ITT: Post your secrets
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ITT: Post your secrets
>>700083633
I buy traps presents in exchange for pics. This is the closest I've got to sex.
I had a friend when i was like 14 or something who i knew since kindergarden and i guess you could call us pretty good friends. We usally met to play Call of Duty and that similar stuff you consider cool that age. One day, dont ask me how, we jokingly argued who had the bigger dick and it ended up in each other comparing. However, i didnt know to what this would lead... As i said we used to play CoD and such and he never used let me play after that, demanding to take out my dick so I could play. At this age i didnt see the problem and so I did it. As i continued being submissive to his demands he asked more and more. He jacked me but I never came past precum and I think he couldnt jerk off at this age either but you could tell he really enjoyed that. Even though I always was kinda resistant and he was the one "forcing" it, i never had to actually jack him off and he continued to do things like sucking me off, playing with my balls and humping me with clothes on and even though i found it "gay and therfore bad" as usual for this age i let him do everything just to play Black Ops...
> we called it "raping" just for fun
I just received and put on my first chastity cage. Going to try to wear it for a week
>>700083633
when i was 5 i played doctor with my uncle who was 15.
tfw you made your uncle cum und still not attracted to men or had something like that again.
>>700083794
Lucky you to even know passable traps. Have you atleast met them and if yes where?
>>700084158
No all online.
>>700083794
im happy for you dude. everyone has to try everything atleast one time in a life before dying.
the smell of feet turns me on way more than my gf giving me bj or anything else really
>>700085244
how is this possible? could you explain in detail?
>>700084668
Like in a cam website where you can tip or what kind of website do you mean?
>>700085633
I just find it extremely arousing. Has to be girl's feet (I guess mostly for psychological reasons, male feet gross the hell out of me).
I'm a foot fetishist so it's probably related but I guess not everyone with foot fetish sneaks into locker rooms to sniff well worn shoes. I sure did though.
Guess some shit you can't explain but nothing gets me as hard as pair of stinky feet. When I have sex with my girl I sometimes finish in her with her feet on my face just to get that extra kick. She doesn't know about the smell thing though and I don't know how to confess. her feet never stink too, she's very clean, changes socks 3 times a day, doesn't wear nylons, often changes shoes, uses foot deodorant, etc so I don't know if I could even take it anywhere
>>700085633
tl dr my brain is probably fucked up but I love it
got a mega folder containing pictures of girls from my class etc. doing this since i was just 13 year. the folder is 30 gb
>>700085939
Get details on here then message them using various messaging apps depending what they have, find out what they want, buy it then I get my pics.
>>700086286
no way thats only pictures. That would be about 30thousand pictures
>>700083633
I like to eat my cum
>>700086603
well some of them are candid makeing the file size bigger. give me a sec, will check how many pics there are
>>700086603
>>700086814
got 125 folders with 25000 pictures and 50 videos from my cadid fotage
>>700086814
thats what 5k images of g/fur look like
http://www.strawpoll.me/11022529
???
>>700083633
My parents kicked me out of their house after my mother found 8G of furry porn on my hard drive.
I shat myself in a plane once
I want to fuck my daughter and my youngest sister -in-law.
Daughter isn't legal so I won't try...until she is legal.
Sister-in-law is drinking age. Whenever we visit I give her a lot of attention and help her out, since she is a single mother that still lives with her parents. Pushing for her to move out closer to us so I can help her out more and hope to fuck her.
>>700087127
thats some shit like seriously how can you even accumulate these amounts of images
>>700087218
belive me or not couldn't careless about it, just wanted to "share"
>>700083633
I lost my virginity to an escort when i was 23 and i should've done it earlier.
>>700087409
doing it for 6 years started slow and has been building it up uses mega to store nowdays
>>700087264
where do you live now? Was it atleast some quality g/fur?
>>700083837
Things that never happenned: The Post
>>700087519
post your favorite image. just curious
>>700087810
A four-room shack in corn purgatory.
~0.7G of it was g/fur.
The rest of it was pretty much a 4:1 ratio of s/fur to cuntboys.
>>700087968
I dont care if you believe me, but what makes you think that?
https://k86corsa.tumblr.com/ Wank to this too much
>Inb4 b8
>>700088058
I take my hott bosses used baby wipes, panty liners and period stuff from the trash can in the women's restroom. I've also took 3 pair of her used panties from her house. I smell it all day at work and when i can i add water to the used baby wipes and panty liners and squeeze it out in to my mouth.
i have a huge crush on my mates gf, and wank to her fb pics all the time. stolen some of her knickers when i went over theirs too
I'm 31/m and I just recently moved out of my parents house, with no clue what to do.
I've been a high school substitute teacher for some time (6 years) and hate it. I have a girlfriend that I just moved out with and I don't really love her. I hate my life and I'm super depressed, yet I can't even be bothered to do anything about it, as in I can't even muster up the energy nor the discipline to do something to fix this.
I'm in pretty good shape, do a lot of sports, workout, but it doesn't help my mind.
Can't focus / concentrate for the life of me: can't even watch a whole tv show, let alone a 5 minute youtube video. Don't even get me started about reading books... I read maybe 1 book a year... I stopped reading books so often, and I barely retain any information (terrible memory).
I have terrible sleep. I try to be disciplined about it (go to bed at 11pm, no cellphones, etc.), but I always wake up in the middle of night, sometimes can't get back to sleep and just stay awake... So I end up sleeping 3-4 hours a night. Feel like shit man. This causes me to get injured super easily when I do sports or exercise.
