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What's yours?
i never jerk off on 4chan
>>745845066
That I am not gay.... I am not joking.
Everyone in my university thinks that I am gay, but I am not.
I guess some poor gays heart is going to be broken when I tell 'im:
"Sorry, but I like hairy, bushy, vaginas"
>>745845066
that im shy and a virgin and i want sex so bad bud most places are so far and im to newfag at it to know what to do about finding it
That I am a girl........and I use 4chan
>>745845367
Tits + Timestamp
love fat chicks
related: my gf
>>745845367
wish there were more girls like you here
>>745845066
I fantasize about rape and incest sometimes
>>745845597
so, it's not a secret..
>>745845603
There are more than you know
>>745845066
/b/ - Random
>Random
Random
/b/
>>745845066
I really, really want to be raped. I've had a rape fetish for years now. Tried to bait someone once but it didn't work.
>>745845700
really?!,wish i find any willing to chat haha
if any see this comment my kik is rarejohndoe
I practice selfsuck
>>745845681
pretty common
>>745845066
I secretly want to torture and kill some ppl...
>>745845066
I have a ladyboy fucktoy who I see at a local massage parlor, and have been seeing for about 5 years. Most of the time, it's just a blowjob while she gives me a prostate massage.
About a year ago, It had been about 3 months since I'd seen her, and I was giving her a little dirty talk while she blew me.
> I want to feel that ass, honey.
> Okay honey, you fuck my ass.
She climbs on top. I realize as she's squatting down onto my cock that she didn't put a condom on me.
Her ass felt amazing though, so I kept going. Fucked her for about 15 minutes. She nutted all over my stomach and chest (she has a small, but very functional cock). That sent me over the edge, and I busted a massive load deep into her ass.
Immediately consumed with regret and fear, since I just barebacked a hooker. Rush out to get tested. Came back clean.
Can't stay away, been going back to fuck her tight little ass raw every few weeks. She loves when I pull out and cum all over her gaping asshole and ass cheeks. Also been seeing her for longer (free) sessions at her place.
In summary: I'm regularly fucking a tranny hooker, for free, and I see and text her so much she's practically a girlfriend. Yep, I'm a giant fag, and I can't help myself.
>>745845997
noice. is she azn?
>>745845997
where are you that you got tranny massage parlors?
>>745845066
i secretly listen to nickleback
Wife and I love incorporating incest and agelpay into are sex
>>745846204
wtf kys
>>745846204
>>745845066
I'm Meghan's cousin
>>745845066
when my father was in a coma i laid on his chest heavily to cut of his breathing and end his life faster than death by wiithdrawal of water/ food. when my daughter was born very prem, i made the decision to take her off life support and she died in my arms.when my sister went into full renal failure and refused care i was the one to hold her as she died... i dont know how i carry on most days
>>745845997
post a picture of the tranny, you fag
We were never for each other , we were way too different but you grew to my heart and will have special place there. I liked you but something have pushed me away from you , little things over time gathered , realized I have problems too on my own , you didn't want your boyfriend to have problem you just wanted a normal relationship. And now you have one and really i am glad for you , don't know if i will ever forget about you but you wanted me to stay forever and i couldn't promise you that . Now i feel different , i would stay but again i would not be myself. I would be your monster . Your cute monster . Which i liked at the start but it grew strange after . I didn't want to have servant , you didn't want to serve. Something went wrong and now we will never say things we should have said . Its all past now. All lost in one moment of your sms breakup . He will be your bear now , your cuddle bear he is good guy i don't know him but i can see it in his face. You were a child i were senile adolescent with too many fucking problems on my own. You wanted love ,, i gave you . I thought my love was enough but i knew deep that its not . Yet you told me its okay , you don't mind it . The little things i didn't do for you were outnumbered and you just couldn't take it anymore. Its nothing . I don't mind. I forgive you. Just i can't cope with it that you were silent about it. I hate silent people because i was one of them. If you don't like something , speak up . Speak about it openly and without fear of disagree. Its your thought. I underestimated you. But i wanted too see your full shine but it was too late . Way too late. And I am sorry. I am really really sorry. One of my biggest mistakes of my life . I had a girl who would give anything for me , just to be with me in the same room. I didn't quite understand it how it worked , what she liked about me , what what what what THOUSANDS question yet i didn't ask them , just went silent i became like you just like you silent
>>745846652
btw... nothing sounds worse than the adonal breathing of a loved one... nothing hurts more than getting used to it.
