Alright you fags. I have held my secrets for too long and someone needs to hear out my autism.
> Be me, 15
> Be a shitty kid who cant stay in one school because I somehow fuck something up
> End up in a therapy school for 2 years because I got super depressed.
> Spend 80% of the time either playing vydia or bass guitar.
> Already with a pretty fucked up GF (Her dad was an alcoholic)
> Be together 2 years. Break up after I leave therapy school (Holy fuck I feel better) [Age 17]
> Became friends with a 7/10 at the school and we talk a lot. Lets call her Canada (ethnically Canadian)
> After leaving trouble GF, start having feelings for Canada.
> Start hanging out a lot, but a bit too autistic to say anything or do anything
> She's single because her deadbeat BF ended up in a Florida Rehab Clinic and fucked another chick there
> She's upset but glad he's out and talks to me a lot about her life without his weight
Skip forward a few months cuz nothing really happens for a bit
Its about Christmas time and we are walking around the local park looking for a friend who never came
> "Hey Anon can I ask you something"
> "Uhh... Sure Canada. Ask away"
> "Do you like me"
ohshit.jpg
> "Umm..."
> " Its fine if you say no. Im just curious"
ohnothisismytimebitch.png
> "Well since you asked. I do."
the spaghetti falling out could feed the world 5 times over.
> "really! I like you too. you seem like a nice guy"
shes happy and kinda bounces with joy (She's busty so jiggle physics become my mortal enemy now)
pleasefortheloveofgodnobonerplease.bmp
> Start dating that day and become really close.
> Happy as fuck and wouldn't trade this in for the rest of the world.
> Life gets a lot better. I become healthier (She's a swimmer so I joined in with her)
> Become sexually active and kinda give up on vydia for a bit (not music because that stuck with me since childhood). Finally escaped the NEET life for once.
Life was pretty good, and it would be good for about 2.5 years. Cont. >
>>745719592
continue
op
continue
seems promising
continue
Continue
>>745719592
keep goin op
> Be about a year and a half a later and we are both doing amazing.
> Started studying psychology and enjoying learning about the diseases that had once plagued both of us (Me depressed and ADHD, her Depression and EXTREME Bipolar disorder)
> She's studying film to be a special effects artist.
> Ended moving in together in an apartment close to our schools and even got a puppy.
This is where shit started going down like the Hindenburg.
> Deadbeat Junkie exBF comes back and starts harassing us. Clearly didn't learn shit while in Florida
> Ends up spray painting our apartment out of pure spite and dDosed me to find out where we lived.
> She becomes distressed because apparently he abused her and he's back for his bitch.
ohfuckthat.pdf
> One day catch him outside waiting for her with a bat.
lolwut.bin
> Own my dad's old .45 Officer's m1911 (short barrel, short mag)
> Walk outside with the gun loaded and cocked ready to make ape brains splatter my painted shingles.
> He immediately runs off like the nigger he is and the cops are called (thank god I took a photo of the faggot)
> She comes home to the police and my gun getting confiscated
> She gets really upset that he's back, tell her that its going to be okay.
gonna continue in a few, changing classes
>>745719592
OP don't be a fag continue.
Holy shit. Got me interested, hope that nigger gets killed, fucking monkey, 70 IQ guys you know, main reasons why girls think rape is everywhere.
Bump for OP
Bumped
run to yo next class
It's been nearly 20 minutes op, where ya at?
Let's Bump it up.
bump
OP you better not ditch on us
Be about a month since the incident and I got my gun back. haven't heard or seen the nigger since.
> start thinking everything is normal, but start to notice GF is acting weird.
> Her sex drive has fallen and started getting depressed.
> Start looking into it so I can help.
> One day I don't go to class because it is cancelled so I dick around.
> Find GF's phone getting blown up by who else but the nigger.
> Full of nudes from both parties (dude's not even that big, about as average as you can get)
> Get autistically angry. gonna confront her.
