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Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
First for the savior your threads need
So this is what we're reduced to huh? Waifu claiming threads? God this is just pathetic. I remember the good ol' days on /b/ when we weren't utter cancer. We actually got shit done. We did shit that mattered. We fucked with the people who needed to be fucked with...These days it's all glorified autism that people defend just because "it's on /b/" or "It's on 4chan". Why don't you underage faggots just get off the site already? Since I already know that any sane adult wouldn't act this fucking autistic driving us into this utter cesspool of an imageboard. I'm fucking disgusted to have ever been proud to be apart of this god damn cancer.
NTH FOR JUZOBOYS
@ the teasing poster
Idk I'm human too so just lemme drink milk from your tiddies
Patty claimed.
First unlimited for a wild ride.
>>700485902
>>700485933
Furry cancer
>>700485934
That's actually pretty good
>>700485933
Wew, I'm not sure if that would work.
Hello all. Someone better pay attention to me god damnit.
Asuka claimed.
Yall niggas having fun over here?
Claim
Seems like the only ones here are Felix and Chara though.
>butthurt weeb waifufags
>saltier than league
>mfw stop shitposting
Dad claim
>>700485902
nice feet
>700486123
>700486123
>700486123
>700486123
>700486123
>700486123
Here you go cancer
>>700486124
What? You not getting enough attention in the other threads so you've come to suck these people's dicks? Here's your (you). Now fuck off.
J U Z O B O Y S
DON'T BE FUCKING RETARDED CUCKS. JUST START A GAME ALREADY.
HOLY FUCK THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
R E A L V I N O H O U R S
Who tf up?
Also best waifu (Vino) claimed.
>>700486116
Worth a shot
Best husbando Michael Cera claimed.
>>700486244
J U Z O B O Y S
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>>700484988
GRAND DAD OF GRAND DAD
>>700486154
Nah, some others are here too. Most are probably doing something else until the shitposters are getting bored. I give them two hours
>>700486281
Hello! Remember to reply to this post!
>>700486238
The hell are you talking about? Stop projecting. You were here first.
>>700486124
I love you.
>>700486281
if only cancer like you would shoot itself
but that wouldn't be worth the bullet shot just to get rid of a useless fag like you
Link claimed get fucked
>>700486363
>kissu
>>700486363
>MFW I AM HERE
STOP SHITPOSTING
>>700486363
>Projecting
You seem to use that word a lot these days. Is that the new damage control meme?
>>700486363
actually the first grimes here was Yukine
that one was real grimes though
>>700486269
get the fuck in the discord, you little shit
POST DISCORD.
I heard autism so I came as quickly as I could with a fresh dose of medicine to put the kiddies back to nap-time.
Patrice O Neal Claimed
>>700486438
Nigga, the fuck you talk'n bout? I was all up in dem secret avas, nigga.
>>700486300
J U Z O B O Y S
J U Z O B O Y
J U Z O B O
J U Z O B
JU Z O
J U Z O F O R E V E R
>>700486469
What discord?
>>700486522
I. I iz you.
>>700486508
>circlejerking in hugbox chat programs
just kill yourself already
do the world a favor and get rid of the cancer that is your existence
>>700486124
You the Asuka i spoke to? either way how have you been?
>>700486334
Ah, that's a well shame. you up to anything?
There is a beginning to anything. First talk, then give ideas :)
Good morning guys
I just woke up hearing my best friend got in a car accident
Luckily she is okay so I'm going to visit her soon
>>700486592
Studying a bit and baking threads. Oh and eating. I have yet to eat something.
nyan~
>>700486522
Now all we got is cancer like you
Fuck off so I don't need mod chemo
>Struts around
BOY DOES IT FEEL GOOD TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE WAIFU!
HOW MANY WAIFUS DO YOU HAVE FELLOW HG BROTHERS?
I GOT ASUKA, NINO, MIO, HARUHI, ASAKURA, URSULA, OHANA, AKKO-
I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER ALL MY WAIFUS.
HOLY SHIT!
