Rekt thread
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Rekt thread
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>699190846
I hope when the day comes that I'm in such a scenario, that I can keep my cool like the dude in this vid.
>>699191490
If you're offended by shit like this then what the fuck are you doing on 4chan
>>699190846
bumpity bump
>>699192354
you fell for the stalest of pasta, for shame
>>699192354
>responding to copypasta
>>699192354
lol newfag
>>699193405
fuck anon, you have gone to far
>>699191490
fpbp
>>699193855
He took it up a notch
>>699192354
>>699192354
summer is over
>>699191490
That pasta looks good...
>>699193855
Absolute savage
>>699194170
Then why are you still here, linking the same post twice?
>>699194324
oh hi newfag
>>699193855
lawl
>>699191490
>>699191490
>>699191490
wow i dunno where to even start with you. this is 4chan, the birth place of Anonymous. The place where only people with strong stomachs and dont cry over stupid things like dead bodies (yes thats right i call it stupid cause it doesnt bother me in the slightest) . Ive been through alot more than you can imagine so dont think because I can watch hardcore stuff that it means I havent been through it. Dead bodies? No prob. Gore? Yeah a lot of it please! Naked girls? YUP cause it turns me on and why the hell not! Get out of here this is the deep web, u belong on reddit. I dont know how u stumbled accross for 4chan
TLDR GTFO of my web!!
>>699194515
No u
>>699194598
Fucking kill yourself you fucking faggot.
>>699194598
Is this supposed to be scary or something? I don't get it
>>699194598
I opened this wednesday
>>699192354
>>699192354
Newfag
>>699193855
They were pretty much slapping each other and the guy pulls a Knife? Wtf
>>699195955
thats what makes it so funny tho
>>699193855
I'm glad the more attractive one survived.
>>699193211
wtf is the story here????
>>699197387
Pics of ass?
>>699197445
Nerve gas
>>699193211
Pretending to play dead didn't really work for him.
Also, why did they give him a blanket? Was he cold?
>>699197387
Did she get skull fucked in both eyes?
>>699194860
oh my god. I really don't know what to think of this one.
>>699191490
no you're looking for weenie hut juinor
>>699193405
im going to vomit
>>699191490
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>699193855
thats messed up, that looked like a really nice shirt
>>699198389
I whole-heartedly agree, but allow me to play devils advocate for a moment. For all intents and purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a dime-a-dozen, true virtues are a blessing in disguise. We often put our false morality on a pedastal like a bunch of prima donnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granted. So I ask of you to muster up all the strength you can because it is a dog eat dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge chip on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw in everything but the kitchen sink, and even though you are having a field day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sixth sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blind eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero tolerance when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around goes around, and when supply and demand fails, you will be the first to go. Mark my words, when you get down to brass tacks, it doesn't take rocket science to kill two birds with one stone. It's clear who wears the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through trial and error but I swear on my mother's maiden name that when you put the pedal to the metal you will pass with flying colours like it's a piece of cake.
>>699191490
Wtf this tryhard troll has been copy/pasting this shit since last night? get outta ya mums basement faggot
>>699190846
what i wanna know is how the hell the cops responded so damn quickly. also that dude gave 0 fucks.
lol why do people hate rekt threads all of a sudden
Need a webm of someone falling
/b help
>>699197721
>>Was he cold?
Why do you think he asked that guy to set him ablaze in the first place?
>>699198781
tryhard: the post
>>699198165
I love how you can see the dude who poured the gas going up in flames in the back before running around the corner. What karma.
>>699198407
>>699198640
This is beautiful, thanks anon <3
>>699198712
The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.
They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.
Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.
That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it?
>>699198802
Summer fags who are losers in real life save gifs of people dying and post them on /b/ so they feel cool.
As soon as summer is over these fag threads will die down.
>>699198781
this is a rekt thread. so it's to be expected.
calm yourself.
>>699198905
>tryhard
>>699198909
That's some next level pranking.
>>699198802
because they've come from tumblr
>>699199007
you're fucking retarded lmao there's rekt threads constantly all year
>>699199111
don't be such a nigger
>>699199037
These threads are as cancerous as get and ylyl threads. It's the same gifs and webms posted over and over again.
>>699198776
It's like that in some countries. Cops respond really quick.
