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No rekt bread? Travesty!
>>745782268
context?
>>745782399
No idea.
>>745782161
rek yoself fgt
>>745782806
kej
>>745782161
>>745782419
Everything in China is designed to kill you
>>745782845
Based yellow-shirt man
>>745782461
>>745782675
As someone who has had a full knee dislocation, you will never know more pain than this. NEVER. KNOW. MORE PAIN!!
bump
>>745782845
Roy Nelson?
>>745785643
Fucking gooks. Worthless scum
>>745785811
FAKE
>>745782399
>>745782461
fake. look where the tubes lead. that is not a medical device, its a box.
>>745782312
god damn lol
>>745782287
What a faggit
>>745782312
My sides into orbit !
>>745782419
Ninja nina has the reflexes! Catching that pipe wow
>>745782217
How does he go upside down so quickly??
>>745782350
story?
>>745785560
story?
>>745789270
Niggers
>>745782312
the way he falls is almost like a bad cartoon, is that shooped
>>745789688
Kid stole a drug dealers gun in brazil, drug dealer went to get it back he said he's not giving it back, drug dealer's gotta pay for it. Dealer paid for it.
>>745785643
Hey, at least they knocked it out.
>>745788291
Damn...
>>745782312
You need to watch that webm to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0
>>745788759
pilot reacted pretty well. first i thought they were like "oh shit im outta here" but that other man would have ran into the blades aswell and they seen it coming
>>745789171
fucking bullets crossing the road
>>745785643
The other dogs are looking away.
>>745782268
Sex doll?
One fresh
>>745782461
Can't stop a Mexican they will brake you.
>>745784759
>you will never know more pain
le me tell you about pain, faggot, i got kidney stones in both kidneys while an urinary infection, thats real pain you little shit
I was just begging doctors to kill me
>>745782806
I guess dude didnt have it bad already. Fucker in the SUV thought he was doing a public service to end home boy.
>>745782947
Feel how smooth this is. Oh oh ya its WOOO !
>>745791300
how can you not...
>>745784759
I dislocated my elbow and broke my arm. The best part was them setting my arm. One person grabbed my forearm and another grabbed my bicep and then they pulled.
I passed out from the pain.
>>745792020
China
>>745790845
>>745782312
More like watch it with this song
https://youtu.be/iHJSZSRSljk
>>745782268
Art project btw
>>745782287
I love how casually people do shit like break cfl bulbs indoors, burn plastics, and solder in their bedroom.
>>745790568
I still dont understand why they wait until the car is completely over the victim or just dont stop at all
>>745789171
Sauce? Did dude get shot?
>>745789270
self defense
>>745791300
I don't understand how we live when we bleed for a whole week while giving our boyfriends and husbands total shit. Periods are unholy thing you know what im talking about wingWong... Wingwong?
>>745785560
Killed for ivory
>>745782217
I love it. They should not be stopped in the middle of the freeway and this is why.
>>745791300
Dumb fuck bitch on her phone
>>745782268
BACK IN THE WOMB IT'S MUCH TOO REAL
>>745782947
>>745782920
why i never want to do manufacturing
>>745788291
edgy
>>745785811
i can just hear a Tool song playing
>>745792607
try telling how many people were on the bikes
3 and a baby on the first?
>>745782947
Don't worry, the hat made it, guys
>the hat's okay
>>745785811
>too old
>>745782287
>>745792306
fucking chinks cant see because of their small ass eyes. i dont even know why we give them licenses in the states
>>745786345
Nope it's his brother, Roger "Big City" Nelson
>>745782287
PARKOUR!
>>745782636
This was one of my first rekts and one of my faves. "We can make it honey!" *troll face*
>>745785722
This is why it's so important to have at least basic fight training. That's why I love when I see a nigger do that nigger fight shit where they're constantly pulling up their basketball shorts and bending backwards so they don't get hit in the face. unless the other person is a nigger too they're pretty much fucked if the person has been in even just a couple fights
>>745792306
I read somehwere that it's a matter of paying fines in Gookland.
If you accidentally kill someone it's a one-time fee.
If they're injured you have to pay for treatment.
So many simply go for the kill, hoping to pass it off as an accident.
>>745782350
Did he died?
