VOCAROO THREAD!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fQ2Wywhjqj
>OP will voice any request that gets dubs!
>beyond that, shorter requests get quicker replies
>other anons encouraged to do voices too
>lewd requests always okay! Feel free to give voice direction with your requests as well. I have decent range
>singing requests may be ignored depending on how busy the thread is.
Missed you fuckers.
"Suck my fat futa cock"
faggots
long time no see
>>745740524
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0mnqLbPPb8K
Off to a good start
>>745740537
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0sCoFBABmhp
>>745740625
Same goes to you. <3
>>745740325
"Y'all need jesus in yo lives, you filthy sinners"
>>745740958
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0t00zhOUSvf
Warming up still
Your favorite wrestling body? Mine is Shawn Michaels (circa 97)
Shawns Physique in the mid/late 90's was very impressive. He has a naturally lean frame and his ample muscle mass really complemented this. Great defined abs and body shape that could make any girl blush. An aspect i loved of his body was the rugged coating of body hair. It really complimented his 'boy coming into manhood' phase. I often find my self watching his old matches just to stare and look at his 'sexy boy' body. Any dance move he performed really showcased his pristine body. A complete joy to watch especially his strip down of entrance attire. Sometimes i replay it numerous times. The reveal of his bare torso never ceases to excite me. Shawn will forever be my 'boy toy'
Requesting this, please.
Hey Daddy. Sit down. Yes, sit down. *pause* Happy father's day. I did something really special for you this year. *giggles* Can you guess what it is? No, it's not a physical gift...well, not entirely. *giggles* Well you know how you keep going on about how you hate niggers, daddy? How they're lazy and useless? Well I let one fuck me. Hehe. Yeah. I let one stain me. He ruined your perfect little girl, daddy. And he knocked me up. Shot a big load of nigga nut deep in my white pussy. Are you shaking, daddy? Why are you so angry? He made me feel really good... Slid that big dirty nigger cock into me. No condom. I didn't want a condom from him, daddy. Those are for white boys. My you're hard *giggles*. Here, let me sit on your lap and tell you more. *pause* He was so big and strong, daddy. Much bigger and stronger than you. He was really jacked, because he had just gotten out of jail. I know you said that's where they all belong, that's why I picked one that you'd approve of, Daddy. Aren't I thoughtful? Here, unzip my back, help me take this dress off. Daddy, stop looking at me like that! Remember, this body is for niggers only. Big, strong, and thugged out. Hands off! He fucked me tonight daddy, after he found out he put a niglet in me. Yeah, a coal black niglet. Gonna grow to be a thug, just like his daddy. No harvard for him. He's gonna run the streets, slinging crack, all while I get off to it. Gonna throw his life away, and I'm gonna fucking love it. Here daddy, take my flip flops off. That's it. Now massage my feet. Get hard while I tell you that I'm going to cum hard in the courtroom when the judge gives my nigger son life. My toes gonna curl just like they're curling in your hand right now daddy, knowing that my black bastard killed a white boy and got sent to jail. Fuck yes. You see that, daddy? That's nigga cum leaking out of my pussy. Uh uh, you don't get to touch. Only niggers get that. Why? Because they fuck like animals, daddy.
>>745741216
Continued
I remember when you called them that, it got me curious. And you're right daddy, they ARE animals. Animals in bed. They never get tired. White boys get winded, niggers don't. Look at all that crack dealer cum dripping out of me. Uh huh. Okay daddy, you can whip out that pathetic little dicklet, just this once. Say "Thank you, for letting me stroke, babygirl". *pause* Good boy. That nigger slid so deep into me tonight. I wish you were there helping hold back my legs while he did. Feeling my feet arch while he dripped that african sweat all over me. He likes when I talk like you, daddy. He loves knowing you're a racist. He makes me call him all sorts of nasty names while he stuffs me. I call him a big stupid nigger, a dirty black dropout. He's just a prison stud, and he gets to fuck me. Not those nerdy little white boys at school. The last white boy who gave me chocolates and flowers on valentines day got pummeled by my black daddy. Uh huh, he's black daddy. You're just regular old white daddy. You wanna hear something really nasty? I only fuck that big violent ape when he does something to hurt a white boy. When he robs one, I suck him off. When he beats the shit out of one, I fuck him. I always told that I would only give him the gift of life when he took one away...uh huh. That's right, daddy. I let that bid ghetto gorilla knock me up because he killed a white boy. That nigger blew a cop's brains out, while I sat in the car and watched. I came so hard watching that. Keep stroking, pindick. Think about how your lineage is ruined. How instead of a nerdy, puny, white boy baby, a crack baby is going to slide outta me. Uh huh. That's it. You getting close, daddy?
