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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>700485829
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>The Shitposters will go away
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>700491421
I like spending time with normies for free things.
Claim
>>700490644
Lol, what is with the borb meme? And that song actually sounds breddy gud
>>700491528
Is this filename some sort of reference?
S A D B O Y S
>>700491554
You are a normie.
>>700491528
hey cheer up buddy old pal. i will be your friend no matter what :)
no i'm just kidding no one likes you. seriously no one does, we all talk shit about you when you are gone.
operator here
>>700491319
I dont dislike those. I meant that those games get so broken its not funny.
https://youtu.be/kLfUffvIJQc
I do enjoy the glitch showcases on those though.
Cirno, obviously.
bakas~
Claimed
https://discord.gg/RZzns
my waifu is the african revolution
>>700491632
No, I just don't have any clever names for it.
>>700491636
>Implying I care about worst waifus opinion
>>700491658
Hello
Claimed
hi
>>700491528
Hey galil, I'm here for only a quick minute
Why can't you be onhere the coming days?
>>700491632
Am I? I don't really do many normie things.
>>700491832
whats up, i like galils. is that your waifu?
>>700491902
revy is best girl.
>>700491421
isn't this the girl who murders everyone?
>>700491923
Its either the phone bill or the electric bill, so I had to go with electric because fuck not having AC in 90 degree heat
>>700491902
Hey Revy
>>700492029
Galil is my waifu, yes.
>>700491939
Do you have hentai of Chen?
If not, I will agree you're a normie.
Not necessarily bad, but definitely a normie
oh, i'm sorry, i thought this was a "Claim your Wakfu" thread.
>>700492029
You're not wrong.
>>700492061
Hi Galil. What's good?
>>700492074
Yes, I do have hentai of Chen.
>>700492061
nice. i've been really hungry to shoot one. I have seen them around but never handled one.
>>700492158
i just really love crude tomboys who operate.
>>700491713
Ah I see. Old TR games are really broken, a normal speedrun goes for about 4 hours while a glitchrun can be completed in 1 and half as you end up skipping entire levels.
4 hours is still mindblowing though, that's basically what it takes me to get through the first 10% of the game.
>>700491939
You smoke weed and go out with friends, even had a girlfriend. You are the normiest poster in thread.
>>700492160
You disappoint me.
Fuck you that's why
>>700492160
Let's see some.
>>700492262
Pokemon Blue can be completed in minutes. Fallout 3 in under 20.
>>700492151
Not very funny tbh
>>700492160
>
>>700492169
They're very fun to shoot, and 35 rounds is very sexy IMO.
>>700492158
Not that much really, I'm just hanging out at a friends right now.Probably about to leave in 5 ish minutes
>>700492262
I go out with friends and had a girlfriend for a while.
I don't smoke though, that's bad for you.
>>700492291
Shit armor/10
>>700492061
Oh I see.
Well it's good to hear you're not dead
But I got to go so I will see you in a few weeks then
>>700492448
Alright then, see you I guess.
Claiming Felix
Also, i feel nothing but an uncontrollable amount of rage
What should i do, i can't sleep either
Claiming myself~
>>700491612
The borb thing spawned from this comic
https://i.imgur.com/u2dcq9U.png
It always gets alluded to in some way in almost every Kirby thread i find here.
The Xenoblade soundtrack as i said, is amazing.
Everything about it is, most of my time in that game was focused on the Nopon quests which were adorable and fun, i also like the track that plays in the Nopon Village
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_os7Y-4Xz_4
>>700492564
to get to the bottom of this, first we need to know what your so damned angry about.
>>700492262
>You disappoint me.
Why that? I never opened it.
I'm only the most hated. I dunno if I can be the normiest aswell.
>>700492353
No, that would be stupid. I'm the only one allowed to see it, I'm not a cuck.
>>700492427
Eh?
>>700492564
Lay in bed and think about different kinds of wood.
>>700492676
That's the problem
I don't have a fucking clue what I'm pissed off at/about
>>700492411
>Pokemon Blue can be completed in minutes. Fallout 3 in under 20.
That's broken behind belief. I checked the records and was sad that the non-glitch run WR isn't held by a Portuguese anymore, he is 4th now.
>>700492427
It's a dip you meme.
>>700492727
Being normie correlates to why you are the most hated.
You could have said any other touhou to prove that you aren't a normie, but no, you had to admit that you save lewds of your waifu.
