I'm at an open mic, but found this wounded rabbit outside across the street. Was squawking like mad so I went to investigate, but there's no wildlife hospitals open right now
Wat do?
pee on it
>>745689303
its a rabbit m8 if you ask me they're pretty insignificant. that wound looks pretty bad, if it wasn't moving or changing positions its prob beyond saving anyway
>>745689303
He's hurt bad bro, put him out of his misery.
Hit him a few times really hard in the heard with a rock or something. He'll twitch but it's ok he's not in pain anymore.
If you can stomach it, cut his head off. That's a sure thing.
>>745689303
Call a rescue group. Google is ne nearby.
>>745689303
Can you post a picture of your cock resting on its head, please?
>>745689707
Google a wildlife rehab or rabbit rescue near you. Or catch it and take it to a 24 hour vet. Last resort kill it quickly.
>>745689623
It was moving like mad, still pretty conscious, I bet I could go find it right now hiding in the grass.
>>745689303
Finish it off use a rock to the head of you're in city limits. If not use a 22
>>745689303
Hit it over the head quickly and swiftly at least three times with a baton. Lead pipe or hard wood branch will do. Aim right behind the ears. I wouldn't eat the meat tho, could be contaminated.
>>745689303
Vultures and crows need to eat, dude. leave it alone.
>>745689665
>Hit him a few times really hard in the heard with a rock or something.
Can't do it m8
>>745690002
You're not a man
>>745690002
Can you stomp the thing out?
>>745689977
no, blast it with a .12 gauge.
lets agree op is a faggot. who even cares about stupid rabbit ?
>>745689707
Did this, the wildlife places in the area, the closest one of two (the other is 45min away) is literally up the road and I volunteered there years and years ago, but I already called twice, no answer.
Leave it alone and let nature take it's course. The thing won't make it through the night. Might not even if you did take it to a vet.
Shoot it in the head with an air rifle
>>745689987
>vultures
>in michigan
kill it, it's clearly in pain
>>745689977
do it for the dub dubz
>>745689303
take more picture until we can evaluate the situation,
apparently look like the skin is teared up.
Kill it, clean it, grill it
>>745690267
wild cats, coyotes, birds of prey, fox....insert predator name here. It will not go to waste.
>>745690327
do this
>>745690267
turkey vultures, you see them every day gliding around with white under their wings. theyre one of the most common birds in your area.
just fucking destroy the thing
>>745690162
That's what I was thinking, and what others have suggested already. One person suggested I call the police, but I thought that seemed dumb.
>>745690568
he is missing a leg, amirite.
>>745690568
put im out as quick as possible, hes suffering
>>745689619
this is what i still love about /b/
As rabbits go, it's fucked.
the fact that it hasn't run away from you means it can't.
You got two options, leave it there to die, or kill it yourself.
A vet will only put it down as it would probably just die from shock anyway.
>>745689303
in your home do you have some fruit ?
>>745689665
hahaha i imagine this being a story op tells to people later on
>at open mic night
>see rabbit
>ask 4chan what to do. decide to take its advice
>"uh brb guys i gota go take a piss"
>went outside. took a deep breath. made my peace with what i was about to do and went hulk on the rabbit. smashed its head apart with a rock
>felt like shit about doing it, but it had to be done. luckily nobody saw m--
>*turns around*
>four people inc. my bro and ride home from open mic are standing there. they saw the whole thing.
>they watched me lie about using the bathroom to go wreck a bunny rabbit with a rock
>mfw i dont do poetry anymore.
>>745690568
Just bonk it in the head with a shovel to end its misery.
>>745690568
damn. few times have i actually felt sad on /b/. look at that lil niggas face. just like damn, wish i was being a bunny hopping around and shit but i'm missing half of my side.
fuck it in the ass
>>745690568
jesus fuck what a sight. Put it out of it's misery OP, what are you some kind or sadist?
>>745690568
dubs says you should call 911 about a dying rabbit.
Wuild Rebbits
>>745689303
FFS KILL IT. Put it out of its misery. It's not going to recover.
>>745689303
>wildlife hospital
it's a prey animal. if you take this animal to a wildlife hospital someone will break its neck for you.
go volunteer at your local no kill shelter if you want to pretend to care about animals
>>745689303
Well he's gonna be freaked, so he'll try to bite you and you don't know what it may have, so if you're new to handling and killing scared crying things, you and it will be better off just calling animal control and they'll sort him out.
I live on a farm, but I've seen a few people try to man up and deal with a problem like this for the first time, and it fucks them up for a while, and usually makes the suffering worse for the little guy.
