Hey /b/, I'm a female and I just got a new microphone, any request?
>>745784457
>any request?
ye, show your tits.
You know the rules.
>>745784457
>Bump
I wanna see where this goes
>>745784457
cover it in peanut butter and take a picture for us
>>745784457
Sing "show your tits or gtfo" so i can post it in future "im a female" threads
>>745784457
"tadaima onii-chan"
Evidence.
Shoe on head?
>>745784457
sounds of stuff sliding in and out of your wet pussy.
i mean i actually love those sounds...
>>745785002
nice
>>745785002
is it cold there or are you just horny
>>745785002
>evidence
I see no microphone you fucking liar
>>745785002
Nice
>>745785002
nice
Say "Garrett, traps are gay".
>>745785078
>>745784457
shove the mic in your vag. post pic. much appreciated
Najs!
>>745785215
no, we need tits AND microphone in the same picture.
third try lucky though
>>745784457
Say Daddy
>>745784457
>any request?
Let's see your tits, FAGGOT.
>>745785215
The guy is a trap
"Just get it over with already, you are nothing but trash anyway. No one has ever or will ever love you, killing yourself is the best thing you can do at this point. You really became such a loser and losers should just die"
>>745785002
Now show penis
say "i love you" three times, the first one is a whisper and each one after is louder and more passionate
my request is sharpie in pooper
>>745785181
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1AO05wsHzZS
Beg for cum in your pussy?
>>745784457
Just say "I love you". Never had a girl say that to me before.
>>745784457
Recite the date and sing the first few seconds of pomf pomf and we will believe you
>>745785002
>>745785354
rolling for this, but sounding like you're really turned on
>>745785078
i fucking lol'd
>>745784457
Tits or GTFO also kys attention whore
Write tits or pussy “wns”
Thanks honey
>>745785354
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kKOlMs7zg1
>>745785542
Bump same
>>745785611
You subhuman she showed tits!
I have 4 x Win 7 kiosk machines onsite that I was always very nervous about. I've done the following; Auto-logon with a domain user with no permissions (Could use a local machine account, but I wanted the ability to disable the account on all of these machines instantly if need be). GPO's to remove everything (task manager, chnage password etc) from the Ctrl+Alt+Delete screen except the option to switch user. Created a batch file that opens the kiosk software and replaced explorer.exe with the path to this batch file in the registry. The machine now boots directly to the full screen kiosk software, keyboard shortcuts don't work, no start menu etc. Seems to work quite well.
just moan into the mic ye?
>>745785633
thanks
>>745785454
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JmmWnccFGa
stick as many markers as you can in ur ass.
"Happy birthday, anon."
Want someone to say it to me. :(
On the bright side, I'm now able to browse 4chan without being b&.
>>745785678
Posted before scrolling down
>>745785236
Xde
>>745784457
Say: "We'll do it live. WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT! Fuckin' thing sucks... "
Most of you are beta, pussy worshipping males who need to grow a pair and learn to behave like real men
>>745784457
say "i hate islam"
>>745785633
it's descent, but you're need to work on your voice acting.
>>745785817
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZtxbZiSE2O
>>745785633
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kKOlMs7zg1
is this an autogenerated female voice because it does not sound human
Say "Looking at loli makes you a pedophile"
"OH, Aaron! Fuck Me!"
>>745785817
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1l3L5Osmh8T
>>745785959
Stacies tend to sound robotic. Lack of a soul will do that to you
>>745785970
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ecVs1FNGzH
>>745785959
nah we hear the girl breathing on her mic
>>745786048
Faggot
>>745785784
thanks
>>745785784
Thanks femanon...
>>745786048
Holy shit that was unexpected. Made me giggle. Thanks anon.
>>745786096
lawl PEEDOphile
>>745786096
OP how old are you, I am starting to worry
>>745785345
Pretty nice tits for a dude.
>>745785612
Do it
say "ooga booga muhfugga hol up is you sayin that we wuz hol up that WE wuz KANGZ?"
>>745786404
Just old enough.
Say nigger
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words."
"FUS RO DAH!"
Please.
>>745786485
for what?
random breath sounds! they are kewl
>>745785071
why do guys think tits get hard if they're horny
they're not dicks
>>745786831
Nipples definitely get hard
Op, you willing to take paid requests?
>>745785937
who the fuck pronounces "anon" that way
>>745786932
(For pictures)
Could you please say
"Hey Daddy, welcome home! I kept the toys in all day just like you asked so can we please play now? I need it really bad!"
Thanks
Say "If she's 12, I'm 12"
>>745786987
the fuck is wrong with you
>>745786932
Depends on the request.
>>745786280
https://vocaroo.com/i/s04FsHGJh6Ot
>>745785002
Scuffed titjob.
