanted the confession from the mountain in public so that he could be put to death, qyburn could revive him with his weird necromancy shit, and dorin could expose cersi as a liar to the world. It's all a part of the dornish master plan to spread rhoynish law throughout the 7 kingdoms.
>>745872949
Also they just came from Hardhome.
You know, the place with all the boats. That use those exact kind of chains for their anchors.
Idk where he could have gotten them tho.
>>745860050
underrated post
>>745872949
He can revive the dead not manipulate metal.
>unless he’s Magneto?
>>745872588
Hearthome depot.
Same place he got the gear for the scuba zombies to swim to the bottom of the lake
Seriously no Roose?
Roz the whore. She was dedicated to her work, and was never mean to anyone.
Or all of the wolves. Fucking GRR Martin. That dude should die.
>>745873343
Who said the chains were metal
>>745873377
who the fuck is this
>>745873343
there's several castles/settlements of people north of the wall, and south west from the north were lands inhabited by people (castles and whatnot) which are also owned/controlled by the night king. he could've easily gotten chains from any one of those castles/inhabitants
>>745873120
Literally my thoughts exactly when I was watching the episode.
"Okay so now they're gonna be like linking together and making a little bridge like those army ants on Discovery".
"Oh okay. They're just gonna stand there and fucking wait for 3 days for it to freeze over. Okay".
Like you could fucking jump that gap easy. And we've seen them do full on Usain Bolt sprinting. Almost had an aneurysm watching it all unfold.
>>745873540
>how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?
>>745861914
This is almost as retarded as the "Bran is the Night King" theory
>>745873605
Ok good point anon
>>745873377
Roose is still alive
In a theory known as "Bolt-on", some readers believe thatRoose Boltonis an immortal being, possibly anOther, that steals and wears other people's skin.
Evidence for
TheFaceless MenofBraavoshave demonstrated that it is possible to remove other people's faces and wear them as a disguise. TheDreadfortis proximate to Braavos, so the Boltons might have sailed there and learned the secret.Even if they never travelled to Braavos,House Boltonhas been flaying people for centuries, and would be most likely to discover that skin could be worn.Roose states that the only reason he did not kill his illegitimate sonRamsay Snowis the taboo of kinslaying. However, Roose conceived Ramsay when he hanged a miller and raped his wife beneath his swaying body, and broke his sworn oaths by killing hisliege lord; it seems uncharacteristically moral of him to shun kinslaying.It seems more likely that Roose plans to take on Ramsay's identity and skin eventually, as Ramsay shares Roose's distinctive blue eyes. Even if the being wearing Roose's skin is immortal, its persona needs to "die" every so often to avoid suspicion. It is even possible that Roose killed his only trueborn sonDomeric Bolton, because Domeric did not share Roose's eyes.Reeknotes that Roose does not seem to age:“Though past forty, [Roose] was as yet unwrinkled, with scarce a line to tell the passage of time...there was an agelessness about him, a stillness.[1]”Nearly every mention of Roose Bolton mentions the pale coldness of his nature or eyes, indicating that he might be an Other. At one point, it is even stated "Roose Bolton's own face was a pale grey mask".[2]Old Nantells Bran a story of a man who had a child with a woman in white, probably an Other by her description. Old Nan's stories have a surprising history of being true. This child could be Roose.
Again copypasta fuck reformatting
>>745869454
Sorry mate....he broke th e code
>>745873343
Jesus Christ suspension of disbelief.
>dragons
>ice zombies
>multiple resurrections
How come chains tho? dragon guy way under da water. Dragon get pull up with chains. Where king zombie find chains?
Poking holes in epic fantasies that become cultural sensations doesn't make you smarter than the actual prolific geniuses who spend decades conceptualizing them. It makes you a douche.
