Post a pic of yourself, and someone will ask you a question. You must respond truthfully.
Only one rule, if someone asks you a question for the purposes of doxxing you don't need to respond.
I'll go first. Also here is a video of me dabbing for no reason, enjoy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Y6aQSSPIo
>>745702718
why wont you post a real picture of you
>>745702902
How is that not me, dumbass
This is I. 29 Aus M. Axe me anything
>>745703050
>how did i just post pictures of someone who was already on youtube and pretend ot be him you dumbass
>>745703085
You voting no anon?
>>745703158
Fuck you.
>>745703158
>>745703511
LMAO told
>>745702718
I'm bored so why not.
>>745702718
write "Leevi" on your chest please
>>745703681
Is your house haunted? I feel like i see something in the background
>>745703723
That shit takes ages to wash off, lol
>>745703419
Not voting man fren, when shows exist like "married at first sight"...they all but kill off the "sanctity" of marriage... two people who love each other and have for many years have more right to get married to two strangers imo.... its a massive wank from the gov so they can point the finger when all the rednecks kick up a stink if it goes through. gays have the right to be just as miserable as the rest of us lol
>>745703511
Damn. Savage lol sure showed him op.
Also thanks for inspiring me to workout been getting lazy as shit
>>745703752
If it's haunted, they're very polite ghosts.
Never seen or heard shit.
House is 120 years old though, so wouldn't be surprised.
I think what you're seeing is a vase on top of a cabinet reflecting light.
>>745702718
Do you drink a lot of beer? Because that looks like a beer belly. Also... Have you considered working out?
>>745703681
what species of potato did you that that photo on?
>>745703857
No problem anon, glad i could inspire someone
>>745704018
It's true I like my alcohol and food, probably been overindulging a bit over the last year tbh. Haven't considered working out bc lazy
Alright, I'll bite.
>>745702718
r u gay?
>>745704236
fuuuuuck you look like my mate heaps! had to pull up a side by side, he doesnt have a scar or what ever it is under his eye tho. whats yo cats name fam?
>>745704236
Tbh. You look like a really chill dude. How's life going?
>>745703511
Your haircut makes you look 10x as good. Good work, man.
>>745704278
Yes
>>745704350
Thanks so much man, i feel the same. Its amazing how a haircut can change your confidence
here
>>745704104
A shitty webcam
>>745704417
turn me gay. show dick
ill bite too
>>745704577
Ehhh.... I think i'm okay
howdy gents. amerifat reporting
>>745704325
It's not a scar, just a mole. I have plenty of other scars on my body. Cat's name is James A. Garfield.
>>745704349
Pretty fucking awful. No job, no gf, no future. Dealing with a major depressive episode. Doctor thinks I have borderline. I like cutting myself from time to time, when I can't handle life. Living with my mom again, because I couldn't take care of myself. On probation because I was arrest for drunk driving, but I wasn't even over the limit. I was .07. Can't seem to get anything together. Don't know what I even want. It's been 3 years since my ex left, but it still kills me. We were together 6 years and nearly engaged. Now she's married to someone else. I haven't done anything since I graduated college with a useless liberal arts degree. I don't know what I want with life. I'm miserable. I just want to be married and doing something with myself but I can't get get anything done right.
>>745704747
What's the reason behind that ugly goatee?
>>745703861
You look like Elliot Rogers with a massive forehead
>>745704718
worst faggot ever
>>745704956
i cant grow a real beard yet and its just my pathetic attempt at having some sort of facial hair
>>745705028
TBH, you would look better without it. Also, get a better haircut. I'm sure you probably want to get a girlfriend, and doing those two things would go a long way towards that goal.
And lose some weight too, but you already know that.
>>745705111
thanks fam, my hair cut is just a grown out pompadour i had a year ago and i cant figure out what id do with my hair. its been a year since my last haircut so the hair on top can reach down 2 inches past my chin. im slowly losing weight between my schedule of full time work and school
>>745704508
lol, i guess no questions...
>>745705306
you looks like a douchebag frat version of corey feldman in the goonies
>>745704960
I'm not even asian.
And that isn't a question either.
>>745703861
Skinny newfag always bites
>>745705368
Why do you look like Elliot rogers
>>745705364
lol, i had a job interview today, which is why i have the shirt. and my hair is long, and t looks like that because of the angle. heres another
>>745705460
I imagine that is simply the perception you have, seeing as you saw him first (presumably) and thus something in my looks causes you to be reminded of him.
It's subjective in other words.
>>745705410
Well I don't have a BMW, so he's got that on me.
But on the other hand I'm not a virgin, so I've got that.