In many of those countries the access to guns is also not quite as widespread as in Brazil, which means extremely lower crime rates (criminals have to accept they'll be holding knifes and such and that within a few minutes they'll have firearms pointed at them).
It's pretty nice..
>>699191490
I thought this pasta came AFTER gore was posted
>>699199281
don't be such a cracker
>>699198741
Owners are retarded for not putting their dog up.
Gotta admit, he was a good shot though. Both headshots.
>>699199360
this whole board is cancer
>>699197387
fuck!
>>699197786
Scavengers - animals eat the eyes and lips first.
>>699199592
kys
>>699197387
more?
>>699199405
>we're basically rabbits to them
>>699198640
Nice filename
>>699198450
lol
>>699199510
fake
>>699199728
dry heaving now nice!
>>699199692
no u
>>699199872
>runs over????
>>699199510
Fake and gay
>>699199907
My nigger hate just leveled up
damn, yous a wierd ass nigga,
type to get porridge in ya beard ass nigga,
type to always run in fear ass nigga,
type to wanna smear ass, nigguh,
nah, you dont get a beer pass nigga,
yous the type to shag sheep not a shear ass nigga,
type to wrestle dogs can you hear that nigguh oooooooooooooohh
>>699200123
>>699190846
>>699193405
OMG MODS THAT'S DISGUSTING
>>699198741
Someone knock at your door, kill your dog. Bye
>>699199872
If you ask me that's what he fucking gets for just running in front of that car. And then they make it sound like it was all the drivers fault.
>>699199437
premature ejaculation haha
>>699199999
>>699200000
Just out of curiosity. Don't mind me.
>>699197300
This gif always pisses me off. You're not a badass for doing the 'finishing' blow on a defenseless person with a fucking gay ass twirl that you thought was cool. THIS person needs to fucking die, fuck
>>699199872
>>699199907
Fucking niggers
>>699198741
fucking kek file name
>>699194860
Is this fresh pasta that I missed?
>>699193211
roasted
>>699200365
The car swerved in order to hit him. He wouldn't have been hit except that the car driver intended it.
>>699200365
the fucked up thing is, they were probably gonna set them on fire or stab them or some shit, if they'd stopped the car.
>>699200615
Dumb bitch pulled her whole family to hell.
>>699193211
Lol what part of mexico is that.
>>699198741
LLLAAAAAAAANNNNNNNND
OFFFFFFFFFFFF
THEEEEEE
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>699197710
This.
>>699201070
COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN
>>699194598
that hurt my eyes more than it was scary
>>699194598
im having a siezuuesbgjkggggggg
>>699200656
And this is why you're supposed to watch your kids.
>>699200365
He wasn't just running infront of the car, he was running infront of it WHILE THROWING ROCKS AT IT. He's a cunt and got what he deserved, run them all over.
i just.....
i can't.
you people are ill and sick
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worse and worse.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
looking at guy penises
thinking males are females
the list goes on and on.......
having the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
the same old shit threads repeated every single day...
calling each other faggots thinking it's cool but it's actually just embarrassing
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are called the sewer of the internet...
>>699201102
gonna just post all the shit in my folder
>>699194860
>this is the deep web
>>699201450
This is shit bait.
>>699200793
Probably, and still though, they ran into the street to try and stop the car, I would've hit him too.
TRIGGERED
>>699200667
He's paralyzed now
>>699198909
I feel really bad for them.
>>699201537
this
>>699201625
here is a classic folks
>>699193405
DELETE THIS
>>699194860
>deep web
Topest of keks
>>699198344
thank god for ISIS
>>699195236
i opened this up every fucking day for like 5 years. kids and their copypasta are more than a little pathetic these days.
>>699201625
Wasn't this a babysitter who got arrested?
>>699198389
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
>>699201695
>brutal
>>699200045
ew thats gross
>>699201255
>checked
thats fucking insane
>>699201695
>>699200045
Sauce
>>699200517
was your mom taken out by a finishing blow with a twirl you pussy? the twirl is why it's funny. cry more
>>699199931
damn dude
>>699194860
>deep web
Go fuck yourself
>>699199510
Far too much blood and head jerk
>>699198741
And this ladies and gentlemen is the reason why americans are considered as rifle loving idiots. Constantly and fucking everywhere.
>>699201949
>>699201874
This guy.
>>699201874
Uhmmmmmm
That is like the oldest 4chan meme out there.
