Help me recover this /b/oys
Doubles decide
>>745655515
Dude you're fucked that was just mean
>>745655619
Tell me she doesn't look like a MILF
>>745655515
Yeah there's no saving from that one you fag, she took it so well too
>>745655739
The fuck's wrong with you cucks?
She's just playing hard to get. Typing in something like "I'm just kidding I'm used to milfs, not beauties like you"
>>745655727
LOL she looks 50
You sure your not a cougar? I know a lot of girl who lie about their age...
>>745655727
That's just sad. She looks in her 30s at least.
>>745655855
Checkem op
>>745655727
It says 22 right on her profile so why she her by 20 years. She does look older than 22, but that was autistic if you actually wanted to get into her pants. Funny if not...
>>745655855
Waiting for reply
>>745655727
mommy
>>745655956
I wont tell no one your true age dont worry. Only one who will know is my cock
>>745655727
late 40s. no way she's 22
New one while waiting for mommy
>>745656152
$500 if you fart in my face
>>745655515
"Even so, you can't deny you're enjoying my charm and my attention. HMI when you change your mind."
>>745656152
hello, i would like you to fuck me till your cum drips out of my nostrils.
>>745656255
Not delivering since you didn't see >>745656152
>>745656255
checked
>>745656152
LISTEN. I am from the future i came here to tell you than CNN in November is going to start an ALL OUT CIVIL WAR that will trigger a nuclear arms race. n.Korea and russia take out the US and we are forced to live in bunkers. Use this information to your advantage, by august of 2043 our best scientists invent a time machine to try and stop this. Please do your best it has been my mission to inform people. While im here tho wanna fuck?
>>745656152
Messaged mommy asking for a pic of you. Damn is she fucking stupid.
>>745656388
Waiting for reply
>>745656472
Kek today, op was not a faggot
>>745656463
Mommy unmatched me
>>745656591
She's playing hard to get.
Send her a message on Instagram
>>745655727
You don't actually tell a bitch she looks old you autist. I'm going to go ahead and assume you're a virgin right?
>>745656772
Not if they look as old as that bitch
Everybody message mommy @alikea_3.
She's a fucking dumbass
>>745656992
Message her on what? I only found a private insta with this name
Mom, why didn't you show up to my 53rd birthday party?
Well this thread is probably gonna 404. I tried messaging a few others but OP's such a cuck women rarely reply to him anyway. Sorry to disappoint homos
>>745657212
>that's the point
>>745657212
That's what it is. A private Insta. I'll post screenshots of our brief conversation.
>>745655515
how the fuck are you supposed to recover from that? God himself could not save the best of men from such faggotry.
>>745656388
this would work on the right person
>>745657694
Excellente, señor
>>745657694
>Am I as thick as that ass?
Post ending up 5 will decide what to say next
>>745657694
I know how you were born
>>745658192
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut
>>745658192
we will have crippled babies
>>745658043
Thought about writing that. Kek
>>745658318
roll
>>745658318
rolll
will delete pic if captcha doesn't complete
>>745658333
Well you have to now
>>745658318
rolling
>>745658192
had weeks of tripping every day in a row where I learned lessons. Afterwards I didn't feel the material world or a need to make money.
>>745658318
ROLLLLLLLLLL
>>745658192
Can i tap dat ass
>>745658318
rollnig
>>745658318
rolls royce
>>745658318
rawl
>>745658318
raul
>>745658318
Roll
>>745658518
rollingg
>>745658555
WINRAR DELIVER YOU NIGGER
>>745658555
nice trips
>>745658555
#3 decides.
Will. Post response
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut.
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut..
>>745658670
roll
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut...
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut....
>>745658650
>I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut.....
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut......
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut.......
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut........
Think I may know who you are... A lil hunch
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut........
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut.........
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut
>>745658795
>>745658790
>>745658776
>>745658739
>>745658721
>>745658697
>>745658670
Dude shut the fuck up
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut..........
>>745658318
roll
>>745658650
Are you autistic? Why the fuck?
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut...........
>>745658650
I want you to smear shit all over my face. Ps love you.
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut..............
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut............
>>745658888
well...
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut.............
>>745658888
First you get trips and then quints
>>745658923
Fuck you nigger
>>745658888
Qauds commands OP.
>>745658650
I don't think you understand: the immediate fate of the human race hinges upon how well you blow me.
