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ITT we talk like we are on reddit
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>>745659895
le meme
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I'm an expert in Reddit. If you guys have any questions I'll be around for a couple hours. AMA
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AWESOME THREAD DIPSHIT.
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>>745660174
how many dicks do you take per day
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Replace the with le.
Get butthurt and trolled easily
Try to copy 4chan

And thats how you do it boyos.
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>>745659895
What is "REDDIT"?
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>>745660207
Woah ho ho..... looks like someone took a wrong turn on the internet today. Did you mean to go to 4chan and accidentally load reddit by mistake?

I'll let it slide this time, but do it again and I'll have to downvote you.
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>>745660174
What is your favorite color?
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I go to reddit everyday for the Dokkan Battle subreddit. I thought It was a meme... Ffs sake the worst community ever, all butthurts whiny manbabies.
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>>745659895
I knew a genderfluid otherkin in college. Let me tell you they are the nicest people you could meet. They are the most forgiving and nonjudgmental people ever.
Can I get an upvote so others can be made aware of this? Thanks guys <3
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>>745660413
Golded good sir!!
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>>745659895
On Reddit you basically have to agree with the popular opinions or face scrutiny.
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IM PICKLE RIIIIICK
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>>745660276
You're describing 4chan more than reddit
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>>745660556
Says the guy whining on the internet
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>>745660700
HAHAHA LMFAO MAN
Great post sir o7
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>>745660771
Thank your for the Gold, stranger!
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>>745660174
if i had the money id give you reddit gold for this comment
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>>745659895

Who is this wonderful, inspiring human being with both value and potential?
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I'M WITH HER
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>>745660423
every color of the rainbow has it's own positive attributes to be appreciated. and boy do i like to experience ALL of the rainbow, if you know what i mean.
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>>745659895

what the fuck is that piece of shit?
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Hi! What's your name? What's your pronoun?
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>>745660813
your gift of an orangered is more than generous
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NOT MY PRESDENT!!1!
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>>745659895
hey guys, like have any of you slept with your sister lmao idk dude its pretty gay but i kind of liked it.
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>>745659895
triggered triggered reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee trigered
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>>745659895
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>>745660822
They are an inspiring beautiful person.
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>>745659895
I also hate those capitalist rapists like trump and other patriotic pigs, who's with mme?
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My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker . I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful.
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Gender studies major here...
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>>745660757
Le butthurt redditor xDDD
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>>745659895
I'm a snowflake whaaaaaaaa her de heer
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>>745661287
Hi. I'm thinking of studying gender studies as well. Is it hard? What are the potential job opportunities? Thanks.
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>>745661006
Whoa slow down there buddy, there is nothing wrong with having sexual intercourse with your family kin. Gay is not bad! It's good to be gay because then you are an aspiring your destiny to get aids and die slowly, but hey, you will probably be in good karma is you post your gay stories on r/menhavingsexwithothermen so God will love you :)))))
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EDIT: I had no idea this would get so many replies! RIP my inbox. Seriously, thank everyone for your support and feedback.
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I got us a table for the meetup guys. Really looking forward to finally seeing your faces!
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>>745661386
Haha can I have link?
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>>745661501
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>>745661472
Thanks for the gold kind stranger
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>>745661184
I love what xe did with xis hair in xhis photo. So beautiful
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>>745660705
Reddit fag detected
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hahahaha
xD
lol
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Your post has been removed for violating rule 1 and rule 3. Please review the sidebar before posting.
-the mod team
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PRAISE KEK
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Wow

Turd tier thread

Gonna give my down vote skills a major workout with you bunch of cyber jerks
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I just looked through OPs comment history and it's plain as day he's either a troll or a Russian bot. Don't waste your time replying to this guy.
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>>745661593
The reason you're getting so many downvotes is because you should refer to someone identifying as intersex/non-binary as they/them, not "he" or "she." Source: am genderfluid
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>>745659895
am a broke student and made this song, ama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yooRXu0KWY
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>>745662109
Upvoting my heart out for your compasion good sir.
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>>745660074
Le this meme factory.
I'm certainly not leaning any side and definitely not a man-child
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*fedor'd*
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Become an atheist because negatives can be proven.
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>>745662109
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Bernie can still make it guys! Just donated a kidney, who will match me?
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There are only a "handful" of breadditors who can understand what's up, sad
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TIL that black people are much more compassionate and intelligent than whites (evidence from peer reviewed journal inside)
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hey dudes and dudettes
(i never forget the ladies ;) )
edit: why the downvotes?
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>>745662710
Topkek
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I find this thread highly offensive
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Dangernoodle goodboye t h i c c
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>>745659895
>>745661184
>>745661542
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meme

edit: wow guis fanks fur the the guld rip ma inbux
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I [23m] took my gfs [36t] anal virginity but it felt like she already did this before
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>>745660276

4chan in two sentences:

> Get butthurt and trolled easily
> Try to copy 4chan

Dumb meme that isn't actually a thing:

> Replace the with le.
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this will surely be the end for drumbf!
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>>745660677
"Oh no, my nazi fantasies aren't tolerated in Reddit!"
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>>745662769
We need to contact the Admins and have this whole sub quarantined. Things are really out of hand in here, it makes me embarrassed to share Reddit with my friends.
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ACKSHYUALY
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>>745662905
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>>745662905
you really do sound like a redditor
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Detecting massive levels of reddit faggotry in here. Good job boys!
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haha my thoughts exactly.

I wish more people were as open minded as this.