Why do people shame you when you reject a physically disabled person when they ask you on a date? I mean it's only natural to not want to mix genes with a person with a birth defect. So.. why?
>>745845597
Nice. Love that it's a thing now and don't have to hide it anymore.
>>745846760
Green text foggot
>>745845597
yikes. are you a feeder?
>>745845997
>"Her"
>>745846833
Political Correctness. I had to reject a disabled and got some shit for it.
>>745845597
fat chicks are good at fucking and you don't have to worry about them coming up with a bunch of stupid date ideas because they are too lazy for physical activities
>>745845846
Trolls are about to feed on your desperation homie
>>745846203
Boston area. Search craigslist therapeutic for ladyboy. You might find a few in your area too, if you look close.
>>745846164
Yes, Vietnamese. About 5'7, 130 pounds, face is a little rough, but nice implants, nice ass, great hands, a very talented mouth, and an incredibly tight hole - tbh, tightest I've ever been inside. Need to use a lot of lube to get inside, and she likes it hard once I'm in. Have made her cum a few times from anal only, which is an incredible turn on.
>>745846926
What did they say? I also had to reject a disabled person, he was like three feet tall and was missing an arm and some fingers due to a birth defect. Sure I felt sorry for the poor schmuck, but certainly not sorry enough to date him!!
When I get a slurpee I only drink about half of it then put the cup in the middle of the road, a lot of people drive around it because they don't want a slurpee to explode on their car
I only shit in showers. Don't invite me over to your place.
I am a pedo, I did something to some little girl.
>>745847430
i only shower in shit. pls invite me over
>>745847358
They said I should have taken pity on him, given him a chance, etc. Wasn't gonna happen.
Most cops are gay
>>745847475
fag
>>745845066
tried to kill my bro a few times when I was a kid/teen, fortunately for me I never succeeded though
>>745845253
why do they think you're gay?
>>745845066
1. I occasionally have sex with my gay friend when we're drunk and on cocaine.
2. I cum every single time I shit. Like not by tugging off, no orgasm, literally just by sitting there and shitting I cum.
>>745845367
i want to lick your pussy now
>>745847728
wtf man
>>745845066
i drank 3 of my sister's smoothies
>>745847495
A relationship shouldn't be based on pity, that would make for a very uncomfortable time for you. Both people should want it. Also I wouldn't wanna be seen kissing an extremely deformed person in public.
>>745846707
Here's her ass. No face or tit shots handy... going to try and convince her to let me take a video while we fuck next time.
>>745847878
Yeah, agreed. Also, he was just way too unattractive.
i'm into some weird fetishes that my dick likes but my mind doesn't.
>>745847538
also i don't regret at all
>>745846875
>be me
>girl loving me more than i loved her
>realize too late
>i do weird shit like selfish shit and ask for feedback from her how does she stands her , she says fine.
>would give anything for me
>i could marry her
>too young to be committed with one person
>struggle is real
>try to go on break(pause) with her
>she goes on crisis after 2 days
>fuckit.jpg i go with her way
>back together
>same routine everyday
>lose contact with other ppl , i did not want this
>try to tell her that i need time to be with my self for uncertain time like 2 weeks
>shes ok with it
>she goes to village to work season works picking fruits
>her friend which she didn't see in long time hooks her up for the job
>they spend some together and i learn from my gf's best friend that that same friend who hooked up for job is for the landlord's son
>tfw you are hopeless
>2 days later she breaks up with sms "i had lot of time to think , just to tell you in time that i COOLED OFF"
>girl that really really loved me cooled off wtf.jpg
>can't deal with it
>meet 2 days later to break up live
>it went with tears and everything but i saw her its not the same person i knew , she is like older now , more less scared
>see what i have done to her with my pause/breakup act
>more story to come i ask her why is he being friend with this guy
>"i just need a friend"
>try to explain that there are no male friends like that
>imagine her crying , she was very emotional for me in the field and that guy shows up to cheer her up when shes sobbing
>fuck.jpg
>whathaveidone.jpg
>the problem persists because i can't make my mind if i wanted to be with her or not , was always like one foot out of the door but i appreciated her very much
>grief intensifies
>still trying to get over it its been like 10 days but every day i am feeling better
>TFW you let one of the biggest love and luck go because you are fucking Zen principle "If you love someone , let them go to see if they will come back"
>never letting go
>>745848374
one mistake
>they spend some together and i learn from my gf's best friend that that same friend who hooked up for job is hooking up her new bf spontaneously without her knowing it
>be me
>have to pee
>go into london drugs
>"sorry we don't have a bathroom"
>starbucks was too crowded and people kept going in and out of the washroom
>walk 3 blocks to an a&w
>i have to buy something
>get a buddy burger no cheese
>dumb asian opens the door for me
>i get in and lock the door
>piss all around the toilet and all over the toilet instead of inside the toilet
>hawk a loogie on the mirror
>leave the restraunt without my burger
>before leaving the place i kick over the floor is wet sign
>>745848374
cont.
