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Alrighty then, lads, time to face those blasted Jerries and take the battlefield in the name of the glorious British Empire! Get rollin'

>0: You are shot almost immediately upon poking your head out of the trench. Damn those snipers
>1: You begin your charge but end up shredded by razor wire a quarter of the way into No Man's Land
>2: You make it halfway across No Man's Land but get blown to pieces by the Huns' artillery
>3: You make it halfway across No Man's Land and get blown to pieces by our own artillery
>4: You mistake one of the enemy's so-called "Beautepanzers" as still being one of our own Mark Vs, and are promptly vaporized by their weapons
>5: You can barely see the German lines but then get cut down by their machine guns
>6:You make it to the enemy lines; you get immediately shot by those cowards hiding in the trenches
>7s: You dive bayonet-first into an enemy trench but get overpowered in grisly CQC
>8s: Your strength and your aim is true, and you pierce your bayonet into the black heart of a Hun
>9s: You commandeer a dismounted MG/08, and mow down soldiers like wheat.
>Dubs: You claim a valuable trench for the British Empire
>Trips: You somehow find and kill a high-ranking German officer
>Quads: You embark on a one-man killing spree across France and into Germany

Let's show these blighters the true meaning of British bravery!
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roll
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rollin
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>>745686942
Roll, for honour and gloreh
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>>745686942
tally hoe my knee grow!
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ROLLINg
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>>745686942
Rollllll
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roll4thequeen
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roll
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FOR KING AND COUNTRY
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rolling lads
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roll
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roll
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>>745686942
For the glory of the empire!
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reroll
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>>745687485
....and I get chewed up by machine guns, just like in BF1!
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>>745686942
america reporting in.
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Tally bally hoe!
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>>745687713
its fine we have plenty more blacks to spare!
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rolo
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roll
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Roll on them niggers
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>>745687822
elite jewish commando reporting in
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Let's goooooooo
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Rolll
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Roll
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roll
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>>745686942
OVER THE TOP LADS
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GO GO GO
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>>745688111

Nice kill soldier, medal of honor coming your way
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Roll
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>>745686942
lets see what'v'we got 'ere then
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>>745686942
Rolling !
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Roll Brittania
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>>745686942
Rollin in the trenches
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>>745688111
Nice one mate, let's keep it going then
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Roll
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I will survive!
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>>745688386
Hell yea
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Roll
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>>745686942
let's do it
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Sure, why not
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LET ME AT THOSE SOURKRAUT-SMELLING FUCKS
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Charge! For King and Country!
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Up and at 'em!
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>>745686942
Rollllll
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Roll
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Roll
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god save the queen
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Back from hospital ready for another go at the huns!
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0 please I want to die
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For king and country!!!!!
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En garde!
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Tally ho, lads!
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For England!
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Roll
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>>745686942
REEEEEEE FOOKIN JERRY
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>>745686942
MOVE FORWARD BOYS ! WE CAN DO THIS !C'mon!
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>>745686942
oll
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>>745686942
If dubs I switch sides and survive the war and marry a big titty blonde and drink good beer
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Why can't our artillery start shooting the enemies for once???
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>>745689994
Reroll! We were so close to getting a WW1 Rambo
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>>745686942
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN !
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>>745686942
its this easy bby.
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Roll
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Come on!
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Rollin
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>>745686942
Rolling
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Rollerino
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Roll, goddamnit
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Tally-ho!
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I didn't even sign up for this shit
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>>745691427
It doesnt matter. You're doing this for your country!
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>>745686942
Let's Role
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oboi
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So many dead... F
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We cannot lose to these Krauts!
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CHARGE
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>>745686942
For the crown!
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We shall persevere!
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let me have a crack at it
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>>745686942
Roll for the queen!
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oh.
rotten luck
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>>745686942
Over the hill boys. Do you want to live forever, rascals?
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>>745686942
For Khaz Modan!!!@1!
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>>745686942
roll
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>>745686942
FOR THE EMPIRE!
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Tally-ho!
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Roll
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Give papa some quads rollin
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>>745686942
Let's get 'em back for the Somme boys
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>>745686942
roll, better not be gay
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Charge !!!
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>>745692472
it was gay, also fuck >>745692444
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>>745686942
Rolling as a German
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>>745692422
Holy shit first dubs in a while!
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Roll
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For Glory!
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>>745686942
Up and at 'em!
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I can't do it, I-I-I can't go over again
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For Queen and Country!
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I'm scared of war though
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>>745692444
Well done! You set an example for the British Army
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Rollin rollin rollin
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Rollin
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>>745686942
i want to die
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>>745692444
God speed old chap
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>>745686942
Warrior spirit guide me
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>>745692777
Checked, checked, and checked, my good fellow
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>>745692777
Checked
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>>745686942
roll
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>>745686942
Rawlin
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Rollfucker
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>>745686942
Glory to Arstotzka.
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roll
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>>745686942
FOR THE DOMINION!
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I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
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Rolling for Das Reichland und Kaiser
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>>745692622
And glory you have achieved. Checked
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>>745693411
checkd
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>>745693411
hitler wtf?
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Lets do this
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EAT KNUCKLE FRITS!!!
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>>745693189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej5Z8f8-DcQ
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Keep Calm and Roll!
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Roll!
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Over the top!
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>>745686942
I FINNA DO IT
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hell yea
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IN THE NAME OF ANNE FRANK
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May the British Sun never set!
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>>745686942
Tally Ho!
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Rell
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>>745686942
Dubya
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>>745686942
For the queen!!!
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>>745686942
AH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>745686942
roll for the Queen
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>>745695781
-
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>>745686942
Oi, I fockin h8 kraut m8 I swear on me mum!
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For King and Country!
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>>745695913
Guess I hate nastyass bad toothed Brits now. Go fuck your 3rd cousin and make more inbred faggots to live in your faggot cucked collapsed empire
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Lets go
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Don't worry mates, I'll be back in no time with Ludendorf's mustache!
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Okeh
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Lul
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This one is for the lads that didn't make it!
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>>745696355
Chucked
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HEY GUYS WATCH THIS!
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>>745686942
Roll
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>>745686942
rollerino
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>>745686942
Cor Blimey, guv'nor!
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Aaaaa
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>>745686942
For the queen and country!
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FOR KING AND COUNTRY
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rolly rolly
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Well, what are you waiting for chaps? Let's go teach those Jerry cads a jolly good lesson in manners!
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Well, here goes.
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>>745686942
Rollin'
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>>745696087
Bad teeth is a myth, one of the lowest if not the lowest volume of plaque per teeth, fuck off you bitter slag
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>>745686942
Right'o sir!
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Roll cause fuck those jerries
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>>745697434
Mmhmm sure badtooth britbong faggot and I bet y'all arent all inbred on your tiny island either huh
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TO GLORY!
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>>745686942

