I caught some mice. what do?
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I caught some mice.
what do?
break the glass with a hammer so the glass shards tear them apart
Kiss each of them.
how did you get them in the bottle?
>>745844343
rolling for this
>>745844303
just let them go :c
>>745844364
there is nothing to roll for you dumbass
Once I (well, okay. it was my dad) caught a mice, and put it in a terrarium. Poor mice was so frightened, it wanted to escape so hard that it killed itself by the next morning.
>>745844303
boil those fucks
>>745844348
my hands
>>745844303
blow weed smoke in the bottle.
>>745844347
Rolling for this
>>745844348
asking the real questions
>>745844364
this nigger trying to win some mice
>>745844303
put one on your cock if dubs
put in boiling water and see how they freak out and start ripping eachothers skin
>>745844347
this
>>745844303
space program
>>745844494
hell yea do this
>>745844303
Fill it up with vodka and drink it after a few years
Let them go and anhero
>>745844303
set them on fire inside the bottle and put a cork or something over it
>>745844533
WINNER
>space program!!
Spin the bottle then put some food in
>>745844303
spread peanut butter over anus, shove bottle neck in ass and don't take it out until they all follow the nutty trail
slowly drown them in cum
>>745844303
Leave open bottle next to garbage can on it's side.
Feed them, raise them as pets. Catch and raise more. Become Willard.
>>745844303
Get a little peanut butter or sumn to feed em
Set em free
>>745844303
Buy a cat
Shit in it.
>>745844303
looks like the 3 on the bottom are lifting the others up with their tails
>>745844303
let them out
>>745844585
OP will never deliver, he couldn't even afford a tank of helium and a weather baloon.
>>745844577
the cork would put out the fire idiot
put in boiling water or space program
Make ramen with them
Pour hot sauce
>>745844428
done
>>745844303
Go into restaurant you hate, release them all.
>>745844303
Rolling for shove the end of the bottle in your ass.
>>745844570
rolling for this
He has to put the bottle in boiling water
>>745844533
this.
get helium balloons and tie those little pieces of shit to them.
>>745844303
Oh my god do this!!! XD
>>745844601
>>745844303
Put the small end of the bottle up your ass and heat the other end
>>745844821
>>745844533
Space Program
obviously space program
they already have a rocket
>>745844821
Oh my fucking god
>>745844821
Op delivered
>>745844923
lel one of them just died from it
>>745844885
>XD
>>745844533
Roll
>>745844821
boil these fuckers for 20 seconds moloch demands it
Now toss 'em some cheese
>>745844821
release them you sick fuck
Raise them on the carcasses of all of the bugs/rodents/vermin that you don't want in or around your house. After a few weeks/months, release them back into the wild.
>>745844885
Well baited
>>745844303
piss in bottle
BOIL THEM WHILE HIGH SO THEY START FREAKING OUT EVEN MORE
>>745845007
Newfag alert
>>745844923
OP is literally Hitler
>>745844915
This is your only hope of redeeming your soul OP...
>>745845009
This
blender
>Tfw there is no escape but the weed is kicking in
>>745844303
Return the bottle to the liquor store and get a whole case of Elsinore beer free, eh?
>>745844967
He was so high that he wanted to meet jesus
>>745845052
i know we are supposed to be degenerates n shit here but for fuck sake
Poor some boiling water into the bottle.
>>745845135
NEW FAG ALERT 2 : ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
overdose them on weed
They're probably hungry as fuck now, give them something to eat.
op here
im going to put them in a cage and see what they do
can someone please explain to me what dubs and trips mean.
im a new 4chan faggot.
>>745845135
i feel ya, annoying as fuck how anyone that isnt a fucking sociopath is a “moralfag”
>>745845007
REEEEEEEE GET OUT NORMIE
>>745845009
> Raise terminator mice
> Set them free
> No more pests
Seems like flawless logic
>>745845135
Yeah this is psychopathy. Youre still a friendless faggot OP, just KYS before its too late.
>>745845135
>we
alright bud stop right there
>>745844821
i have the same yellow vacuum cleaner
>>745844821
Keep going, even though I'm not sure if it's possible, try to OD them on weed.
>>745845245
When you post twice, you get dubs
When you post thrice, you get trips
Pour honey or syrup into the bottle. Lets see some rats eat each other!!!