>>745794811
this is true
>>745782312
>GODLIKE
>>745785811
ayy lmao
>>745792298
Definitely guilty of soldering in the bedroom. I definitely didn't know that breathing it was no good either.
https://youtu.be/NTKSLk-zNpc
>>745797110
Disappointed
>>745792607
Everybody's dead Dave
>>745785604
Not fair, the taller guy had the reach advantage.
https://youtu.be/wejMXXrC51s
>>745789270
nerve gas
>>745782287
I dont care what you fags say thats some hardcore shit
>>745782845
Get this guy into fucking mma
He his HAM with those hard rights
>>745782998
That's what they get for trying to be healthy
This is the age of the automobiles
If you don't have a car you will be extinct
>>745782399
Nerve gas
>>745789688
He was killed for his ivory
http://arhivach.org/thread/131063/
this thread made me nauseous
>>745792046
holy fuck its rare to see a video where you can clearly see the faller land on the floor theres always some bullshit blocking the camera
>>745782382
death by burger king
>>745792046
Not high enough idiot
>>745782947
this would happen to gil on "the simpsons". he'd be like... "great, i got a job and my boss is showing me how it... aw... this always happens to old gil..."
>>745785811
all aborted babies are female. that's something the world doesn't know and my main pro-life point. bitches should know that they are always killing their DAUGHTER. the human fetus doesn't become male until much later. that's why men have nipples.
>>745796016
Truck was empty
This was not a delivery this was attempted murder
>>745782268
i wanna fuk it
>>745782781
story?
>>745799165
No.
Fetuses are male or female the moment the sperm enters the egg. Either it's XX or XY. The fact that a fetuses looks asexual until hormones are produced do not make them fucking female you fucking idiot.
>>745791927
Dude couldn't see the worm crawling in front of his car.
>>745782287
White people
>>745799232
>This was not a delivery
Fuck no, it was DiGiornos!
>>745792440
No, he sneezed
>>745785643
why would you post this
>>745793738
kek
>>745788291
Nerve gas
>>745785643
that fucked me up
I gotta go hug my dog now.
>>745799232
It was a U-turn. Still Illegal.
>>745799642
Slavs arent anglo homo
>>745799820
Daft cunt
>>745799642
I've seen blacks do similar shit but they were poor so they had no alcohol and they were eating eachother and acting all tough about it
>>745799534
The male genitals have not developed
Chromosomes aside it has a vagina weather you like it or not
>>745800275
What a fucking muppet,
>>745799820
Hahaha serves you right dirty chink
>>745782883
>that file size
>>745799820
Jesus Christ. I wouldn't expect a leg with broken bones to wang back in to shape so succinctly.
>>745800601
Jesus christ, imagine someone looking for a needle to pinch him.
But yeah, that was just a skull fracture.
>>745800468
You're trying to argue male or female, and you just said "Chromosomes aside"
No ones taking you seriously
>>745800743
Muscles are pretty great man.
>>745799476
it was a planned sting operation
thugs burst in and they were going to kill the dude and take all his shit as thugs do
the narcs team hears the confrontation and guns them down before they can kill the narc.
>>745801067
Fuck off chromosexual
>>745797893
gotta admit man i agree with you there
>>745801604
fuck you isis coward
that's not even an impressive shot
>>745782806
Kathump the Human Speedbump
>>745799165
nigga you retarded
>>745791776
please god let me never experience this horror
>>745801738
Isis is code for Israeli secret intelligence services
>>745801902
Kidney stones are actually really common in the West because of the western worlds addiction to soda pop
>>745782161
Such a compassionate people
>>745789688
Its fake that one.
>>745785811
Fucking sad, you faggots can't tell me that's not sad. Mother fuckers have unprotected sex and this is the result because they were too drunk or just didn't care. You spoiled and basement dwelling scum have no clue about creating life.
>>745799165
You dumb.
>>745788395
It's called inertia you fucking dimwit.
>>745782268
wtf am I even looking at?
>>745801933
>>745795409
he jumped under on purpose?
Trying to summon girl who lurks rekt/Gore threads late at night
>>745798902
He's dead so apparently it was.
>>745802757
An art project.
>>745785722
how much you wanna bet that nigger drove up to the white dudes house the next day with 5 of his nigger friends to try and act tough
>>745802346
It's not sad. It's meat.
>>745801738
Its not cowardly if us does it
>>745802764
thats called suicide, junior
>>745801372
You have officially lost the argument. Well, that happened in the last post but now it's official. Congrats.
>>745782998
>>745799165
So you determine sex based on embryo morphology and not the chromosomes? Please seek medical treatment.
