BETA/CRINGE LOSERS THREAD
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BETA/CRINGE LOSERS THREAD
>>745732934
>>745732934
brand new oc
>>745732934
oc
new oc
from yeasterday
bump
I cringed pretty hard reading this
Why are people like this? I'd rather hide in a hole and be alone than put myself out there and look like a fucking retard.
>>745733737
>>745733696
>>745733984
KEK
>>745733002
>oc
>>745734098
>>745734002
Why would someone ever do this? What planet does he live on?
hahaha look at this fucking loser
I swear to god I only started following these cringe threads a few days ago and I already see duplicate posts 50% of the time. Is there so little content or what?
>>745734061
this is the epitome of cringe
>>745734185
here is some oc for you
Social media is a scourge. People don't know how to act anymore.
>>745734181
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>Anonymous 09/20/17(Wed)18:03:02 No.745734061â–¶
this is sad you soulles fagget
>>745734342
*scratches face uncomfortably*
*Overemotes online because of real life autism*
This one is really bad.
>>745734435
If these girls just told these guys to fuck off the world would be a better place.
>>745734489
if im not mistaken someone did research and found out that charm was her moms boyfriend
>>745734362
Wow. Excessive masturbation is the only thing on this list that I do.
>>745734489
"Charm" is her brother.
>>745734171
The only even close to reasonable conclusion I can think of is that he knows her from around campus or another class and that she's such an absolutely shittastic student that he's willing to sacrifice his reputation to get away from her academically.
He's probably just a fucking neckbeard though.
>>745734468
I just hate people so fucking much.
>>745733058
How is this cringe? This kid is a fucking lad
>>745734719
Holy fucking shit dude is right.
>>745733058
this shit is ancient lol and not cringe
>>745732934
ouch. I felt that one.
>>745734821
So she sticks that thing in her pussy, right?
>>745733035
That's kinda hot his sister is hot enough to be worth having wincest
>>745734342
Not oc you autist
>>745733058
That's not new fag
>>745734362
Pretty sure he's not getting calls back because the manager saw a list of irrelevant hobbies and noped it into the trash.
>>745734641
Do people normally call their brothers their "bff"?
>>745734147
this is the male version of what girls do on IG. "look at this thing (oops my body is showing for no reason)"
>>745735210
Brother For Forever.
>>745732934
Friend zoned so hard and publicly that the UN might offer it membership
>>745734362
>bungee jumping and skydiving
Actually, any employer would throw it straight into the bin reading this regardless since it's bullshit almost all of the time. If they can't be fucked to put an actual interest on there, or have the bollocks to admit they're a boring cunt, off you fuck.
>>745733035
you honestly except me reading all of this?
>>745734821
I guess girls can be cringy too. ugh
>>745734713
holy shit thats fucking sweet mate
>>745735416
well, I fapped to it so...
>>745735196
turned pretty alpha in the third block
>>745735294
yeah no
>>745735480
Yeah, there's an entire website for them, it's called Tumblr.
>>745735480
Anytime a girl posts a selfie is cringe. We're just too pussyblind to notice how cringy girls are on social media.
>>745732989
At least he didn't hoverhand her
>>745735667
fucking lol
>>745735416
Just skip around.
tldr is wincest
>>745735755
not cringe, I lol'd
>>745734181
>feels
I through several parties nobody came to in school/
>>745735914
So these people are mentally ill right?
>>745732934
I check these threads to make sure I'm not in any memes.
>>745732989
Idk what's cringe about it just some bitch cockblocking Jarry
>>745733058
Sure. It's not like thats been around the internet for years.
>>745734617
that kick at the end gets me everyime
>>745735777
Where they trying to use flares?
>>745735558
God dammit
>>745735009
did michelle win a peace prize too?
>>745735999
Absolutely. Either genuinely mentally ill or incredibly autistic, which is a personality disorder as opposed to an actual illness, despite what they'll have you believe.
Nice trips btw.
>>745735667
JUST
>>745732934
Damn poor guy
>>745734181
didn't cringe just feel bad for him tbh
>>745736142
looks like he is having a giant dump
>>745736142
That's a pose/facial expression spics do for pics
>>745734181
this isn't a /feels/
>>745736142
The fuck though.
>>745736455
how will nazi fags recover from this one
>>745734670
>the gun tip is orange
>>745736455
why does the "nazi" wear his jeans like a nigger? smells like jewish propaganda to me
>>745736323
>>745733035
where's the cringe? this is hot
>>745736013
its actually a very sad and humanizing scene and he is only acting tough cause his superiors are watching.
>>745734821
I have exactly the same calculator
>>745735810
Are we still wondering why theres so much psycho?
>>745734602
Turned out to be indeed a familiar relationship.
>>745736042
Why do you think attractive girls always have a fat ugly friend? They actually get hit on more since they look so much better by comparison.
