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Ideal gf thread
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>>745677036
If only she didn't want kids she'd be ideal. Children suck shit.
>>745677036
I really hate the turned in feet thing
>>745678776
I actually love that shit.
>>745678397
I'll never understand the people who don't want kids. It's the entire purpose of existence.
>>745677036
>>745679313
World's overpopulated. Don't think with yo dick.
>>745679313
No, it's a biological requirement for survival. Survival could be seen as the point of life.
>>745678397
lol how did I know this would have atleast one anti-kid loser. Well good to know your offspring would probably die in the womb anyway faggot
>>745679460
Africa and Asia are overpopulated. Birth rates are crashing everywhere else.
>>745679313
I'm of the view that there are only two interesting things on Earth. One is children, the other is psychedelic drugs. Everything else is second string.
>>745679460
Current estimates suggest the population is gonna max out at around 9 billion and then start to decline.
go outside
>>745679584
The world as a whole is overpopulated. Besides, when the 'first world' stopa being an economical and social shithole, I'll consider having kids.
>>745679567
>Amputee
more like
>breathing fleashlight
>>745677036
thats wife, not gf
>>745679460
Only is shithole places like Africa and the Middle East, you dipshit. Bait/10
>>745679595
You mispelled 'money' and 'even more money.'
>>745679883
you misspelled China and India.
stupid geologically impaired faggot.
>>745679811
Don't have kids, literally just you stop.
>>745680057
You voted Trump, didn't you.
>>745680184
I would have if I was a burger
>>745680184
I'm not american retard.
>>745680069
"zug zug"
>>745678397
Okay, Captain Cuck.
>>745679567
i wish i could find a qt amputee gf
>>745680743
You and me both.
G e t
o n
m y
l e v e l.
>>745681129
Thanks dick
Its been like 3 months since ive lost the game.
>>745677036
12, small, shy, cute
>>745681129
lol
>>745681327
Oh fuck you buddy...
>>745677036
Tfw, these types of girls don't exist anymore.
>>745681129
You fucking cunt. 10/10; would lose again.
>>745680184
>Yes I did.
>>745681129
Thanks
>>745681129
:'(
>>745677036
>>745682425
YEEEEEESSSS!
>>745682425
I'd date a trap but I'm too embarrassed that he'd probably have a bigger dick then me
>>745682425
God fucking damn it! Why does this have to be a trap?!
>>745682425
>gf
The caliphate will crush you degenerate scum.
>>745682899
Same, but it doesn't really matter, truth be told.
>>745683219
and just how the fuck would you know?
>>745682899
Don't worry, it may be hueg, but it's still extremely feminine.
>>745677036
>we can't do that until we are marrried anon
No thanks
>>745683441
I'm the trannies have a mental disorder but so do I camp.
I don't think dicks are feminine but I don't think modern women are feminine either
>>745680069
>STOP POKING ME
>>745679460
If you bombed Africa china and Asia you would take out 55 percent of the worlds population, maybe bombing is the best option
>>745681129
fuck you, also 10/10
>>745680069
Make one for each race please
>>745682425
>tfw he fucks your boipussy so hard you become pregnant
>>745681129
fuckin a
>>745681129
gay
>>745679460
>World's overpopulated. Don't think with yo dick.
only if you're a poor loser
>>745684292
with what? a shit baby? aka a nigger baby?
>>745681129
Fug you
I saw my first love earlier today. She betryed me at a bar one night. She arranged a meeting and tried to set me up for growing weed.
She said Hi. I looked back twice, I wish I hadn't
>>745681095
fuuuck man who would make such an abomination
>>745677036
>>745680003
>gf is literally nyarlathotep
the one true answer
>>745677036
These are my requirements
>>745688259
Are fat chicks considered damaged?
Thanks guys I'm sad now
>>745681129
fuck youuuu
>>745688259
>>745688629
>can walk
Fat chicks don't walk, they waddle. No fat chicks.
>>745688629
they always are
>>745679514
Wrong. My genes survive so long as any of my relatives survive. See kin selection hypothesis.
