New rekt thread
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>>745659714
fucking chinks can't drive
>>745661368
>>745661455
Bayblade bayblade let it rip!
>>745659714
Goddamn was this guy asleep? I work in a factory with forklifts driving around all day, and they're some of the aware motherfuckers around because pedestrians are so damn stupid.
>>745661797
>WAISTED
>>745661797
The moment when he was trying to get up and realized he's missing his bottom part instead of jus not feeling it must have felt pretty shitty.
>>745661240
>>745659714
What the fuck man rekt shit isn't cool if its just some random little asian QT minding her own business
>>745661240
niggers
>>745661240
Bath salts?
>>745661873
Underrated post
>>745660945
>/thread
Not so fast:
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>745662209
Nerve salts
>>745662209
Nervous gas
>>745662152
You were shat out of your mother's arsehole.
>>745662530
i cri
everytim
>>745662234
Nice pasta
>>745662316
did you mewan father?
>>745662667
nerve gas?
>>745661455
Who was at fault here? The person in the car had a green light.
Was the scooter man just retarded and natural selection took its course?
>>745662857
>Who was at fault here?
>The person in the car had a green light.
>the scooter man just retarded and natural selection took its course
>>745662663
>>745662530
Much better with sound
>>745662152
i love the guy's reaction. so I made that part into a webm face reaction
that girl had a nice dick too
>>745662945
Story?
>>745662234
>>745661797
Fuckin zombies
>>745663148
Dunno. Skiing accident?
>>745663148
hairdresser gas
>>745663148
sauce in metadata
>>745663086
link?
>>745661797
bad news bro, your shoes are ruined
>>745662152
I would love to suck her dick. I ain't gay but a sexy girl with a dick is hot.
>>745663971
jesus
>>745662184
oh look.. they finally discovered fire. they're catching up
>>745663993
>not having a 4chan gold account™
>>745661797
I'm only half a man
Happy End
well, the customer got rekt
>>745664146
Yeah guy shot himself while driving
>>745664394
chuckled a bit
>>745662767
More likely shocked, when you're electrified your muscles contract, so he couldn't loosen his grip. You see him trying tho
>>745664500
lmfao at the dramatic roll
>>745663625
where is this from?? this is my local news station
>>745664500
holy shit that fat old security guard goes from nap time to "finally i get to off a nigger" in like 2 .00001 of a second
>>745664811
not even sure how my fat hand hit the 2 instead of a 0 there
>>745663971
Where's the transparent goo coming from? Brain fat?
>>745664575
haha was the customer nice or nasty to her?
>>745664800
sauce in metadata
>>745659714
What a massive homo. Not even carrying a skid.
>>745665079
Nice camera work. If only all jumper vids had that.
expensive hobby
>>745665125
I figure it was some guy who she thought was hot.
>>745665297
Just walk on by, wait on the corner
>>745664596
I honestly thought he was sneezing blood like the file said
>>745664596
>guy shot himself
Not quite...
>>745665403
there's a guy who knew which way the wind's blowin
>>745664596
Could have been shot by someone in the red car
>>745665597
I reckon. Prob not the most hygienic thing *for her*
>>745663971
Why'd he get shot? Some mob assassination?
>>745665771
Never ceases to amaze me how stupid people in third world countries can be about electricity.
>>745665952
sauce in metadata
>>745665994
Well it never ceases to amaze me how stupid people in the first world countries can be about electricity. Most of them don't understand how it works.
>>745661368
Hard to see with squinted eyes
>>745664575
Better still if she had a yeast infection or period.
>>745661797
Why was the dude giving him his last Mountain Dew wearing only a pick nick blanket?
>>745665994
I don't understand how electricity can kill a person. I just can't see how it just doesn't pass through without causing problems.
>>745664596
more likely shot by someone in the car to the left
>>745666111
I like how the bitch just gives up and floats away. I really have a strong hatred towards women.
>>745665932
>filename
sensible chuckle.gif
other acceptable names may include (but are not limited to)
>hot head
>blowing off some steam
>MIND=BLOWN
>>745666399
faggot
>>745665297
Brown guys thinking their Russian KEK.
>>745666459
Fuck you beta male faggot cuck.
>>745663971
You see past the victim's last moments but through his carcam's eyes!
>>745665932
GENTLEMEN
>>745665994
This.
