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>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?
Be confused as to why there is a stove in my room.
>>745772066
Quickly ask the naked lady to leave before latina gf chops dick off.
>>745772066
Where did you go OP? Were the girls too much to resist?
>instantly get full boner
>>745772066
Still here? I would also question why there is an amazingly hot nude woman in my room
Grab hardening dick and smack it around so it makes sounds.
Ask her how she got in my room
Also check these quads
>>745772066
>turn 360
>leave the room
>>745773887
Good laughs
>>745772066
>walked into bedroom
>got boner
>Ana just staring blankly at me for 36 minutes
Unlucky>>745773057
>>745772066
>>745772066
I turn to my friend whose name is kevin
And say
"GOOD GOD JOE"
>>745772066
Walk out
>>745773660
>these quads
>3660
nowhere close
>>745772066
Competition when?
close eyes and open them again. if she's still there assume she's paranormal and try to talk to it.
Impregnate
>>745772066
Drink the Red Bull
>>745772066
Force her eat an entire bowl of eggs before allowing her to leave.
>>745772066
Provide the m'lady with clothing and sustenance then continue upon my day as normal. Should she desire to inform me as to why she intruded my home sans clothing; I'll listen to her tale and decide from then on.
>>745772066
turn 360 and jizz away
>>745772066
Probably wonder why a Playboy playmate is in my house.
>>745772066
When did my room become a kitchen?
>>745777604
Ana graciously accepts clothing and sustenance.
>Roll an odd number and she will provide you the requested info
>Roll an even number and she will deny your request but require you to perform a favor for her.
>>745772066
Stop smoking this joint 'cause thats the kitchen
>>745777990
OP may have abandoned us, but at least you came to post more anon. Bless you
>>745778175
I'll roll for that and I'll do whatever Ana wants if odd
>>745778274
I meant even* what does Ana request?
>>745777248
underrated post
>>745772066
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freakout when she wakes up
>Ask her if she's ok
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>Ask if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care
>>745778220
Yeah, she's one of my favorites.
>>745778446
I'm new to the OP threads, but she's. Fucking babe for sure. Probably my favorite one he posts
>>745778424
+2 trilby units earned
Wonder why I suddenly turned into white trash living in a motorhome
>>745778424
>>745778526
I'm partial to playmates myself. Shame playboy went to shit.
>>745778446
More Ana anon?
>>745778274
>>745778330
She reveals she just left her boyfriend and has decided to seek refuge in your quarters.
>>745779056
Why not
>>745779081
Oh Ana cheer up! You deserve better and you know it, you've always known it! A girl like you can get literally any man you want!
>>745779229
God she makes me so hard
>>745779081
Okay but why is she naked?
>>745779314
Same here
>>745779457
Mmm fuck her pussy looks good too. And those tits.. and lips.
>>745772491
Fpbp
>>745779319
She is from the future... and she needs your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle
>Roll a 66 or higher (last two digits only) to escape
>>745772843
Why does your latina gf have a dick? Gahh, anons are always more lucky than I am.
>>745777990
That floor needs vacuuming.
>>745780536
Looking like this, she can have them.
>>745781012
I agree completely. Ana can have whatever she asks for
>>745772066
>walk into room
>sees this
>jump on top of the naked form
>choke them out of consciousness
>grab a chest pimple
>squeeze it until it everything comes out
>prepare to go to the next one
>make sure to slam the head into something hard to make sure they don't wake up to the tremendous pain.
>finish emptying the other one
>write a letter to the person on a good skin tag renoval service
>throw body out away from home wuth the first bits if clothing i could find with the bote stapled to chest
>drink gin and schwepps
>be proud of elevating another freak to the honor of looking more like a man
>>745772066
Despair at the fact that any physical contact we make will send a shudder of disgust through her.
>>745781896
Nah man she'd be up for it, look at her.
>>745781012
God damn more Ana please
>>745782470
Man what I would give for one night with her...
>>745782556
>>745782604
>>745772066
look for penthouse.
>>745782820
God damn! Just to make sure, you're just an Ana fan and not the OP?
>>745783113
Yeah just an Ana fan. No idea where OP went. Saw a playboy girl and got interested.
>>745772066
Lose my v card.
>>745783298
That's fair. God bless for you posting more Ana for my dick to enjoy
>>745783506
No problem.
>>745783609
So were you the anon who was also trying to roleplay Ana earlier in the thread?
>>745783946
Nope. Just a dude posting pics.
>>745784025
Just trying to clarify! So I guess OP was here... whatever. Thanks for the pics man keep it coming!
>>745784214
My pleasure.
>>745784339
God damn she has such an amazing body man. Makes me so hard
>>745772066
That's a trailer, OP.
You live in a fucking trailer.
Stop worrying about the naked girl, and start focusing of how you fucked up your life so bad.
>>745784389
I know right?
>>745784639
What's your favorite body part on her? I love those tits man
>>745784791
I'd have to agree. I like her pussy too, when she shows it.
