facebook cringe thread, let's do it /b/itches.
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facebook cringe thread, let's do it /b/itches.
This thread better not die right away, I was excited...
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>>715458086
that's alpha as fuck
never see why this is cringe
>>715459292
I agree, I just don't have many cringe FB photos yet.
>>715460703
man that's alpha, going to get some idgaf hair?
it's not his fault the barber fucked the shit up bad
>>715460744
Is this a feels thread?
>>715460843
This made me lol.
>>715458086
not cringe thats some ylyl shit
>>715460592
This isn't cringe this kid is a fucking god.
>>715459916
>"gamer girls"
This is more rage than cringe
>>715461419
the liquid on the one plate
>>715460744
Fuck this faggot, seeing that kind of post would surely hurt a dad, fucking ingrate.
>>715460904
Oh fuck, lmao
>>715461321
Holy kek
>>715461709
feels for the dad
>>715461419
That's just fucked up...
>>715460744
I wish my father gave even half as much of a damn about me
>>715461419
This gives me shivers.
>>715461419
cringe win so far
>>715461912
Holy shit these are some extreme levels of beta
>>715461866
Feels anon, I lost my dad couple of years ago.
>>715462088
Jesus christ man...
>>715462135
Just a father getting his son ready for cartel life
>>715458086
I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,
I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,
Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,
I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.
>>715462178
YLYL?
>>715461321
Such a punchable face..
>>715462208
There's more where that came from, son.
this turned into a ylyl thread way to fast.
Continue.
>>715460904
Dude is never gonna live that post down.
>>715460744
Damn, that's kid's an ass.
OP here.
Cringe not YLYL please! :D
It is still fucking hilarious though.
>>715462359
kek
>>715462408
> :D
One of my favs. The layers of retardation are sublime and delicate.
>>715462135
is this ylyl
>>715462442
>> :D
>>715459448
"ML-KKK standing by..."
>>715462297
>>715462297
She's stopped making "comics" now.
Rip *le comedic queen
>>715461321
>You mean what's right
>>715460744
Fucking faggot kid.
>>715461239
>>715462297
>>715462178
>I can hack you
>>715462442
I see you were trying to quote the :D, but instead you did >:D so it just makes it look like mischief face
>>715462477
They aren't looking, they are beginning to feel the pull of gravity
>>715462577
>>715462518
>>715462620
>the look on his face
>his fucking face
>>715462617
>mother fruitcaking game
>>715462617
>>715462577
>>715462477
Wow... Not only are those insanely cringe but you both got dub 7's.
Is that a boy or a girl? Serious
>>715462088
Dont worry, I wouldn't get on a 2 mile radius from that thing
>>715462178
>stop disliking my videos
>6 pity likes
>79 dislikes
justice
>>715462751
The "I can hack you" is the best part
>>715461163
That girl is 16? Fuck, kids these days look so much older. She looks at least 20 to me.
Wait. We used to raid some kids youtube channel and started a rumor that he was dead. Fat little shit. He'd constantly post rebuttal videos threatening us and explaining that he wasn't dead. Who the fuck was that guy? It was around the time the Uncle B thing and regular call in talk show raids were happening. Two winters ago I'd guess... Who the fuck was that kid?
>>715462815
dude on the far left is prolly the most elite out of all of them
>>715460744
Fuck now its a feels thread
>>715461912
tl;dr
>>715462442
Burdo bordo :DDDDD
>>715462974
See, that's what we call a feMALE.
>>715462974
>Yo Dizzarg get out of my house andstart to build your shed
>>715460744
Corrupted by his mother to resent his dad I'm sure.
>>715463085
its worth the read anon. Probably top 3 cringe
>>715462729
>>715462577
I can do this all night /b/. Tell me where the treasure is hidden or you'll get the Haliey again.
>>715461419
They're professional shitposters
>>715463182
oh my god man its a female
>>715462815
made me shit brix when I saw it
>>715461163
Oh shit, I know those two girls.
>>715460644
seems like an okay guy tbh
>>715463239
holy shit kek
>>715463295
You think this is a motherfucking game?!
>>715458086
not cringe that kids a mofukin G, im gonna correct that and use it on tinder lol
>>715462477
>The layers of retardation are sublime and delicate.
YOU are a FUCKING artist
>>715461239
top kek
>>715459448
haha fucking dumbass
>>715459916
>Stop commenting
>>715463182
>>715463125
>dad has a new family
>>715461912
Jesus fuck the autism
>>715462620
His face always weirds me out.
I wonder how autistic he is.
>>715463085
In the time it took you to click the post, write tl;dr, fill out the captcha, and then hit the post button you could have easily just read the fucking post
>>715463391
Think its imploding on itself?
>>715463185
ZOZZLE
>>715463239
feels
>>715463551
You think i'm playin?
