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>>745722846
Ah, power lines, the natural enemy of pajeets.
>>745722814
Anti AAAAAAA Air Air missile Air Air Air Craft Air Attack Air AAAA AA Air Nerve AAAAA Gas
>>745722872
Clever girl
>>745723180
>>745723164
>>745723154
>>745722846
Fucking hell, what is it with 3rd worlders and electricity?
>>745723405
Have yet to mazter it yet
>>745723405
They're still not entirely sure how it works yet.
>>745722814
Seems like Oto didn't get on that one.
>>745723349
Thing is american politics are rigged.
Both candidates serve the rich elite while giving the plebs a few token issues to squabble over.
>>745723489
Better a rigger than a nigger, amirite?
>>745723405
Hmmm, pretty sure it was nerve gas, anon. Check out this US Army reference video. Behavior looks the same?
>>745723058
Wow Kek What a dick
>>745723622
What the fuck? There's an actual person in there?
>>745723560
wow was the goat jewish or something?
Bump
>>745723164
Look at that guy who keeps standing..
"Oh shit, what have i done"
>>745723674
It's just another drunk robot
>>745723794
I love Chinx XDD
>>745722900
Probably the only Chinese accident vid I've seen where people give a shit.
>>745723885
>I love Chinx XDD
We really should take a 4chan field trip there one day, you know, to record some rekt OC.
Had to go back for the hat
>>745723058
>nah there's all these failsafes and stuff baby WAAAAAAAAGH!
>>745722767
>MFW I'd gobble that shit right up
>>745723405
the question is, why don't we as a species, bury our power lines?
>>745723622
Robot alcoholism is no laughing matter
>>745722767
fake
>>745724323
>fake
proof?
>>745724269
Civilized countries do. Only above ground powerlines here are the super high voltage ones, and you'd need a crane to get that high.
Oh and tram lines.
>>745724037
what
>>745723622
so i figure we're a few years off from making a commander data then
>>745723755
who runs the world?? GIRLS!
>>745724037
wtf happened here?
>>745723405
It's almost as if their too stupid to be around it.
You could say they have subhuman intelligence.
But I'm just guessing here.
>>745722767
How degenerate am I? This turns me on so bad
>>745724489
he got powers like in the film 'chronicle' and he used them too much at once. Remember it being on the news
>>745723755
just some doughy bitches
women rock climbers could do this with one arm as well
>>745724598
So all of the men there were male rock climbers? Whats your point?
>>745724037
Seizure?
>having upper body strength automatically gives you authority
now i understand fit
>>745724010
haha too true
>>745723058
And then pulls the pump out and sprays his bitch with it.
Total idiot.
>>745724489
he just came like 50 times
>>745724037
Nerve gas?
>>745722767
HOHOHO She is a terrorist!
>>745723864
This should be a required watch for all sissies out there who want to try their own cum.
>>745724010
I feel like even the bitches reaction is off..it looks similar to a temper tantrum
"Ugh i cant believe Ling stole my suicide idea from me!"
>>745724918
Hey, at least she apologized
>>745724958
>I feel like even the bitches reaction is off..it looks similar to a temper tantrum
She was his wife, and he was running to get away from her. She's upset because there goes her paycheck.
>>745724918
she was also pregnant
>>745723674
>being this stupid
>>745724037
Can someone tell me more about this?
>>745724489
Nerve gas
>>745724265
what is going on here?
>>745723755
....fuck me I am wasting my life
>>745725131
nerve gas
>>745722767
One Yelper special coming right up!
>>745723794
Newfag here i'll be honest I teared up a bit
>>745725363
>>745725132
Story?
Like...it was just a match....right?
>>745724621
Free boot
>>745724703
I think that anons point is that you can do this if you're fit, regardless of sex. You can see a guy standing around with the women, meaning he's just as much of a bitch
Bump
>>745724037
Nerve gas
>>745725526
Sure. There was just an overwhelmingly disproportionate amount of unfit women. Delusional
wtf happened there?!?!?!
