I am currently eating Pocky. How much longer until I am a japanese citizen? desu
do you live in hong kong desu
>>745698892
no am amerikajin desu
>>745698929
ha ha me too im from texas
>>745699013
me too........wtf ...... howdy ya'll..... konnichiwa...desu....
>>745699197
hai desu sempai
gomenasai
>houston
>>745699491
>sempai
EEEEHHHHHHH???? IIIIEEEEEEE!!!!! ANTA BAKA???? i am kouhai desu. you are senpai desu.
>Dallas
I finished my pocky but still no japanese citizenship
![[Commie] Neon Genesis Evangelion - The End of Evangelion v2 [BD 1080p AAC] [C65D0141].mkv_snapshot_01.08.40_[2016.11.20_20.29.43].jpg](/data/b/thumb/1505/888/1505888498448s.jpg "[Commie] Neon Genesis Evangelion - The End of Evangelion v2 [BD 1080p AAC] [C65D0141].mkv_snapshot_01.08.40_[2016.11.20_20.29.43].jpg")
>>745699846
!!! ok kouhai, i will treat you well, like my older brother.
i eat pocky before alot! my mama always gave me them when i was kid. so tasty heh
Faggots
![[2D4U]Neon_Genesis_Evangelion_BD_26[1080p_DualAudio](4D367F3E).mkv_snapshot_10.33_[2016.12.04_21.56.00].jpg](/data/b/thumb/1505/888/1505888726577s.jpg "[2D4U]Neon_Genesis_Evangelion_BD_26[1080p_DualAudio](4D367F3E).mkv_snapshot_10.33_[2016.12.04_21.56.00].jpg")
>>745700189
Aka means red
Aoi means blue
Midori means green
Hanabi means fireworks
Yare yare daze is roughly analogous to the English phrase, "good grief".
Ocha means tea
Gaijin means foreigner
>>745700092
We both eat pocky senpai! I only allow myself to eat japanese food so that one day i may turn into shinji-kun. Like sushi desu! OISHII!!! Then my transformation will be complete!
>>745700189
You’re out
https://youtu.be/WdNX9I_fMFM
>>745700659
>I only allow myself to eat japanese food so that one day i may turn into shinji-kun
ha ha i like this goal! i eat onigiri, natto, nori, daifuku, etc... i also like drink green tea
there is a japanese specialty food store in houston called "daido" i go to sometimes. maybe they have it in dallas or something similar, it is really convenient for me to get japanese food there
>>745701200
HAI watashi go to nippon store . i have already fooled the nipponjin cashiers into thinking I am one of them! Also I buy lots of anime and manga from amazon.co.jp . it costs lots of yen to ship it to texas but it is worth it desu!
>>745701622
i just torrent my anime/manga from nyaa.si desu kouhai.
nippon store sounds cool !!!! :)
>>745702043
I used to torrent and save everything to hard drives but now I must get the blurays from the motherland so that gaijin-san desu won't call me a fake japan-jin person ne? I also listen to nippon music, and vocaloid. Japan is so advanced. Fighting robots!
![[EG]ZZ_Gundam_BD_29_Resub(720p)[733E482C].mkv_snapshot_18.16_[2017.08.05_20.03.06].png](/data/b/thumb/1505/891/1505891197847s.jpg "[EG]ZZ_Gundam_BD_29_Resub(720p)[733E482C].mkv_snapshot_18.16_[2017.08.05_20.03.06].png")
>>745702667
nippon music, what is your favoirte? vocaloid too. ha ha! incidentally, i went through my computer and found this laser beam robot.
>>745703183
"Lilia ~from Ys~" is my favorite desu.
But I especially love vocaloid because 2D is best.
If only shinji-kun would get in the robot.
What sort of things do you like senpai?!
![[Vivid] Mushishi Zoku Shou - 09 [DE04C5DF].mkv_snapshot_08.52_[2017.07.12_13.47.56].jpg](/data/b/thumb/1505/892/1505892054205s.jpg "[Vivid] Mushishi Zoku Shou - 09 [DE04C5DF].mkv_snapshot_08.52_[2017.07.12_13.47.56].jpg")
>>745703769
Lifting weights brah, gonna get big brah.
Japanese cars brah. Such as Honda, Toyota, Mazda... :)
I will visit Japanese paddy fields someday... and drink tea under tree... the air will have a nice smell because of all the grass. I will pray under tree and achieve "meikyo-shisui" because my mind will be pure, innocent, and peaceful. Then I will be able to cut trees with even just a rusted katana.
http://www.kendo-guide.com/meikyo-shisui.html
I am listening to Lilia ~from Ys~ right now. I really like this song.