Claiming best Waifu
>>700492858
How's it going.
CLAIM!
>>700493004
A shame her image has been tainted here by an autistic anon.
>>700492427
>They're very fun to shoot, and 35 rounds is very sexy IMO.
yeah man i have a South African chest rig for galil mags. I would love to own one but i don't see the point in california and i can't afford it.
>>700492827
oh ok, have you considered taking a shitload of drugs? that will certainly change the way you feel. don't be a pussy, go spend like 300 bucks and just start taking random shit. you can thank me later.
>>700492634
That's a cute comic.
Oh man, that brings back memories of Chrono cross. I feel like I'm one of the only people that liked it.
https://youtu.be/75QC59i-dIY
Terra's theme is so emotional, and it details her struggles so well. It opens up really soft and melancholic but gradually becomes more hopeful through struggles. And Terra to me is one of the best written FF characters.
>>700492975
Yeah. They use the item menu to get themselves to teleport everywhere for pokemon blue and they use the coin case to teleport themselves to Red in Gen 2 with no pokemon for an autonatic win.
https://youtu.be/wtZ7CzbxBFM
https://youtu.be/mMU9LOLW7uM
https://youtu.be/Io_rAZLe1mM
>>700493004
Hey Esdeath, how's it going?
I can't stay for long
>>700493180
>California
zozzle.
>>700492727
Actually, just tried to find some.
Chen doesn't have much from what I can tell.
Not as much as Cirno, and also not nearly as much as other 2hus.
Can you confirm or disprove this, at least?
How much Chen hentai do you actually have?
I have over 350 hentai pics involving Cirno.
And several fanfics, including a yuri fanfic of her
>pic
(This has 9 volumes, so far, plus 2 partial volumes)
What happened to my shitposters?
REEEEE
>>700493364
They got bored, just like they always do.
>>700493277
it sucks man. i have a $2000 ar-15 with a bullet button on it.
>>700493004
i want to hear your erotica
>>700492975
Well, I dunno. Every tohou is nice but it would feel weird to save hentai with some other girls.
I'm not hated because I'm a normie, at least.
>>700493322
I have like 100 pictures. I know she doesn't have too much lewd pics, but I don't really find it bad.
>pic related, is Chen without clothes
>>700492996
Hello.
>>700493005
Hey there. It's going alright, just looking around. How've you been?
>>700493601
you are so fluffy and cute
>scritches right behind your ears and under chin
:3c
>>700493364
I'm not familiar with FF but that Track is amazing, i hear a lot of the tracks in those games are very good.
>>700493488
Why do you live in Cali?
>>700493601
hmmm, fair enough.
I'm surprised how little I could find of her sticking her tail[s] inside herself.
That'd be some really good shit, you know?
Only found a few like that.
>>700493228
>Professor Oak: Pokémon champions are honored by their exploits here.
Yup. He is right.
>>700493601
I hope you don't have pics of Chen hand holding you sick fuck.
You should check discord, I want to ERP and exchange waifu lewds.
>>700493601
Hiya Chen.
>>700493720
shoot. forgot a pic
Also, these types are some of my favorite for Cirno. Whenever she sticks icicles, ice pops, or ice cream inside her
>>700493711
I meant to reply to both of you but gave the wrong one.
>>700493183
>>700493713
i was born here and still can't support myself. >>700493738
yo
>>700493848
That an Operator I see there?
>>700493727
Yeah. Speedrunners do amazing things with games.
>>700493364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeXDFoHrWWo
lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of trains.
>>700493848
Get a job ya bum
>>700493960
Getting a decent paying job that's able to fully support someone in California is NOT easy unless you've already got good connections. Hell, even getting a shitty paying job without knowing someone is tough.
>>700493925
indeed.
>>700493960
i have a job. they just don't give me a lot of hours or pay me very much.
>>700494112
I want to fuck you in the mouth
>>700493928
I'd love to speedrun some ARPG's as they have a little of everything to make it interesting.
Fast paced combat, platforming and puzzles. You need to be both skilled and well informed.
But this takes too much practice, patience and even some talent to be done.
>>700494101
Agreed. It's really hard to get a job.
>>700493605
Fine, not doing much at all.
Well, I got to go, see you guys in a week or so.
>>700494101
Yeah, I know. Cali is expensive
>>700494112
Life sucks tbh.
