What age did you lose your virginity /b/ and share the story if youd like.
14 - wasn't my choice
>>745748293
Trick question.
I lost it to this one (pic related). She was all like You See?
>>745748358
Story?
>>745748293
13. probably not a good idea
18, the girl was 17, don't tell anybody tho ;^)
>>745748293
Don't fully remember when exactly.
It was back in 1997, I did lots of drugs at the time, there were a few people I fucked and I don't know in which order or who they all were.
Almost 23. Went to a Russian hooker. This was the early 90s. We talked about Gorbachev. I ate her out and she nearly crushed my head with her thighs when she came.
>>745748442
> gang raped in the woods by a group of bullies
16 years old with my current gf, finished in like 40 seconds but i gave her 2 minute round two so I feel shitty about my first time
>>745748828
You M or F? How old were they? How did you end up in the woods with them
>>745748293
either in an alley outside a post-hardcore show (couldn't get it up, does it count?) or halloween 2007
>>745748828
Youre just making me want to hear the whole story anon, are you m or f?
20/male. Was pretty much raped lol
>26
>travelling
>girl I've met for a few days comes to my bed
>we laugh
>we tagle
>we kiss
>we fuck
>>745749091
Greentext
>>745748293
Was 14 at a party with a bunch of people. A girl I knew had a crush on me was there and after a few drinks we went into the hot tub and banged. I lasted like fucking 30 seconds before jizzing into this chicks hot tub. We then dated from 8th grade until Senior year when she went to east coast for school and I went west coast. Chick is a literaly fucking 10/10 nowadays. She wanted to make it work, I wanted to go do my own thing. Talk about regret.
Athletic, parties, smoke show hot, funny, bubbly. god I'm so fucking stupid.
>>745748293
>19
>drunk at college party
>met some drunk chick
>started making out
>took it up to an empty bedroom in the house and got busy on the bed
>halfway through the dude whose room it was came in and said "goddammit now I gotta wash my sheets" and left
>on the way out I apologized to him and told him it was my first time.
>he high fived me and said "congrats"
>>745748293
ho ho ho the joke's on you, I'm 49 and virgin!!
>>745748293
>20
>drinking for the 4'th day in a row
>friend calls over his fwb
>have a devils threesome
>too drunk, didn't even come
16, in the back seat of a car with my GF at the time. Didn't wear a condom and freaked the fuck out afterwards. Pretty traditional
>>745748293
13
>Have girlfriend for few months
>think we're taking it seriously enough to ask about sex
>she says "as long as you have condoms, and we are safe.. I would rather wait though"
>me being super horny 13 year old wanted to bust
>End up going over her house while her mom isnt home after school
>we make out and then walk up stairs to her room
>"Did you bring the condoms?"
>hehe nope
>I had been fingering her previously for awhile, and I had slipped a finger in her butt every now any then
>"I guess you can put it in my butt as long as you go slow.."
>I ended up fucking her for a solid 30 seconds and busted in her ass, then took a shower with her.
>we ended up saying fuck it a week later and just started fucking without a condom. To this day, after 3 different long term sexual partners, still have only worn a condom to masturbate.
Oh to be 13 again.
>>745748945
> I'm a guy, we were swimming at a lake
> they stole my bike, I ran after it.
> one of the bullies made me kiss his feet to get my bike back
> next bully pulls out his dick and pees on me
> start crying, they kicked me and beat me up
> drag me deep into the woods and beat me more
> wake up alone, naked and blood dried down my legs and a very sore back side
> 10 years later I pipe bombed each of their houses with them in it and they're no longer here to abuse people
>>745749200
Checked. Also, that dude was a faggot. I would have kicked your immediately if I caught you fucking in my bed.
>>745749417
>pipe bomb
Fake and actually gay.
>>745749568
technically 1 was a pipe bomb, I learned from it, next 2 were pressure cookers.
>>745749417
Youre a pretty creative kid arent ya?
15, took a girl to the PE area after school and fucked her
>>745749714
nope, just a sociopath
>>745748293
18, with a female but it was anal. (I had done bj, oral before this, but no penetration.)
>>745748293
18 in college, currently contemplating losing my virginity. I was raised super Christian so I've been practicing abstinence this entire time. I don't have anyone special or that I'm interested anymore. Was considering losing it to my ex, but my Christian side told me 'no'. What say you, /b/?
>>745749825
http://www.nytimes.com/1982/02/26/nyregion/bomb-left-on-doorstep-kills-jersey-couple-and-injures-2.html?mcubz=1
>>745748293
>14 old
> Gf infidel to me
>Met another girl, pretty hot
>Met to fuck in the last flat of a random building
Yeah, not the best way to lose virginity.
>>745748293
14. She was 15 and my gf at the time.
Not really enough to greentext it. We went to her little sisters music thing at school amd then out to eat with her family, fingerbanged her in the backseat.
Got back to her place and went to the den to watch a movie til my dad came to get me. Started making out on the couch and she whipped my dick out and started jerking me off. All of a sudden stood up and just dropped her pants and sat on it (she wasnt a virgin) and I was just like oshit. Eventually bent her over the couch arm and plowed her doggy. Didnt get to finish before dad showed up. Bruised her tailbone and hips from gripping and fucking her too hard but she never complained
>>745750118
Big if true, anon if you have any proof youll turn this into a legendary thread.
>be me
>15
>meet freshman girl who will fuck almost any guy
>get to know her better and within 2 weeks we've fucked like 4 times
>find out she's pregnant with another dude who she fucked before me's kid
>gone.png
>>745750113
Dont lose it just to lose it, not that it matters. Sex is meh unless you really care about the person. Find you a qt3.14 Christian virgin
>13 years old
>Skinny girl, kinda Asian kinda white
>Live with single mum and big brother
>Brother is 15
>Mum is still attending college at night
>Have a babysitter/daycare we go to from 6-11pm or so
>Another boy there
>Black kid named Isaac
>About 14
>We stayed up late and snuck out to the playground to feel like rebels
>"do you wanna try something" he asks
>wot.jpg
>kisses me
>fingers me
>fucks me doggy for thirty seconds
>nut inside me
not a good night but looking back i liked it
> be 18
> Living with older couple in mid 20's
> roommates gf is a slut legit
> likes taking virginities
> Mfw when comes home early from work with telling her bf
> We fuck
>I cum inside her and she leaves
>Wants to so it again
> 1 year later and were in a full blown affair
> Roommate get suspicious
> Another dude she went with high school into the mix after being in Iraq
>She bails to run away with him
> Army dude just wanted to get laid trolls her
>She tried to an hero
> Bails to Idaho with family
> Comes back calls me of all people
> We start fucking again and all weekend
> Sunday evening I tell her to leave because my gf is coming over
> Her face when noone loves her
>>745750360
Hahahahahaha, I honestly didn't expect this kind of response. I'll be honest, sex seems really appealing due to all the girls that have come onto me, so I wanted to lose it just to band all the sluts here. Feels like a sign from God for you to tell me that on /b/ of all places. Thanks, Anon.
>>745750765
Haha I mean if its what you wanna do then do it man. But don't expect a 1 night stand with a random slut to be much better than jerking it, it really does matter if you care about the person.
>be 20
>virgin fag
>decided to be a man and talk to this 7/10 freshman at my uni
>hit it off. 5 dates
>on the 6th date, we went to my house and played some vidya and netflix and weed
>leans over and gives me a kiss
>took that to mean let's fuck
>took my pants off without a second thought
>she gasps and runs out the door and i never saw her again
>mfw she didn't even want to have sex while drugged
>>745748293
>dat nipple scarring from the enlargement surgery
absolutely disgusting
>>745750765
>>745750360
He's super right. I waited to lose mine until I was like, 15, and it was with the girl that I am married too. Sex is great when you care. And I hear its shit when you dont.