I'm just looking for help, but I can't even get up to get help. I just spend my days on the couch surfing the web and then in the late afternoon go get some sort of exercise. Saved up some money from work (because living with my parents) and I'm just being a lazy bum burning away my savings.
I barely drink, haven't smoked weed in a long time (makes me feel super guilty, shitty and I get mood swings later on), eat healthy.
Please help.
>>700088249
fap material you silly goose!
>>700088228
sold nudes of my gf of 5 years . she found out. ruined everything
didd i do good /b/?
pic related
>>700088395
>>700088622
shes fat
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! but the worst thing I ever done I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this hua hua hua huaaaaaaa and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other and I never felt so bad in my entire life!
>>700088395
You need help.
>>700088787
lol shes litterly 90 pounds u ass hole xD
fat ass maybe
>>700088564
>>700086814
post screenshot of a folder
When I was about 10 and my neighbor was 8, I went over to her house once when her parents weren't home and only her brother, about 13, was home. We started to play dare, instead of truth or dare cus everyone always chose truth, and all of the dares were sexual. Never was it between me and her brother, but all the dares were like "i dare you (his sister) to suck his (me) dick" and shit like that. Eventually it just turned into me and her brother taking turns fucking her, and having her suck us off.
>>700083633
I let my friend fuck my wife because I have an erection problem.
I am a "straight" guy- fucked over a 150 women...
But also very bi and been a bottom slut for a lot of men...sucked over 100 cocks and been fucked dozens of times- mostly while wearing lingerie.
feelsgoodman.
>>700088890
That wasn't funny and you're in denial. Her arms are thick, her body thick, etc. She's thick and will end up being fat.
when my cousin was over and my mom went out we used to have gay sex and give each other blowjobs. since then i have always had a craving for sucking dick.
>>700083633
I am sexually aroused by drunkenness & general intoxication.
I find myself more attracted to someone the less sober they are. Black out drunk? Im diamond
>>700083837
Blops released in 2010, and you didn't care about your dick being out so I assume you were maybe 8 to 10 at the oldest. Your underage, got off this website faggot.
>>700088058
I shove a plunger handle up my ass when I masterbate.
Post your Regrets
>>700089446
Literally read the first line
>>700089537
>>700089537
>>700089811
wich folder you want?
>>700089666
Told a friend i was schizophrenic and felt alone, i see him everyday and we just ignore each other i dont really know what happened but i had a huge crush on him
>>700089999
>>700089666
checked
show me the "stacey" folder
>>700089774
I don't believe it is what I'm getting at. At 14 you would know having your dick out and having it jacked was weird as fuck.
when i was 15, me and this guy (i didn't like him that much but i felt sorry for him so i let him hang out with me) we where walking in this field and he makes a joke about me being bi, i jokingly reply "suck my dick" and he dead seriously says "whip it out". i get it out (it's flacid) thinking he'll freak out... but no he starts rubbing it and sucks it until i cam, then he asks if i could suck him, i only gave him a hand job.
>>700090162
no such thing as a stacey folder
>>700090173
well at that age sometimes people don't care what gender it is at least they're getting some.
>>700090173
He probably knew what he was doing and i honestly didnt care. It felt like undressing in the shower of the swimming bath really i cant really describe it it just didnt feel taboo
>>700088509
where are you from?
>>700088509
do you have some kind of "passion"?
something that gives you a feeling of "meaning"?
i think what one needs to be intrinsically motivated (<-key to get your ass up without disciplin and sleep well at the same time) is something you have the undoubted feeling about that it either makes you honestly happy or something that really makes a difference regarding other peoples life-quality (like, lets say, "be a good friend" or "cure aids").
I fucking love hentai
but never told my gf
we talk once about hentai itself
but she said only creeps like this stuff sooooo...
>>700090716
Gainsville, Fl. It sucked so I got the fuck out of there.
I love knowing my cum is being swallowed so much I have a regular guy do it to me, we're both married, I don't touch him and I'm not bi.
Getting married next month to the love of my life. She claims she doesn't want kids but I really do. I lied and said I got a vasectomy last month. She says she's pro choice, but once she gets pregnant I'm sure I can talk her into keeping it.
>>700088825
Hey you guy's
Lmao
When i was 7 my cousin made me suck his dick
>>700092160
Pretty fucked up bro
>>700092345
you male?
>>700092160
I think you were ment to be a chick
>>700088509
Hey buddy it's gunna be alright. Make that first step to try and seek help and you will not regret it.
>>700092388
I just don't see what we're going to do with our lives without kids. Once we're mid thirties and settled into our careers, there isn't anything new to do.
>>700088890
>xD
I don't think there's anything in the world that will bring me joy. I regularly smoke wed, take a few Xanax here and there. They make me feel different but not joyful. Friends, people, bore me. Not because I think they are better or worse than me,. just what they say.. Bored me. Everything bores me.
>>700083633
>ITT: Post your secrets
- I stalked the shit out of a hot teacher. She didn't deserver it. I had bad social anxiety and it was the only way I could interact with women was via obscene phone call . . . I feel shitty about it.
- I eventually got over my anxiety by raping a masseuse in her ass. I didn't want to, but it was a real exercise in self-improvement for me . . . it changed my life. Rape: it's better than Paxil.