>>700494101
fucking this. I had to have three people who work at my job repeatedly bug the store manager just so i could get a seasonal hire. i've been working there for like 3.5 years now and they jerk me around and give me 5 hour work weeks so they don't have to pay me benefits or make me full time.
>>700494189
how much you gonna pay me?
>>700493833
Wow, that's pretty lewd.
>>700493720
Yes, they are the best. Maybe it has something to do with her looks? She seems like your normal girl except the tails.
>>700493738
How's going?
>>700493727
>Hey, RP tonight?
I feel like I'm old again. 50 years old or so.
Oh, the good times when I used to ERP with cute little under 20 boys.
>>700493711
And Dancing Mad is one of THE best final boss music compositions to me. It was only a 16-bit song when it was first made, but it was still amazing. Beating out One Winged Angel by miles. Creating such a masterpiece using only 16-bit chiptune is like painting a masterpiece with crayola watercolors.
https://youtu.be/-O-9U_QKhgA
This is a Remaster done by a fan.
For context, I was going to reply to him without giving him a (You) but i forgot and failed.
Any of you listening to anything?
>>700494380
I sent you a nude. Come check it.
>>700494476
I like your analogy, i need to check those games out at some point.
still listening to it atm.
>>700494336
A hot load of rich, creamy sperm
>>700494726
no thanks
>>700494297
>>700494331
Every single job I've ever held, has been because someone else got me in.
>>700494336
>5 hour work weeks
I'm like, 70% certain the minimum hours per week they can give you is 10, according to state law.
>>700494380
Not too bad. Just got done watching a movie. You?
>>700494300
Slutty maid spotted.
>>700494380
Yeah, she definitely has a few good ones. I also have a few image sets I should probably gif of her.
>>700494303
I wanted to ask, which part is your favorite JoJo part? I don't see you too often here so I'd like to know your preferences. Mine would be part VI for a few reasons.
>>700495086
Sweet Bully noticed.
>>700494900
I've just woke up after 12 hours of sleep because I had such a good mood.
And now I need to buy bread and tabbaco.
>>700494507
What a fucking attention whore
is that guy, I can't wait for him to come online.
>>700495164
How're you, Sachi?
>>700495115
Hot
None of my facebook friends or xbox friends are online
I have nothing else to do and my head fucking hurts, i still need to bury the necklace too but I'm tired as shit
>>700495182
>And now I need to buy bread and tabbaco.
Second one shouldn't be a necessity.
>>700494725
Oh, I feel bad. I didn't mean for you to listen to the whole thing. Just meant it as like a link of you wanted to sample it a bit.
I love the four movements that the song has, it's some nice structure.
>>700495367
I need to mix my memes with something.
>>700495182
Woke up after 12 hours myself yesterday. I was tired, and wanted to go back to sleep.
>>700495359
Take some Tylenol or something, and try to rest.
>>700495213
I'm alright, just the usual slutty maid things
You?
>>700495359
explain why your husbando looks like a girl but isn't
>>700495338
>>700495149
I'd say Part IV, mainly because Kira, i found him to be a very appealing character.
>>700495671
I'm fine. Fell asleep despite the noise earlier, just woke up a bit ago.
Almost on normal time for me now! woo.
All day everyday
>>700495633
I was sleepy yesterday aswell. I could sleep forever, to be honest.
>>700495115
What's your favourite lewd pic?
>>700495834
Hey Shizuru
>>700495511
Oh yes, cancer with memes. The classic combination.
>>700495405
I enjoyed doing that though, it was amazing.
I don't understand how they could fit something like that in a SNES game but it's incredible.
>>700495929
Hi Chen. How goes?
>>700495671
>trap
>>700496144
gibe de pusi b0ss
>>700496144
gibe de pusi b0ss
>>700495985
You can always find that on /waifu/'s discord almost everyday.
>>700496044
Hello. Just buying myself some things that I can enjoy alone. How about you?
Anyone finds it funny that nobody replies to Chara? lul
>>700495996
Oh, that was a remastered version as I mentioned. The original was only in a 16-bit format. But it is still great, the remaster is more like "what if this song was made with today's in hand technology?"
And the four movements are for the four phases of the final boss. With the phases parodying the journey of Dante Alighieri. First one is hell, second is Purgatory, third is realisation (which the game parodies the la Pieta statue of Mary holding Jesus). And the last one is heaven where god Kefka shows up.
