Secret sharing time, u know u want to
bump
i fap to cock
I migh be trans...I've told no one...
>>745691709
I might have.....fucked your mother.
>>745692693
why u think that?
I trust /b/ more then my family
>>745691709
i a nigga out here tryna get a good ol toe sucking, ya feel?
>>745692991
sevret time. I want this guy to halt being a nigger
>>745692887
I have no desire to be a man, but I really want to be a girl, the older I get, the more I want to fulfill a femine role in a relationship, I realized that if I'd never meet anyone that I knew prior to today and would be passable, I'd transition, today...Little things, like that...I have no desire to be masculine...
I'll have to think about this question. Too many secrets I wanna share but don't know where to start lmao
I shit in the shower. Don't invite me over to your place.
I'm currently in exile in Northern California after my mom walked in my sister sucking my dick
>>745693308
Btw what do, /b/? Accept life as trannyfag, let my numbness and apathy totally overcome me or hold tightly to whatever masculinity I have left, even though I can think of no reason to do so? Fuck, man, life is hard. None of those choices seem to be all that good, and have huge downsides. Fuck me.
We have this thread every day
I can't get aroused unless I really hurt somebody mentally. For some reason chicks I've been with accept that.
>>745693664
Be who you want to be. You are in control of your life and you only live once. Do what makes you happy.
>>745693728
This bring me memories
>>745693896
That's just it: I don't know what would make me happy. I've decided the truth is more important. Now, however, having made so many decisions disregarding my own happiness, I've lost any metric to determine what to do with my life when it doesn't come to truth or morality. I don't know how to make these decisions. At all.
bump
bumsdfgfds
I want to raise my daughter to be a total slut and early sexual being: any ideas as of how to achieve that?
sometimes i bump threads.
>>745694915
getting out of you mom's basement and finding a female to have sex with is a good start
>>745695394
Surprise married for 15 yrs...any thing else?
My current girlfriend makes me want to die pretty bad and is emotionally abusive and I'm like in love with 3 other girls but I can't leave her because I'm afraid she'll hurt herself or lie about me and itll be my fault
>>745695394
Lel
fonger
I've met someone online and have known them for years now, we even have a little fling going. We know how we both look, no catfish so we know what to expect. And we keep flirting and talk about sex, thing is we've never meet before. How do I approach once we do meet?
Whenever I hear news about an attack or like as of late the hurricanes and just recently the quake in Mexico. I hope for it to get worse or something major to happen. Like I want a huge after shock to totally like decimate things or the hurricane heading towards Puerto Rico to like do insane damage like ungodly almost wipe it off the planet damage. I just want to see something happen that's insane nigh unbelievable to the masses.
>>745697258
Glad I'm not alone. There's this girl I'm talking to who feels the same way. We don't necessarily enjoy the idea of these people losing their property or their lives, but damn is the shock and awe exciting!
>>745697560
That's kind of what I feel. I want to see something that leaves people in awe or or horrified for weeks or even months.
>>745697258
> I just want to see something happen that's insane nigh unbelievable to the masses.
dude, that shit happens.
Do you remember the boxing day tsunami? that shit killed 250 000 people. one wave, a quarter of a million people gone in a dozen countries.
that earthquake that fucked up japan in 2011? that killed 15k people, fucked up a huge amount of the coast, destroyed hundreds of thousands of buildings, and caused a nuclear disaster - In the country best prepared for it in the whole world. anywhere else would have had hundreds of thousands dead.
You don't have to hope for that kind of fucking crazy shit to happen, it happens. just give it a couple of years.
>>745697737
We love watching the reactions on Youtube as well. You ever rewatch old 9/11 vids just for the reactions? I have no idea why I find it so damn intriguing.
>>745697560
she sounds like a keeper m8. she good lokking?
I was an addict for 6 years and no one around me knew. Not my friends, family, or girlfriend (currently fiance). My drug of choice was benzos in general, and I got up to taking 12 MG a day (6 bars) without it even phasing me. I was not able to stop cold turkey because benzo withdrawal can be deadly. It was absolutely terrible and I contemplated suicide many times. It took me 3 months to safely taper off and I am now 9 months clean! Unfortunately I can not share this accomplishment with anyone, so I am all alone in this battle. I still can't believe I was able to quit, I think about them every god damn day.
>>745698540
>benzos
>an addict
How the fuck
>>745698138
6.5/10, but I have a thing for short girls and she told me she's into submission so that makes a 9/10 for me. Shes 4foot 9inches, dyed black hair, perky tits, but a below average ass. Personality makes up for it though. But I really wish she had a better butt. I am definitely an ass man.
>>745698810
How the fuck what?
>>745699123
Thats just sedative shit how u get used to it. There is not even any sort of real euphoria.
My wife is on a business trip again... Day 3 and I'm blowing every load on her favorite hat so when she comes home and we go out, she'll be wearing a cum crown.
