You get to cum in the gaping asshole of any celebrity you like.
Who do you choose?
sarah hyland, ariel turned into a land whale
>>745803437
you have shit taste in celebs OP
>fat
>shrunk titties
>butterface
>Ty Burrell already ripped dat ass up
>>745803437
Only "celebs"? Or can it be anyone famous?
>>745803568
>can it be anyone famous
Sure why not.
>>745803568
OP would butt fuck a cow
I doubt he'll be very particular about rules in this thread
>>745803620
>>745803635
In that case, I'll go for either Vladimir Putin or Angela Merkel, sounds like fun.
>>745803635
If you wouldn't spunk in Ariel Winter's shitter you're a fucking faggot and should neck yourself.
>>745803437
Christina Hendricks
>>745803782
Disgusting.
>>745803734
sure I would,
but I wouldn't pick her over
thousands of other celebs
dipshit nigger
No ragerts.
![Screenshot_20170811-144055[1109].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AHUW8KJ.jpg "Screenshot_20170811-144055[1109].jpg")
easy
Can't decide
This guy. Would be epic.
>>745804267
His transition is going great, almost passable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-BofRejn6k
yeah... hard
>>745804267
I need a sex tape from her and that giant husband of hers. His cock is probably the size of her torso.
>>745804202
Shakira. Nicki is a troll doll.
>>745804267
>>745804294
>>745804444
Hello
Danica McKellar
>>745803437
Can I just have sex with her in the missionary position for reproductive purposes? 'Cause I'd make a baby in Scarlett Johansson, Christina Hendricks, and/or Kari Byron.
Yeah, I know, I'm a sick bastard. But this is what you get for asking such a filthy question on /b/.
little baby, sitting on her tuffet,
twisting, playing with her hair,
listened as many men came
up to her, most on their hand and knees,
like ants, servants to a queen,
and begged to eat her poop!
some were so old baby could count
every blade of hair, as grass,
sprouting from the top of their heads
on a single hand!
they said before they die and
get so old they cannot even walk they want the pleasure of bowing down and at least kissing one sweet kiss on an oval brown roll of poop baby leaves on the floor for one ultra lucky fellow to wolf away! what's a little baby to do! for she must choose among the many contestants a winner!
Not a mega-celebrity but my honest choice.
>>745804817
Why are you the way you are?
>>745804817
6/10 for effort, I guess.
>>745804946
it's complicated
>>745804631
Yes hello I want to watch your tiny wife struggle on your massive uncircumcised meat rocket. Probably looks like she's sitting on a purple headed toddler.
>>745803437
I'd pull my dick out her ass and make her lick the shit off. Defiled bitch, best bitch.
>>745803437
emily, had a mad crush on her for years.
>>745803558
Is that real? What am I seeing here? Pussy or panties?
Hilary duff OFC
>>745805103
Pretty obvious panties.
>>745803782
Yeah I'd do her too. Guessing she gives pretty good rimjobs
>>745804817
good choice
>>745805052
>>745803437
Anne Hathaway
perfect jack off material right there OP
>>745804266
Came
dove cameron
>>745804444
Quads checked.
That would probably look like Khal Drogo fucking Khaleesi.
Anne Hathaway easy
>>745804266
Smaug...only good choice so far
>>745805383
Queen
>>745805291
Ive changed my mind. I want to fuck you in the asshole and make you lick the shit off.
Charybdis please, that sexy ultimate-gaping asshole of the sea always gets me
You guys are disgusting homos in training. If you're thinking of a woman's asshole instead of her vagina you're a homo. No exceptions. You've been scheckled and there's no fixing you.
M-M-My mistress Victoria Justice i-is a-a-a very beautiful w-w-woman and I-I'm s-such a lucky f-fellow t-to have h-her...
This fucking goddess
>>745805086
I still have a crush on her. Goddamn Lemony Snicket
>>745806050
Eat a bag of dicks
>>745805291
do you have sex with them
>not putting your dick in her tight asshole and sodomize her like your life depends on it
>not ejaculating with the force of a thousand suns in her gap while pulling her hair back
>not showing the video to her daughter
>>745806067
I-I know i-it's n-not r-right f-for m-me t-to have s-someone s-s-so beautiful e-especially s-s-since I-I d-don't c-c-care for her as much as I-I-I-I should o-or she wants m-me t-to...