- I had plastic surgery. Best 7K I ever spent.
- I like rub n tugs much better than fucking.
- I glue quarters to the ground and giggle when people try to pick them up.
>>700083633
it is not a secret if you share it...
>>700094372
did the masseuse give her consent or atleast didnt resist? her age your age?
Also where did you spend plastic surgery on
>>700084847
pic related
>>700083633
I've done wetwork twice. I feel horrible about myself. Every other day I remember what I've done and fear that the police is going to kick in my door.
>>700088395
seriously.. you are mentally ill
>>700083837
Pasta. Saw this a few hours ago on /r9k/
>>700094823
fbi here. would you describe why you killed him/her. just curious
Have a girlfriend since 12 years..
Still fucking her best friend in her ass regulary...
Feel bad about this ... never talked to someone, but who could resist?
>>700093402
Thanks, appreciate the kind words. Just not sure how to take the first steps. Pretty sure things aren't going to work out this time around out here and I'll have to make a trip back to seek help.
Wish it were clearer with a list of steps to follow to get out of this!
>>700094372
WHat type of plastic surgery
>>700094592
> masseuse resisted. Her deal was tantric massage where she'd take her top off, but wear an Indian skirt bottom. She was about 45 and I was 21. . . I picked an older girl because my social anxiety was largely due to my mom being a cunt so I wanted to symbolically sodomize her.
> I knew a tantric masseuse couldn't call the cops as what they do is illegal and her line of work would give me a consent excuse if she did call the cops.
> had gyno surgery for $7K. . . . only a handful of surgeons in teh country specialize in it, so it's a bit pricy, but if you've got it don't go to an inexperienced surgeon: spnd the money and get it right the first time!
>>700095144
>WHat type of plastic surgery
see >>700095219
If you're thinking of gyno removal, I can give you the names of the best surgeons in the country.
>>700095105
Post proof faggot
>>700087262
That's a tough one m80. Still went with the sjw
I'm 32 and I learned how to read and write 2 years ago.
>>700095219
Do you think she enjoyed it at all?
>>700095524
average 4chan poster. Are you a hobo or something?
>>700095047
Why? I needed the money. Wetwork.
I'm not an ugly guy and I know how to speak to girls, it comes easy to me. I didn't had sex for over two years now because my girlfriend of 8 years cheated on me and then left me for another guy. I'm a successful, strong, dependable manager in the daylight, every night I cry myself to sleep. I could have any girl, all I want is my ex back. So much for marriage and family...
Got abused by a relative When i was a kid
My ex was against anal sex. I waited for her to sleep and did it anyway. Plot twist : she was faking sleeping and was not so pleased
From times to times i like to masturbate with objects in my ass.
For the past few months i have destructive behaviour no one noticed.
>>700095538
>Do you think she enjoyed it at all?
Physical reaction and enjoyment are two very different phenomena.
Women like a man taking charge -- cavewoman brain left over, but they don't like being forced.
Two seemingly different impulses in play.
She physically responded, but did not enjoy it. She didn't cry, but her eyes got watery.
If I could've escaped my paralyzing social anxiety w/o extreme measures, I'd have done it. Moral: don't be a cunt to your kids because they'll have to take extreme steps to deal with the aftermath.
I started dating a girl about 3 years ago, easily 8/10 body. The face, well, most people would say she's a butterface. But I don't care. She's beautiful to me. I love almost every single thing about her. I love the way she looks, I love her personality. But there's zero self-esteem and confidence. She thinks I'm going to cheat on her. But rather than get jealous about that, she said, "It's okay if you do, I understand."
I try to tell her I don't want anyone but her, but she doesn't believe me. Her issues get so bad they put a strain on our relationship. I end up breaking it off with her. She doesn't cry or get upset. She says, "I knew this would happen sooner or later. Who would want to be with me forever?"
I tell her I do. I want to be with her forever. But she needs help.She needs to see that she has value and worth. I tell her I will help her in whatever way I can, but she needs to at least try. She doesn't want to talk about any of that. So she does back to her apartment. I give her space for a few days. No calls or texts.
I get a call about a week later. She ended up killing herself. Her parents and friends ask if anything was wrong, because she didn't leave a note or anything. I say no. She seemed happy.
I miss her every single day.
>>700095488
I picked sjw too but then I realized by the time my daughter is child-rearing age will realistically be at least 30 years down the line considering I'm only 20....so maybe being Black won't limit you in any way by that time. I know the biggest reason I'm committed to to having children with a white woman is to give me children the best future possible, if thats not an issue in the future I wouldn't mind her dating a black guy as much.
In fact, I just realized that it's asking who my future daughter should DATE...not marry. So I honestly don't give a shit either way
>>700088986
ex gf from high school. stayed friends, since we all had the same friends, for the past 10 yrs. she recently got out of a 4yr relationship with her boyfriend that i had become friends with. he left her and moved to another state. the night it happened, her sister (one of my best friends) asked me if i can check up on her the next day since she was staying home from work. i went over and spent the day with her trying to keep her mind off things. she was pretty distraught from it all and really angry. tht was two weeks ago. but on saturday we were at a party and she was running her hands through my hair.whenever i'd walk by shed grab my arm and hug me, leaning up against me caressing my back and I hers. it felt like high school all over again. now we dated for a while so i can read her body language like a fucking book! so i know she was into it, she started breathing heavily, pushing her hips into mine as i moved my hand down to her ass and grabbed it. after a few seconds, she moved my hand up and shoved me a bit. now we're standing in a circle talking to some friends so in retrospet, i can kinda see why she didnt want me to. but i started rubbing my fingers on her upper ass cheek. again heavy breathing and pushing her hips into mine, then she smacks my chest, pushes me away, and hugs her best friend and they run away for some girl talk. this was all right as we were all saying bye so she didnt come back. when her friend walked back after she left, i can see it in her eyes that she told her what happened whenever we made eye contact. i really don't wanna fuck this up, and her sister told me that her ex didn't have much of a sex drive.. like at all. so i know she's due for a good fucking. how should i go about this carefully??