>>745741198
Oh shit, we're getting spammed
>>745740725
https://clyp.it/yx2d3t5m
we missed her
>>745741249
Continued
Think about how much stronger my nigger daddy's sperm is than yours. How he shoots, big strong, african warriors, and you just cum short, fat, balding retards. Good boy. His murdering drug dealer sperm lives on in my belly, and yours is going to die on the floor. That's it. Abort those little shits, you fucking weakling. Yes...fuck yes. Cum for me. Shoot those danny devitos onto the ground while a ving rhames grows inside my belly. YES!! *pause* Did you like that, daddy? I did too. *kiss* I gotta go now, daddy, I've got a date with my baby's daddy.
>>745741216
>>745741249
>>745741282
The void sucks at your soul. It is content to feast slowly.
>>745741401
I wish I didn't have this kink but I do. Any help is appreciated.
>>745741216
>>745741249
>>745741282
>incest cuckold
Every time I think I can't get any more disillusioned with life
>>745741460
holy shit he's serious
>>745741478
I hate incest. So incest cucking is really the natural order of things, no? People who want incest getting cucked. Sounds good and wholesome imo
>>745741198
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0rlLpbeQiXI
>>745741535
Plot twist: I'm part black. Makes the kink even more shameful, but it's hot af. I know it's ridiculous and stupid but it turns me on.
>>745741216
>>745741249
>>745741282
>>745741633
I actually wish I could make fun of you, but the sad part is I relate to having a weird fucking kink.
>>745740325
DEATH TO ALL NIGGERS AND KIKES, RACE WAR NOW, IM GOING TO CUM ON YOUR CORPSES YOU FUCKING SHIT SKINS TE-HE
>>745741449
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0YORIiRyeEX
>>745741838
kill me when
"Ayy say mane. Say mane. Whered's. White girls at?"
>>745740725
I love you. Thanks
>>745741271
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vx47tPvM6q
>>745741460
Buddy jusr.. email me. Im not reading that shit right now. Pick something shorter.
[email protected]
>>745741793
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hzyyse1oQX
>>745742447
Okay, could you do an short improv, taking the role of a mother telling her son why she loves her other son more? How the listener is a fat, short, balding, pindick, and how her other son is a tall hung muscular jock, so mommy lets him bully the listener, but if the listener dares to fight back, there will be consequences?
>>745742095
Present yourself to me
>>745742345
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0yt3wsvYrjw
>>745742374
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0T0Al4i6Iso
"I really, really, really like this image"
>>745742619
I should've asked you to say it as black as possible since it's black speak
>>745742703
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0kj1qeGO5wN
>>745742760
I figured it just doesn't even sound organic for that.
>>745742760
>since it's black speak
No, it's cringe speak. The bullshit white people make up to sound black is cringey af
>>745742828
Kek
>>745740325
say "Pull my hair and fuck me hard, daddy!"
Incest, Wincest, GET OVER IT
Zombie blowjob.
I don't know what that would sound like but I assume you've got something for me.
>>745740325
"Stuff me and fatten me up like a piggy"
>>745740325
Do this laugh https://youtu.be/4ZUlv3lCYFU
Where ya been Rev?
"It's time to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass"
-Dick Kickem
"Oh noes, I slipped. How bad it would be if someone was to exploit this and ravage the area."
"Nigga, get your ass over here!". Seriously nigga where ya been???