>>700486424
>Kissu
>>700486688
Nice blog post
I'm sure we are all so sorry to hear it
>>700486688
You should take a permanent spot in the passenger seat next time bb
>>700486728
I'm talking about the claimers you fucking mongoloid.
>>700486735
My waifu is Asuka.
>>700486688
Morning.
I had a friend that died in a car accident a few years ago...
Don't forget to bring chocolate.
Suicide is claimed as my waifu.
>>700486688
Nice RP, your faggot friend shouldn't have been posting anime girls while beast feeding her nigger rape child and driving at the same time
Stop bullying us! My waifu is very upset she can't talk to her friends because you guys are ruining this thread.
Please stop I don't like to see her unhappy.
POST CHARTS AND RATE
Genos claimed
>>700486911
>Hikki or Yukine
>>700486785
Yeah and I'm talking about you, you fucking nigger
>>700486887
You know where you can waifu claim all you want without any shitposters?
/hga/, that's right, /hga/ on dubschan. See you there!
>some usual posters on /waifu/ are even more delusional than these shitposters
>>700486934
GENOSBOYS
>this thread
>>700486993
>Implying /waifu/ wasn't a huge long time b8 community that I samefagged for HG to shitpost
>>700486728
Hello there. This thread like every other thread is trash. What is your complaint again?
I'm back
>>700487072
I wish someone cared.
>>700486688
Oh, sorry to hear that, glad she's okay then.
>>700486696
Listening to anything?
>>700486783
Thanks Rick
>>700486785
Nah I'd rather drive myself. I don't like giving my life in someone else's hands
>>700486822
Damn that sucks. Sorry to hear
I won't thanks
>>700486886
Uh
This is erp friend
>>700486965
Actually I'm out as this shit is just giving me ocular ebola, literal suicide tier stuff.
>>700486887
Stop being such an autistic cancerous shit and maybe someone will talk to you
>>700487069
that you're cancer
can't you concentrate for more than 5 minute without your mommy giving you adderal
>>700487072
good for you, here's your fucking attention
Hello. it is i, Yuno
>>700487121
>More attention posting
God damn, just fuck off already. It's just painful watching you flop around like this.
Settle down, you forsaken muggles, I'm trying to study.
>>700486735
>HG BROTHERS?
So you were doing the Hunger Games sim?
>>700486688
That sucks man. Don't let it drag you down too much, after all everything ended well.
>>700487129
Currently radio. Not sure what's the song is called.
>and if you want to leave, I can guarantee, you won't find nobody else like me
>I don't know how you met and...
etc etc
>>700487189
>Not HG Yuno
Just delete your folder, please.
>>700487129
Yea she got pretty lucky tbh
She had her feet on the dashboard if she hadn't they'd be crushed
>>700487189
Good day imposter
Wow dad you're a fag
>>700487277
I do what I want Hoshimoshi. you can be >:[ if you want
>>700487309
Bad day for you imposter.
>>700487309
>imposter
there is no such thing as an imposter in a thread where you only claim fictional characters.
>>700487355
Fuck off, cunt. He has a bigger dick than shane.
>>700486886
Rofl what the fuck is going on?
I love you all. just killding
kill yourself hg and awifu
>farts
>>700487406
Hi mom
Glad I shot you tbhq
>>700487355
>>700487406
Both of you get back and strapped in on the dildo chair
Maybe that will make your rectal cancer go away
I AM THE SAVIOUR YOU NEED.
>>700487482
And I'm sorry I kept smoking while I was preggers with you. You came out autistic.
>>700487485
MM. babe. You know just how to turn me on. You gonna shove your sheriff's deputy into my jailcell?
Claiming Link
>Bl-Blake
>>700487370
I-I'm not Hoshi, though...
Why you gotta be so mean, fake Yuno?
>>700487587
Sit in the electric chair and then I'll turn you on, cancer.
>>700487072
Hello, Anonon! how's it going?
>>700487276
Ah, sounds like you're comfy. that's good.
>>700487309
Wow that is lucky, hope she feels decent though.
Hi it is i
>meanwhile at Rick-Anon's house
>>700487637
Howdy.
>>700487637
MM. Look at this cancerous slut trying to go out galavanting instead of staying in the kitchen where she belongs. The men can take care of things, honey.