>>700495929
I couldn't. If I'm asleep forever, I might as well be dead.
>I don't have dreams very often, so it would literally be like I'm dead.
>>700496476
Every time you post this pic I iqdb it to check if there's a higher res available. It's too good to be this small.
>almost everyday.
It has grown enough to be a 24/7 thing.
>>700495785
Yeah, I found myself liking him too after I read it. I like his abilities and personality myself and overall I found him to have the most intriguing Stand in Part IV.
I like Part VI because of Pucci.
>gay Judas Priest annihilates everyone
The story had quite a few feels, especially at the end and I really like the way Araki paved the way for Parts VII and VIII
>This reminds me, I need to read the latest chapter of JJL
>>700495929
I'm not really sure out of all of them.
This one is definitely ONE of my favorites:
(already posted)
>>700492074
I also like this one:
>pic
This one gave me a bandaid fetish.
Pretty much, anything where she's:
A) Activing dominant to me
B) Acting nervous
C) Using ice/cold things to get off
D) Getting very wet/cumming (but as long as it looks somewhat realistic; the freaking 'Great Globs of Goo' type cum doesn't work for me, because it's fucking strange)
D2) If you can't see her pussy, if she's very red in the face from the pleasure. Dammit, that is so hot, even if you can't see much else.
>TL;DR:
>She's clearing orgasming/close
>Being a Dom
>Being nervous
>Inserting cold things
I know, kinda sounds generic, but really, that's why it's so hard to tell which of those many is my favorite.
>>700495834
oh good to hear
the partying go on all night?
>>700496172
but why trap animu
>>700496820
because you're a fag
Doll claimed.
Afternoon all.
>>700496820
This pic is barely save worthy to be honest.
>>700496532
I'm listening to the original one right now because i was curious and i still find it incredible.
I think i'll check out that game when i can.
>>700497132
Hiya Doll~
>>700497176
It's not that long of a game and really easy to emulate. But there is A LOT of optional story arcs that you can miss and a permadeath character of you fail something. So I recommend a guide of some sort.
One of, if not the best final fantasy.
/mlp/fag reporting in
>>700496786
Speaking of that, i haven't watched the latest episodes of the anime yet, mainly because i don't feel a need to but now Kira is showing up.
>>700496476
Leveling up my d&d character. Pretty sure i'm playing today.
>>700497061
Probably stopped around 11 if i were guessing, but as i said, i fell asleep.
>>700497132
Hello Doll. How're you?
>>700497061
Why not?
>>700497144
There was also this one
Basically, though, in these, she's teasing me. You see it in her grin. She's like "You can't have it until you prove you're worthy".
Stuff like that.
Some of these are in the way you view it. You can't just view all of them topically; you need to also interpret what's going on. Make up the story that goes with it.
>>700497516
Is it the kind where you could play them all in one playthrough? as i usually try to do that.
>>700497705
DP did a rather lame job on his reveal as far as animation quality, I'm not sure if you've seen the screenshots but it's pretty meh. Although overall I liked the episode, I'm looking forward to how they decide to animate the rest of his arc.
>>700497269
Hey Makoto, how're you doing?
>>700497713
Doing alright Shizu, yourself?
>>700498135
Not too sure. My moods hopping all over the place like a spastic child hopped up on excessive sugar and caffeine. You?
>>700498010
Oh definitely. Just that some of the arcs have really obscure ways of accessing them, like you would only see it if you explored every nook and cranny or by accident. This is especially true in the second half of the game where it opens up to more of the "free roam" style from the old on-rail story telling JRPGs.
>>700497713
well atleast you were able to sleep through it
>>700497718
Because traps are gay
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>700496543
That really sucks, I have a lot of dreams. Sometimes I really want to sleep more so I could finish some of them. Sadly, I forget them very easly if I don't write them down.
>>700496754
Yes, is a very high quality picture of Chen, I also love it.
>24/7
Well, you can't really except something else from someone who gets offended on the internet.
>>700496820
I understand.
You have a bandage fetish?
>>700497713
Oh, have fun, then.
Did you find a hobby yet?
>>700498042
Well hopefully they do better than their best with Kosaku Kira.
>>700498135
I'm pretty good.
>>700498492
Yeah that was nice. Wasn't looking forward to being forced to be awake.
>Rattles
>>700498562
Good morning, sunshine.
