Minnesota thread. 651 specific
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Minnesota thread. 651 specific
Hello
Tfw no traps in minnesota
Does anyone think the state looks like a bird head or is it just me? I been saying that since I was a kid and just wondering if people think it does. Such a dumb question to ask
>>745776266
>651
who else poorfag here?
Any from Winona area?
>>745776266
This is now a 612 Thread
>>745776814
Please either respect us or leave
>>745776814
go back to minneapolis and take your murders with you
>>745776814
im in ramsey county. im an honorary somalian.
651 Dakota county here
>>745777117
Hello fellow Dakota resident
Rosemount checking in
952 Shakopee
>>745776266
How do deal with the Somali problem? They're everywhere
507 Representing
>>745777225
Farmington, myself
dad? did you get the milk yet? its been almost sixteen years now. we're worried
>>745777117
>>745777225
Lakeville here wassup
Does anyone live in North minneapolis or South minneapolis ?
>>745777410
What part of 507? I spent time in southwest MN.
>>745777319
>Buy large boat
>Dock it in a nearby lake
>Somali's instincts will kick in and they will try to loot the boat
>Once they are on, unanchor the boat and let it float into the middle of the lake
>They will attempt to stay in the boat as dindus are unable to swim
>Yell out at them that there is a woman nearby not wearing a hijab
>Somalis leap out of the boat to swim to shore so they can rape the infidel
>They remember thay cannot swim, and end up drowning
>Repeat until problem is solved
952 reporting in
>>745777543
Fuck off kid! I'm happier without you.
>>745777729
I live in North Minneapolis. Heck, I can come over right now and we can shitpost together.
>>745777729
Girlfriend lives in uptown so I'm there regularly.
Hey Hey, St. Paul reporting in, right by grand and snelling.
Just came back from Ely last week. Camping in the boundary waters. Bull moose came splashing around the water just outside of our camp one night.
>>745778080
WOW COOL FUCKING STORY
I am in Maplewood. You /b/ tards should stop by the Naf NAf in Woodbury tomorrow. I'll be there all day. If you come, I will give you free food.
218 rich fag here.
>>745778144
Nailed it!
>>745778080
Why does my depression go away whenever I leave the city and go camping?
>>745776266
r u serious
I'm in 651. I've sometimes wondered if 4chan is somehow geography-influenced.
>>745776266
ITT: Apparently 4chan is huge in Minnesota?
Wtf we should make a business or something.
>>745778266
WOW MORE THAN ONE PERSON LIVES IM 651 NO FUCKING WAY
North Loop holla.
>>745778230
It could be the AIDS.
Shameless shit posting. I apologize. Can't help it.
651 is nothing but scabs. Someone drop a bomb on that nigger infested city
>>745778346
MN is an odd state not many people talk about it but seeing so many people here in MN is really cool and stuff we should make a business.
>>745778346
Yes. I'm the liason to /b in my office.
>>745778346
protip: it's all male incels
>>745778159
Go back to Duluth you poser!
/b/rewery meet up?
Dangerous Man or Modist
>>745778590
651 /f 18 dtf
>>745777410
Ayooo, 507 brotha
>>745778159
Is that like a joke.
UMD grad 2010. 612 rich fag now.
>>745778674
Surly next Saturday. The 30th.
>>745776795
I peed at the band shell there once when I was 11.
651 representing from gay 90's
>>745778501
>23rd most popular state
>nobody talks about it
>>745778698
>>745778876
samefag is same
651 reporting in!
>>745777431
Again. What part?
>>745778698
S T I L L W A T E R
>>745778869
Could be arranged.
Swisher behind the ear is our callsign. Meet in the shadow of the silo.
>>745778186
That sounds more legit.
>>745779096
Swisher behind the ear and cum on our faces is our call sign.
i've lived in minneapolis for five years. why are people in minneapolis so full of themselves? for example, it seems like every fifth car i see has a <3 MN sticker on the bumper.
>>745779096
Tips fedora. See u there.
>>745777225
so this is a dakota party now, say eagan?
>>745779162
you must be the 651 guy. bummer.
>>745778698
please be in london
>>745778037
Davern and W Seventh here
>>745779214
Between that and Jesus we got it all going on here.
just moved to minneapolis from a small town in washington state and all i have to say is ever since i moved here i have grown to hate niggers, holy fuck this place is a shithole. cant wait to go back to my 95% white utopia
>>745779096
What time?
>>745779258
You see they are putting a pizza spot in upstairs where the fancy spot was. dank.
>>745779162
I'm just going to watch you guys
>>745779401
also why is everyone here a faggot ass hipster? or faggot ass wannabe gangster? i literally havent seen one kid on a skateboard here. fucking normies everywhere this place reeks
>>745777319
In my neighborhood it's mixed kids. I have seen hundreds of half black kids and white kids, but no full black kids anywhere.
Not racist, it's just fucking weird. Shouldn't there be black kids somewhere? There were when I was a kid.
>>745779013
south-end, the older part of town
>>745779651
you tried, sorry sir
>>745779651
we snowboard. skateboard is for idiots. we have crap roads. small wheels and cracks in roads are for idiots.