>>745742959
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ymFbiYgRye
>>745742963
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RqQqa3ZIA3
>>745742998
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ffJWb0MkVy
Best improv request 10/10
"That's it, baby, keep lifting those weights. more. MORE. I need you big and strong if you're going to be my protector. Scrawny, flabby boys don't get pussy. I need a big muscular bull-stud to pin me down and breed me. Make me feel dainty and helpless. That's it. More reps. More sets. Higher plateaus. I want your body built for hand to hand combat, fucker. Make me want you, and become an adonis."
>>745743050
Also, do you have a discord?
>>745740325
Welcome back Revy! 1 boobs and or boob sweat pls!
Why do I feel the urge to rape you when you say something stupid? is it because of how stupid you are or how pissed I am at you, you worthless piece of shit, I hate you and your family, I wish you would kill yourself son.
>>745743300
wow
>>745740325
"shut the fuck up Donny. You're out of your element"
"Don't you fucking kinkshame me!"
>>745740325
VOCAROO GIRL! I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0pGkYV0D6Yn
>>745742447
>>745742619
https://clyp.it/qtfnn4ft
>>745743460
Her name is Rev
>>745743010
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XjORCM1H0e
>>745743039
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0pXD3obNQWL
>>745743050
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0VepgsY0Rnn
Also duckbringer #4609 or join my server /6nfrDv
>>745743635
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0VepgsY0Rnn
Ohhhh... Texas?
>>745743130
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GquBGGo8Xf
>>745743158
https://vocaroo.com/i/s06sVFP7UFii
>>745743207
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vp1Ta91mfN
omae wa mou shindeiru
>>745743490
Share? That you?
>>745743635
Thanks
>>745743244
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ffJWb0MkVy
Jesus, that was better than I expected.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide not "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes,killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of haveing even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY EXCUSE COMMISS, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP it you fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on a subforum in an anonymous website. You all better be grateful that I don't know any of your faces or where you live.
I'll fucking spit on you.
>>745743635
Understandable
>>745743300
best motivational listening for workouts
ever
>>745744111
>trips
DO EET FAGGIT
Can you give us a "乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚" sounding as much as aku as possible?
>>745743300
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0T1damsYLaw
You will pay.
taking requests too I guess
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0pMfJkQ26Nx
>>745743986
no. i go by mne, or russiachan
>>745744326
I hate niggers, I hate Jews, I hate faggots, how about you?
>>745743324
I have plenty of both! But uhh I cant share
>>745743346
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZSO9Bg3GFS
>>745744188
I actually made an entire workout mix of stuff like that if you're interested. I'll be posting part 2 in /soc/ and /fit/ soon.
>>745744439
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LGMh9cd1D5
>>745744480
whoops, forgot to link.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1IZsDtGwWqL
hey rev
so for yearsYEARS been told have an amazing voice from people on phone, in game, randomly most saying something like "do you work in radio?" "you should work in radio" stupid shit like that
any advice for someone who wants to get into narration/voice acting/ etc?
equipment, mics, vocal exercises, etc?
stay awesome and making good voice breads
>>745744480
interested
Rap this.
>>745744288
Amazing, thank you.
Why are you mad at this request?
>>745744326
>>745744529
Oh, interesting accent. Where you from?
>>745744685
Reroll I guess
>>745743417
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0gwDc00QKP0
>>745743449
https://vocaroo.com/i/s147eqONsZDV
Sweddy balls best fetish
>>745743460
You saved piano man!! Man i hate hearing myself sing but im glad i finished it. Glad to have you. Nature happened to me
>>745744697
Austria
I thought fidget spinning was a dumb trend, but then I got mine. I felt the spin, I felt it on my finger, I felt the rush of a good spin. It changed me. I got my spinner ironically, but I was wrong.
Its amazing, I'm smarter, more productive, more focused at work, a simple task is now much better.
Outsiders dont get it, they dont get us. I'm not saying we're better but we're more open minded and probably smarter.
I love this community, and I love this way of life.
>>745743490
Seee you!
>>745743763
Florida
>>745743984
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LjzvMBshgG
>>745744695
>Why are you mad at this request?
Same question, why did recording this of all things piss you off?
>>745744888
>>745744685
Reroll and rap this one too.