>never letting go again like that its just too much , maybe she didn't understand my principles and ways but it was a big big mistake
>>745847978
Oh yea that too! I hate it when people demonize attractive average people for not wanting to go out with unattractive people. Like look at it from the attractive persons perspective and not your own.
>>745848592
>attractive average people
?????????
>>745847904
hawt. make a pron
>>745848642
Oh shit I meant to erase the word average.
>>745848182
ur a lil bitch ass faggot nigga
>>745848374
Oh wow. Almost exact same thing happened to me. Now we lie here knowing we fucked up
>>745848592
I mean, it was mainly his disability that did it. But yeah.
>>745848505
>not leaving an upper-decker
you done goofed anon
I am russian hacker.
I love bugs so much but I don't know how to say it.
I'm super fucked up in the sense I'm not attracted to people irl but like, shota and noncon I find cute?
Like real kids, real people I find repulsive but I think toons are cute? Wtf is wrong with me?
And no I'd never try anything
Real people are gross, me including.
>>745848799
Luke stahp!
>>745848182
you'll eventually get caught and you'll pay
>>745848838
Oh man same, except I REALLY like objects and almost nobody understands.
>>745848976
Really?
>>745848746
I want to fuck this anon
my father made CP of me and traded it with other pedos
I often wonder if someone I'm talking to has seen me get fucked as a child
>>745849100
wtf kys
>>745845066
I have a small penis and I'm ashamed of it.
im a gay male and have a fart, burp, and animal abuse fetish. the catch? im a fucking VEGAN
>>745846891
Yeah strange that he admits he's a fag but still think's the tranny is a she.
>>745845066
Oh look another datamining thread
>>745848932
that's ok for me, but trust me when I say I don't hurt the girls
or, at least, i try to not hurt 'em. I'm not a monster.
>>745849198
Kek
>>745849100
m or f?
describe it
>>745849045
lol
I've fucked my stepsister
>>745849025
Yea, I dunno what it is about objects, I somehow find them to be really fucking hot. Especially technology.
>>745849349
And I fucked you anon.
>>745849219
>datamining in an ocean of piss
wew
>>745849440
Good one, it very funnie
ive masturbated to 3 of my cousins all on seperate occasions.
>>745849198
everyday we stray further from god's light
>>745849489
Ikr??????? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
8==================D
I jerk of to traps and never tell my friends
>>745849502
m or f? their age?
i'm working on a plan to abandon my wife and 6 month old baby. gonna just walk out the door and fucking disappear and start over, leaving a suicide note so hopefully they'll think i'm dead and nobody will look for me.
>>745849754
Mattia Pascal, is that you?
>>745849748
Oh shit mang I hope u don't get hecked for cp
My art is shit and I feel like shit
>>745849877
WTF stfu it beautiful
>>745849877
looks pretty good, perspective is kind of fucked though
>>745849754
Don't do it, you irresponsible douche
>>745846652
I've not been in your exact situation, but I lost my sister and my parents all within a year of each other.
Memories keep me going. As annoying as the facebook generation is, social media has provided me with photos and an insight into my sister's life.
I'll never get her back. But I'll never forget her laugh either
>>745849256
m
he filmed himself raping my ass several times
he'd also regularly make me suck his dick and finger me but as far as I remember he never filmed those things
I was severely abused as a child. It's not a secret to most in my life but the full extent of it is. Only a handful know how fucked up it was.
>>745849100
Are you traumatized by it? Or can you cope? Or did you enjoy it even? I'm interested in the story...
>>745848712
Care to share more ? I am intersted in talking with people who had this problem i really do need a talk
>>745850205
well... how fucked up was it?
>>745850183
did you enjoy it or it was just painful?
>>745850205
fuck dude im sorry to hear that
>>745845781
then it isn't a rape, it is a surprise rough sex
you are giving consent right now
Say your mother died and in the morgue while saying your last goodbyes the pathologist suddenly put a scalpel to your throat and fucked you in the ass. Would you be turned on by it?