>>745690568
Break it's neck (twist 360) and make sure it stops breathing before you let go.
Not being a dick, it's how it's done
>>745690812
roll.
>>745689665
this
>>745690859
or go to your local yes kill shelter and become a dog executioner.
>>745690646
It's dangling along you can hear the bone scraping the sidewalk.
It's going to die over a period of days from infection and gangrene. Good job OP
>>745690931
this
>>745690736
Kek
>>745690568
Yeah call it in. Better that way for everyone. Sad end to a happy bunny. But hey we all gotta go sometime.
>>745689303
If you want to help rabbits, you will find the cat who did that and kill it.
>>745691030
this
>>745690873
>I live on a farm, but I've seen a few people try to man up and deal with a problem like this for the first time, and it fucks them up for a while, and usually makes the suffering worse for the little guy.
story time
>>745691082
this
>>745691082
this
come on OP do something you faggot
>>745689303
>>745690568
Make it watch rick and morty
>>745691066
winner. now you need to call 911 about a dying rabbit
>>745691185
genius
>>745691082
Literally this
>>745691140
Amerikkka
>>745690052
If you get your definition of a man by how callous and cruel someone is, then somebody told you wrong, edgy boy.
OP I know it's hard to do it, but if you smashed his head quickly really hard and kill it instantly it will be much better for the rabbit than to let it suffer. Think of what's best for the animal. Sometimes you have to do the unpleasant thing. I wouldn't want to be in your shoes because that would suck. But I would do if I had to do it. Rabbits are naturally prey and there are a lot of them.
>>745690002
Then get one really big rock so you only have to do it once.
>>745691237
true dat
>>745691078
>>745690712
That's why I would bring it to a vet, in order to have it put down, I'm not about to bludgeon an animal to death.
>>745691122
Other anon here but I heard offing a rabbit is pretty hard. Heard a story about a guy who tried to break a rabbit's neck with a club, it didn't work as planned and in the end the rabbit was all blue and bruised. They're pretty resilient. That's why you should always go for the fusebox if you can. Even a single stab and crunch with a sharp knife trough the back of the skull should do the trick.
>>745690736
It's a music open mic, not spoken word, though occasionally that happens too.
>>745691272
dis too
>>745689303
If you call 9/11 and ask them to, they'll send the local animal control guy out to deal with it. My GF is a vet and did that for a few years. She'd show up with the gloves and a shot, and they just bliss out and drift away. Its better that way than getting eaten alive by coyotes.
Fuck coyotes man.
>>745691253
You eat meat you hypocrite. Being cruel is allowing suffering to exist in the first place.
>>745691296
shoot it.
>>745690568
poor rabbit..
Eat it. Wait do americans eat rabbts or is that a sub atlantic thing?
>>745690776
Indecisive.
>>745690568
tbh if you had a gun it'd be probably a good idea to shoot the guy. fastest, most painless.
becuase whatever happened to that guy was... pretty bad, honestly.
>>745689303
grab him by the head, flick your wrist in a circular motion. his neck will break and he'll die nearly instantly.
>>745689303
smash his neck with a rock then eat it, rabbit are delicious
Dubs says call the police.
>>745691253
They have pretty tough skulls. The way you break a rabbits neck is to grab them by the head and swing their body around to snap the neck.
It's harder than it sounds, and when you fuck it up it sucks, and stays with you.
>>745690568
yeah just call the non-emergency line, be comfortable with the awkwardness of the nature of the call. i 100 percent guarantee you wont be the weirdest call theyve gotten all night.
just make it something like "hey yeah, uh, this isnt an emergency but we're at ____ and found a rabbit with its leg torn off. it's suffering pretty badly. We have no clue what to do. So, yeahhh."
>>745691309
>Other anon here but I heard offing a rabbit is pretty hard
you heard wrong. rabbits necks are like a twig and the correct way to break their necks is to simply snap it in your hand or make a flinging motion while holding them around the neck
rabbits are not pretty resilient and if someone you know beat a rabbit "blue and bruised" with a club they simply did it on purpose out of sadism.
stop believing stupid shit that you hear. do you think rabbits fucking look like some kind of strong tough animal? they are a bottom rung prey animal
>>745691367
Fuck doing that, just eat it alive OP.
>>745691522
It probably has typhoids tho
>>745689303
DO SOMETHING, IT HAS BEEN LIKE 8 MINUTES AND THE NIGGER IS STILL SUFFERING
>>745690873
Exactly, that's why I'm not trying to put it out of its misery.
>>745691367
this nigga right here
he know
>>745691599
Check'd
>>745691435
>>745691522
it might have worms this time of year. on the off chance OP isn't a larper, he should not eat it.
