Hello, anon. Are you having a good day?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
![ebb6fa1086ca70c1d40efa7823b9116fdf7cad0c_hq[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hrr8dyc.jpg "ebb6fa1086ca70c1d40efa7823b9116fdf7cad0c_hq[1].jpg")
Hello, anon.
Are you having a good day?
yeah
>japanese girl
>blonde hair
fuck right off.
>>745658239
Not your problem faggit
Yeah. Browsing /b when I could be doing 100 productive things. Doing great. Dick.
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>>745658321
>>745658398
>>745658428
>>745658484
Thank you for taking the time to respond to my little sprog!
I hope good health finds you all.
>>745658549
Show dick pls
>>745658620
I'm actually a girl!
How are you doing?
![4d3bbfa4d8ce5a15328d1eaeeea5fdad[1].jpg](/data/b/thumb/1505/858/1505858137266s.jpg "4d3bbfa4d8ce5a15328d1eaeeea5fdad[1].jpg")
>>745658949
Haha, forgot the picture. Silly me!
>>745658549
She's dead m8
![latest[1].png](/data/b/thumb/1505/858/1505858413536s.jpg "latest[1].png")
>>745659068
A broken clock is right twice a day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsJzsUuN5Kw
Let's chill and listen to some music.
>>745659011
YOU'RE TOO CUTE FOR THIS BOARD
EVEN IF YOU ARE A ROLEPLAYING MANLET, JUST LEAVE BEFORE YOU BECOME AS SHITTY AS US
>>745659011
Show boobs then
>>745659543
Fag
>>745658239
My friend has stopped eating and she has been having really bad pains. Any idea on how to ask her to maybe eat again or why she isnt eating?
>>745659011
Show boypussy
>>745659683
Why did you stop eating
>>745659761
I've been eating fine. Its her i'm worried about.
![Miyazono.Kaori.full.2021783[1].jpg](/data/b/thumb/1505/859/1505859083338s.jpg "Miyazono.Kaori.full.2021783[1].jpg")
>>745659543
Dear me, anon, you do flatter me. (≧◡≦)
>>745659555
Well, that'd just spoil the nature of the thread!
>>745659608
Leave him alone! >:o
>>745659683
I had a friend who went through a similar situation. She was so slim and pretty, but always insisted on eating nearly nothing. Maybe you could try calling her pretty, letting her know she's beautiful the way she is, and that you're there for her no matter what. Please do try and not to be complacent, body image is an issue that has affected me and people I love.
>>745659011
>>745658239
Penis inspector lift up your skirts boys
>>745659011
Too pure for this board.
A nice change of pace, if nothing else. Have a nice landscape.
>>745658239
Yeah.
![320497[1].jpg](/data/b/thumb/1505/860/1505860114292s.jpg "320497[1].jpg")
>>745660396
You have such a way with words!
>>745660559
I have faith in your ability to proofread. C'mon, you can do it!
>>745660887
You're very kind, anon! That's such a pretty picture.
>>745661246
I hope you are actually okay. I bet you're a pretty nice dude!
>>745661476
Your lie in April was good
>>745661476
Literally too pure for this world. Gonna go cry and off myself now.
>>745661476
They're always talking about a cure for cancer or alzheimers or some shit, but when will modern medicine cure my microbenis?
>>745661920
I'd be happy to lend an ear, Anon. Not OP, btw.
![d86c5f8ee64b14de6156654904babbda19249b5b_hq[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sWMGwqX.jpg "d86c5f8ee64b14de6156654904babbda19249b5b_hq[1].jpg")
>>745661661
Heck yeah! It's my favourite!
>>745661920
Please don't, anon. Won't you stay and talk for a while? I'd love to get to know you.
>>745662081
Ask not what modern medicine can do for your microbenis, but what your microbenis can do for modern medicine!
>>745662298
You're a good person, anon. There should be more people in the world like you.
>>745662380
Why does she stare so deeply into my eyes and smile when she talks to me?
Is she memeing with me?
>>745662380
Thanks OP, you're a good person too.
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>>745662936
There may be more to it than you think. Pursuing a vein of interest never hurt anybody. Wouldn't you rather live your life knowing for certain one way or the other than being unsure of what could have been?
>>745663304
I'm really happy to hear it. It seems as if I've attracted a rather nice crowd, which I'm very happy about.
In the meantime, how about some more music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql_dEdMEjl4
>>745658239
No i don't. Fuck off.
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>>745663607
Have you had a bad day, anon? You're more than welcome to come in here and talk about it if you like.