>>745847728
Dude check your junk, this is fucked up
>>745850306
I was sexually abused. Most people know I was hit a lot but don't know about the sexual abuse.
>>745850425
I appreciate that
>>745849977
Aww.. you really mean it?
>>745850075
How so?
>>745845997
"just"
>>745850441
Honestly, yes.
>>745849739
hehe not the only one
>>745849805
>Mattia Pascal
wow, i had never heard of that book before, but after reading about it, i'm actually a bit inspired. thanks, anon.
my buddy has been fucking my daughter for some time now and I have never done something to really stop it. so a week ago he used that and simply came to my home and wrecked my teen daughter for hours in her room. I once again didn't do anything even though it really made me lose my mind
I like teen grils
>>745850382
never enjoyed it, he used it as punishment to make me think I deserved it
>>745850252
idk if traumatized is the right word, but I have issues with getting touched, especially by strangers. and I frequently think about/replay what happened in my mind
>>745850898
Wait, was she consenting or did you let a dude rape your daughter?
I'm a kissless virgin and will die alone
>>745850552
greentext?
>>745851168
get a hooker
>>745851034
You might want to talk about this to a professional. Keep your head up though. You're not helping yourself with going crazy or depressed.
>>745851206
It's not really greentext worthy. My foster father would assault me for several years.
>>745851086
she was fully consent, but he took her very rough. you could mostly hear moans, slaps and her choking on dick
>>745845066
I destroyed my girlfriend's self esteem and I feel bad about it.
I use to share my girlfriend with other guys because I thought that shit was fun. I always thought she enjoyed it too but I found out she hated it. She was just playing along for my sake. I didn't realize how much pain and hurt I was causing her until one day she tried killing herself...
>>745850898
How old are they?
>>745851361
Did you stop sharing her?
>>745848809
Try chirping at it. Maybe it'll understand.
>>745851034
then I'm sorry dude... hope you find the strenght to move on
>>745851358
Well is she was consenting, who cares. She probably likes it rough.
>>745850075
... can you please tell me what's wrong so I don't do the same thing in the future?
>>745851361
Crazy shit woman will do to make her man happy it was not her choice , she did it because you wanted it to do you a favor
>power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely
>>745851454
Yeah, obviously...
>>745851510
I did that, he tried to run away. :(
>>745851369
35 and 16
>>745851529
obviously does, but it's so weird having him be the one doing her like that
>>745845066
I used a doughnut to masturbate once, few years ago, and I gave it to my sister afterwards...
Note: I didn't cum on the pastry.
>>745851611
But tell us more
>>745851573
don't really know how to fix it, it just kinda looks like he's laying down on his side. still a nice drawing
>>745850898
>callling him buddy
>>745851573
it's a bit "stiff" if you know what i mean, and it need proper shadows.
>>745851766
Why did she allow to fuck him? also any pic of her?
I killed my father's tortoise and dumped it in the trash about a month ago. He still thinks it's somewhere in the backyard.
>>745851873
That's really sad, why did you do that ?
>>745851604
Yes, power does corrupts.
>>745851791
Not much else to tell. I stopped making her do things she didn't want to and started spending more time with her just to make sure she knew I loved her.
I hate wearing panties... Lol
>>745851816
yeah, probably shouldn't call him that anymore. don't really consider him one after all of this
>>745851841
she wanted it bad. he's the youngest guy I hang out with, good looking and wealthy. but when I found out I simply didn't man up enough to stop him (and he got real cocky)
>>745852185
But i want to know how you shared her, what did you make her do
>>745851766
is tis legal in your country/state?
4or 5 times a month, Ilike to put on my sister's lingerie, lay on her bed, shove her vibrator on my ass and jerk off while thinking of her. Usually when I cum, I call out her name and shot all over my stomach or in a pair of her used panties
>>745852359
Have you ever spied them? Does this make you horny?
>>745852418
yes
>>745852359
Your little girl wanted some dick and your friend was happy to provide. if you'd stopped him they would have just done it behind your back. It's not a big deal.
>>745848505
Please, for the rest of humanity, kill yourself.
>>745852396
I just shared her with anyone that I felt like sharing her with. Co-workers, friends, strangers, etc...
We did a lot of things. Threesomes, gangbangs, etc...
A lot of degrading stuff because that's what turned me on the most. I loved it when I saw other guys using her like she was some sort of trash but she didn't feel the same way.
>>745852359
Maybe you should call him "son in law" now.