>>745744018
Anu time friend
>>745744035
Thanks for the fun request
>>745744111
Oh shit nigga
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0t96PqvE8bN
I stuttered once plz forgive
Ok twice
>>745744243
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ede61WF8v3
>>745741216
>>745741249
>>745741282
You are fucking pathetic, did you really wait this long for rev to start a thread and request this?
kys you fucking spic
>>745744831
>Austria
Cool! Figured it was something like that, but wasn't entirely sure. Oh, how about "GET TO THE CHOPPER!"?
>>745744755
>You saved piano man!!
Of course, you picked a great song!
>Man i hate hearing myself sing
I used to Karaoke a few times a month. Trust me, it's really not that bad.
>>745744905
>Florida
Damn son. Glad you're still with us though.
>>745744619
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0haL4KqiHec
>>745744695
Because a person on my server is gonna get shits and giggles over this.
.
>>745744685
Times are at 2:20 and 2:59
>>745744685
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0rGGJ1pdO4T
>>745745320
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0t96PqvE8bN
SHE DID IT!
Stomme homos hier op discord ik haat jullie allemaal vooral Lorenz Klein, sterf aan aids stomme ezels
>>745745846
It's Lil Dicky. He can't rap for shit lmao.
>>745745602
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1tKubf94Ftf
can't do any more rn though, sorry!
>>745745454
>kys you fucking spic
Just waiting around to troll me as usual, it seems. I request it, she fills it, everyone is happy. The only pathetic one is you. It's going to keep happening, get over it, loser.
>>745745800
I forgot the damn link
https://youtu.be/OtC4THSrbQ8
>>745744288
Fuck you too.
>>745745970
>over the top
And many keks were had. Thanks dude!
>>745744888
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0aTxzDOjXch
>>745744962
It was such a good troll for me for personal reasons i thought it was intentional
Is this the faggot parade? Isn't it?
>>745745452
Many thanks my nigga.
>>745746031
Btw make me a short script. I cant improv for shit about that
>>745745654
exactly the kind of stuff I was thinking too
used to make vocaroo threads here and there thinking about getting back into it just for like you said practice and trying things normally wouldn't try, all that
thanks for the info, appreciate it
stay awesome
>>745745602
Practice makes perfect I guess. And yeah, it was a pretty shit storm but we only lost the food in our fridge
>>745744111
>>745744888
Say dis
>>745746271
I am a failure.
>>745746199
Yeaah lets make a baby! Aaaaah Fill my pussy with your warm load Michael! Lets cum together a aah!
>>745745879
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0eysyiX6Ty6
>>745745938
Oh that explains it
>>745746253
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HqUN1QcSsT
>>745746232
Nah, I'm just a fatty who likes to use sexual arousal as exercise motivation.
>>745746276
I mean how about just picking random lines from that long script? Just pic a few to make a paragraph's length recording, that would be cool.
>>745745938
People swear he's nice but he's just a culture vulture who uses "fast rap" tropes to create the appearance of being a good rapper.
>>745746770
Exactly.
>>745746271
Any time. Was fun
>>745746332
Good luck my man. If i see you do a thread i might join in too. Take care!
>>745746433
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1yjDbWg0sZ4
>>745746031
>Loser
The guy with the disgusting nigger fetish calling someone a loser, ok.
You truly are stupid and pathetic
>>745746276
>>745746694
Of course, youre also a lazy spic as well. She just asked you to make a short one, why are you telling her to pick a line? Fucking retard
>>745746607
Thats pretty nifty
"TU TU RU!"
>>745747016
>>745747016
>>745747016
Holy fuck this
>>745746952
Nice. Say dis.
"Ayy LMAO"
Brb stuffing pizza in my face and grabbing battery
say "Nice sword, but nuns are supposed to threaten people with a ruler."
That's it. Pinch those nipples. Shiver and shake for me. You popped that little blue pill, and now you're on the edge. Think about me pointing my toes and how much that makes my soles arch. You about to pop? Go ahead, shoot that colony all over the place. Stain your floors with billions of little dying orphans. FUCK YES. Good boy.
gay as fuck nigga
Requesting "The Jew fears the samurai."
>>745740325
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fQ2Wywhjqj
FU
>>745747062
>>745747121
rerolling then
>>745747213
this is my fetish nigga
"It's nothing personal. Scratch that, it totally is."