On the topic, though, I will say that this does feel a bit... impersonal. If you want, you guys can call me Kaori-chan. ＼(^-^)/
Who is this fucking manchild.
Go away, weeb.
>>745663984
Kaori-kun what are you trying to accomplish? Are you planning to make daily threads or is it just one time quickie. We have enough alice traps reimu jillu and others here. What is your selling point?
>>745664151
>anime image board
>'weeb'
>>745664151
Go away normie faggot.
![e740e50d888f3bc297b3fcc50d2f7aa05f616f12d05d1d92df4be5875c8f3f53[1].jpg](/data/b/thumb/1505/862/1505862792068s.jpg "e740e50d888f3bc297b3fcc50d2f7aa05f616f12d05d1d92df4be5875c8f3f53[1].jpg")
>>745664151
>>745664338
C'mon, guys, play nice! This thread is supposed to be a friendly place. (‿)
(It is an anime image board, though. :3)
>>745664439
This one actually made me giggle. <3
>>745664331
Well... I don't really have a 'selling point', I suppose. I just thought I'd come here and strike up a nice little conversation with a few folks. If people wanted me to make daily threads, I certainly wouldn't mind it. I've been having a nice time so far.
>>745663984
R8 me I'm on the left
>>745664728
This must be b8
![kaori_miyazono__4__render_by_stella1994x-d9mgn0p[1].png](/data/b/thumb/1505/863/1505863285701s.jpg "kaori_miyazono__4__render_by_stella1994x-d9mgn0p[1].png")
>>745664826
It looks to me like you could clean up pretty good! Lose the socks and sandals, get some form-fitting jeans, maybe a tee or two, and let your hair grow out a bit, then get an undercut!
>>745664972
Bait? For what, anon?
More music~!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2PZaKxklz4
>>745665434
>>745665434
Wait you telling me you dont like my sandals-socks classic look?
![665606[1].jpg](/data/b/thumb/1505/863/1505863663800s.jpg "665606[1].jpg")
>>745665612
That's a little bit mean, anon. I bet there's a nice person under that image macro~!
>>745665756
It's a classic, alright. Then again, so is the mullet!
>>745665612
I dont think anyones buying it op
im actually digging this music tho
![79dd5cd5040c585184173337ce5b1ab7--blonde-anime-girl-pretty-anime-girl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tqu8Szi.jpg "79dd5cd5040c585184173337ce5b1ab7--blonde-anime-girl-pretty-anime-girl[1].jpg")
>>745666158
Be nice! >o<
>>745666471
I'm not here to sell anything. Just to have a nice talk. :)
I'm glad you like the music! Here's some more~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sz4xc5a1To
>>745658239
inb4 tranny
![d80bfede71c9af177e8f5b40066b0d50--blonde-anime-girl-your-lie-in-april[1].jpg](/data/b/thumb/1505/864/1505864501627s.jpg "d80bfede71c9af177e8f5b40066b0d50--blonde-anime-girl-your-lie-in-april[1].jpg")
>>745667008
Not that I have anything against transexuals, but I assure you that I am capable of having children. :3
Music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhHGDOgjie4
>>745666696
How do I politely ask a girl if I can give her a foot massage without seeming creepy?
https://youtu.be/9sEI1AUFJKw
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>>745667297
I can't speak for every girl, but I'd love somebody to give me a foot massage! Maybe bring it up jokingly at first, and if she seems into it you can take it from there!
Music? Music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIC4VSUE7q4
>>745667574
What if she's a random gril not even my friend it will be weird?
![Miyazono.Kaori.full.1884263[1].jpg](/data/b/thumb/1505/865/1505865016765s.jpg "Miyazono.Kaori.full.1884263[1].jpg")
>>745667777
Oooooh, nice gets~!
...But yeah. I'd proooobably suggest that you get to know them before you go about suggesting foot massages. Unless you're a masseuse, of course. Then it would be your job.
Oh no your thread is dying
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>>745669244
<<<33333
Thanks for giving it a last little bit of life.
Have some music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaC1KUdBWls
>>745658239
day's been alright
![2TgqW5P[1].jpg](/data/b/thumb/1505/866/1505866319560s.jpg "2TgqW5P[1].jpg")
>>745669648
Excellent. :)
That's what I always want to hear!
What color panties are you wearing now? Asking for friend.
Today was ok I guess, Whent to therapy and did the regular slog. I fucked my chances with a new person I met by being all depressed and shit, and to top that she was a 10.5/10 qt. So i'm doing ok, what about you?