Ya sure you're not the newfag?
>>699194598
>jumpscare with no sound
>>699197387
this pic is gore not rekt. start a gore thread (i'll lurk that one too)
>>699198941
Never noticed that. Noice. One more nigger dead
>>699201625
>ruining your own life
>taking it out on the kid
please mama no spagetti
>>699194598
I bet your some 12 year old beta cuck that thinks this shitpasta is scary. Fucking kill yourself you sorry excuse for an abortion.
>>699201864
Not sure, been a while since I last posted that shit.
>>699192354
He's trolling newfags like you, clearly.
>protip: lurk moar
>>699202113
>pointing out newfags
>>699202176
Story?
>>699201992
People trying to look cool doing something easy is not funny, it's sad. You have a stupid sense of humor.
>>699202298
What's that even mean
>>699200365
I fucking live in Israel man, that's what they always do.
Imagine yourself in this situation:
>Driving home with gf
>All of a sudden 20 sand niggers surround you, start throwing rocks at your car, breaking your windows and putting your life in danger
>You have 2 choices: Either you die (you lose) or you run over these subhumans, in which case they later publish their footage as "Israeli car runs over innocent Palestinian boy" (you and your country lose).
>They have 2 choices: Either they kill you (they win) or they make you look like subhumans who don't mind killing "innocent" people and make the world believe they are the victims in this case (they win).
wat do??
>>699202113
Hes either subtrolling or just completely fucking retarded
>>699197445
Diversity.
>>699198344
backstory?
>>699198988
m8 you've literally been posting the same shit since last night, 12 hours later you still don't have a life, there's nothing to be jealous of here
>>699202376
sus?
>>699202483
use ur jew jitsu on them kike
>>699191490
>That's it.
>I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>699200568
There were boys in her school that had huge crushes on her.....
>>699198802
they don't, these kids are so desperate for attention they post these "guaranteed reply" trolls and apparently jizz their pants when they get two replies.
>>699202376
fucking kek
>>699193855
that escalated quickly
>>699198450
I know right, he probably made it himself given his race
>>699199510
This is a classic. I remember seeing it in the early 2000's
>>699198741
I saw this on youtube and people are saying the cop should have let himself be bitten, before shooting the dog. WTF?
People are idiots. I'd shank a fucker that tried to fist fight me, if I wasn't in the mood for a fight, and didn't deserve to be fucked with.
I'd rather not go to the hospital, lose pay by missing work, feel any pain, have any scars, risk a disease or irreparable damage to a nerve... because a dog owner is being a fucking careless idiot. Keep the dog away from me.
Likewise, don't fucking attack me period. I do not fight fair... unless the fight is justified and over a reasonable cause.
Fuck having that joaquin phoenix lip action for the rest of my life, so a dog owner isn't out a few hundred bucks at petco. Should have bought the petco extended warranty on that vicious mut.
>>699194860
Kek
/thread
>>699202714
Fucking wrong webm, It was this one
>>699199646
That's not what he asked, you fucking moron. Did whoever take the picture skull fuck her in both eye sockets? Cuz I would have. Imagine how hot it be, with that grin on her face. She's a hot mess.
>>699194108
BAM!
>>699192354
>baited
>>699194598
I have epilepsy, you jerk.
>classic
>>699200934
The good part.
>As good as it gets, amigo.
>>699203047
>>699202548
https://youtu.be/0T6go6EOuG4?t=29
>>699201070
Yeah, better make sure he's dead. You never know.
>>699199997
damn that seal doesn't even care
>>699197794
>>699202007
Another two victims fell pray to copypasta
>>699202896
What's even going on? He's just tied up
>>699199993
ikr? runs under more like it. fuck english.
>>699200096
off yourself
>>699198407
Tits or GTFO
>>699199510
Homosexually and fraud
>>699199405
dicks out
>>699200772
are you mentally handicapped?
>>699199659
I like how he shakes his hand like he just hit it on a wall.
>>699201450
I have some advice: If you don't like it, STOP FUCKING LOOKING AT IT! YOUR CHOICE OF WHAT TO WATCH AND THE INTERNET IS PRETTY GODDAMN BIG!
Do with that, as you will.
>>699199823
no shit
>>699202376
Then one day at the age of 42 he walked into a school and opened fire on students and staff and people still ask why
>>699200568
>keeps filming
>mfw
>>699201537
Definitely 100% deep Web.