>>745698963
Show her
>>745700075
I cum buckets on her clothes and she doesn't notice the stains, the swirly pearly radiance when she wears them.
I've even left subdued stains in the lapels of her business suits... I often wonder if others have noticed during meetings and thought, hmmm...
Lmao
>>745696497
Once she's out of your hands, she's no longer your problem
You could die from a brain aneurysm RIGHT THIS SECOND, and life is already pretty fucking unbearable, y complicaye it further with something you can actually control
Protip: lockdown another girl before u drop this one, bitches can smell single
>>745696497
Bro get out of there. Don't blame yourself for anything. It's their choice.
Get out....
>>745692780
If you only think you might have then you didn't, OP's mom is incredibly well practiced at fucking, she's unforgettable
>>745698963
>>745700241
i second this, anon. pics or fake!!!
>>745694915
How old is she now? It might be too late if you don't start early.
>>745692900
that's a horrible mistake. Were you not here yesterday when a faggot named mark was dox'd just for our entertainment? This is retarded and you should know better, faggot
on days when my mother worked late, my father would get me drunk and make me suck his dick
I always looked forward to it cause I enjoyed being drunk
>>745700932
When I'm getting fucked I like to be their bitch.
>>745700932
Sounds like a win win situation to me...
>>745700932
At least YOUR dad got you drunk first
>>745700241
>>745700803
Not posting pics of her on this godforsaken website. I don't care if you guys believe me or not.
>>745701242
What happened to you?
>>745696424
Disgusting. Kill yourself
>>745700932
When did it start, and m or fem?
Fucked my ex, fuck buddy and drunk chick at a bar before going home to fuck my gf
>>745701423
Faggot
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59bd67f0a1217
>>745696424
>married
lol. you fell for the biggest jew scam in all of humanity
>>745701490
ever been blasted in the ass on thanksgiving?
Gf is mentally ill. Was raped instead of being raised as a kid apparently.
She dug in deep.
I am absolutely stuck.
Small town
She moved from across country
Becomes satan after 700ml
Im ready to file a protective order.
Don't really enjoy living anymore.
PSA: please do not rape your young daughters. No matter how fucking sexy they are, PLEASE, don't get drunk and rape your kids. Even if you blow your brains out, a regular guy might end up being stabbed in his leg in the middle of the night only to see his gf stab herself so that the guy has no options.
There are things worse than death.
Imagine getting stuck with a mentally ill girl who has cp from when she was passed around her family members...threatening to end your career and harm your loved ones.
Raping kids creates an evil i never thought could be real.
Please do not rape your kids.
>>745701717
Oh shit...never thought of it like that...
>>745701525
m
happened from ages 12-14
>>745701766
ok well if you put it like that i'll try to tone it down
>>745701725
Tell us more, anon.
>>745701893
Kek
>>745701766
>No matter how fucking sexy they are, PLEASE, don't get drunk and rape your kids
totally agreed, i never will. i like to fuck them when im sober, is much better for both of us.
>>745701725
Who hasn't?
>>745697230
Say hey let's meet
>>745701766
Well gosh anon, I'll sure try to stop
>>745701766
>girl who has cp from when she was passed around her family members
Ok, so she gets off to watching this? Did she incorporate it into sex?
>>745697230
"show bobs nd vageen"
>>745702055
>Did she incorporate it into sex?
has anyone ever told you your autism flares through your text?
>>745701928
>>745701989
One min, writing
I have taken countless photos at a nude beach in Hawaii.
>>745701766
>There are things worse than death.
everything is worse than death, death is the ultimate grand prize in life.
If I didn't have a telephoto lens at this beach I would use my phone and pretend I was talking on the phone while taking pictures using the volume key.
i've worm my mom's plaid, button up underwear, which used to be her ex boyfriend's
>>745701962
Bust every nut you want to your kylie, vicky, and cat.
Those humans exist as life sucking monsters after dad goes to prison. The shit they've repressed becomes a force unlike anything imaginable.
The elite are onto something with the pedo rings.
I want to help my gf, but i can't even begin to explain how fucked her brain is. She forgot how to open a door and threatened to have me arrested.
I never thought I'd understand why humans kill eachother.
I went to this beach in Hawaii with a platonic female friend and used a gopro to get shots of her vag while she was skinny dipping with me.
>>745702421
Yeah most of us were here three hours ago, faget. Thanks for the reposted reposts
i know where cotton eye joe came from and where he went. I also know why he moves so often...
>>745702491
>most of us were here three hours ago
Speak for yourself, faggot.
>>745702055
Has a person ever threatened to send their own cp to your workplace?