>>745661368
>>745661455
>>745666152
>>745666131
It's basic eduaction to children in most first world countries so no.
>>745662209
No, he is just is a nigger.
>>745666551
you're still a faggot
>>745666885
Go eat the nigger cum out of your girls pussy.
>Somebody please post babys getting rekt
>>745666835
So are square roots. Most people don't fucking understand it.
>>745666111
>>745666399
Witnessed and agreed. She couldn't have made it easier for the sea to take her. But seriously, that is some scary shit. Anyone got sauce on if she drownded?
>>745666625
You know, I've always wondered what would happen if a bull just completely ignored the matador.
>>745666665
CLOSE
>>745666666
>>745666920
Oh my god, that thing is like half her size. How does it fit?! Is this that azn magikz they always talk about?
>>745666920
>>745661368
It was also her fault for not noticing it. It's not that they can't drive, they are "blind". They care only about themselves, and thus can only "see" themselves. It's their culture.
>>745666920
i bet letting it out feels so good
>>745666781
For some reason that reminds me of the Chinese village where people kept dying of shit gas trying to pull a guy out from the pit beneath a shit house. Good old hydrogen sulfide.
>>745666428
All quality filenames, sir! Enjoyed yours as well.
>>745667003
They piss the bull off completely. Those feather decorations on the back of the bull? Those are stabbed in. They do lots of other stuff. Those bulls are probably ~60% weakened when they go out there. Matador vs 100% bull wouldn't stand a chance most of the time after they pissed it off.
>>745667018
Holy shit, that bear almost got him!
>>745666638
>that tear gas canister's a SPAH
>>745666993
That person did not die, no one did then.
>>745666993
That has to be the most cringeworthy robbery attempt I've seen. From the moment he walks in the owner knew.
>>745666217
It causes intense muscle contraction and can completely disrupt the heart. Resistance causes heat. In some cases, the person tenses up and falls over dead, in others they get cooked, sometimes cooked in an instant.
Post some babies getting rekt guys
>>745667554
wwe has really gone downhill
>>745667018
I made this face: :O
>>745667554
I like how he's like "Fine but I'm having my aht back".
>>745666217
It builds up heat on your body and literally fries you,and since your heart runs on an electrical impulse it may also stop your heart, that large amount of elecricity is simply deadly because its too much for your body to handle
>>745661797
>i'm half the man i used to be
POST FUCKING TODDLERS GETTIN REKT
>>745667872
awww... look how cute and cringeworthy you are. whos a good little sociopath? whos a good little sociopath. you are. yes you are. yes you are. *pats head*
>>745667698
I know that isn't china, because the truck actually stopped.
>>745664394
Thanks to the poster for a good laugh!!!
>>745667872
I would but your mother forgot to bring the photo album.
>>745661797
She's pouring water in his mouth and it's just running out the bottom.
>>745666665
So close
>>745668501
Pretty sure that will fuck that kid up for the rest of his life
>>745665189
I hate cats. This made me giggle. Wish he fell from higher up.
>>745667362
Thanks, but sauce is usually a link to a more credible news source than an anon saying so.
>>745668712
Worst part is it will probably run off and die in agony because of internal bleeding :(
>>745662234
gassed
>>745668698
Yeah, babies are total wimps
>>745664394
>failing at the end of level
>frogger noob
>>745668757
She survived without any injuries. She wasn't really crushed.
>>745667418
She didn't make eye contact with the driver. Way to go, lady.
>>745666152
Strange, they should have a higher FOV
>>745666217
>>745667550
>>745668712
>>745668808
It is unlikely that it was injured, as many cats have a non-lethal terminal velocity. Cats have fallen from more than 30 stories and landed with minimal injury.
>>745668757
Death by stupidity.
>>745668698
Eh, nigger and/or third world shit hole. The kid was absolutely fucked the second the mother shat it out of her womb.
>>745668841
Nice catch on the stroller though.
>>745669003
>>745663625
Why did the guy in the helmet hit the other guy with a toilet brush?
>>745667603
Not babies, but...
>>745661240
dun worry im strapt nigguh.webm
>>745661982
In situations like this people disassociate and believe it isn't really happening.
>>745667872
>>745669313
Anyone else have the magic school bus play in their head
>>745669313
Doesn't it seem odd that Brazilians have so much national pride when it's such a shit hole?