>>699198640
Fuckingdumbass. Those not horses. Those zebras
>>699198909
any proof that these kinds of isis vids are real? i don't doubt you but they seem a bit off
>>699199656
Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams tho. In that video it was clearly Jews piss aka dragon breath
>>699199360
Then leave, asswipe.
>>699202768
You know... It might suprise you but in other countries it works even without having to shoot a dog thats running towards you.
Oh look, it's the same fucking webms that people has been reposting for years. There are literally so many more gores on liveleak alone, and you faggots keep reposting the same shit.
>>699190846
damn they saw the dude in the yellow helmet still moving and just blasted him again
>>699199728
That's disgusting.
>>699202768
>I'd shank a fucker that tried to fist fight me, if I wasn't in the mood for a fight, and didn't deserve to be fucked with
I carry a very sharp knife at all times fits that reason.
>>699199646
eww
>>699199872
>>699200568
Fucking diamonds every time I see this
>>699203044
watch it again
>>699197445
The story is.
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, "Big Hoss." Everything in here has a story and price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
>>699193211
i got smoke in my eye once. so i can relate.
>>699200501
>roadhead.gif
>>699200446
always has to be the girl.
>>699201102
aghhh fuck
>>699203044
kek
>>699201255
>mfw didn't even flinch
>>699201107
explain?
>>699198781
I'd rather be an edge lord than a spergelord, spergelord
>>699193405
That's enough /b/ for tonight...
>>699199931
GODAMMIT GUMP I WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE THERE
>>699200133
Your autism aswell.
>>699201502
story?
>>699200568
She was preggo when this happened
>>699202768
I'll fight you
>>699191490
Lol fucking liar, your a 17 year old faggot find overweight acne ridden bitch living a lie and with your parents. What a fucking nigger
>>699197445
People don't like being on fire.
>>699201958
explain?
>>699191490
whats with the pasta faggot
>>699202376
Story?
>>699202896
>>699203218
search 'Nghẹn ngà o, Xót xa trước hoà n cảnh ở Quảng Ninh'
>he has pain everywhere since birth and they constructed this shit so he can...'live" -> app. no meds help
>>699193211
Mexican breakdancing is terrible.
>>699204297
the dude who posted robo pic has (1) at end of filename, meaning he saved the pic twice
>>699204565
A players ice skates severed his carotid artery
>>699197300
360 no scope
>>699204565 The skate of a guy sliced the goalies throat but he survived
>>699196021
Beyond all decency
>>699200828
Hilarious.
>>699202628
so confuse
>>699200075
The fuck just happened?
>>699194860
holy fuck, if it wasnt so close to summer fags actually posts. idk whether to laugh or cry
>>699200603
Lol what?
>>699202322
The "story" is that I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, "Big Hoss." Everything in here has a story and price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
>>699204112
>>699203410
didn't this dude bleed out because he got hit in an important artery?
>>699197300
fucking 360 is hilarious, he's about to execute someone and feels the need to show off. what even hahaha
>>699202376
kek i want the full video please dear god!!!
>>699201255
Piece of shit
>>699203978
Cuck let guard down near a nigger.
>>699204833
well fuck
>>699202049
Sad eurofag too pussy to own a gun or live in a country that doesn't celebrate faggotry. Well, the US does that now too, nm
BUt still, fuck your shit country
>>699203946
damn that sucks
>>699192354
either clever troll or genuine autist... im guessing the latter
>>699202651
> not jew jitsue,
>>699201695
Dude, why?
>>699199510
I came muppets
>>699205035
12G, brutal.
>>699203104
whatever this is, it's gay af and so are you, yt-watching faggot.
>>699198678
> intents and purposes
You mean "intensive purposes", fuckwad?
>>699204340
this made me want to hug my moms
>>699193211
>if you dont let third world savages into the west you're a racist
>rather have western culture die and live in misery than be called a word
im voting Trum, fuck you
>>699204833
this is new
dose eyes tho
>>699197387
How it feels to chew 5 gum
>>699199728
How can boogers be alive?
>>699204971
idk
>>699199872
>I know, I'll get infront of a car with this projectile
>>699202628
this is so much better with sound
>>699204833
still better than beheading...
>>699198678
i've never seen this reply before, does anyone know when the original was first posted? its beautiful
>>699199111
Quads checked
