If your post ends in 5, your wish will be granted
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
If your post ends in 5, your wish will be granted
You know what i want...
All the niggers die
please kill me... end my suffering..
>>699198756
>6
Looks like your wish won't be granted.
>>699200000
Shiiiiiit son!!!
>>699200000
Oh damn
>>699200000
HOLY SHIT
>>699200000
I'm mr.Zero, I I don't see full tits with time stamp we abandon thread
I wish Rhiannon would talk to me soon.
>>699200000
>real KoG puts the fake KoG in his place
Beautiful.
>>699200369
rolling for this
>>699198756
I wish I was a 7 foot tall beautiful Asian female with triple E breast a fat ass and a huge 12 inch cock
>>699200000
>five 0s
>five
That still counts, right?
>>699200000
>>699200000
World Peace.
>>699199705
I..is he kill?
>>699200000
Fucking beautiful
H A R A M B E
A
R
A
M
B
E
i want to be un-vrigin
I wish she'd come back to me soon
>>699200000
Im so happy to witness that
>>699200555
Jesus Christ
>>699200000
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>>699200555
>>699200555
>>699200555
>>699200555
>>699200555
>>699200555
You wished it to count so it does
GODS OF /B/ I PRAY FOR YOU TO GIVE ME GOOD NUMBES
>>699200000
>>699200555
>>699200555
>>699200000
Who are you? Who?!
>>699200795
NOW THAT MY WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED,GIVE ME TRIPS
boooooooooom
roll
Will I have a good relationship in the future?
>>699199661
Rolling
>>699198756
a godanm job'
>>699200000
Grant this man a fitting post
>>699200968
Roll
>>699201091
Reroll
Bring Seinfeld back for a few seasons.
rich and famous
>>699198756
I wish that i was horny less often. Once a day please.
>>699200000
>>699200555
IMPOSSIBLE
>>699200968
You need to make a wish, not ask a question, retard. It's not a magic 8 ball.
I wish this anon has intestinal discomfort for the next week and a half.
>>699200000
>>699200555
MOTHER FUCK!
Its just some fag with a pass that has a script.
scripts have been around since the start, watch post count and them interject
I'd like a delicious bucket of fried chicken.
i wish to bang OP's mom
>>699198756
Let me be a girl
Give me a Bee Movie 2
>>699200000
Know something you little fuck→
>>699200001→
This was me...
>>699201375
Fuck yeah, Bee Movie 2 is on the way
>>699200000
Well it ended in five 0s, does that count?
Also pizza
>>699201455
further 5 solidifies wish
I wish for world peace. Wait, that's fucking boring; I wish for world war!
i wish my boo gave me tons of money for being his faggot
>>699200928
You got greedy anon
Trump wins, but Hillary ends up president anyway.
Grant it boyo
>>699201872
reroll
>>699201449
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR POSTING AN IMAGELESS TEXT POST FOR A GET
>>699201872
rereroll
>>699200555
I wish I had people that I relate to and that relate to me. Fuck I'm lonely.
>>699200000
>>699200555
make it stop
I wanna be the next king of games.
I wish milhouse was a meme
>>699201872
oh and he should make enough money for me to live in a cage at his house
I just want a girlfriend...
I want to be two to four inches taller.
>>699202484
rolling again, damnit
I wish I could forget my regrets
>>699202613
Reroll.
>>699202656
Reroll
>>699202698
>>699202698
Reroll
>>699202623
yet again
>>699202748
Reroll
>>699200000
witnessed
>>699202803
Motherfucker. Reroll.
>>699198756
I wish for death
>>699201872
rerollen
rerolls don't count in this thread
>>699202878
Reroll.
>>699200000
>post gotta end in 5
>do quints count...?
Reroll
>>699198756
To become a contributing member of the scientific community.
I wish for 3 more wishes
I want someone to murder me
>>699203004
Reroll.
>>699198756
I could go for some oatmeal.
>>699203081
Reroll
Pls gib GF
>>699200000
HAWAII FIVE 0
>>699202966
nice dubs, but i need a 5! i want this letter of acceptance.
>>699203135
Got it.
>>699203207
One and only reroll, pls dub Gods bless me
shes froffing
I want kennedi to be my gf
I wish nothing ever existed
>>699200000
>>699200555
You just can't fabricate these results.
I get to lose my virginity.
>>699198756
I just want to be happy
>>699198756
trump will win
>>699203973
reerolll
>>699200000
Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk
>>699204023
stop giving me 3 you cunt
reroll
>>699200000
Woo boy.
