REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
Why the hell not
>>715469256
I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,
I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,
Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,
I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.
>>715469256
oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!!
yeah yeah, whatever
i buy a brune one
26 kiss less virgin reporting in
>>715469256
I already have one but I can use another
bullshit but just in the 0.0000000001% chance it could happen, OP is still a fag.
If she looks like pic related. I'm in
Ok.
worth a try tbh
>>715469256
Please...
>If dubs everyone replying in this thread dies horribly instead (except me XD XD XD).
>>715469256
it would be a fucking Christmas miracle
>implying a girl would somehow find her way down in my basement
Ey
>>715469256
I'm in
>>715469256
reply how?
I want the one in the pic from op
>>715469256
but will i really be any less alone?
whatever
>>715469256
24kv reporting, also OP is a fag
But I don't want to lose my wizard powers. Haven't even figured out how to use them yet. Then being my powers and a girlfriend.
>>715469256
Hope this works
how do i reply
hoping meme magick works. give me a GF!
When did /b/ turn into facebook?
>>715469256
and the ugly people losers smell like shit and is really lame and try to cock block people and make only people that lives in this earth only can pick ugly people losers and ugly people cause the ugly people losers smell like poop and cant get people the normal way and the ugly people losers smell like poop and so the ugly people losers that smell like poop cant cheat so the ugly people losers dont look pathatic and can read people yithout doing the ocd so the ugly people losers can read people by cheating so and the ugly people losers like the ugly bitch so i dont knog uhy iam caring about helping people so i dont help the ugly people losers
>>715469931
About 3 years ago
praise kek
>>715469256
okj
>>715469256
Why not?
>>715469256
nigga you gay
>>715469256
if dubs you die
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>>715469256
nice eyes
>>715469256
and the ugly people losers smell like poop and the ugly people losers smell like dog shit and the ugly people losers i have to spend my life the ugly people losers try to cheat to force me to like ugly people losers cause my father is selfish and i have to spend my life to help the ugly people losers that cant make friends or help ugly people cause there so pathatic and smell like poop but besides that iam going to be in pain cause the ugly people losers going to eat my shit so and can cheat so can keep me isolatied so is ugly and can cheat to be better then everybody uhile being ugly like the ugly people losers that smell like poop and the ugly people and the ugly bitch that smell like poop and get angry and is lame and smell like poop
>>715469256
and doesnt care about bothering people uehn people dont like the ugly bitch and the ugly people losers and ugly people try to act attrative
Meme
going to my fuck friend tommorw is this true ?
If u say so
>>715469256
Ahahahahaha gay
>>715469256
u made me..
>>715469256
Im trusting u op
>>715469256
and it is bad enough that is it hard to keep a secret uhen to keep mouth shut but nor ugly people losers that smell like poop can read me
No
>>715469256
cause the ugly people losers smell like poop say iam force to like ugly people losers so the ugly bitch force me to like the ugly people losers by spliiiting my heart so can read me and the ugly people losers smell like poop and can knor everything befure i do it
Already do m8
>implying
That would be dank.
>>715469256
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
What will my wife say about this?
PUSSY I WANT PUSSY1!!!!!11111111!!!!!11111111!!!!!!1111!!!
Why not
well maybe this will work
wat
Ez GF.
Lets go
>>715469256
"I'll take 'Things That'll Never Happen' for $300, Alex."
Worth a try.
>>715469256
Kill self.
YII
>>715469256
Fuck it
>>715469256
a blonde please
Sure
Today bitch
bump
Fine
ty
>>715469256
I want one
if you say so
If this shit actually fucking works tho
>>715469256
Doubtful but let's try. COME BACK TO ME EX GIRLFRIEND!
i beleeb
>>715469256
Hell yeah
None of the guys on 4chan should reproduce and loving any of them would be a giant waste of time. F 21
please
Why not
>>715469256
Goooo pls my girlfriend broke up with me 5 months ago and I still solo
Ok
<3<3<3
>>715469256
Better be as hot as this girl.
Yes pls
well then lets see where this takes me
>>715471234
You don't deserve love.
Replying.
Dammit woman notice my efforts
>>715469256
I fucking wish life worked like that
>>715471138
You could never pass for a women
>>715469256
I choose to believe.
>>715471340
those birds are cuter
Awesome!
>>715471383
It's not my fault no one under 200 pounds will touch your little penis . ;*
Righto.
Even though I'll lose her in a week or less, that week will be nice.
>>715469256
I choose to believe. What a time to be alive.
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>>715469256
of course
dont want one
I guess I've nothing to loose
>>715469256
Well, I'll lose nothing for trying
Zara
>>715469289
ok
>>715469256
lets hope she aint ugly or dumb....oh wait
alright the bet is on fam
Got nothing to lose
>>715469256
finally
>>715469256
I wish.
>>715471711
She'd have to be both to date you?
going out soon, so might as well..
>>715469256
If i allready have one, do i get a replacement now?
Worth shot
get rekt newfags
Hololo
>>715469256
No.
ho ho
lit
liar
anon is a cuck
Why not
At this point I'm willing to believe in anything.
Give her a name b
>>715469256
oh, what if i don't want to
please kek pls
yeeeee
please be 4/10 or better ty anon
I am a fool
>>715469256
please be true
i will prove you wrong
>>715469256
Ok, let's tempt fate and roll them bones.
fingers crossed
>>715469256
This may be the best bait ever posted on 4chan...and I'm still gonna buy into it!
rolling
I don't see the harm.
>>715469256
RIght on
>>715472327
fag
>>715469256
>>715469256
meh.
lies!
>>715469256
What if i don't want one?
>>715469256
pls
This is the second saddest thing I've done all year..
Its never worked before but hey, I'm game
Gee wiz. That's mighty dandy.
niggers
Shit i actually might. Got a date in a few hours
>>715469290
Kill yourself
Nigger i wish
I just want someone to cuddle :3
wow you a magician or what
>>715469256
Adds up
>>715469256
Please!!!
>>715469256
I want a new GF
P-please ;_;
>>715469256
if i get dubs this is true