> Hear her car pull up
> "WTF why is she here so early?"
> grab my gun and run down the the basement
> Hear another car pull up and its the nigger.
somebodyisgonnadie.TIF
> Wait downstairs loading a magazine ready to make sure this monkey doesn't get away.
>>745720440
Bumpy
boomp
>>745721609
Get outta here you nigger. We're waiting for OP
>>745719592
lol what a newfag
Bump
Dont typing you faggot
keep goin dad
>>745721609
Hurry the fuck up goddamnit I got shit to do.
op ive gotta fap so if you could hurry up and finish
pt. 4
> Start hearing them fuck so I move upstairs quietly with the gun cocked and ready to make this nigger's day.
> Kick open the door to find him fucking her.
> He starts yelling and telling me to fuck off.
> Raise the gun to his head.
> " EVERYBODY SHUT UP"
> the both scramble to sit down and put clothes on.
> She starts crying and apologizing and I tell her to shut her mouth.
> He starts begging for mercy since the gun is aimed at him.
> I move him into a closet in the other room and lock him in there so I can have privacy. I block the door with a bunch of shit so he can't get out.
> I start asking her why she'd do this. Her response is that he wouldn't leave her alone and he somehow convinced her.
> This does not make me feel better what so ever.
> Tell them both to get the fuck out of my house and never come back.
> Start tossing her shit outside and burning anything sentimental.
> Cops come again but leave because I state he broke into my house.
> The house is basically empty because she decorated it.
Jump forward a month and nearly the end of the 2nd semester. I barely passed and my grades had just about dropped.
> Get a text on my phone. Its canada. She wants to come back after the nigger beat her again and knows that I can actually protect her.
> Tell her to kindly fuck off.
> She starts messaging me to guilt trip me and try playing on my love for her. basically trying to make me reminisce about the old days.
> Again say piss off.
> The messages stop.
> One day I get a call from her parents that Canada went missing and the nigger did too.
> Kinda shrug it off. Wouldn't be surprised if they got capped by some driveby shooters, he was a gang member.
> A few hours after the call I get a knock. Guess who it is. its Canada and Nigger. they came to collect anything that survived my purge.
> I shut the door and grab my new shiny Mossberg 500 that I got a few weeks back and it was already loaded.
cont. >
good choice op, you better shoot them both in the stomach till their guts are just mesh and pulp
Bump that shit
op are you a fag that nigger should have been dead already
Get a restraining order
>>745722345
im sorry you had to go through this op, assuming its not a dinosaur
i hope he's dead
>>745722345
>dating a mudshark
ya done goofed OP
>>745722761
This guy gets it.
Greentext is what I live for, bumped
>>745722761
wait i thought only the ex was a nigger
pt. 5
> Open the door with the shot gun aimed forward.
> I tell them to get of my lawn like some AnCap oldfag.
> Nigger runs off, but Canada just stands there.
> She starts crying and I notice the bruises that cover her body.
> Bring her inside because I'm a soft faggot and despite being a violent asshole, can't stand people crying.
> She starts begging me to kill the nigger so her torment would end.
> Tell her only if he does something on my property, I no longer give a shit what he does to you.
> She starts crying more and says that she thoughts I loved her
Heads up, here is where the sappy shit comes in. Skipping the emotional distress and my complete lack of empathy.
> Tell her that if she wanted to live here, she shouldn't of cheated on me with the nigger.
> she starts crying even more now, her face is soaking wet with tears. Hear a knock on the door while thats going on. Grab my shotgun to make sure it aint the nig.
> Its the cops.
ohshit.jpg
> Mr. Anon, we had reports of a domestic violence occurance.
> No officer, my friend here ran away from her abusive boyfriend and I scared him off with my gun.
> Can we see your license and the firearm you used?
> Yes sir. *gives him the card and show him the shotgun standing in the corner of the room.