>>700487678
You know we shorted that chair out last week when we were trying to get me off. I guess only your dick can tame this pussy.
hello it is I
H-hello, I'm just going to claim Miyuki Takara from Lucky Star.
I've been lurking these threads for a bit and I want to join in now.
Can anyone help me around?
L-Link I miss you please respond I'm worried
>Bl-Blake
>>700487825
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.
>>700487782
Hows things?
>>700487788
Kitchens are for men as well, slagothor.
/mlp/fag reporting in
>>700487699
Going great, just trying to wait out the shit poster.
>>700487825
Forced moe is the worst kind of moe.
>>700487925
Tuka is better ;^)
>>700487637
>>700487637
>>700487637
>>700487637
>>700487637
Here's your attention for entering/leaving a thread on 4chan
>>700487699
wow you sure are happy to post pukey bullshit for attention on the internet
>>700487762
Good job you posted an image on your hard drive you jerk off to
>>700487788
And cancer like you should only kill yourself because my dick isn't helping
>>700487825
I can help you to fuck off and stop (You) seeking like an autist
L-LINK COME IN PLEASE. I MISS YOU. LINK, LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK?
>BL-BLAKE
Claiming Eirin.
>>700487939
just when I thought it couldn't get more cancer
>>700487899
>>700487949
>>700487992
>Waifufags thirsty as fuck for newfags
Holy shit my sides
>>700488043
This time I agree with the shitposter
>>700487189
>>700487309
Two of them...no three...or is there four?
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK, I FOUND EPONA AND ZELDA AND THE TRIFORCE. I DEFEATED GWANONDWORF FOR YOU. PLEASE COME BACK TO ME, LINK. ITS ALL I WANT TO HAVE YOUR MASTER SWORD CHUCKED UP IN MY FUCKING ASS LINK.
>BL-BLAKE
Claiming Rin.
Is this what these threads are about?
behold my robes
@700487992
Not even worth the (You)
>>700487941
Ah, i can see why.
Listening to anything?
>>700488123
thirsty as fuck for you cancers to fuck off
>>700488125
Good for you, you only like things you like in your hugbox. You must feel so proud for creating such a happy living enviroment.
>>700488204
kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO1QBTG6EXs
>>700488187
>>700488264
I thought you were my friendo.
>rickrolls you
>>700488243
doesn't make a difference how you respond, newfag cancer
>>700487985
Thats just like your opinion man :^)
I'm going to bed so I don't have to look at these posts made by people with the lives of microorganisms.
I think that we can all agree her voice actor in the dub makes her cuter
>>700488243
Same as always, just some final fantasy tracks.
Seriously, OP....fuck you, you're cancer
OP your a faggot please end your life
>>700487925
Things are pretty good as usual, feeling a little empty right now but at the same time I'm too lazy to do something productive. You?
>>700488495
FFIX has the most solid soundtrack.
>>700488337
You really throwing buzzwords around
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK
WHERE ARE YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
I DEFEATED THE WATER TEMPLE, THE TIME TEMPLE, THE EARTH TEMPLE, THE GRASS TEMPLE AND FOUGHT FUCKING ZOMBIES THAT CLIMBED ON TOP OF MY FUCKING FACE WHILE SOME TRASHY FUCKING SLUT OF A FAIRY KEPT TELLING ME TO LISTEN!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU ARE, I MISS YOU!
>BL-BLAKE
>>700488478
Nice blogpost
why do they allow you avafags to stay on /b/ fuck off
>>700485829
Chara is a boy though
>>700488759
>>700488803
chara made me into a faggot
>OP
>>700488495
Ah, same as well but Kirby music.
>>700488803
Chara sounds like a girl tho
Chara sounds like Cara
>>700488803
>>700488892
Just waifu kirby already dammit
>>700488858
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK WHERE WERE YOU I WAS WORRIED
>BLAEK
>>700488785
Report these threads, anon. They'll be on trash with us and ERP friends.
They can be like the ginger stepchild of /avafags/.