Also give girlfriend
I wish to fuck Ariana Grande in the ass
>>699204071
fine
rerereroll
I wish for a non 5
>>699198756
Rolling for OPs mom dying in her sleep tonight
I wanna get swole.
i get a sexy gf
I wish for the sweet release of death
>>699200000
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>>699200555
>>699200555
G O D I S A M O N G U S
Wish i could forget this thread
>>699203774
YOU WERE SO CLOSE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Donald is kill
>>699198756
My wish is to myself, just roll
>>699204460
It is saved now, for all time.
>>699200555
>>699200000
this counts as losing my virginity.right?
Get
>>699205377
checked
also wishing for money
>>699204862
Why not put the OP in there?
wishing for qt gf
Roll
gf please
this thread is cursed
gimme a girlfriend
I wish for moar spiderman.
I wish 4chan would just die
>>699205785
>>699205815
Perfect it looks like your dreams will soon become a reality
>>699198756
i want a quite large loan of a billion dollarydoos
>>699205815
Damn it, just when I got my wish too, asshole! I wish you would die. Moar SPIDERMAN!
>>699198756
Have my ex regret leaving me forever.
>>699200000
>>699206156
Stay pleb m8
Rolling for death tonight
>>699200000
>>699200555
H E I S U L T I M A T E ! ! !
Kill me
>>699205785
>>699206075
Twice in a row already?! Ok, lets go a third time! I wish for a shitty meme!
>>699206255
Goodnight sweet prince
>>699205785
>>699205815
>>699206045
>>699206075
>>699206255
That's a lot of gets
>>699198756
Roll m8
>>699200000
N-NANY?!?
>>699206551
My wish of moar spiderman hasn't been fully realized yet. WE NEED MOAR!
>>699198756
I wish i had a gf
>>699198756
i want 5 trillion dollars in my closet within 5 seconds.
>>699198756
i want 5 trillion dollars in my closet within 5 seconds. and the ablility to fly
I want her back
>>699206883
>>699206784
I wish you had a better wish. And ones that had spiderman.
the sweet release of death
a gf
UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY
>>699207362
>>699207282
>>699207072
Should have requested for moar spiderman.
I wish my depression would go away
>>699198756
money
>>699198756
I wish for all of the powers of a genie with non of the restrictions, including but not limited to being bound to the will of any being other than myself, being bound to a lamp, or any other container, and any limitations associated with genie powers that would restrict the full use of my powers while still retaining full autonomy and control of myself
Find a husbando
>>699198756
I wish I recieved 1 million dollars into my savings account without anyone I know (including myself) or their property being harmed in the process.
I wosh that all other wishes dont vome true, no exceptions.
>>699207650
It may seep to the back of your mind bro, but it will never go away... good luck
Plz kill me
I wish to have sex with a woman I find attractive
>>699207744
I got double dubs and no 5
fuck.
once more for posterity's sake
>>699207855
heh
>>699200000
Jason Bourne: spotted
>>699205645
Fixed. Now go, make this known to all of 4chan.
>>699207873
A winner is not you buddy.
>>699207965
I've only gotten 5's on my last 2 things... my advice and my wish for her back are true hearted... good luck friends
Rolling for infinite power
>>699206778
haha faggot. now watch me get a gf
>>699208051
Beautiful
>>699200000
holy shit
My aunt will suck my dick
I fix my car in time for school
>>699198756
op is a faggot
>>699200000
>>699200555
I want Pokémon to be real.
I wish all the wishes that were granted prior to this wish will be reversed and never come true.
I wanna be a bigfoot
I wish for some fuckin ranger boots.
>>699198756
To be happyily married to my gf and have kids.
>>699209322
haha just kidding im alone in this world.
Notch
I WISH FOR MY EX TO GIVE ME A PAIR OF HER USED PANTIES
i wish to wake up not sick tomorow
I wish I wasn't so poor.
>>699209552
I wish this anon feels better
>>699209401
No luck, chuck.
I wish I was with the boy I love
>>699209740
Oooh. Close but no cigar.
>>699209552
reload
I wish for all wishes after this to not work.
I wish to be the strongest fighter in the entire universe ;).
I wish Randy Savage was brought back to life and made immortal.
>>699198756
I wish I wasn't such a failure.