Jesus Christ you guys are all fucking retarded. Put a stick behind it's head and hold it down to the ground. While holding that stick with your feet, grab it's back legs and yank hard upward to snap it's neck. This is a humane way to do it.
Don't smash it's head or any of that shit like these fucking retards are telling you too.
>>745691435
Depends how hungry you are lol
But yes, we eat rabbit all the time. It's quite good. For those of you who have never been to a restaurant, you pay a lot more for a rabbit or a duck dish than yo do for a greasy cheeseburger.
>>745691679
Put it out of its misery, it will be euthanized anyway, plus it could have rabies.
like, wtf is wrong with it? just a flesh wound or what?
honestly, I'd put it out of its misery, thats just me. poor thing probably suffering.
>>745691478
if its out in the middle of farmland, yeah just off it with a pistol. but if you're in a city/township/neighborhood situation its usually better to just call the cops or animal control.
>>745691679
YOU FUCKING MORON
>>745691601
Forget rocks, forget putting yourself in harms way to reach for its neck.
It isn't going to feel emotionally "good" but if you put it down stand on it's chest/neck and what for it to suffocate. That's what we did on the trapline for anything smaller than wolves.
>>745691737
Thats not humane thats barbric way to murder it
how is it not bleeding to death? i'd bring it to a vet and have it put down or helped, then take care of it if it lives cuz it probably can't take care of itself after that.
>>745691679
Just leave the rabbit to animal control or something, or you could just leave it alone.
I wouldn't have it in me to kill the poor thing...
10 minutes... tic tac tic tac, a lil nigga goin' to die
>>745691895
I used to rob kids for beer money. It doesn't feel emotionally "good", but that's what we did on the street to anything smaller than a 14yo.
Tweet the president and ask him what to do
>>745692089
u tha best niga
>>745691895
>do a shitty thing
>because I do shitty things all the time
Yeah anon, do a shitty thing. Then this retard can feel better about his shitty choices.
>>745691679
dude just call non emergency police line and tell them youre reporting badly wounded wildlife that looks like its in a lot of pain. youve dicked around long enough.
>>745692124
Oh god can you imagine the fucking twitter storm
>>745691737
This for real.
>>745691994
Rabbits are cold blooded so it doesnt leak out as fast
kill and eat it, rabbits taste pretty good tbh.
>>745692253
it would be awesome
>>745691367
>911
>For an animal
Bitch, are you serious?
>>745692212
I have ducked around, I discovered the animal hours ago.
>>745692253
how bout we raid twitter
>>745692327
no, the non emergency number for the local PD.
>>745691895
this anon knows. don't try to grab a wild animal with your hands.
>>745692338
>ducked
Well fuck
>>745692338
then why the fuck u not doing something about it
>>745692302
lol
>>745691907
Not that anon, but he is right. It is far better and efficient to snap their necks with this method.
>>745692338
arrite man, do whatever. im out. seeya in animal-heaven, bunbun
>>745692302
wtf rabbits are mammals you tard
>>745692327
I was serious. it would be funny.
>>745689303
Kill it
>>745692327
Ive called them for way less, if im paying taxes i get to use their services when and where i want
are you gonna do something or what? ur just gonna stare at the thing for hours
>>74569167break it's neck go home and sleep well knowing your it out of it's mis
Also where's the timestamp
>>745692302
Nigga what?
>>745692338
You sound like an indecisive piece of shit. Another anon already told you what to do with calling the police department for animal control to help you and the rabbit out and you haven't done it yet, fuck you OP
>>745692204
Just pointing out a more efficient, safer method to do something unpleasant.
I don't feel shitty about my choices, its no worse that the meat we eat, the leather we wear, the byproducts in our manufactuering, or the hit your dad took for the team to knock your mother up.
>>745692629
they're mammals
>>745692676
no they arent mammals, theyre animals.
everyone shut the fuck up, imagine yourself at that situation (being the rabbit) would you want to die?
>>745692629
>>745692506
>>745692676
They live in holes most the day and holes are cold, its called evolution idiots
>>745692863
i don't see how being a rabbit would improve things, so yes
>>745691679
I've seen enough wild animals die. What they're scared of isn't dying, it's being found by the thing that did that to them. All it wants now is a place to lay down and rest and die peacefully without getting eaten alive. Every living thing in a predator/prey relationship has that desire when it's time.
That's what she's going through right now. Kindest thing you can do is keep the owl or coyote off its location and have someone administer that shot.
Otherwise, make stew, bc rabbits are tasty.
>>745692676
No, I know this. What the fuck does he mean though.