>>700498610
Nah not at all.
Nothing new at least.
>>700498610
I'm rather grateful I don't. When I dream, which is rare enough as is, it's even rarer if it's actually a dream. 95% of the dreams I DO have are absolute terrors. Nightmare is rather tame to call them. So the less of those, the better.
>>700498562
>>700498421
I think i'd like it a lot then.
And i looked into it, which version do you think is the best?
>>700498310
Ah well that's never good. Anything causing that?
I'm pretty good myself, sleep patterns getting a bit messed up again though. Only just woke up.
>>700498562
Hey Syndra.
>>700498610
>Write them down
Do you keep a dream diary then?
>>700497778
Never really got with the bandages.
>>700498861
Good, good. You up to much?
Love that gif by the way.
>>700492236
Oh. Me too.
>>700492427
Sorry i made some food and took a while to answer because of that. Hope you have fun!
>>700499006
I'd say go for the GBA version if you're emulating. With sound and color patches. The GBA version is a lot less buggy and fixed some translation issues. And the GBA version has a bonus postgame dungeon with two superbosses. And the dungeon itself is filled with really tough bosses and enemies. And once you're done with that, there is an enemy/boss gauntlet that you can do.
>>700498610
>>700499032
Yeah a bit. Once I saw it a few times, I realized I like it a lot.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>700498861
Good morning Shizuboat
>>700498962
Hello boat boat.
>>700499032
Hello Doll.
I'm back from two monster hunter hunts and my thread is still here
fuck it's slow
>>700499032
Nah not really. Just finished getting ready for d&d which isn't for another 6 hours. Going to have to find something to do for a while.
>>700499536
How're you?
Not a boat.
>>700499032
Probably just feeling a tad isolated. it'll go away soon, I'm sure!
Ah, afternoon and just waking up. Soon enough, you're sleep schedule will be like mine!
>>700499590
It's the morning, what did you expect?
>>700499705
Morning for murica maybe
It's 2 pm in europe
>>700499296
Ah, well thanks!
>>700499789
Europe doesn't even real though.
>>700499407
Doesn't really do it for me, but I do like the teasing kind of pics.
>>700499590
What did ya kill?
>>700499634
That's a pretty long time. What d&d character you going for?
Not really sure what you could do for that time. Maybe games?
>>700499705
Ah I gotcha. If it doesn't I'm sure you could get out for a bit.
That's kinda bad considering you work nights. Will need to get it in check soon.
You up to anything anyway?
>>700499536
How's it going?
They gave up already?
Damn, I was starting to like those idiots.
>>700499407
That's nice for you, I guess.
>>700499032
No, I don't. I used to tell my dreams to a friend.
I guess that works too.
>>700498911
I didn't had a nightmare in ages, but yeah, they can be pretty scary because is your mind, and your mind knows what are you afraid of, most of the times.
>>700498861
That's unfortunate. I hope everything will work fine for you.
>>700500610
A hyper Astalos and a hyper Mizutsune
>>700500402
god damnit, I hate europe at the moment
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>700499634
Im fine. Got up a a bit ago and now im thinking of what to to.
What about you?
>>700500610
See above.
>>700500768
Obligatory 'they have to school to worry about now'.
>>700500610
I just need to talk a bit, I'll feel better in no time!
You need someone to help you get back on track. Or just stay up o long that you can go to sleep when you want.
Not particularly, just kinda dicking around on /o/.
>>700500768
>Starting to like those idiots
But they sucked so bad at it.
>>700500772
A few of them are still very vivid to me. I envy you on that.
>>700500792
Y'all need another revolution, seriously.
>>700501145
I agree. University is starting to scare me. We finally have the "stop rapeculture" posters in there. The propaganda against anything with a slight right political direction, I was used to already. But we didn't have the "stop rapeculture" posters
Had to rewatch the 2016 Super Metroid race at SGDQ again. Goddamn was it a butt clenching finish.
>tfw I watched it live
>>700500610
Yeah probably will. Just have to decide what.
>>700500772
I'll be fine. A little boredom isn't going to kill me.
>>700500809
Pretty good. Just don't have anything to really do for a while.
Going to go looking around my games, see if anything sounds fun.
>>700501145
Yeah but their effort was enjoyable to watch, like a child's first words. Plus some of the banter was fucking kek.
Oh well, back to chill mode.