>>700095524
>I'm 32 and I learned how to read and write 2 years ago.
I don't know why that's a secret anon. Be proud!
>>700092112
Are you looking for more candidates, I love to swallow married cum.
>>700095422
Lession i have learned the hard way: If you keep fucking your gf best friend, never ever store any messages, pictures, vids and so on...
>>700088825
Kek
>>700089666
Everything and nothing, not talking to my ex last November
>>700095751
faggit
I have no problem with this.
I suffer from a neural mishap that causes me to become a reverse radar- and it has never stopped. I often don't tell people, because I don't try to be a special snowflake- but then they often ask why I behave slightly different to stimuli, or ask why it seems like I have super memory, or something equally banal/retarded.
Then I tel them, and often, they get upset.
Turns out having an extrasensory realm of perception that probably only exists in virtue of extant sensory realms of perception makes it such that you're an automatic misanthrope at times. Shit on me.
I like tiles and their patterns
>>700083633
I killed this girl I used to secretly fuck and her bf was arrested for it. She was a huge slut, but only a few people really knew about it. She seemed empty inside and honestly, I only did it to see if i could, and because I had a rock solid alibi. I still see her lifeless face when I close my eyes though. She haunts me. I was a teen, and stupid and I honestly regret it.
>>700096571
I'm in love with a 16 year old, and I'm a 25. I talk to her every day. I haven't told her yet, but she can pretty much figure it out, I mean, I always invite her to go out and even though I know her for 2 months we got to meet each other for like 16-17 times. I'm still thinking of a way to tell her, even though she is not that ready for a relationship. Pic unrelated, some shit I took a while ago
>>700096449
How does that make YOU a misanthrope if they're the ones that dislike you. Also, please describe what you mean by 'reverse radar' in more detail. I will not get upset.
>>700096347
Asriel is better
I want to lost 30kgs to suck my own dick...i also want to suck other guys dicks....so...yea
>>700096648
Details, anon, details
>>700096782
Dude you're from Romania so it's not that bad, this would only be a secret in burgerland
>>700095670
No I'm a nigger. I was raised by a single dad who had to work a lot. My older brother couldn't teach me because he was involved in gangs and stuff and my older sister was getting fucked. I became a weeaboo with rented stuff from the library because we didn't have internet.
I thought about my ex girlfriends friend every time we had sex.
>>700088622
depends. how much money did you make from selling her nudes? and how much did you love her on scale of 1-10
>>700096972
I know it's legal and shit but the age gap really fucks it all up y'know?
I sucked the tits on my friend's girlfriend while she slept.
>>700087386
Offspring. Gross.
^_^ i don't have any secret :p
i used to force my little sister to bend over for me when i was 13 ( she was 10). i woudlnt ass rape or anything, i would just spank her ass really hard and make her beg me to spank her. in return i let her use my computer. Those years were hard for me and i guess this is how i dealt with problems back then. I only did this for a a couple weeks. Everything is normal between my sister and me (its been normal ever since) but if i ever get a chance to do it over again, i would rather kill myself than repeat what i did
>>700083633
I cheated on my ex with a vampire, though it's not cheating if the sex was telepathic right? If it is I'm fucked
>>700097020
>I'm a nigger
I hope you don't carry that around with you like it's a negative thing in day to day life.
I paid a homeless man to let me suck his cock.
He smelled musky as hell and he had a full bush.
I went back the next day and he was gone. QQ
>>700097144
Does it really though? Yeah maybe because she is still immature and going through steady hormonal changes... but give her the dick and she'll never forget you.
>>700097020
but like, 30 years of manga and shit weaboos spend their time with, isnt that enough to learn english?
>>700083633
>in high school
>In computers class
>working on computer
>suddenly feel need to fart
>try to silent fart
>nope
>let out a short, but kinda loud fart
>kid at my table looks up
"who farted?"
>shit
>table is filled with his friends, so he asks them first instead of me
>he starts to believe this one other kid farted
>kid gets pissed off and says he didn't
>believes he farted anyways, saying because he is denying it and getting so pissed off about it, he farted
>mfw accidentally embarrassed some guy in front of our class that was %40 female
>mfw noone found out I was actually the one who farted
When I was 13 I tried to have sex with my pet cat.
Pretty sure my brother knew but has purged the memory from his brain.
>>700088509
This is not a good place to look for help,come on faggot. If you're here you probably can't talk about all this with anyone related to you. And now let me ask you, if no one of those close to you care about it,do you think anyone in here will? Get medical help and get over it,goddammit.
>>700088395
>>700097817
Why?
>>700097910
wow what a secret thanks for wasting my time
My secret fantasy is while browsing an adult site to be shocked to find a video that my daughter had done.