>>745692867
It's called science. And they are not cold blooded you fucking dolt.
>>745693065
yes they are, they are animals.
>>745692867
https://www.google.cl/search?q=are+rabbits+cold+blooded&oq=are+rabbits+cold+blooded&aqs=chrome..69i57.7671j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
>>745692327
They come for niggers don't they?
And they come for yo mama.
>>745691679
Just kill it you fucking sadist. Bash its skull in, snap its neck, get it over with.
>>745693127
come on anon this is basic niology. fucking think
>>745692778
annnd.... the difference...
please, enlighten us.
>>745693243
biology* you moron
>>745693127
I hope you never breed
>>745693311
i hope you never bread
>>745693127
Everything that moves is a fucking animal. Are you cold-blooded? No, you aren't, you fucking retard. Amphibians and reptiles are cold blooded. Mammals are not. A rabbit is a fucking mammal. It is warm-blooded. Don't argue shit you don't know about. Come back when you've passed 7th grade science.
Good meat, don't waste it. Put it in the freezer for later
>>745693355
Wait, is bread a reptile or an invertebrate?
>h-hello yes police i found w-wounded rabbit
>yes its a r-rabbit
>w-why..
>stop laughing...
>>745693414
rabbits are not mammals you retard, theyre animals. people are mammals.
>>745689619
do this.
>trusting sociopaths on /b/ to give you good advice about helping an animal
Jesus Christ OP just call animal control so they can put it down holy fuck you autist
I shot a rabbit before and decapitated it.
>>745693596
I'm calling bait. Nobody on the planet is this fucking retarded, right? Right?
>>745693705
Because animal control is fucking closed bro.
Jesus dude assuming this isnt some bullshit, just fucking stomp the little bastards head in and be done with it. It is FUCKED. Like someone else said; good meat. But since you havent killed it already, you're probably too big of a pussy and you'll inevitably just leave it to die like a punk ass bitch.
>>745693619
agree
>>745693414
>>745693596
Rabbits arent mammals, they are a sub species of dog that evolved to be cold blooded with holes in their sides
>>745693596
Please do the world a favor and get a vasectomy.
When you die, we're having a funeral for this rabbit. What should we name them? I vote for Hazel.
>>745693810
to prove this is not bait take a closer photo from the blood is coming from
OP don't kill it there may be some hope call a vet or something a lot of other people have advice on who to call listen to them
>>745689303
Mercy kill
>>745693972
you fucking idiot
>>745693972
moron
>>745691679
Poo on bun
>>745694047
Are you OP?
Put your hand in the photo then you lying bitch
>>745693414
Rabbits are actually a lower therapsid, early ancestor of mammals before they got warm blooded. They don't produce milk and they carry their eggs in a pouch until they hatch, so it looks like live birth. Lol who doesn't know 7th grade biology now, isn't it your bed time kid?
he's doing to die of a brutal infection
rolling dubs for killing and cooking
>>745693972
>>745694161
It's like something straight out of Calvin and Hobbes
>>745694161
>>745694161
I thought they laid their eggs in trees?
>>745693810
You make me sick you gay motherfucking pussy.
Don't kill with a rock.
The way is to grab ears in one hand and hind legs in the other, and swiftly yank them apart as hard as possible. This instantly breaks the neck and spine and it will feel no pain.
>>745694301
Nope, that's mole rats
>>745694445
The way of the ancient samurai
>>745690568
Put in cage, drown it
>>745694543
this. play this song while it dies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cSJyZp6quQ
Kill it, you fucking faggot.
Your mom called: She wants to marry the rabbit and cuck your father.
>>745694445
>grab ears in one hand
No you moron, grab the neck- thumb into the back of its neck and cup its chin- then grab the hind legs. not the fucking ears
The rabbit said your mother was so fat, she could step on a dollar and make change.
Will you take this shit? From a fucking rabbit?! Kill that motherfucker
put it out of it's misery
>>745694594
Nah, play this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ztIrKq7Tlc
>>745689303
Let it die, retard. The fact you found one probably means theres too many of them in the area you live in
>>745690568
this looks like it was intentionally done
>>745694810
Nah I think it just tripped
>>745694810
no shit
If you smash it with something bigger than the rabbit, live a shovel, its tecnically not that horrible to do
is he dead yet?
>>745689303
OP, come on. Open mic night is about improvisation, right? Bring the fucker into your skillset, get some yuks, then at the end of the night when you feel like a young up-and-coming Louis C.K...curb stomp the little cutie and end it's suffering. Or use a 22lr pistol. Someone else here suggested a 12 ga, that's really overkill here.
