The cops are coming to arrest me. AMA
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The cops are coming to arrest me. AMA
be bent over and cheeks spread when they come in
>>745761032
This
Fuck you OP you cuck bitch ass nigger nigger
Go out with a bang
>>745760868
What did you do
>>745760868
why
Hurry, what'd you do
>>745760868
WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?
>>745760868
what'd you do?
Bamboozled
Did you diddle a child again???
I didn't reply to a thread, peace out anons. It was nice shitposting with you guys.
>>745760868
Better start formatting your hard drives.
Ops fuct
>>745760868
tell us the town so we can listen to the scanner nigger
>>745761261
This
>>745761252
>Not OP
>Still a faggot
>>745761325
This, hurry op
Grab your dragon didldos and when they come in start throwing them at the cops. Make sure your all oiled up. And dont stop screaming
>are you fucking sorry!?
bet he's fucked after he posted it
>>745761032
If this post is dubs op must do it
C'mon faggot - why are they coming?
>>745761444
winner
>>745761444
Overkill much?
>>745761444
Noice
>>745761444
WINRAR
>captcha: drive through
>>745761210
Drugs
>>745761294
But whyyyu
>>745761384
i tried to say dildos how you spelled it, and i ended up laughing really hard.
>>745761032
That's how they ID you if you're black
>>745761252
Not dead yet
>>745761907
Nigger talk to us
>>745761907
What did you do and when did you do it.
>>745761981
Caught with an illegal weapon.
>>745762063
When
>>745761981
they are there for his 3dpd lolis
Kek, was it a ghost gun or a stolen gun?
>>745762089
Yesterday
>>745762063
>illegal weapon
>dark outside, likely brittain
so you didn't give up your kitchen knives OP?
>>745761981
Correction:
What did the cops do to you and why are you hiding like a dirty ape?
>>745761907
>filename
That was taken before the pic in the OP. Fuck off nigger
>>745762121
Please tell me it was a ghost AR-15, with homemade lower receiver.
This isn't worth it for a homemade pea shooter/black market pistol.
>>745762063
how the fuck??
GRENADE LAUNCHERS ARE LEGAL!
Oh shit are you the cousin who posted the noods yesterday?
Meghan.jpeg
>>745762063
>Caught with an illegal weapon
>Not arrested when caught
>>745762193
I have two pictures, I shared the second one first. Showed the first one for confirmation.
>>745762353
There wasn't any police nearby at the time.
>>745762448
scream out the window that you're not coming out until anime is real, vocaroo and post
>>745762379
>>745762448
tell them i said "go fuck yourselves"
>>745760868
So youre sitting on the roof and they are out front with their lights on?
what was the weapon?
>>745762448
>>745760868
Why do you have a pergola? It doesn't make shade, it doesn't stop rain or snow. What is the point?
Just received a fax from him, he ded.
OP
got
rekt
for
sucking
cocks
filled
with
daddy's
cummies
>>745761669
I lost my sides doing this
>>745761907
tell is the town/state/city so we can listen in on the police radio nigger
(broadcastify.com)
Where is the gun
>>745763060
>>745763051
>>745763031
>>745763015
>>745763005
>>745762994
>>745762979
>>745762963
>>745762950
>>745762941
are traps gay? if you say yes, can you provide irrefutable proof?
>>745763398
Heh, I made the screen cap
>>745763398
WHO LET THIS HAPPEN
>>745763445
Look on the hill
>>745760868
Well, I already hear them at my door. Shit.
>>745763445
Traps are gay.
They are born male.
They want to have sexual intercourse with another male.
homosexual
ˌhɒmə(ʊ)ˈsɛkʃʊəl,ˌhəʊmə(ʊ)ˈsɛkʃʊəl/
adjective
1.
sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.
>>745763603
not all traps want to have sex with males
some just want to be loved and accepted by their 2d waifu
Come out naked yolo it fam
>>745763698
Also have a raging boner, demand to go to hospital because youve had an erection for over 4 days
>>745763563
Pull your pants and undergarments down and tuck your penis and balls behind and between your legs and when they open up say come at me bro.
