Prove you're white, /b/.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Prove you're white, /b/.
>>745796807
>>745796807
My father bought a flat for me and my girlfriend when I got out of highschool, I have rosacea and it sucks, I can totally get away when pulled over by being polite.
I'm not even that white, olive skin like most Italians
>>745796807
I live in a villa, have a job and go to university.
>>745796807
I am undergoing a PhD and love green tea
>>745796807
This girl probably fucks niggers though.
>>745796871
Proof I'm white.
I've never raped a woman.
>>745797608
You're not trying hard enough then.
I actually pick up trash on the side of the street when walking around town to throw away. Cleaning up 3rd world messes one Popeyes cup at a time.
I say things like "yo" at the end of sentences.
I use swear words unnecessarily.
I'm a cuck who drinks his bull's semen out of my wife's vagina.
>>745796807
>this pretty
>6.5-7/10
I work.
Growing up I never heard anyone use the word nigger in a real way. Not until I listened to rap music on a CD and heard blacks calling themself niggers.
When people joke about my skin colour or racial features I don't get mad.
>>745797515
>I am undergoing a PhD
A STEM field PhD, I hope for your sake.
I would really like a turkey sandwich, on white bread with extra mayo.
>>745796807
niggers dont browse 4chan
>>745797894
it is
>>745797767
The NigNog is strong in this one
>>745796807
Huge Metalhead and registered Libertarian.
>>745797515
what phd means ?
im soviet with different system
>>745797827
>6.5-7/10
I knew my dad growing up
>>745797934
Nignog here monitoring this thread for the lols
I don't call liquors "CLEARS" and "BROWNS"
I drink everything no matter the consequences.
And I don't sip on lean.
>>745797894
Not him, but it's a yes for me. Although, who knew that there where so many Chinese into computational chemistry, might have to wife one, just like my PI.
>>745798034
Doctor of Philosophy (Science)
>>745798098
Be honest. Do you find full blooded black women more attractive than white women
I voted for Trump.
I can dunk
Oh wait.....
>>745796807
I have sex with my siblings constantly
I'm white as fuck
I let my dog lick my plate.
I voted for Trump.
After I got home from work today, by my newly bought bike, I met dad as he also came home from work at the same time.
>>745797515
Nice try Jap
i have never been to prison
I'm Finnish which means I've the purest white genes
Spurdo spärde purjo pore!
>>745796807
I kill niggers.
Smoked meth, never crack
getting a Bio degree and am level headed when faced with situations that would make others angry. I do mind numbing challenge runs of dark souls and watch black mirror to subdue my desire in overcoming adversity, of which there is not much.
don't know what the fuck i'm gonna do with a bio degree but it's STEM and there's a lot of paths to take so i'll be fine probably.
>>745802147
No, niggers do that.
Father went to prison for meth trafficking. The fucking asshat sent it through the federal postal service for fucks sake
I sometimes do the clapping thing during the friends intro.
>>745802733
Watching Friends is enough, actually.
I pay my taxes
>>745803349
I sometimes wish 4chan's shitty servers didn't have AIDS so I could actually see the images instead of a "File no longer exists (404)" message.
>>745798715
Nice try Mohammed.
>>745796807
Are north africans considered white or black?
>>745803659
I kind of wish newfags would stop being so fucking retarded but that day will never come. Use 4chanX dipshit
>>745803761
No, I don't want to. Fuck you, nigger. Go back to /g/.
>>745804122
>complains about problem
>gets offered advice
>BUT NNNNOOOO I DON'T WANT TO HURRRRRR
And somehow I'm the nigger.
I have a job and I pay my taxes
>>745804309
>And somehow I'm the nigger.
That's right, chink. Suck a dick.
>>745804609
Right.
>>745804635
Take that, nigger.
>>745797219
I am Italian
>>745796807
My grandparents gave a "half-breeds" talk to my sister when they found out her boyfriend was Mexican.
>>745796807
*cough* *cough* white power *cough* *cough* master race *cough* *cough*
I can't run faster then a black man.
>>745796807
I'm not racist, ask my black friend.
>>745805390
I never thought I would see a guy blow a dolphin
I guess theres a first time for everything
>>745796807
I work and look after my kid . no interbreeding my wife died.
>>745796807
I have money and I've never thought about hitting a woman.
God damn i sound like a white knight fgt...fuck
You can trust me.
>>745796807
I don't believe in blaming everyone else for my problems or decisions.