>>745784921
It looks like she has a tight innie, the best kind of pussy. Wish she would show it off more
>>745772066
OPs post doesn't say anything about it being MY bedroom, which obviously it's not. I'd have to apologize and 360 my way out.
>>745784995
Agreed.
>>745772066
what the fuck is a stove doing in my bedroom?
>>745785125
Got any more pics of that ass? Let's mix it up again because she has a phat ass too!
>>745785249
Of course.
Her tits are fake and her face is meh
You're all tasteless fags
>>745785317
Mmm damn that ass could swallow my dick whole. I want to fuck her ass between the cheeks like a hotdog in the bun
this thread is awesome. so the normal patrycja anon isn't here?
>>745785645
He was earlier.
Anal rape
>>745785645
He was for like 3 posts and left, no idea where he went.
>>745785719
If you could only fuck her in one position, which do you choose?
>>745785925
I'd have to say doggystyle, her ass is too good to pass up.
>>745786152
I would choose reverse cowgirl I think but it's such a tough choice. I wanna watch that ass bounce though!
Be right back anon, might be like 10 min. Would love to keep talking about this babe though!
am i the only one jerking off?
>>745786399
Hell no! Ana has me in heaven stroking my dick>>745786152
>>745786152
her butt is nice but it's not patrycja or hope tier tbh. even holly's is better imo
>>745786152
Fuck that is an amazing ass
>>745785925
I would actually choose a titjob/blowjob
>>745786399
No I am for sure
>>745786550
Imagine those lips wrapped around your cock man...
>>745786517
I think she has a better butt than hope and holly, but not patrycja.
>>745786725
hope's butt is so divinely plump. at least we can agree that patrycja's is the best tho.
god ana's tits are incredible. i don't fucking care if they're all silicon
>>745786847
That fucking body man.. fuck I would do anything for a night with her
>>745787153
Same here...I'd fuck her all night long
>>745787153
Hopes ass is fantastic, but really shines when she's laying down prone bone. Ana's ass looks perfectly plump from every angle
so are we competing? you guys got any more of OP's women?
>>745772066
Bust her chin with a crowbar and make her a cup of tea
>>745787462
I don't have any of Patrycja/Hope/Ana unfortunately.. But I do have some extra Ana I could share
>>745787719
Nice. I have a bit more Ana but if you want something else...
>>745787462
I mean we can compete if you want but i've pretty much been stroking since >>745777990
>>745787853
actually let me plug in my external... maybe I do have some of the Original OPs other babes.
I do have some Hope as well.
>>745787853
I definitely want more Ana, but who else do you have?
>>745772066
Begin the harvesting process, alert high command
>>745788023
my god thank you. i need variety. fuck her booty is plump
>>745788023
OP are you just trying to be sneaky right now?
>>745788055
A bunch of playmates, including Hope.
Some more Ana for you.
Ask her who she is and what she's doing in my house. Offer he clothes so she can leave in dignity.
>>745788128
did someone say plump booty?
>Found my external
Be concerned that there is a naked woman in my room. I wouldn't do anything to her, because I'm fuckin gay, I'd just see if she's okay and try to get her back to her house.
>>745788140
No, it's the guy with the pics again.
>>745788153
Sure, start mixing in some of you other babes with the last of your Ana, lets get some variety in here
>>745788256
do we all agree Patrycja's ass is the best?
>>745788356
Okay, let me know what you like and don't like, I might have shit taste or whatever.
>>745788482
I can agree to that
>>745788500
She has a nice pair of tits.
>>745788517
that's my favourite of OP's pictures.
>>745788500
i've yet to see a woman i wouldn't empty my bank account to have her magically take the place of my hand rn
>>745772066
>"Ay you got a stove for the room babe? Good looks, bitch. Now you don't have to cook in the kitchen!"
i would realize i mistook my kitchen for my bedroom and tell the nudist to hop in my brand new oven
>>745788776
Yeah I'm a big fan of hers
>>745782820
god i wish i had that centerfold actually in front of me so i could unload my balls on this semen demon
How about Karen?
>>745789001
Yeah I've done that for a few of her pics
Tiffany has such great suckable tits
>>745789140
I like ana Cheri a lot but bro have u seen her before the surgeries? She had her tramp stamp removed too
>>745789092
>>745789198
never seen these women, names? are these hidden OP women he rarely brings out?
>>745789302
Don't really concern myself with that.
>>745772066
wonder why my bedroom is a kitchen
>>745789375
I know Tiffany Fallon, not the other one.
Congratulate him on the tuck job
I've always been partial to the centerfold.
>>745789375
Karen McDougal>>745789469
>>745789643
got any more centerfolds?
Hngggggg
is it weird that i like these threads better than sex with all the average women i've been able to get?
>>745789643
jesus the photshopping isnt even good anymore. She looks like a cartoon character
>>745789853
Plenty.
>>745789998
so close to quads
doing gods work, please post more centerfolds
>>745789911
Er, not sure what you mean but sorry you didn't like...