>>745704030
NANI!? WEIGHTS? the only weights i use are stacks of paper to prepare watashi for my salaryman desk job in nippon!! Watashi think:
ICHI: use train to be japanese
NI: buy japanese car to be japanese
SAN: get rid of car and use bike for bonus points
I want to live in the mountains and bike for hours along the countryside to my office building where I will work all day long. Or maybe I will become a good house-husband and take care of the home.
I am glad you like the songs senpai desu!
>>745704869
>not lifting weights
>in 2017
yare yare daze to be honest fam
i would like to use a bike sometime too... and use train for longer trips
>I am glad you like the songs senpai desu!
thank you. here is a japanese song i like too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO8h-yF7SiY
im writing poems in japanese, i hope they are kawaii
> https://vocaroo.com/i/s0UbLycdlsmF
![Hokuto no Ken 003 (DVD 640x476 x264 10bit AC3) [7CB36B2E].mkv_snapshot_11.01_[2017.08.20_06.16.35].png](/data/b/thumb/1505/893/1505893553998s.jpg "Hokuto no Ken 003 (DVD 640x476 x264 10bit AC3) [7CB36B2E].mkv_snapshot_11.01_[2017.08.20_06.16.35].png")
>>745705265
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
[spoiler]hokuto no ken is in my top 9 anime[/spoiler]
>>745705210
> http://www.kendo-guide.com/meikyo-shisui.html
arigatou gozaimasu senpai I needed to calm my mind. One step closer to thinking in japanese desu!
I am looking for my samurai. Or maybe I should become my own samurai.
> Not even linking to the music video
nani the hell senpai!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_qwUS8Uqjg
One step ahead of you, I already had the music video downloaded to my compyuuta desu. Very good very japan.
>>745705265
chotto kawaii gaijin-san
![[Mites] Mushishi - 05 [720p][H264][AAC].mp4_snapshot_03.10_[2017.08.11_19.25.16].jpg](/data/b/thumb/1505/894/1505894386973s.jpg "[Mites] Mushishi - 05 [720p][H264][AAC].mp4_snapshot_03.10_[2017.08.11_19.25.16].jpg")
>>745705695
>One step ahead of you, I already had the music video downloaded to my compyuuta desu
i guess you could say that i was...
ninja'd.
i go to sleep now, nice talk with you kouhai-san.
>>745698748
maa, seikaku ni shitara nihongo was dou desu ka?
(Well, to answer accurately, how's your Japanese?)
Kakuno wa? (書くのは?)
How about writing?
「Pocky」o taberu no shika dekinai nara, nandaka tarinai... desu.
If you can only eat Pocky, that's kinda... not enough.
Hakujin dattara, muri desuyone.
If you're a white guy, it's impossible.
>>745700368
What about grammar?
文法は?
ばか外人
>>745706114
Aww okay OYASUMI NASAI senpai!! You will be missed! Arigatou gozaimasu for talking with watashi desu!!
Only drunk guys complaining about their work with other co-workers or at a Snack (hostess bar) use "yare yare da ze"
Good thread desu
>>745706272
>ばか外人
I'll have you know I graduated top in my japanese class and I am no "idiot foreigner". I am almost completely japanese at this point. I have spent my days reading manga and watching anime. You think I wouldn't be able to read your BAKA comment? ANTA BAKA??
>>745706272
>ばか外人
>カタカナを使わずにバカにするのを挑戦してる
やり方を習え。
Moshi moshi motherfuckers.
>>745706398
HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY SENPAI IN THIS WAY!!!! BAAAAAAAKA! i bet you are gaijin-san and don't understand the nippon-jin way of doing things. pathetic.
le japscrap cartoons thread
>>745706522
まあ、アニメや漫画で日本語を学ぶことはいいけど、足りてるか?
>>745706452
arigatou gaijin-san :D
>>745706792
HAI! はい、私は日本語を今知っています! nihongo !
I listen to this to practice my japanese: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>>745706582
A little bitch cursed the hell did you tell me? I graduated top of my class should know that the Navy Seals, and I have been involved in numerous attacks on the hidden Al Qaeda, and I am more than 300 confirmed kills. Gorilla War I troops in training and I think all the top sniper. What do you want me to, but just a different audience. I was celebrating my words fuck on the floor, holding or has never been seen before, and put out a fuck. I think you can get away with that, I went on the Internet? Think again, Dick. This time I touch my secret network of spies in the United States and the IP is really looking for, and so you're better prepared for the storm worm. The storm swept again you need a little bit of life. You are fucking dead, boy. At any time I could be, and the murder of more than seven hundred ways, and it's in my hands. I'm just really unarmed combat training, but I do not have access to a whole arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I think of the small, the poor donkey had to be used to the full. Only what you want your little unholy vengeance "smart" if they are able to learn about you from falling, maybe you keep fucking tongue. But you can not if you did not, and now you have to pay for the damn fool, are the winner. I went to Fury, and you will drown. You are fucking dead, Kiddo.