>>745701989
>>745701928
>be me for a sec
>dad is an asshole, always drunk an shit
>blames the drinking on our family all being drunks, despite him going to the store every day for more drinks
>at thanksgiving, talking with cousins and shit
>spill
>motherfucking
>cranberry sauce on the "got damn carpet"
>absolute silence as whole family looks away from me as dad gets up, almost dislocates my shoulder as he grabs my arm, taking me to our oh so conveniently sound proof basement
>I knew I was getting the shit beat out of me, but apparently dominating me wasn't enough in that regard
>one beating and a wider asshole later I'm left crying in the basement while father goes upstairs to do "damage control"
>mfw I have to up there later and talk about what I'm thankful for
I fucking hate thanksgiving
>>745702612
>>745702491
here's not a repost. I was close enough for them to have noticed but around some foliage.
my friend has a 13 year old daughter. When I come over I grab her used panties and sniff them while jacking off in their bathroom.
>>745702672
You havent fapped to their greentexts bc they kill themselves.
>>745702785
Chill the fuck out, psycho. One day a person will touch your peepee.
>>745702672
Anon, your story is fucking crazy. But you're kind of writing it in riddle style. If that's how you write, ok, but maybe a few more details, not in a salacious sense, but just so we can understand what's happening?
This girl is deranged from being raped by her father, and others. we get that. But that she has cp of herself is so fucking crazy, it's hard to even comprehend.
>>745701766
Tumblr is that way.
>>745698963
>4'9"
b o o s t e r
s e a t
>>745703147
No pizza for you.
>>745702759
How old were you?
I still donut know how to make a strong alcoholic mixed drink without the taste of alcohol
>>745703281
like 12/13
>>745702786
Is this the only thing you've done in your life related to this type of attraction?
>>745702990
Do you have any experience with 'modeling/acting' as a kid?
Hundreds of cumbuckets don't get famous. They end up killing themselves, and some trick regular anons into a relationship and then lock every fucking exit.
Im pissed. I love my family so i cant become an hero and it sucks.
She will use her own fucking rape vids against me for power.
Im a male
She is female
Attorney only recommends running away and securing alibi. Pls kill me
>>745702337
Just think.
You could leave right this second.
Just go off the grid, change all your social network accounts, etc
pretend it was all a really sad movie.
You're
>>745696497
this guy right?
>>745694169
Stop being such a fag and play the cards you were dealt. You'll never actually be able to be a women anyways, so boo fucking hoo
>>745703613
I know. Thanks, anon. Saving money now and lying to the retarded bitch to keep things livable until i can run.
Seriously, if any dad pedos are reading this, you have no idea what raping your daughter does to normal guys.
>>745703592
>Do you have any experience with 'modeling/acting' as a kid?
Of course not, why?
How did you meet her and when did you realize she was psycho?
>>745691709
I snort Clorox hoping billy mays will milk my prostrate while we listen to Bach.
I know it's foolish because he'd dead and all that I guess it's just a childhood dream I've never quite let go of.
>>745703915
I want Mays Billy to invert my cock and seal my asshole with Mighty Putty
>>745702759
>things that never happened
>>745703327
Peach five alive and gin literally just tastes like juice. I just figured this out like a month ago
>>745703473
Yeah, I honestly have never had pedophilic thoughts before meeting his daughter. To me she is just somehow perfect. FeelsNablokovman :/
>>745704176
>things that should happen*
Fixed it bro
>>745703814
We met when we were younger. I played nice, so i became the only good guy later in life. She contacted me out of the blue. Timing was incredibly coincidental bc i was in her area for work temporarily. That helped me ignore minor red flags and just go with it.
Moved her in w me a few weeks later.
Its obvious now she faked the happy honeymoon weeks of our relationship.
A month in, I knew she had brain damage. It was her eyes. She got in a bad state...mix of mental illnesses and alcoholism, and i could see it. I've seen a person kill someone and its in their fucking eyes.
I've always laughed at gaslighting and abusive relationships. Like fucking walk away lolol. Shit is not cash. Its hell and its real
>>745704176
>nigger who doesn't believe everything he reads
You're not special, believe it or not my ass was prematurely destroyed because of cranberry sauce
>>745703327
A properly mixed Moscow mule (Vodka, ginger beer, Angostura bitters, lime) is both very strong while also having the important property of not tasting like nigger kool-aid.
>>745691709
Used to steal my ex gfs little sisters panties. She was 10.
>>745704381
That what you get you little prick
>>745704378
Just tell your family about this shit. Run dude, fucking RRRUUUUUNNNNNN
>>745704378
You're just gonna have to kill her anon
Put her outta her misery
>>745704127
I like to believe billy mays wants that too champ... maybe he wants that too.
Gotta repeat myself her sorry.
Raping your daughter unleashes monster on society. Please just rape 3rd world brown kids instead. Their used to it.
>>745704381
No you weren't, you're just a gay horny little faggot making shit up. Fuck off
>>745704692
shut up
Once I cum on my moms shoes ant let them dry next day she wore them and seeing this makes me rock hard it was so wrong and so amazing
im into young boys :(
they seem so perfect to me
>>745704692
i hope someone puts that upon you, we'll see you laugh then
>>745704870
m/f
>>745696424
Your halfway there lad now you need to have sex.