>>745736455
this nigga with a swastika armband is in 1939 while were in 2017
>>745733035
How is this cringe?
>>745736622
WHOA BLACK BETTY
>>745734181
Aw man, I'd have come and visited him for some free cake yo.
>>745736869
i fucking hate fags who havent been in the military
but wear army clothes like they are fucking special forces as a civilian
>>745736869
its like cosplay at that point, but cringier since they actually believe they are some elite soldier.
>>745736323
Jej, someone post the twisted cycle path
>>745734342
>O C
>>745737202
not cringe. I like this guy, even if he is Armenian.
>>745736579
underrated.
>>745733696
That bitch looks like princess Fiona with downs syndrome
>>745737127
I've started using a foot rest and it's awesome. I find it works better when my back is bolt upright though.
>>745733002
>Can Photoshop anyone into his pic with him
>Chooses the bridge troll
>>745734050
>I want a pizza
>"Here's a pizza"
>Fuck you I don't want pizza disgusting male cis scum rape rape rape
rate me
>>745733024
>plz respond
EVERY TIME
>>745734061
You can lift all you want but you'll never strengthen your game muscle
>>745733024
>g8mr
>geightmer
>gatemur
>watergate
Questions
Regards, questions frog
>>745734181
On 4chan even a black man gets sympathy for this. After all all people are assholes.....I hate life
>>745736833
This is just a bro breakup fam
>>745734670
Wow that makes them all gay.
Why are bighers so disgusting? I hope that dude reported them to cops with that pic she posted online
>>745734617
Yes YES FUCKING YES KILL JIM EAT HIM ALIIIIIIIIVE YES YES KILL KILL KILL ITS LIKE DA CHRIS HANSON CALL ME THRIR I KNOW I KNOW I COME WITJ BOOM BOOMS CHRIS CUM OIT I GO HI CHRIS I BRING BOOM BOOM FOR SNACK TIEM YPU LIIE SHOW CHRIS YPU LIEK BOOM BOOM LETS GO BOOM BOOM CLICK CLOCK BOOMY BOOM BAM EVEREDY BODY DIE NOW YOU ALL DIE NOW YAY YAG YAYAYAY
>>745734719
Lol I wonder what her next message was underneath
>>745738015
naw cuz only bitches b snitchin
>>745734772
How????
>>745735777
>mig23
>>745737510
supreme gentleman/10
>>745736056
Story?
>>745735457
>Are you calling me a faggot
lemonlaughing.tiff
>>745734617
fuck labs
those and german shepards are always going ape shit whenever I'm walking my dogs
POS dogs
>>745732934
He's actually the better looking one. Give it a few years and he'll be slaying... then she'll be wanting his dick.
>>745735658
Just imagine a looksmatch male in every situation a girl puts herself in online, and you can see how cringy girls are.
>>745737202
This guy is one spicy motherfucker
>>745735810
Black
>People
>>745735503
It would be acceptable if the photoshopped spider tat wasn't there and he was using two tweaked cheap lighters.
>>745738602
No, it would still be fucking dumb
>>745736142
Mark Zuckerberg?
>>745738424
Exactly.
>>745735755
This is the future
>>745736287
Black
>People
Found the Cringiest Loser in the thread
>>745737127
HOW MUCH SHIT IS INSIDE ME?!?!?!????
>>745734181
You all realize that they have more to this and it's one of those "/b/ did something nice to a black person so they aren't racist" type things, right?
>>745737510
vanilla lattes for breakfast/10
These threads make me thankful that I'm too autistic to bother trying to interact with people.
>>745734181
That didn't make me cringe it really just makes me want to contact this guy and be his friend.
>>745735999
I'm a brony and like samurai swords but for fucks shitting sakes people like this need to die several times over Jesus fuck nugget Christ how is it possible for anyone of any race and any age and any amount of brain Damage to do this
>>745738895
You do realize that the same is done anytime something hits us in the feels, regardless of race, sex, etc., right?
>>745733035
That was a good read. Makes me really stop and think "what the fuck am i doing with my life?" Not that i have any sexual attraction to my sister. Thats all I can see her as. (thankfully)
Also, moar like this
>>745738743
>abs
>rest of him sad sack of bones
>>745738981
>I'm a brony and like samurai swords
>>745739004
My dood is sporting a couple light sabres, amirite?
>>745739004
Nudes?
>>745738840
You're full of shit m8
>>745737268
He's a Turk
>>745738840
I'll check and see if you want?
>>745738653
But he would be on fire and that would be cool
>>745736784
Because it's fake as shit?
>>745737487
Kek. This happened you, didn't it, loser.
>>745739316
Proof?
>>745739423
Come on, that's blatantly fake shit, and the incest loner fags eat it up.