>>745851767
How? You must have a small pecker not to have wrecked the donut.
>>745852844
So she was willing to let you and your friends gangbang her when she didn't like it, all because it was your thing? That's a keeper right there.
>>745852464
listened to it when she brought him home. tried to see something but failed. sounded like he was really fucking her up. made me horny when i heard her struggle with and experienced big cock. saw her afterwards, she was all bruised and had still some cum on her face and hair
>>745852589
at first they did, then I found out and got pissed so they just stopped hiding it
>>745852977
hope it won't come to that
>>745852981
Not all of them are tiny. But yes, it was a bit "damaged" afterwards.
Ok anon you don't have to share more , Its good to know i am not alone in this shit i arranged to my gf and survive , never been suicidal this before but after i know there is another anon that is sorry , and had this situation i can live with little more confidence , thank you >>745848712
Thank you so much
My daughter's bf that shes dated for several years forgot his laptop at our house and I sneaked into it. Found nudes of my daughter. Just saved them and didn't say anything to him or her about it.
>>745852844
Fantastic, mate. I envy you. I hope you and your friends totally humiliate your little slut. How old is she? Also a pic of her?
>>745853080
did they ever fuck on your bed?
>>745853080
That's hot as fuck though. She wasn't even ashamed of fucking your friend while you were there and could hear?
>>745852994
Yeah I realized that after I nearly lost her.
>>745853185
Show them
>>745853260
She doing better now at least?
>>745853080
Sounds like your daughter is looking for " that " attention from you. If you have a grown daughter you should be able to understand female behaviour. She i's trying to get you to talk to her about it... man up and teal to her and push the conversation in the ventral direction of sex and show your willingness to provide. Thank me later. Also profit.
>>745853251
not that I know of. probably no, mostly do it at his place
>>745853256
nah, she acted as nothing happened
>>745845066
>What's yours?
1. I stalked the shit out of a hot teacher - obscene phone calls, drive-by's, creeping - she didn't deserve it. Had I not been omega I wouldn't have done it.
2. I am racist, sexist, anti-gay, and think Caitlyn Jenner is a man. That said I do favor equality under the law.
3. I have a momcest fetish and went to a Nevada cathouse to fulfill my mom-son fantasy.
4. I have no natural game and rely in Paxil and Mystery/Style to meet women.
5. I paid $7k to have my gyno removed. Best money I've ever spent.
>>745853601
They should understand everything is okay and they can fuck at your place
>>745853221
She's 22 and I rather not share her face on here.
>>745853316
Yeah, I think so. She started opening herself up to me which I think is a good sign that she's doing better.
>>745853637
>3. I have a momcest fetish and went to a Nevada cathouse to fulfill my mom-son fantasy.
how did that go over?
>>745853811
Her body atleast?
REMEMBER FOLKS YOU ARE NOT NOT REALLY ANONYMOUS AND
THIS IS A DATA MINE THREAD
>>745853292
Sorry but I can't publicly post nudes of my daughter. She's over 18 but she's my daughter and I don't want to reveal her like that in a public forum.
>>745854006
>how did that go over?
It was decent.. . . got a girl about 15-20 yrs older than I and she was more than willing to talk dirty while we partied.
$400/hour, but no anal allowed.
I wear my buttplug out alot without panties. :x
>>745854053
I rather not...
>>745854198
>>745854818
Come on. So tell me how you treated her as trash
>>745847038
funnily enough,i went to eat dinner n ect after this thread,not a single message haha
>>745853811
Glad she's doing better. She sounds like a good girl, don't fuck it up.
>>745850570
i like it
just keep drawing anon :)
>>745854889
Things like calling her a "slut", "whore", etc.
Spitting on her and making her do things she didn't want to like anal and deep throating.
Sometimes being a bit abusive such as slapping, choking and occasionally punching.
Some guys I share her with would try to stretch her to her limit until she cried...
It sounds fucked up but I honestly thought she enjoyed it. In the beginning of our relationship I told her about my fetishes and stuff and she didn't seem to mind until I guess she couldn't take it anymore.
>>745855678
I hope I don't.
>>745856254
Not fucked up. I'd pay to be in your situation. Any pic of her?
>>745856254
It sucks that she wasn't into it because that's pretty hot.
>>745856254
so you don't do these things with her anymore?
>>745856254
lmao you're just a beta and she's changing the dynamic of the relationship now that she knows she can get dicked whenever she wants with your approval.