>>745748293
does a handjob count?
>>745748293
lose it? I'm 34 and it's still mine.
>>745748293
17. Had a female friend who pity fucked me, as I was a nerd who hadn't even had a date at that point.
>>745748293
Fuck off with your shitty bait.
>>745750276
Almost same for me except few differences
>16
>She's 13
>Make her get abortion
>Gets IED
>Cum in her for a year
>>745751379
*IUD
>Be idiot who doesn't know acronyms
>>745748293
I was a Junior(17) and she was in 8th grade(14). Fucked in her nice ass air conditioned tree house in the backyard. Busted her cherry on me and I walked home with blood on my crotch.
I was 12. Happened at her friends house while the friend was out getting B&J. Her mom walked in and I pretended I was sleeping, then I actually feel asleep with condom on. Forgot about it and wore it for the entirety of the next day. Probably didn't even need it for my prepubescent cummies
>be 18
>have a long-distance relationship
>met girlfriend maybe 2 or three times and couldn't have sex because her hymen is too thick so i don't want to hurt her
>one day go out with a couple of classmates and get incredibly drunk (legal drinking age is 16 in my state)
>learn that one of them is bisexual
>i'm asexual myself so i really don't care who i fuck
>as i get more drunk i start considering him sexually since i'll sleep at his place anyway
>fastforward to his place - I thought he was only going to blow me but we ended kissing and blowing each other
>i fucked his ass a little since my dick couldn't get fully hard because of alcohol
>neither of us came
>>745748293
16, my girl was 17, she really wanted to take the step I wasn't that sure, but at the end I said FUCK IT, LET'S DO IT.
We were doing it and her phone rang, it was her father, she had to take it, then my phone rang, it was my mother, I had to take it. After that we were both totally out of the mood, and we just cuddled all the afternoon.
Next day I fucked her like a champ nonstop for one hour. She is my actual girlfriend
>>745748547
fuggin pedo imma call chris
>be 15
>dating a girl 8/10
>high school party
>were on my garage roof (u can get up there from my bedroom and it was flat roof
>were up there just makin the fuck out
>she touched my dick
>hailmary.jpg
>i touch her tit
>she pulls down my pants
>i pull down hers
>we get down to business
>nutted on her stomach
pretty good time
>>745748293
a week before my 18th birthday. was in a psych ward for a week when i was 16 and met a 15yo girl who had just tried to kill herself. we basically fell for each other out of sadness and 'dated' for like 2 months then stayed friends. then when i was 17 and she 16 i mentioned i was still a virgin and she offered to change that. so i picked her up and fucked her in the woods in my town. wasnt bad for my first time. shes totally nuts now, we dont talk, shes one of those crazy healing crystal and energy healer types
>>745748293
11, the boy was 15 :v
18
>>get girlfriend summer before college
>>blonde, rich girl, surfer chick style
>>thank god i'm becoming normal
>>finger fuck her the first time she comes over to watch a movie
>>couple times later the blowjobs start
>>after a few weeks of dating we wanna lose our virginity to each other
>>very rare for either of us to have a totally open house (we wanted to be totally alone so we could enjoy ourselves without fear of getting caught)
>>one day she texts me and says "my parents are going out all night tonight, you better come over and come prepared ;)"
>>holy shit its gonna happen
>>head over to her house
>>stop at CVS and buy condoms on my way over
>>get to her house just as her parents are leaving
>>say goodbye, wait a few minutes to make sure the coast is clear
>>we start to go at it
>>foreplay, i eat her out for a while
>>finally time to fuck
>>she pulls my dick out and starts sucking
>>i'm so nervous i can't get hard
>>wtf this has never happened before
>>finally get hard enough to put condom on
>>she actually puts it on me kek
>>enter her missionary
>>holy fuck, pussy is warm as FUCK (that was the most surprising thing to me, how warm it is inside a girl)
>>sex for a few minutes
>>go to change positions
>>lose boner completely
>>oh shit, remove condom
>>she sucks me hard again
>>second condom on
>>fuck a few more minutes
>>cum inside her in the condom
>>roll over and cuddle with her for a long fucking time, so content with finally having lost my v card
>>eventually go home at the end of the night
>>blast that song "i just had sex" by the lonely island on repeat the entire drive home (it had just come out around that time)
>>call my best friend when i get home and tell him everything
And that's my story. Only girl I've ever been in love with. Dated 3.5 years but all that is ancient history now...
>>745752125
Tits or gtfo. You know the rules.
12 with another boy, 17 with a girl.
>14
>me and 5 guys from my school
>skipped class
>went to a brothel
>fucked the same bitch one after the other
>>745749183
you're probably a great guy too
>19
>horny and alone
>match up with some girl from highschool online
>she's really not that great looking so I just outright ask her if she wants to fuck
>"yeah lets do it"
>meetup with her
>she smells weird but im fuckin horny
>nut
>talk to her for like 10 minutes and just realize I never want to see her again
>shes one of those its the worlds fault not mine types
>thankfully I used a condom
>she pulls this my periods late shit to fuck with me
>me having never done it before wig out
>her period comes
>sweetfreedom.jpeg
>never talk to her again
2/10
27
>>745748293
23.
Met girl in my second highschool. I was a fat fuck. Graduated, asked her out, she turned me down. Lost my weight, asked her out again. Now we are inseparable.
Go figure.
Pic related.
>>745749417
So you know Ashton Kutcher
>be 16
>around 1997
>day of my birthday
>gf is over and a lot of friends
>gf brings me to my room
>i have no idea why
>she locks my bedroom door
>i finally know whats happening
>fuckyeah.avi
>she unzips my pants
>i unzip my pants
>we get down to business
>she moans and my friends hear
>i hear one my friends yell "THATS MY FUCKING BOY"
>the sex ends with an amazing blowjob
>i listen to talk dirty to me by poison the rest of the night
great fucking night
>>745748293
No age. Just turned 20. Pre-marital sex and multiple sexual partners is wrong.
>>745748293
>me 16
>her 17 pic related
>start fingering
>she says I'm good
>no protection
>of_course_im_on_the_pill.mp4
>nut inside her
>next time
>nut inside her again
>go on vacation for a week
>come back and its obvious she cheated
>break up
>she tells me she never was on the pill
>never see her againand
>secretly hoping she doesn't turn up at my place pregnant
>9 months later still never heard from her
>whew lad
tfw I now have a serious creampie fetish
>>745752937
or ur just a fat virgin that cant get puss
>>745752401
go on fucker
>>745748293
I was 5, this is assuming in the butt counts
>>745753069
Nah, I'm a Christian that plans on waiting for marriage like God intended. You hedonistic degenerates are the reason society is so shit these days.
>>745750113
you're a faggot
>>745748293
I was 15 freshman year she was 17 junior. I liked and said I wasn't a virgin, she bought it. Finally when the day came I was new at condom buying (obviously) and I bought un lubed ass powdery ones. It was a bad experience. But the next day I rectified that and it was pretty dope.
>>745752313
<dicking around with a hot chick for a few weeks, not fucking her in the second date
You, sailor, a the weakest cuck in this fucking boards
>>745753185
troll or actually mentally retarded
>>745748293
>Be me turned 19
>Girl from party is now GF
>we smoke a blunt tougher
>"Anon, well... I didn't gave you your birthday gift"
>She goes down andie starts sucking my dick
>First time eve a girl touched my dick
>FeelsGood.jpeg
>After 20 minutes sucking my dick she sits on top of me riding me dick for almost 2 hours
>Didn't Qlimax because of Weed an my little sister yelling
>me 15
>her 18
>nottoobad.jpeg
12 brother raped me hard, next day he gave me to the dog. Now I'll suck yo Dick for a rail for a 8ball you can beat me. Need some damn good abuse to even get off.