>>745658888
OP, look at it this way...at the very worst it will not yield results any different from your standard beta approach.
tl;dr: do it faggot
>>745659028
This >>745658650 isn't OP you retards
>>745659065
Fuck right off buddy
>>745658888
wew
>>745658650
I like loose buttholes
>>745658650
Answer me or I'll take your faggot dad to an ally and beat him to a bloody pulp and make him my submissive little fuck doll. It literally took me two minutes to find out where you leave. Now take your fat fingers out of your ass and message me back if you care about whether or not your future kids have a grandfather cause I will fucking destroy him
>>745655515
lol I had my chance today too anon. Was on the bus heading home from class and this HOT girl got on after me and sat by me and we got to a transit center and she asked me where we were she was lost as fuck and I could've totally shown her to her bus and gotten her number but I didn't lel fuck me
>>745659400
*find out where you live
>>745659310
So does you're mom
>>745659444
Hello me
>>745658973
2 decides
>>745659450
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut..............
>>745659450
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut...............
>>745659450
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut................
>>745659450
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut.................
>>745659534
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut...............
>>745659450
>>745659400
>>745659441
Check 'em
>>745659450
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut..................
>>745659534
>>745659450
i dont know which one is more autistic. OP that sends rolling as text or the guy that spams his shit over and over
>>745659450
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut
>>745659450
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut...................
>>745659450
Let me cleanse your soul
>>745659450
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut....................
>>745658192
Will you meet my friend Konrad
>>745659450
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut.....................
>>745659450
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut......................
>>745659450
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut.......................
Add me on snap so I can send you pictures of my ass with pretty pink filters
>>745659450
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut........................
>>745659450
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut......................
>>745658462
0 decides.
>>745659746
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut
>>745659746
IM PICKLE RICK!!!!
>>745659746
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut.
>>745659746
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut......................
>>745659746
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut..
>>745659746
shove your finger up my ass and call me a ring pop baby
>>745659746
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut...
>>745659746
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut....
>>745659746
I got dubs in zeros
>>745659746
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut.....
i killed a child last september and buried the body under the old wooden bridge
I have 49 matches on tinder.
Dubs get to pick a number between 1-49 and the message
>>745655515
OP is the gayest of douchebags
Go suck a tranny you piece of shit
>>745659746
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut................................
>>745658650
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut........
>>745660199
WINRAR WINRAR
>>745660108
22
Can't touch this
Yea OP is obviously not tryna get laid cause he isnt enough to look at and desire and he dont get that. OP, put some charisma in there.... Stop tryna fuck right up front. Trick them into going out with you, feel out your situation
>>745659746
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut>>745660108
23
>>745660108
>>745660304
I'm Swedish btw so I'll have to translate the messages to the best of my ability
>>745660108
I wanna suck nigger semen out of your vagina and then eat chocolate cake off your tits you fat slut
3
>>745655515
22 lol try 42
Isn't anybody else willing to do this? OP has obviously abandoned ship
>>745658192
They ban sex in the near future, just tryna get my dick wet for the first time before I go back
>>745656201
this
>>745655515
Op are you a makum?
>>745655727
my nigga it clearly states her age why not just go along with it until your in person? anything you would say in person probably wouldn't offend her, in fact i bet you dont have the balls to say some wild shit to her in person so next time make it to that point but good swing m8
>>745660358
This guy dropped a knoledge bomb, listen to him op dont, be so gay
>>745656472
and this is why i still come to /b/ thanks m8's
>>745660358
isn't enough to look at:
>matches on tinder
Trick them in to meeting:
>speaks volumes about your game.
Charisma
>insulting girls is the best way to fuck them. Op is just as autistic as you and doesn't know the middle ground between too nice and being a cunt.
>>745655515
dressed like a sailor standing by a pail of garbage... it's almost dark n im still tryna nail a trailer park bitch. I met a slut n said "Watsup its nice to meet ya, I'd like to treat you to a faygo and a slice of pizza, but I'm broke as fuck n i don't get paid till the first of next month, but if you care to join me I was about to roll this next blunt. but I ain't go no weed no Phillies or no papers, plus im a rapist and a repeated prison escapist, so gimme all of your money n don't try nothin funny cause you know your stinkin ass is to fat to try to outrun me."