>>745778000
I lived in uptown for years up until three years ago. It sucks now.
>>745779746
thats actually funny that u think im joking, fuck niggervile
612, Richfield checked.
>>745779401
>moved to minneapolis
thats your problem, you gotta go to the northern/southern burbs for the mostly white areas.
>>745779882
We don't think your joking. We just think your ill informed. like an idiot.
>>745776420
Nope, I'm here
>>745778080
>>745778080
That's actually fucking awesome. Were you scared shitless? Those things are more dangerous than the bears.
>>745779818
Snowboard what? Bitch this isn't Colorado. You snowboard on fake ass pussy hills.
>>745779946
ill informed? ive lived here for over a year, cant go out without niggers trying to pull some shit, let me guess ur taking offense cuz u happen to live in minnesota, im just talkin shit about Minneapolis in particular
>>745778152
Yo I fucking love naf naf, school tho
>>745779410
hard to say. I'm shit at planning. but i always carry a SS.
>>745778698
There's no way ur real. But just in case kik is urbex420
>>745778266
Holy shit I'm also 651 wtf
>>745779854
I like updown and Calhoun but the bars mostly suck.
>>745779962
:o well I guess I was wrong
>>745780294
<3, night
>>745780199
It's loud and full of target bros now. I couldnt get a night of sleep there the last couple of years, and I lived on the far south end by famous Dave's.
>>745780353
Wait! I'd like to talk
>>745779702
None of you younger high school guys notice this? Besides Somalis of course, have you noticed how there don't appear to be black kids anymore, they're all mixed? Or is it just my neighborhood?
I legit can hook anyone up with hookers if anyone's looking
Vermillion here, no nignogs to be seen or anyone else I guess
>>745780626
>Or is it just my neighborhood?
it's just your neighborhood. I rarely see mixed kids. It's usually a bm/wf if I ever see younger couples around, never wm/wf, and rarely wm/bf like once, rarely see white guys with any girls out in public. they're probably too busy jerking off to traps and complaining about minorities on their computer
>>745780134
1 year in minnesota, lived 1 spot, makes wild assumptions because hes a faggot lul
>>745780626
Im the guy from Farmington, and in FHS there were like 6 black kids out of a school of 2000. Mostly white, some Asians, and a few Hispanics
>>745776795
Hey anon, I may be moving there soon (waiting on something to clear up) any positives or negatives you might be able to share?
>>745778698
Please be in Minneapolis
Another one from Farmington checking in
>>745776266
Anybody here go to DCTC?
FHS here.
Everyone there is fine except the like 6 REALLY black kids, who are fucking degenerates. make the place seem like a shithole
>>745778698
I'm from Stillwater. I'm an astronaut billionaire with a monster dong.
>>745776266
I'm from Big Lake.
I'm sorry.
>>745776420
Trans-girl here
Traps are hard to come by
>>745778152
Sun Records Studios. Remember it.
>>745778152
What is Naf Naf? I work in Roseville, so I could swing by
>>745778152
I love naf naf, but I work in downtown. Right next to a naf naf.
>>745782937
Yeah they are..
>>745783534
Around here you're either a twink, bear, or starting hormones. I mean you get your cishets here too but meh
>>745782937
there are no traps or transgirls just men in dresses with mental health problems, and i don't care how bad you have to pee i don't want you doing it in the same room as my female relatives
>>745783656
That is true. I mean I've talked to plenty out of state.
>>745776266
Where the fuck have you faggots been for the last 10 years?
Pic related. It's me on Nicollet Mall.
Minneapolis checking in.
South side.
Anyone in my neck of the woods who doesn't cum in a sock and observes proper hygiene?
>>745784714
I'm 0/2 but I have tits.
Femnon here, 651
Am I wrong in thinking women that post on 4chan get passed around by more men than a bong does in a frat house?
>>745783152
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=naf+naf
Kato here!
>>745776266
Mankato reporting
>>745785372
Where in Kato?
>>745785394
507 FTW
>>745784634
Those were the days. I was going to MCTC at the time. The lulz were real, so were the feels. Pepe was in the air.
>>745785470
Near campus
>>745783930
Okay, but I still will. I'm gonna sit down in the same restroom and relieve myself.
>>745784168
Same.
>>745785575
I'm in saint Peter @ Gus Davis
>>745785642
Noice!
first 763 here?! i'm surprised.
>>745785470
You must not be from around these parts.
Tfw no kato fuck buddy
>>745786054
iktf bro
>>745785605
really ask yourself this
you ever seen a real biological female act smug about having to sit down to pee before man?
>>745786909
I don't take your meaning, I'm just gonna go use the bathroom I want. Here in Minnesota I'm legally allowed to do that. Really ask yourself why you're so concerned where people pee
>>745776266
fuck minnesota. this is now an iowa thread. 641 represent
>>745785933
I'm 763 as well Isanti uppermiddleclassfag, you look like a Mandy I know
>>745787237
that's a porn star my dude
sort of
goes by Geniva_ i believe
651 East side St.Paul
almost time for hockey season boyz
>>745785933
Count me the second. Live along I94?