>>745753478
Do you think a real hardcore christian would spend 5 minutes here? obvious troll.
>>745753451
>can't greentext
KEK
Was my 16'th birthday. Was drunk out of my asshole and at the end of the night a chick everyone told me not to fuck followed me to my dorm room and we fucked. Shit was cash. She hated condoms though and I got genital warts.
>be 19
>gf 17, last weeks of school for senior year
>turns 18 in june
>want to wait cause illegal
>have messed around many many times, but no actual sex
>one day its getting crazy, were grinding on top of each other, im playing with her pussy
>cock rubbing allover her pussy, up and down
>slip it in a little, she says no
>keep playing and get her even more wanting it
>honestly have no condoms, didnt plan on having sex
>go to kitchen, get Saran Wrap
>wrap cock and continue with everything
>getting closer and then boom
>its so fucking warm, slippery, mega fucking hot
>fuck her for a bit
>pull cock out, little blood on the warp
>keep fucking, and playing with her clit
>she starts cumming, puts me in turbo mode
>pump about 6 more times and cum hard
>clean up
>lay down and snuggle
>repeat, repeat< RE FUCKING PEAT
still with her to this day, 12 years.
>>745753561
>And my little sister yelling
what?
>be 14
>have girl friend
>turning 15
>party
>getting drunk and good times
>go to bed
>making out whit girl friend
>put penis in girl friend
>lost virginity
>>745753478
The anger you feel is Satan telling you it's okay.
>>745748293
26, chick was too fat to keep me hard. never came.
>>745750691
justice
>20 (3 yrs ago)
>get gf
>meet at school after holiday
>sits in a room we usually hang out and talk
>eventually starts kissing and making out
>grinding each other
>we start breathing more heavily
>tells me to turn off the lights and did so
>she only pulls down her pants and so did I
>sits on me and rides me on a couch for a while
>switches from cowgirl to missionary
>did it for around 20 min something
Good memory, happy times back then
>>745753561
>my little sister yelling
would just have made me cum faster tbh
>>745753478
3/4 of the population is Christian. You atheists retards are on 2 percent. But sure, we're the mentally retarded ones.
>>745753672
I spend most of my time on /pol/. I come here when I'm bored.
I was 18. I was dating this girl that would blow me but said she wanted to wait till marriage to lose her virginity. So I went on Craigslist and found a mw4m post. I answered the add and they asked to see my cock. So I sent them pictures and we all went and got tested. They were both in their 40s. I told them a fake name, used a fake phone number, and made a fake email address. I went to their house and we double teamed her. Didn't do any stuff the guy. I came in her and when it was over I left and never spoke to then again.
>>745754135
3/4 might be christian but only like 1/50 take the "waiting until marriage" crap seriously.
21
>try okcupid
>met qt natural redhead
>5' 10
>80% Cheyenne Indian
>Belly Dancer and Singer at Renaissance Festival
>body like Eva from MGS 3
>Idea of first date is getting naked and marathoning Harry Potter films
>lets me fuck her raw and cum buckets inside
Sounds fantastical I know, but I swear it's 100% true.
>>745752937
>>745748293
I was 21. After a party. Wasn't into it.
>>745749417
quality larp
17. My basement with my girlfriend. Listening to Pantera GSTK. Needed to keep the noise hidden. And also cuz it's fucking Pantera dude! \m/
>>745748419
Oh look a retard
>>745754295
Because of how they were raised. Even if you don't believe in Christianity, waiting until marriage is objectively better for society.
It results in less single parents, it pretty much eliminates STDs, it reinforces the nuclear family unit which is shown to he better for society. Multiple studies show that they more sexual partners you have before marriage the more likely it is to end in divorce, and even having sex with the person you're marrying before marriage slightly raises the chance of divorce. You're more likely to be unsatisfied if you have pre-marital sex, and women are more likely to cheat. Waiting for marriage is just better for society.
15. TaKen by my friends mom
>>745749965
Why'd you let her fuck you in the ass anon?
Have I lost my virginity if I am 18y.o. boi and I have sex with 34 y o male?
>>745748293
Lost at 17. I found out that a few girls that I knew liked me but I was too autistic to realise. I had sex with 3 of them in the space of 6 weeks.
> Anyone else like this?
>>745754796
I didn't say it wasn't better for society, I'm not even christian and I agree with that, I was just saying most Western christians don't do it.
>>745748293
Imma virgin...
>>745754933
depends on how you define virginity
>>745748293
15.
Lost it to my best friend's mother who was in her mid-30's.
>>745748293
14-15. Does it count if you fuck a family member? If not 21.
>>>745754933 (You)
>>745755005
>depends on how you define virginity
I don't know, I think I'm not
>>745755095
Why wouldn;t it count? M or F? Story?
Was 17 she was 15 3rd base. Was 18 she was 16 when we got to home base. Bit slow but we were in love and thought we would be togerther forever so no rush. Good experience. We had a heathy romantic relationship. I was lucky i think. I've heard some horror stories.
>>745750448
>pic related
11 year old newspaper boy. He was a 78 year old.
Alright I'll share for you faggots
>be me 16
>gf 15
>been dating for a couple
Months now
>at gf house has some family over have BBQ
>fuck yes horseshoes
>gf looking hot in daisy dukes and low cut top with cardigan
>god damn those feet
>feel tingle in my ween
>pee pee touch?
>gf final days she is ready
>enter downstairs sliding glass door about 20 yards away from everyone
>close curtains
>I remove pants and lay on the futon in the hallway
(Downstairs only has one room a hallway and washer/dryer)
>gf takes her shorts off leaves shirt on and climbs on top of me pulls blanket over us
>insert penis
>feelsgoodman
>2 min hear sliding glass door open
>fugggg didn't lock door
>it's her dad
>gf screams we are just laying hear
>using outdoor voice when clearly inside
>her dad drops in opened beer can on floor scrambles to pick it up while
Muttering s ss sorry
>basically sprints back outside
>gf actual let me keep going
>bust fastest nut in my life deep inside her no condom
>mfw that was almost 10 years ago
>mfw we are getting married next month
>mfw my future father in law witnessed me deflowering his daughter
>>745753686
>>saran wrap
Holy lolz
>>745754931
I fucked hers, but you made me chuckle
Mine was around 18. Was with a 27 Architecture Student I worked with. We did a night shift and we got really hot on each other. As she was photocopying I came behind to assist when she had some malfunction. As we were so close, I just looked in her eyes and we froze, then began kissing like mad. Few moments later we closed the shop and drove to the beach. Found us a nice remote spot where you sit in the car just atop a small red sand hill. Began kissing again. Moved to the back and took her shirt off. Her boobs were magnificent. Just the medium I was craving at the time. Kissed her breasts and she sled backward to give me my first blow job. It was treamendousness in its purest most crystal clear zen moment.
If this doesn't count, I will tell my next episode where I did the most beautiful and mesmerizing Russian goddess In the most filthy, scum filled and run-by-villains' who're house you will find.
>>745755306
My girlfriend's father would kill me if he saw the kind of things I do to her daughter, he hates me, worst girlfriend's parents ever
>>745755172
Not an interesting story. M and fucked a m cousin pretty much the entirety of one summer. Then nothing again until a girl when I was 21.
>>745755306
>>745749412
Why a condom for masturbating tho?
>>745755598
Are you practicing your erotic story writing or some shit? Fuck off with that weaksauce shit.