>>745725618
is it ok that i got hard
it looks like a mower, but it mowed a pajeet
>>745724269
In a country like the United States that's so big you find power lines like that in rural and suburban areas. It would just be cost prohibitive to bury them all but we see all kinds of safety warnings about avoiding power lines and the message seems to get across. People fuck up every once in a while but usually it's pretty safe.
At least I assume it is. If it wasn't wouldn't some of these videos be of some of us getting cooked?
>>745723794
>>745723885
>there's chinks out there that just go around beating up children
>>745725720
anal devastation
>>745725720
hi, its a rekt thread m8
>>745724037
>when the bass drops
>>745725932
Society of animals.
>>745725866
>>745725432
Phosphorus on the match can cause seizures, and heart issues. Long term exposure (like in match making facilities) can cause deformities.
>>745723674
>>745724265
What the fuck
Make good story for this
>>745724269
It's easier to maintain above ground lines.
>>745723755
I love their reactions like why don't they have a bionic arm to help their lazy asses lift up.
>>745723755
Half a man is worth more than 5 womyn
>>745724033
perfect
>>745726460
wtf is up with chinese bikes bursting into flames on impact?
>>745722767
I wonder what the motivation for this was. Was it a customer she wanted to fuck, or was it done out of hate? If hate, why not rub it on her asshole?
That being said, this girl's a keeper and I'd let her prepare my food any day.
>>745724037
>tfw stupid people don't know what epilepsy is
>>745723560
Good bait since you make yourself sound like a very possible retard
But on the other hand, dead meme my dude
>>745726301
lets be real guys, the flicker of the match next to the webcam caused screen flicker which caused a an epileptic seizure.
>>745726574
It's two wheels attached to an engine and fuel tank with a seat on it man. Tank sits right on top, easy to puncture and it pours all over a live engine.
In other news 1+1=2
>>745723154
That was quite a shocking turn of events.
>>745723864
Classic
>>745726726
People are way too dumb to figure that out.
>>745726460
Lee wanted out. He had worked for the delivery service for years and had saved enough delivering questionable products to begin his dream of starting his own soothing skin lotion company. But the boss, who had always been good to Lee, called him that day to do just one more job.
All he had to do was deliver one batch of Samsung smart phones and some 180 proof liquor to a remote village up the coast, and then he'd be done, his dreams of soothing lotion on his mind the whole time.
It was only in the final seconds that he realized that he had been given bike #4, the one with the faulty steering. As he felt his skin burning beyond the point of soothing by his dream lotion, he remembered his boss muttering under his breath as Lee left "No one ever truly gets out."
>>745722846
The gimbal on that quad is amazing.
>>745724650
huehue
>>745724037
i heard what happened here.
This guy was doing some stupid video inhaling helium or some shit similar. Then i no remember why, he started to lit matches with his mouth but the poor bastard didn´t knew he still had gas in his lungs so fire spread all in his insides. He died of a suffocation because having burned his own respiratory tract.
What a way to go.
>>745723364
Has nobody in Asia ever heard of stop drop an roll? Fucking hell.
>>745727273
kys
>>745727135
Pottery
>>745723895
Is he okay?
>>745727514
He'll be fine anon once they stitch him up
smh
>>745727273
video sauce?
>>745723622
Nerve gas testing on robots.
>>745723895
beautiful
>>745727273
but helium do not lit cause of fire.
>>745723895
Holy shit, I'm so fucked in the head for laughing my ass off at this. That was like a cartoon.
>>745723964
don't fuck with the sheep
>>745726835
very shoddy make motorcycles and they cant drive for shit
dont buy keeway bikes or other chinese brands
>>745724033
wtf how the fire started?
>>745723895
The origin story of Cable.
>>745722767
Id put a ring on that.
>>745724269
Buried power lines have to be so well sealed against rainwater collecting in the pipes that it's very expensive. If the seal breaks, especially in a flood, then you have to shut off power or everyone standing in a puddle in their yard goes up like a firework. That would be lots of dead people. Plus, if anything happens to buried power lines, you have to do pretty intense excavating just to find the problem, whereas with overhead suspended lines you just look at see where the problem is without any effort at all. Also, suspended lines are easier to replace and maintain.