>>745677036
im 5 of these
>>745688259
im all of these
>>745687365
im 6 of these
someone please love me
>>745688800
Fair point lol
>>745688892
Just making sure because I used to think "I'll take anything" until I tried online dating and only fat chicks were interested in me.
>>745679567
I dont know if I could ever be with an amputee bitch. I could deal with helping her grab shit and wiping her ass but, I want my bitch to at leats be able to walk.
>>745689255
I'm in California and ugly but I make good money and frankly I probably only want to hang out once a month. What's your story?
>>745689255
>all parts and no hole
shame. can i see your tits
>>745677036
this shit's hilarious
great leap upwards in the posting department these days, at least one hell of a lot better than the literal shit "meme"s being forced down our throats
>>745689255
Bet. Prove you're a chick
Robo gf is best gf
>>745689414
i live in Florida, i'm self studying design and just getting my life together.
>>745689505
lol
>>745681129
Nigger
>>745682899
Put it in a chastity cage then!
>>745689255
Prove that you're real
>>745689598
To far for me but I'm sure you'll be okay.
It's a buyers market for young girls these days.
The tables don't turn till you get a bit older.
>>745689724
For what purpose?
>>745689505
Holy shot man man I'm dying of laughter here.
>>745677036
The one I'm about to loose
>11 year relationship
>Apparently she hasn't been in love with me for 6 years
>Been picturing other guys when we fuck for 3 years
>I told her to stick around for 3 months BC we have legal obligations
>Now she gets to watch me improve everything for the next woman
>I've noticed it slowly having effects on her but she won't mention it
>Mfw she told me today she was falling for me again
Da fuq is up with that shit?
I was planning on taking 3 months to bury her former self in my mind and try to move on but now she's trying to pull me back in after fucking my whole world up less than a week ago
>>745679313
Brainwashed debt slave walkin
>>745677036
My gf is exactly like this..
>>745677036
I miss the 50's...
>>745689891
How old are you guy?
What do you love about her exactly? She sounds like a cunt from your brief description.
>>745689998
I want your gf tbh -OP
>>745679460
>delaware
Totally
>>745690146
It's not all it's cracked up to be. I was happy for a while but women like that have no ambition, and low depth of thought. Try to have any kind of intelligent conversation with them and they just laugh and go "oh you're so smart" All they ever talk about is kids and stupid shit like going to the store and their brief interactions with people. Sex is also super boring.
>>745681129
>:(
>>745690315
>I like my women smart
Literally why? If you want an intellegent conversation you talk to your guy friends don't you? You do have guy friends right?
>>745683870
me not that kind of orc. >:c
>>745680003
I didnt know I wanted this. But I do.
>>745689459
i don't know how to prove i'm a female without posting my nude body and i don't want to so heres a timestamp and a chest shot
>>745689818
>>745689505
Underrated
>>745681129
I have immunity
>>745681129
I almost stopped cuz it was boring. I wish I had.
>>745690064
Mid 20s
Nah she's just been one this past week because of wanting to break up or whatever
She's actually my best friend and the most amazing and wonderful human being I've ever met and I don't think I can do better than her
Sure I could get some one "hotter" looking but I know I can't match the personality/chemistry or that golden snatch/mouth she has after I trained her for all those years
>I already invested all my resources into this one don't want to pack up and start over with a super reduced dating pool
>>745690602
>Not having intelligent conversations with women
Da fuq is wrong with you
If you're truly intelligent you can't stand dumb people for very long
Dumb girls are the worst
>>745681129
Wow just wow
>>745689891
How old were you when you met ?
>>745690652
Damn son. Where do you live?
>>745679313
That's the mentality of cancer, which is exactly what you are.
>>745691004
Florida
>>745691187
Damn, Texas
>>745690809
Yeah that's your best bet.
I thought you were going to say early to mid twenties because then at least you could cut your losses and focus on yourself, get a degree, get a better paying job etc but nah you sound like you're a fucking loser and content with it. Best of luck mate. You already threw away the best years of your life and your potential might as well piss the rest away too.