Flash tits please
>>745747344
>>745746984
>The guy with the disgusting nigger fetish
I'm part black, dumbass.
>Of course, youre also a lazy spic as well.
And yet you're too lazy to us an apostrophe.
How do my requests effect you in the slightest? Just request what you want and shut the fuck up. Why complain?
"Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon: No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious."
>>745747535
t. Putin
>>745746607
Hey man, happy to help. Wasnt the worst request and was well written
>>745747442
>>745747481
>Why complain
No one is complaining here you fucking dumb nigger.
>Part black
That explains why youre such a stupid pathetic person.
How about you do us all and your family a favor and kys
"Ha! I fucking told you."
"Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon: No matter how good I am at chess, the pidgeon is just going to sit by somebody else who has more bread than me, shit on the board, and fly away causing me to cry in public as I lay down my kind, give up, and die a little on the inside."
>>745741712
What's this mean?
>>745747016
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1QrzWYLejDe
>>745747062
https://vocaroo.com/i/s10KA1dYwtw1
>>745747783
>No one is complaining here you fucking dumb nigger.
You always complain every time I request raceplay, you fucking autistic sperg.
>>745747088
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1EukhHrYEB2
>>745747200
Dubs!
>>745747890
Its a slavic "what the fuck am I reading"
>>745747150
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZDRU6NVI51
Paraphrase oops
>>745747867
king*
kill me
I love you Joshua
say "you got lucky, asshole! I was already exhausted from defeating that pompous shit lord... there you go fucker! now stay down while I finish this!"
>>745747904
Nice. Now say dis.
And now niggers, nigger lovers, libtards, faggots, traps and fetish freaks it's time for the Looney Coons and their new smash hit "Sheeeeit!"
yo mamma rappa dappy doo
kill dapigs and scrappy too
bang da hoes drop ya droes
look muh big black cock
get muh bling out da muhfukn hock
sheeeit she says sheeeit
hit dat cracka ass hard like a whip
on a nigga ass
sheeeeeeiiiiiitt
do da time fo da crime
like workin five ta nine
for a dime and a rhyme in time
on muh ebt card
sheeeit she says sheeeeit
hit dat cracka ass
sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiit
So you're next? It figures that she would use some white knight to fight this lost battle for her. Well, for your sake I sure hope you have full medical coverage buddy, because when I'm done with you, you're going to need it!
>>745747904
Yes! I like how you executed it!
Here's a link to the original anyways
https://youtu.be/ImhfIv5NSqY
I'm Revy, and I fucked a hurricane! MY COCK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS
>>745748208
Please jerk it
say dis
>>745747923
Are you too stupid to see the irony in your replies?
>you fucking autistic sperg
Projecting much?
>>745747200
https://vocaroo.com/i/s14tsBK1gUjT
>>745747213
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1EZ8yvYUOOm
>>745747280
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1uWIFAMyXUq
>>745747410
https://vocaroo.com/i/s12p0p4eWCDH
>>745747419
>>745748387
No. Just get off my ass and mind your own business. Everyone here has different requests, most of which others find stupid. Why complain?
They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That's* the *Chicago* way!
In your best Sean Connery voice
>>745747535
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1mE3dLPgwJc
Bad accent because why not
>>745748531
fuck yes, thanks
>>745748451
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s14tsBK1gUjT
Thank you!
Second request: Can you make a recording telling this guy >>745746984 to stfu
>>745740325
"Hail Hitler Faggots"
Glad you've got power back Rev. Did you have any damage?
I lost some trees but nothing major.
>>745747843
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1dC2ZCJZv2E
>>745747867
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sX0mRqqcAK
>>745748073
https://vocaroo.com/i/s10cn2or2OdP
>>745740325
"you can fuck me right here travi, just don't let my parents hear" - thanks in advance! <3
>>745748895
much thanks
did not die a little on the inside this day
I'll never understand why people come to threads they don't like and just ramp up their butthurt by 1000%
Just don't click on it, stop coming to a party where people are having fun and complaining. Fuck. This isn't your safe space
>>745748075
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1aiE5CsvV6k
>>745749147
Welcome to /b/. All the threads are shitted, Andy six, wwyd, bout let's infest am OC thread and shit on it.