>>745803123
why do parents never pull their kids away, all ive seen from these types of videos is the parents backing away and saying “fuck it i dont need em“ when it comes to the kids
>>745803123
Kek filename 10/10
>>745803123
What a shit mother. Why would you lead young children into the street without looking? Bravo.
>>745782741
Nigga turned into a fucking beyblade
>>745803400
why is the car travelling the wrong way
>>745800468
>trying to sound smart
>weather
>>745787525
Thanks based Einstein
>>745803593
>people keep falling for that retards bait
>>745803324
welcome to /b/
>>745803741
why was that kid swimming in the designated area for liquefied nerve gas anyway, fucking idiot
>>745803741
can someone explain to me wtf is happening, did he just suddenly drown?
>>745804074
he was under the water for the entire video, for some reason he was too weak to lift himself up to the side i guess. not really sure what thats about. probably nerve gas, or he got infected with the cheese touch
>>745802528
It's true you idiot
>>745795409
that was quick thinking
>>745799165
O_O
>>745804173
This is technically true and technically false. The coding for male and female is there but the developmental phase hasn't reached that far yet.
>>745804074
Pool had stingrays
He got stung with aids and died
>>745804486
can you both just agree that fetuses would make paintball more interesting, imagine firing off an entire one of those things and one out of fifty paintballs is actually a fetus
>>745804580
Plorp! "Found the fetus! Guess I have to sit the next game out." Side note. I'm not either of the previous anons. I was just putting that fact down.
>>745800743
do...do black people just assume that motorcycle helmets make them immune to bullets or something
>>745803324
*you* arent easy to replace
your kids are
>>745804074
He was drowning from the start m8. Drowning is strange, it isn't as obvious as people think.
But watch him, he's struggling, he can't keep his chest or head up, he flails his limbs spastically,
I would've thought after he'd hit the edge he'd be ok, something to hold onto, orientate himself with, and pull himself up with, but maybe by that time he already had some water in the lungs
I remember once when i was young, I'd been learning to swim for a few months, so i had the general idea but i was far from being a good swimmer, I was in an indoor pool swimming around with strangers, family and friends were over by the shops or something. I was in water that was way too deep for me to stand up in, and the wave machine came on.
Wave machines in an indoor swimming pool are only small fun waves, but it was still enough to sort of fuck me up, i was able to keep my head up above water but I found myself struggling pretty damn quickly, another thing that didn't help was that i'd been swimming already for a while, i would've been getting tired and weaker without really realising it. Same thing probably happened with the kid in the vid
Anyways, as im there bobbing and struggling I'm looking over to anyone close by, cos im starting to realise im out of my depth. I can't call out for help because I'm busy trying to breath only air in and not water. There was this girl a few years older than me nearby so I looked over to her, kept staring at her wide-eyed looking distressed, and caught her eye. Eventually she grabbed my hand and pulled me to shallower waters where I could get control again. But at the start, even up to when she took my hand to drag me away she looked really confused, she wasn't sure I wanted or needed help cos I hadn't asked for any, and I wasn't obviously drifitng face-down.
Keep an eye out in water, what looks like a silent, unskilled swimmer(poor co-ordination or movement of limbs) could actually be someone trying not to drown.
>>745804736
well shit, my bad man. have a good night
>>745805009
No worries, the paint ball idea is awesome.
>>745804945
geez dude you couldve fucking died and no one would have noticed, scary shit
>>745804074
The kid was struggling in the pool and no one gave a shit. It is what happens when you swim in /b/ waters.
>>745791674
>brake you
>brake
spic detected
>>745799534
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XY_gonadal_dysgenesis
>>745805133
Its one of my most vivid yet earliest memories, and I always end up cringing at it cos it was pretty awkward with her, how she sort of just seemed creeped out while saving the life of a lil fat child lmao. But she would've been 10 or 11 or so she probably didn't realise I was drowning. But yeah, if she hadn't helped me out it could've been a lot worse. I remember trying to call out for help but it felt like only half the word got out of my mouth before water started to enter it. And even the "Hel-" the came out of my mouth wasn't very loud, it was weak and soft.
Lifeguards must have to keep an eye out at all times, its not a case of waiting for someone to scream for help, they can't in that situation
>>745805512
most waterparks dont even have multiple lifeguards these days, and frequently rely purely on childrens parents to be the lifeguards. at least thats how it was in my experience at the kalahari resort in wisconsin dells
>>745798344
The ride never ends.