I got caught trying to suck my own dick in a single-person bathroom in 5th grade because I forgot to lock the door.
>>700097823
I guess I can try it out, she'll never know what hit her.
>>700097910
>high school
>guys making that much of a fucking deal about farting
bullshit
>>700087218
Damn man, I've only got like a gig of /s/fur. It's hard (heh) to find pics in an art style I like
>>700083633
I cut myself to punish myself for all the terrible things I've done and think that all bad people should do the same.
>>700097703
Being black is wrong in my parents eyes.
>>700095933
fuck dude, I'm sorry you had to go through that, probably doesn't mean much...
I have tda
>>700096934
She had gotten into a fight with her bf, and he kicked her out of his car. She called me from a payphone and asked if I could give her a ride home. I picked her up and she started venting about how shitty he was. How she had felt worthless and admitted she had started fucking older guys. She said she hated herself and was going to runaway. I consoled her, but at the same time, I detested her. So I put a shopping bag over her head and punched her in her face a bunch of times and then tightened the bag. She stopped breathing. I help her like that for a long time. Then freaked out a little. Then I tossed her in the wayer, but yhe tide washed her in instead of taking her out as I had hoped. Her name was Jessica. She was 14. Honestly... i think no matter what, that was going to be her fate.
>>700098127
I am very submissive and have a fetish for straight guys. Non-homeless straight guys dicks to suck aren't easy to get.
I also love body hair and manly musk so that part was a positive if anything.
I sometimes fap to Facebook pics of my GF's hotter friends.
>>700097514
Did she slut out?
i once stabbed a guy in the cheek with a pen because he touched my arm
>>700095998
My reasons were a little more /Pol/ because even if they have just dated girls do get a stigma for being "coal burners" and I wouldn't want my daughter being featured in one of those "my wife's son" maymays
when i was around 7 years old i had a neighbor the lived in the building next to me i i has no one to play with out side but he intoduced me to yugioh out relationship started out inocent but later on he wanted me to come over to his house he ware around 3 years older than me at the times i didt see anything wrong with it but all we would do is lay ps2 and yugioh ....later on idk how it really started but after we would play yugioh he would suck my dick and lick my ass and he would expect the same,at the age i was just wondering how it would feel like, but later it got more often and often and he wanted to put it up my ass and i remember once at the sugar shack he told me to go outside and behind the building and he was hummping me like we were having sex i dont think he put it in but i felt it for sure, we were around 8 and 12 and for around a half year or a year he did this to me and i didt say or do anything because i didt know any better but know i trying to forget all the stuff he made me do and i would kick his motherfucking ass if i ever seen him but i try to forget but i dont think i ever will
>>700098404
That's not a secret,the cuts and the scars are pretty visible anon,there's no hiding a cutting habit lol
>>700098372
e621 dot net thank me later :) If you wanna come to the fag site: hardblush dot com
>>700098404
You the kind of nigga to main reaper in overwatcg
>>700098683
I have a hidden cam setup in the ladies' bathroom at my work.
>>700083633
I've got a wristwatch fetish. I stole my aunts watch a while back while I was helping her move and I wear it when I jerk off, and rub it on my dick and cum on it and stuff.
>>700099069
congrats, anon. Post more pls
>>700083633
had sex with a girl 4 years younger than me
> she was a virgin, tightest shit i ever fucked
> was really high on coke, smoking bud and drinking mikes hard.
>she came over with my ex who was 19, and they were being bitchy. I straight ignored all their shit and just started doing lines of powder, she asked me to take her to get her food and to hit my blunt.(ex used people). Said no so ex left with the cutie 3.14.
> cutie came over claiming she forgot her headphones, already knew what was up so i told her to check my room. Bent her over the bed and fucked her, untill her daddy called her cause it was a shcool night.
>>700096084
He edges me a few times for a bigger load, licking and sucking my balls then sucks and licks out every last drop when I can't take it anymore.
My best friend since pre-k is very introverted and socially awkward. He has few friends and spends all of his time besides classes playing shit like WoW/LoL/Overwatch. He's a kissless virgin. He's straight.
I'm gay and have been out to him for years. A few months ago when we got drunk he started crying saying he just wanted to know what it felt like.
I ended up blowing him. I now do it about 3-4 times per week. He watches porn during and he never reciprocates (I don't even want him to).
I think we both feel like we hit the jackpot.
>>700088825
NOT MY HAND
>>700098745
Became a faggot afterwards? I have made smilar experiences (>>700083837) and not only has this led to selective mutism later but i literally cant fap to anything else than shota or gfur. I know i am a huge degenerate but i just cant help myself it just fucked me up idk how about you?
>>700099073
why
>>700088787
90% of my brain capacity is screaming with the thought that you've clearly never seen a woman before
>>700099652
Bitch I don't know. I ain't no psychologist. It turns me on so I do it.
>>700099807
rape turns me on but you dont see me doing it!
Roll
>>700096796
Some people behave in certain ways. Typically those people get upset when I tell them I got something sp00py going on upstairs, and why I tend to 404 when there are too many things going on, visually. I would have a much better time going into the woodwork and drinking in the persistent ambiance (and drinking alone) than running blind into a world that isn't going to, or simply cannot, accommodate for my shit-show-spectacular.
>How it works for me
My eyes take in information. The raw information of light hitting my retinas goes into my brain. My ears take in the kinetic energy that's transferred through the medium that we swim in (air), and it goes to my brain.