>>745667950
My day was fine what about yours?
https://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k
![Eve-Kaori+Miyazono_[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/yNTdMT0.gif "Eve-Kaori+Miyazono_[1].gif")
>>745670328
Oh, I'm just wearing some PJs. Black top and shorts, if it matters that much to you!
>>745670448
Well, you're the first person to ask how I'm doing, so I'd say you're pretty nice anyway!
And to answer your question, I'm doing wonderfully. I'm having a nice, cosy day inside, with good music and fluffy blankets and warm coffee.
>>745670599
Make that two~!
I've had a lovely day. :3
Also, that video is great!
![amplt3-asian-asian-fashion-beautiful-blonde-Favim.com-404624[1].jpg](/data/b/thumb/1505/867/1505867117202s.jpg "amplt3-asian-asian-fashion-beautiful-blonde-Favim.com-404624[1].jpg")
>>745658398
>2017
>unaware that people have been able to bleach and dye their hair for several decades
You must be a murican.
>>745658239
how much money do u have
>>745670738
So technically you are not wearing any panties at all.
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>>745671016
Well said, but do try to be a little more constructive in your criticism. I'd like for everybody to be nice and friendly!
>>745671226
I have enough to get by!
>>745671276
If I asked you politely, do you think you might not post the rest of that comic? I'd much prefer if you didn't.
That is very inappropriate when talking with strangers.
How does Your Lie in April end? I don't want to watch the whole thing
>>745671276
Hey, dude, can you post the rest of that comic?
>>745671396
>I have enough to get by!
ok that's kool
>>745671396
You dont liek sanic or something?
>>745658239
Will I ever find love?
>>745671396
>but do try to be a little more constructive in your criticism.
>on /b/
>>745671396
What if you say don't post that shit nigger
![e23728a33df98b90d3d57a9e2e6bda8e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NojyxqV.jpg "e23728a33df98b90d3d57a9e2e6bda8e[1].jpg")
>>745671503
Ah, I... see you're going ahead with the posting. Well, if it's a pastime you enjoy, I'm not going to stop you. I'm glad you can get some fun out of it.
>>745671592
Don't worry anon, it seems as though he's going full steam ahead no matter what!
>>745671516
I'd really suggest watching it all the way. The ending is beautiful!
>>745671742
I'm glad you think so!
>>745671743
As long as you're enjoying yourself, I don't mind what you like. :)
>>745671905
There's plenty of fish in the sea. And if you feel like you might be beached, there will always be a bird that comes along to swoop you into the skies!
Music, anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sszhvd9F8WU
>>745672034
Wow. That actually gave me hope. Thanks!
>>745672034
How do you ask girl you dont know to send you a picture of her panties or feets?
>>745672370
Just straight up ask, dude.
>>745672370
Yeah do this >>745672456
Chicks dig guys with confidence.
I'm a cute girl too guise, please give me attention ^_^
Ok, Kaori chan p-please send me a picture of your p-panties or feets and i will stop with two b-babies one fox!
>>745672034
she'd dead... I'd say let it go but I haven't either.
>>745672620
Ok sure, beta orbiter #1 ready for duty
Watchawant m'lady
>>745672684
Teehee! Tell me about your problems that I don't actually care about so I can give you cookie-cutter advice about it!
>>745672772
I'm lonely no gril wants me what do
>>745672871
Don't worry anon! In the two posts we've interacted I can already tell that you're a wonderful person and somebody will like you! I sure do! ^_______^
![32bc01ca4eddf27d3fd5c2d8c6303cba--your-lie-in-april-smile[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ppYyXjc.jpg "32bc01ca4eddf27d3fd5c2d8c6303cba--your-lie-in-april-smile[1].jpg")
>>745672016
It's always worth a try, no? Persistence pays off!
>>745672019
Then I'd say that seems a tad crass! I know you're better than that, anon~
>>745672198
I'm so happy to hear it. Good luck out there, anon!
>>745672620
I bet you're cute no matter what you are!
>>745672670
Spoilers! ∧( ‘Θ’ )∧
>>745672684
Sounds like fun!
>>745672772
Hey, you sound suspiciously like someone I know, but I can't quite put my finger on it...
>>745672960
Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue! I know that emoticon usage from somewhere! ^__^
>>745672650
>>745673094
Where is my answer bitch
>>745673193
She's rejected the deal so it's time for force the issue, Anon.
Resume posting the comic until she complies.
I didnt want it but you forced me to do it kaori...