>>745749277
pretty much
>>745748152
https://vocaroo.com/i/s19UiB1eIYJV
>>745748156
https://vocaroo.com/i/s15wXCqhgLxQ
>>745749147
WAHHHH SOMEONE CALLED ME OUT ON MY DISGUSTING NIGGER FETISH
Why dont you fuck off already nigger
"I'm a sexy bitch, I know it, you know it, old man peterson from down the street knows it."
>>745748193
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1elydwIgHxU
I redid it at bae's request
I like your voice, sounds kinda cute.
Mind saying some tsundere weeb shit like
"It's not like I'd like you or anything, you b-baka!"?
>>745741271
Cute
>>745740325
Fart into your mic
>>745748177
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1mqYirjK9Jt
>>745749554
why did i laugh so much at this?
>>745749465
Amazing. Thank you!
>>745748208
https://vocaroo.com/i/s13FLFnyg13G
>>745748382
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1YIdxD4Whg8
>>745748387
You care too much
>>745748561
You write too much
Does anyone else remeber penis inspection day in elementary school?
>>745749851
Ya in the locker room? I remember that
>>745740325
Been a hot minute bb!
"We just call it 'the box' - it's a specialized tool for orgasm therapy. I know it may sound nice, but the girls hate it. See, the troublemakers are willful. When you strap them in, and they can't move, and there's no one to badmouth, all they can do is think about how *we're* the ones in control. They can't even tell their bodies to stop coming, that's on us too. Just... slide this dial up... and she's gonna lose her fucking mind in there.
After a while, they stop squirming so much. Look how long poor Emma's been here, she probably doesn't remember anything but coming anymore, *does* she?"
>>745748677
dubs!
>>745749851
Yeah but only the retarded kids fell for it I had to try something else
>>745749733
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1YIdxD4Whg8
The audible disgust at the end.
>>745748604
>>745748604
https://vocaroo.com/i/s17sr54BEqJG
>>745749851
>tfw my penis inspector was a gay man >"b-but i-i'm not gay why can't I be checked by the female inspector?" >"haha! Yeah, sure anon."
>could only get a semi from him jerking it with a rubber glove
>just under 6"
>"Sorry anon, you haven't reached the length limit we're gonna have to amputate it"
>MY DICK WOULD'VE BEEN A SOLID 7" IF THE QT FEMALE INSPECTOR WAS DOING IT
>>745749554
>>745749802
SECONDING THIS
PUT MIC NEXT TO ASS AND FART!!!!! DO IT REVY
>>745746984
>>745748677
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JsOrEq5KhT
>>745748612
Thanks, Revy!
>>745750034
Lol it was still funny so it served its purpose
>>745748830
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1A5qcX61BwI
>>745748886
Fence went down but thats all, and the power being off. Fuck Duke Energy.
Glad you made it out okay too
>>745750214
10/10 for the kawaii hail hitler, thank you
>>745750214
How could I forget about the fence... same here. My whole neighborhood is without fences because they were all old and shitty.
Day after the storm it was like my yard grew 4x and I had 2 new pools
>>745749179
thanks
>>745749095
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1TZj4buqOIE
>>745749147
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1fxW9eppHd6
>>745740325
I would kill all my family just to smell rchan's dirty socks
If you can do a British accent, I'd be enternally grateful:
Widow? Shut up and kiss me.
>>745749459
https://vocaroo.com/i/s10IY1Gx8HOJ
Requesting an improv where you sexualize abortion and try to make it sound as legitimately sexy as possible.
>>745749147
F A G G O T
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>>745740325
kill me please anon
>>745749491
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1l9dLrLFXDi
>>745750556
Yeah. He's the one trying to have a good time. What a fag!
"Are we really going to let little Miss Spanish Inquisition do as she pleases? This feels so wrong, man."
>>745750430
That was great, and fitting for the butthurt anons in here
>>745749554
I have no gas to pass so you get fake fart
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1xdnbl6ZlNt
>>745750589
>Tsundere Revy
You should have just killed him! Let your enemy die as a warrior in battle, or at the very least with his manhood intact. It is the honorable thing to do.