>>745734181
I feel for that bro, I've spent my last 7 birthdays alone, it is not a happy feeling.
>>745733058
alpha as fuck
>>745733246
kek, newfag appreciates
>>745738723
Denny?
>>745738840
I lost 12 lbs in one sitting once. Filled the toilet twice and then some. Fucking fiber man don't fall for that shit I passed out when it was over woke up on the floor with my pants down and a trail of anal mucus all over the seat and floor
>>745736455
Gotta admit. Didn't flinch at the jump. My biggest complaint is that you can't talk reason with blacks in the first place; what made him think he could do it with an armband?
>>745739498
Only seven? You'll get used to it. Eventually you'll forget your age. Then you won't even remember your birthday.
>>745733984
He seems cool. Not cringe just making a joke.
>>745734713
>>745739620
That's a guy right?
>>745739684
Umm it's clearly a nonviolent femme queer. Scumlord
>>745736599
What is this from?
>>745737019
>suggesting everyone in the military is 6'2, muscular, chiseled jaw, and actually wearing their proper uniform for an event like this
>>745739643
Aaand this is why abortion needs to be legal.
>>745739721
Is that a yes?
>>745738946
You must not be that bad. If you were truly autistic you wouldn't even be aware of how cringy you are.
>>745739643
Fucking crap tortillas I know these people. Just so you know their family has inbred for over 5 generations. So their is a reason for their cringe. The dude would also bob his head and snake walk through the halls singing off key and slurring the words
>>745739803
I honestly don't know. I think it's a dyke?
>>745734181
he bought the cake 4 days before his birthday, that cake would be shit by then.
>>745735196
R A N C I D S W I N E
>>745739643
She does look like taylor swift though, tbh
>>745734821
tbh I'd probably lick that calculator clean
>>745739750
I mean shit the dude looks like some kind of communist battle Droid based off the Terminator.
>>745739752
Post birth abortion
>>745736142
>>745739806
I guess. People have told me I'm fine but I don't feel fine people tend to like a lot. Plus nobody seems to care whether I'm around or not so idk.
>>745736719
This is true I am the fat ugly friend and it is the only reason I get invited to go out.
>>745735810
so that's why niggers are irrational, angry and incapable of empathy
>>745739877
Could be.
>>745739750
None of those faggots would pass regs, so yes, it's pretty fucking obvious they are not in the military.
>>745738981
>>745740116
Why don't you just lost weight?
Inb4 genetics/or some medical bs
>>745734342
>Oc
Sure, if you are from 5 years ago. Why even pretend you did this?
>>745738840
>>745739899
Nah, he says it's an ice cream cake
>>745740270
He's joking bro, settle down.
>>745733984
Not cringe. His reaction is funny
>>745740000
Nice Quads.
I don't know what dude you're talking about, but know that they are probably facing a group of antifa which are notorious for throwing bottles of urine, m-80's, carrying and using baseball bats and mace. Granted, they aren't uniform so that makes it look tackier than need be, but they are together for something common and certain people choose to great up the way that they do.
I've been hit in the head with a full beer can once. I wish I would have had a helmet.
>>745740310
What's the bandy thing around the end of the pooper?
>>745740291
Haha, this guy thinks women actually want men who respect them.
>>745740089
*AND people tend to LIE a lot."
>>745733024
Holy shit
>>745740316
Fuck this gay earth
>>745740152
>not taking into account people that did their time and got out
>the Pacific Islander is apparently in regs
>certain jobs don't have the particular hair regulations that most are held by
>assuming their gender and what requirements they may or may not meet.
>>745735196
>Don't ignore me you rancid swine
Oh, I am so going to use that.
>>745740421
I don't understand who he thinks he's appealing to.
>>745740234
I am a fat lazy fuck. I used to be over 400 but am down to about 315 now. I am doing a little better but still need to lose a whole nother person. My looks actually hamper my abilities to pick up women more than my size does. Chicks dig a fat confident guy more than most people realize.
>>745740374
pretty ballsy tbh
>>745733058
You gotta admit... The kid got lines
>>745734468
She tryna burn off her fat
It scares me that so many people lack any kind of self awareness.
>>745733058
saw someone post the video of her on here anyone still have it ???
>>745740378
The guy on the far right side. His jaw looks disturbingly unnatural like he was smelted out of steel and cold hard robotic numbers. I bet if he looked your way you'd hear the rrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnn of motors in his neck. Then his eyes light up and a bunch of numbers and shit go through his bio organic neural proccessers. His wrist bends at a 90 degree angle and lasers start shooting from his arm cannon "target aquired, type F hippie detected, switching to eradication mode"
>>745734719
i never realised how bad over emoting got. self narration in their own noir film is probably more accurate hence the fedora. how can anyone talk like that to another person and not think its insane
>>745739835
the fuck is a snake walk?