>>745704983
m, 19
>>745704378
My sense is then, like most crazy girls, she was a blast at first. Fucked like mad, incorporated any kink you wanted. Based upon what you've written you don't seem to mind pizza, etc. When and how did she reveal her past?
the best thing about my summer job is interacting with all the cute lolis. cash under the table is nice also.
>>745704936
Yo im ready to kill myself after what a former cumpanda has done to me.
Please keep the kid raping outside of weatern civilization.
>>745693515
How old was she? Was it consensual?
>>745705078
After punching me in the head for refusing to lie about her alcoholism. I tried to leave and she clamped down.
I had internet access in middle school like everyone else. Kazaa and bearshare were cool.
Will never deny that women become less attractive after 16.
>>745693515
should have invited mom to a 3some
>>745705418
And did you share your preference with her, or did she tell you? Did she show you the vids?
bmpp
a couple weeks ago my friend/housemate got dumped by his gf. me and her had sex just a couple hours later and have fucked quite a few more times. he has no idea
bump 4 science
when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, were fuck buddies for a long time. she was an awesome fucktoy
I've given consensual oral sex to a super cute 9yo girl quite a few times
i abused my partners pet bird. attempted to suffocate it without killing it, threw it across the room back and forth so much it could no longer fly and broke one of its wings. it died slowly as i hit it with a stick over and over ass it lied on the floor. i did the same to a baby chick prior to this, except i directly suffocated it to death.
i would do it again if i had the chance. i never told my partner the truth other than lied about their death about being sick. personally i admire animals, but not birds. i really fucking hate them for a reason.
>>745705418
> Kazaa and bearshare were cool.
ho shit I forgot about bearshare
did anybody else use audiognome?
>>745707785
>consensual
im a girl.
I'm a sociopath.
>>745708014
I'm too tired to care
>>745707840
obviously not in the eye of the law but yes in the sense of 2 people mutually agreeing to do something together,
>>745691709
I like a 14 yo girl
bimp
>>745708102
Same, feel no remorse for manipulating, abusing and destroying people emotionally, physically and mentally. I leave a wake of destruction in regards to previous relationships.
Im an excellent liar, bullshitted my way into positions im not qualified or experienced to do.
I like to destroy people, build them up to my own liking then destroy it all again.
All the while I feel absolulty nothing.
I feel like shit because i have feelings for my younger cousin, and i would rather not be a fucking bum fuck nowhere type Cletus fuck, so i keep her at a arms distance then completely try ignoring her, but even after months of not talking to me she just smiles and it eats me alive how she just exudes love to me but not how i want it.... I'm a fucking retard
me and my lil sis sometimes do stuff we shouldn't
I had it going with my step-brother when we were little kids, around 8. I was a very inexperienced kid and was curious. He asked me if we could try it, and I agreed to it since he desperately wanted to. I didn't think of it as "wrong" at the time until I was slowly introduced to the internet and completely changed my opinion of what we were doing. I rarely wanted to have sex with him more and more as time passed, up until he started to force me to do it. He'd threaten me by violently squeezing my breasts, so I had no choice but to do it. Soon enough, my mom would catch on to what we had been doing- she walked in on us doing it. We were covered by a blanket, so we just pretended to play-fight right after my mom entered. But she knew what was happening. After a few days, my mom would confront me about it. I had to tell her. I felt really guilty, especially to the fact my step-brother was punished worse than me. Because of this, my step-brother had to move in with his real mom. My parents thought it would be best for me, when at the same time I disagreed with it since I too cared for him as a brother. I never blamed him for "raping" me or taking my virginity away. Even nowadays, 11 years later we rarely talk and are still separated. Although when we do happen to talk to each other either on a Skype or phone call, we pretend like nothing has happened throughout the years.
TL;DR
step-brother makes me his fuckbuddy for about 2-3 years, he gets caught and moves out to live with his mom.
I hope you all die soon
>>745708642
I'm very much like this also.
I never get to speak to others like me about this kind of thing, I want to be recognised for my brilliance but I fear being revealed as a sociopath.
Do you also like to leave incredibly complex hints that you are a sociopath to people?
I do this constantly to either find someone who matches my intellect and just because it's amusing.
>>745708888
done
i'll hunt you tonight
>>745708781
kill yourself pervert.
I fap to stuff like pic related. I want to jerk my dick in front of a bunch of girls who are making me kiss their feet and laughing at me.
>>745691709
I'm high as fuck on acid and I'm horny
when my nephews, 8&10yo, stay at my house i sometimes let them shower with my gf and I. their parents are conservative jesus fags so they are sheltered, especially about nudity/sex. gf is the only naked girl theyve ever seen up close irl. parents would probably flip out hardcore if they knew..they are fine with just me and them showering, but not with gf also
I'm a pretentious cunt who tries to weasel my way back into my ex's life whenever it's convenient for me. I love gossiping too, maybe that's why I come across as such a shallow piece of shit.