>>745706522
それにしても、「バカ」を使っても、「あんた」は仲良しの女っぽい感じる。
Even if you use "ANTA" with "BAKA", "anta" still has a close friend and feminine kind of feel to it...
だからそう言ったレベルなはずの人の為、ちょっと合ってないなぁ。子供やどうかしてるみたい。So it doesn't really match for someone supposed to be at your said level. It's like your a kid or messed in the head.
>>745707220
nani did you just say about me you little baka desu? watashi'll have you know watashi graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and watashi have been involved in numerous secret raids on haters of anime, and watashi have over san hyaku confirmed kiru desu. watashi wa trained in anime warfare and watashi wa the top otaku in all of Nihon desu. you are nothing to watashi but just another targetto desu. watashi will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this sekai, mark my fucking words desu. you think you can get away with that shit to me over the internet desu? Think again, baka desu. As we speak, watashi wa contacting my secret network of spies across all of Nihon and your IP is being trace right now so you better prepare for the storm, baka desu. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life desu. You're fucking dead, baka desu. Watashi can be anywhere, anytime, and watashi can kill you in over nana hyaku ways, and that's just with my bare hands desu. Not only am watashi extensively trained in unarmed combat, but watashi have access to the entire arsenal of the Nihongo's anime and watashi will use it to its full extent to wipe your baka ass off the face of the continent, you little baka desu. If only you could have know what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking dakimakura desu. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price, you goddamn baka desu. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it desu. You're fucking dead, baka desu.
>>745707247
Non Japs trying to give Jap lessons on an English imageboard..... owned by a Jap.
Next time name this pathetic cancer YCYL, spastic weebs geez
>>745707247
anata are obviously gaijin-san, not japanese like me. try again baka desu my nihongo is foolproof. I have been speaking with japanese people on skype for years by now and I have flawless grammar desu. Asuka says ANTA BAKA and so it is correct. HAI
>>745707220
( ´∀`)ハハハ
それはいわゆる「コピーパスタ」だろうなぁ。オモロイ!( *´艸｀)
ごめん、文書は長すぎて、読めんww。いわれる「tl;dr」だろうwww
>>745707515
>>745707247
>>745706881
>>745706792
>>745706582
>>745706522
>>745706393
>>745706178
>>745700368
Literal faggots.
>>745707510
eat my ass gaijin-san...b-BAKA!
> weeb
no, anon, I am japanese you may refer to me as kouhai or sensei. desu.
>>745707599
>>745707657
You too.
>>745706881
そうっすか。
えええ、じゃ日本国内に住んでいるかい?
会おう、君
>>745707515
https://vocaroo.com/i/s13P3sewPdll
>>745707757
私はアメリカに住んでいる
>>745707820
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s13P3sewPdll
I am fluent in both english and japanese and I am afraid to tell you gaijin-san that your english is a little lacking.
ICHI : when you pronounce "ASUKA" you say assuka but it is ahsuka. i am sorry to have embarrassed you in this way desu. it is because you are non-japanese so you cannot understand. watashi japanese desu.
.... b-b-BAKA
>>745708028
im afraid you are simply incorrect, anon
>>745708028
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gQkRtD2aOD
IM MORE FLUENT THEN YOU.
>>745708168
EEH?? iie. i'll have you know i have studied english and japanese for years and I even taught some classes because I am so advanced. You cannot even comprehend the level of japanese that watashi desu am on desu. kouhai knows best.
>>745707657
>>745707677
I'll bite. I've lived in Japan for 6 years now.
Japanese are actually quite proud of their anime, video games, and bands and are just plain happy when they see foreigners embrace it, even when it's like that 2005 Sakura-con commercial that your comic recreates badly (at least use caps for their dialogue; can barely read that shit). It's just funny seeing these threads on /b/ so I reply and see how's it going back here, poke some faggots. I've come here on an interesting day.
>>745707857
あ、そっか。何歳?いきなり質問、失礼しますね。
>>745708448
>"you" instead of "anata"
it's plain as day, isn't it baka? Watashi no nihongo esta very good y tu no estas good japanese fluencia no desu. anata baka. anta baka. watashi no un-baka desu! haha
>>745708594
oh another japanese person here besides myself! finally! someone else who can actually understand watashi.