>>745785002
Nice
>>745786987
ok I'll vote for this
>>745787027
new queen of /b/
>>745787027
Sexier voice than op
sexy inhale, exhale sounds anon
>>745787018
Put a timestamp with proof of being a femanon next to same mic, and I'll pay $5 for you to hold a sign
Fart on the mic pls
>>745787017
Nothing. I am flawless.
>>745784457
Can you say "Stop being a fucking weeaboo"it's to annoy my friend
>>745786987
https://vocaroo.com/i/s117bk7QiBc6
Please say "Omae wa mou shindeiru"
>>745787490
strong start, but your accent is bouncing around a bit there. are you nervous?
can u say "tits or gtfo"
I just need keyboard taps, mouse clicks, and cute stifled giggles
Faults saved my life
>>745787490
You sound nervous, but I think that I like that better!
>>745787477
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0cE0s4xvPmg
>>745787694
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1G0UDGgx6ev
>>745787554
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
please say"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here.Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, got some adverbs here."
>>745787783
Kek flawless
>>745787783
saved.
>>745787554
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0SD1YTH6XP8
Can you please say
"Dyl we need more 7.62x54r for the vz 59, oh and by the way, love you"
Please i am in dire need of human interaction
>>745784457
Say "Legend stop being a fucking weeaboo and go to work"
>>745787783
Can you be even more of a colossal faggot?! p&t
>>745787899
I was cheated
>>745786006
I'll vote for this faggot
>>745787899
fuck we've got some solid players in this thread
>>745787554
fuck you skeleton
>>745787941
Cpt fuk u
>>745787899
>>745787783
Why are these girls so much sexier than op?
How much would you be willing to read?
>>745787632
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0X4ayryho0h
>>745788144
As much as you want bby.
>>745788103
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1xNqET9ocYb
>>745788103
Self-confidence.
>>745786965
everyone
>>745788200
Please read this article (or as much as you can handle)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration
>>745784457
Laugh for a bit and say
Really Jon? Don't tell me that's the best you can do in this game. Just quit Jon, just fucking quit already. Youll never get better and you'll always be trash. Its fucking pathetic this is the best you can do with all this time you wasted...Quitting will be the best thing you can do for yourself
Will be sending to a friend op
>>745788221
"Might"
>>745788221
True dat!
sing this one as loud as you can:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCu_wd_bulw
you gotta really belt it out tho. it doesn't matter if you can't sing worth a shit
>>745788200
then why did you ignore >>745785696
I need it
>>745787899
https://vocaroo.com/i/s12iMzPm0WX2
Say "everything's gonna be alright anon, tomorrow's gonna be better. I'm sure of it"
>>745787941
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1bLtTMLob16
>>745787941
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ogFF3v3QR5
>>745788268
lol no
>>745784457
>And now Josuke, I'll destroy you with the power of my Stand
>KILLER QUEEF
"it's okay, anon. I don't really understand why you like to do those things, but it makes you happy, and that makes me happy too! So please let me know if there's anything I could do to help you, I want to do what I can to support you!"
"Hehe, wake up darling! Get ready or you'll be late!" I need a loving alarm tone please..
>>745788376
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1AjQbvwZXm3
>>745788665
>an-on
kek
>>745788366
ow.
>>745788392
>>745788485
thanks
>>745788665
aww
>>745788665
Something about the way you say an on reminds me of someone....
>>745788630
Good Morning Tyler, It is 7am. It is time for you to start the day. Make sure to drink a glass of water before starting the day.
>>745788630
https://vocaroo.com/i/s01TGa82vE4Q
>>745788665
I love this more then I should.
Say "just...sit on my face. Please"
>>745788579
https://vocaroo.com/i/s14ZIW1ZmsdG
>>745788324
Op please
"Larceny is the sexiest user on HackForums"
>>745788982
Top kek
Say "You all fucking suck out this game. How does's it fell getting losing to a girl. Fucking Pathetic. Kill yourself."
>>745789113
Moan and say oh batman it's so big! Moan some more and say how much of a little slut you are for such a sadist. (No balls)
>>745789126
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1wf3fpREYjJ
Can you say "Zant B cock is soo big it digs deep into my pussy every time."
>>745789113
why do you say anon like that?
"the jews did 9/11"
>>745788630
>"Hehe, wake up darling! Get ready or you'll be late!" I need a loving alarm tone please..
Op please..
>>745788630
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y0DX57Abvz
>>745787905
Please op
"420 Praise it faggot "
>>745789379
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XjVLICxkoQ
>>745789434
https://vocaroo.com/i/s07M73Jsss6a
>>745789434
Perfect thanks op
>>745789638
your voice sounds so sweet. Can you sing?
>>745789638
alright I'm borrowing this too
>>745785002
Nice
>>745788630
You are so fucking lonely
>>745789538
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1UK0TWRMGWS
>>745784457
I want to hear your wet pussy slaps
>>745784457
>any request?