She's tore up plenty, but she'll fly true.
>>745746232
>was such a good troll for me for personal reasons i thought it was intentional
Requesting you elaborate on this.
>>745749851
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1F8nIzdO6or
I am here now, but I must eat first.
>>745750640
>samefagging this hard
You do realize its not just one person telling you to leave and calling you a pathetic faggot right?
How sad
>>745750430
>>745750670
>T-thanks R-revy! Fuck the trolls!!!
>>745749910
https://vocaroo.com/i/s19Gylpj8Ehc
Missed you dude! Thanks for dropping a request
"No! We're going to take him to a real medical doctor for real medical treatment."
>>745750690
Put your mouth onto your arm, blow, and make a really loud fart noise.
>>745750364
Irmas tree trimming service, amirite?
>>745750434
My socks would scare the soul out of your body and avenge your family
>>745740325
Why are you doing this exactly?
Just for fun? This isn't a request, just wanted to know.
>>745750438
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kO41EOPbxD
>>745750430
thank you that was perfect ^^
>>745751312
I love you....
>>745740325
Back there I can fly a gun ship, I can drive a tank,
I was in charge of a million dollar equipment.
Back here I can't even hold a job parking cars!
Where is everybody?
I had a friend who was there for us.
There were all these guys, man.
Back there were all these fuckin guys!
who were my friends!
back here there's nothing!
Remember Dan Forest?
Wore this black headband.
I took one of his magic markers, and I said "if found...
mail this to Las Vegas",
because we were always talking about Vegas.
And this fucking car. this fucking 58 Chevy convertible
he was talking about his car
he said he would cruise till the tires fell off.
In one of these barns a kid came up
this kid carrying a shoe shine box.
''Shine please, shine?''
He kept on asking. Joe said ya.
I went to get a couple of beers.
And the box was wired. He opened up the box...
Fucking blew his body all over the place.
He's laying there and he's fucking screaming...
there's pieces of him all over me!
And I'm trying to pull them off, you know...
my friend! it's all over me!
I got blood and everything and...
I'm trying to hold him together, I put him together
the fucking entrails keep coming out!
And nobody would help!
They only go ''I want to go home!''
just calling my name.
''I want to go home, Johnny!
I want to drive my Chevy!
But I couldn't find his legs.
''I can't find your legs!''
I can't get it out of my head.
lt was seven years.
Every day it hurts.
Sometimes I wake up and don't know
where I am. I don't talk to anybody.
Sometimes a day.
Sometimes a week.
I can't put it out of my mind.
In a loli voice plz
>>745751311
She's trying to impress me.
>>745750550
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qpFCN5hu3O
>>745751040
I don't see a (you) there.
Jeez, I wish /b/ had ID's.
>>745750589
Nice one, arigatou.
>>745751399
Hahaha, that pic is hilarious!
>>745751402
LMAO you were good for the 10 seconds you could keep it together
>>745740325
"please come down my throat, *mmphf* *swallow*" in your normal voice :)
>>745750585
https://vocaroo.com/i/s13JOJSZOpQV
>>745750669
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1OicTk4oAMM
>>745750670
>>745751040
If either one of you is taking this argument seriously you need to reevaluate your lives
>>745751637
Taking it seriously? Na. Just commenting on what's being put out
>>745751637
Raceplay anon here. I understand my requests are touchy and I personally wish I didn't have this kink, but you'd be annoyed too if every time you request some raceplay some dude rants and raves about it.
>>745751311
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1mc565YFk77
>>745751118
Glad to be back! I only lost power for like a day, so I've been hosting my less fortunate friends.
>>745750511
good stuff
>>745751424
Aww, did he make you that upset? Go away, you already got your request and see a psychologist you loser
>>745751755
>I like the "community" on /b/
>>745751868
And yet you can't seem to stop paying attention to what I do. Stop fixating on my requests and comments and just focus on you.
>>745751875
Seriously dude. It's shit but counter culture in general is. Ive been here for so long even when its shit it feels comfy
>>745751755
>tfw Revy is the true queen of /b/
>tfw you have no face
"I lost 15 pounds since I joined kek watchers. I am quite literally laughing my ass off"
>>745751755
(not a request)
Actually sane humans on /b/? I always thought such beings only existed in rumors.
