H-hey anon's, c-could you abuse me verbally? p-please...
You're a worthless fuck. You'll never amount to anything and you'll die alone. You might think it gets better, it doesn't. Not for unambitious wastes of space like you. Fuck you.
>>745649335
thank you anon, that really hit the spot, but maybe go a little harder on me ;)
>>745649519
You're not worth it. Wait for some other anon bored enough to humor you.
>>745649117
You are the ugliest, most worthless piece of shit. You aren't worthy of existing and taking up space another, worthwhile person could use. I hope you rot and die.
>>745650052
that kinda hurt anon
>>745650253
harder daddy
>>745649117
You are the cancer of /b/. Fuck you. Nobody wants you here. I doubt anyone you know even likes you. You should end it all now. Take a gun, load it, point it towards your head, and pull the trigger, you useless bitch.
>>745649117
ur gay
>>745650577
your abuse is so cliché and overused, be more creative anon... please...
>>745650690
>/thread
>>745649117
You are just a drunk gay who is on 4chan to see dicks
>>745650871
yes i'm here to see dick's, where is the insult?
>>745649117
the fact that you are into this shit disgusts me
whats more you beg to be verbally abused on 4chan
>>745650805
So what if it's cliche and overused? Do you think I care? Do you think anyone cares? What? What's that? You do? Well nobody needs your opinion. You're too dumb to come up with a logical opinion. Do you know why it's cliche and overused? Becuase it works. Ever think of that? Of course not. You're a fucking autistic cunt. No wonder your family hates you. No wonder your friends hate you. No wonder Every. Single. Person. Hates. You.
I do believe that You may have problems understanding some of the sentences i will use.
do people actually take this thread seriously like wtf
>>745651046
Welcome to /b/ newfag! Your first day here? I'd guess that, considering you're insulting someone because they like fucking anime. Don't worry. It only takes a few years to not be a newfag. We'll wait.
>>745649117
Pathetic faggot
Shouldn't you be using Darkness pics instead?
You're not perfect
>>745651138
Nope. I'm just fucking around cuz I'm bored.
>>745651060
Dude, you seriously kinda suck at it, you should try swearing and insulting a bit more and drop the psychological bullshit
>>745651184
>insulting someone because they like anime
when did i mention anime faggot
>>745651305
>whats more
So you were talking about being disgusted by verbal abuse kinks, then you. . .insult them again for the same thing after saying whats more?
>>745651184
>>745649117
i ment "the fact that you want to be verbally abused disgusts me" plus i said "whats more you want to be abused on 4chan"
why not go outside and be a dick to people? i guarantee they will do more than verbally abuse you
>>745651571
nigga that was a fucking joke
>>745651293
Aw fuck you, ya little cunt. I do whatever the fuck I want. You're just a piece of fucking shit that came straight out of a cow's fucking ass. I cuss whenever the fuck I want to, you twat. And for the fucking psychological shit? Fuck you. That's all I have to say you dirty whore.
>>745651046
pointing out reality doesn't phase me anon...
>>745651060
>Because it works
but it doesn't anon
>>745651239
>pic is mostly unrelated
>>745651249
n-no anon, i can always leave... r-right?
>>745651250
no one is anon, but that's what makes us special :]
>>745651581
but i can't do that :[
>>745651581
You lose the risk of getting beat up on 4chan
>>745651634
nigga youre a fucking joke
>>745651736
i said it all as a joke if you didnt get it ._.
>>745651798
i know i am
why do you think im on /b/
>>745651872
you need to be more specific anon, i responded to like 5 people at once...
>>745651930
Chill man. We're all faggots here.
>>745651715
Im not OP, but thats decently better. Try sounding less like an aussie next time
>>745651736
>but it doesnt anon
Shh i'm trying my best now you're the one hurting people
>>745652129
Haha but what if I am?
>>745652168
oh i'm sorry anon, i will keep quiet and wait for your hard abuse.
>>745649117
hi o3o/
>>745652459
Hello, do you wanna abuse me?
>>745652344
That's right. You keep your mouth shut you bitch. Know your fucking place. I'm the one doing the fucking abuse, okay? Not you. Me. You fucking deserve it, you little piece of shit. Cunts like you are nothing but wastes of my time. I don't even fucking know why I'm talking to a dirtbag. It's pathetic.
>>745649117
I love you OP
>>745652643
i'm sorry anon, and thank you... you remind me of my drill instructor :3
>>745652836
oh you do? if you love me than... p-please abuse me...
>>745652876
Excuse me what? Okay that's hilarious as balls.
>>745649117
Worse than the dried cum on hotel sheets
>>745653081
what's so funny?
>>745653315
what's bad about dried cum? it can't really get on you since it's already dry.
>>745653429
>you remind me of my drill instructor
Sorry I just imagined you as a super buff dude in the military when you said that, then remembered you're asking for verbal abuse with anime pics on 4chan
>>745649117
Fucking weirdo
>>745653588
l-lewd anon
>>745653597
well, i'm not weak, but not super buff also, other private's like me better that way.
>>745653663
can i remind you that we browse 4chan/b/? we are weirdos by default.
>>745649117
>>745653864
Still hilarious. Anyways, ima duck out. Peace, have fun being verbally abused.