>>745806283
I-I d-don't th-think I-I-I will find m-much c-compassions h-here, s-seeing i-it's a-a celeb w-worship thread...The w-way I-I treat h-her i-is p-probably n-not v-very p-popular... P-Please f-f-forgive m-me and d-don't s-s-spit i-in m-my e-eye f-for unworthily p-possessing a-a dream w-woman...
>>745803437
ugh she looks so scatty
>>745806459
I-I feel th-the emotional s-strain i-is s-starting t-t-to show o-on h-her...
Go to sleep Herman
I really like Alexandra Daddario.
Her eyes are beautiful
>>745806120
Man. I'd love to fuck Philip Schofield as well. That silver mop of hair only made more silver by my ejaculate.. Delicious.
>>745806568
I-It's k-k-kind of an understatement a-a-actually a-as I c-can see how sh-she is being affected... P-Please forgive m-me...
>>745806120
The ONLY acceptable answer
>>745803845
jessica alba has herpes you retarded newfag
>>745805103
Are you that much of a virgin ?
I mean, who wouldn't?
>>745805735
is this fucking hair on her fucking arm
disgusting
>>745806916
YEAH. WOMEN SHOULD SHAVE THEIR ARMS. What woman have you ever known that shaves their arms?
Katie Fuckin Cassidy
>>745807140
what a goddess
>>745807104
I want to be her human toilet
>>745807165
what do you think it'd taste like from her
>>745807202
Doesn't matter it's all I deserve. To be tied up in her bathroom, open mouth gag and used by her and her friends as a toilet.
Amy Bailey. I'd fuck that snatch till dehydrated
>>745806067
You're a fucking creepy incel you damn weird cuck
>>745807275
hot stuff
>>745806766
This guy gets it
>>745807352
My oh my what a woman.
>>745805011
You Crazy Person
>>745805103
I can't say if you are blind, years old or just stupid
Shia Lebouf
>>745807599
>>745803437
is your mom a celebrity?
>>745803437
Peter Dinklage
>>745806734>>745806568
>>745806459
>>745806283
>>745806067
Hey anon are you still around I have a ? For you
>>745803782
she literally looks like a boy with tits
>>745803782
She was SO hot when she was blossoming into a beautiful woman, right before she jumped right to SKANK.
Britney spears
>>745804202
ew nicki ass hole would be sweat like a mother fucker in those pants. take them nibbas off and her entire lower half will look like an old prune ass nibba that spent too much time in the bath tub ass nibba.
sophie turner
>>745808410
good shit
>>745807599
>>745808601
Where do I apply to be her sex toy?
Don't tell me you wouldn't.
MARGOT robbie
This slut
>>745803782
Uncle Terry is a weird guy
>>745808665
If I ever find a way I'll let you know
>>745803437
I'm not much of a fan of anal sex but I wouldn't mind shooting a wad of my jizz up kim kardashians asshole
>>745808872
Much appreciated.
>>745808927
this
>>745803734
you think her and Ty secretly fuck?
sky, she'd be nasty
>>745803876
anyone have that webm over her singing with her thong one piece get up?
>>745803563
mah nigga
>>745809023
Until then we can dream of being balls deep inside her
>>745804202
NICKI forsure
>>745808872
>>745809284
who dis??
>>745809284
Until them I can only dream of her using me to satisfy her deep desires.
>>745804817
FUCK NO
>>745809356
What would you like to serve as/do for her?
Always
>>745809141
Tommy Wiseau.
>>745806970
I guess you dont know many girls
>>745808780
>IF NICKI MINAJ WAS LESS HOT
>>745808927
lol no. Just no
would cum in her ass erryday
>>745809327
Holly Willoughby
>>745809356
What kind of desires would you wish to satisfy the most?
>>745809522
Kim Kardashian has the most fuckable ass on the planet, I want to choke her stupid ass while I fuck her fat ass then have her go walk a red carpet with my jizz leaking out of her stretched butthole
>>745809549
my nigga
>>745809400
My face would be her personal seat.
Massage and lick her dirty feet.
I'd lick her holes clean whenever she asks me to.
Pegging. I would definitely want her to peg.