>>745708679
私は二十歳です. y tu?
>>745708723
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1hvZHTxPPE3
Its you who is owned, kid.
>>745708487
>EEH??
Made me kek a little IRL
>>745708845
I'm not Japanese, but a permanent resident in Japan. I'm originally from Canada.
If you want me to say it in Japanese: 日本人じゃないけど、永住者ですね。出身はカナダ。
>>745709030
> anta and anata are same
nani are you doing gaijin-san. Japanese pronounce different because they are spelled different, even a gaijin-san should be able to tell that! BAAAAAAKA! HENACHOKO!
> Being this gaijin-san
Get some help desu. Watashi (sensei-chan) could offer to give anata japanese lessons but only if you pay watashi for the emotional labor I would expend. how dare you even come into this thread knowing so little japanese. What do you think this is? Amerika? no gaijin-san this is nihon. but you probably don't even know what that means because anta BAKA. eeeeee...
>>745698748
90% chance your Pocky was made in Thailand. No joke. It's actually extremely hard to find Japanese made Pocky here.
All the Pocky at Walmart is genuine Pocky, but it's the made-in-Thailand distribution.
Hi-Chew at Walmart in the Asian foods section is genuine, but made in Thailand.
Hi-Chew at Walmart in the CANDY aisle is genuine, but made in Japan.
Identical bags even, except for the country of origin.
It's so hard to be Japanese in America!!! Anyway, there's a protip for everyone.
>>745709058
Watashi am very happy to be spread joy of japanese with gaijin-san!
>>745709201
Any advice for someone struggling to learn nip?
>>745708988
いわ、平成なんだ。
僕は30歳ですね。
I just showed this thread to my Japanese gf and she is laughing at how stupid all of you sound.
>>745709430
the best thing desu is to study because that how anata learn :) watashi study with cute guy makes study easier and japanese flow directly into head desu. watashi very gifted but maybe you are too and can become japanese like watashi soon desu!!!
>>745709430
Is there anything you're finding difficult in particular?
(何か特に難しいところがあるか?)
>>745709402
watashi pocky is japanese desu just like me. keep your filth amerika-jin desu pocky away baka. i only eat 100% official emperor stamped pockty for my pockty needs and wants and desires. if i cant' be sent the pocky from japan i have plans in place to grow it myself in the fields.. watch yourself anon you don;t know who you are dealing with here. japanese expert des.
>>745709644
Eh shit. That's always the answer though, I suppose. Gotta knuckle down then. Thanks Senpai.
>>745709665
Learning Hinagata. For some reason I can't get any of the moonrunes memorized. Although this did make me think maybe I should get an actual lesson book rather than self study.
I looked up what Pocky is and we have some stuff called Mikado in Europe that looks exactly like it. Weird
>>745709800
> senpai
NANI THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME.
IT IT KOUHAI
MY PRONOUNS ARE KOUHAI AND SENSEI
if you wont respect my honorifics what are you even doing trying to learn nipponjingo. try again later you aren't capable yet. what a disgrace. DESU WATASHI ashamed for anata. my failed pupil.
>>745709503
Then she should understand both of these requests:
You have a source JAV code for that gif?
その映像のAVビデオコードを教えてください。なかったら、おっぱいを撮ってアップしてください。
>>745709800
>Learning Hinagata. For some reason I can't get any of the moonrunes memorized.
Same problem here.
>>745709917
I don't have the code, but I will try to look. And I am not uploading any pics of my gf.
>>745709907
Welp. Guess I should sudoku.
>>745709983
Look up Human Japanese. The Hiragana part is free and helped me learn them in a few days, and fully memorize them in a week or so.
The entire program is amazing. But I still don't know it fluently because I have no real need to. I just find linguistics interesting.
>>745710075
Will do. Thanks m8. Have a drawing of Arino Shinya because I couldn't find the pic I wanted to post.
>>745709907
Kouhai is not a pronoun that's attached to name when conversing. It's mostly just a paper-only thing. Also, noone "wants" to be called kouhai. Calling you sempai is correct because you are supposedly in a more advanced stage in learning. There's no choosing honorifics; there's no "my honorifics". Everyone follows the same rules here.
>>745709800
I highly recommend "Remembering the Kana" by James Heisig. You can learn them in 3 days. He also wrote "Remembering the Kanji" (aka RTK) which was immensely popular pre-2010, but now maybe not anymore with all the online tools.
Pic is huge cheap-ass sushi rolls available at supermarkets here. And yes, they make sushi out of tuna salad too.