>>745787394
East Saint Paul here as well, although I'm not into sports really
>>745776585
No.
952 Shakopee Master Race reporting.
Why is Al Franken such a dumb Jew?
>>745787117
My meaning is, I've never seen it before. Rather the opposite. >>745787117
>Really ask yourself why you're so concerned where people pee
Because I don't want my female relatives to get assaulted by a man in a dress with mental health problems.
also if one of them has to take a leak they have to stand in line for fucking ever compared to a mens room and it's going to take 10x as long if they're all waiting because they don't want some guy in a dress probably recording what's going on with their cell phone to leave.
what im really saying here though is you can put lipstick on a pig
>>745787194
iowa is the worst state in the US. dont @ me
Dakota reporting.
>>745787660
except for El Bait Shop in Des Moines...like 200+ beers on tap, can't argue with that
>>745787363
haven't seen her before, looks like my wifes cousin....who I wouldn't mind boning
>>745785575
aye briargates?
>>745787634
Your concerns are unfounded and you should feel bad. I honestly feel sorry for you
>>745787795
if she looks like her, can't say i blame you
>>745788043
They're not unfounded, you haven't given any reason to the contrary. You say it wouldn't effect me but that stuff does. It effects me if something happens to the women I know. It also really inconveniences me if I take a female somewhere and have to wait even longer than the long ass wait it takes whenever they have to use the bathroom because you wanna cosplay/larp as a girl. What you do in private is your business. What you do in public effects other people.
612
>>745787880
Highland
763, mounds view, checking in.
Wow just got here and this thread sucks. I got lots of Stillwater if someone want to trade.
>>745788298
I don't care about other people in that regard, my happiness is my first concern. And while empathetic to your worries, I'm not a sexual predator, sexual deviant, or anything similar. You and everyone you know, and don't know, are not in any danger of me using the restroom of my choice.
>>745789023
I'll trade
>>745788462
go mavericks
>>745789396
Ayyy go mavs! Cute girl btw
>>745789549
thanks man, whats good
36th and Chicago for most of my life. Moved to ham lake when my son saw a guy get shot in the face out side our window. Much better here
>>745789052
>I'm not a sexual predator, sexual deviant, or anything similar.
Now you're just plain lying. Either you've convinced yourself you're not a deviant or you just find it convenient to lie about. Your sexual predilections, it's not normal. At all. That de facto makes it a text book example or dictionary definition of perversion and sexual deviancy. I suppose it'd be a different scenario if you were castrated somehow or something but that seems like a pretty freakish and unnecessary thing for someone to do.
I really don't understand how someone ends up with your kind of lifestyle, did you get bullied to much as a kid or something?
>>745789941
been living in Ham Lake most of my life.
had to start commuting to Minneapolis about 2 years ago and it really does make you appreciate it here.
Never saw anything fucked up but it's just the vibes and the people. It's a different life.
Eden Prairie reporting in
>>745785012
Post pics?
>>745788305
Is that you?
>>745790304
On b? Hell no. Asking to get doxxed
>>745789023
Ha! I've fucked her! She's on Tinder with that exact photo.
>>745790122
I love it here it's quiet i can hunt out of my bed room window ride my atv to the bar ( used to go to max before my whiskey incident. Now its 65 pub) people mind their own business and seem to have manors. Wish i would have bought my house here a long time ago
>>745789845
W>>745789845
ho is that?
>>745790425
You don't know how doxxing works then.
Must be a newfag.
Welcome newfag.
Post your tits.
>>745790602
Dont be a cunt. Save that for the iowa faggot
>>745790772
TITS OR GFTO SUMMERFAG
>>745790425
you should really make up your mind about whether you're attempting to attention whore or not
>>745791044
It's b, you already get attention by claiming you're a girl
>>745791210
Well yeah but they could at least have enough decency to admit they're a degenerate and show off their "goods" while they're at it.
>>745790879
Summer is over princess. most of the children should be in bed here for school tomorrow why aren't you sleeping don't you have a full day of parroting tired cliches for the other special kids in your class tomorrow
>>745789112
Drop your email so we can get this started
>>745790493
Prove it
>>745789845
I'm good my kato friend. That girl is hot
>>745791600
Just sent you an email.
>>745791443
Want to smell my dick and tell me if it's the same as her vag?
>>745791974
Oh hey it's Emily.
She's in Minneapolis now
>>745776795
Yep
>>745792244
Not her name but the area is right.
>>745792398
Maybe not the name she gave you, but I work with her. That's Emily.
Tfw no smooth twink boi to fugg in the 507
>>745792473
Okay?
Dakota county/218 lake cabin with a private lake masterrace checking in. Fuck I can't wait for hockey and hunting to start. Best time of year.
>>745778152
Whats Naf
someone post Jess M.
went to BHS with her.
>>745777117
Hastings checking in
Smugg Go to bed. You god damn furr fag.
Rochester here. Travel a lot n move weed hmu @ undriven on snap
>>745776795
I'm 20 minutes out. What's cracken?
isanti is mostly white. its nice up here.
>>745778698
You know the rules or gtfo
>>745785012
You know the rules