>>745727135
kek
>>745727700
i said "some shit similar" I dont remember exactly what it was. Maybe the gas inside a spray can of cream? i recall a reckt webn had something to do with one of these
>>745722900
Why do these fucking chinese guys keep going IN there!?
if you kick an elevator door and it fucking starts flying everywhere theres gotta be SOME survival instinct in you to tell you "maybe I should not just blindly go in here"
>>745726268
What on earth? Two drunks who don't know how to fight, swap cars and throw some pets?
>>745723201
is this for real KEK
>>745723349
LOL now Trump is your president.
>>745727282
Nope, they dont speak english. Even if they heard, they dont understand.
>>745726237
Where the fucks did that happen?
>>745727839
he hit the gas tank
>>745726182
When its everyday tactics to pretend to be injured so you come and help then they rob you when you drop your guard, its essential to supress empathy for your own survival.
>>745727135
Fecking brilliant anon
>>745722767
a lot of guys would pay extra for that
>>745723964
That sheep is Donald Trump and that guy is the Government.
>>745729065
git'ter DONE!
>>745724033
The guy on the bike is Donald Trump and the Truck is the Government.
>>745724598
Men are stronger and more capable than women.
If a man trains at a gym for 300 hours, and a woman trains for 300 hours, the man will come out incredibly stronger than the woman.
>>745724037
When you antecedently activate your cyanide capsule.
>>745724598
>women rock climbers missing limbs could do this as well
>>745728654
Which creates a society of cold blooded animals.
They should all be destroyed.
>>745727273
Helium is chemically inert anon
Anyone have that 'binary' dude got shot by the cops?
>>745725932
She only picked him up because she needed pork for the noddle.
>>745724060
don't ever stick your hand in heeeeeeeeeeeee......
>>745726260
jesus i could hear the legs snap
>>745730043
hiro enabled sound?
>>745722795
It was just a prank
>>745729664
Excuse me, but I am a PROUD person of HEXADECIMAL identity
>>745723795
waaaay funnier with sound
>>745728449
Almost nobody in the United States recognizes Trump as president after we learned hey used the Russians.
We're waiting for him to be removed so we can get an honest person in the White House. But nobody here believes Trump won I promise you that.
>>745730382
you're fucking delusional m8
>>745728646
No, the gas tank has diesel in it, he hit the battery just in front of it and the gas from the bike ignited.
>>745726574
WTF IS UP WITH ALLOWING CHINKS TO DRIVE ANYTHING ON THE ROAD
The
>>745730382
YOU ARE FUCKED. AS A CANADIAN WHO ONLY GETS HIS USA NEWS FROM CNN I THOUGH TRUMP WAS UNIVERSALLY DISLIKED. I HAD MY ANNUAL WORK TRIPS TO THE USA RECENTLY. I WAS SURPRISED JUST HOW MUCH SUPPORT THIS GUY HAS.
FAKE NEWS.
>>745723164
Green shirt knew it was coming
>>745722846
Holy cow!
See what I did there?
>>745729227
And you are reddit.
>>745723560
Poor doggo
>>745722767
If the girl was hot, I would prefer my hot dog to be up her vadge, anus, and mouth, so this is ok with me.
>>745723755
Damn that guy one-arming his way up the wall is in full terminator mode. Scary and awesome.
>>745723755
Men rule the world, women write songs about how strong they are
>>745725864
Exactly.
What's the first thing an American does before setting up a ladder or anything tall? Looks for, and avoids, power lines. Yea there's the occasional accident, but it's rare.
People don't realize how much rural areas there are in America, there's no way all those lines could be buried.
>>745722767
Cute enough...
Do I owe you more for that extra service Maam?
>>745723364
Poor chink prayed whole week for a hot date.
>>745731064
HIV AND HPV IS FREE OF CHARGE SIR.
>>745731145
HE GOT ONE IDIOT.
>>745723864
Gender studies major?
>>745723885
filename is topkek
>>745727861
Have your buddies over, cooking burgers and dogs.