>>745709402
Even the Pocky in the local anime shops I go to is made in Thailand. Pisses me off. They have genuine Meiji chocolate bars sometimes, though. Made in Japan.
>>745709879
Same parent company, I believe.
>>745710338
Y'know what? I'm gonna buy that book right now. Thanks man.
>>745710007
Thanks. Haha, typical of Japanese women. They won't even do it on SNS. I do love the women here though. Good on you man.
Put me in the screenshot please. Desu watashi if you are taking a screenshot. If I keep fapping to japanese traps, will I become nipponese? Yare yare daze this makes me think...
>>745710028
I lol'd.
切腹じゃなけどね( *´艸｀)
>>745710338
I want to be called kouhai. this is non-negotiable. i will commit sepuku if no call watashi kouhai. DESU DESU.
You will follow my honorifics or perish gaijin-san. You come to my thread and disrespect your elders like this. Shameful... BAKA
nani many times i gotta splain this!?!
>>745710328
NP, it looks kinda like pic related. It also has quizes and shit, plus cultural lessons, grammar lessons. It is a good crash course into Japanese language/concepts.
It is for almost every desktop OS and mobile device too.
>>745710507
indeed fap trap will japanese make i can assure your gaijin-san self of these truths to be self evident
>>745710583
>disrespect your elders
But kohai is the less experienced and usually younger one.. I don't get it.
>>745710637
Yeah I've already downloaded the trial version. I'll take a look at it in the evening.
>>745710371
I'm sick of Meiji chocolate here and miss Nestlé and Cadbury stuff...
>>745710701
I tend to only communicate with those who have god-like nipponjin abilities, so this is not usually a problem. I decided to facilitate communications with the gaijin-sans of the world to show how eating pocky can turn you japanese. But I am used to being called kouhai because I surround myself with strong men who know their nipponjingo desu. Usuually I am kouhai desu. So you all have the fucking gaijin privledge of calling your superior kouhai. but deep down in your dirty gaijin-san heart you know..... you know....
>>745710666
>666
checkd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34UutDrXV2Q
>>745710929
arigatou gozaimasu
>>745710427
Cheers. Good luck.
>>745710583
No, simply put, if you're Japanese you have to adhere to the system with everyone else. There is no "my honorifics", and to to say so is actually very "wagamama" and "meiwaku o kakeru" into other people and super frowned-upon. This is why Japanese are seen as so polite.
>>745710701
Yeah he doesn't know what he's talking about.
>>745711154
> Yeah he doesn't know what he's talking about.
Says the gaijin-san.
I am japanese I know these things I have eaten my share of pocky. It is right in the manga you baka. this is basic ettiquetite and i am surpriese you do not know these things. you should call a japanese person as kouhai if they are asking to be kouhai that is how it works you incredible baka!
> Posting loli in my thread
go back to amerikajin desu get out of japanese onry board desu!! GAIJIN-SAN DETECTED.
>>745710884
Hahaha, I see.
皇紀を使うと、お誕生日はいつですか?
>>745711609
休日desu
>>745711443
I took this picture... It's at Melonbooks Ikebukuro. This kind of stuff is more allowed to be produced in Japan than America last time I checked.
>>745711814
delet this. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THIS OFF THIS THREAD. this is not very japanese of you. GAIJIN-SAN. desu.
>>745711724
その回答は対応できません。
ちゃんと読んで理解上、答えてください。
>>745711814
filthy gaijin-san go back to amerikago desu OUT OUT OUT
>>745711154
>dat Gacha machine
Made me remember Begiragons. Too bad Megwin fucked his marriage and that channel up just as I was really getting into it.. I loved that stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Z8xMYKL3Q&list=PLQkjfTcJDYrs0fAr_-URYsh9chcPGntAw
>>745712022
12月23日 D E S U gomene gozaimasu
>>745712037
その回答は対応できません。
トランプも同意するよ
>>745712128
年は欠けてるんだけど
>>745712470
1933年12月23日 DESU
(‿)
>>745712074
Hahaha wow that's amazing. I never heard of this guy. Ya gacha are great. Expensive, but quality of the toys are actually good. What do you mean? How did his channel get fucked?
oyasumi nasai /b/ i hope you learned some japanese desu! sayounara!
>>745712623
いやいや、年は西暦じゃばくて、皇紀年度で書いてください。
>>745698748
i had mars bars flavored pockys recently. would eat again.
Does someone wanna adopt some suicidal fag?
I probably just gonna kill myself this year but maybe one of you need some kind of slave or shit like that
I don't ask anything but water and floor to sleep
>>745698748
That depends. How long till you have an in-demand technical credential and domestic business contacts?