>>745689927
It's terrified of something near by fo the love of fuck get inside you have a giant wood sloth or goatman nearby they love to prey on Rabbits and use injured ones to lead them to greater food sources. Arm up get a gun or knife and pray shit goes your way. Shits Serious
Put it in the microwave with a metal spoon
This has happened to me sooo many times before.
OP, you cant save it, its done for, either leave it or put it out of its misery.
Those are your choices, anywhere else will just put it down and dispose of it.
>>745691078
This cats. If you have an outdoor cat chances are it's probably ate dozens of baby bunnies.
OP do you have golf clubs? A nine iron will do.
Just put an end to the poor things suffering, best way to do it is to firmly grasp both the rabbits ears then put your dominant foot across its head and back then yank backwards as hard as possible.
TRIPS SAYS YOU FUCK IT TO DEATH
>>745695360
>either leave it or put it out of its misery
I've clearly chosen to leave it.
>>745690267
Yeah, they're called niggers.
>>745695367
It's not a baby, it's a full grown rabbit. I think it might've been an owl or hawk's lunch.
>>745689303
Smack him on the head with a shovel, hes beyond help and a wild animal, so possibly diseased.
OP is gay.
He raped that male rabbit in the side hindleg and that is why the skin is gone.
>>745690568
Its ass is gone just kill it op
Honest to god, you should kill it. I found a baby bunny with an open would like that when I was very young. I was dumb, figured I could just put Vaseline in it and he would be okay. It was a slow, painful death that ended in siezing and my bedroom smelling like decomposition. Those kinda of wounds are typically fatal, if you can't sew him up yourself he is bound to get infection or his cries will attract another predator. You can't save them all, but you can stop the pain.
>>745691287
definitely
>>745695879
OP is a pussified faggot
>>745689303
that rabbit won't survive the night even at an animal hospital
>>745689303
Call 911 and tell them there's a wounded rabbit
whats it gonna do run away with 3 legs snap its neck do it fagit.
>>745695879
Wow real good thread OP. Enjoy your faggot music while you could have helped a living thing in some way. Good luck Hazel the Rabbit
>>745696505
not everyone was born on a farm and is desensitized to animal mercy kills but this way is more humane then smashing a rock on its head
Rabbit update? How he doin?!
>>745696621
The humane thing to do is leave nature to its course and simply say a small prayer for the poor bunnies around the world
>>745689303
kill it........skin eat........gut it.....throw that son of a B on the grill.
>>745689303
I hate to say it, but mercy kill. Jesus, that poor little bastard. I hate seeing living things suffer unnecessarily...unless it's anal porn. I love to see those bitches suffer.
>>745696753
Can you pray for my bunny? He's a faggot that keeps jumping on me when I'm trying to sleep
>>745695245
Underrated
>>745696739
OP pussied out and went back to open mic night like the sensitive little faggot we all knew he was.
>>745697356
Gfdi Op we were all rooting for rock tossing that bitch
What about space program? Balloons are cheap
There is a time in every man's life where the unbearable truth needs to be met with swift resolve. Now, is that time... Do what you must to end his suffering. Be bold. Take mercy on the weak and wounded... God will be unyielding in your rewards. Execute him, post haste.
>>745697510
Tradition is frogs or toads. I don't feel it'd be the same with a dying rabbit.
>>745697617
pic related
>>745689303
Hold the ears, slice his throat, take of the skin,take off the organs, make a fire, toast it, eat it. Thats what a man should do.
slit its throat and have dinner
>>745689303
I recently had to dispatch a bun in my driveway, someone had ran over it and it had paralyzed back legs.
One drop of a fire pit brick, and it twitched a bit and a bit of blood trickled out of it's ear.
A swift death is a kind death.
>>745692867
pretty sure you're baiting
>>745692199
woah there nice album
>>745690518
Song birds are the most common bird in most areas.
>>745690568
If you call the police they'll come out and shoot it
>>745699490
>one of the most common
>>745699553
I'll call the police
>>745691253
>putting a wild animal out of its misery and suffering
>cruel and callous
it seems more cruel and callous to let it suffer, and then let it get eaten alive by a raccoon or cat
>>745689665
sad but true. Best thing is to either kill it or if you have foxes around your area, let nature take it's course. I took a young rabbit my cat caught to the local nature center and they took him in, but said he would most likely die from shock. I called the next day and he had died in the night.
>>745699530
its not black enough for the police to do it
OP is waiting for someone to suggest removing some of its eye fluid with a hypodermic needle so he can freak out like he actually did it. Don't worry, OP, you're not the only one who remembers that thread.
So go ahead and do it, OP. I promise it'll work out. I'm a vet.