One of my best friends is basically cucking me by fucking the girl that i love (our friend, she doesn't love me and rejected me). The friend(guy) knows this and i think he's subtly cucking me though nothing's been said, I'm 18 and they're 17
>>745845066
My state seems to widely accept that defecating is a good test for having been raped. I can attest that it's a shitty test and there are far more better ways of proving that. Urinating after meeting your rapist is false too. It really comes down to if people are observing you, then if you hold it they say it's true and if you don't they try to ruin cover.
>>745856683
Doesn't sound very subtle if he's your best friend and knows you love her. He's very openly cucking you.
>>745856756
I'm not 100% certain he is, but i'm pretty sure. They always act really touchy together and play fight and he teases her and stuff. The other day he dropped into conversation about how she went round to his after a lesson, and whenever we leave college together he always makes her walk with him instead of me (we walk different ways). What do you think? Is he fucking her?
>>745856998
It sounds like it, yeah. Sorry but it sounds fairly obvious from that description. If I knew my friend loved a girl and she'd rejected him, I sure as hell wouldn't be flirting with her.
>>745856419
Not going to post any pictures, sorry.
>>745856574
Yeah it sucks but I can live without it.
>>745856591
Nope, we stopped completely. We still have sex though but it's very "tamed."
>>745856638
But she doesn't want to be dicked...
rarejohndoe
Please send me girl nudes n vids
>>745857270
It turns me on to think that he's using her and that she's being a slut for him. He's much more alpha than me, and i think he enjoys me thinking he's fucked her
>>745857319
>But she doesn't want to be dicked...
not right now. right now she is intent on steering your relationship in the direction she wants for the long-term. the hypocritical cheating comes later.
>>745857475
Sounds like you both enjoy it...so he is basically cucking you.
>>745857585
i wish i had a more involved role though, like watching them or anything. I think the girl enjoys the fact that i can't have her. Theres also a chance they could start a proper relationship which would kill me
>>745848374
when girls do that we call them thots so you don't get a free pass for being a dumbass
i never understood the "let's just fool around" approach to relationships, i'm always all the way in
I'm a huge scammer, never been caught once
I secretly make OC for a trap tumblr page i run
>>745857709
Why would it kill you? She rejected you and is now getting off on fucking your best friend. You need to get over her, it's not gonna happen.
>>745857850
nice, what type of scamming?
>>745857976
Whatever I can get my hands on, but mostly into virtual items, since it's not such a huge deal with the law. You too?
My wife and I went out to dinner/drinks with friends. I got up to go to the restroom. They had a mens room, a ladies room, and a M or F room with both symbols.
I took a pic of the M/F sign and texted "dare you!" to my wife.
She met me there and fucked me in the gender neutral room.
>>745858199
Whoa calm down there Mr wild man.
Reading that is a good remedy for insomnia. Boring as fuck.
>>745858416
it was fun...thanks trannys!
>>745858169
i never did scams because you can get reported and shit, i remember i spent about 2 weeks going on tf2 servers, looking at everyone's inventories and trading random kids/indians, then i'd have them choose what they wanted for their "expensive" stuff. They were sharking themselves, in a way.
I made about.. 230~ dollars
>>745858549
I made roughly 2000-2500$ in CS:GO items.
>>745857319
Ok but tell more please
>>745858644
moootherfucker.
do you mind giving me some tips?
>>745857976
Did you ever get pics, info and other from a girl?
>>745845066
I shot a series of men in the groin while serving in Afghan, I did this quite deliberately and no-one else noticed.
I did it because I was bored and not because I'm a pervert or I panicked.
I used a L96A1 to do the deed, a few months later they were replaced by the L115A3 and I stopped doing it.
Longest dick shot = 920 yards.
>>745849877
Is that man going out to fish for compliments?
>>745846204
Liar, no-one listens to Nickelback.
>>745846833
Please point out which part of your post has any fucking thing to do with the thread.
I shoved an acorn up my ass when I was in elementary school cuz I thought I could grow a tree in my body to live longer like a tree.
Fourteen years later and there's a small sapling sprouting out of my asshole that I have to prune weekly so I have room to shit. I'm too embarrassed to let a doctor see.
>>745858982
sounds interesting, go on
>>745859307
Uhm, let's say i made a guy scam my gf and it was exciting
>>745859006
Did you pee on the village people?
>>745859449
I hate disco, so if the chance had presented itself I would have.