Im more orange than Donald trump
>>745709242
Why tf are you showering with them you creep
>>745709242
Hahaha
my mothers car triend to finger me. father.
>>745709100
no. seriously. kill yourself pervert.
>>745709947
you got a sister, too, right?
>>745710049
irl or on the internet?
>>745710139
>>745710049
>>745709947
you guys are real?
234144
>>745692991
I recognize that MTG card!
My life now is what I dreamed about 3 years ago, I'm still sad and I also hate my life again
>>745710658
why do you hate your life?
I hate these threads but always read them just in case the girl I raped posts one day.
It was long ago and I doubt she would, but I live in a kind of fear of it coming back and biting me.
>>745710897
im bored. nobody posting secrets. tell story.
why, how, etc. thanks.
my sister gave me her phone to fix and i stole her nude pictures. i have been masturbating with them for 2 weeks now.
>>745710966
if I do that, some fag will post the story from the girls point of view tomorrow and I'll never know if its real.
when I'm ready to leave this place for good I'll post it.
>>745711111
Checked
Dump them please
>>745711111
is she legal? post.
>>745693664
Do you have a Kik?
I hate talking about it but sharing sometimes helps.
When I was a boy I was abused sexually. By a couple of people. Some experiences were terrible and I want to kill that person. Someone else was kind to me and I liked his company so don't look back on it badly. Even though what he did was probably worse
Ended up being highly sexualized at a stupidly young age and confused AF about it. Tried seducing some adults because I thought that was normal. Some were like fuck off you bizarre little freak, others were like fuck yeah unzips.
>>745711174
>>745711150
another one.
>>745711273
are you a homosexual now?
what were the worst experiences?
what were the "best"?
>>745711338
more?
>>745711338
lets see them tiddies
>>745694915
Cut yourself out of her life. Fatherless daughters have the highest chances of being a slut.
>>745711446
i think her bf took this one.
>>745711568
how hard did you fap to this?
>>745691709
Someone in the house sits upright with they jaw facing down every night if not most nights. They know that someone else in the house has infirm breathing but they do it anyway
>>745697258
This is one of the main reasons I'm a /pol/fag today. I think its making me a bit of a sociopath, though.
>>745692780
That's disgusting, she reeks of foot fungus and herpes cheese
>>745709242
Stale pasta is stale.
> Either that or you're an attention craving faggot who posts this on every secret thread
>>745691709
The only way to make CP is with welding machines and heroin. There is literally no other reason to have them except to cover for heroin abuse or to record silent illegal activities.
>>745698810
Benzos are one of the most addictive drugs you mupp
>>745711442
looks a lot like stoya...
>>745711736
no need to get butthurt. you are probably just cranky cause its past your bedtime. go to bed, u have a long day of 4th grade tomorrow.
>>745711381
>are you a homosexual now?
Nah. I've had sex with 2 guys on separate occasions just to check. It was pretty meh and I couldnt get it up. So yeah, I'm 99% certain I'm straight
>what were the worst experiences?
Parents were idiots and always drunk having parties. When I was 9 the guy who I 'liked' jumped into my bed at about 3am. He stunk of alcohol, was real rough and made me suffer. I was terrified. After he finished he passed out on top of me. I was lying there stuck and worried that he was gonna get caught and I'd get in trouble. Sun came up, mum walks in, sees him in my bed and starts screaming. He fucked off and she said 'anon, did anything happen?' I was like, nope, and it was never mentioned again. I never saw him again
>what were the "best"?
Same guy. I liked spending time with him. Long story but he used to look after me for a couple of hours every Saturday. Would be in the car driving through real rural area. He would pull over and get me to blow him. Got to the point I'd look forward to it because he was good to me and gave me stuff. Might sound odd but I liked aspects of the sex as well. He praised me lots and that made me feel good. I actually preferred giving head and was what I offered guys if I thought they might be down.
>>745711584
very hard.
>>745711921
>Confirmed for attention seeking Pedo.
Just don't go around sucking your cousin's dick and then pretend like you're helping them explore their sexuality. Faggot
>>745712096
First time you had seen those tits?
>>745712152
yes. her bf took of pictures like that and they were in her phone.
>>745712113
i take it that you have lots of 1st hand experience/knowledge about sucking dick? stay in school kiddo, even taco bell requires a 8th grade education to work there
>>745711965
how old was the guy and how did your mother know him? how long did this last?
how do you go around offering blowjobs to people? who would you offer? when did you stop offering blowjobs.
are you sure you are not a homosexual?
thanks homo.
I can't stop thinking about my girlfriend's best friend. She's blonde like my gf but with bigger tits and cute bangs. I look for excuses for us to hang out with her just so I can be around her. Shame she has a boyfriend. My ultimate dream is a threesome with her and my gf but my girl is a prude.