>>745750113
You are so gay faggots call you faggot.
19 with a married woman. Started hanging out with her, she started giving me blowjobs in my car, and then eventually I snuck her home and fucked her in my bed.
>>745748407
Meme Creed represent
>>745755834
Not really. No.
Do you want to be my first, though? I will come all over your face as you mount a 3 inch iron pole, begging me to shit in your mouth.
You big boy. How many cunts have you been to?
>>745748293
>19
>sophomore in college, first week of classes
>cute, skinny blonde, year older than me I met in a class the year before recognizes me walking on campus, smiles and approaches me
>ask her to lunch, she agrees
>things go well, we start hanging out a lot, eventually start dating (our first date was the Saturday after 9/11)
>things get very physical but no sex for the first few weeks
>one night we're both naked in her dorm room, she's on top of me
>grinding her pussy on my dick with no penetration
>she says she wants me inside, I tell her to go ahead
>no condom because we were dumb
>feels fucking amazing
>about to cum, pull out and she grinds on my dick while I jizz on myself
>use the pull out method for the first 3 years of our relationship, no pregnancies or scares, no FUCKING clue how
We stayed together all this time, over 16 years now. We eventually got engaged, moved in together and we married in 2007. At some point we wised up and she got on birth control. Still wild about each other, have great sex. Late last year we decided to have a baby, knocked her up in the 3rd month after stopping b control. Due in Nov. Going to be a father. Feels great, man.
>>745755815
Kind of. Do you know better? What's your story? Spill it if you dare be.
>>745756699
Mine wasn't that great, but it at least true.
>>745751285
>>745748293
>be me
>22, birthday's literally in a week
>had finally gotten the first girl of my life to go on some dates with me
>she says let's just be friends
>so fuckin sad
>hang out more anyway
>help her move
>just the two of us alone in the rain late at night
>I work at a museum with a zoo, take her
>go to some movies
>still pretty sad because she's awesome but said she's not interested
>go over to her place, watch a movie on the couch together
>throw a toy around for her dog, both of us end up on the floor laughing
>look at each other as we calm down
>quiet, she's staring me down really intense
>dumbass me literally thinking like
>"ok she's stared at me silently for like forty seconds now and she's breathing heavily the signs are all there to kiss her but she's made it EXPLICITLY clear she's not interested, right???"
>finally lean in a bit, she follows suit
>kiss slowly
>kiss again, harder
>tongue
>making out now
>she climbs on top of me, straddles my leg
>making out furiously
>she's grinding my leg like there's no tomorrow
>actually so wet it's seeped through her jeans to mine
>move hands from her back to her ass
>grabbing like I'll never touch another one
>holy shit this is what an ass feels like
>so perfect, round, soft
>she rips off her shirt, only stopping kissing for a second to do so
>I fumble with bra clasp, manage to get it
>bra starts to fall
>perfect fucking round, heavy tits now hanging in front of me
>stop making out, lower face and press between
>she's moaning
>gently move hands over tits, taking in exactly how they feel, going over the nipples with each finger one by one
>finally grab, back to making out while enjoying her tits
>she's now grinding me so fast the friction's actually a little abrasive on my leg, but god if it doesn't turn me on
>she's moaning into my mouth, tongues tasting each other
>reach down, unbutton her jeans
>she nods, reach around her and support her back, lay her down on the floor
>>745755643
He is from new too and acts tough but doesn't really do shit
>>745755653
Thanks anon the nut I bust tonight will be for you
>>745748293
12,
She was a 23 yo model,
Fuckt her all night ,
Made her cum 5 times
>>745756578
Anon nice anon this is me>>745755306
Hoping my story gets to where you are at soon
>>745756699
>spill it if you dare be
Wat
>get monthly payments till 18 because mom died when I was young
>dad gives me my money when im 18
>drive to Houston every weekend for fun
>meet girl at a Bun B show
>says she's 17 and we makeout
>visit her over the course of a month
>find out she's 14 and a virgin
>fuck in the front seat of my Mazda bb2509 to some Mt. Eden
>she becomes a sex addict and we do it everywhere including galleria parking garage
>lose touch with her
Not really that exciting. Thought I would never get laid. 24 now, slept with about a dozen girls.
>>745756845
But this didn't happen
>>745756810
Looks like a cunundrum of sorts.
You troll my writing as shitty. then claiming it is untruthful but that yours which is true, is less good than what you conceive as great, thus claiming you are in fact a truthful mediocre. Parading it as you do?
In all earnestnessessess, do tell your story.
>>745757614
Do shut the fuck up
>16
>gf 15
>fingered/oral before but not sex
>about to sleep one night when she just straight up asks if I want to fuck
neglected to tell her I was a virgin and at this point the relationship was about 2 months long
>agree
>no condoms
>she has an implant that stops her getting pregnant
>literal permission to nut inside
>last 2 minutes and cum buckets
>15 minutes later she asks for round 2
>lasted 30 minutes, dick was raw
best night of my life at that point
the only thing that compares is on our honeymoon
>mfw she's a 9/10 and i'm satisfied with my life
>>745757154
Wat wat
>>745757703
But vy? This is vunn.
Lost my virginity to another guy when I was 17. Since then I've tries to make it with girls but strike out so I just fuck other guys.
>inb4 faggot
>>745757614
This is what happens when dumb people try to sound smart. And I already told the story, nobody cares about the details, you said yourself it was mediocre.
>>745757571
>>745756845
Only thing I'm exaggerating really depends on your taste, since I guess other people might not find her as amazingly hot as I do. She's got a tiny waste, but a huge ass and hips. It's really round and doesn't sag, though.
Also, we're married now, three years later, so there's that as well.
But if it's no good, I won't continue, don't worry. Sorry to waste your time.
>>I looked at my hand and it looked back at me with its sultry eyes. I asked what is going on , and before I could finish, its grabbed my nuptules.
>>Closing my eyes and throwing my head back I moan prefously.
>>It was over in seconds, I was so embarrassed.
>>Hot sticky Jizzum everywhere.
>>My mom walks in "WHAT ARE YOU DOING SON!"
>>I looked at her and asked "Can you give me another hand?"
>>She offered to clean it up for me with her tounge she said.
>>Be me 10 years: After child services finished, my adopted parents were real nice.
>>P.S. Do well in school.
>Be 15
>Been groomed by much older woman
>She fucks me by campsite
>Worst fuck ever
>Cant even nut
>Just continue thrusting whilst thinking of chimneys
>Regrets were had
18. Was dating someone at the time but she still wanted to wait. Started talking to this other girl and I forgot how but she asks me if I was still a virgin. I say yeah and she says she wants to come over. GF was out of the country at the time visiting family so I ended up fucking this other girl. We met up almost everyday until gf got back. Even then we still met up every other night.
>>745748293
16, benis in bagina, end of story
21 happened practically so out of the blue that I still don't know what to expect
>>745748293
>22
>>745757989
>>Faggot and double spaced.
>not gay
See the difference?
Alright /b/oys. lets do this shit
>be me 15 years old
>downstairs in my gf's basement making out.
>1st time hanging out
>meh 7/10 chubby girl
>She asks to suck my cock
>ofuckyeahbud.jpg
>we go for it
>10 minutes pass
>hereitcums.jpg
>Right as I'm about to blow her dad opens the door
>blows load
>dad looks at me
> I look back at him
>mfw
>>745757956
Why are you looking at her waste, that's fucking gross anon.