>>745664394
>>745668483
Another person with great timing
>>745669313
that little monkey jumping kek, of course that`s from Brazil.
>>745666111
Nice digits faggot
>>745668989
Forgot, thanks. And lame
>>745667214
haha he pee'd himself what a silly
This is a kids, toddlers get rekt/kill thread
>>745669265
Looked expensive
>>745664146
I don't think they had cars in Jesus' time. Or guns.
>>745659714
HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT
>>745665771
Jihadi neistat
>>745669077
I still don't get it. Looks like he could shake it off.
>>745670305
instant mannequin
>>745669275
>the one person who fucking pays attention and knows you can let a vehicle pass in front of you
>>745661523
lmfao
>>745666934
uh oh we found a BLACKED thread cuck
>>745670387
Muscles are controlled by nerve impulses aka very weak electrical signals. What happens when you cram in a live wire's worth of voltage? Your body locks up.
>>745662152
source if any?
>>745665297
jockie chin.webm
>>745669999
Witnessed, but I don't have much.
>>745665188
Thats why you should carry a small hammer in your door to smash the window. The water creates large amounts of external pressure and the doors become difficult to open without a lot of force.
>>745661240
but why? that nigger looked like he was completely unaware of being in a moving vehicle.
>>745665403
fuck this noise im outta here
>>745666920
how??? how in the hell?
>>745670306
This guy... I like this guy.
>>745669942
>>745670305
"ANDY'S COMING!!"
>>745667185
That also happened in the US a few years back.
>>745661797
I woulda fed him a lead sammich. No way any one should even see their body severed like that and die slowly after.
>>745661797
fucking zombies man
>>745670473
Yeah, I don't get some of these. Maybe I am paranoid, but when crossing the street or behind the wheel, I'm always watching to make sure that when (not if) someone does something stupid, I'm hopefully not completely caught off guard. Like the guy in pic related. It's not his fault at all, no one should have to worry in a situation like that, but by paying attention he may very well have saved his own life.
>>745670730
http://tubedupe.com/video/74433/transsexual-cheerleaders-16-scene-01/
>>745670305
>>745671213
what the fuck
>>745666781
(Han Solo joke)
>>745671294
haha what a fag
>>745666781
- What in tar-nation?
>>745662496
propably fucking snapped his spine
brutal
>>745662767
Why do people always think it's nerve gas? Like for real is that a joke I missed that just carries on? Who thinks nerve gas is so readily available that people are always randomly being killed by it? If that was nerve gas why did the guy who showed up at the end not die too? Use your fucking brain retard
>>745667320
Why the fuck would you stand on the side it's leaning to? Actually, why the fuck would you stand near that at all? The crane is doing the work.
>>745662945
Scooter guy had the right of way it looks like. There were people still in the crosswalk the driver should have been more aware
>>745670792
On Mythbusters, they showed that you can open it once the car is fully submerged and filled with water, since the pressure will equalize.
>>745670792
I have one of these dangling from my visor: https://resqme.com/EN/product/resqme/
>>745671571
meme?
wat r an meme?
>>745664766
electrical nerve gas?
>>745670792
I can think of two places I've been to that look like that, and they are both on the California coast.
Anyway, you are half correct. With water outside and air inside of a partially submerged vehicle, the force required to open the door can be enormous. If water has gotten into the vehicle (as it sinks), the pressures equalize and the door can be opened with some difficulty.
Also, if you don't have a hammer in your car, they say that the average person can break a car side window if they unbuckle, turn sideways in their seat, lean back, and kick the window with both feet hard. I've never done it and I hope I never have to.
>>745664575
top kek
>>745671571
Fucking hell you really fell for it.
>>745671204
You are taught as a kid to look both ways *before* crossing the street, but maybe not in the third world, where human life isn't as highly valued...? And that is why lane splitting shouldn't be illegal, among other reasons, but that is #1.
>>745671117
I wonder if one could be charged with a crime for doing that.
>>745667142
most fucked up shit in this thread
>>745667320
You're supposed to use tag lines. Morons die in moronic ways.
>>745671326
>I see you
Awesome.
>>745671571
Right? It's obvious the guy died of eternal bleeding.
>>745666934
CUCK ALERT
>>745667418
Driver was watching his clearance in the side mirror. She should have waited.