>>745689891
Don't let her win. Walk away as you planned. Her resurgent feelings will only be temporary like the last time.
>>745691290
we both have been fucked by hurricanes nice
>>745679514
Humanity is a virus, you are no better than the common cold with that mentality.
>>745691003
Early teens
>What is math
>mid 20s minus 10+ years equals teen age
>>745690911
If you're truly intelligent you don't need a girlfriend to talk to pal. You would have intelligent people in your life face the facts in general smart women tend to be homely women. Smart women also tend to be cunty, who in there right mind would want that? Beta cucks like you that's who.
>>745690315
My guy my last gf was a depressed sack of shit, no matter how hard I tried to make her happy she never was happy so I dumped her because she even rejected the money I was gonna give her to help her find professional help. I want to be happy my guy, please -OP
>>745690602
I don't like them smart, but I also don't like them dumb as rocks. And when they're stupid they don't do any self reflection/ growth / improvement. It's like having a retarded child companion that never changes. This is especially bad when it comes to sex.
>>745691383
Can't wait for hurricane Jose to plow through
I get my own hurricane after myself and my birthday is coming up (Sept 28th)
Sad note is my ex's b-day is Sept 27 so feelsbadman -OP
>>745691383
Eh, me not so much. I live close ish to Dallas. Where do you live in Florida? If you're close to Fort Lauderdale, how fucked is it?
>>745691004
Be warned of attention seeking thots, friend!
>>745691811
I'm sure a dumb girl could figure out how to peg you so your sexual needs are met Dr.Einstein.
>>745691671
Gotta keep looking. Whatever you do to attract women has to change, especially if you keep attracting the same breed (depressed miserable sacks). Those girls usually prey on guys who shower attention and love. Those are the same girls that are constantly looking to get fucked by other dudes. Do a bit of lurking on red pill stuff, invest a bit of time into pickup, and find a girl thats right for you. Biggest one is to start noticing "indicators" of a girls personality traits. If they start showing signs of being like everyone else, loving bars/clubs, being depressed, then don't get invested emotionally. Either fuck or just stop talking to them entirely.
>>745690652
Hi you are worth loving and many guys would count their lucky stars to be with you. you just haven't found the guy yet
>>745692155
It's more complicated than that. We're not just talking about dumb girls here we're talking the dumb 50's housewife types. Those are the types of girls i attract for whatever reason and im sick of it. Those girls usually don't know how to fuck till u teach them, later down the road they get lazy and don't see the reason to put in so much work in sex. They think that cooking/cleaning/ being a good housewife makes up for any loss in the bedroom.
>>745690652
Where in Florida do you live?
>>745690652
Femanon, do you use Discord? -OP
>>745692638
Pal you described women in general.
Most women use sex as a loss leader https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_leader but once they get you to propose or move into your house the sex inevitably dries up and they get lazy and fat and mysterious headaches whenever you want to fuck.
>>745689505
>uphold the mission
>>745690652
Willing to take you up on that offer.
I don't think we'll get the femanon back ever but uh if femanon comes back and hopefully has discord, the code to my server is AyApXDV -OP
You fucking nerds make me sad, you're clearly starving for attention. The OPs pic for example, wouldn't you get bored of that shit? There's much more fun things in life than some "Ideal 50s relationship"
>>745689598
send me an email
[email protected]
also no sense in a dox, it's a throwaway
literally bananas
>>745691918
i live in ft.myers the damage ripped trees including giant ones by the Edison home the roots where so long yet huge it was fascinating. signs and stoplights where crooked and broke with minimal house damage. if I drive up to the beach that's where shit gets bad.
tfw me
>>745689598
What type of design? Like graphics design? My major is literally called "Computer Gaming and Simulations" and intro to graphic design is required
>>745693631
You're a femanon? -OP
>>745689255
I love you anon. I'm not gonna try and get in touch with you or anything cuz I ain't like that, but I am gonna say that I love you and mean it.
>>745693631
Licherally my ex. Not fun
>>745693660
i'm really into character design but i would be whiling to do any type except fashion.
>>745693784
It doesn't look fun.