My brain indirectly often interprets both signals from either cluster of potentials from respective neurons and axioms dealing with the eyes and the ears... and the result is that I perceive, in my "middle ear", sounds. Everything I see, even my eyes being closed, translates to sound as well. It's like a persistent awareness, no active hallucinations.
So, instead of bouncing sound off of objects you can't see and forming images from them, I see images and derive full ranges of sound from them. It helps and cripples me from time to time; I have great spatial sense, tend to listen/perceive very well when I have something to focus on, and possess some neat sense of timing and rhythm.
When there's too much shit going on, it's tantamount to having another arm that your brain has to deal with, and I often feel almost incapable of regulating everything else if, suddenly, all the things exploded.
If you believe in it, this fluke would have allegedly predisposed me to forming more neural connections, so I'm "naturally smart". I do memory good. I like to downplay it, because "smart" people can be stupid, too. When I lapse and "do something amazing", people ask, and sometimes I'm too forthcoming, so I tell. Then I remember why I barely forgo doing anything with my life that would benefit society.
>>700099879
Well its not really hurting anyone.
>>700099295
>>700099480
Jelly.
>>700099069
Hot blonde I work with... Everyone wants to fuck her.
>>700099295
had a bit of credibility till fedora wearing neckbeard said 3.14
I had the onset of severe gynecomastia in my teen years, had a pair of 36c knockers in grade 10. Did my best to conceal with tight undershirts, and pretty much didn't take my shirt off in public from 14-22.
Over the years have lost wieght, gained height, nothing has helped reduce them. 4 years ago I started with trap porn, then shemale porn, then shemale gangbang porn, then crossdressing porn, now gay porn is pretty much the norm. Mainly stretching, gangbangs, and rape. Not interested in hairy guys though.
Last year I went on a health spurt, dropped 70lbs, lost mass in my gut and arms, and my boobs got bigger and I fill out a 38DD bra now. I still wear compression shirts, rarely take my shirt off in public let alone with my girlfriend, but lately I've been crossdressing more and more and have actually amassed quite the wardrobe. No one knows, I'm a social butterfly around most people and hide my resent for my moobs, depression for being so limited in what I can do without showing off my giant butch lesbian tits, and social anxiety for same reasons.
I haven't sucked any cocks nor do I intend to, nor do I intend to go through with "becoming the little girl". Just wish I could hack them off without having to pay $10,000 with no guarantee they won't grow right back.
>>700100477
whoops forgot to attach
>>700100063
So, i'm a bit non-sober. I'm really digging this but is it a bit like some kind of sonar-reading of the physical space around you?
>>700099069
Awesome!!
>>700096571
>naughty: cracked and dirty
>>700099480
Lucky you. Im into a straight guy myself being bi but its just so sad knowing that you will never be able to make love with him
>>700099480
I (virgin) have a gay friend who offered to blow me but I'm worried he would get clingy or some shit.
fucked with my cousin i was 15 she 14 continue to do it until she was 17 and got her first bf i also started to date girl that i really liked so we decided to stop
now she is marry and have small kid when the family gather we give each other this looks that we bout know what we did as kids and its real hot we still hang out and are good friends
im pretty sure if we are alone and get drunk some day we will bang again
I ditched my best friend from middle school because he would be a burden to me in high school and all I cared about was being populær
>he got more popular than me
>>700100839
Go for it man
>>700098795
I don't think anyone knows. I always wear long sleeves, and don't really have many people around. Besides, if anyone knew they'd probably bring it up. Unless they all just don't give a shit, which actually would be understandable now that I think about it.
>>700098945
Wouldn't know. Never played. Is he good?
I touched my Mums ass at night when we were sleeping together in our Familys Garden House when i was 13. On a school trip when i was 14 i took the used Socks and Pants of my Class Members with me home. I had my first sex with a prostitute when i was 16. I had my first GF with 18. Shared all her nude pics.
>>700083633
Killed my mothers partner and I got away with it.
>>700099069
What's the weirdest thing you have managed to see?
>>700087127
dump now.
>>700101093
Wait wut. Expand on this.
#totallynotFBI
>>700101093
Details my nigga
>>700099652
>Tfw people use your oc
>>700083633
I took a pill in Ibiza, my family dosent know.
>>700084142
You a guy?
>>700100970
I main Reaper, usually win every time.
>>700100970
>>700100714
I'm only into pure heterosexuality. If he wanted to "make love" to me or would even do it for my sake to be nice then I would start to think of him as a fag and it would end.
I don't even want him to fuck me (not into anal) but luckily he doesn't seem interested.
>>700099073
Sometimes I "borrow" other family members watches too for this purpose
I illegally raise and sell domesticated kangaroos for pets in the US. Posted here before and got some interested buyers. I do it in secrecy and have made over 200k in the past 2 years.
>>700101316
frig off that aint your meme you dip
>>700100970
I'm for the "nobody gives a shit about it" party.
when was 16 regularly fucked with a young family that owned the arcade that me and friends hang out
>>700101192
>>700101240
>>700101093
>be 11 mother meets this guy, he seems pretty cool
>over the years they start changing
>he got her addicted to heroin
>19 years old, Anon mother is dying, multiple organ failure.
>2 years after that he owes money, the people he owes come to me
>I pay them and hey take me to him
>Put fatal dose of heroin in him
>confirmed not suspicious death
>Got revenge in the end.