>>745748293
i honestly don't remember if it was at 16 or 17, because it was a very bad experience and i've been repressing it ever since. it wasn't anything traumatic or anything like that, but it was at a party at a friends place and i was drunk as fuck. this girl came up to me and we fucked. i didnt know shit about sex so i just fucked her like crazy, porn style. my dick was bruised from all the rough fucking, i can't imagine how her pussy must have felt like... she was definitely someone i wouldnt brag to have fucked and the whole sex just felt wrong, even while we were doing it. i did fuck her for about 45min or so, but i didnt even cum and i jerked myself off at the end. i told her i feel bad cause i came and she didnt and she said she did, but it was a very obvious lie. i'm telling you guys, it's not worth fucking just anyone to not be a virgin anymore. it's not why i fucked that girl, i was simply too drunk to think clearly, but still. it might sound cheesy, but i suppose it's worth to wait for someone you care at least a little about
>>745748293
>be 27
>never even kissed a gril
>missed golden years of teen love and exploration
>none even interested. ever.
>dont know how to talk to them as not friend
>so old now afraid to tell anybody or ask for help
>cant pick up clues if there were any
>dont go out much cause i know I'll spaghetti
Just jerking off alone until I'm 30 and then bye bye
Whats quicker and painless? hanging or gunshot to the head?
>>745758025
>whilst thinking of chimneys
but why?
18, visited gf and we were making out and stuff and it just led on from there, was awful though since we were both virgins
>>745758258
Okay, you've got me there, I chuckled
Damn I wish I learned to spell at some point
>>745758244
Did he kill you?
>>745758269
You are such a colossal faggot, it's actually unbelievable.
>>745758507
He was definitely Livid at first but then was like meh i was expecting that not gonna lie.
>>745748293
12
Fat 15 year old female cousin sucked my dick on the fire escape in front of her 10 year old sister.
10 year old grew up and invited me to her first college dorm party. Said she thought about watching that BJ every day. Needless to say, I fucked her brains out.
>>745758397
You're not alone, anon.
>>745758399
Cos thats all I could see in the distance and Id rather look at them at the time
>>745748293
>Just turned 18
>High school trip to Italy (eurofag here)
>First night, hotel in Venice (in the lagoon's shore, not a fancy hotel in the city)
>Friend tells me to go to this room, cause they had smuggled some liquor in the hotel and they gonna party
>ok.jpg
>Enter in said room. I'm alone in here
>Bathroom doors open, girl from my class comes in
>Some 2 years older than me. Kinda ugly, but nice body and quite fuckable.
>says it was her plan all along to lure me in there to fuck, cause she fancied me but didn't know how to tell
>We get down to business; first we make out for a bit. I started fingering her as soon as she started getting wet, followed by my finest, virgin tit grabbing.
>some forty minutes in it she produces a condom and tells me to put it
>Some ten seconds later I wasn't a virgin anymore
>Lasted longer than expected, even got stamina enough to repeat
>She proceeded to fuck me raw every night for the next five days
It was nice. She fucked like a dick thirsty cougar, and hinted that she might even let me fuck her ass, but didn't happen in the end. Also said she would like to be fuck buddies with me once we got back home, but about 2 weeks later she started going out with some jock, so fml.
We've met sometimes after that and had a nice,friendly laugh about it over some drinks. I heard she's single now, and I've been thinking of asking her out and see if I get lucky.
>>745748928
>40 seconds
>2 minute round two
Holy fugg
>tfw youll never take a girl's virginity
>tfw 18 yr old virgin
T-theres still hope in college r-right a-anons?
>>745759004
Just find a good christian qt who's pure. Might take awhile but they're the best long-term partners by far anyway.
>be 16 in 2007, one of only emo kids at school
>had my dick sucked 1,000 times by underclassmen and emo girls
>get gf summer before senior year
>she has had sex, learns im a virgin and is determined to get me to lose my virginity
>want to save it for someone special because at the time girls were everywhere for me
>fuck then gf, last for one hour no condom
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>many years later, 15 whores later, 2 year dry spell,am neet, i wish i would have fucked every girl i had the chance to fuck
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>>745748293
Lost it at 18, like the week of my birthday.
>be punk rock mallgoth awkward kid in early 2000s
>actually get a couple of practice gfs when I was 17
>maybe I was their practice boyfriend, I'm not sure
>had first kiss, first make-out, first fingering and even first blowjob with practice gf
>too nervous with her and can't cum so it doesn't count.
>fast forward to 18
>full punkfag
>legal drinking age
>older friend brings me to bar where he hangs out with his friends
>it's more of a metalhead crowd
>I know a couple of guys there but otherwise everyone is a stranger and just friends of friends
>still hang out and drink and play pool
>come back the night after, same deal
>this time see long-haired tall goth girl
>I've seen her around the hallways at college but was always too shy to say hi
>I was already fairly liquored up
>say hi
>buy her drinks
>she's also kind of awkward with everyone there
>we get to talk
>turns out she's dating one of the guys there
>he pops in a couple times throughout the night to check on her and be all "hey buddy don't fuck my girlfriend haha just kidding but seriously"
>I end up taking her home and fucking her
>blackout drunk at first
>don't remember fingering her on the ground next to bus stop
>don't remember her sitting on my lap and humping me while a bus full of normies cheered us on and probably took pixellated pictures on their 2003 flip-phones
>do remember just appearing naked in her basement on top of her
>took a moment to put it in her, not sure where pussy was located
>finally slide it up in her
>be like "Oh, so THAT'S what sex is like, I get it now"
>bang her for a few hours twice
>wake up in the morning
>she's all "oh hey it's you"
>we bang again
>she breaks up with bf and dates me instead for a few months
>last day of school
>get drunk with best friend in the woods
>suddenly I'm super drunk and he's sobering up
>we start kissing
>I'm going heavy with the tongue
>he starts jerking me off
>pulls out my dick
>rides it in the fucking woods
>cum in his ass
>mfw I'm now gay
>14
>was drunk
>had a little problem with alcohol
>not proud of it
>my life is fucked up since this day
25 years old. fucked an 18 year old female. Tired of being a virgin, so I lied to her and told her I had been with a couple of girls before. Approximately 3 seconds into the act of coitus, I ejaculate (into a condom, of course) while fucking her from behind. I made a good choice. She was especially crazy though.
>>745754722
larp... lmao
>>745758953
>... hinted that she might even let me fuck her ass, but didn't happen in the end.
>>745752936
geeezzz... how many people does it take to unzip your pants? We're you wearing 2 pairs?
>Be 15
>Girl I was flirting with over AIM
>We hatched a scheme to meet up
>Sneak out and ride bike to her house one night
>Make out, Suck some titties, fingerbang, etc
>Decide not to fuck
>More flirting over the next week
>We decide to do it again
>This time I sneak up to her room
>Proceed to lick pussy
>Forever
>Seriously, I ate her out for like an hour
>She decided to suck my dick too
>Agree not to fuck
>Change our minds
>She gets a condom out of her wallet and we fuck
I banged her again one more time after. I'm still friends with her too. She was actually pretty chill about everything overall and it was a good and healthy way to get my first time knocked out. Great way to do it.
>>745757950
No. Please explain to me:
Am I dumb and produce that shitty stories? If so, then why do you have a need fo discredit their authenticity?
Or
Am i a liar? In which case, why do you comment on the quality value of my story?
I think you are contradicting yourself
>19
>T H I C C girlfriend
>couldn't get hard due to being nervous
>she gave me head
>got hard
>no condom
>put dick in
>pussy felt great
>came in like 30 seconds
>>745760162
You're dumb in that you come on an english speaking site not speaking fluent english. Fuck off.
>>745751927
>>745751927
You're bisexual too not asexual, asexual is zero sexual attraction or desire you uninformed cunt
>>745748293
I was 22. It was college. Actually to my future wife. I've only stuck my dick in 2 girls, but the second was during a threesome.