>>745693924
What if I told you I need someone for character design for a video game I'm being working on side outside of my studies? I'm good a designing levels but characters or programming... not so much...
>>745693631
I like you, you're the type of person who's easily manipulated.
>>745694025
Femanon, do you have discord?
50s fairlady
60s hippie girls
70s hot classic girls
80s weird shit girls
90s-00s bridget jones girls
2010s feminine...
>>745694025
"Ye"
This is a big red flag.
>>745694229
I know what I'm doing my guy, I approach with caution
>>745694099
i'm not that good i have only been studying for around 4 months and i would not want to preform a bad job. you should try studying it too it's actually quite fun.
>>745679313
You don't find that sad?
>>745689505
BT best robot
>>745694380
Honestly I will take what I can get bc the game isn't complete nor it's a point where I can say "oh boy it's pretty good" I still need to develop more of the levels and maybe we can use your models as place holders for the future you know? It's be interesting with you joining this project
>>745694104
yeah it sucks
>>745694143
yes. gib tag
>>745694229
i thought the depression alone was a red flag
>>745679552
And this asshole has had kids
>>745694584
AyApXDV is my discord server code
>>745680003
>stay hydrated
I'm in love
LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED -Op
>>745693631
>When I sneeze I pee my pants
Fuck yeah! I have a piss fetish!
>>745689891
>Mfw she told me today she was falling for me again
Tell her she has 3 months to win you over.
QUID PRO QUO
>>745694577
do i have to draw? my art style is still coming along and i'm trying to push back my old cartoon "chibi-ish" look. but i'm good at explaining a characters look with their traits if given and maybe a doodle to represent.
>>745681129
FUCKING LOST
>>745695115
I mean you and I can compare art styles, I don't mind helping you out since I draw a bit too especially since I have a touch screen laptop that folds into a tablet and I draw thingsss
>>745689505
Is that your OC? I saved that one from /r9k/ yesterday. Fucking funny senpai.
>>745695300
then ill do it if i can i want to challenge myself!
>>745695549
First we need a way to contact each other outside of 4chan lol, do you use discord?
>>745693631
6/10 would awkwardly spoon with for a few months until one too many anxiety atacks ruin a comfy night and like a cockroach or something skitters across all the neglected messes
>>745695628
yes i do
>>745681129
Quality trick
>>745690652
your fingers look thick. Are you a tubby?
>>745680003
>>745680069
Both of these mixed into one.
>>745695745
The server code is rcRAFp so join and we can talk from there
>>745695702
oh, okay
>>745681129
Pls no
>>745695873
no my fingers are just big boned and short i hate them
>>745687365
this sounds so much like my wife it's not even funny. Did I win or lose the game?
Protip: shes japanese
>>745681129
Kek
>>745696018
well gl anon. Your handwriting is as shitty as mine btw.
>>745681129
Ur gey
>>745681129
Fuck you
>>745689505
best gf
>>745677036
until you still actually have to talk to them and be a man... if you're not good at that you wouldnt even make it that far to have your perfect 1950s waifu, media shows them as obedient vanity wives, but during the hours of actual life, they'll see how devoid of personality you are.
>>745681129
I hate you
>>745679460
>this is what beta males who will be forgotten and erased from history think
>>745695093
I like how you think Clarisse
>>745690652
>>745691187
SC here? kik?
>>745689505
>robot GF
Here's a better robot GF.
>>745677036
>Implying u have a job
>Implying u WOULD be a great father
>Implying you'r not a nigger jew fag.
>>745697163
everyone will be erased from history some day
>>745697543
Yes I am a perfect candidate, have job, good parenting, not a loser
>>745680069
Does she have a mighty green penis ?
>>745697450
Wud fug
>>745678397
this is why you're still single faggot
>>745681129
gay
>>745693631
when the fuck did i become a woman
>>745696024
YOU LUCKY BASTARD
One that doesn't get mad over stupid shit and then not tell you. Let me consult my crystal ball you fucking bitch.