> Sir I would like to make sure you know that if anything were to happen to the other party, you will now be on the top of the list for suspects.
> yes sir, I understand.
> They pull out a bunch of paper work and as Im signing it, I see the nigger pull up, and I see he has brought friends.
> "Officer, that car behind you is the vehicle of the abuse perp, my friend is covered in bruises and can prove it.
> "We will look into it sir, as for now I'll get rid of the car"
> He and his patrol unit (About 3 or 4 cars came to visit) start advancing on the car when one of the niggers in the car hops out with a Mac-10 and immediately gets shot up by the cops
> The rest speed off to avoid becoming another statistic.
Cont. >
dDosed me to find out where we lived.
Amazing
But seriously OP you gained a lot from her, be happy about that. But its time to part ways. Should have bailed at Bipolar.
keep goin op >>745723181
>>745723181
>another statistic.
lol
> The rest speed off to avoid becoming another statistic.
Keked
Bump
Bump
>>745723136
Read gooder, dumb dumb
>>745723181
this real good
go go go op
op should have kicked her out man after cheating on you quit being a soft fag
Good shit OP keep it coming
>>745723682
i no dumdum u
>>745723181
Bump moar
Hurry up OP I gotta go to work
thats nice progress anon
Bump
Bump
trips for a muder suicide :)
bumpy
Op please be fast or I'll have to study
Bump
Keep it alive
>huhuh i got gunz and i almost used them u know
get out faggot
OOOOOPPP I SUMMON THEE
is OP deded
Come on op. I got to go
Someome screencap all the parts. Ill be asking for it later
come on op, anytime now
>>745724342
You do it faggot.
>>745724342
screen capped progress so far
Bump to keep it alive.
Godspeed OP.
>>745724342
you can count on me. Ill do it for you.
Please hurry OP, the text is good but theres shit to do
Plot twist: this is all happening in real time and OP is dead.
op i want to wank hurry upp
>>745724342
here i halp
>>745724557
godspeed
pt. 6
> Paramedics come and take the fallen nigger back to the hospital. He died on the way there.
> Cops cover the area and Im put under protection because they don't know when he'll come back.
> End up buying a 3rd gun. This time an AR-9 so I have the accuracy and speed of a rifle and convenience of a 9mm.
> buy an alarm system that is state of the art.
> Cops a bit concerned that I'm bunkering up in my home and buying enough ammo to last me a few weeks.
> Canada is also here because like before, I'm a pussy and felt bad.
> She starts going back to the way she was before shit started hitting the fan and even started hitting on me
> I avoided it because once this was over, she was out.
Few weeks pass by and the cop that protects me leaves. I'm alone
> Turn my home into an Albanian Bunker.
> My system records everything. Cameras in every family room and cameras spread around outside.
> I stock piled ammo for days now and my friends came by to help out.
> Hear a truck pull up. Its the nigger.
imsodonewithyoufaggot.EPS
> Open a window and my hunting friend pushes out his Winchester scoped and I go down stairs and shout at him from the door.
> "fuck off, we have more guns that you do and if you walk one step closer, i'll shoot you faggot"
> "Anon I just want to talk. I'm alone and unarmed."
> Yeah right.
> "Just let me in"
> We open the door and me and one of my friends sit him down armed to the teeth. The rest of the guys keep watch.
> He starts asking to see Canada
> Tell him that she's upstairs under protection.
> He starts asking about how she's doing and why I'm crazy about killing him
> Some how forgets his nigger bud pulled a Mac on my front lawn not to long ago.
> "guestions are over. get out"
Cont. >
Bump
imma take a shower, this thread better not be 404 when im back faggots
This is too good to be true
Fug, op, post this shit already
>>745724646
>why I'm crazy about killing him
jesus h
the immense retardation
15 iq
bump
>>745724616
Threesome finish?