>>745858958
Well, I got a script, which changes my PayPal balance, that what works really well for me. Also have a decent looking Steam profile and look legit, like, I got a website, Facebook page, admin in a big Facebook group. I always pose as a "Item Buyer and Reseller", and if they ask, you can show proof on PayPal.
>>745846877
kek
>>745845997
she
>denial
>>745859497
Kek!
>>745859447
cuck fetish? please elaborate
>>745859541
sounds like a guy i used to know, he had a micropenis and did brokering
and that method sounds amazing, hope you don't get caught
>>745847728
no you have an infection
Just won the lotto
>>745845066
I always have a good wank on /pol/ every day
>>745859784
Yes, a sort of. I like to see her used and humiliated. I gave a guy her email and psw, he took her pics, her fb psw, money and some other pics.I have to admit that was so exciting
>>745846760
You expect people to read this...
>>745845066
im gay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFah8Wk9Dy4&t=6s
>>745859541
so all you do is change money text in paypal and then you send screenshot as a proof ? All you need is press f12 and change symbols in specific place.
>>745849100
i'm sorry that happened anon what happened to him was he caught
>>745849754
Why? Please share your story
I have a hard time talking to people i've only ever had one girlfriend so i find myself to be very lonely
my mother's car tried to father me in the finger back.
>>745850620
Time to get my morticians license
>>745845066
My wife is an auditor for an international comapany and she travels around the world a lot. There are times where I don't see her for months and we don't try to hide it but during these months we go around sleeping with other people since we still have sexual needs. At first it sucked and I hated it but now I kind of look forward to everytime she goes on a trip far away. Something about waiting for her texts and telling me she's going to sleep with someone just really turns me on.
>>745846304
I'm guessing you're the baby of the pair given your writing
why are there so many literal cucks on 4chan? are they getting paid to post about cuckoldry and black men? are they doing it f o r f r e e ?
>>745860851
15 dollars an hour.
>>745860851
No, not paid. But if you are a cuck everyone suggests you to go on 4chan
My boyfriend chubby as fuck and grossly hairy everywhere
I love him to death but he's godawful looking
>>745849471
This. What fucking data are they getting? There are like 3 true posts in here max and the only way they're going to get this shit into a court of law is by smuggling it in their colon
I want to sing. I don't think i'm terrible but i don't think i'm good enough to make it big though. i've always thought my voice was annoying (i can't stand the sound of my own voice on recordings) or unpleasant to listen to, my mother told me differently, but I know better than to trust what my biased mother thinks about my singing voice, and I have no idea what to do with myself. I'm also too afraid of failure to try anything
>>745861684
>my mom says i am the most handsome guy in the world.
>>745861684
kurt cobain didn't like the sound of his voice, give yourself a chance anon you might be suprised
>>745861739
>thatsthepoint.jpg
>>745861684
vocaroo? i'll be as honest as i can
>>745861752
can't fault his instincts then
>>745861916
This is the thing, I can't even record something because i'm too afraid of the people I live with hearing me. I'm at the point where I'm going to buy sound proof insulation into the walls
>>745853080
So why do I get the feeling your buddy is your dealer/"boss"?
>>745862093
i can teach you how to lie better.
i'm perverted. my main fetish is rubbing my penis on a woman's penis. the clitoris. and the clitoris feels much more pleasure than a penis, say the bad tongues, and giving more pleasure than receiving is incredibly exciting. woman has clitoris pussy vagina urethra asshole small lips big lips hood of the clitoris, the complete package. and i do not have a woman for me, sex with me is rare. i wank too much instead of sex. i'm a man. and it is so wrong, woman having penis, the clitoris in the case, and i wanting to rub my penis on a delicious clitoris, i feel gay. and i can not let a woman stick her clit in my asshole, as some men have already let, there is even videos. i do not know what to do. i'm dying of horny.
>>745861923
the point is that even if you don't like the sound of your own voice other people might so give it a chance
>>745845066
I can't post in these threads. That's my secret.
>>745862093
this may be the dumbest post ive seen all day, you dumb bitch
>>745862189
>i'm perverted. my main fetish is rubbing my penis on a woman's penis. the clitoris. and the clitoris feels much more pleasure than a penis, say the bad tongues, and giving more pleasure than receiving is incredibly exciting. woman has clitoris pussy vagina urethra asshole small lips big lips hood of the clitoris, the complete package. and i do not have a woman for me, sex with me is rare. i wank too much instead of sex. i'm a man. and it is so wrong, woman having penis, the clitoris in the case, and i wanting to rub my penis on a delicious clitoris, i feel gay. and i can not let a woman stick her clit in my asshole, as some men have already let, there is even videos. i do not know what to do. i'm dying of horny.