>>745666781
I can't help but laugh at their reactions.
That's some horrific shit, it was always going to be horrific shit, why are you niggers crowding around if you aren't ready for that?
Though, that pose is extra spoopy. And I do like the crane controller's decision to traumatise those left who thought they could handle it.
>>745666920
>>745671652
>what are traffic lights
>>745662931
AND IT'S GOOD!
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>>745667185
>>745671087
That's happened in a couple of places, and not once or twice, but many times. Search for "manure pit death" if you want to read about people choking on shit gas and drowning in shit.
>>745668712
Together with you, then see who's the most damaged
i dont know why anyone would enjoy these, their just people dying, you sick fucks
>>745672172
Something tells me OSHA has no China office.
>>745672651
But it's interesting to watch how people behave in their last seconds of life. If thats sick then oh well
>>745662667
stroke or seizure
>>745664575
They overdered the special sauce
>>745672651
I get a smug sense of satisfaction when idiots are hoist on their own petard, plus watching shit like this has made me 200% safer, guaranteed.
>>745672753
looking forward to your eventual chimpout there Klebold
I hope my friends and family never meet you, though I doubt they'd see themselves next to a fat autistic teenager
>>745672393
Holy shit, that guy's health regen skill had to be pretty high.
>>745672373
I doubt him spinning was on purpose, but it did probably fuel some nightmares. I was focused on his lower lower legs, though - it looks like his muscles were either shrank or cooked off the bone.
Part of me is wondering if you'd even have to embalm him - seems like he'd last for a fair bit now.
>>745672790
Nervous gas
>>745672651
>their
>>745669600
Are brake pedals really that difficult to locate in China?
>>745672956
That 2nd to last shot saved us a lot of money
>>745670306
My favorite MST.
>>745667320
Here's a protip: If your crane requires people to physically move the object it's carrying, you have the wrong crane.
>>745672140
it's an infected nail removed via medical procedure, it doesn't hurt like an actual nail does. it's about to fall off anyways. source: it happened to me
>>745667050
dude theres some 23ft of bowels in all of us
that toy didnt even get past her large intestine
>>745670792
look at the hatch in the back, it could have been opened for a full ten minutes before the water even reached it, it's the case of a panicky bitch.
>>745671204
Man, I'd never ride without big ass retro reflectors all over me. Everyone on the road is a nigger, and around blacks...
>>745661797
Whatever it was it blew the bottom half of him off.... Liquid nerve gas?
>>745662496
The force is strong with this one...
>>745673419
And probably saved a life or two to boot. I am staunchly against the death penalty, but I love instant justice. Go figure.
>>745667142
I'm going to take a wild guess, that had to be done because of some kinda injury under the nail.
>>745671087
I read about a whole family and a couple of farm hands that died trying to rescue a chicken. I'm not kidding.
>>745661797
For anyone wondering, it's a muslim thing, when someone is dying, they poor drops of water in his mouth, as a sign to leaving this world. It's called "t9tar"
>>745662152
sauce
>>745673704
most likely a train, see the tracks behind him?
>>745674004
t9ar? French Arab much?
>>745664575
"Miss, I ordered a hot dog. This smells like a tuna melt."
>>745669077
baking bacon
>>745665297
Indian Tarzan?
>>745662667
Ketchup gas
>I'm guessing electricity
>>745665403
Vodka fueled pilot looking for a parking spot?
>>745674220
best said by a blind man
>>745665932
Too much overtime at the call center?
>>745674363
I'm surprised that house (trailer) hasn't burned down
>>745665932
>When you've been staring at bob and vagene all day and you finally make it to the shitting street
>Mind blown
>>745668757
"ofcourse this gate is gonna wait fo me to go first, im a woman afterall"
More animal Rekt please
>>745666781
Cirque de Soleil is getting edgy
>>745674361
imagine how fucking terrifying
>>745670815
drugs
>>745674363
That's some shit.
>>745659714
WTF is this? I come here expecting to see some shit, and I get a little *bump, excuse me miss...
Hell, most people would have gotten up, dusted themselves off, wished the fork lift drive a good day and gone about their business.
>>745671213
Cheating whore got what she had coming
>>745672956
That's why it's illegal to drive in sandals.
Does anyone else just not care if this shit happens in asian countries?