>>745724646
bummmppp for justice
>>745721609
wait, she was sending him nudes? nope outta there dude
>>745724847
i n t e r e s t i n g
Bump with the force of 10000 pajeet
>>745724669
You mispelled leafnigger4.png
>>745724646
OP plz I need this nigger dead
bets that canada is pregnant with nigger
>>745724646
Bumpy dumpy
Op during incident
o o f
Bump boiiiii
>>745725009
It's weird I kinda hope so too but at the same time I don't.
>>745724476
Kek
>>745725070
i dont want it to happen but op has no luck
>>745724646
I need this.
>>745724476
plot twister: Leaf nigger is held at gunpoint while writing her ransom note
>>745725105
"Black Lives Matter have protest after young male shot by a KKK member who kidnapped young male's girlfriend"
all of this shit definitely happened 100% guaranteed
>>745725142
OP seems to live in downtown Mogadishu so anything's on the table at this point.
>>745725195
kek
>>745724646
OP where the fuck are you I need to know before I FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>745725195
kek
>>745724646
>>745725195
Thug lyfes matter
Fucking bump
Bumping
>>745725240
bump
Bumpin'
Why doesnt the cop or the gf put a restraining order on the niger. fake news i say
>>745725263
I'm beginning to thing OP won't deliver the climax...
pt. 7
> He leaves and about 5 of us are trained on him ready to make him disappear.
> We see another car roll up
ohshit
> it's his nigger friends
> They start hopping out and we see them strapped.
> They start walking towards the house yelling and throwing up gang signs.
> We ready our guns for the ensuing fight.
> We call the police to get ready.
> One of the monkeys pulls out some shitty 9mm and it jams on him.
> Buddy immediately rips him up with his AR
> Other apes start pulling out an assortment of weapons. 9mm, Macs, shotguns.
> My buddy in the basement starts shooting at their feet with my mossberg.
> I start ww1'ing them with my m1911.
> Cops arrive.
> any surviving nigger gets either gunned or taken by the cops and eventually we walk out hands up.
> The cops in awe by the mess we've made. bullet shells and blood scattered on my fresh cut grass.
> some still alive so they are rushed off while another paramedic loads up the casualties.
> We are brought to the station for questioning
Cont. >
>>745719592
stopped reading at GF
>>745725277
> any young black male is obviously innocent
> mac 10 incident "dindu nuffin"
> anyone who is white, isolationist and has guns is automatically a white supremacist
> surprised cops didn't go ruby ridge on him
CONTINUE!!!
>>745725413
Seems legit
>>745725413
THERE WAS....A FIREFIGHTTTTT
>>745725413
stop being a cock tease and give us more
news articles?
>>745725415
Eat my ass
.
.
.
Bump
Good story but I don't believe a word. OP is a Virginia fag. But a good story teller
>>745725623
Better movies, Better memes. 4chan.
>>745725413
any pics op
OP here
> I was joking
> I'll leave you here without finishing the story
I just want to go to bed, but I also want to know how this ends
>>745725413
Abandon thread
/its a $3.50 bowl of dinosaur spaghetti o
I just lost my boner but this tale is worth the sacrifice
>>745725685
blue balled again
Praying it's not a dinosaur OP
Bumping for interest
OP you better fucking deliver, this is taking way too long. Dick is already flacid
>>745725685
I gave up trying to bust a long time ago now finish the story pls
Jesus OP get out of that fucking neighborhood
>>745725685
Yo you better not, you fucking nigger
>>745725623
audible kek
nice story bro
come on op. this story is starting to get really unrealistic. made up / 10
>>745725478
Pleaae keep your politics for yourself and just enjoy the show, m8
fake or not we need to climax OP
Keep it rollin
>>745725969
Keep thinking I'm in /k/ lol. Reckon shows over folks anyway.
Fucking kek.
>>745725685
Absolutely Barbaric
I came here hard af jerking a storm and got my meat deflated now I need to ending or I can't bussss plssss
Inb4 Canada tells cops it was all ops fault
>>745726048
pt. 8
>I woke up and found out that I was in a autistic coma for 40 years
>The End
No pls no
pt 8.