>>745799096
>muscular anime gay hardcore sex act
>>745796807
I take silly group photos with my friends and cross the street when I see a black man on my side of the sidewalk
i work in I.T
>>745806275
paki, pls
>>745806305
you should think more about full stops.
this is my sister
>>745806348
oh yea good point, i forgot it was prove your white not prove your not a nigger.
I've been pulled over 3 times for various traffic violations. Got away with it every time.
>>745805421
kek
>>745806381
Who is that beast holding her up like that?
Never killed someone
>>745796807
I never stole a bike
The scholarship I applied for and should have won was instead awarded to a minority with literally half my GPA
I volunteered to work extra hours at the country club because a golf tournament is coming up
My kid is in private school
I have a $400k home at the beach in a very desirable white neighborhood
I have a framed oil portrait of my blond haired blue eyed great great uncle on the wall in my living room
My father had a "mammy" when he was a child in south GA
I was the youngest person on my varsity golf team and 2nd youngest on my varsity soccer team
I wish i was black
Never had to eat
https://youtu.be/kk_i9S092AM
I frequently leave tips when I eat out and am carry on public conversations at a reasonable and courteous volume.
Also I hate niggers
I'm in the middle of my MA (Masters Degree of Arts) in Speculative Design.
>>745796807
Been on welfare since 2014.
Have spent almost every day looking for a job.
>despite failure, still trying to be an active member of society
>>745796807
Both of my kids are from the same woman, I take care of them. They know me as "dad".
>>745807016
So you're a faggot too.
>>745807565
I wouldn't say faggot. Pretentious NEET would work though.
I jack off to anime
I have 2 jobs and a loving family
>>745807692
>NEET
>not in Employment Education or Training
For someone getting a masters, you're a fucking idiot
>>745805390
>having this saved on your hard drive
My parents financially supported me through college.
>>745806058
/b/
Last night's dinner
Supported Bernie
>>745809139
>busch
Some things are worse than being a nigger
>>745796807
I both have and comprehend a sizable investment portfolio.
>>745809139
Corn and potato.
What.
>>745799096
Weeaboo faggot. kys
>>745801961
It just means you're a pale, weak fuck.
>>745802147
>>745802484
Try again.
>>745796807
i'm fat
>>745803659
Works fine for me. Maybe you're the one who has AIDS.
>>745796807
this is the best sex i've ever had
>>745796807
I listen to prog rock
>>745796807
I know my father.
>>745803761
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>745806062
If you are the dad then this is saying something. The mom, not so much.
>>745806191
the fuck would children be thankful for god for? glad im not american
>>745796807
I am White but more important,I am very Pro-White and not some Antifa/BLM supporting piece of shit
>>745805390
now.,,,,,..... can...,,,,, we think,,,, ,about...,,,,...... what is going through your head when you do some shit like this. ...... ... ...... did he want this recorder??????? is this natural......... dolphins confirmed one pump chumps
>>745810696
The best sex you ever had was a black guy fucking you? I would say tits or GTFO, but you're obviously a faggot.
>>745806381
why paint the cats nails? never seen this behaviour before
>>745810795
We're glad you aren't either, faggot. kys
Both my parents were white
>>745806381
>error
>ass.jpg missing
>Upperlip.txt missing
>>745796807
im a psycho and want to murder people but i don't
because i still have decency, moral, and love in my heart somewhere
>>745806665
a pool and a trampoline OHHHH BOI!!!
>>745809139
>dat hidden blade beneath the meat, ready to strike out in case a nigger tries to steal your food
>>745810842
uh, kisses to you too anon
>>745796807
I went to Reed College
>>745797883
When people joke a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶s̶k̶i̶n̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶r̶a̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶f̶e̶a̶t̶u̶r̶e̶s̶ I don't get mad.
if I wasn't white, would I do this?
>>745798444
OP said white, not stupid
>>745805390
god damn boy..
>>745810647
>>745811068
same thing
>>745810953
I don't want your kisses, europoor. Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>745810881
>Being this angsty.
Die, faggot.
>>745796807
I sincerely believe that anything bigger that 5 inches hurts a woman
>>745810847
But double negatives only work one way
>>745796807
I wear crocs almost everyday, I watched all seasons of Santa Barbara, I actually pay taxes, and want to be a good parent. Also, I'm poor as hell and have bad luck with money.