>>715462617
kek put a watermark on it so no one would steal this spicy maymay
>>715461419
feminists probably think its "beautiful expression of power from vulnerability. a reminder, if you will, that even though they are nature's superior gender, they are still human, if you will, and hopefully they mashed those fat logs of female shit, piss, menstrual blood, thick anal and vaginal mucous, dingleberries, ingrown infected pubic hair folicles oozing over a man's god damn face and tell him to wash it while you fuck Jamal, DeyQuarius, Shahnahnah and dorito's friend, OtherJohn-NO-NiggerJohn."
>>715462088
>>715462297
>>715462577
>>715462617
>>715463182
>>715463391
>>715463667
>>715463737
Another Anon actually had a really thoughtful thing to say about her
>>715462705
>>715463737
>>715461967
kek
>>715463845
Oh god delet this please
>>715463845
DELET DEES
MODS MODS MODS
>>715463844
top kek
>>715463806
>having to bring up something about feminism because you're just that triggered
Thanks for contributing to the cringe
>>715461239
>Hit you until cry
>>715463845
>>715462577
manga....book...do some people really think they are comparable?
>>715463844
I'm quite sure there are men who are wholly able to stick their penis into her and also be proud of it.
>>715463987
OP here.
I appreciate your Pink Guy.
Thank you.
@_@
>>715464092
Pink Guy here.
I like this Salamander Man.
Fuck you.
Delet this too
>>715463844
I think i'm out of haile now. Don't worry - i have more
Really bad cringe here
>>715464217
Oh my god
I know we all have done cringe stuff as a teenagers but nothing to this caliber
>>715464217
Just kidding, i had another!!!
>>715464217
>this costume makes me look fat
its not the costume you fucking whale
>>715462515
!lol
anymore? i love ugly threads
>>715464015
well if your gonna put yourself out there you need to be prepared to take shit.
>>715464197
>4197▶
>File: hailetheturtle.jpg (110 KB, 900x675)
That poor dog.
>>715464363
And another. Goodness me, we're just delving far into the mouth of madness tonight, gents!
>>715463148
Oh damn, you're right.
>>715464015
Kek
>>715464369
Fucking robogels...
>>715462620
...who is taking the pic?
Seriously.
>>715463844
the thing is, she KNOWS she's getting this attention and is loving every minute of it
the only absolute cringe thing about memeing her is how much attention you are giving this individual
>>715464643
op
>>715464631
Timer brah. Other than the person who delivers his groceries to him this guy hasn't seen another person in years
>>715464423
I really can do this all night it would seem! Just kidding, i'm really out of pictures of Haile this time.
OP back.
Hoping when I return in a few hours you fuckheads won't have 404'd this gold thread.
>>715464423
She lives with her gran, even her parents didn't want that thing.
>>715464643
No way. She thought she'd be a star and now the internet is laughing at her the same way everyone at her school does. No way she loves that.
>>715464741
I googled Haileytheturtle
I wonder what shes going to think of this stuff when she gets older; if her weight allows her to live long enough ofcourse.
>>715463806
What does that picture have to do with feminism?
>>715464836
Fuuuuuuuck
>>715464643
No, she actually hated the attention as it was mostly unwarranted cyberbullying.
She deleted her DA account because she was getting made fun of.
Here is a chick that is obsessed with herself. She posted a live video of her legs and pretended to not know she was live on fb
>>715464423
How does the chair live? Must be titanium strength.
>>715461129
>the ovaries
>>715464969
<hunsucker
did one of her ancestors suck off a hun to survive?
>>715464713
Phew...I was worried there was more than one of those guys involved in that scenario
>>715464969
Haha we should send her pics of children drinking stuff other than what she suggest they should
>>715462577
is this loss
>>715462896
no cringe!
the mask saved this kids life, after hit by a police rubber bullet
>>715464063
Thank you for contributing this piece of cringe.
>>715465136
>tips fedora
>>715464964
oh...my gawd
>>715465064
>>715465156
those things can't kill ya unless you're holding your fucking head right in front of the gun
>>715464255
OP's probably 14 year old that skipped school today.
>>715462088
Why fatties are so cringy ?
SERIOUSLY.
DOES THAT FAT BITHC REALLY BELIEVES SHE'S FUNNY OR SOMETHING?
dOES ACTUALLY SOMEONE FIND THIS SHIT FUNNY?
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S SO RETARDED.
>>715465108
I give my kids beer, better than soda
>>715462881
holy fuck - ribs are in pieces.
>>715461872
Hellu nufrund!
>>715465324
>>715463806
This might be the cringiest post on here
>>715465454
Yeah. someone screenshot that for the next cringethread
Anyone find the faces girls do during sex cringey? Yea. Post those.
>>715464964
Bitch is gonna get sent to a catholic school.
>>715463391
this hamplanet makes me want to kill myself to avoid knowing of its existence at all.
hopefully this fat fuck died already.
>>715465606
>>715460744
Faggot post, not a feels thread.
>>715464969
Is that herpies on her lip?