Microphone in da pooper
>>745789638
taking this too
Can you make me an alarm clock?
"Good morning Master! Your coffee is ready and the day is ready to get fucked by your long dick of the law! Don't forget Zoey Chan loves you! "
>>745789678
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0cnA6q6x4lm
>>745789638
Thank you ok I love your voice and shall wake up to it every day
>>745789379
>How does's it fell getting losing to a girl
>>745789700
>how does it feel getting loss to a girl
english as a second language right guys
>>745788630
>>745789806
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HZ9gZAdZkM
>>745789434
And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.
And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't fuck" instinct something fierce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can
>>745784457
Say "Traps are great too fuck with, better than any straight white and black men"
>>745789938
The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.
>>745789874
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0VSfNhPFInP
>>745790071
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0t1hCR8t5Qn
It is Wednesday my dudes
*battle cry that progressively gets louder for a few seconds*
>>745789974
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0E6vbHCqST5
Femanon, im heading off to bed. can you leave me a cute goodnight voice message?
redo this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSMnnIbZI0Y
>>745789974
Ow, I'm sure that hurt me somewhere. Not everyone here is trash like how you see life pal.
>>745784457
I'm the reason no one likes you.
>>745789974
>>745790071
>Nigger fetish
Fuck off
Say "Niggers aren't people they're lower than the lowest snail shit on the bottom of the ocean"
"Get to school and forget all about this, faggot"
>>745789990
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Oom2N99JCT
>>745790379
It's weird seeing my yt channel in this thread.
>>745790563
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Oom2N99JCT
Thanks :)
"Fuck you sean"
>>745790405
Its pasta you fucking newfag
>>745790376
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XEf9Jy4iaq
>>745785002
Why are women's and trap's skin always so nice looking? The amount of blemishes and scars I have make me regret going shirtless at times.
>>745790721
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XEf9Jy4iaq
<3
>>745790721
WHY DO YOU SAY ANON LIKE CANNON
>>745790737
Because you're a pathetic loser.
>>745790737
makeup. srsly. loads of foundation
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop
Chief Keef ain't bout this, Chief Keef ain't bout that
My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them
He, he they say that nigga don't be putting in no work
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y'all niggas ain't know shit
All ya motherfuckers talk about
Chief Keef ain't no hitta Chief Keef ain't this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Ya'll don't live with that nigga
Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet
Shootin' at the police and shit
Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don't know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that
Them niggas savages out there
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I'm fucking beating they ass! I'm not fucking playing no more You know those niggas roll with Lil' Reese and them
>>745790737
work out and use cocoa butter you fuck
"you little rat, why did you steal my cheese again? fucking ham kiss"
>>745786529
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>745785633
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kKOlMs7zg1
lmao pretty good femanon
>>745790376
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0jnXMEsm0z5
>>745790660
Eh, good too know
>>745790655
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0iNHpuvw8h7
>>745789385
Please OP?
i would really like to hear you sing something
>>745784457
Say "BOONK GANG WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT" like you were running at the same time
>>745784457
Say, "cum on me, Tyler. Oh yes, cum!"
"My sister bare-ass farted in my face when i was 12, because her friend dared her to. "
please op?
>>745790625
Are you op?
>>745790864
What if I do work out..
>Cocoa butter?
>>745791095
No, just browsing threads.
>>745790836
Wait, so these boobs/body has makeup for anonymous 4chan pic?
>>745790071
if the penis is the penultimate symbol, then what is the ultimate symbol?
>>745790865
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zphw9kF4Go
say "But.. But.. I poop from there"
>>745790899
op pls.
>>745791118
this shit nigger use on skin its cheap as fuck
>>745791241
Real question why are you doing this op
>>745791207
oh, that pic? nah. that's the phone using its automatic skin-smoothing selfie filter.
>>745791309
I assume the same reason I did. bought a yeti for voice work, realised I had nowhere tot practice, got on 4ch to take requests because you just spent $100 on a mic you have no real use for.
Say "stop being a nigger faggot emmanuel"
Say "Show me ye poop chute to avoid me questions three."
>>745784457
op, can you please say "young frog on the beat"?
>>745790865
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sMxwbovhZd
>>745791401
Precisely
>>745791325
Liar utrap
Ok, here we go.
"Sean, it's been years since your mother hurt you. I understand she has done horrible things to you but it's time to realize she's not the loser she has always called you. The walls that are up now? The instinct that goes off whenever you do something that has a possibility of failure because you feel you will never accomplish it? The voice in your head that tells you every mistake is a horrible fuck upend you will never do anything right? You put that up for yourself because you kept believing her. The truth is you can achieve what you want. You aren't the fuck up she constantly yelled at you for in her bipolar fit of rage. You can ace those tests, you can get into a healthy state, you can talk to people whoever they may be without turning into an awkward nervous wreck. Everyone around you is cheering you on and wants to see you succeed, the only person who thinks you can't do anything right is you. Get rid of that mentality and you can do anything, I believe in you."