>>745790144
just look at it - no skin texture, super bright teeth and eyes. c'mon they are all photoshopped (called airbrushing in the old days)
>>745780536
You tell the Terminator that you will gladly acquiesce their demands, but ask for it to gently stimulate your prostate rectally whilst manually masturbating you.
>>745790284
I guess, yeah. Sorry.
>>745772066
Why is there a stove and kitchen cabinets in my bedroom?
>>745790415
i for one liked her
anyone got any natalina?
She's in the fucking kitchen for a start.
more hope
>>745790885
if i wouldve been at home rn i could contribute with my collection of 1980-2000 centerfolds
for now i have to endure my boner
if you could pick one woman to put your penis inside. who would it be?
>>745791474
Her
>>745791364
I'll try to post a few more then. Wasn't sure if anyone was interested.
>>745791558
how can you not be interested in those extralarge pics of beautiful hot women
>>745791558
maybe i'm alone here but i kinda like the idea of having as many females to look at as possible...
>>745791474
I'd say Sara Underwood
>telling my mom I need a little more sleep and ask her for breakfast to school.
>>745791718
certainly not
usually go for 2 slideshows of hot girls on two screens and let it shuffle for 3secs each and just explode on the ones im seeing at that monent
>>745791855
checked
loving those
>>745791474
My all-time fave Karen
>>745792148
Anyone still here?
>>745792336
my dick can only get so erect
>>745792846
Lol
>>745772066
play with her boobs and fuck her in the pussy
>>745791347
>>745791787
>>745788153
more of any of these girls? just got here
>>745774923
HEY VSAUCE KEVIN HERE!
>>745792924
just having those babes pose in front of me like that would prolly be enough to spill my spaghettis
>>745793113
Well there's a fuckton of Ana if you scroll up...
>>745793172
Is it wrong that i'm greedy and still want more?
>>745793125
Tell me when these are getting boring
>>745793240
Not at all
>>745793354
with a girl this hot you can't help but want to see all there is.
>>745793290
dont about other lurkers, but for it never gets boring
only getting to the point im so pent up ill go to the toilet and jerk off
which will be soon from all that edging
>>745793510
Understandable
I don't sleep in a kitchen.
Can't give a valid answer.
>>745793578
What a semen demon, I want to drain my balls for her
>>745793532
Might have to switch from center folds anyway, running out
>>745793700
might aswell go relief myself to these gorgeous babes
thx for the centerfolds amd the other pics too
>>745793669
Won't be long until I do now.
>>745793884
Happy to help friend . One last for you.
Anyone here?
>>745793921
I don't blame you, seems like you've been at this for awhile. About as long as I plan to beat it for this new found beauty.
>>745794373
still here sorry, I got lost in all the Ana up top, have to scroll back through and see this babe from every angle
>>745791474
i was a big fan of claire sinclair, but its a shame she rose and fell so quickly, then quit doing shit really. now its just live burlesque shit no one will ever see or care about
>>745785317
more of her ass available?
>>745794534
Haha no problem. Trying to find what I did and didn't post yet.
>>745773841
This.
>>745772066
Drink that redbull
>>745794689
This is about the last of her ass sadly
>>745794691
Understandable, there's quite a lot. But this is by far the hottest babe posted in here so far
>>745772066
>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?
Excuse me, but I don't think you live here.
>>745794800
For sure.
>>745794885
>Those lips
>Tits are perfect
>That fucking thighbrow
Fucking christ my dick
>>745794791
hnnnnnnnnnnngh
>>745795039
Found one more of her ass actually
>>745795110
I'm definitely going to blow my load for that ass tonight
>>745772066
reproduce
>>745795300
I love that you can see how much her ass flattens out against the wood, fuck she has a perfect ass
>>745795432
god damn who is this??
>>745795631
such a perfect pussy, I just want her to sit on my face and i'll eat her out forever
>>745795698
Alright, a few more and then I'm going to blow my load to this beauty. It's been nice sharing her with you all.
>>745795815
You should come around and share this beauty more often! I appreciate it greatly anon, i'm sure i'll be here long after you blow.
thank you so much dude!
>>745795432
was this you too Ana anon? Do you have any more of her before you go too?
>>745795885
I'll be sure to do that
Right, I'm out, have fun lads
>>745796003
I'll definitely be on the lookout for threads with a picture of Ana for the OP from now on... thats for sure!
>>745795930
this is natalina marie, a babe the original op sometimes posts.
not that these centerfolds are bad but OP's got any man's dream harem saved on his computer
>>745796094
God damn more of Natalina then! Would you happen to be the original OP? Or just someone who frequents his threads?
>>745796185
just a fan of his. he has more of her but i only saved these three
Get the fuck out of my room _puta_ >:^(
>>745796253
well I highly appreciate the three pics
>>745785556
agreed
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>>>/wsg/1853325#p1853339
>>745796638
I think you fucked that up
> would shit my pants
> then shit on the floor
> then remove my pants and proceed to fucker
> would finish my shit while i cum her
> then un enter room