>>715465108
>>715462297
Looks like a fat dog
>>715465156
no, it was 4chan ruining the shit for a bunch of 9faggers
>>715464423
HaileTheTurtle tells a tail of a heavyset mentally challenge girl that lives with her grandma, everyday she slips further and further into madness where she believes that her stuffed anime characters are her only friends.
She has parties with them, talks to them, and she thinks they talk right back.
She refuses to take her tard pills as they stunt her creativity for her one of a kind comic series.
Her Grammy ignorant to the repercussions of denying her granddaughter her pills, allowing her to slip away from reality one comic at a time.
And as for what we can do to help turtle?
Nothing, all we can do is sit back and watch her become gradually insane while her grammy is none the wiser.
>>715462974
wasn't this girl on /b/?
I saw a screencap, think I saved it.
>>715461321
>you mean what's right
>>715465360
Can't comment on her page unless you friend her
>>715465785
>>715462477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAVMTfzbpM4
>>715465064
>then them
>>715465819
Probably someone posing as her but I remember the thread she wanted to kill herself
>>715465955
This is everyone on b
>>715465108
Nypa
>>715461419
I was fucking eating!
>>715466074
>playing Dark Souls
>plays Minecraft
God fucking damnit
>>715465064
>People who have difficulty realizing that I'm smarter than them.
>People who have difficulty realizing that I'm more modest than them.
He just contradicted himself.
>>715465955
This guy has a lot of cringe stuff yeah?
>>715463182
this needs to die
>>715465870
Is the first sentence true?
>>715462359
My sides
>>715466174
His entire feed is cringe, and he's still going strong.
>>715460744
father died in vietnam war when i was 7. Right in the feels
>>715464015
I sort of feel bad for her in that way I won't do anything about it and will forget about her once I leave the thread
>>715465526
>>715462620
>Don't take my pic MOOOOMMMMM
REEEEEEE!
>>715464964
oh my fucking god
>>715462620
Is that a fuck doll? It has mega tits
>>715466332
>Corona fucking fedora
classy
hooooooly shit. i hope this faggot lives to be 150 years old and contracts every disease along the way.
>>715466440
Nice work anon
>>715466288
of course. have you missed war between 4chan & 9gag?
>>715466566
>>715466566
go fuck yourself numbers. i almost had quints.
bye /b/ros, i'm off to drink myself even more retarded.
>>715466627
this just makes me sad. what if he really lost his hat?
>>715462087
Feels anon, I lost my dad a couple of days ago
>>715466150
>Running shy
So, she ran away from you, as you creeped her out?
>>715466686
>>715466003
But I like baby Jeebus
>>715465407
Are you implying it isn't fucked up to take a shit on a plate with your family and then pose for a group photo?
>>715466627
>>715466747
Where are all these people living? I never see kids with Fedora's in my area
>>715464959
I don't know what a DA account is, probably some anime shit you're into
>>715464836
and yes, she does know and feeds on the attention. if it wasn't true, she would've stopped making things like these
>b-b-but she said something about cyber bullying
just another niche group she's getting the attention from
>>715458086
Cringe? I think that statement is fucking hilarious.
>>715466747
>support atheist activism
>idiocy of organized religion
>attacks from organized atheist stance
being related in any sense to this mouth breathing pile of shit
>thank you for contributing to my list of reasons not to live
fuck white people. fuck black people. fuck yellow people. if there is such a thing as pink people fuck them too. fuck humans. i wish an asteroid would collide with our planet and decimate us all in .7 seconds.
DREAMS.(nocapypurstarinoprz)
>>715466832
They never leave their houses
>>715466839
>I don't know what a DA account is, probably some anime shit you're into
>>715465870
>ban him from the internet
>>715466839
DA = Deviantart
Just an abbreviation.
>>715464197
is this loss
>>715466839
yo man if you want to hook up with an androgynous landwhale don't let us stop you. no need to parade around /b/ trying to defend it though.
just go marry your swamp beast and lead the happiest life you can possibly lead. godspeed, nigger.
>>715466839
She did stop after /b/ found her.
>>715465950
found this so far, I'll keep looking. I know I have the screencap somewhere.
>>715464217
>I'm not fat either.
>>715461163
Kek'd
>>715458086
Anyone able to trace that video? her facebook is right there
>>715467068
Is this in India?
They say nigga over there?
.
>>715467078
Oh my god. this is your chance lonely /bfags
>>715463105
Spurdo Spärdö :DDDDDDDDDD
>>715467078
i actually feel bad for that freakshow
>>715466839
She's clearly mental, could've thought people were actually enjoying her content until some people started to rag on her.
I'm not defending her when it comes to her creating those "comics", but I doubt she really wanted all that attention.
>>715464964
fucking rekt
>>715467078
I remember her posting. I thought she was nice.
>>715459448
>>715465870
>>715462896
>>715465526
Fucking art.
>>715460644
How much butter?
>>715467312
>i am still valid