>>745677036
monster girls
>>745698371
> implying they exist
well they do but they don't date ugly fucks like you and me
>>745681129
Fuckin got me
>>745681129
reeeee
>>745687365
Please be real, somewhere.
>>745681129
Fuck
>>745677036
>>745681129
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>>745678397
Let the media keep telling you that
>>745681129
Fucking kek
>>745681129
top jej
I don't want any ideal gf. I just want an airhead bimbo with a nice ass, big tits and nice lips with a small waist, and all she wants to do is stay home and fuck.
You guys are fucking nerds.
>>745701813
t. porn addict virgin
Anybody got the template?
>>745681129
Faggot
>>745681129
fuck off cuck
>>745680003
This is true wife material
this is pretty accurate
mfw finishing up college and still single
let me go grab my rope
>>745679595
Curious, why do you put kids on the same level as psychs? What makes them interesting to you?
>>745693631
Oh yea, you sound like me, can I hug you
>>745702384
I'm just tired of this shit. The fucking mind games, provocations, the endless fucking small talk.. it's not like there ever will be a woman intelligent enough to hold up her end of any decent conversation, anyway.
I'm a realist. Sex is the only thing a woman can provide that can't be gotten elsewhere.
>>745690652
Pre or post op?
![fedora-guy-meme[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mhT2Ubo.jpg "fedora-guy-meme[1].jpg")
>>745703491
>>745683870
Well kek'd my friend
>>745703641
>>745679567
lost
>>745697163
Everything is temporary. Embrace oblivion and be happy.
>>745689891
You just said yourself you started to improve yourself?
So maybe you were boring her or a fat slob and you stopped acting like that so she became interested again.
Maybe in stead of 'improving' because you are being ditched you should just do those things all the time?
>>745681129
Faggot
>>745703791
This sounds right up my alley.
>>745694604
Gotta be a bit aggressive at times if a creature wants to survive.
>>745681129
fag
>>745681129
fuckin hate you
>>745680003
Want. Need. I want to be her King in Yellow.
Where did this meme start
/r9k/?
>>745679313
Kids are a drain emotionally, physically, and financially. Considering that most /b-tards are poor, having leeching progeny is not the best answer. Plus, I like having money and free time to do shit I want to do. Thank god I can't have kids, best genetic anomally ever.
>>745682425
i'd date a trap and still have the chance to date a top tier one who still is in love with me and wants to worship my cock and make me breakfast in the morning and give me massages and shit like that.. but probably gonna start looking like an ugly crossdressing white man in a decade, then will eventually lose her hair, by then id be like what the fuck have I done.
Having a gf would be nice, but it's not as great as it's made out to be. Go get friends and hire prostitutes on the side.
>>745681129
I concede defeat, my brilliant nemesis.
>>745689255
*seeks validation on 4chan threads*
MMMmmmm deal breaker
>>745705128
>he's so antisocial he has to pay for women to sleep with him
>>745677036
Every past time was better
>>745681129
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
>>745689891
Okay, so there can be a few reasons. If you gained weight while you were together, that may be why she became turned off.
The thing is that I can't personally say that I've always 100% loved my bf. I'm stubborn and he gets naggy/tries to parent. There are times where we have been at each others throats and I was sure we weren't going to make it. Life stressors emphasize any menial arguments and can cause anyone to "fall out of love". However, if she states that she feels this way, ask her why she does and if it is something that you can fix. If it is reasonable, fix it. If it is outlandish, walk away. People can get greedy, selfish, and oblivious to the little exintricities that can rub a person's patience raw. Everyone has their limits too.
>>745705333
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=77rJ8VLj2-c
You don't pay them to fuck you, you pay them to GTFO after.
>>745705365
Suck it up. He's the man. "Tries to parent..." Pfft. Be thankful you can't slap a woman any more.
>>745694773
How do you not realize how pathetic you are
>>745688259
Will cheat on you
>>745694773
No girls on the internet, fuckbiscuit.
>>745687365
This is my gf.
She sleeps against my shoulder while i play Halo.
Life is fucking great.
>>745705706
She got the crazy eye too?