Knowing she's gonna dip them dogs in her pussy before your bros eat them.
Hot shit right there.
>>745728758
Wife material
>>745726460
leaving the scene of an accident, that biker is in some serious trouble
>>745731316
Sauce?
>>745722814
really dumb move of the pilots
planes stay int he air because of the wind under the wings, you cant do ebrake in the air and go back to airport it would fall
>>745727135
I really needed that today. Thx anon.
>>745731738
High winds and they were hit by a gust shortly after takeoff, there was no way to recover
>>745724650
Hahaha that fuckin rules
>>745725404
Leave before your smile and optimism is gone
>>745726268
Ron Perlman having a rough day
>>745723964
never turm your back to the enemy
>>745726237
Poor doggo
>>745724265
he kills the victims of the crash.... in china its cheaper to kill then pay for the rest of your life for
doctor's bill.
>>745725618
Free brains!
>>745731366
What the fuck
>>745722767
gross
>>745725932
so chinks not only love to run over pedestrians they also love to leave their children to wander the streets.
what a shithole
>>745722814
Nerve gas in the cockpit caused eternal bleeding
>>745731366
I need sauce on this
...For a friend
>>745732493
hell-in-jail-3840x2160.mp4
>>745726260
chinkman to the rescue
>>745723895
The guy that tried to save him actually make it worse.
>>745731576
I second that
>>745731366
ah, I have new fetish now
>>745732790
Second that second.
>>745732830
4k horror porn, love it
>>745728023
poppers maybe, or gas fumes?
Whipped cream propelled by nitrous oxide (laughing gas), which is not flammable, and the high is usually too short and intense to do any dumb shit anyway.
>>745732900
Search URAM-00* on Gelbooru
>>745732916
>>745731366
>>745723489
>Both candidates serve the rich elite while giving the plebs a few token issues to squabble over.
sounds like the complaints of a child
dude if you ever wanna give up being so confused and angry about the world. please consider you might be wrong and go look up the facts
>>745723364
i'm curious as to what was supposed to happen here, anyone know? if you enlarge it and go frame by frame, it looks like something sprayed into her face
>>745727282
Stop, Drop and Roll doesn't work too well when you get sprayed with flammable liquids anon.
>>745724489
He nutted, she still sucking
>>745727405
retard
>>745730674
go to sleep triggered kiddo
>>745722912
Underrated
>>745725529
>>745723895
wtf they dont have a emergency shutdown on that shit?
>>745722846
Finally, new rekt and a damn funny one too.
>>745724037
>When you nut but she keeps on sucking
>>745733359
Server is pouring fuel into a Korean barbecue from a jug while it's on. This gif explains the rest.
>>745723405
I think most if not all wires in their countries have no cover at all like they do here
>>745723622
Lightweight.
>>745723180
Did this really need to be a minute and a half long? Get to the fucking point. You faggots and your webms. Just because it can be longer than a gif doesn't mean it has to be.
>>745733831
In a roundabout way. The fuel caught fire in the jug and propelled fuel that hadn't been ignited yet out of the opening and turned lunch into demon bukkake.
>>745733890
Second.
>>745731007
<People don't realize how much rural area in USA
You sure about that? Most foreigners think you all live in either suburbs, or way the fuck out in Appalachia
>>745722767
"This hotdog tastes like fish..."
>>745724492
what is ntp?
>>745722767
This shit is so fake. Let me take a couple steps back, so I can get my clap trap into the CCTV cams. GTFO niggers
>>745730382
You're stupid as shit
>>745731855
>>745731738
>>745723066
>>745723482
>>745732413
Cargo wasn't secured well enough. During takeoff the heavy cargo slided to the rear end of the airplane. Because of this the plane pitched upward. The jet engines don't have enough power to ascend that steep, as a result the angle of attack between the airflow and wings increased (to increase lift). When the angle of attack became to high (i.e. above critical), the plane stalled (airflow around the wings became turbulent). This results in rapid loss of lift, causing the plane to decent fast and crash into the ground.
The pilots are not to blame. The person who failed to secure the cargo is the real faggot.