>>700101563
>Cummies
Kek'd. I now know the glory of Reaper. Brb, buying Overwatch so that I can be a fucking edgelord.
>>700101611
rule 32 faggot
>>700089364
same but my numbers are way lower.
>7 women
>34 cocks/ass
>63 cocks/mouth (31 w/ cum, 6 w/ swallow)
I'm discrete gay tho, not out or anything
>>700101697
Nigga what the fuck
I made another edit of the same image that i didn't post because i thought it was shitty
Bet you were an amputeefag
I got my niece pregnant.
Her (now) husband believes it is his kid. She wanted to keep it so it's kept a secret under the agreement that I help raise her on the weekends (by "babysitting").
inb4 pedo
My family is kinda old. My niece is only a few months younger than me.
>>700101145
Nothing I'd consider "weird" but I have enjoyed learning certain girls come to work without panties, and some have hidden tattoos :)
>>700083633
I used to steal my friends yugioh cards when I was a kid. I'm a fucking degenerate piece of shit I know. Fuck my life.
let my 20y old girlfriend suck a 50y+ old guy at a nude beach while i fucked her doggy
>>700100543
show them
>>700101811
Did you post this story somewhere else, read something very similar a few days ago
>>700102181
I post it in these kind of threads when they pop up.
my ex is getting divorced and i want to divorce too to run away with her too chicken shit and sometimes doubt my feelings for her just because she is the hottest girl i ever dated and let me fuck her anyway and any time, like this bitch was designed to drain my balls..idk
>>700102019
nah just messing around keep meming good quality
I own 2 tumblr blogs, one of them is full of vaporwave aesthetic memes.
>>700101811
Already read that long time ago here
>>700102310
Ayy
Have another
>>700083633
Since before i started the university my family has always seen me as a very good person,judging by my manners and my grades.
The real story is that as soon as i got a bit looser on the family's leash i started doing a lot of drugs,which brought me to the point i'm at right now,having pretty bad health issues and being mentally destroyed.
They are still proud of me though,they know nothing about it,the only thing is they are starting to wonder why i'm having all the medical issues and the sudden changes in personality when i go visit them, which isn't often fortunately.
>>700088509
This is me brother. Except I'm younger than you. I had 2 jobs last 2 years, I quit both cuz I felt I was going nowhere, and everything else the same as you. I can't bother to look for help
>>700095915
>I had to rape someone because my parents were shitbags
>Its n-not my fault I had to rape her
>M-m-my parents
>It was good for m-m-my m-mental health
Kill yourself
You're a peice of shit, and its nobody's fault but your own.
>>700102041
Pls moar
>>700100592
Exactly like that... and it's extremely "accurate". When I drive, as long as I'm well rested (absolutely well-rested), I know exactly what's going on- everywhere. I can't... not know. It's as if you could feel everything you saw with two disembodied hands, but of course, it's all sound. I see and catch things that are so mundane or out of the way, you either wouldn't be pressed to care or have no reason to worry about it.
With more characters, I have to try to re-iterate something without sounding like a truly out-of-touch snowflake, though.
After I lapse and default to just being happy that people are around and I seem to be enjoying myself, I snap out of the gullible stupor... and hate people with some kind of incredulous passion. I'm self aware about it all. I am by no means doing something super special, and there may as well at least (statistically speaking) be "another me" out there who has figured out how to go about things without occasionally wanting to walk into the middle of the street and set themselves on fire. There are exactly more than enough people who will always do something of note, yet, I often wonder just what it means to be able to watch people fall into place and act alongside their very habits and the like... almost unaware that I very well could get most of them to say or do what I wanted them to, provided I play my cards differently. And that I am not that different. I've almost gone there.
literally forgot my brother was watching me play videogames on my bed and i started jerking off
Yall got some bitch ass secrets. This board has been taken over by normies.
I like to wear my little sisters panties. Not sure why as I'm not gay or pedo, just like squeezing into cute panties.
>>700102846
prove it fgt
>>700102846
Hot!
>>700102802
And it's an awful thing to just watch, to know. I have all of this capacity for all of these things I waste time not doing, things I used to do and still can within reason. A good-ish head, a great swath of wisdom earned from people long dead or knocking on death's door, and some who are nowhere close to accidentally an hero.
And while I have one foot in the lower dregs of adulthood, I'm nowhere close to having the full sense of being completely mellowed out. I don't know what awful truths I need to swallow or get over, to progress as a person. I really do consider the Machiavelli approach. I catch myself thinking about some people as nothing more than, well, opportunities at best. Flat, and 2-dimensional. I look at some of the new strangers I've never met before, and I hear every inch of their body language. I can read deep into their very soul. I've participated in some of the very actions they follow through. I don't want to know what they are in the dark, but I often find out, and I often don't like it.
>>700102814
Summer is ending soon anon
Femanon here. My best friend since middle school is a lesbian and just recently broke up with her long time girlfriend. I went over to hang out and ended up staying the night at her place. We shared a bed, which wasn't unusual. I woke up to her cuddling me and crying. She told me she's always loved me and hates my boyfriend. I'm bi so I've fooled around with girls before (including her) and now have really mixed feelings. I deeply care for her, but I'm not sure if it's more than the usual friendship love.
>>700102814
are you any better?