Anyway my story was pretty typical, we started going out. After about a week we were making our and I got to 3rd base.
About a week later she goads me into getting a condom from the campus store. First time we fuck just a little, don't cum in her. She goads me saying we are still technically virgins since I didn't cum in her. So I slap on another and bust it in her.
Sex got gradually freakier from there, peaked her senior year, but she still likes to try things from time to time. Her current fetish is eating my ass. I got her to have an orgasm during anal sex about a month ago (we've been together 9 years). She has orgasmed from butt-play before but not anal alone.
I do love my wife.
>>745759359
pro
Raped by neighbor at 15, Consensual with my girlfriend at 19.
>be me
>date 2 girls in 22 years of life
>dont care to lose virginity
>have fun without drama filled whores
>>745760162
Ya know, it's not impossible for your stories to be bad AND fake.
>>745759004
I'm 17 and I haven't even kissed a girl yet: had a gf once when I was 12 (her Tumblr group of friends didn't like me, so props to her for sticking by them I guess) and then when I was 15 (got cheated on). I want to abstain from anything sex related until I find a lifelong partner, but I'm worried that's only because I think I'm an unfuckable loser. A dedicated relationship is the only type I'd really want, but the lack of actual interest in me from literally anyone (social life is nonexistent) gets me down.
Rule34 helps a lot though.
>>745748293
14, freshman in highschool to some asian girl i dated for like three months, she blew me first date in a theater and we fucked two weeks after, anyone wanna see face?
>>745751499
Bitch he was just saying he wanted the sex to be ecplosive is all
>>745760500
No. But it is more likely that you are simply trolling out of your ass, as you have negative self worth.
>>745749423
I would have kicked your immediately too.
>>745751379
>>745751499
She was a sand nigger duhhh said the bombs will kill the sperm before she gets pregnant
>>745760777
You are 17. You know nothing. I wrote erotic fiction for WWOEC when I was that age. Now I have a wife, job, and home.
>>745760821
Face plz
27
inserted benis in baginer and virginity was gone
>>745760292
No fool. I will stay (at least till i fall asleep).
Fuck you, turd. My English might not be perfect, but who the fuck asked you for grammar posting rules?
Have a cookie and get back to work.
>>745761282
You are king.
Ah... Bing.
>>745748293
18, girl was 17.
We met on a random TF2 server, talked a lot, admitted we liked each other as more than friends and it went from there.
Flew over to Norway for her birthday. 4 day trip.
>Kissed her as soon as I saw her IRL, first kiss for her. Spur of the moment, it was great.
>Met her family and had BBQ with them, then went down to the family dock and did some foreplay in front of the sea.
>Second day (her birthday) We went up to the studio she was living in while she went to school.
>Went for a walk along the sea side, then went back to the apartment. Turned the lights off and made out on the bed.
>Progressed to full on sex.
>I was super nervous, we were at it for about 1 and a half hours.
>She came, I didn't. I never did with her (I used to lie and throw away the condoms as she would have felt super guilty).
>Did it again the next morning, and the next evening and then the morning after before we went to the airport.
>Dated for another 8 months then broke up after we grew apart and the connection just kind of died.
I still have never cum from sex (though she was my only partner so far), it kind of worries me.
>>745761288
I'm at home but ok. Your English is so bad I literally couldn't understand what the fuck you were asking me. GTFO until you can make understandable posts.
>>745761021
>>745760821
17 yo her
>be 15
>at campground on beach
>girl laying face down
>bikini top off
>bonerpop.jpg
>she looks over
>I ask if she needs any lotion
>she says yes
>I nearly jizz just rubbing her back
>she grabs my hand
>"you missed a spot"
>puts hand on chest
>take he back to tent
>fuck till we are sore
The wierd part is I woke up to her fucking me the next night. Waking up to sex is by far one of the strangest feelings.
>22, fit
>drive in with 19 year old
>fool around
>dont want her to know im a virgin so i pretend im a sex machine
>recall all the things id seen done in porn while also remembering it was an exageration so i should do a dialed back version of it
>she says she came
>think bullshit so i keep going and using more moves
>after 2 1/2 hours i realize this isnt even that great and all the social stigma around it seems unwarranted given how simple it is to do anyway
>think i might actually be psychotic or autistic becuase at no point was i really enjoying it, just trying to make her cum as much as possible while feeling empty inside
>>745756578
Nice one dude
>>745761725
Oh my god, she's fucking adorable: I guess I now have a thing for Asian girls (ones who can actually speak English without a wonky accent, mind)
>>745761737
Take "he".... God dammit.
>>745748969
I'll never listen to Quicksand the same way again...
>>745748293
21
> Meet woman in AOL chat room she's 36
> She's short, fat, brunette
> My mom is short, fat, brunette
> fuck her
> pussy don't grip nearly as tight as my hand, so I can't cum
> pump, pump, pump
> can't cum
> decide roleplay will help
> me: I wanna pretend that you're my mom
> her: (looks disgusted) Why?
> me: just kidding
> pump, pump, pump
> can't cum
> flip her over, oil up her crack, and make a move for the backdoor
> Her: no bum
> me: huh?
> her: NO BUM!
> put it in anyway
> much tighter than pussy
> from behind she looks a lot like my mom
> pretend that I'm fucking my mom in her ass
> between the pretend and the tighter hole I can cum
> "Mommy!"
Never see her again.
Disappointed in sex.
Embarrased I fucked a fatty.
>>745762001
nah she was born here, her mom was super cool, thats one of the main things i remember
>>745762001
she was a really cute fuck, i've only had sex with two other people, she was so fucking wild too
On my 14th Birthday.
Snuck into my girlfriends house while parents were at work. Fucked her raw in her ass on her bed. She insisted i cum in her ass. I did. Begged me to do it again the week later.
age 13 let my friend put his dick in me been gay ever since.
>>745762412
Post more pics plz; what shit did she get up to when fucking?
>>745761529
So you admit to have an inteligence limit?
Aside from being a jerk with comprehension and low tolerance levels, how else does your incapacity limit you from coping with life?
>>745758701
Story
she let me put my beerus in her vegeta
No crazy story. About 15 years ago at graduation party/ going away party for me (USMC) got shitfaced and pic related pulled me aside. Took me to a nearby playground (it was late as fuck, so no one around. She swallowed my cock and then sat on it until I blew my wad deep in her puss.No pregnancy. Shit was cash.
>>745748293
>be me
>be Derp
>be borderline autistic bookworm
>be shota (~6yo)
>her name was Derpina (age?)
>her friend was Derpette (age?)
>get sexually harassed by them because I was a nerd and easy target
>get awkward boner when they harass me
>they kind of like what they see (didn't get it then but sure do now)
>tought I was abnormal (nothing new there) because caught them talking about my boner with hushed voices, they said something like "...how is it like that in his age?"
>one time they went too far teasing me and my boner just wouldn't go away
>soon after that no-turning-back-now.exe double clicked
>my first time and it was a threesome
>the girls were always nice to me after that
>for some reason they kept finding me where ever I was
>then we continued our secret activities
>this continued for a long time and later on I was the one giving the orders what they would do next
>got addicted to it
>good times
>>745753185
I appreciate you man. Don't worry. Keep it up. I know it can be hard sometimes.
>>745762636
>admit to have
>with comprehension
Jesus your English sucks. It's not an intelligence issue, it's that you don't properly speak the fucking language.
>>745762290
>Embarrassed I fucked a fatty
Not embarrassed that you obviously have a huge Oedipus complex?