There are times I wish I was though.
Fuck whoever said it's better to have loved and lost then never loved at all.
>>745705567
is meatloaf your dad?
>>745705685
Damn straight nig, I second the love thing.
>>745705435
Low key attention whoring
(Got lazy and using shit-teir webcam)
>>745705705
No, Meatloaf is my mother.
>>745702718
>>745703511
Why do you do that stupid thing with your mouth? Youd look better smiling
>>745706043
Its fucking hard to smile properly on command, i cant do it
>>745702718
This is all I will show
>>745706371
what am i looking at
What's up crew
>>745707084
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>>745702718
Why do you keep making this same shitty thread over and over again they always suck
>>745707132
Working on statistics for a paper
Kill me now
>>745707084
You scandinavian?
>>745707191
why are you a nigger
>>745707165
Google scholar is your friend
>>745707243
I'm not
Sure. This has to be better than the standard (Faces of /b/) threads.
>>745707230
Awww thank you anon
But no, of Germanic descent though, 1/32 Scottish rest German, so I guess that's it?
>>745707252
I have the data it's just doing shit with it and talking about it
>>745704236
jamie?
>>745707339
Pedro??
>>745707326
Ya, that can be a huge bitch. At least you have the hardest part out of the way.
>>745704758
if you're here still don't give up anon you can turn your life around at any point, you just have to do it.
>>745707307
do you work there?
>>745707430
Jajajajajaja
>>745707521
Do I work where?
Am I ugly
>>745707552
I thought that was some kind of workshop, but now that I look closer it looks like it's just a garage, oops, anyway, what do you do for living?
>>745707630
Nah bro you gucci, if you don't get bitches it's because A: You are too self conscious or B: You don't tell them what they want to hear
>>745707653
I'm a narrator for a real estate company. I basically do the voice over for their online house tours.
>>745707630
I'm no faggot but I'd say 7 or 8/10
>>745707768
lol if its fake, kinda interdasting if its real
>>745707822
It's real. I enjoy doing it, but it does get boring sometimes. I work from home so I don't get out as much as I'd like.
>>745707906
how much do you make?
>>745704236
>>745705685
>>745707299
y'all niggas retarded :///
So basically a faces/attention thread... count me in. Also count these digits.
Bump
>>745708595
you should become a trap
UK here.
>>745708995
you'd look better with facial hair, pretty manly
>>745708867
you should really fix your eyebrows
>>745709128
I get that one a lot.
>>745708216
It varies based on how much work they give me, but usually around $2500-3000 a month.
>>745705685
you're cute!
>>745709128
I can't grow any unfortunately. It's the one thing I'm lacking.
>>745708958
Gay sex is way too hard to be worthwhile
>>745709414
Fuckin replied to the wrong comment dipshit.
>>745709097
>>745708995
Gotta agree with this, now you look like england is your city
>>745704508
do you have autism or its just your haircut?
>>745708867
>>745709414
I've got plenty so share.
>>745704747
has anybody told you you look like the achually meme
what's up friends
>>745709677
has anybody told you you look like a baby with bear?
>>745709744
i love bears
and nah but that's both a good and bad thing
>>745707741
>>745707821
Well thanks guys.
>>745709677
>745709677
ginger ninja
>>745708595
I sense a filter
Fuck it.
Might as well
sup /b/
>>745710268
>>745710335
How old were you when you sucked your first dick?
>>745710057
Auto makeup thingy my camera does. Helps with lightning. This is a filter
>>745710727
Samsung? Turn the beauty setting to 0 and it turns it off.
>>745707307
Move i can't c the mufstain
>>745707230
spotted the nigger guys
>>745707299
Why didn't you finish Canelo Alvarez on Saturday night?
>>745702718
is that conan o brien?
>>745710859
HTC
Ik how it works, i helps a lot if you want to touch things up a bit if you wanna look better witout preparation. It can for instance filter out 2-3 days of beard if you didn't find the time to shave or similiar. But atleast it's not one of those instagram filters. That stuff tries to change your bone structure. Shit is creepy.
Here's one without anything
>>745711438
And with the auto makeup set to ten. I usually do like 2-5. Below is miniscule effect, above is plainly fake as evident
Am i the only nonwhite on 4chan?
>>745711242
No, its me
Here you go /b/
>>745702718
Why u look like bubbles
>>745712558
Who is that?
>>745712587
Trailer Park Boys
>>745702718
Nice tits
>>745712752
Bob had bitch tits
>>745712828
I wanna titty fuck em
>>745713031
your first gay experience?
>>745710335
Henlo stincky mark
Cuck
Go eat bbc cuck
>>745711067
Actually I'm an Arab.