Pretty cool tho, keep it up!
>>745751948
How cute! Sorry, but you're the one who is fixated here kid. Again, just leave already you're shitting up the thread.
>>745750757
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NOgRQZUcaV
Looked dead, didn't I? But I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that. Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma. A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill.
>>745751136
Reroll
>>745751985
agreed
>>745752179
That was awesome, thank you!
>>745740325
What do you think of ASMR?
Give us your best "BAKA"
Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like normally. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is misshapen which makes me want to vomit even more. As for your hair, lol. Seriously, you need to do something. You look like a horse. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins /damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. Don't even let me start on the pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. It’s hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY ' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average human. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
>>745752074
Cliché
>>745750797
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HFZSm7q80o
>>745750884
https://vocaroo.com/i/s16641d2U8kB
>>745750939
Rem!
Put up a voice sample. I mean threads almost dead but still
>>745751131
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1aodUBurYyz
>>745740325
We are still waiting your fucking cosplay you know
>>745751136
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1B4djsHC3B1
>>745752117
I request my scripts, and you complain every time. I'm going to keep requesting these, and since rev doesn't have a problem recording them, you're wasting your time.
>>745752384
Then make a new one ;-;
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1q33H5RP9Ah
^old recording if anyone wants to know my voice
>>745752461
She's waiting for a Slav to skin people with her
>>745752595
>that voice in that context
>>745751377
Uh give me a minute my brain cant compute the formatting for this
>>745751578
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1UtXGEY8AGp
>>745751858
Ah nice. Yeah my city is still packed with people from south florida
>>745752707
https://vocaroo.com/i/s09WhKxEUHjz
>>745752074
>sane
HAHAHHAAHAHAhaha..
Lurk more
say "Fine whatever, All I'm saying is that aliens from other planets are real."
>>745751985
That statement is almost like a curse. Plz no
>>745752034
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JAydNCz98K
*moaning*
>>745752858
OH SHI-
>>745752806
and so begins my furious masturbation while hitting the play button
Moan for like 30 seconds like you're really into it
Hi Rev :)
Could you read this please?
"Listen up, Jew. I came here to have a good time, not to have Steinberg turn me into gay terrorist"
>>745752858
Wew, even still
Im going another thread tomorrow after work for sure. Sorry you caught this one late
>>745752858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHxW4lztFTg
>>745752806
Yeah its sylvester stallone crying and screaming so it was already kind of fucked in the movie
where do i find rev-tier gf?
>>745753461
in dreams
>>745752207
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JfBN1pQGdW
>>745752998
Something wrong?
>>745753097
Well darn. Oh well, hope to fulfill lewd stuff next time
>>745753268
I'm not a rapist.
I just like lewd cuddles.
>>745752350
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1BkvqyfhqJR
>>745752360
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WzdK3z1lkb
>>745752461
Soon TM
>>745752595
Phone is kill. If i didnt work in the morning id do one tonight
>>745752954
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ogS8AlhmHl
Thanks for being such a good sport, revy considering people mostly come to fap to your Loli lewds
>>745752965
>>745753093
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1hJggxJ77Sh
>>745753074
>>745753094
https://vocaroo.com/i/s16fTsuCjCUU
>>745753461
The internet
>>745753975
>tfw cumming to a rev thread near you
>>745753975
That did sound quite convincing.
>>745753717
>I just like lewd cuddles.
Are there any other kind?
>>745753741
Have you ever considered doing it yourself?
>>745753895
https://vocaroo.com/i/s03JBuU8WOJp
Alright fellas, my email is [email protected], if i missed your request or skipped it due to length feel free to shoot me an email.
Also i have a discord where i collect assholes, not for the faint of heart:/6nfrDv
>>745754282
I have! Just haven't gotten set up
>>745753818
>>745753975
Jesus were you masturbating
>>745754282
Normal cuddling?
I personally like being the smaller one
>>745754385
I was acting for the one person lurking these threads that doesnt give a shit about the lewds ;)
Kys avatarfags