>>700489047
you seem familiar
night
>>700489047
delet this
>>700489243
Obviously a chunk of the shitposters are or were /waifu/ posters.
>>700488649
I think all the games have great OSTs, except maybe Agito
>>700488892
They do have some great soundtracks. I feel like jap games really put effort into their music.
>>700489422
Worst girl
Maiko was best
>>700489355
Makes sense
>>700488984
Go ahead and call me a borb but Meta Knight is better.
>>700489422
And depending on the franchise, like Kirby. they put a lot of effort into everything.
>>700488649
Its closing in on sleeping time, early start tomorrow at work. Gonna finish my drink then try to wind down.
I still think the best OST Ive heard was Metroid Prime. Brought back memories of games past and the music suited each area perfectly.
>>700489589
Fucking borb gtfo
>>700489623
>Metroid Prime
I still hated searching for the artifacts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUWtSrG6xKU
>>700489760
https://youtu.be/7RWI3-8N_-Y
Speedrunners tear that game apart. Getting the artifact in the Phazon without phazon suit.
>>700489484
Mako is literally 'lol XD randumb'
>>700486427
Aren't you from trash?
>>700489422
Well that's true, some ups and downs obviously but most of them are above 7/10. However FFIX OST is something special with it's beautiful melodies that got explored as much as possible.
Even Nobuo considers it his best work.
>>700489623
I see, enjoy the drink. I don't think I can pick a single best soundtrack, would we be including shows here or just games? I have to agree that Metroid Prime OST is great.
>Brought back memories
Nostalgia can play a big role in appreciating this kind of music.
>>700489882
>speedrunners tear that game apart
This is basically how PS1 Tomb Raider speedruns work if glitch abuses are allowed, and a lot other games, I guess.
I made myself some biscuits and holy shit they're fucking good
>>700489882
I remember when Speedrunners ran Metroid backwards.
>Power Suit
>First boss they kill is Ridley
They are using everything at their disposal for it, it's amazing. I don't want to know how often they tried and failed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-tENhSkhOE
Seems like that time when I went to shitpost on trash triggered quite a few anons from there if they are still in here.
>>700489589
How about xenoblade ost?
>>700490088
I think my favorite OST is from XIII-2 with VI and VII close behind. IXs battle theme always gets me hyped.
>>700489696
If i'm really a borb then i have the Halberd.
>>700489988
He means the girl who stole Senketsu in episode two i believe.
>>700490370
I love the Xenoblade ost, all of the tracks in that game are amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKz48dSRuzc
Only problem i have with it is when Vision Reacts shows up and changes the song.
>>700490088
Its one area, but when you hit it you are reminded of Ridley. Ages before you fight him.
I would say shows are included.
The absolute worst ones are pokemon gen 1 and 2, Fallout games and Dark Souls 2. They get bent over the knee and spanked.
>>700490209
https://youtu.be/LFI0a-uMD_U
https://youtu.be/L88ct4NvS_o
Oh boy. Even pros can fail hard if they get one move wrong. That first one is nearly a total loss, and the second one is a total loss.
Quick Galil claim, won't be able to post for about 9 or 10 days
>>700490656
is it true that you are a horrible piece of shit? i keep hearing that, and i'm wondering if there is any truth to it.
>>700490766
oh thank god. did you get banned because your waifu is total fucking trash?
>>700490778
Apparently I am. I dont know why though.
>>700491080
oh ok, i think we can be friends. lets do lunch?
>>700489988
Not as much as you think, the Alelujah scenes have a lot of nip jokes.
My top 3 would be:
IX > VI > X
After that I don't really feel the need to rate them but as you said, they are all great. Even I is amazing.
>XIII-2
I will be a little biased here, I can't deny that it's a good soundtrack but since it's not Nobuo it just doesn't feel like it has the FF essence to it.
>>700490656
So you dislike those? Interesting.
I wouldn't say they are too bright, specially compared to the newer pokémon OSTs etc, but they definitely have their ups too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4zqdU7izi4
>>700490812
Manbun.
>>700491217
Sure. 4:30 pm tomorrow in Canberra?
>>700490843
Nah, I'm just poor as fuck right now.
Your mom claimed