Time to patiently wait for op to deliver
>>745787535
Skeletal fucker
"my favourite anime is kevonu hartu in the houseru"
say ''aghh my ass is to big i can't fit"
"don't worry about a thing, the customers will come, your friends will all come crawling back to you when they're broke in 5 years and you will be the king of your self built empire"
>>745788268
No.
>>745785002
I really just want to see more of these breasts and this body
>>745784457
Baka mitai Kodomo na no ne
Yume wo otte kidzutsuite
Uso ga heta na kuse ni waraenai egao wo miseta
I love you mo roku ni iwanai
Kuchibeta de honma ni bukiyou
Na no ni na no ni doushite sayonara ha ieta no
Dame da ne. Dame yo dame na no yo
Anta ga suki de sukisugite
Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo
Yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai
———————————————–
Baka mitai hontou baka ne
Anta shinjiru bakari de
Tsuyoi onna no furi setsunasa no yokaze abiru
Hitori ni natte sannen ga sugi
Machinami sae mo kawarimashita
Na no ni na no ni doushite miren dake okizari
Honma ni roku na otoko ya nai
Soroi no yubiwa hazushimasu
Zamaa miro seisei suru wa
Ii kagen mattete mo baka mitai
Dame da ne Dame yo dame na no yo
Anta ga sukide sukisugite
Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo
Yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai
Honma ni roku na otoko ya nai
Soroi no yubiwa hazushimasu
Zamaa miro seisei suru wa
Nan na yo kono namida baka mitai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqVBEZzHGVM
>>745791565
this nice tits tbh
>>745784457
can you Say " Anon can you shit into my Mouth, i would like to eat your shit and drink your pee"
>>745791565
same here
mfw wanna record shit but roomates asleep and dont wanna be a dick
>>745785002
Jesus Christ
>>745791688
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgX2fl93ZT
>>745790737
It's not always nice looking. But the nice-looking ones are the ones you look at.
The ones that regret going shirtless and hiding their blemishes.... hide their blemishes and don't go shirtless. Or show off.
Selection bias.
>>745791462
hot
<3
>>745791241
<3<3
"This is battery acid you slime!"
>>745791857
>Listen anon, only gay people eat the poo poo. Is that what you do?
Did the girl left?
>>745791857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5CAdtR91lQ
This one pls
Say "please enjoy game"
>>745792001
She's probably reading a long 1
>>745785215
gross
>>745788982
Heavenly!
Goodnight, /b/. I am getting off for the night, but I shall return tomorrow to do more requests. Keep an eye out. Apologies if I never got to you.
>>745785002
holy fuck you got the nicest tits to ever grace this site
Say Gunner you are a fucking retard
>>745792195
sleep well you beautiful thing
>>745792195
night
>>745786006
OP Please, I need this.
>>745792215
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wBmGAGl83C
>>745785002
This doesn't mean you're female. You could still have a penis.
>>745792215
>be an actual gunner
> not retarded compared to my squad mates
eat a dick scooter
>>745785002
those are some fucking preemo titties. that is all
>>745786096
Mm no it doesnt
>>745792195
Night doll
>>745792195
New queen of /b/
>>745792308
how do you even do that man? you must have a very feminine penis, dik pic pls
Thanks for the fun night! Hope to see you soon.
>>745792374
She's got my vote. those titties God. damn
>>745792195
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0dIyfha2R3r
>>745792396
Of course :)
Give us a goodnight recorded message!!
>>745792384
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0AQaVPTYV76
>>745792528
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
im in love
>>745792519
https://vocaroo.com/i/s01ksMzXEiAG
wait so is it a trap?
>>745790863
OP DO THIS PLEEEAASEEE
>>745792603
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1B9ryA4e13Q
>>745792625
Kill yourself nigger
>>745792603
please leave
>>745784457
Alright you anally gifted faggots, show's over, go home.
Do something with your life.
>>745792790
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0QadHTPLMnS
>>745785817
Hay b day bro
I want to see more bewbs
>>745792215
you live in Majuro?
>>745792905
tits are all over this fucking site man, dicks too if you're into that shit
>>745792953
But those are special. Also no im not gay.
"Let's play house again Daddy Jim! *giggles*" in a little girl voice.
>>745793117
You fucking faggots get lost
bump limit
rip thread
>>745793009
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zDGPcGW2H0
>>745793117
>>745793228
meant for
>>745791055
please op. I got dubs, dude. come on!
>>745793389
nigger she went to bed read the thread
>>745793249
>>745793389
Op please deliver to this guy
>>745791515
You must have mistaken this for a homosexual thread. I'm not saying that shit.