>>745844821
Put me in the screenshot
well now that theyre high
feed them some chips or pizza or something like that
>>745844343
Roll for this
Give them just enough water to survive. See how long it takes for them to resort to cannibalism.
>>745845173
This
>>745845245
It's when two/three people on 4chan suck each other's dicks.
>>745845245
look at your post #, when the last two numbers are the same its dubs when the last 3 are the same its trips
>>745845173
>>745845051
>>745844996
>>745844856
>>745844770
>>745844494
>>745844424
Stop samefagging and kys you sick fuck. Did you run out of animals to kill in your neighborhood or something you desperate POS?
If you leave them confined together without food or water they'll start eating each other. You could just leave them alone and watch them turn on each other, should take more than two days.
>>745844821
Top kek
create the rat king.
>>745845332
goddamn, so close
>>745845326
in case they get munchies
rolling on this
>>745845399
er, shouldn't*
Put that shit in the microwave duh. Also add some tin foil in there for special effects
roll for give munchies to the stoned mice
>>745845308
Delet this
Pour hard liquor into bottle
Just enough to drown out half of them.q4500
>>745845390
I only made the post about boiling while high, but yea the other guys are either same fagging or got the idea from the first guy like me...
>>745845308
The Master.
>>745845300
That's a mop bucket you blind fuck
>>745844821
turn your oven on to 160 degree F. Place them in there and roast them slowly.
>>745844455
>rolling the real dubs
>>745844494
>>745844567
>>745844577
>>745844613
>All of that edge
>>745844821
You've made us proud.
Piss into the bottle
>>745845390
Samefagging much
Phonefag here
release them
>>745845326
Roll
>>745845390
u got me, all these posts r me
>>745844303
I actually catched 2 mice once in a trap. One died, the other fucker was partially crippeled and stuck in the trap. What did i do? I didnt execute it with a knife like i planned cus that would be nasty. Instead i put the mouse in a flower pot and poured 2 stroke gas over it and lit it on fire.
15 seconds of squeeling/screeching and it was all quiet. Best way of killing them.
feed them your cum
now caged
with cheerios and sunflower seeds
>>745845386
faggot
>>745844821
Niiiiice. These mice just got smoked up for free! Make them fight for food now.
>>745844303
Give them meth then smash the bottle on the ground inside Walmart.
>>745845580
jack off and cum on cheerios and/or mice
>>745845121
/b/ lives, unfortunately for that rodent and its family
>>745845536
you must be getting so much attention from girls
>>745845580
hotbox that bitch OP
>>745845580
>unironically feeding them
faggot
you're supposed to shit on them or something
Let them go
>>745845580
Release mice into box
>>745844347
Kiss each of them on the mouth and then release them safe and sound
plz OP post some other pic!!
we need UPDATES !!
>>745845580
light cleansing fire in the cage
trips demands it
>>745845580
aw kawaii^^
>>745845580
neat
are they yours now?
>>745845580
Make it an aquarium OP
Put a cork in the top and watch what happens to their bodies over a few months. I'd find that really interesting.
>>745845663
jokes on you i don't go outside.
>>745845580
I want to be firends with OP. I'm high and this is a nice contrast to rekt threads and shitteds
>>745845403
What the hell is this? Do this OP, I'm sure they're tranquilized at this point.
>>745845580
thanks op, now rain death from above on em
>>745845664
roll
>>745845664
I agree more weed into them
>>745845580
pour in hot oil
PUT THE CAGE IN THE OVEN AND BURN THEM FOR 1 Minute at 400
Take the out ASAP and watch them run around with their flesh have way burned off.
>>745844303
stick the neck of the bottle up your ass
>>745845757
what would you do with a bottle full of mice?
OP i am thankful that you haven't killed them yet. Please don't.
>>745845736
The cork would pop off due to gas pressure buildup from decomposing bodies.
So many edgelords
make them a little bed to sleep in when they are tired after eating all the munchies
if trips make blanket and pillows to go with it
make the mice comfy
Put them into muffins and sell them to kids
>>745845245
it's when you somehow manage to kill yourself twice, all of us here have already managed to do so, you should definitly try this out !