>cops see blood on the floor
>dinosaur
>>745726192
I waited 2 hours for this shit
>>745726192
You cunt
pt. 8
> The town this happens in is pretty small so the cops start doing their best to cover this up and keep it contained.
> We show them the footage of the fight from one of the cameras and proves that we didn't start it.
> I thank my friends for helping me keep the niggers at bay and even killing the head honcho nigger.
> Police come by and pull me out because Canada had called. She was crying still from the terror but wanted to thank me for removing him from earth.
> She is helping the police get us out and is providing a witness testimony
Skip forward about a year. The court is thrown out in our favor because we didn't start the fight.
> We leave the court house to simply go home and reconcile about the things we've done.
> Canada is still there and hugs me when I come back.
> I don't know how to feel about all of this.
> I killed a man. I made my friends kill. all of this could've been avoided if i just left.
> I began to wonder if this woman was worth the trouble.
> I begin to sell my things and prepare to move more south to begin life a new.
> My babies (guns) are all nice and packed.
> I inform her and she starts crying about me taking her with me.
> I tell her no.
> I give her some money to go shopping and I wont leave for a few weeks.
> She leaves.
> Pack my shit up and drive down to Arkansas.
It's been a few years since this has happened and it was shoved off as gang violence. No records. no news. just evidence.
>>745726286
Try exlax
>>745726331
Thank you OP
Thanks op screen cap guy go
>>745726331
What a shitty un-climactic ending. Kys faggot.
>>745726331
Show us canada's nudes
>>745726429
lol just send him on a mission to cap the whole story
Eh wasn't as good as I was expecting to end on
>>745726429
all done. you are welcome
>>745726331
Jesus what an intense story that was OP
Rare picture of OP
>>745726331
How autistic.
Please kill yourself.
>>745726331
Pt.9
>now that canada is gone, I can finally be with my sister in Arkansas
>>745726331
Let's see the video then.
pt. 9
Fast forward to June of this year.
> Sitting at computer working on a patient file.
> Hear someone at the door.
> I open the door.
> Its Canada. She's got a kid (Obviously black, had another abusive nigger.
> She asks to come in.
> "no"
> I shut the door for her to knock of the door again
> I open it to tell her to go away.
> "GET ON THE FLOOR. EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR"
Take my imaginary gold! Good story OP!
>>745726577
i hope you know im from england and i would pronounce that ARK-ANS-AS, NOT ARKENSOR
>>745726429
got the screencap
Thank you OP
Glad I checked back in. It's all ogre now
>>745726706
It's neither, you dumb britbong faggot.
>>745726600
Weak b8 m8
>>745726769
lol dumb, you guys fight over donald and hillary.
>>745726849
And you're a horse-toothed faggot who thinks soccer is a real sport. kys
Op Here.
it took me about 5 cigarettes to make up a 8 part story in the time given.
I hope you fags got off on my love filled story about killing niggers and faggotry
>>745726600
Include me in the screencap YOU RAT BASTARD HOLY SHIT IM ABOUT TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT
>>745726331
Ggwp no re
>>745726706
No one says either of those
>>745726920
>implying American football isn't just rugby for sissies.
>>745726969
I did indeed, thanks for keeping me entertained.
Was she a nigger?
>>745726977
No fuck off. Heres a fatty for your faggotry
>>745726331
As a movie, I'd rate it like 5/10 since it's a pretty basic story. But irl: holy fuck, m8.
I especially liked the war part and the figurative writing style of yours.
>>745727086
Implying the average American Footballer wouldn't be able to take the toughest rugby and/or soccer player, beat the shit out of him and make him his bitch.
>>745726920
my teeth are quite straight actually, but then again my heritage is german, so looks like were both living in someone elses country
>>745723093
Allright then:
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
>>745727250
It's funny because he just couldn't.