>>745653864
Chill out, my man. Is there something bothering you? We're here to help.
A deadpan joke. A rather washboard-like chest. The face desperate for attention. Tighter than a noose. Even the Useless Box has more use than you. Easier read than a children's book. Drier than the Sahara. More prone to exploding than Louise. Even 4chan seems normal compared to you! All I said describes you perfectly. Now scram, before anyone inflicts more harm than me.
You're a dummy poopy head
>>745654138
well there is actually, but i came here for verbal abuse.
>>745654191
>>745654274
no more lewds of megu!
>>745654230
i'm sure megumin would be devastated by your abuse, but could you direct it at me?
>>745654436
btfo'd me
>>745654511
What, you didn't choose those pics because they describe you best?
>>745654138
>>745654511
Let me know. I don't mind spending some time talking to you like a real person.
>>745654572
i chose them more to differentiate my posts and make it easier for anon's to track down and respond to.
i also really like Megumin. What do you take me for? An avatarfag?
>>745654660
i'm sure your intentions are good, but i don't think i'm ready to trust random people yet... not after what happened...
>>745654700
Highly possible, but at least you aren't a namefag. Anyways, good luck on what you are trying to get, pervert.
Can we stop the abuse tthing and start posting lewd megumin picture ?
>>745649117
How do you feel that you never experienced teenage love you sick virgin faggot. You wont ever meet your waifu because she doesnt exist anon-kun, you will always be a loser and the only way to fuck a girl is by paying her. Even if you killed yourself you will be a bother to someone because they would have to clean your mess. A useless piece of shit who posts on an imageboard wasting his life and asking people to verbally abuse him, just hope there is life after death because you are a wasted existence
I want to hug you tight and kiss you
Ever noticed megumin has fair skin unlike in the anime?
>>745655208
Top notch verbal abuse
>>745654806
>>745654660
So you don't want to trust some random person you've met on an image board?
I get that.
But I'm not going to stop trying, or at least showing a bit of concern. I'm Alex! What's your name?
>>745655118
Anon, do you want the 46th chromosome or not?
the fuck is magnesium ???????
>>745654885
thank you, i'm trying to get desensitized to abuse.
>>745655028
>>745655086
why do you stand in the way of my abuse anon? what did i ever do to you?
>>745655118
but anon, i experienced teenage love, i still sometimes talk to my ex boyfriend. :[
>>745655208
>>745655290
>>745655304
please abuse me... i beg of you anon's!
>>745655453
my name is not important... just kidding it's Jamie
>>745655542
>Trying to get desensitized to abused
When I was 12 I got bullied so much almost no insult effects me
>>745655542
just check your bank account dude, we dont have to abuse you
>>745649117
What if you show boipussy instead
>>745655748
Still why do you want to get desensitized?
I would like this to you <3
>>745655748
Same, but not because of bullying, but rather my sheer lack of interest in what they (the bully/insulter) is saying.
>>745655934
So we can insult your microdick
>>745649117
your explosions are disapointing, no bang, no destruction just a pretty firework.
>>745656020
why does her face look fucked up?
>>745655748
well i still have ways to go, i kind envy you in a way, since i still get really hurt when someone roasts me hard.
>>745655840
i actually get a large paycheck anon
>>745655981
i would love to get this done to me :]
>>745656231
Start cutting it's the best way to ignore other people I suggest starting with a pen sharpener blade then using a razor blade (Wilkinson) let the wounds bleed so they hurt overtime but try to keep the wound clean when it stops bleeding
>>745656386
but i don't want to hurt myself physically, i just want to get a thicker psyche.
May I fool you
>>745656680
i want to impregnate her
>>745655453
>>745655708
Nice to meet you! Now we aren't strangers.
...Okay, I admit, I kinda stole that line from the new 'IT' movie, but I thought it was kinda cool. You into movies?
>>745656796
i'll allow it
>>745656852
yeah i like some of those moving pictures
>>745656595
Visit the following: /x/, /pol/, /gif/, /d/, and /b/. Thicc psyche inbound.
You into bondage ?
Are you lewd like me ?
>>745657174
that's personal anon *blushes*
i don't know if bondage, but i like being restrained.
>>745657320
i am lewd, but i don't like being lewd to the innocent megumin
>>745656919
>>745656852
You a fan of horror? Seen the new Stephen King flick?
I don't usually get down with horror too much, but I liked the new one.
>>745657576
the last movie i watched was Drive, i don't catch up too often.
i'm getting a bit sweepy, so i will leave now, thank you for being so nice and all :)
>>745657712
>>745657576
See you later, man. Stay safe.
>>745649117
You should be hanged for using the best girl as a material for your faggotry and fetishes on 4chan
>couldnt even pick the relevant konosuba character
That being said im into this too so i support the cause
>>745657966
And you shall join OP in beeing hanged, stop using best girls you fags
>>745658291
Hot
i think i have autism
>>745649117
You're so useless that your son will earn you a betrothment if your pinworm infected nutsack can muster up the ability to produce testosterone faster than your genes
>>745659577
Woah, I told another dude if he wanted the 46th chromosome, but I'll give you 1-21 for good measure.
>>745649117
I always knew megumin is a slut who gets aroused by other man abusing her verbaly. Now i have proofs.
I love you so much and I will never abandon you