>>745845793
edgy faggot. how are you coping with the bullying at your middle school? is your step dad molesting you still?
>>745845580
Give them a cardbox hut
OP I will buy a weather baloon and helium if you promise to do space program.
>>745845580
Get any kind of allergy medicine; Claritin, Advil, Etc. ground it up, mix it with other meds, blend in with some alchohol, release them into a megadome
>>745845580
FIND A SPIDER OR BUG AND PUT IT IN THERE
>>745844347
please this
>>745845832
Fill it with tequila and sell it to mexicans?
>>745845845
OP here, you're such a faggot that i'm gonna kill them right now cause of you
Put 1 mouse in your asshole and pic it
>>745845880
so close sorry mice i failed you
>>745845912
Rerolio
>>745845900
fucking winrar dubs
>>745844821
These little shits are getting chink eyed meanwhile me, a human, remains sober. Life is gettin weird
>>745845929
MODS
>>745845900
get crafting. build them a village. be a god
>>745844533
Absolutely this!
>>745845900
dubs dubs duubs
>>745845895
Actually I left home when I was 18 and live in an apartment with a roommate who was a stranger. I work at the 7/11 near me haha. Yea but I spent a lot of my teenage years on here and liveleak just watching terrorist videos and shit.
DID OP DIED
>>745845880
This
shove you penis inside the bottle and wait to see what happens
>>745845900
then hotbox it, i want these mice stoned
>>745845929
:( pls all life is precious
>>745845904
Crafted space suits are a must would be cruel otherwise
>>745845850
So? That would be interesting to watch. just put it back on when it pops off. Coming onto my /b/ with your morals and shit...back in my day...
>>745844303
Let them devour a tied cat
>>745844303
uncork, plug hole with finger, shove bottle neck up ass, post results.
>>745845968
FAGGOT
>>745845968
Why dont you do some push ups or something?
>>745846005
LOL op got high
>>745845332
It honestly depends on the quantity of them. The more of them, the faster. With about 15 mice, they'll start killing about 5 days in without food. After they realize it's just another food source, they'll do it without as much hesitation. A kill every other day per say. The more of them, the more likely you'll have an engaging mouse. The others follow like sheep. Fun fact: They'll only kill one at a time and eat everything but the fur and large bones such as the spine and skull.
do the rat bucket torture on yourself
>>745845390
le reddit meme force arrives just on time to save le animals xD dont forget to post on le reddit for some epicc karma my friend!!
>>745845929
Can you cum on them first
>>745846055
Just pressurize the bottle first.
>>745846070
Wow I hope this is bait, underaged /b/ really pisses me off. I bet you eat grapes
they wont leave the bottle, motivation is necessary
>>745844303
How did you even get so many mice in a bottle?
>>745845759
its called a Rat King
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king
>>745844347
Do this
>>745844347
Yep Mice are Nice, until you grab one...
Mice? I only see unfilled water balloons
>>745846211
Why does that cage thing look so fucking disgusting?
>>745846245
WHA T
>>745845880
>>745845900
>>745845974
>>745846040
all this
stoned comfy mice in their little mice village
give them the gud life OP
>>745846211
Just dump them out
>>745846211
Kek
>>745846211
shits on fire yo
>>745845580
Nice ending!
>>745846175
Get fucked, faggot.
>>745846211
FUCKING KEK BURN THEM ALL OP
>>745846211
Stream pls
>>745846211
maybe they bloated up from the weed for some reason
>>745846211
Steven Tyler's Onion Rings appear
another one just got so high he died, down to 4
>>745846272
old aquarium filled with sawdust
>>745846211
oh. Things are heating up.
>>745846211
>when you are too stoned to move
>when there is this glowing flickering thing tripping you out
Screencap this someone
>>745846275
I didn't stutter
>>745846211
Here's what you do OP, fill the bottle with paint, wait till dries
>ICE AGE MUSEUM
>>745845386
kys
>>745846211
MAKE A MAZE OF FIRE TO DRIVE THEM INSANE
if they get out the maze they are free and you release them
maze gotta be fucken mad btw, use gas and sugar cubes or little sticks
>>745846389
RIP. The first to fall shall be called Jonathan.
what is this?
a thread of mice?
or men?