>>745802830
I lurk but it’s morning here in uk so it’s not me /b/
>>745805610
Thats fucked up, in my case it was believable a life guard couldn't see me because of how the pool was set up, it wasn't an obvious rectangle I was sort of tucked in between the outerwall of the pool and a column standing up inside the pool. But even then, young kids should either not be allowed in places like that, or prove they're capable swimmers first, which would be a bit time consuming for everyone, to test each kid before they're allowed in.
Places these days should have at least a few guards on duty with eyes out. Its not like one guy can quickly scan everyone and its all good, you have to watch someone for a while before you realise they're really struggling. Like that guy in the video, he walks past the kid less than a metre away from him, as he drowns, but takes no notice, he just sees a kid underwater fucking around have a fun time. If someones not swimming like phelps it doesn't necessarily mean they're drowning of course, but it doesn't mean they aren't either.
>>745805909
you also have a dick, so thats another factor
>>745805968
Maybe feminine benis
>>745806034
so what happened here? i get he got stuck in the elevator, but did his spine slowly get crushed, which resulted in those weird convulsions?
>>745782845
What in the fuck, it's like he's fighting blow-up dolls. This dude's punch is over powered as fuck
>>745806106
Hes gonna be nerfed in the next patch, dont worry.
>>745804945
>>745794145
Would've been fine if one them got another horse to lead the spooked one out of the arena and to a stop.
Also maybe not wearing big fancy boots that get caught in stirrups.
>>745806221
saved
>>745792046
You don't often see jumpers have the balls to land head first. Some nuts on that guy
>>745805909
The girl in the picture is the girl that lurks she posted a couple of herself
>>745789688
Nerve gas
>>745806104
Those shakes are from the prostate orgasm he received from the elevator floor grinding into him
>>745806104
Those spasms commonly appear in Korean people if you keep them away from Starcraft for too long.
>>745789688
Dentist (shooter) advised kid (victim) to brush twice a day, floss and wear his retainers at night. He didn't listen. Dentist got his revenge after confronting the kid.
>>745803060
does what exactly?
>>745782312
Raging not because he set himself on fire but because this nigger stunt probably fucked up the electrical service for a neighborhood for a day.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>745807179
U lost son?
>>745782845
He may not look like a chad femanons but he sure can beat the fuck outta them. Tell me could your chad protect you from retard strength.....i think not. Rock on Hawaii shirt bro!!
>>745792551
KEK
>>745789270
he survived and runs a grocery store near Sao Paulo. His attackers face a life sentence.
>>745792607
Come on. Isn't their culture of disrespecting the most basic rules of safety ask for that? Is that 3rd world shitholes culture there because they are too numerous? It looks that the more shitty the country, the more dangerous it is to live there even by random events like this one.
tl;dr: do these 3rd worlders unconsciously ask for it?
>>745804564
ha
>>745807771
cat as the finger of god
>>745799165
Are all pro-life people as stupid as you are?
>>745796016
that fucker only stopped when he understood that he couldn't run away.
I would shot him straight in the face.
>>745782575
>not naming the file justchillin.webm
>>745805909
hi julia
>>745807710
Yeah they're inbreds anyways so not much of a loss. Also fun fact: they make sure people are dead when they run them over in China because its cheaper
>>745782217
WHAT THE FUCK MAN LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GAME GLITCH!
>>745798344
jesus
>>745798762
I'm afraid this is 100% legit.
>>745807006
Execution
>>745786914
>>>745786914
yeah cos we treat animals sooo much better in the west. You'd better be a fucking vegan with a comment like that fagit.
>>745784759
You clearly never had a CAT T placed on you.
>>745799820
Ouch
>>745782920
The way he gets pulled in looks like something out of some horror movie
>>745782675
>grab boob first
>>745804833
No but since in thirdworld shitholes there are security cameras litterally everywhere (this webm proves it) they keep their helmet so that they aren't recognized after a successful holdup.
>>745782575
Classic.
>>745795194
yeH, but he got better
>>745808334
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>>745806295
why the fuck he didn't stop 3 meters before?
>>745786914
>3016758.webm (1.83 MB, 800x450)-[Close]
are you vegetarian? no then shut up
>>745806171
>>745799958
You act like they follow the sane laws over there as we do here. Also plenry of places allow for u turns, even for semis you stupid faggot
>>745807771
Martyr cat.