>>745748293
17 with woman, 25 with man
>>745762629
she was pretty into choking and hair pulling and shit, i was only the second person she had had sex with and her first boyfriend wasn't into sex for some reason...? id go over to her place ever other day or so and we'd pretty much always either fool around or have sex
>>745748293
19
I fell in love with a girl I met on Omegle and we talked for three years until I got the money to fly over to Europe to see her in person for the first time. We smashed like rabbits the whole time. Still talking to her now. Now we're just waiting until she graduates and moves to the US or I get fed up and jump ship to move over there.
10/10 would smash again
>>745748293
13, anal raped by my uncles friends. Enjoyed it carried on sucking their dicks and getting fucked for the next few years.
>>745763038
It's not inteligence? Why?
>14 years old
>Girl I know online tells me her friend is moving to my city - asks me to look after her
>Talk to this girl online for a bit
>Go visit her a few days later
>Troubled emo type
>Lets go upstairs anon, I have some cool music up there
>Uhhhh, okay.exe
>Make out for a bit on her bed
>Both of us get naked
>Nervous as fuck
>Enter Sandman starts playing
>I fucking hate this song
>I cum in seconds
>Dont want to admit it, this is my first time dammit I'm not giving in that easy
>Slosh it around barely hard
>"So anon are we going out now?"
>Beginning of the worst 5 years of my life.
>be me
>17 and in junior year of highschool
>new girl comes into school
>chubby but had a pretty face and unique taste in clothes it was cute
>she got attached to me real quick
>sexual tention was high between us
>fingered her at home, in gym, and in a park
>we fucked in her house, it was in her pussy but she said i was too big so she got off and i never finished.
>am i still virgin? Who know but i did pop her cherry
>>745763587
You don't speak the language well and try to compensate by using words you don't understand to try and sound smart so everything you say is run-on sentences that don't make sense. Are you too stupid to comprehend this?
>14
>Have cute chubby GF
>She texts me one night to come over
>she had super religious parents but fuck it
>sneak over
>her room doesn't have a lock on it so we hang out in her brothers
>start making out
>horny as fuck
>pull down her shorts
>nopanties.jpg
>she shaved her pussy too
>fuck her for like 20 mins
>cum inside
>fuck again
>go home
16, we'd been together since 15 and waited until we were both of age. It was great, really fun and had no pressure at all.
At one point my dick slipped out and made a huge popping sounds, funny as fuck, but the whole situation was super comfortable.
>>745763170
The chocking shit is a bit off but it must've been awesome having her virtually constantly horny; moar pics plz
i was 12 i had unprotected anal sex with my then best friends and we kept on until i was 16, when he started sexually harrassing and assaulting me
Be me
Take gurl out on a date to watch a movie
We didn't like it hey lets hangout on the back of my car.
Sure anon
30 mins later my dick is inside her bussy and im fucking her deep core
Look around nobody is around
Push her outside the door hey lets fuck out in public
Fuck her in front of my car while a few cars drove a bit near us but we just kept fucking
After that i dumped her because ehh idk pump and dump?
>>745763989
im out but yeah, ill see if i can find her social media, it was weird in a good way, she would be super cute and sub and just let me do what ever, then other nights she would ride and moan and shit
>>745748293
lost my virginity at 14 to a girl i met in study hall.
but I sucked my first dick when I was 8
>>745753185
>20
>Christian
Still living in mom's basement?
>>745760034
kek
>>745754007
zozzle
>>745748293
14, after my first girlfriends birthday party.
Turns out I'm gay.
>be me
>be beta and most the time close to an asexual
>be 22 virgin
>still 22 year old virgin
>feels bad man
>>745754754
listened to talk dirty to me by poison while doing it \m/
>14
>invite crush over to my house
>we make out for like 2 hours
>get naked
>ohshit.jpg
>she had to help me put it in
>busted in like 10 seconds
>"dont worry about it anon"
we ended up fucking like 2 years later
19
Girlfriend
Nervous as fuck
Both had a couple of drinks
She moves to get on top
Falls off bed and slams off floor
Apologies as I laugh
Not nervous anymore
She gets on top successfully this time
Nut in around 20 seconds
She doesn't know as I'm so horny I stay hard
Continue losing my virginity
Nut again after 5 minutes
Feels good man
>>745764236
Thanks dude: How come you guys broke up in the end though?
>>745760034
lmao mate i ment to say unzip HER pants
>>745764929
we just stopped talking, we got back together and dated for around six months in college, we still hooked up while we where broken up
Heres my story
>be me 16
>hanging with big group of friends over summer
>went camping alot
>started talking to this girl
>she starts asking me about relationships
>tell her never been in one
>drinking continues and subject changes to sex
>she tells me shes been with 8 guys
>lol okay..
>tell her im still virgin
>she brings up the idea of her taking my virginity
>get nervous and change subject but it comes up again
>weeks go by and we all go camping to get fucked up
>we start talking about it a lot more and start saying that we will when we camp
Cont?
>>745765162
yes
>>745748293
>17
>was in Paris
>fucked a French hooker
>>745750118
curious if actually true or just a convenient lie. but I could believe it, think I would have done the same if it were me tbh.
not sure about the method I would have used though.
If it were me, it would have mostly been a respect/pride thing as opposed to anger or hate.
assuming your legit, why did you do it, revenge hate? or just because
>>745765336
>we all go camping and i bring a tent
>once we are all fucked up and drinking a stupid amount we light a fire
>The sun goes down and it gets late
>start thinking this is not going to happen and drink more
>go to tent to get something and she follows
>She sits and just hangs for a while then we start spooning
>with the fire going down my friends stole some wheelie bins and put them in the fire so it would last
>once we started spooning she started grinding on me
>finally think "fuck this is happening" and we start kissing
She then gets on top of me and grinding even more now
>she gets my cock out and blows me
>soon after one of my friends came over and scream get out and run
>the bin we had set on fire had then caught onto some near by dry bush and set it fully ablaze
>whole area of woods in flames
>had to gtf out of there
>mfw cock blocked by fire
>fast forward a few weeks
>>745748293
11, haven't seen a pussy irl since then
>>745748293
when i fuckd you' re mom, op
>>745752455
and that's how you get an std
>>745748293
I was 22 when I hooked up with a former coworker. Honestly the first time was terrible I was nervous as fuck and could not keep it up lol but did manage to make her cum with my fingers at least. The second time was a total 180 and I could not get my dick soft even after busting a few times. Overall id say not bad
>>745748293
13 was a good moment xd
>>745765952
So you made the OP.
This is your fault.
>17
>bullied this chick when i was 12?
>she was also 12
>she turned up at my house one day
>she gave me a bj and rode me
>no std, kids of whatever
>this still surprises me.
>implying I've lost it
>>745765799
>weeks had passed since the fire and felt like this shit aint happening
>we all go to same woods again to get fucked up
>she comes with
>already pissed as fuck
>everyone leaves to go to the shop and as i start to walk with them she stops me
>she starts kissing me and waits a little longer then runs off the same direction
>everyone is out of sight ands shes waiting for me
>she stops feels my cock and kisses me again
>she does this a few times until we get to store
>get in there and cant find anyone so head back
>on way we start feeling each other up and i think this still has a chance
>walking to woods again and find everyone "fuck"
>all walking same direction but we where at the end of the line of people
>she tells me not this time and pulls me off other direction
>we walk to a dog path that had a little shaded area just off the path
>she lays me down and tells me that were going to do it
>at this point we are both drunk her more than me but virgin af so wasnt complaining
>she gets right to it and gets my cock out and gives me head
>Oh boi
>i get the condom ive had in my wallet since my 16th birthday and put it on
>she sits on top of me and slides it in
>as she does this see a dog walker running past but didnt care
>lasted longer than expected
>went down on her
>after i fingered her till she said she was done
>went back to woods
>got even more drunk
>told everyone what happened
>lost my wallet
>mfw i just lost my virginity
>mfw the first time was cock blocked by fire
>>745754894
details pls
>>745751793
Spotted the virgin
I'm an oldfag now so things were a lot different when I was growing up. We didn't have the pressure of dating and wondering if the girl liked us. We were arranged in marriage and knew that woman hated us. We had to take care of her and she was doubting us from the beginning.