Have a pornhub account with my wife. white booty wife 69 (no spaces) pictures and videos of her check it out ?
>>745845066
I once went for a road trip and found out that these threads are for harvesting and passing personal information of others. In the long run I'll lose better threads by posting in these
>>745862358
kys
I have a severe uniform fetish and I am putting together my own cop uniform
>>745847739
Sorry I have a penis
>>745862441
>>i'm perverted. my main fetish is rubbing my penis on a woman's penis. the clitoris. and the clitoris feels much more pleasure than a penis, say the bad tongues, and giving more pleasure than receiving is incredibly exciting. woman has clitoris pussy vagina urethra asshole small lips big lips hood of the clitoris, the complete package. and i do not have a woman for me, sex with me is rare. i wank too much instead of sex. i'm a man. and it is so wrong, woman having penis, the clitoris in the case, and i wanting to rub my penis on a delicious clitoris, i feel gay. and i can not let a woman stick her clit in my asshole, as some men have already let, there is even videos. i do not know what to do. i'm dying of horny.
You people really are shit. You really are. The lord hates unjust scales. One of these days, you're gonna fucking answer, ya know? I... I hope I get to see that day. Oooh, man. I pity you for... being so fuckin' godless and evil... wicked man. May god have mercy on your fuckin' worthless soul.
>>745862719
>>745862719
>>745862719
Confess thy sin child of kek.
I am a furfag gay who is a kkk supporter and likes
anime. for some reason i can't get hard when my penis is wet.
>>745854238
Oh come on you fucking creep you already saved nudes of your daughter. Learning her dad would creep her nudes would upset her way more than if they got posted in some online forum.
>>745862672
You should seek professional help. Then kill youself anyways.
I have a few i suppose.
When my cousin and I were very young we used to roleplay quite often. These would often end up pretty sexual, with us fake kissing and laying on top of each other and stuff. At one point I did make her actually kiss me to "bring me back to life". She was only like 5-7 during these times and she knew a lot about sex. It does make me wonder if she was sexually abused as a kid.
Anyways, I never tel people about it because it's disgusting to me now, although it's where I think I got some of my incest fetish from. She just had a kid today. She's 18 now.
Secondly, there's been quite a few times where I've stripped on omegle for people. I'm not proud of it but it is nice to get complimented on my body.
That my current girlfriend is my first girlfriend. And she wonders why I'm so nervous all the time.
>>745863261
Male or female?
Also, I can say I had a pretty similar experience as a child and I think it's quite normal. Unfortunately parents tend to over dramatize sex and sexual acts that children preform. It's a natural part of exploration of the body in a stage where you really should be learning about it. Also, I used to have a bit of a thing for my cousin as well, however her attitude is pretty shitty, and she's extremely sheltered so I've moved past that with age.
pics?
>>745854332
Male or female?
>>745845938
So do i and it's shameful.
Really honestly shouldn't be common.
Incest is genetic degeneracy..and rape is wrong ethically in grounds of denying a parties consious decision or in a sense autonomy
>>745850183
awe gay you fag
I seriously looove the heady smell of my package after a day at work. I come home and get naked and sit there and fondle my ballsack and smell my hands, shit is amazing for some reason
>>745846877
No... He's a "bottom" feeder.
>>745848374
Then she didn't really love you.
>>745862189
You. Are. A. Poet.
I pick my scabs and save them in a jar. I want to start collecting scabs from chix. I saw a chick on the bus the other day with a scab on her shoulder. I sat behind her and when the bus stopped i ripped the scab and bolted off the bus. I think the police are looking for me
I watched my sister make a curry yesterday. Shit got spicy.
>>745865097
This is pretty normal behavior. I wouldn't worry about it.
>>745846760
Fgt
>>745845066
I hare chocolate milk
I'm fucking pissed off. I spent 30 minutes at least using shitty hand tools to make a receiver and then misplaced it. I spent another 30 mins fucking looking for it but of course the room is a mess so I didn't find it. Now I need to waste money buying another barrel. Fuck.
I used to have my female cousin blow me all the time. She did it from a young age up to around the age of 16. Whenever she wanted me to keep a secret or any favors she'd just tell me she'd blow me and I'd agree.
>>745865940
how old were you?
>>745861096
What do you look like?
>>745845066
I can't talk in other countries
My biggest secret is that I didn't but Harvard made me did it.