>>745740419
It's called a pincer band. When the anus is tense, the prostate uses this band to grip it's sphincter. Normally used as a biological reaction to rape, but also used when an unwarranted amount of pressure (large feces amounts) collect to prevent scarring or tearing of the sphincter tissue.
>>745740502
Not cringe, the guy is just telling his fetus to stop fucking with his girl.
>>745734147
his hair looked better before
>>745736622
OH SHIT IT'S AMBERLAMPS
>>745740787
I think you should probably lay off of whatever psychotropics you've been using. It's apparent you've never seen the variants of pacific islanders.
>>745740842
Yeah that's cringe. He's not even there.
>>745734873
Poor dog... I hope he's in jail now.
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>>745738882
holy shit how does a doctor fix that?
>>745734181
kys
>>745739744
The Strain.
Vampire infection tv series
>>745741085
The shittiest way possible. Has to cut the penile glands open so the blood can pour out of the expanded tissue. Wait.... Then remove the rings.
AKA his dick is so fucked.
>>745734617
hahaha fucking dog launches str8 at the hand
>>745741085
Drain it. Unless it's necrotic and then they'll just cut it all off.
>>745734181
feels :(
>>745739515
>Denny
this is a thread for cringe, not alphas
>>745741347
That fuck is seriously suggesting that he's a werewolf. I think we have a winner.
>>745735914
oo bronies, i forgot about those guys.
ready to crank your cringeometer up to fucking ELLEVEN!?
for real, this youtube vid makes this post look like a 1 possibly a 2 on the 'ol cringeometer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSPZd9z3v5Y
I mean fully, you will not finish this 10 minute video without needing to pause for a fucking breather
>>745740450
But a bat to the head will still kill you
>>745738882
jesus :O
>>745741430
You miss the last decade of bronies?
>>745740825
Interesting, thanks
>>745739835
>bob his head and snake walk through the halls singing off key and slurring the words
Explain
>>745738981
>I'm a brony and like samurai swords
haha, faggot
>>745738882
>>745741653
I don't think miss is the appropriate word here.
>>745735667
That hairline tho
>>745734181
Man. Right in the feels. I don't understand why no one would chill with him on his bday? I'd eat some cake, freestyle and smoke a backwood with this poor soul
>>745741713
Sounds like a drug thing.
>>745735457
are you calling me a faggot? thats gonna be my comeback for everything now
>>745736287
what the actual fuck is going on here?
OC from a week ago.
>>745740476
>Walk into school
>Teach says 1+1=2
>Bitch don't know shit yet
>Hurpabledurpaherpgkgkgkgkgk cheese is for the weak I am the second coming theoresic particle accentuaters are yellow I'm the face of time sacrifice the dark skinned ones it is written so shall it beeee
>I showed them
>Mfw therapy because they aren't even my level
>>745740316
no, you're a cuck. there's a difference.
>>745741804
First of all, you haven't witnessed years of his cringe material and secondly, we don't even know if he has FB friends. Some people just make accounts and think that people they know magically see it.
>>745741901
Faggot.
>>745741917
She pissed herself and then decided to drop pants and finish the deed since the damage was already done.
>>745738981
Yeah, sorry. You don't get to cringe at this if you unironically identify with a cartoon show for little girls to the extent that you subscribe to an entire subculture revolving around it while also playing into unrelated shitty weaboo "samurai sword fetish" stereotypes.
You're a cringelord and you don't get to feel superior to anyone. Embrace adulthood or kill yourself.
>>745736869
"Special" Forces indeed.
>>745740811
It's where you wiggle your body back and forth as you walk giving the appearance you are an upright snake attempting to blend in with humans imagine a bobblehead with a long body made of rubber
>>745735535
misdirected anger is not an alpha trait
>>745735810
that was a housekeeper...the father found out and hospitalized her. Uganda.
>>745734147
>>745740968
Are Pacific Islanders human?
>>745732934
>>745732989
amazing, she's so perfect, i can't even imagine what it'd be like to have a dream gf like her. fuckin her would feel like destroying her angelic innocence
>>745740291
> studies show
This got me harder than the "I'm a brony and I like samurai swords" guy.
I can't help but imagining the butthurt of the sad sack that edited this up. The expression on his face. Ugh.
>>745736579
Man i fucking hate twisted cycle paths. I broke my arm because of a one.
>>745742247
This. People have this strange idea that being a hostile angry faggot makes them an alpha but really they are the biggest betas.
>>745735558
extremely underrated post HOLY FUCK
>>745742247
Yeah, but it's better than
>pls respond :(
>>745742112
Got it. Couldn't tell if that was a piss puddle in the seat or just sheboon's ass shadow.
>>745736833
not cringe, bros just letting other bros know who his new best bro is bro..
>>745739930
More like Twinkie Swift.
>>745740421
shoenice?
