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Big ass thread
>>745657371
>>745657740
nice ass.
any pics of her standing? where you can see that ass
>>745659353
>>745657371
Join here if you want to see some real sexy stuff, don't forget to share your pics as well! Discord /gxQyNxM
>>745659622
>>745659657
>>745660027
>dem fat late-30's hands
You need to leave this place, seriously
>>745660152
mless com / 52472B3
>>745660288
this
>745660027
is not me. and I'm 24. I work for a living.
do i win?
>>745660879
yes, you "win".
My gf's big ass
>>745659091
>>745659139
>>745660129
This is the same build as my cousin...
Its fat, disgusting and i always knew it but when she was clothed she looked perfectly thicc to fugg raw. I stuck my tongue deep in her ass and loved it
>>745662581
>I stuck my tongue deep in her ass and loved it
Ew
>>745657371
That kid in the background though
>mind blown jpg.
My ex
Ass
>>745660879
yes u win, moar!
>>745662581
You tongued your cousin's butthole? Nice.
>>745659139
I have the same Ikea chairs.
>>745657371
Top kek there's a niglet in the background
>>745660027
Pro tip for any guy thinking about taking nude pics of their SO to post online: your fucking hand in the picture adds NOTHING. Keep your fucking hands where they belong - out of the shot. If hands added anything, /b/ would be filled with threads about dudes' hands.
>>745664083
Where?
>>745664216
He's spreading her ass open you fucking idiot.
>>745665359
>>745665951
Aww, isn't mommy's baby clever!
>>745657371
there's a child in the picture...
>>745666044
But I don't have a mum. But I've always wanted one!
This is my Ass and I'm trying to sell nudes. I can prove I'm real on kik (NikkiRob97)
>>745666349
prove it here faggit
TITS OR GTFO
>>745666349
Prove it here, and tell us why you think people will pay and what your price will be.
Holy shit, it's almost dead!
>>745659210
More?
>>745668898
Heeeeeeey. This is my neighbor. She's pretty cool. Kind of a bitch on the real, but she's pleasant enough when you're face to face.
>inb4; no one believes
I don't even care. Life is what it is
>>745660288
>looking at the guys hands
Seems to me like you're a fag
>>745662167
More
>>745662716
More pl0x
>>745663371
Any more?
>>745669562
You know there's a real phenomenon called doppelgangers right? Have you confirmed that it's her by finding out that your neighbour is, or used to be, an adult model and/or porn star?
>>745668898
Mooore
>>745670030
marshmallowmaximus
>>745669932
Yeah, bruv. We used to chill and chat it up pretty regularly. Was trying to smash but actually got to know her and...I'm just not trying to smash anymore, to put it simply.
>>745666349
why the fuck would anyone buy your nudes when we have better asses available in this very thread?
>>745670273
Thanks /b/ro
>>745670482
Describe her personality and how fast it turned you off her?
>>745670100
>>745670845
>tattoos
>literal human garbage
>>745671191
Aw, look at you being all cute and shit, sharing your "valuable" opinions.
>>745671191
Please, bigger a bigger virgin dork. I bet you try to yell at people smoking weed too.
>>745670845
She's outwardly sweet and compassionate, but it's a pretty thin layer between that and her genuine uncaring for anyone but herself and her daughter. Looks for reasons to feel better than other people almost compulsively and falls apart when she can't or her prior reasons are disproved. What turned me off of her, after about 2 months of randomly running into each other at bars/shows and eventually making plans, was her inability to just be honest about herself. Like, she lives int his weird cocoon where she's this hot piece every dude wants to fuck(in her mind at least) and she thinks/acts like she's untouchable because of it. Like I said, it was a bout two months before I really caught on to what she was like and once I did I just dropped her completely. I know plenty of girls that are equally pretty and prettier that don't have anything near the ego she does. But that's just my opinion. Her daughter would say she was the shit and so would her friends...the ones that don't "secretly" hate her I mean.
>>745671984
Doesn't surprise me that she's got an inflated ego. She's got hundreds of people that pay her monthly for photos of her "pinup modelling", and several thousands (as in 60+ thousands) of people following her on Instagram. Would take a strong character to not let that inflate your ego.
>>745672421
That's the truth, man. I really don't blame her for it. I mean, she's jsut trying to be happy and make sure her kid's happy too. She's kinda a bitch, but so are most people if we're being really honest. I don't like her, but I kinda feel like I get her, I guess.
I love that you can actually pay to have sex with this one. Crazy expensive, but I'd pay it if I was rich.
>>745673071
god damn that's a fine pussy she got there.
what're her rates? name? city?
Her regular location is San Francisco.
>$700/hour or $600/hour with deposit.
>Each additional hour is $600
>Europe 450 E/ hour if I am already there.
>Returning friends I’ve seen within six months have their rates grandfathered
>6 hour dinner date $2,700
>O/N (12 hours) $3,500
>Extended O/N (16 hours) $4,500
>A whole delicious day $5,500
>>745671361
>>745670845
disgusting. tattoos are degenerate and distracting.
they arent in style anymore cause everyone has them. it's only cool when no one else does it. like weed. i like weed and still use it but it doesn't have the same cool aura it had 10 years ago before it was legalized and super popular.
>>745673469
Oh, you're a hipster. Have fun with life.
>>745673224
Almost forgot
slixa.com/adahlia
>>745657371
Fuck this nigger meme
>>745657371
I really wish that she still did modelling. I want new fap material.
>>745662167
looks like she has a big everything.
>>745663371
hawt
Some OC for you all...
>>745673453
Why the fuck would you ever pay that much for this flabby drawn-on piece of shit?
Christ.
>>745676947
Like I said... IF I was hella rich. It would be nothing to me and I'd probably do it because it would be fun. So it's all relative. I like the no bullshit aspect of escorts, compared to the social gymnastics you have to go through with woman otherwise.
>>745677782
That said, I still haven't hired one. The price relative to my income is far from acceptable.
OH MAN I KNOW LET ME MAKE A THREAD WHERE I SPAM THE SAME NASTY FUCKING STANK ROAST 40000 MILLION TIMES
YEAH BRO KEEP POSTIN THEM PICTURES
IM WHACKING MY LITTLE NIGGER COCK TO IT RIGHT NOW
UGGGGH SOOOO HOT DUDE
SO HOT
>>745665359
>>745665854
Damn. What's the color of her hair dude? Race?
>>745678232
Someone's upset.