Right-o chap!
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For King and country, lads!
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Rollin
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roll
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Roll
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Rolllol
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roll
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The British are coming. Run you faggots.
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>>745697434
I bet you won the wars too didnt you faggot
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>>745686942
roll
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Pip pip there'll be crumpets in it for all of us chaps!
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>>745698204
Well lad I'd hate to be that guy. Let's try again!
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roll
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Roll
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>>745686942
rollin
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If I survive this.. i'm gonna fuck something so hard, my cock is stiff thinking about it..

>Breathes deep
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Roll fucker
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Reroll
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i win
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>>745686942
rol
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roll
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>>745698733
thats british pluck for you
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>>745686942
FOR THE CLAN
FOR HONOR
FOR GLORY
AHHHHHHHHH
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Watch this son
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>>745686942
i die for country
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>>745686942
Tally ho
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>>745686942
Nivel, put the kettle on, I'll be bag in a jiffy with the head of a jerry or three
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Come on men no one lives for ever.
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Charge!!
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Tally ho and rolling for the hoes
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>>745686942
A
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Jolly good show old chap
Rollarino
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>>745686942
Roll
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>>745686942
rollin
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>>745686942
roll
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roll
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>>745686942
I hope you get panzerrekt
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FOR KING AND COUNTRY
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FINAL CHARGE BOYS!
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>>745686942
Aaayyyee
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Roll
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>>745686942
Come on boys let's move!!
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toll-free
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Tally ho! Tally ho! And off to fuck we go!
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God save the queen!
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>>745686942
Reeeee
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>>745686942
Rolling for bad luck.
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>>745686942
rollo
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>>745686942
Rollingoo
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>>745688376
>Dubs
>Trips

This guy.
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>>745686942
fuck
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Tally ho lads!
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Roll
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Roo
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roll
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>>745686942
Yawn, been there done that
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>>745686942
Roll
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Chaaarge
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Rolling not reading
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>>745697569
Go Google it pleb
>>745698077
And considering I majored in history with a first from Durham and spend most my time reading history I imagine I know a shite load more about it than you do.
Stay mad Jerry faggots, if only the allies fieebombed all your fucking cities like we did dresden
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>>745686942
Trips
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>>745686942
For King and Country!
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For the king!
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>>745686942
Running ass-first through no mans land
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Taking my chances
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>>745704658
Onwards!
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Rolling.
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>>745704741
Bugger
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Soldier's aren't machines, but we still have a job to do men. Let's roll in there.
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>>745702846
Cute
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>>745686942
.
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>>745698889
So close
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>>745686942
Figting for France on the same terms. Fuck you rostbeef
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For germany
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>>745686942
Roll
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>>745686942
roll
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>>745686942
Later faggots
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roll
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>>745686942
Aye aye capn
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>>745686942
tip tip cheerio
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Roly poly
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FORWARD
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Roll
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Lets get those huns!!
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LET GO BOIS
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I-I-I dunno, boss. Oh gee, I really dunno.


Okay, now that I read it there's basically no winning. I mean, I get it's World War 1, but the fuck dude?
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>>745707271
fuck
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>>745686942
Medal of Honor GET
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>>745686942
Oi!
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Rolling
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Rowing
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Roll!!
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Roll
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>>745686942
roll
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>>745707445
Re:
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>>745707445
Re:>>745707705
Again? Fuck one more.
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for america !
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>>745686942
Roll
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Roll
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watch me whip
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>>745708077
watch me nay nay
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rolling
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Roll kek
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>>745686942
Rolling for dear old England
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>>745686942
Roll
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>>745686942
Rolling for the empire
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rollin
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rolling for the queen
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>>745686942
eeeeehhhh... fuck England. :-/
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I'm a traitor, I fight for the Jerries.
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>>745686942
For Britain!
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Dempsey roru
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>>745686942
roll
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Dave ghhhhhh-roll
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>>745686942
Fuck you, young Hitler
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>>745686942
d5efy
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>>745686942

For king and country!
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>>745686942
GLOOOOORY GLORY HALLELUUUUUUUYAH
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>>745711781
Thats soo bad lol say Allahu akbar pls
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>>745711841
ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>745686942
Charging for the Queen
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>>745686942
Roll
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FOR THE EMPIRE
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Rollllll
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GLORY GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE
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'ELLO GUVNAH!!!!!
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>>745686942
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>>745686942
Looking for death
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TALLY HO! FOR THE QUEEN!
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>>745686942
roll
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For the queen
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>>745686942
roll
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>>745686942
roll
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For victory
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When the wars over I'm coming home
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>>745686942
bacon
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Roll
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rolllll
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>>745686942

Tally ho! Who's with me you blasted bunch of scallywags!
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