>>745809639
she is so fucking perfect
>>745809777
She'd very much enjoy your service
>>745809639
>>745809744
true. theres nothing i wouldnt do to have 30 mins alone with her
Karen gillan
>>745809644
That made me horny
>>745809823
oh momma
>>745809815
I'd be more than glad to be her subject. I'd worship her.
>>745809861
You also want her to use you in that manner, don't you?
>>745809823
>>745809972
>>745809980
Yes very much so
>>745809980
>>745810030
>>745810102
LOL what the fuck? But that smile hnggg
>>745810030
After servicing her, she'd let us go jerk off in the toilet.
>>745810102
Oh god...
>>745810293
I'm pretty sure we'd flood it
>>745810000
no love for eiza quads?
>>745810142
She knows what she's doing
>>745810293
>>745810334
>>745806262
This anon is truth speaker.
>>745803437
Ghandi
>>745806262
>>745810441
They get it
>>745810432
I'd love to be her toilet to be honest
>>745810334
I don't think she'd mind it. Maybe she'd have us fill bottles for her.
>>745810432
She'd tease her subjects like this.
>>745810551
Would obey
>>745810509
I'd rather be her in bed fuck toy, there to please and be pleased
>>745810551
All day, every day
>>745804817
Every fucking chance you get, man. Every chance you get.
>>745803437
I would choose to cum in her pussy though, and we'd make a bunch of beautiful tall babies.
>>745810448
ancientfag detected
>>745810509
>>745810594
I wouldn't mind a little piss from her, but yeah I'd rather be a sex toy.
>>745810593
Punishment should be served for not obeying.
>>745804829
That mask would freak me the fuck out when I got high
>>745810840
yeah, i would
>>745810915
fuck off herman
>>745811030
jew
>>745811129
>>745811129
and? its a hole you picky fuck
>>745811129
jizz up those jew-asses
>>745811202
look at that ugly fuck face attached to the hole, yeah im a picky fuck. its called having standards
>>745811255
Cute
>>745803437
This Sexy Piece of Ass
>>745811255
you aint staring at her face from behind
>>745803568
isn't everybody famous a celebrity, by definition?
>>745811310
wonder if your dick is orange when you pull out
>>745811305
her resting face makes her look like she's always trying not to fart
>>745811318
and? i'd still have to see her face before and after
>>745811407
either brown bag it or turn off the GD light lol
>>745811485
or just go for a girl i'd rather see after cumming and not feel disgust
Since it's anal, I choose Iskra
>>745811537
>>745811519
Have a hug..
>>745811537
>>745811579
good fucking lord that ass
>>745811537
>>745811579
Divine ass.
>>745811609
>>745811648
I know, anons. I know.
>>745811519
dont forget the meaningful conversation and cuddling. especially the cuddling.
Okay, hopefully tonight's celeb thread is more helpful than last night's
>>745803437
kristen stewart, and it'd make her straight
>>745806970
none, but almost every one I know waxes their arms
>>745811765
Pretty sure all lesbians just need a fat cock up their assholes to make them rethink their life choices
>>745811730
goes without saying
>>745803437
Only if my dick is deep inside said gaping butthole
Emma watson
>>745811889
I'm not sure about that, but I am absolutely sure the method would work with her.
>>745809430
ass, not belly..
>>745812795
same
Emma Roberts. She just looks so good and pristine. I want to ruin that.
>>745803437
Fat girls with nose rings always remind me of prizewinners being led up to receive their rosette at the country fair.
She was my favorite fap after school so why not, rachel ray.
>>745803437
>>745803437
no hesitation. it's duff.
>>745813698
>>745813732
Last I hear she voices some char on Disney or some shit. I think that counts.
>>745813435
this is the only right answer
>ITT ugly women with flat asses
>>745803437
Whomever is considered to be one of Top 10 hottest females over 18 years old in 2050. I wanna see what kind of turbosluts we'll be fapping to in the future, what they'll look like etc.
>>745810840
I'm 99% straight but I'd fuck Bailey. No Homo.
>>745808750
Tongue punch in the fartbox
>>745813698
>>745813732
>>745813745
perfect breeding sow
>>745803437
Justin Bieber
But only if i can do it live on national American TV & by surprise. I don't want him to know its coming because him struggling is half the fun.