I am homosexually attracted to my best friend
>>700098511
Lies. Kek
>>700088825
>In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
ok, i'm going to bed now. there is no way if i live to be 100 that i will read anything funnier than this. it immediately made me want to say "Kyle, you suck. i'm going home"
>>700103149
>friendship love
This as fuck
Married my best friend and after 3 years i figured out that we were only friends
Just fuck her from time to time shit will be fine you faggot
guuhhh guhhh i like fapping ti girls sneezing xDDD
>>700103149
tits or gtfo no one is a femanon until proven otherwise
>>700096000
How is screenshot considered candid?
>>700102802
Wow. I want to talk more with you. I'm really interested and serious about discussing this further with you.
>>700101611
Hmu, I want in in the business
i have a little white step daughter (yes, she's over 18) that i want to see in the middle of a "compromising situation"
i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....
browsing the porn section
see this
"Tiny little strawberry-blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"
and then the description
"Tiny 5 foot nothing <HER> sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"
and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.
i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.
seriously, she's a fucking bitch. i hate her
Had a threesome with my brother and his girlfriend. He ended up fucking me and cumming in my mouth.
>>700102802
>>700103851
I have an email, pineweeds at the most common one.
I bang my sister in law everytime she visits from out of town. Been going on for years
>>700103998
are you a female?
>>700104118
brother's wife or wife's sister? there is a difference
>>700104221
No. ️
>>700103851
Well, if you really want to, say where. I can't promise that I have many handles, because I like to retreat to an island of sanctity and isolation from time to time, troubling no living soul...
But whatsoever is easier for you, do shoot.
>>700104115
Here's hoping I interpreted that right, I guess.
I set free over 50 rats in my school during my senior year and was never caught
I'm currently blackmailing my landlord. I can live here rent free so long as I don't report him to the cops for the fraud I caught him committing. He's also attempted to pull confidence scams with people, and I got it on video.
The real secret is that he doesn't know I found out he's HIV positive and I plan on going to the cops with criminal charges related to his infection. Basically, I'm going to ensure he dies in jail.
> be me
> kill nigger
> nigger friend jailed cuz they think he did it
> mfw happy being white
At work, I stand for a peaceful, helping guy. Never complaining, hard at work, and trustworthy.
Yet I can't get the desire to rape my female coworkers out of my mind.
Even the fat or ugly ones.
>>700104346
Gmail though. We'll talk when we'll talk. Life will let us as long as we both wish to.
>>700084142
Yea but girls with sexual abuse are the best
>>700104314
that makes this story a lot hotter. I'm a fag
>>700095933
Natural selection brah.
when i was in high school i was known as "speed king" like the deep purple song. i used to eat the speed out of black beauties and then put the capsules back together and sell them to dumbfucks. between that and selling stolen cigarettes out of my locker, i made a fucking killing. god i was an asshole back then. and that's just the tip of the iceberg
I like fucking hot escorts. Don't like paying but the idea of showing up fucking and leaving is amazing
>>700104746
I'm not. What would you like to know?
I'm in my 30s, with a steady career and a family and shit.
I get fucked up on poppy seed tea every other day. I drink it after work, but it lasts so long I'm still high for half my following shift.
Honestly I'd prefer pills, but I'm too old and would risk too much buying them on the street, and wouldn't know where to begin to get them. Plus like $30 of seeds keeps me fucked all month
>>700095713
How do you even get involved in that kind of thing? I assume you can't just ask people if they need someone whacked
>>700103911
Nice bush dubs
It's a lot of work, but profitable. And I enjoy it. I care about them, but money is the bottom line.
>>700098683
Hi Andrew
I bought a new phone with some dudes credit card. I never told anybody
Well when I was 7 or 8 I had family reunion happening at my house. So I was playing house with my 2nd cousin (who is a year older than I am) and little sister and it was just a normal kids house game, until shit hit the fan. My 2nd cousin was my wife in house and we were in my sisters bedroom while playing. So weirdly we would get in bed and cuddle just for fun (me and my cousin) while playing and things got weirder. I do believed we may have kissed, I'm not entirely sure but one thing I remember is that she asked to me to have sex with her. I didn't know what sex was and she told me and I declined but she demonstrated it for me on the floor. Also during the whole house game, I was the submissive one and she was the dominant. That was how I nearly lost my virginity at the age of 7-8. (She was also from the mountains in Georgia so I guess incest is usual.)
>>700105186
Hey Harry, how're you liking the new job? Is Ken okay? How does Casey treat you?
>>700086286
post link faggot
Plan on blackmailing my friend and his hot mom
My friend has been posting creepshots of his mom sun tanning and getting undressed I plan on using the pictures as a way to make him continue to get more photos of her just for me.
Then I plan on using them as leverage on his mom
Pic VERY related
I'm a newfag and can't triforce with this sharpy in my pooper
>>700104944
just make a green text version of the story that's fappable
I'm often the last person left in the office at the end of the day. There are no camera's. There's one super hot chicken in my office. Absolute milf. When I'm alone I stripped and walk around the office naked. I take her cup and wipe my cock over all of it and occasionally I wank into it and rub it around all the inside ready for when she makes her morning drink.
>>700103019
>>700103101
>>700102814
>this board has been taken over by normies
All of 4chan has. Even fucking /r9k/ is half normie now.
>>700104305
My wife's sister.
>>700105539
No sniffing her chair?
>>700105600
You're right we should raid 4chan to show them what's what