>>745714711
you look like a nigger too. a sand nigger and a nigger
>>745714882
Jk. I'm 100% Black :^)
>>745702718
>>745702718
You've made a thread exactly like this a few weeks ago.
Fuck off.
>>745715795
And people make trap threads every day. What's your point?
>>745708867
Arya?
![IMG-20170523-WA0003[1].jpg](/data/b/thumb/1505/908/1505908349307s.jpg "IMG-20170523-WA0003[1].jpg")
Well, ama?
Well I guess i'll take the bait too
>>745716471
Why dont your people use toilets?
>>745702718
okie dokie lets play
>>745716530
are you a fan of 80's hair rock?
>>745716471
are you the dude on the other end of the phone when my computer is having issues?
>>745716875
How long ago was the child sex charge?
>>745716921
everything 80's is fine yeah
>>745717125
Eh freezing worker bro, I used to work the bandsaw for a couple months when I left school.
>>745716542
I'm not from India, I'm from Brazil. We actually use a bathroom, unless we are celebrating Carnaval in february on the streets, drunk people is always pissing around the historical buildings and in the beach
>>745716955
Haha, yes, I work with I.T and I'm your secondary support, I'm the technician field. I'm triggered to go help you when my fellow remote technician can't solve your problem through remote access or if you have a hardware problem.
>>745717066
You look like a broke version of that Olympic tranny
>>745713952
I sucked my freinds dick when I was 17
>>745717197
Ah cool!
I work in 12 degrees everyday
I'm depressed and don't wanna get out of bed today.
>>745717323
Hope you're okay anon
>>745717323
Lets fuck
Here's my semi erect cock. Ask me anything ,gay boys
What ever you do , do not ask me about murders mmk?
>>745717587
>>745717414
I live alone. My ex fiance keeps coming back into my life and vanishing again. I work too much to go out and reasons behind my ex being my ex have turned a lot of people against me. I may get a cat. Thanks for your well wishes
here's me.
Rate my cock, fags
Heres some torso. Ask away.
>>745708995
You look polish or something
>>745703085
Tips to make gains without gym equipment? I have dumb bells and a treadmill
Also diet?
>>745717722
Boy or Girl? How many months?
AmA
>>745717542
Are you guys fucking gay? Look at my floppy cock.
>>745716530
You look like the son of Wayne and Garth
>>745717902
Im not pregnant.
>>745716875
are you a butt pirate?
>Its my Birthday
>ask gibsmedaat question white boi
>>745718236
Then why do you look like that?
>>745718256
Is your name Jesse?
>>745718355
Inflammation
ama
> NB4 "why are you fat?"
it's late & i'm bored go ahead ama
>>745718399
No
Nice dubs faggot
>>745718542
Why arent you skinny
>>745718651
Fuckin new it
>>745718542
Why the fuck are you fat?
>>745718691
>>745718542
Why havent u made me a fucking knife
Sure
>>745702718
Just don't ask me about Cops & Bullets.
>>745718506
What do you use in your hair?
>>745707307
Why have I seen this photo so many times? You post it in everyone of these threads
>>745706083
But you can make a lame smug jim fave on command.
>>745719248
Where's my bike?
>>745703085
>barely taller than the doorknob
Manlet cuck
>>745707307
Fat do it with Dan looking ass
>>745717719
Rip
>>745718542
>Nb4
It's inb4
Also helo /k/
>>745719055
You know the rules
What seems to be the officer, problem?
So this just turned into a faces of /b Thread ?
>>745720244
Turned into a dead thread, tbh
>>745718935
Probably because you haven't given me dollars, cunt. Lol
>>745718667
Because I am fat.
>>745703861
check'em
>>745703861
check'em #2
>>745719666
Hail Satan and /k/!
ask away fuckheads
>>745702718
why do you post this shit every fucking night?
tis me
>>745718506
what's your cat doing?
>>745702718
whats with the belly
>>745702718
Canadafag here, sup
>>745717587
How old are you?
How many bodies are in your freezer?
Sup
>>745719438
you're either a dinaroid giant or you aren't worth anything
>>745703511
HAHAHAHAHA GYNOOO
>>745725313
how is it like to live under the equator, everything is upside down there my black teacher of science told me
>>745702718
just stop, your killing yourself for future employment.
I'll regret this.
>>745726023
no you won't. pretty sure some already zipped their pants down
>>745703511
DAB ON THEM HATERD
Nice haircut bro
No question at all?
>>745726372
got kik ?
Fuck it.
let's go.
>>745726372
do u swallow?