>>745763638
Thanks
GOdspeed OP. Don't plead guilty, sounds like if you got knocked yesterday and came to arrest you today it's not that serious. Good luck, and don't say shit to them
When
two
tribes
go
>>745763816
You need to say "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard"
to
No
>>745763889
Motherfucker
>>745763656
>not all traps want to have sex with males
This
Should've gott a lawyer on retainer
>>745763920
Not again faggot
you people are all faggot 10th grade meme kids
Press F to pay Respects
>>745763563
bottom line, just make sure they witness your penis at some point during the arrest
>>745764031
butthurt
>>745763920
It happens once per thread, don't push your luck cunty.
>>745764111
checked
>captcha calle services
>>745760868
Scream one of the following.
"When two tribes go to war, one is all that you can score."
Or
"Degenerates like you belong on a cross."
I'm dealing with cop drama right now.. left the bar the other night got into a fight somebody got their face broken with a baseball bat I got a black eye and the one dude I managed to get a hold of.. got his face turned it at taco meat
> pic related
>>745764230
I like your use of an arrow to show your black owner where to drop his cummies
Run OP Run
>>745762156
>dark out side
>likely brittain
the level of autism here is offensive
>>745764377
EST. Time zone here, it's just now getting dark here, 7:50pm
>>745764284
yea yea.. someday maybe you'll be bad ass enough to actually het into a fight with someone, but I won't hold my breath waiting..
>>745764284
>beta cuck who has never been hit
>>745763563
>Cops wait 33 minutes to approach a door
>>745764601
did I strike a nerve my child?
>>745764642
OP could've ran in that time
>>745764490
I'm EST too but wouldn't assume it's the UK /b/ro
>>745764858
also EST and also the one the original autism comment was poised to
>>745764377
in North America most of our police forces have red/blue alternating. that seems to be one single blue light source. this lead me to my conclusion. simple logic. are you black?
Run
>>745763398
put me in the screencap
>>745765051
>Looks for alternating red/blue lights in a static image.
>>745761669
Holy shit, lmao.
>Diddle doze
OP is ded af
>>745764490
stay at the highest floor on your house, if they barge in, jump out the window that leads to the front of the house, not the sides. the back window might work....
>>745764490
>>745766339
im not the OP
>>745763398
>>745763502
He posted once every 8 seconds lol, that's how. Not normally possible
Clean
as
a
whistle.
>>745767934
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>>745767944
>>745767961
absolute madman
I
seek
the
void.
Thanks,
all.
This
was
fun.
We
must
do
it
nigger
again.
>>745768348
penis
>>745768446
Call
me?
One
day.
OP
has
forsaken
us
all
today.
:DDD
Is this her?
DON'T FUCKEN SAY ANYTHING TO THE COPS
>>745760868
hold a remote in your hand and screem allah hu akbar
>>745768728
I want her. more?
Punished
by
your
sins.
Never
This her?
for
them.
How bout her? Wait why do I only Asian?
Her?
>>745768446
Hey Pewdiepie
He
>>745765051
Are you a faggot?
will
>>745769001
Oh god yes, more of this one
Lol
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>>745762743
This
>>745762743
Good point, but they have to sell that wood.
>4
15
Wood
is
good.
Steel
isn't
real.
That's
what
I
feel!
OP
should
conceal
the
gun.
Rest
In
Peace
friend.
We
will
meet
again.
Until
then,
/thread.
>>745769946
pingas
It's not making me high. Did I get screwed? How do I tell if it's good Salv?
A moment of silent for our anon brother who is on his way to the pokey.
The
hit
is
smooth.
Mellow.
Yellow.
>>745761384
>Didldos
Indica
makes
you
energetic.
Salvia
equals
sedation.
Need
for
speed
will
be
greater
than
weed.
With
drugs,
>>745762448
So you got caught with drugs and an illegal weapon, However police didn't get you until now? Did the people who caught you just let you go?
one
never
acheives.
Niggers
Become
nostalgic
today.
Tomorrow
is
not
promised.
>>745762579
This
>>745771224
anime is real though
Mother of god. This isn't possible.
>>745765051
Went to the grocery - my bad. Yes, I'm black