![[HorribleSubs] Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.52_[2016.06.03_21.09.21].jpg](/data/b/thumb/1505/869/1505869238714s.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.52_[2016.06.03_21.09.21].jpg")
>>745673094
You didn't even make your own caps to shitpost with, I'm dissapointed.
>>745658239
who the fuck are you
So sweet
And creamy
Hmm what is this smell?
![202c355b32651171b84a41ca92e98735d275b591_hq[1].gif](/data/b/thumb/1505/869/1505869457583s.jpg "202c355b32651171b84a41ca92e98735d275b591_hq[1].gif")
>>745673148
I hope it's 8/8, at least!
>>745673193
That's no way to get what you want, anon!
>>745673351
Ah, you must be the brains of the operation. Nice to meet you!
>>745673659
I think any picture of her is as good as any other, don't you?
>>745673755
Kaori-chan! And you are?
>>745673963
Eat shit XD
Sorry anons but thats it. I always finish at this part, dont have more.
>>745673963
No, OC will always be infinitely more valuable. Kaori a shit anyway.
wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol
just ignore all of the haters OP, they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.
Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.
Add me on skype (hitman90001)
you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P
muah xoxoxoxo
>>745673963
>Ah, you must be the brains of the operation. Nice to meet you!
I wouldn't say that. He just seemed like he needed help.
Plus, tactics and strategy happen to a be a specialty of mine.
>>745674191
This fagget.
>>745658239
>Implying an anon is anything but suicidal if not clinically depressed
Kek. That's a good one right there
![kaori+your+lie+in+april[1].jpg](/data/b/thumb/1505/870/1505870054125s.jpg "kaori+your+lie+in+april[1].jpg")
>>745674190
I'm terribly sorry to hear you feel that way!
>>745674191
Very tempting offer, but I'm afraid I only communicate by crow!
Well, pigeon on a bad day.
>>745674236
Mm, I can certainly tell!
>>745674269
Be nice. >0<
>>745674499
That means there's room for improvement! Which is good!
>>745674530
I'm full of zingers like that!
Is something wrong, anon?
>>745674699
Do you want to cyber btw way? I'm a cute grill too ^_^
>>745674699
do you think something can ever be made to make girls stop shitting? maybe like a pill or something it's so disgusting that girls take shits and it's not ladylike at all
>>745674699
It only goes downhill from here
>>745664826
7/10
would have a coffee with you
>>745674937
Wait.. Girls take shits too?!
Hey, Anon^^ I an having a good day, hope your having a fantastic day too!
>>745675361
:3
![13989[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/KO0IrHf.gif "13989[1].gif")
>>745674829
I think I'll pass. My crow is getting awful tired sending all these messages as it is!
>>745674937
Why would something so revolutionary be kept away from men? Seems awfully unfair to me!
>>745675027
If you're on a bike, going downhill is the fun part!
>>745675251
That's very kind of you. :)
>>745675322
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...
>>745675361
Aww, thanks! I'm so glad to hear you're doing well.
>>745675539
The strong, silent type, eh? I like it!
How about some more music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkzE10vJS1A
>>745675539
how high are you
Good evening Op.
>>745675539
Wrong thread my dude
Gross.
Which one of the Alicefags are you? They're all swarming here now.
>>745675848
Who?
How do you feel about the idea of getting DPed by twins? Do you think that's something you'd enjoy?
>>745658239
Too much drugs in my system to even tell
hey, new kid. nice to meet you.
Guys i think we all have cute little girls who wants to cheer everybody up inside us. Don't hate, masturbate.
>>745675669
I failed my penis inspection at school );
>tfw my penis inspector was a gay man
>"b-but i-i'm not gay why can't I be checked by the female inspector?"
>"haha! Yeah, sure anon."
>could only get a semi from him jerking it with a rubber glove
>just under 6"
>"Sorry anon, you haven't reached the length limit we're gonna have to amputate it"
>MY DICK WOULD'VE BEEN A SOLID 7" IF THE QT FEMALE INSPECTOR WAS DOING IT
![Kaori-Miyazono-shigatsu-wa-kimi-no-uso-39652880-580-580[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8sfZrLj.jpg "Kaori-Miyazono-shigatsu-wa-kimi-no-uso-39652880-580-580[1].jpg")
>>745675753
Evening, Nep!
>>745675799
Everyone's welcome here!
>>745675848
Alicefags? What mean, yet also factually incorrect nomenclature!
>>745675934
Depends on their personalities!
>>745676101
Sounds like you're having a wonderful time. :3
>>745676258
Hi! It's a pleasure!