>>699198756
now
>>699198756
Let me pass this term in college. Even if its a C out of pity
>Rawlin
I wish I was having rowdy intercourse with the guy I'm seeing
Rawlorino
I wish the poster below me gets his wish revoked
>>699198756
Heart of the cards, guide me!
I wish to have sex in the next 5 days
>>699200000
WITNESSED
When were you under the impression that my post didn't end in five?
Look again.
>>699210955
with a jar of jelly
>>699198756
wish 5 billion cash in my closet in 5 sec
I wish to date her.
C-can I just have some (you)'s?
Also, toasting in epic bread.
I wish that OP dies
the ability to generate objects in the physical realm just by thought alone. Granted in the next 5 seconds, and lasting the rest of my life.
One of the three girls, I don't care which one
>>699212205
Yes. This. >5
KILL EVERYONE ON 4 CHAN CURRENTLY
I just want shit to be cool again.
i wish she'd love me back ;-;
>>699200555
Golly gosh.
>>699199661
Rolling for this
I wish for all wishes, above or below this post, to be hence forth regarded as null and void, regardless of the number on post.
I wish i could make rent this month.
>>699212205
OO BOY
I wish for more wishes
How do you want your coffin OP?
>>699212836
The number in which a post ends can not directly affect things in the real world. Therefore this will be one of the only wishes that will come true.
That everyone who has posted before me DIES VIA MASS MURDERER WHO USES VICTIMS FORARM BONES AS MURDER WEAPON
[besides me]
>>699200555
I want to have the ability of mind control
For a Cat picture to appear
She will love me.
>>699213151
I wish to be exempt from all things posted on 4chan that an individual would regard as unpleasant
I want to be loved.
>>699200000
>>699213450
Too fucking bad
I'll go back in time and not fuck up an obvious decision
That or I'll get piss drunk tonight to forget I fucked up
I wish I wish I was a fish.
>>699200000
>>699200555
>>699198756
I wish for best girlfriend
For this thread to become a spiderman--- CAT thread
>>699200555
MOM GET THE CAMERA
I win her.
>>699208051
add me in the screencap
Gf plz
>>699199661
Roll
The girl
>>699213718
HEY, I already wished for that. MOAR spiderman. And I actually did get a. 5
Her
>>699214025
Oh hey I rolled another 5, that makes 3 so far in this thread.
>>699200000
holy fuck.
>00000
>five zeroes
if there is a god, we just found him
Girl
Bring her back
>>699214414
Nah, more like he sold his soul to satan for that one. That, or he's actually satan.
Season 5 of Arrow to be good
>>699214820
reroll
I find my lost phone?
>>699198756
I want to be wealthy
Sure
v
The bad news to stop and the good news to start coming
>>699216190
Fucking reroll
>>699216190
Reroll
>>699216190
Reroll cause bullshit
>>699216190
I really need this
i will date her
>>699198756
I want her to come back
>>699216190
Comeon
I wish her
I wish for infinite oxy and food, that's all I want in this life.
>>699216190
Fuck me reroll
>>699216190
Reroll fuck this
>>699216190
Not gonna stop, reroll
i wish for facial feminasation surgery
>>699216190
Comeon you piece of shit, reroll
>>699216588
Reroll, 59 get
>>699216190
anon, it's hard, but bad news will come no matter what.
i wish my boo would come into enough money to get his own few bedroom apartment, and that he would keep me locked away for all of his sexual urges.
>>699217596
rerolling
Roll!
>>699217678
rererolling
as you dont die now i wish Harambe back and the fucking kid geting shot
>>699217728
rerererolling
When I die I want to be reborn as a housecat
>>699217781
rererererolling
op will die in his sleep
>>699217886
rerererererolling
>>699217936
rererererererolling
Roll
>>699198756
I instantly will become omnipotent
I want /b/ to die...
Infinite power
U mean like DIS
>>699218214
blox
>>699217891
re roll
i want Trump to win
I'll be a billionaire in 2017
>>699198756
MY WAIFU WILL LOVE ME IRL
>>699208427
faggot watch me get a cutie trap
>>699198756
I get a qt gf tommorow
>>699218519
reroll
I literally want to die everyday but can't bring myself to do it. I wish to die.
>>699198756
End of the world begins august 14th 2016
>>699198756
person belows wish isnt granted
>>699218519
hello anon
>>699218796
it's a little too feminine for me
>>699198756
Infinite wishes blox
also check it
>>699218996
get fucked kiddo
>>699198756
I get a (You)
I wish I had a girlfriend
>>699217048
hue