>>745712316
No, but it looks like you're setting up yourself nicely to get yours blown by your nephews. Just come out to your gf already dude. Right now you're admitting to showering with them, in a couple of more threads you'll be admitting how you satisfied your cp fetish by tricking your gf to shower in front of innocent kids and leaving her for them.
>>745712501
if you love your gf when you cheat on her after you cum with other girl you are going to feel really really bad.
dont cheat on your gf if you love her.
y'all niggas getting baited, that's Stoya
>>745711111
>>745711338
>>745711442
>>745711568
>>745712096
>>745712267
You cucks are fucking stupid, have you never seen Stoya?
>>745712567
Nah I'd never cheat on my girl. Doesn't mean I won't be eyefucking her friend whenever we're around her. The worst part is her friend loves sex and is kinky but her current bf only fucks her like once a week and has a smaller dick.
>>745693664
We don't need another transfag.
>>745707785
I hope you get castrated, you fucking pedo.
>>745712267
That's Stoya, faggot
post more secrets. im bored.
>>745712365
>how old was the guy and how did your mother know him? how long did this last?
I think he was about 24/25. He was my step dads workmate. I'd spend Friday night at dads workcamp, this dude would drive me back home the next day when he was finishing his shifts. I'm not exactly sure how long but a year sounds about right.
>how do you go around offering blowjobs to people? who would you offer? when did you stop offering blowjobs.
Didn't really have a plan. Would just get to talking and come straight out with it. Remember a guy at the beach, and someone at a hotel pool. Always went for guys who were in their 20s and 30s. Stopped around 13. Realised I didn't need to do this.
>are you sure you are not a homosexual?
Yeah im sure. If a guy was dtf I'd probably turn him down. I might mess around a little but that would be a throwback to being a kid feeling like i had to, I wouldn't enjoy it.
>thanks homo.
Anytime. Go well brah.
Bumperino for secrets
>>745714490
yes.
fucked my friends sister while she was strung out on heroin bc she needed a fix and i had a bag
she had no gag reflex, i came down her throat
Sitting in a busy cafe when a big hairy American dude asked if he could share the table with me.
I was like sure bro.
Looked at him twice, its fucking Dave Grohl. I tried to be cool and not freak him out. I knew the Foos were playing that night in my city.
Just asked him how his day was going. He was chilled as, had hired a bicycled and cycled from downtown to the beach. I so wanted to ask him everything from songwriting to Nirvana to what its like being a dad away from family touring. Just didn't want to be that guy so left him to enjoy being a regular Joe in a random NZ cafe.
>>745715057
>she was strung out on heroin bc she needed a fix and i had a bag
i believe you. i saw something similar when i was 17.
>>745694169
tits or gtfo
my mother worked as a prostitute when i was 12-15. then somebody dragged her into a car and drove her to an industrial area but she jumped out of the car as it was moving. broke one of her wrists. said she was running on the street naked and nobody would stop.
true story.
>>745715280
shuddup you son of a bitch
>>745715329
ok just curious. are you a mod or a janitor?
>>745715329
FUCK OFF MODS
>>745698810
So you have no idea what benzos are, right?
>>745701766
I've been in a similar situation, but I ended things before things could devolve that far.
She moved across country to live with me. Raped by her dad from about 8 to 15.
Intensely submissive, I could literally get any kind of sex any time I wanted it by just taking it from her.
The crazy levels ratcheted up FAST, became unbearable. Met a girl at work, caught feelings hard. Bit the bullet and broke up with the crazy one.
Got her plane tickets and called her mom before I broke it off. Drove her to the airport myself, basically had to "turn off" my emotions for the duration of the experience because she was fucking begging me, in tears, not to put her on that plane.
Sent her back to Washington state and fast forward four years I'm engaged to the girl I left her for.
Anyway, ditch that crazy bitch, OP. There's no other outcome, so might as well get it over with now. Psych yourself up for it, then rip the band-aid off fast.
>>745702055
Curious about this. Why does she still have it?
Does she watch it? Does she want you to watch it?
Why keep it?
>>745691709
I'm a construct worker from a 3rd world country.
My wage is lower then lowest wage by law.
I have a useless STEM degree.
The pro of working at construct site is, you can jump when you want to.
I want to fuck both my GF's sisters. They both have big tits and would fuck them with no guilt if given the chance.
I don't think Bush was the mastermind behind 9/11
>>745709111
You would think one would wash their feet before taking a "sexy" photograph of them.
>>745697230
Be your fucking self for fucks sake, what else? Either they'll like you or they won't.
>flashback to 5 years earlier
>be me, 22 yo, working 40 hours a week and making enough money to go apeshit every weekend and still manage to save some money
>find a really nice girlfriend, she's caring, loving, beautiful and wants to spend all the time in the world with me, real wife material
>relationship goes into its 2nd year
>the bitch moved in with me
>starts trying to boss me around, trying to make me change my habits etc
Cont.
>>745710897
How long ago did this happen?