You sir, get an upvote. Use it wisely :)
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>>745659895
" HUUURRRR IM A GIGANTIC LE FAGGOT I SHOULD KILL MYSELF"
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>>745662905
Came here to say this
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>>745662843
Found the reddit fag.
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shoulda been bernie
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Extremely triggered into panic attack by superbowl's blatant patriarchy
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>>745662988
>Uhh, he actually can't be heard per se, my intelligence has lost fedora points
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>>745662843
take your upvote
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>>745663157
huh, TIL. Have an upvote good sir
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>>745660813
What does the gold do?
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>>745663226
My sides-
gold
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>>745663153
Heh, more like Superb Owl! Am I right? XD XD
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>>745660822
Kek
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Does anyone else think dreamer semen tastes better than their dad's?
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>>745663129
/u/cumguzzler would have a good response to this post
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STOP. I'M DONE.
DEAD. YOU DIDN'T.
DIE. AMA.

>fuck i hate that shit
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If you want to lose weight, think about what Trump is doing to our country

Edit: haha thanks for the gold guys, it truly proves that regardless of who is president, we are all good people inside


Edit! Why the downvotes guys, jeez
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>>745663401
dae drumpf is orange xD
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>>745663340
>>745663323
>Come Simon, I've got the new atheist fedora collection
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>>745663280
There is nothing "superb about it"

TIL white people still don't know humor

Edit:White males. I apolagize to white non binary and women out there.
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>>745663323
Have an upboat, good sir!
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>>745660705
"..more than* reddit."
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>>745661470
Dying your own hair, oh and crying. A lot.
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I'm projecting my ethical personality so much today, I think I'll stop being a virgin.
>Silence of the lambs
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LOL NOPE,
OP NAILD IT XD
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I (35m) found out that my fiance (25f) was raped by a man in a Stalin mask. Is it wrong for me to be turned on by that while consoling her?
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If you stop being a leftist at breaddit, you get doxed by CNN, huehuehuehuehue
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TIL 4chan is for prepubescent teenagers
EDIT: OMG THANKS FIRST POST WITH THAT MUCH UPVOTE
EDIT2: OMG THANKS FOR THE GOLD STRANGER !!
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>>745663247
Nothing. It does literally nothing. You pay for it in real money, then give it to someone who's post you like.
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>>745659895
You wish 4chan were as cool as us
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>>745663974
That's how you earn from the sheep. Smart
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Today I fucked up by farting at work while having sex with the ceo
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>>745664034
This just makes me realize that the 2010's are like the 90's, but worse.
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>>745659895

Can someone please ELI5 what this meme means?
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>>745664058
4chin could learn from that tbh
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>>745662843

You need to go back now
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>>745664058
>>745664034
>>745663911
>>745663643
Hey guys we had so much fun at the meetup last year, here is a picture from that awesome day. Such amazing people!! Whose gonna join us this year?
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I know this is gonna get buried and I'm late to the party, but here goes nothing
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There are many examples of Third Gender in history.
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>>745664690
I can't believe so many people are ignorant of this fact in 2017!
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>>745660577
Upvoted
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>>745664448
>that fucking elephant carrying a niglet
Classic reddit
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>>745659895

I can't get over how punchable this guys face is.
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>>745665084
Can someone ban this user for racism?
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>>745659895
This thread so far is very incorrect. Everyone knows that redditors are just pol/fags.
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>>745665084
You sir have been reported. Take that bigotry back to voat where it belongs.
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Thanks for the gold kind stranger XD
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The sad thing is this thread isnt very much different from anywhere else on 4chan, besides dumb tards who think people still say "le" like its still 2011
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>>745665208
Do you wanna raid /pol/ together sometime? Then we can drink mountain dew and give each other a hand job. IM me.
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ITT just newfags acting like fags on reddit. Not funny, there's literally no point. it's not funny, noone cares, this is 4chan, not reddit. If I wanted reddit I'd go to reddit, but this is /b//
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>>745665181
those are contained in r/the_drumpf
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>>745665438

Don't be so upset, reddit is only one click away.
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>gurgling cocks
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>>745665438
Go to 9gag for 5 min. Pretty sure those fags still find rage comics funny.
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>>745659895
DONNY LE DRUMPF IS GOING TO BE IMPEACHED FOR HIS LITTLE PEE PEE DOSSIER. COMMUNISM WORKS. WELL AKTUALLY... BERNIE WON THE ELECTION. IT'S 2017 AND YOU DON'T WATCH COLBERT??? OMG
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>>745665551
That's the most newfaggy thing I've ever read. Skiddadle
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>>745661542
this photo needs a clock in the background saying 2pm
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>>745666186
>i'm sure they'll show up
>maybe they are just having car trouble
>all of them
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>>745662018
>Wow turd tier
>thread gonna give
>my down vote skills a major
>workout

Hi! I'm a haiku-bot created by /u/shenjichen. I detect haiku in posts. Please upvote me if you like it, or message me if I caused a problem.
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>>745666403
good bot
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>>745664511
posted 1 hour after op
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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>>745666561
im pretty close to getting sexts
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>>745666666
so close
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>>745666031
What did he say gais
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>>745666917
Edit: You're welcome!
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>>745660577
^ This
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>>745661696
Admittedly that seems nicer than just getting 404-d
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>>745666720
What a perfect post to get that roll.
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can you pleassse stop posting my image on here? thanks
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>>745662320
>I'm certainly not leaning any side and definitely not a man-child

What did he mean by this?
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>>745668193
You look like such a happy couple. Congratilations to you both! ××oo××
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>>745660700
WE DID IT REDDIT XD!
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>>745668193
*gold*
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