>>745726569
For my phone? I thought OP said no doxxing. I have other IM stuff.
>>745726827
I have before, but I don't really like the taste, so I usually wimp out.
>>745726678
Doesn't hanging out here enrage you? It's like a hurricane of racist shit.
>>745726372
How much did you get picked on in high school?
>>745726934
how lame of you
>>745727000
Eh, not really.
It's more comedic to me than anything.
>>745727019
Not too bad. I was ignored a lot by guys, and some girls were bitches, but I had friends. My school wasn't some"jock/cheerleaders run everything" TV show, so being a bit nerdy was okay.
>>745702718
Subbed /b/oi
>>745705435
Shave. You don't really go out with that shit on you do you? You wouldnt even be bad looking without it, but with it... Gross. Just gross.
I'm not sure what a face thing would do for asking someone questions but here i guess
>>745726678
What's your favorite band?
>>745727257
>a bit.
You're like female moot
Ask anything
>>745723565
What country do you live I'm? Your house looks like an Italian place
dont be to hard
>>745727655
Why do you have the complexion of the Pillsbury dough boy
irish boi here, can into attractive?
>>745727655
check'd
also lose some weight fatso
>>745703511
You look like my cock
What did you say about my penis?
>>745727635
I am? That's a new one.
>>745727676
>>745726023
tits or gtfo
>>745727795
well moot does not swallow either so
>>745704747
>>745717542
dang whats your kik dude?
>>745727913
I'm not asking for anything, genius.
>>745727797
>>745727616
Wew laddeh, that's a hard one.
I've been spamming a few bands right now.
But if i had to choose, it'd be a close tie between Coheed & Cambria , Megadeth, and The Gorillaz.
I'll listen to most anything though.
>>745728109
you got great lips tho
i would cum on your face all day
>>745728109
You don't need to be asking for anything for the rule of "tits or gtfo" to apply. It's a simple concept. If you reveal yourself to be a woman there are only two actionable courses, you can either show tits, or you can get the fuck out.
>>745727795
Show butthole
I forgot that when you a girl you get all the attention, even when ur ugly as fuck
>>745728409
Salt
>>745728310
Nope, sorry. I haven't said anything about being a woman. You're assuming it from my photos. The tits rule is about asking for special treatment.
>>745715761
>Doug Stanhope in his younger years.
>>745728476
you can't hide summerfag
>>745717222
Why do people in your country love to kill each other? Liveleak is pretty much half Brazilian.
>>745728341
That's not a question, and I doubt you'd like it much.
>>745726372
Are you Jewish?
>>745716875
I have the same flag. Long live massproduction
>>745728109
>You don't need to be asking for anything for the rule of "tits or gtfo" to apply. It's a simple concept. If you reveal yourself to be a woman there are only two actionable courses, you can either show tits, or you can get the fuck out.
I'm sick and lying in my sister's bed
>>745728497
No it's not. Even if it were I could talk about how being a woman is inherently asking for special treatment. If you actually wanted all the same rights as men I'd be able to hit you the way I'd hit a guy for crossing the line and I wouldnt get left behind on a sinking ship because "women and children first".
Ok guys guess ill bite
>>745728537
I literally said one word. Ive been here since 06. Now you don't know what to say.
>>745728727
How fucking pathetic are you? Just the fact that you answer me is enough, thanks summerfag
>>745728824
Oh BOY
>>745726023
Do you have a better face photo? Love the hair.
>>745728692
That made no sense at all: the way I'm born isn't a request for anything. WTF did I say about rights? Are you confusing me with some imaginary women in your head? I'm not taking your place on a Titanic lifeboat.
>>745728824
This isn't what moot intended.
>>745728589
Nope. Raised Christian, went through a new-age kind of phase, nothing special now.
>>745727720
Loose the weird hair.
>>745728937
You said you weren't asking for special treatment and therefore the rule didn't apply (It's never been about that, there are literally two parts to it, tits or gtfo) my counter was that being a woman in 2017 is inherently asking for special treatment. You expect it. I know you do. And if all of the concessions society makes for you vanished you would notice.
Hey /b/ros
>>745729100
If we were brothers you'd have a chin.
>>745728310
Newfag..
>>745729100
Nice cock though
Fuck me up
>>745729100
Sorry about that rotation
>>745728930
Thanks. Here: no glasses, no shirt. Maybe this will make the "tits or gtfo" guy happy too.
>>745729164
You the same dude calling other people newfags? Been here a few months and think that anyone who's actually been here any amount of time cares how long you've been here? We don't. We just want WT Snacks and an ad free 4chan back.
>>745729066
It was always about that. But then newfags, like yourself, showed up