Ill be sucking an old mans dick in a few hours
>>745717758
for how much?
>>745717546
Cont.
>she tries to make me start going to gym (I'm plenty strong and pretty much fit, I mean I don't have a visible six pack but I can pull the tail off of a horse's ass, thanks to physical sort of work)
>tries to make me stop smoking weed
>won't take contraceptives
>thatsfuckingitbitch.jpg
>broke up
>it hurt like hell
>she stalked me for a couple of months, last time I met her I threatened I'll call the cops and file for a restraining order, she stopped
>cue another time jump
>2 years have passed
>still single, still smoking weed, still doing pretty much everything I've always been doing
>got a chat going with some girl from a Facebook group about random stuff
>2 weeks into the conversation I realize this might just be THE ONE.
>Ask her out, she was reluctant cause we live on different sides of the world
>plsplsplsplspls.jpg
>alrightythen.jpg
>met, went out, had really good sex, aaaaaand we're a couple from this point onward.
>back to today after all the flashbacks
>I married that girl
>She moved over here
>I'm busting all the nuts inside cause she on the pill
>tfw life is so fucking good sometimes
Also Pic related, that's my dick. 5,5" and I still make her scream. If you can make a girl cum with your fingers, and your dick is longer than your finger, you're good. Just though I should add this since there are SO. MANY. PEOPLE. tripping about the size of their junk.
>>745717882
Free. Ive done it a few times with him without my gf knowing
>>745691709
I legitimately want to marry a trap and have them as a wife, to keep all to myself and live with like a normal couple. but i'm scared of:
1:legit mental illness leading to screeching, fits, crying and forced brainwashed leftist shit.like legit, what happened to all the normal ones? They all went INSANE.
2: cheaters, 90% of females whether cis or not are ingrained with this childish fucking idea that you can just fuck w/e walks and you have no responsibility to your significant other. Lemme tell you theres no such thing as a open relationship. You're just a child scared of commitment.
3: One day them wantin to get their shit mutilated to have a fake vag. I want a trap to avoid that roast beef puss trap, not have them want one.
>>745717919
nigger what happened to your left nipple
i get turned on by other guys jerking off to my gf’s tits. pic related.
I have just realised i am addicted to pornography, and that it has had a huge impact on my life without me knowing it and my sexual orientation.
I have looked a few studies and said that it is reversible if you just stop watching it and i have been watching it every day since i was 14, so far im on day 2 wish me luck.
>>745717959
OH sorry, should've maybe pointed out that it's not a nipple, but a birth mark. My nipple is actually 2-3 inches above that
>>745717977
stroking to those nice tits now for you anon
>>745717977
i think you might be a cuck m8
>>745717977
About to bust a fat nut to your gfs milky tits
>>745691709
i have a nuclear weapon hidden underground the desert.
I fucked my friends girlfriend multiple times and may have caused them to break up. While I was with my girlfriend.
>>745718018
Good luck with that! It works as long as you never ever ever EVER watch a porn again. And who needs porn if you got something to put your dick in? Get the rest from your head, use your imagination to make yourself climax! Remember how that felt? Yeah, it was hard for me to remember those times too. Just get yourself a pussy or an ass that you can empty your balls into.
I'm a married mid 20s aged male.
No kids, no pets. Wife doesn't put out anymore than once every two weeks. Which is fine but I either beat my meat religiously or sext women off tinder, pof or Instagram.
I've created several email accounts for multiple profiles on these sites to keep from being recognized. Deciding if im going to cheat I'll opt to do it naturally with an ex, an old hook up or to remain keeping a second life.
Could care less if she cheats and that's why we don't fuck anymore, if she is it's probably with another woman so.
Also, I only work nights at a cheap hotel. So I see a lot of younger women coming back with older guys from bars around 1-2am. I usually just watch porn in the back, a continual problem since I have no privacy at home. This 40 year old came in to get a room at the start of the night, left shortly after and came back with a girl that's a sister to someone in my graduating class. I don't know if she recognized me but she went up with him for a few minutes, came back down and asked if we have cameras. I said no, she took off up there and a few more minutes later she walked out the door winking with his wallet in her hands.
Even though we do have a camera above the desk facing down at a 45* angle. Never reported it. Especially since it captures cleavage nicely, I love checking out younger women for fap material later, never under age but it's so damn hard to tell now.
>>745718273
Cheat all you want man who gives a fuck you’re still in your 20’s you’re supposed to be going wild as shit. If I were you I’d get a divorce. Life is too fucking short cuh
>>745718222
Yeah i have a chick who i am seeing now who i could easily fuck every day.
Did you do this aswell? Did you no fap while you stopped watching? I'm aiming to not watch for 30 days and see how i feel, so 18th of October.
>>745717951
I mean if you've got the money I'll take hormones for tits and rail you for cash all day long.
Your call.
>>745693664
Try filtering your water, shower water, and washing machine line. Atrazine makes you a homo fag
>>745718273
Just married for the tax purposes?