>>745723622
Robot needs to quit huffing spray paint.
>>745730382
Just goes to show that stupid liberals will deny anything that doesn't fit their narrow beliefs.
>>745734101
This, it was a frayed strap that should have been taken out of service years ago.
>>745734101
Don't be a buddyfucker.
>>745725529
Premature detonation
>Muslim's worst nightmare
>>745723154
Nerve gas
>>745722767
That's my kind of girl right there!!
>>745728758
Waifu
>>745731366
cant be that bad a jail if you can get your nails done
>>745733887
>>745724033
New Ghost Rider looks awesome.
>>745727405
You fucking tried so hard
>>745724918
Good murican logic.
>>745723895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQZ2zUtOXlk
>>745723154
I actually thought one of them had the sense to drive the car into the tower and push it away but he obviously figured a scratch on the car would cost more than a paki's life was worth.
>>745726260
How did it snap? Climbing ropes are strong enough to lift a school bus.
>>745732587
Nice mask tbh
>>745722833
This was in Brazil. The guy is fine.
>>745733947
Well I'm guessing that when someone says all power lines should be buried, they don't realize the magnitude of that in a country this size. It's impractical and doesn't make sense to bury them all
>>745734795
That looks like fucking string, not a climbing rope.
>>745733998
Network Time Protocol
>>745733831
>>745734646
husbandu
>>745723364
That bitch just ran away instead of helping her
>>745734795
I don't even think it snapped, I think he just ran out of it.
>>745735025
>I think he just ran out of it.
thats even more hilarious
>>745732587
Sauce?
>>745724010
So true
>>745734907
The guy with the hat is all like 'excuse me, sir? Sir, what are you doing?'
- just out for a stroll
- oh alright. Carry on sir!
>>745734101
Pilot is also supposed to check that all cargo is secured before entering the cockpit.
>>745735025
I think his ascender he was using was either faulty or not for that particular rope and cut through it.
Faggot :^)
>>745727273
You are a retard or a troll ?
>>745726574
It's not just chink bikes it's all bikes, put the fuel tank, battery and exhaust all within a foot of each-other and it doesn't take much to get a fire.
>>745735222
i suppose he was a cop. he just wanted to help. you know "to serve ..."
>>745723864
https://www.xvideos.com/video8691013/throws_up_trying_to_swallow
>>745731366
Jeez , fapping furiously now , SAUCE !
>>745733592
wtf?!!?
is this real???
>>745735111
sauce?
>>745735587
Yeah. It'd the Muslim answer to drones.
>>745732916
>>745731316
Now I have a new fetish... thanks anon.
>>745734907
Fucking Kek did that cop walk up just to help him cross the street hahahahahah
>>745723864
>Ralphs
kek
>>745735587
wtf?!!? Are you retarded, omega3 oils builds up in their feathers,one bad landing and they go up in flames.
>>745732916
If I ran an asylum for all females I would be doing this on the daily
>>745731154
>DUBBEL REDDIT SPACED
>>745723885
That's what a nigga get for spectating too hard.
>>745724265
lol wtf
>>745735618
Mega Slaps - Domina Sophia Stark And Slave Amanda Blue (1080p).mp4
>>745735782
Anything for you.
>>745723280
Look like a low five, what is this shit?
>>745736259
tis is not a store. Chinks are not for sale
>>745731366
I knew I sho0uld have gone to film making school.
>>745723405
>electricity
Obviously nerve gas
>>745734764
It's not like it matters at that point.
>>745728758
Is this what they call yandere?
>>745722767
I'd put my weiner in her buns
>>745723755
Not naming this
>male white privilege.
>>745733393
>nutted
You, sir, are a genius.
>>745724793
Pierced Ballsman
>>745730382
>We're waiting for him to be removed so we can get an honest person in the White House.
>>745723154
Can you even imagine the stink?
>>745728449
America got rekt
>>745730382
>honest person in the white house
You're as delusional as the trap fag deniers
>>745723895
>mondays
>>745724598
some girl just run into the truth of evidence, and deny trying to fool others with no evidence... tipical inferior woman.