>>745782883
If you're gonna kys, don't do it in a way that fucks with everyone's commute.
unless that's what you're going for, in that case, good job.
>>745785604
>not smart enough to get good at kicks
>>745806034
There's a fucking timer on the video. It's obviously sped up & he's not convulsing, just in some pretty bad pain.
>>745798629
darwin
>>745782399
i've seen something similar but it was with a decapitated dog who's body was being kept alive in this russian experiment. If I had to guess, this is probably something along those lines but specifically for organ transplant. Contrary to popular belief, you can't just donate your organs when you die, there needs to be some very specific circumstances (don't know what) for the organs to be viable.
>>745792298
for rls.
also biting the heads off of rats
>>745789991
I think so, damn good shooping though
>>745793595
as with most things in life, don't stick your dick where it doesn't belong and you'll be fine
>>745803155
>tfw he probably hates the fuck out of transpeople too
>>745806287
Even though that's the most sensible way to do it, yeah. Almost never see that unless it's accidental.
>>745793611
>The fuck were you expecting to happen?
>>745789688
street rat tried to sell gun back to the guy he stole it from
>>745794145
the woman who later died on the way to the hospital after that.
> damn shame
>>745798549
>the faller
lol
>>745808798
Organs are harvested when you're dead and a suitable match, actually they are harvested when you're braindead and your relatives give the ok. It's a tough part of the day to approach a family grieving about a loved one and tell them they were a donor.
The dog thing is a fake as well, i think it was part of some game from the 90s.
That pic is an art project, there's no machine that size that could run the volume of blood and fluids you'd need.
>>745795217
you know it's fucking fake, right?
>>745806270
Ahhh /b/, where the genius who looks at people getting rekt does the monday morning quarterback thing and announces who's stupid and who isn't.
>>745808722
Another Darwin winner
>>745801615
Why do i find this funny? add some dubstep or some shit
>>745803741
that last desperate spasm, fuck.
>>745799820
how can you not feel the car rolling and over a small bump too???
>>745809026
Brukhonenko's experiment is real shithead.
The dog lived for a few minutes, but not hours.
>>745804945
Grabbed my brother's son by the rib cage when he went under, kept a straight face.
When i'm around any water i'm watching everyone, that shit is a killer.
>>745808120
are you retarded?`
I like how these threads get more and more text till the end and less and less webm's
>>745804945
This. People don't even notice when someone is drowning because it's not obvious like in movies. You can see loads of rescue videos on youtube, and it always looks like the person was fucking around, except that they barely get their out of the water.
>>745782419
China developed too fast. Everything's holding on by a thread.
>>745809416
you have some weird tastes man
>>745788291
>Rekt with love
>>745785643
These dogs know what's up.
>>745782268
Big Boss?
>>745788291
Brings a tear to my eye.
>>745800743
>Went for robbing
>Park motorcycle in the wrong way for a runaway
>>745803741
That's taken from a cctv footage of a swimming pool in Finland. His mother was using a Sauna and left the 4 year old boy alone. The full video is 4 minutes long. The boy went into the deep part of the pool and started drowning and at one point he completly didn't move and was just floating there and the worst part is that the other swimmers there thought he was just playing and didn't do anything (the boy even crashed in some of the swimmers) the was floating until a lady realised what was happening and rescued the boy. The boy is fine now btw
>>745784759
I can`t watch that shit, it`s unbearable
>>745810065
Try this one then
>>745791031
They know whats coming...
>>745807463
How??? His head was like blown off.
>>745809350
Abu graib was totally heroic as is everything the white man does. Fuck off sheep
>>745791300
The other girl: WTF happend?
>>745810227
Anon, there comes a special time in everyones life when we must learn;
Yes, people do lie on the internet.
>>745799165
>. that's something the world doesn't know and my main pro-life point. bitches should know that they are always killing their DAUGHTER
So what? Suppose you're right. Is for pro-life person killing a female fetus is worse than killing a male one lol? Anyway I don't think it'll change anything. I think from the moral point of view it's perfectly fine to kill your son/daughter as long as it lives inside of your body.
>>745806295
Why are people so fucking stupid in China?
>>745801604
Probably the most humane isis killing iv seen
>>745794145
hehehe (sinister laugh)
>>745782806
Poor turtle : /
>>745803741
no one gives a shit
>>745807413
that is just epic
>>745803741
time to fap, sorry kid