/A993465
>>745700464
nice meta gf
>>745681129
fuck
>>745683974
No bomb on earth could pull that off.
>>745681129
ideal.
>>745677036
and then birth control happened
>>745677036
>pic related
>>745689598
9137017804
send me a text femanon
>>745689255
I'll love you
>>745706374
Ram was better faggot
>>745678397
You're a savior of the goddamn world.
Children need to be exterminated from this world.
>got GF
>owns a company
>would be the perfect white dad
>>745681129
best gf to be honest
>>745679567
>Hug me enough for the both of us, OK?
I didn't come here for a feel
>>745681129
>>745679567
Have fun wiping her ass for her.
>>745706936
I'm into diapers. I will.
>>745703818
>Anything for you... *HONK*
Fucking got me
>>745707017
AnYtHiNg FoR yOu... HoNk :o)
>>745681129
you motherfucker
>Has to take care of herself in terms of staying in good shape, health etc. and looking good
>Must be intelligent
>To be kind and spontaneous, her main mood being cheerful
>Has to have a good sense of taste overall, not just food but designs etc. as well.. music etc.
>Must not be jealous, I hate jealous people
>At the same time must understand there is a limit how to behave towards other men
>Must have her own interests, I think it's quite sexy when a girl is artistic in any sense of the word
That's all I could come up with for now.
>>745679460
Yeah maybe for third world countries you idiot. Non whites breed like animals
dude when yr gf dies you're not gonna know how to take care of urself holy shit
>>745707202
Don't ask for much, do ya.
>>745707234
White, brown, black, or purple, resource drain is real. We're not going to rectify that by popping out more kids just because they're pink you retarded racist fuck.
>>745707264
I know they exist though, but there's always a downside to it. Like having a husband, having two kids already etc. or being 10+ years older than me. <- those are all things I've encountered while the rest of 'em was perfect
>>745681129
meanest gf ever
>>745679460
This only applies if you're poor. Everywhere on earth, birthrate stats skyrocket when the couple in question are both below the poverty line. If we fixed the economy and actually tried to educate people, the world wouldn't be flooded with useless waste babies.
>>745707382
See >>745707321 minus the "racist" part
>>745703791
>childish
>>745707440
Other than the snapchat and selfies, this isn't bad.
>>745681129
goddamit
>>745678397
1488
>>745678397
Only if you teach them young.
>>745679230
Its a sign of sexual child abuse
>>745705333
He's not the only one.
Extremely anti social social retard here beggars can't be choosers we take what we can get.
>>745680003
Wife material. Absolute love.
>>745707605
No wonder my daughter waddles.
>>745703164
IRL lolis
Whats not to love :3
>>745707440
>I want to have sex while listening to a Maluma song
That ruins her and kill the whole weeb vibe.
>>745682360
Long torso is long
>>745700464
i have this gf. pol gfs are best gfs
>>745687365
This is my favorite one.
>>745689891
Fuck that bitch. Get fit and go destroy every pussy you see and rub it in her ugly ass face as she runs head long into the wall
>>745707440
THICC
>>745708403
I'm with this guy. Fuck the treacherous whore.
>>745680448
Are you from Russia or what
>>745708588
Oh, you touch my tra la la.
itt: virigin idiots without self-confidence
>>745707440
nop3
>>745707440
Probably comes the closest here for me so far.
>>745687365
Please be real.. Let fate guide me to her.
>>745708901
All I want is loyalty, respect as a man and as her SO, and not being fucking retarded. Everything else is negotiable.
>cute
>understanding
>not a slut
>can cook
>real
>tfw you will never have this
>>745703818
cute and fun.
>>745709236
rip cd.
>>745681129
fuck
Trap gf <3
>>745709428
Would be great until the day you have an epiphany and realise your entire relationship is based on sex and fake feminity and not once did you feel genuine emotions
>>745709428
The asian one needs more asian eyes.
>>745709527
>and not once did you feel genuine emotions
Thats when you play dark souls, or whatever.
>>745709428
The g in gf stands for girlfriend.
Traps are men, not girls.
>>745708496
High five, Anon
>>745681129
fug