This is my ideal female ass
>>745811125
oh ok, that's what you god-loving american meant
i live vicariously through skin color and get angry when girls I have no shot at don't pick "me" (ie. a white person)
I wear crocs and socks but with the socks on the outside.
>>745811426
what kind of smurf is that?
sure, but this is an anime thread
>>745796807
Never in my life ate KFC
>>745796807
Everywhere but 4chan considers me white, Thanks Iberian peninsula and English heritage.
>>745810803
Whatever you say round-skull, this is what true white looks like, complete with the whitest snapchat filter in existence.
>>745811102
Really?
>>745805313
No one gives a fuck
>>745810834
Looks like there might be caps on the cats nails so it can't scratch shit or slip on hardwood floors or something.
>>745810803
You must be so proud of yourself.
>>745811667
>Being this fucking stupid.
>>745796807
my gf is black
>>745805313
So a black of Europoor. Congratulations, everyone hates you.
I can read and write, and I'm very anti-Merkel when we are talking about refugees.
Girls name is Courtney Tailor
>I'm white because I know the name xd
>>745811639
higher IQ than both
Nigger kid kept under the mobile patio fenced with chicken wire.
I'd take him out with the shotgun and give him the old yellar treatment but the wife says we can't do that no more cause of this thing called the white guilt. Told her on more than one occasion I wouldn't feel guilty doing gods work but she promised the Coon's mama her race mixing second cousin that we'd take care of the little critter after she was brought up on a meth smuggling charge in Tijuana and put in one of them Mexican jails.
Tyrone can be useful sometimes even helps me with making shine or when I am gator hunting and need some live bait, so he ain't a bad little nigger after all Guess I can learn to be a little less racist too. Anyways gotta go, Tucker Carlson will be on soon and I need to feed the little darky.
>>745811709
What did I do?
>>745811526
I'm Eurasien
>>745811972
Asami cosplay
>>745796807
I'm Argentinian
>>745812015
do yuo have a bf
>>745811907
Some people are actually like this somehow.
>>745811972
Pretty sure he was asking about the non canon OC lookin' grandma smurf in the background
>>745796807
I have a PhD in theoretical computer science and a PhD in pure mathematics. There's your proof
>>745811938
The cat's nails are just painted, dipshit.
>>745812075
Enjoy your teaching job.
>>745797876
I'm from Utah too!
>>745811045
Sauce, prove you're really white and don't be a nigger and not give sauce.
>>745796807
got passed up for promotion by a minority
>I work
>I pay my bills
>I pay my taxes
>I speak proper english
>I respect the police
>>745811639
http://www.iqtestexperts.com/iq-education.php
educate yourself
>>745812259
A cat's nails would be pretty hard to paint seeing as they're not extended most of the time, and notice how thick the nails on the front paws look in comparison to the back.
Stop acting like a child, it was an observation.
>>745796807
>I have 3 kids, all with the same woman
>Actually have custody of my kids
>Own my own house, car, etc.
>Never stole a bike
>>745805390
I am no Marine biologist but I can tell you, I have researched this and it helps with training the animal. They are very sexually driven creatures, kinda like humans.
I can encounter a policeman without getting shot and/or arrested.
>>745808579
>seeing this and not saving it to your hard drive
Unemployed, but without government assistance programs.
>>745812525
Just press the middle of its paw, and they are extended. You think putting a "cap" on a cat's nails would be easier than just painting them? Stop being a dumb fucking retard.
>>745813891
<This is the shit I'm talking about
I'm pretty sure those are caps.
>>745813891
He might be right asshole.
Look at the nails on the front paws, they look blunted compared to those on the back
>>745806381
Damn she's ugly af
>>745796807
Well lets see, dirty blonde hair, white skin, mother is Scottish/English and father is Irish. So in conclusion, I'm only I'm only half human.
>>745814358
>I'm only I'm only I'm only
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>>745814450
I just got up and don't feel all that well, good catch tho.
>>745796807
She's cute, but not a 10. Overated.
Mixed women are most attractive. Big ass, big tits, nice lips and hair....light skin of course.
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>>745806381
You ever fuck your sister or "experiment"?
>>745814768
Muh nigga
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>>745805421
His mexican family would've most likely done the same to him...
üa
>>745811972
I was asking about the smurf.
Your titties means nothing without timestamp.
>>745814050
never seen those things before, looks uncomfortable for the cat. isn't it better to just cut them?
>>745811892
>Einstein
>high iq
pick one