>>745846211
not habbing a simple torch
Sell them to your local Chinese / Indian takeaway.
Or, if they won't buy them, post them through their letterbox in the middle of the night.
>>745846329
Yeah OP can we get a stream?
Give them onion rings! Trips demand it. Or kill via water if no OR' s around.
>>745846211
put bottle in freezer
>>745846420
>420
>now is must do
>>745844303
Fuck them
>>745846511
Roll
>>745846230
fucking interesting
coax them out with nude pictures of female mice
>>745846514
Rolling for this
>>745844885
Kill yourself
>>745846520
>420
>520
>>745846511
Rerol
>>745846511
so close man
>>745846511
This
dubs and you shall release them
the heat should have gotten em out wth
make mice a comfy village and get them stoned some more
>>745846511
Trips
>>745846511
Rolling!
Put bottle in microwave.
you should cum on three of them
>>745845965
feels.jpg
>>745846511
rollerino
dress one of the males up like a whore
>>745846680
This
>>745844303
piss in the bottle and lock it then put in microwave
>>745846420
Rerolio
Trips get
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
Message in a bottle (out to sea)
cum in the bottle on them
>>745846764
Damn
they wont leave the bottle without dying so hotbox #2
Can we get a live stream? The anticipation is kill
>>745846211
looks like they are either too fat or too retarded to actually get out of there.
smash the bottle
>>745844479
Roll
>>745846800
Keep updating us pls
>>745846800
holy shit livestream pls?
>>745846800
Dude just hold it upside down, can we get a live feed please?
>>745846800
break the glass
>>745846800
>heat glass
>poor ice water on
>glass shatters
>mice free with no risk of bites
>may kill a mice or two
>>745846810
roll,smash pls
just let them go outside you sick fucker.
>>745845390
poor little animal-idolising snowflake piece of shit is triggered and can't believe that more than ONE person is not the same as himself. Why don't you go fuck yourself and go back to your fucking trap thread and then meetup with some fucking homo ? Retard
>>745844303
put them in the microwave for about 5 minutes
>>745846883
>>745846880
>>745846809
sorry, no camera
how did they get in there?
fuck do all of you guys have animal abuse fetishes the hell
>>745846788
Check'd and what the fuck
>>745846800
OP OP OP
>PUT THEM INTO A LSD WATER SOLUTION
plees
>>745846800
this thread suddenly got interesting
>>745846911
Nice 9/11
>>745846809
pleeaaassseee this!
>>745846800
There was me thinking this would end nicely.
>>745846971
Nigger how are you taking photos then?
>>745846977
where do you think you are right now?
BUMP
>>745846988
Dubs has spoken
Might as well make mouse cake. Add sauce of your choice, cheese, and microwave for 1 min 30
>>745846988
This would be fucking hilarious
suggestions
>release into large container with any predatory pets you have
>piss in bottle
>cook gourmet mousemeat meal
>seal bottle and shake it like a mad cunt for as long as you can
>put firecracker in bottle
>s m a s h bottle
>>745846977
I'm actually fapping right now
>>745847028
maybe with a phone, idk
>>745844421
Lovely story, I am in tears
>>745846911
seems like a necessary evil
>>745846977
checked + kill yourself goofy motherfucker
>>745847063
Please this OP
>>745847031
well sorrry but i always thought b was a loving and caring community, when did it turn into this :(((
>>745844601
This
Thank you OP for not being inhumane in your fun.
>>745845580
Keep them, OP. Keep them and love them (and don't get bit, cos they're probably carrying the fucking plague or something).
here goes nothing
>>745847075
Snapchat that shit
>>745847066
if you had a bottle full of mice what would you do??
>>745847138
>b
ISHYGDDT
>>745847177
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>745847177
Oh dear.
>>745847177
Hit it like you mean it faggot
it worked!
>>745846977
You're here lurking so shut the fuck up pissy boi
>>745847177
FUCK DUDE STOP
>>745847177
Damn put me in screencap
New thread? This one's about to died
>>745847177
>>745847255
stop being a fucking pussy
>>745847247
Lmao hes blazed
>>745847247
the absolute madman
>>745847247
They dead?
>>745847138
I'm so sorry b isn't living up to your expectations
>>745847247
that one mouse looking at you like... why...