>>745691709
I got molested by a teacher.
I've done various sexual acts with men.
I'm a pretty normal dude other than that, got a gf and a job.
>>745718358
Got married because of the military benefits.
I fucked up.
>>745708910
Not sure if you're still around anon. But yes, I enjoy letting people in a little but usually as a means of trapping them even more so. I am not particualrally nice to people from the start. It filters out stong minded vs weak. Then I take my pick. I will drop the harshness and become caring of the weaker minded and manipulate them into benefiting me if I see them being a benefit that is. Or if I recognise someone is on a similar level of mine then I will engage socially with them however, still come across as bit of a hard personailty.
It really does depend on what I want from people. But thats is my life, benefiting from what I class as a superior personality format to get what I want in life.
Currently earn £200 a day self employed professinally "winging it".
>>745700932
so your mother never saw you were drunk? Smelled it? Nothing? I call BS
>>745700834
Reason why we trust \b\ more he was a normie
>>745701725
Sorry, but I just lost it all loudly.
>>745718669
Job title is Tutor/Assessor
Need if UK based. Ecucation and training qualification. Level 3 is a start. Level 4 = more money.
Assessors qualufication TAQA same as above. Once you have aquired these you can deliver any level below any vocational or formal qualifications you may have or off of sector based experience. Aka. Health and safety, warehouse, customer service, ESOL, IT and Functional skills.
Security is a good one and my next endevour. Loads of money to be spent by government. Loada of money to be made.
>>745718586
>\b\
isnt it past your bedtime
>>745693515
There has to be a good story here
>>745718273
Also my cousin use to invite me over and spend the night. When I turned 14 he tried sucking my dick and we 69ed. After a couple times i actually wanted to go over but he was dating this girl so he didn't want me around since it's uncool or whatever. I wound up going there anyways when his mom asked for my help with doing something, when I finished helping they were gone so I went in his room and left a huge load of cum in her panties that were on the floor. He was 19 at the time.
Didn't realize until a couple years later what incest was and how fucked up that was.
>>745718362
Yep, I did the same thing. Google Ted Talk Porn Induced Erectile Disfunction. Real useful stuff. Your mind is programmed to get your blood flow into your junk whenever you see blonde bimbos, or trannies, or whatever. Since we're not made To handle all that sexual stimuli, the brain goes full retard and desentisizes, making it harder to get hard. Rebooting the entire mechanism does the trick. But I gotta tell you right away - a month isn't enough. I'd watched porn since I was 10 years old, I'm 27 now. Quit almost 2 years ago, NEVER LOOKED BACK. And neither should you. Sex is supposed to be spontaneous, fun, a definition of pleasure and enjoyment. Not a bunch of piston-like movements in 4 different poses and then you slap her on the ass and cum all over her face. You got that girl, that's real good. Now redefine happiness in your head. Realize what TRUE happiness is. How to really reach an orgasm completely spontaneously, without the use of external visual stimuli. One good tip is to get a couple of blindfolds for you and your girl. And then have fun. The not-seeing boosts your other senses, which is something you might need right now, to shift the focus from what the eyes see to what other senses are perceiving. Good luck.
Pic unrelated, but info is useful af
>>745697258
so good to know im not alone.
I teach teenage girls (won't reveal subject). I am much older male.
I do a good job, and am good role model.
Would protect them with my life.
Never done anything inappropriate.
I love them all.
Do have inappropriate thoughts about their nude bodies.
One comes along whom I fall hard for.
She is now 19.
She sees me like a dad.
I love her so much.
Am sexually aroused by her.
Nothing has ever happened, but if she made the first move, I would be all over her.
Crazy about her.
Live in tension....
>>745719317
This and op reply to.
Extra points for natural events like weather.
Just totally rock Mexico into multiple massive fracture lines, breaking off chunks of land so travel is impossible unless airborne capable.
I don't want them to suffer, but it'd be fucking awesome to see the damage both long term and short. Even as simple as all the world maps needing to be replaced because Mexico is a thousand tiny islands now after the ocean breaks away the edges of landmass no longer connected.
>>745708600
sup adam
>Be me, 6th grade
>Sleeping over at friends place
>"Hey Anon, can I tell you something?"
> wtf.gif
>"Sure, go ahead."
>Friend tells me he sent nudes to a girl and she's blackmailing him
>Thought he was joking, laughed and called him a faggot
>He shows me the inbox messages
>She sends him a message and nudes and says if he doesn't send her a pick sucking dick she'll tell everyone and post it on his FB wall
>herewego.jpg
>I say I can help him if it's that big of a deal
>I wasn't expecting he'd say yes
>MFW he said yes
>So we do it and he sends the pics to her, she says thanks and blocks him
>Scared shitless
>Time jump to 2 months later
>Nobody knows about it
>ishouldntbealive.png
>Nobody knows about it except me, my friend, that chick, and now /b