>>745806797
So does most of the world. Don't be a pussy, live a little. Nobody gets off this rock alive bruh
>>745804795
>I'd make a baby in scarlett Johansson
anon, sit down for a minute, we need to talk...
>>745814139
Post something then, bitch.
>>745814642
be like fucking a block of wood
Lilly James is aesthetic perfection
>>745811537
My fuckin' dude
Let's tag-team her
>>745810156
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>745810893
You did...notice the bulge...right?
>>745815641
everybody here knows who bailey jay is and that she/he has a penis... yes.. we know... a lot of people just don't care.
>>745808780
>walmart rihanna
>>745815804
fucking kek
you mad jew boi.??
>>745816704
I'd pump loads upon loads of my goyim cum into her anus.
>>745817313
I would do that also, her ass would be gaping 24/7
>>745817422
gaping and red sore. I'd be her little filthy goy.
>>745803555
not suprising if you see ariel's mother.
>>745803437
Gape MaryAnn and have Ginger do clean up duty.
>>745813351
fuck yes, anymore from this shoot?
I would enjoy it.
>>745805086
have you seen sleeping beauty?
>>745808927
Shut up Butters. She's a Hobbit.
deeply
>>745803558
Emma stone is literally an inch better than op girl. One is fat, the other looks like she is eating stones.
>>745808927
Enjoy your dick aids.
>>745803734
Masquerading shit taste as objective fact.
>>745803782
Ewwww
>>745809635
I think kim comes and posts this shit herself to stay in the conversation.
No question
>>745815349
yess
>>745804267
>fake tits
>no hips
good job, Hayden, you ruined what little 'sexy' you had
>>745819406
i would give her a nice hate fuck
any nudes of her?
>>745819484
>i would give her a nice hate fuck
him*
>>745809635
I really hope someone posts that unshopped picture of her ass. She looks horrible.
>>745820145
you gay as fuck
>>745819851
I'll second this... although i could do without the shit in her nose.
>>745820396
I don't mind it. Also dredd is a cool movie with no sequel sadly
>>745803782
This isn't even hot. Short hair. Hideous tattoos. 0/10 would not bang. Is daddy paying attention now Miley?
>>745808780
niggers look better than her
disgusting
>>745820588
That's going a bit far.
>>745809635
Why is lard ass supposed to be hot?
>>745820778
if you dont think shes hot youre fuckin gay
>>745810688
Or Natalie Portman. Jessica's arse is spectacular though.
>>745804202
You really can't decide between a perfect natural
latin ass and some fat fake ass? Dude you must be a retard
>>745820887
what if im gay for her
>>745820887
>>745821011
acceptable
>>745806262
>not doing the exact same, but doing it to her daughter and showing the video to her mum
>>745820561
>How type of people buy from here?
cloudiwatch.giveawaylisting.com
>>745815562
>>745811537
>celebrity
>>745821037
>>745821549
>>745821701
Gross. She's a fucking caricature.
>>745821701
>>745821914
thanks i highly value the anonymous opinions
>>745822104
That's why anyone is here. Anonymous attention. Otherwise you just Google this stupid shit.
>>745805735
Look, a jew, let's kill it
Jackie Redmond. Fucking love that chick.
>>745822104
>>745822178
thanks i value it
>>745809823
All those boogers.
>>745822354
>>745822389
>>745822354
nice pussy, I give her that.
>>745822501
>>745822695
damn right
>>745808711
>Don't tell me you wouldn't.
>>745822737
Shit, I'd bang her.
>>745806797
are you HIV positive about that?
does Vicky count as a celeb?
>>745822843
e-celeb
>>745811113
She was born with extra fingers. Would shoot my load on her face for fear of having kids with extra fingers.
Really? Nobody has posted the Queen?
>>745803437
Easy
>>745803865
The skank of all skanks.
>>745813732
>>745813745
>>745813698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQuENBxH4DU
>>745805383
My nigga
Hard and fast then send the vid to her parents
My queen Christina Hendricks
>>745822354
Any penetration webms? I'm lazy.
>>745823247
Patrician taste.
>>745823198
is bev still daddies girl tho?
"I need to see if you're still intact"
>>745823670
Sophia Lillis?
>>745823198
>>745823396
>>745823670
This is now a Bev's dad thread.
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