>>745727086
Isn't American football the more brutal one? Can someone provide a kill count?
>>745727349
It's funny because your sports heroes are faggots.
>>745724646
I call bullshit on this entire story
>>745727250
Sure, because a roided out meat mountain is bound to be faster and better at fighting than limber , quick rugby and soccer players.
>>745727383
Yes it is, though technically soccer is the most brutal, since retarded fans like killing players and each other when their teams lose.
Both rugby and soccer are highly indicative of general European faggotry.
>>745727461
So you just countered the argument that American Football is for sissies. And besides, a soccer player wouldn't run away, he'd just wait until someone got within 15 feet of him, fall to the ground and start crying, and hope for a red card.
>>745727450
Cool
>>745727450
>Being this fucking stupid.
>>745727563
The sissy part comes from all of the protective gear they wear. Sure they are big and muscly, but they are still scared of getting a booboo while playing.
>>745727641
Yet they get more injuries by far than 99% of the other sports. The protective gear is so they can build up speed and hit each other without killing one another. Whereas in rugby there aren't any hard hits and they mostly stand in a circle, jerking each other off.
If you think it's so sissy, try playing some time, pussy.
>>745727383
Association football actually has more injuries. Less head trauma, arms and shoulders, more broken legs, ankles, knees, tendon damage, etc.
>>745727743
Sports is for people who need a mental opiate to deal with the world.
It's current day coliseums keeping people placid in the face of a authoritarian state that screws you over.
>>745727863
>2edgy4me
Go back to your sociology class, you dumb faggot.
>>745726969
Man, tough life anon
>>745727930
I've never taken a sociology class though.
>>745728020
Maybe educate yourself then. Your statement is fucking dumb because it applies to everything.
>Sports is for people who need a mental opiate to deal with the world.
>Books are for people who need a mental opiate to deal with the world.
>Movies are for people who need a mental opiate to deal with the world.
>4chan is for people who need a mental opiate to deal with the world.
>Work is for people who need a mental opiate to deal with the world.
>Living is for people who need a mental opiate to deal with the world.
>>745727344
What the fuck is this tinfoil shit anon
Finally a good story to relief the porn bunker that /b/ is
>>745728130
It's the Bogdanoff twins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbXj2OGXFjI
>>745726969
>it took me about 5 cigarettes to make up a 8 part
you should send this shit to George Lucas. Change niggers to aliens and the love story about a magic orb or weapon to destory the Galaxy. The cops are theGrand Council/Interplanetary Council agents. Cast the guy from hacker man as guy in story and Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers as the girl. Lots of cgi. Export to China. Make tonnes of money. Die of a heart attacked caused by cocaine use
Nice thread, OP
op here. I just checked this thread again. I'm on the train and I spit out my drink because of the absolute autism going on. I made a BS story and now there's conspiracy theories, sports arguments, and people saying I should make a movie. this is why I love you faggots. nothing could have a lower IQ than the collective intelligence of this site
this thread
>>745729686
Our Bog,
who art in contact with aliens,
Hallowed be thy bloodline;
Thy kingdom on Mars come,
Thy will be done
on Earth, as it is in Bogdagrad:
Give us this day our daily rundown;
And forgive us our imperfect DNA,
as we forgive those that miss The Call,
And lead us not into the hands of BIDF,
But deliver us from the Rothschilds:
For thine is the control over France with an iron but fair fist,
the power over the banks, and the Bogdabots,
For ever and ever.
Bogmen.
>>745729447
Thank you anon we love you too
>>745728130
Found pic of author
>>745727139
Sorry famalam.
>>745730130
Kek
>>745730130
>>745729447
>lower IQ than the collective intelligence of this site
you have lower intelligence and higher autism for trying this hard.
here have this looks like you need it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ
>>745730157
I accept your apology
I put clothes on her
Bump