>>745676353
Ah, if only. How peaceful the world might be!
>>745676258
Jill
>>745676448
>Depends on their personalities!
So you're not opposed to the idea. And I assume "personalities!" is code for dick size.
How old are you?
>>745676448
How's it going?
>>745676448
I haven't seen you around before. have we met, or is this your first time?
>>745676448
>Sounds like you're having a wonderful time. :3
...
my mind is jammed up in nowhere land past hours
gotta redose or wait it out, i'll redose
Welp, it's an avatarfag circlejerk now
Bye OP!
>>745676906
It was that from the start, you idiot.
You can even see it by scrolling up.
>>745676906
later anon. hope you have a nice night.
![Miyazono.Kaori.600.1855078[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jvogaov.jpg "Miyazono.Kaori.600.1855078[1].jpg")
>>745676611
Who said they had to be male?
>>745676740
10<x<30
>>745676746
Pretty good! I'm all nice and cosy. Plus, it's raining outside, so I have some nice white noise in the background.
>>745676824
This is my first time, indeed! Nice to meet you! I'm Kaori-chan.
>>745676900
Are you a real nowhere man, sitting in your nowhere land? Making all your nowhere plans for nobody?
>>745676906
TTYL! <3
>>745677205
What time is it? Midnight rain is the best kind.
>>745677205
>Who said they had to be male?
I suppose that was never specified, so "personalities!" would be code for dick/dildo size.
>>745677205
nice to meet you too, I guess. what led you around to this?
![original[1].gif](/data/b/thumb/1505/872/1505872404122s.jpg "original[1].gif")
>>745677336
It's actually nearly 4AM here! I should consider heading to bed soon~
>>745677398
It ain't the size of the waves, it's the motion in the ocean!
>>745677561
I was just in search of an interesting conversation, I suppose. And interesting conversation have most certainly been had!
>>745677981
glad you had a good time, then, I guess. you really should get some sleep if it's that late, though.
There are better places to look for an interesting conversation, don't you think?.
Here most of us are looking for fap material that satisfies our weird fetiches.
>>745677981
>It ain't the size of the waves, it's the motion in the ocean!
So that's what "personalities!" was code for.
Hey, do you like the older twin or the younger twin more? You must prefer one over the other. It's okay, I won't tell them.
>>745677981
So germany, poland, slovakia, czech republic and some other countries. In which one do you live in i wonder.
>>745658239
no anon, everything is going awful and I'm so stressed that every problem is making me tear up and making me become an insomniac.
Thanks for asking tho.
![c9a21889e6334a9bab793e393e383064[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FpFTUR7.jpg "c9a21889e6334a9bab793e393e383064[1].jpg")
>>745678073
I think I may just, in a moment!
>>745678274
I'd say there is seldom a place more interesting than here!
>>745678284
Well, that's like picking a favourite child!
>>745678406
Here's a clue: you haven't mentioned it so far!
>>745678696
Why don't you try some ASMR, anon? Always helps me relax!
>>745678833
>Well, that's like picking a favourite child!
Every parent has a favorite child, no matter how much they deny it.
>>745658239
didn"t feel any sadness for about one hour, good day.
i'm on state benefits for anxiety disorder
these days i sleep 1-2pm and wakeup 7-9pm
i get sleepy around 1pm, and yeah shits cash
>>745677981
Mmh, as long as you don't have anything to do tomorrow it should be fine I guess.
Whaaat? These dammed onion ninjas are getting to me, making me delusional and shit.
There's no way there can be someone this nice on /b/...
Right?
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>>745678970
Baby steps! Nobody's happy all the time, not even me!
>>745678931
Well, I don't have kids, so I wouldn't know, but I like to take the idiom at face value!
>>745679016
Sleep has a lot more to do with one's mood than you might think! Try to get your biological clock back on track, and you may start to feel a little better.
>>745679047
I have some things, but it shouldn't be a worry!
>>745679319
I'm flattered you think so highly of me, anon. :)
>>745658239
she dies at the end in case anyone was wondering
>>745658239
I'm really tired and I have a company report due Friday.
What do?
>>745658949
show dick
this thread is the high quality content that this board needs
>>745679874
Yes. And not what this board deserves.
>>745680019
>>745679874
Kys faggots
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>>745679808
Maybe sleep?
>>745679834
I would if I could!
>>745679874
Seems to me like there's an unusually high concentration of sweethearts in this thread!
>>745680019
Before you ask, I don't know where Harvey Dent is!
>>745678833
What ASMR video do you recommend?