I was eight years-old when I was pushed into the workforce. Being from the Appalachian area I began as a tunnelrat for a coal mining company because I could fit through the cracks and holed with dynamite. The other guys couldn't because the old pedo's had beer bellies they would look over when they pushed my legs back.
My parents tried to help me look straight and not like a target by arranging a marriage between me and a Pentecostal woman of 32 years but this brought new problems on its own and the old men thought it was even funnier, and hotter, that they were forcing themselves on a straight married man.
I started drinking by nine years of age. When the old pedo's were watching their time pieces waiting to go home I felt only dread. My wife was much larger than I and all that we had in common was sex. It felt like school all over again when I would have to face the bully at the flagpole. Drinking also gave me a propensity to swear and she would put me over her knee and spank my ass.
All my life people have been taking advantage of my ass so I now I'm older, wiser, and divorced. I also have a Urara body pillow. Taking charge of my life has made me into the very thing I loathed and feared in those dark tunnels of my youth.
14-asked classmate to be fwb
she says yes
I go over to her house
We never actually do anything just cuddle and watch movie
Go to her house again
Put pee pee in her girl pee pee
Go back like every other week
Do all sorts of crazy shit and positions
All my friends are hella jealous
Got a girlfriend stopped fucking
Yea
>>745748293
14
decent enough chick,
felt so warm,
condoms hurt
disappointed
>>745754933
No, technically you're a kumdumpsta
>>745767566
pretty much the story of everybody in this dump.
>>745751145
>weed
>drugged
>>745752313
why two chevrons nigga?
>be newfag
>do unnecessary shit because it's my first day
17, coed sleepover and I happened to be sleeping next to a girl who recently broke up with her girlfriend (she's Bi) and she came onto me with rebound sex, we are dating to this day
>Be 14
>Autistic as fuuuuuckkk
>forced to play football
>not your average sperg, 6'5 310lbs
>play for a while, maks friends
>invite me to concert at local bar
>getkrunk.exe
>get taken by drunk bitch
>go into bathroom
>we frick frack for about 30 mins
>Highschool ID falls out of pocket
>She freaks and jets it
>mfw i had to hear this the next morning cause i didnt remember shit
17 to a 15 year old pregnant girl. She was cute though.
>>745748620
>>eating out a hooker
that's not how we do things.
>Be 12
>Fishing with dad
>Catching huge salmon from boat
>Teaches me how to filet fish
>get idea
>Filet salmon and slap two slabs together
>go below deck
>Pull off rubber overalls
>Place the raw fish around benis
>start to stroke it
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>hear footsteps coming below deck
>panic
>Quickly nut into fish
>put pants and rubber overalls back on
>what do with fish?
>dad comes down stairs
>"Woah nice filet cuts anon, you're a pro."
>look guilty as fuck
>takes my semen fish from me
>dad throws cum fish into cooler
>come home and sweat beads over cum fish in cooler
>mom seasons all the filets
>see the one I fucked
>shaking
>goes on grill
>horrified as my mom eats my cum fish.
>"The fish is delicious, great catch guys."
>Cry into pillow that night.
20. Fairly anticlimactic...
>With (chubby) girl in studio watching tv
>Why not lay down, it's more comforable?
>extend sofa into bed
>blah blah i have a small dick
>Girl: let me be the judge.
>Giggedy
1h foreplay, ejaculated within 1 minute. Loved it.
Afterwards the girl turned out to be a total brainwashed politically correct bitch and now got FAT AF.
I fucked a classmate when I was 11.
>>745748293
>both be 14
>dating or like a month or two or some shit
>always play with her pussy or get hand jobs from bitch but never head
>one day chillen in her house
>11 year old brother in his room and 2 year old in the living room
>smol house so we go to her room to fuck around
>decide we want to fuck so we fuck for like 5 minutes
>both cum i creampie
>she gets worried and starts crying
>parents get home so dip out of room and sit in living room
>lmao at the fact that she didnt get to clean herself up so she was sitting with cum in her panties and parents in kitchen
break up with the bitch 2 years later after finding another chick and stealing her from this faggot
>mfw she didnt end up pregnant
>be 20
>depressed af ready to kill myself
>decide to lose virginity to some online escort
>book a hotel call one up
>she arrives, rides, sucks and jerks my dick
>i can't cum because of the medication I was taking
>she apologizes, hugs me and leaves
>didn't even kill myself after
pic relevant
>>745749104
true poetry
I'm glad I had the sense to keep my virginity instead of losing it at 13, 14, or 15. Why the fuck were you man-whores having sex so young?
>>745748293
>>745753784
>>>745753561
>>And my little sister yelling
>what?
She was yelling "Daddy does it better than you do"
16.
Face Fucked my petite but older cousin after a whole afternoon of her grinding against me in the pool where no one could see.
Ok here it goes,
>be me
>be 17 YO kissless virgin
That's about it
>>745749417
this article was written in 1982, the man in the article was 35...
you got bullied by a 25 year old and assuming you were around their age that makes you 70 years old, and even if you were a toddler you'd still be in your 50s by now
nice
18 and 4 months.
having a distance relationship. 2nd time we see eachother. we havnt kissed yet. I was going to sleep at her house cause she lives near a amusement park and we would go on sunday. theres a matras on the ground next to her bed. still didnt kiss her. i was like
im gonna sleep... see you tommorow...
she was like. youre not going to sleep next to me without having sex. okey. i say i dont have condom. she says is okey shes taking pills. it took 4 hours total. my longest ever. we ended up sleeping on a bench in the amusement park because we havnt slept al night
>>745752024
Ay yo wassup anon. You called?
I've always been a fat fuck and bad with the ladies so at 17 I looked online for a prostitute. I saw the average price was around $200 (Aus) for an hour. so I saved for a few weeks (jobless) so I went back online and looked again. I felt like I wasn't good enough for a hot girl so I went to a 40yo BBW. I got there paid the money, and she started sucking me off feels good. I ask to eat her out, smells gross but as a virgin i say what the hell, as I start licking I get a bit of tp on my tongue start to gag and proceed to fuck and lasted about 20 minutes. We lay there for a while and she asks if I want to go again. I say sure but can barely get it up again so I spend $200 for an hour and only had half an hour. Didn't care bc I felt like a man finally. 6 years later I'm addicted to prostitutes and spend any spare money on them. Gf doesn't know. Recently found the whore i lost my v plates to and plan on seeing her again for the first time since. I think I need help.
>>745748293
At my 26 with a woman of 23 that is similar to your picture. I know her since childhood but lost contact 11 years ago. We re encountered thanks to facebook. We fucked 3 times that day. And the 3 fucks lasted 5 hours each one. Thanks god i was in good shape. Only stopped to drink and eat fruits. Was a FuckMarathon. 10/10.
The problem is that im a fucking a-social. So i do not like hangout. Also im good looking. That is a shame. Because i have no excuses. Fucking brain.
>>745752313
How did the relationship end?
>>745748293
When I was 16. I had a legit girlfriend for the first time. We just decided to fuck because she knew I was a virgin and wanted it. Fucked like rabbits for a couple years before we broke up because I was moving away.
